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etrevil · 7 months

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Dazai: slug, do you love me?

Chuuya: I'd shoot you for free.

Dazai: good, that makes everything so much easier.

Chuuya: wait what.

Dazai: so like I'm gonna get myself arrested in a week and-

#chuuya didn't know what he signed up #but he sure damn agreed afterward #sometimes love is being so embarassed by your partner's speeches you shoot him an additional three times #bungou stray dogs #bsd #bungou gay dogs #bsd shitpost #bsd incorrect quotes #dazai osamu #osamu dazai #bsd dazai #chuuya nakahara #bsd chuuya #soukoku #bsd soukoku #bsd manga #bsd anime #bsd season 5

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stevenrogered · 2 months

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Ambika Mod and Leo Woodall as Emma Morley and Dexter Mayhew ONE DAY (2024)

#one day #one day netflix #onedayedit #emma morley #dexter mayhew #leo woodall #ambika mod #bts one day #one day spoilers #tvedit #netflixedit #netflix #mystuff #one day tv #i loved this addition #this was in the book but the quote to open the chapter #after emma you know #to have her reading it to dexter #no emma i dont love that thanks lol

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incorrect-hs-quotes · 2 months

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DIRK: Honestly, I don't need therapy. I need a machine to go into my body and manually stretch all my muscles and crack all my joints and then I need the machine to go into my brain and deep clean it with soapy hot water.

#homestuck #incorrect homestuck quotes #dirk strider #mod terezi #i also need this in addition to therapy

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ofmd-ann · 4 months

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I know we're not through, I can feel it in my soul. A love like ours can't disappear in an instant ♥

#so i made this a few days ago #the quote addition is new because...yeah :(#recolour #photo manip #ofmd #our flag means death #stede bonnet #edward teach #ed teach #blackbonnet #gentlebeard #my edits #ofmdann edits #ofmd photo #you wear fine things well #save ofmd #renew as a crew

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weirdly-specific-but-ok · 27 days

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maggot omens again...

...my fans are normal i promise

#good omens #good omens incorrect quotes #good omens text post #good omens brainrot #aziracrow #good omens mascot #weirdly specific but ok #asmi #maggots #crowley #aziraphale #gay #IT'S NOT THE MOST EFFICIENT ADDITION #TO MY DASTARDLY PLAN TO GET GOOD OMENS TRENDING AGAIN #BUT YKNOW WHAT #FUCK IT

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saintsebastiensbf · 5 months

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Mary Shelley, Frankenstein

#quotes #favs #godposting #mary shelley #frankenstein #the words in italics are percy’s additions/edits

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oftenlyshitposting · 7 months

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*ezra and sabine sibling-arguing heatedly*

shin: ...what's going on?

ahsoka: entertainment

hera: more like repeated history, i say

shin: what? what do you mean?

jacen: they're doing the 2nd mandalorian-jedi war

ezra & sabine: ENOUGH OF THAT JOKE

shin: you're right, 'soka, it is entertainment

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gingerteaonthetardis · 1 year

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This Is How You Lose the Time War, Amal El-Mohtar & Max Gladstone / S02E13: Doomsday, Doctor Who

#YES i'm reading tihylttw again YES i am crying about it YES i am seeing the parallels #tenroseedit #dwedit #this is how you lose the time war #tenth doctor #rose tyler #to quote sasha: bloody doomsday #dw #also an additional note: PLEASE forgive my alt text i did my best but idk how to describe things

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skz-rin · 1 month

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[◉°] ... ⃕ STAY, rin.viee has made a post !

📸FROM RIN : March 31, 2024 - 10.37 PM KST

Liked by i.2.n.8, realstraykids, and 3,518,431 others

rin.viee: Didn't get a letter delivered by an owl for school but this works too ig...

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oorin._: we demand justice for Rin!! She deserves her owl delivered letter. 😤😤

st_aybrain: I'd go to school daily if she studied there !!

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skzinka · 8 months

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inka : stop calling me princess !

jisung : my apologies, my queen.

inka : ..apologies accepted.

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skz-bibi · 1 month

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(💬) … INCORRECT QUOTE !

bibi: can you all stop behaving like... MEN

changbin, felix, & jisung : *stare at her*

jisung, quietly: how dare you-

felix: don't say that. we're bad bitches, you can't be a bad bitch and be behaving like a man

bibi: well, i can say for certainty that you are NOT bad bitches

changbin & felix : *gasp*

changbin: ··· what language is this?

©️SKZ-BIBI

#꒰..🪷꒱ bibi : incorrect quotes ⊹꒪#stray kids 9th member #stray kids female addition #stray kids female member #kpop female addition #kpop addition #kpop female oc #kpop extra member #stray kids extra member #stray kids ninth member #skz 9th member #9th member of skz #skz female member #fictional kpop community #fictional idol oc #fictional idol community #fictional kpop idol #fictional kpop oc

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incorrect-hs-quotes · 6 hours

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JOHN: if you normalized something (non-awful) because your family did it and then realized it was not, in fact, normal or remotely common, i would love to hear about it. i'll start.

JOHN: the villain in my bedtime stories was always the president of the home owner's association and i was sooooo confused when no one else had heard of him.

JANE: When I was a kid, my dad and I would play that game at the playground where the kid stays up on the climbing structure and the adult stays on the ground to chase the kid. Usually the adult is like a monster or a lava monster, or something. But my dad always pretended to be George Bush?

JOHN: OKAY?

ROSE: My mom never let me roll down the windshield when we were on highways, because, and I quote, "the car is goign so fast tht the wind can topple cars". And I just... never questioned it until years later. Turns out she just didn't like the noise.

DAVE: oh yknow that game grown ups do with young children where they chase you around and go "oh youre so cute i could eat you up! im gonna eat ya!" that kind of thing

DAVE: ok well when my bro did that i used to go "no you wont you love me. also im your only brother"

DAVE: then my bro would go really silent and tell me that actually No i had another older sibling that he cannibalized. i only survived because i was a cute baby and he waited too long and i got too big to fit in the pot anymore

DAVE: and it would make me really angry because i knew he was lying but i had no way to prove it and he thought it was the funniest thing ever

DAVE: anyway i only found out in school when i was trying for a "lol so relatable" type of joke with my friends that apparently being told your whole life that you had a dead middle sibling that my bro cannibalized isnt a common thing that other families also do

JOHN: ...dude,

#source: @Nicole_Cliffe and @momofink on twitter #additional stories from @you-held-the-door and @memento-mariii #leave it to dave to have the most fucked up story LMAO #jade jake dirk and roxy all listening to these stories like '...is this what living in civilization is like...'#NO theyre all just horrendous outliers #meanwhile the trolls are like 'ohhh yeah thats a universal experience. yeah i did that with my lusus' probably #homestuck #incorrect homestuck quotes #incorrect quotes #mod dave #john egbert #jane crocker #rose lalonde #dave strider

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risewriter · 3 months

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ROTTMNT: Dissociate

Raph: *Sitting on the ground, fiddling with a gameguy*

Donnie: *Slowly approaches and stands next to Raph, not saying anything*

Raph: *Glances up* Don?

Donnie: *Hums in reply*

Raph: Ooooh, feeling.. *Pulls out a piece of paper with codes on them* ..gray?

Donnie: *Slowly nods*

Raph: Alright, what ya need? Grounding or distraction?

Donnie: *Sits down, pressed against Raph’s side*

Raph: Both? Both it is. *Turns down the volume on his gameguy, taking one of Donnie’s hand and lightly squeezes* How does this feel?

Donnie: *Squeezes back and mumbles* Pressure…Clammy.

Raph: *Gasps* Hey! They’re not that clammy… *Leans down to Don and whispers* Are they?

Donnie: *Snorts* Clammy…and warm.

Raph: Good job! Want to see where I’m at in my game? I’m at this part where-

Donnie: *Tunes out of what Raph says, enjoying his voice vibrating through where they are pressed together, focusing on squeezing and releasing his hand*

——————-days later——————

Mikey: *Guarding Donnie’s room*

Raph: Can I go in? I gotta ask D somethin'.

Mikey: Sorry, Raph, he showed me a code cyan.

Raph: Needs space, gotcha.

#submission #addition by me~#I don’t ask this often but pls reblog this guys #this idea is amazing #rottmnt #rise of the tmnt #rottmnt donnie #rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles #rise donatello #rottmnt raph #rise raphael #rise donnie #tmnt incorrect quotes #rise raph #rise michelangelo #rottmnt mikey #rise mikey

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blinkpen · 5 months

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wait hold up did everyone suddenly become OK with saying anything about Heckuva Badshow that isn't completely unearned praise/did everyone only start mocking viv's mind-numbingly juvenile writing style WHILE I WAS GONE???

you bastards

i have a STOCKPILE of burns i thought i'd never get to use because too many people were still willing to roleplay as mr burns' hounds on her behalf or simply report back to base camp so she could scream SICCEM before insisting she is but a tender wee lamb who needs protection from The Haters while turning on her white woman tears and calling her connections demanding they not give someone a job bc they didn't laugh when she spent an entire workday following them around going PENIS! PENIS! PENIS! FUCK! SEX! PENIS! ASS! FUCK! PENIS! HAHAHAHA! GET IT? PENIS, the FUCK ORGAN, lol, PENIS EXIST! REMEMBER? IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE PENIS! You know, like in Sausage Party? the best comedy film ever made? the one i made a nazi oc for? wait what huh who said that was it the wind shut up anyway PENIS PENIS PENIS Poor Person Supremacists Are Real and Just As Bad As Bad as Aristocrats Who Strangle Their......... Indentured Servants Bc Their Wife Is Being Bitchy PENIS PENIS PENIS COCK WANG DICK SCHLONG WILLY WANG WONG WOMEN ARE STUPID WHOOOOOOORES AND FAT PEOPLE ARE DISGUUUUUSTING! LOSE WEIGHT OR YOU ARE GROSS! THE BAD KIND OF GROSS, UNLIKE THE GOOD GROSS OF SKINNY CIS DICK DICK PENIS PENIS HORSE WEINER SEMEN! YAOI YAOI YAHOOOOOOO oohhMy Cartoon Dad is Sooooo Sad..... so sad, he is like Bojack, only instead of Herb being a total bitch, he and everyone else magically instantly forgives MY bojack without him even giving a proper apology, so he's like, an IMPROVED Bojack, that's how good MY writing is..... so good... so genius... genius like Penius... maverick, more like... maver-dick.... yeah that's it... i'm such a shakeup in the world of Mature Dialogue... Cocktopus... Lesbian Named Vagina.... Clittorissa clit slit penis jizzlord squirt.... oh man Look at my Sad Cartoon Dad Again... Look How Sad he is... Please Say You Want to Fuck Him... Please Fuck My Cartoon Dad.... While I Watch... Let Me Watch You Fuck My Cartoon Dad..... With Your PENIS! LOL! PENIS PENIS PENIS PEE-

hey yeah okay this is turning into a rough draft of bit in and of itself already huh i should stop and dig out the Good Stuff vs just doing a bad viv impression that still manages to be funnier than an entire season plus of scripts combined

#her writing style is just too easy to mock once you start its VERY hard to stop #because yknow. it's easy. it's easy to do it. because the OG writing itself is easy. it's lazily written and therefore can be lazily aped.#if you didn't want this style of critique to happen you shoulda come up with at least One joke distinct enough to be Worth Quoting #you know like come up with a single bit so good it can then have its goodness ruined by overexposure as people parrot it exactly ad nauseum #instead of 'nearly every manifestation of comedy is just a variation of throwing fuckwords in randomly so that's all i have to do'#that's why any additional effort becomes noticeable gravy on this bed of under-cooked half-mashed potatoes #almost like there is learned craft to writing and she shoulda absorbed some instead of deciding she was too good to benefit from feedback #oop

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enha-sua · 2 months

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(💬) … INCORRECT QUOTE !

sunghoon: *pretending to joke* so when are you going to go out with me ?

sua: i don't know. when are you going to ask me to?

*later*

jake: and you just ran away?!

sunghoon: i didn't expect her to flirt back!