#a lie guarded

[morganbritton132]

Eddie’s live-streaming from the front porch where he’s sitting on their porch swing, playing guitar. So Eddie did not bring his followers into their neighborhood drama. Steve did.

You can see Steve pass in front of the camera a few times before you hear him loudly ask, “What?”

There’s a pause and then he’s like, “I can’t hear you!”

Eddie looks up and over towards the yard but he doesn’t stop playing. He doesn’t seem to have any interest in the conversation going on at all. His chat on the other hand are thrilled to be able to hear Dan say, “Got myself a ring camera. It records the porch and the driveway and sends the video to my phone if it detects movement. So if any vandalism happens…I’ll know.”

Steve: Okay…? And I have a gun

Eddie: *experiences twelve different flavors of ‘what now?’*

Dan: Is that a threat?

Steve: No. I thought we were both just stating facts about home security no one cares about.

Steve: You can go now. Bye.

Eddie, stopping Steve before he goes back inside: Babe, you don’t actually have a gun, right?

Steve:

Eddie: Stevie, you once almost took my head off with a baseball bat full of nails in your sleep. You did NOT buy a gun.

Steve:

Steve: Are you stupid? Why would buy a gun when I could borrow one from Nancy?

Steve: *goes inside*

Eddie:

Eddie: That didn’t answer my question, Steve!

#For the record: He does not have a gun #He just likes to lie #Eddie tells everybody this on the official CC Twitter account #and Dustin comments: Don’t know if you should be telling people your house is not guarded #Eddie replies like: What are you talking about? Did you not see the part about the bat? #eddie munson tiktok saga #steve harrington #eddie munson

[descendant-of-truth]

They put him in the freakin sky again

#sonic the hedgehog #sonic prime #sonic prime spoilers #shadow the hedgehog #sonic adventure 2 #sa2 #I did kinda laugh a bit at the Prime version I won't lie #It's a very cool shot! But it was so dramatic it took me off guard #XD

[non-un-topo]

What if... we killed each other and fell in love....... but also we were both trans 😳

#siggy draws #the old guard #kaysanova #yee. trans canon universe au. this has been in my head for WEEKS. so uhh... take it #i'm gonna be real i think this is so incredibly ugly and also i'm terrified to post it but here i aaammmmm uh oh #idk what's been happening with my faces lately but these are uhh. yeah #anyway enough self deprecation #the fact that nicolo binds like that and uses a sword. while yusuf just lets everything hang out asdfghfdsdgh #no one will notice with the baggy clothes. or will they...? #this is a risky one i'm not gonna lie

[tht1guys]

Shipping securitywaiter is like the equivalent of being a little kid who plays with dolls, making your monster high Frankie doll date your brother's John Cena action figure and I love everything about it.

#securitywaiter #fnaf #ness x mike #dreamtheory #ness the waiter #mike the security guard #fnaf ness #i cant lie #i regularly look through their tag every hour or so #just in case theirs a new post

[forgetme-eternally-blissfully]

The White Star learns that Cale Henituse transmigrated from a body that he stole. He learns that the person inside Cale Henituse lived with the same curse that the White Star has to.

“Cale Henituse,” the White Star sneers, “or should I address the person inside of Cale Henituse?” Cale stiffens. What is this crazy bastard saying now?

“Yes, the man inside of Cale Henituse. How did my curse feel?” He shouldn’t know this information, but he does, Cale realizes. He has an informant on a god’s level. Raon flinches at these words, and Choi Han levels a deadly stare at the White Star. Oddly, Cale thinks, the blood draining from his face, it feels like he’s glaring at him. Cale doesn’t know why but it feels like he made a mistake somewhere down the line.

“You know the one. I’m sure all of your friends do too at this point as well. Was it fun? You must’ve lost your parents, or even been abandoned? Abused? Did everyone you care about die in a horrible accident?” Cale struggles against the sparking Records, trying to keep his mind on the White Star. In a way, Cale has experienced it all.

The past is the past.

“Raon, he’s stalling.” Cale whispers as quietly as he can, and Raon silently sends out the message to everyone. They need to be prepared. The White Star wouldn’t reveal this knowledge for no reason.

“Cale Henituse, you lived terribly, didn’t you? Yes, you must’ve been pathetic. No wonder you’re like this… You cling onto everyone you know but keep them at arms length, never daring to let the little bug within you know what counts as love, and what counts as use.” The White Star drifts closer, threateningly, and everyone flinches into position. Their eyes are shaking.

“You whiny bitch.” The White Star flinches, pausing in the air. “Do you think that’s how I lived? Is that how you see my actions?” Cale scoffs in disgust.

He’s wrong.

I took everything I could until everyone was gone.

I was selfish.

“We are nothing alike. We are not the same. You may be a disgusting liar, but at least I’m honest trash.”

I barely care about anything because it was always taken away. I don’t care about things because I don’t remember how.

“White Star, do you know what the difference between us is?”

Two similar existences stare at each other.

“Cale Henituse, stop rambling,” the White Star frowns.

Cale rushes at the White Star suddenly, grabbing onto his arm. Before he can shake him off, Cale whispers.

“I’ll tell it to you as a secret.”

Confident as ever, the White Star humors him. Cale whispers even quieter.

“You knew how to care before you chose to lose everything…”

“… While I never had the chance.”

An explosion erupts from their location.

Cale coughs up blood, smiling at the dour expression of his enemy.

“You throw everything away, but I hold everything as close as I’m allowed. As close as I’ve ever able to hold anything.”

Cale drops his expression, glaring up at the disgusting person in front of him.

“Just out of arms reach.”

The White Star launches an attack, and the fight begins again.

#does anyone feel like a bit of angst? #I just thought of what a confrontation between the two would be like #maybe I’ll think of his companions’ horrified reactions later #anyway I was just pondering on how Cale really does try to act similarly to how he thinks on the inside #sometimes he’ll put on an act but mostly he doesn’t hide his expressionless face or lie too often about his current state of mind #ofc that could also be bc he has next to no emotional intelligence. but he really does try #it’s just that everyone assumes that there’s a lot more going on behind his guarded mind (and there is COUGH COUGH it’s just different #and less normal than they would expect) #this was really quick so don’t mind any awkwardness I’m not good at action scenes and I wasn’t thinking abt the setting #not a reblog #tcf #trash of the counts family #lcf #lout of the counts family #cale henituse #Kim Rok Soo #white star #tcf spoilers #trash of the count’s family spoilers #lcf spoilers #lout of the count’s family spoilers

[zafrinaxyz]

ooo she's a scientist ! ✨

#na'vi in human clothes caught me off guard not gone lie #avatar ai #na'vi x human #na'vi x black reader #na'vi x black girl #na'vi x y/n #na'vi x reader #na'vi ai #na'vi art #na'vi fanart #na'vi x POC #na'vi x WOC #na'vi oc #na’vi x black woman #𝕊𝔽𝕎˚ ༘♡ ⋆

[fanficwriter284]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO BRAD DOURIF!

#IM NOT GONNA LIE IT CAUGHT ME OFF GUARD #happy birthday #brad dourif

[messierthanthou]

I just want an au where Shadowheart is royalty and Lae'zel is her sworn protector, is that too much to ask for

#shadowzel #bg3 #bg3 lae'zel #bg3 shadowheart #But of course Shadowheart can defend herself #Lae'zel has spent time in secret teaching her a thing or two #while they fall in love during their training but they both deny it #Maybe at some point during midnight training Shadowheart says something that catches Lae'zel off guard #Making her fall under Shadowheart's blade #And as they lie on the ground together #Shadowheart on top with her sword playfully pressed against Lae'zel's throat #they nearly kiss #but a noise too close to comfort makes them separate to avoid getting caught #Y'know #Stuff like that

[pilot-boi]

Question: which guys would make jaune go into a gay panic

There’s some caveats that need to be declared before I answer this

First of all, Jaune isn’t the most AWARE character, bless his heart. He’s actively flirted with people and not even noticed he’s doing it, which is for the best, cause when he actually TRIES he’s pretty abysmal at it

Second of all, Jaune has always struck me as similar to Blake, someone who has been aware that they’re bi for a while, in his case mostly thanks to having Saphron as a sister. So none of these characters would be a gay awakening for the boy

Caveats out of the way, let’s get to who I think would make him go 😳

Lie Ren, lets just get that one squared away. Especially when he lets his hair down in Mistral. Has Jaune going “boy pretty”

Marrow Amin. He’s like Jaune but if he was confident, plus he’s a little bit older. Kiddo is weak to the coffee wanting puppy dog eyes

Flynt Coal. He literally does the awkward bi peace sign at him when the guy suggests that they should party some time

He’s barely met Mercury, but probably also him. Boy is a sucker for confidence, what can I say

#rwby #jaune arc #lie ren #marrow amin #flynt coal #mercury black #mine #asks #anonymous #martial arcs #guard dogs #caduceus #sword and stone

[christiancagesupporter]

Spot the Jon moxley

#this is from 2005 roh #jon moxley being the security guard for prince nana #jon moxley #prince nana #kind of iconic I can’t lie #aew #roh the final showdown is the name of the show

[feathersnflowers]

Repostoper day something, Some doodles from my first full sketchbook from when I ferst got into the show (June 2022) you can see how much I've improved

#Also technically I watched it for the first time sometime after yesterday's lie but didn't get really into it until after kings tide #Mostly because I just forgot about it but I do remember watching hollow mind and stuff and really liking it (well I always did) #Anyway #art #the owl house #toh hunter #huntlow #toh willow #toh amity #toh luz #toh eda #lumity #the golden guard #the collector #toh vee #toh flapjack

[devilsrecreation]

Found this meme in the TLG reddit sub and it’s too good not to share

Hippos are more than capable of killing a crocodile. Yeah, they coexist with them like in TLG but crocs know better not to mess with them bc they’ll snap their spines in half

Makuu says to Pua “But I think you listen to the hippos because you're weak.” no Makuu he listens to the hippos cuz he knows they’re capable of turning him into a hashtag if he doesn’t stay on their good side

Makuu’s super lucky the hippos are pacifists cuz if it were anything but a Disney show, he’d get his tail handed to him or worse

(Though ever since I wrote that fic with my villain hippo oc, Makuu isn’t entirely wrong. Most of his politeness with Basi is due to his respect of the Circle of Life, but there’s also a tinge of fear. Pua’s made sure to be nice to the hippos ever since he heard of one killing his best friend)

#just me rambling #ik it’s a kid’s show but i had to get this out #i got a lot of thoughts about the crocs in TLG i will not lie #tlg crocodiles #the lion guard

[smallpapers]

King’s Tide fed the huntlow nation so much crumbs but this part was a personal fav- the way their arms were wrapped around each other and how willow just lights up when the sigil gets deactivated aaaa weeps

#the owl house #huntlow #hunter wittebane #willow park #kings tide #Toh kings tide #Toh spoilers #Toh hunter #Toh willow #hunter x willow #Toh winter #the golden guard #myart #toh season finale #day of unity #I am not gonna lie I was salty for 30 minutes because I really wanted to see them talk #but oh god the crumbs #hunter calling willow by her name #the catch and the blush and the protecting each other i can’t you guys I am on the floor

[destinywillowleaf]

so i had Some Thoughts like... a month or go at this point, i think, it's just taken time to work on Other Things and also sit down to do this

but i think it'd be fun if there was like. a pirate special costume event. specifically with day one characters that haven't gotten any additional sync partners yet because they deserve it.

obviously roark was going to be here because i am Predictable, so... pirate roark and his partner archeops! everyone thinks he's partnered with chatot since that's the perfect companion for a pirate, but Tot is more of a pet than a battle buddy (i can and will elaborate if asked). Puppy on the other hand is very much a dino who likes to battle when given the chance.

i have no idea what his EX colors would be considering he's already running with a shiny and chatot's colors also really aren't all that different. maybe moving closer to the actual shiny coloration??? i just didn't want them to blend together too much in the dino hug :/

#pokemon #pokemon masters ex #pokemas #gym leader roark #roark pokemon #chatot #archeops #puppy the archeops #also briefly featuring #rampardos #trainer ryuki #pokemon ryuki #the earring is more of a leftover from when he was just gonna be partnered with chatot. i still think it's a fun idea =) #puppy's name is also a bit of misdirection in battle and that little bit of catching someone off-guard can make all the difference #the levels are moreso what level i think they'd roughly be if this wasn't masters??? like in normal game stuff. you know what i mean right #...not gonna lie part of the reason why puppy is shiny is to differentiate her from emmet's because i straight-up forgot he had an archeops #also part of the entire point of this was the cloak. i realize it's not in most images but that's just cause i needed to figure out The Res

[hadesisqueer]

Please reblog for it to reach more people

#rwby #best rwby ship poll #nora valkyrie #lie ren #jaune arc #marrow amin #renora #guard dogs

[nongnaos]

I'm rewatching The Old Guard and the scene with Joe and Nicky in the van, when Nicky is still.. dead? Joe starts calling him to wake up, but he talks to him in Italian and theres something so unmooring and tender about him using Nicky's first language to call him back so sweetly. Just eases him back into life in his most comfortable language.

#need to lie on the floor about it tbh #the old guard #joenicky #i feel raw