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favourite lirika matoshi fruit dress GO
#aesthetically i have to say watermelon#but given the choice i would love to own the pink strawberry dress#lirika matoshi#strawberry dress#fashion
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It’s Eddie’s first time in Steve’s car which Steve should have known meant Eddie was gonna snoop. But Steve doesn’t mind, it’s not like he has any secrets stashed away here anyway (couldn’t even if he wanted to, not with how often Henderson’s sitting right where Eddie is) and Eddie’s one of his best friends (which, yeah…still a little weird sometimes, if he’s being honest. But somewhere in the past couple months Steve&Robin turned into Steve&Robin & Eddie and Steve’s not complaining. Eddie’s great).
So he just happily hums along to Everybody Wants To Rule The World playing from the radio and lets Eddie do his thing.
And Eddie’s enjoying it. He’s rummaging through the glove compartment, making judgmental or approving sounds, commenting on tapes (”ugh, this one’s a crime“) and the gum one of the gremlins probably left there (”gross, Steve, watermelon flavor, are you serious?“). And then,
"Dude…seriously?“
His tone’s so blunt and unimpressed that Steve frowns and throws him a glance. And oh, okay. Eddie’s holding up a condom in its shiny silver wrapping.
Steve huffs out a breath, smirks and directs his eyes back at the road. "What, you’ve never had sex in a car?“ he asks.
"I’ve never had sex, period,“ Eddie replies and- just-
What?
Steve blinks. "What?“
Eddie chuckles and there’s a slight self deprecating tone to it. "I’ve never had sex,“ he repeats. And then it sounds like he’s frowning when he adds, "what, does that really surprise you?“
"I mean…yeah,“ Steve says. "Obviously.“
"Obviously?" Eddie scoffs. "Steve, I’m Eddie 'The Freak' Munson. I’m a social outcast, play nerd games and have spent most of my time in a sweaty garage with my honestly not very good band. What about that makes you think I’m getting laid?“
"No, I just- I mean…“ Steve shrugs. "I mean you’re, like, objectively attractive, Eddie. You’re charming, you’re smart, witty…plus you have that whole…metalhead aesthetic thing going on,“ he waves his right hand in Eddie’s general direction, "I’m sure girls are into that.“ He shrugs again. "Hell, I’d have sex with you if I was a girl. So yeah. I'm surprised. I thought you were hooking up, like, all the time."
Eddie doesn’t say anything for a moment. "Jesus Christ,“ he then whispers.
Steve throws him another glance. "What?“
"Nothing, just- oh my god, Steve, there’s so much to unpack here.“
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I must say that I loved the aesthetics of this blog! your writing is nice to enjoy and now if you don't mind I have a request, could you do something m×m of a human and a widow harpy that has some cubs, I know it's very specific lol but I can't venture out fandoms for a while, so I hope you don't mind me pushing my ideas on you.
remember to exercise and drink water, it's important!
Not at all, I'm just glad to have some request. It's such a good idea that I'm already thinking of things to write!! This got me so excited that I turned off one piece to start writing 😂
The first part of it is mainly about the nestling, I hope that's not a problem.
I hope this fits your palette!
I decided to go with a simple FarmerMaleReader
Warning: None
MALE!Reader | M4M | Monster male x Male Reader
APPRECIATION
A simple task you thought, The only thing you had to do was harvest the vegetation that sat closer to the wilderness.
You lived in a cozy cottage in a large village, your house is placed at the edge where the forest lay. Only two paths existed in that forest and they were both for trade.
The sun had been high, almost at set, and you wanted to hurry to get the harvesting done and over with before night, you really didn't want the goods to spoil due to how long they stay sitting out, you had already took up the ones closer to your home, and sorted them accordingly.
So with a small wagon, you follow the thin path of tilled grass that has popped up over the years and made your way to the back of your farm to start.
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You had just finished loading the squash into your wagon and was moving on to the next patch of vegetables, located closer to the forest, when you hear a loud cry.
It sounded like a mix between a screech and a normal infant cry. Concerned, you made your way to the sound. There in the watermelon patch laying in a pile of crushed fruit and dirt lay a small baby. Yet this baby looks different, it had a lower body similar to the average eaglet, covered in fluffy white feathers it seemed, and tiny little wings poking from its back, looking similar to the legs with the fluffy feathers.
The baby looked to be in terrible condition and terribly tired, it didn't smell any better either. It was no doubt a nestling.
Even if this infant somehow got into your farm, and destroyed a few of your fruit in what you believe was hunger, although it just looks like it wasn't able to eat it because of how large the chunks were, you gently placed a hand on it's back.
The nestling turned it's head to you and seemed to be shaking in either fear of because it lacked cloths and had been sitting in fruit juice for god knows how long seeing as the sun was going down.
You gently pat its back as a way to show you mean no harm and almost instantly it started to reach for you, crying once more. You lift it up into your arms and balance the nestling on your hip then turn and start to push your wagon back to the cottage.
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By time you return to your cottage, the nestling had settled, no longer crying only clinging to your shirt with it's dirty little hands. Speaking of dirty it seemed like you both had needed a bath.
Going inside and heading towards the bathroom you turn the handle to allow warm water to flow through the faucet and into the deep tub. Plugging up the tub to let some water deep in you place the baby inside of the tub after turning the water off once it hit about 3 and a half inches deep.
The infant seemed to already know what the water ment because it started to clean itself somewhat, picking up the water in its cuped hands and in some way slashing it onto themself.
Since it seemed to have it under control, you move over to the above head shower and remove your clothes. When pulling the rope, warm water flowed down in a shower and you step under it.
You take the bar of soap and rag to start cleaning off the grime and dirt from your body.
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Once you had finished getting dressed, you walked over to the tub and peeked inside. There laying on a not as deep end of the tub was the nestling, the water had turned a mix of brown and slight red, in which you hope was from the watermelon, although you will have to check for injuries latter, along with some leaves that had gotten stuck on the nestlings curly white hair and fluffy black feathers.
Taking a clean towel, you wrap the infant in the cloth and cradle it close to your body to keep it warm and took it to your den area.
A cozy little room with a large plush couch laying against the far wall, taking up that entire wall, a bookshelf willed with multiple knowledgeable books and fantasy books filling the four shelves equally. A soft rug that too up the rest of the floorspace, along with a stubby coffee table. Sitting on a risen brick form was the fireplace, the fire safely burning behind a metal bar door.
You settle the nestling in a blanket on the rug, not wanting it to fall off the couch while you were gone, and walked over to the first aid kit in the hall leading to your front door and walked back to the towel to inspect any injury the nestling may have.
After further inspection of the nestling, you came to a few conclusions. One it has a small scratch under the right wing, it hasn't had any food for god knows how long, and it's a boy.
So, after applying some ointment to the scratch you rewrapped him and decided to make a small comfortable area for him to stay in, moving the fluffy pillows to the ground and making a nice pile along with some hand knitted blankets and quilts. Laying him down and allowing him to sleep more comfortable.
You left the room once more to go make something for it to eat, setting on warming up some milk and cooking some chicken cubes for the baby, and preparing a small homemade dinner pie for yourself, making it big enough to slip in half and save the rest for the next morning.
Once you had the done you heard the screech like cry again and gathered the food made for the bird boy and returned to the den room. Being gentle to use a syringe to feed the baby the milk, since you didn't have any baby bottles laying around. And carefully broke up the chicken cubes into small pieces and dunking into the milk to help the nestling swallow it better, than using some chopsticks from someone takeout that you never used, you fed the meat to the bird boy until he seemed content on what he was given and fell back to sleep.
You allow him to sleep soundly, leaving to go up stairs to your bedroom.
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You were woken up to the sound of crashing and a recognizable screech like cry, jolting up from your bed you make your was down the set of stairs, then to the main hall. The front door had been pushed through, there were claw marks along the outside of the door.
There was a trail of blood leading towards the den. In a fit of worry, you rush to the den, before you even stepped a full foot into the den, you saw a tall figure standing and holding the screeching infant.
He almost reached your sealing and is broad figure lookup a lot of room, his hair was long and shaggy, his pale skin was speckled with bark brown feathers. His clawed feet slightly dug into the ground as he stared at you, protectively holding the infant that was chirping up at him.
He looked ready to pounce on you, stopping as the chick continues to communicate with him with his loud screeching. The larger of the two winged creatures slowly looked around the room, analysing the bundle of blankets, food an sweater set aside for the infant to have when it woke up. Then it looked back to you. He seemed calmer than he was before.
"You... Take care of my cub?" A deep grumbling voice sounded, it startled you a bit, he sounded like he hasn't spoken to anyone in years. With a simple nod from you, he pulls his wings back against his body to seem smaller and less intimidating. "Thank you greatly", his voice was filled with gratitude, his face softening from the harsh glare he gave you before.
"I apologise for intruding, when I finally caught the sent of my son, I lost all moral, my name is Oxylius, thank you for treating my child of his wounds" Oxylius looked at you with admiration.
"it's okay, I didn't want to just leave the poor boy out in the garden, there are wolves roaming around these parts of town" you chuckle lightly," I'm slightly surprised though, usually it's the mother that would hunt down and search for her child." You say sheepishly.
This statement made Oxylius look away from you, a slight mournful look took over his face. "My mate... Had passed during birth, I have been caring for my child on my own..." He explained.
"Oh, I'm sorry for bringing up a sensitive topic" you spoke with worry.
Oxylius shook his head gently and smiled at you, "it's alright," he looked at you for a moment, not speaking then once he noticed he was staring his feathers seemed to ruffle and a small blush duste his face, "well then, I have to get my son back into the nest" he made his way around you and towards the front door again. "I owe you one," He said before leaving your home.
You smiled slightly at the weird altercation, this might be on wifi the strangest days ever, maybe you'll see him again.
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Sorry for the rushed ending I think about the plot as I go not knowing what will happen until it's typed out. I hope you enjoyed it @juno-of-wonderland
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Proxy Headcannons
TW: I couldn't find anything but please feel free to comment if I need to edit!!
–The Proxies Overall–
Their working with the Operator has allowed for all three to gain enhancements of their normal abilities.
All of them are stronger than average and faster than average
They can regenerate so long as they are close enough in proximity to the Operator.
They have better hearing than most normal humans.
They are ranked above pastas. The system is a hierarchy so very few proxies actually exist under the Operators rule, but many pastas exist.
—Brian Thomas—
This man is massive. He stands at the towering height of 6’6” and weighs around 220 lbs. This man could crush your head like a watermelon between his thighs if he really wanted to.
Out of the three proxies, he probably has the best relationship with the operator. This isn't because he has a good relationship with it, but because he is the one who fights his control the least.
“Hoodie” is just a persona of sorts that Brian puts on when he works. He does this as a way to cope with the reality of how his life has changed since he started working for the eldritch being.
For him it’s like acting. He steps foot into a character and steps out as soon as the job is over and his mask is off
He only wears his mask and hoodie when he’s working as well, this feeds into his dramatization of his work.
This isn't to say that Brian is still his same bubbly self as he was in college. This life has still hardened him. He has become a paranoid, harsh, shell of himself.
Brian tends to be the most manipulative out of the three. He can play Mr. Charming and gain the trust of others easily. He will use whoever he can to get whatever he wants.
He’s very good at reading people. He tends to be a rather social butterfly and makes friends much easier than Tim and Toby.
He definitely blames himself for dragging both Tim and Jay into this life.
His favorite weather is when there’s lots of thunderstorms and heavy rain. It tends to help him sleep better at night.
His favorite genre of music is probably old country. Think Johnny Cash and George Jones. He despises most new country though. If he’s not listening to that then he’s probably listening to 90’s grunge.
He prefers to use CDs and cassette tapes rather than phones or computers. He just enjoys the aesthetic of it a lot.
His favorite game is Mario kart, specifically on the Wii.
His favorite food is biscuits and gravy. He’s a southern boy so it’s a comforting, cheap meal that he can make rather easily.
Probably the best cook in the house when he does cook. He doesn’t do it very often because of lack of supplies however.
—Tim Wright—
Chronic smoker. Like a pack-a-day kind of guy. It’s the first thing he does in the morning.
Funnily enough he still brushes his teeth after every cigarette if he can. If not, he’s chewing on a stick of gum right after.
Big man as well, but definitely shorter than Brian. He stands at around 6’0” even and weighs near 210 lbs as well. Think of your typical strong-man build
He’s the shortest of the proxies, but he makes up for it in brute strength. This man is like a fucking tank, he can and will run someone down if he gets the chance.
He probably fights the operator the most when it comes to allowing it to fully take over. He’ll do his job as asked so long as it allows him to stay in control of his body.
He definitely has the shortest temper. Ever since he was forced into this life Tim’s limits have been pushed and he tends to lash out on whoever he can in the moment.
He also tends to be rather insensitive even to his work partners' needs or emotions. In his mind, this world is do or die, there’s no room for thoughts and feelings about how these things work.
Tim enjoys alternative music, more on the softer early 2000’s rock side, but he’s also grown rather fond of Brian’s country music as well. His favorite band is probably three days grace or breaking benjamin
He tends to hum little songs through the day when he’s off duty, often when he’s doing mundane tasks like chores and whatnot to fill the silence. Sometimes, if he can get his hand on one, he’ll still practice the guitar on days off.
Very very private man. He doesn’t like talking about his past, his problems, his life, his anything. He’s got walls around him stronger than steel and very few people are allowed in.
For a while he held a lot of resentment towards Brian but he had since gotten through it. Sometimes when they fight however he does bring up their past in fits of anger. He never really means what he says though.
Is by far one of the most loyal men you will ever meet in your life. No matter how many fights with Brian and Toby he has he will remain by their side and stick up for them in any circumstance. He does not take kindly to anyone shittalking his teammates.
An early bird. Tim enjoys having the mornings to himself so he can sit outside and sip on a cup of coffee. Because of this, he tends to be in bed by 10 pm at the latest to make sure he gets enough sleep.
His favorite time of the year is spring. He doesn’t like when it’s too hot or too cold outside. Surprisingly, he does like to look at flowers as they remind him of his mom and his life before all this.
His favorite flowers are magnolias
—Toby Rogers—
Toby is the second tallest within the group, standing at the height of 6’2”. He weighs about 155-160 lbs. He absolutely loves to pick on Tim because of their height difference.
Tends to be the most hostile to new people due to his lack of social skills. He’s rather untrusting and wary, especially of older men.
Is rather indifferent about his facial scarring. Really the only reasons he will cover up with a mask or bandage is if they’re out in town and they need to be inconspicuous.
Despite him being on the leaner side Toby does have this abnormal strength about him. Definitely has a sleeper build. When out in public he tends to wear more loose clothing that hides his physique but at home it's all tank tops and muscle shirts for training.
Has a lot of sensory issues. He hates to be in loud or crowded places for long periods of time. He’s learned to get over it with time, but being at home in his room is definitely his preferred place.
He cannot stand the texture of some clothes. If it doesn't feel right then he literally will not wear it. Same goes for certain blankets or sheets even.
He spends a lot of his free time either reading or drawing. Toby has a rather overactive imagination so he really immerses himself into his fantasy worlds that he creates
Toby by far has the most difficult relationship with the operator. This isn’t because he fights like Tim does, but simply because it takes the worst toll on his body and mind. Because of the lapses in memory and overworking of his body Toby ends up hurt or drained for days, sometimes even weeks after missions.
He definitely is the most okay with the work they do. He doesn't really feel any guilt or other emotions when it comes to his victims. To him they don’t really exist outside of this little vacuum of work. He barely even recognizes them as human.
Toby definitely is the clingiest out of the boys as well. He has his few select people that he enjoys being around and he tends to linger around them when possible. He’s not one for much physical touch with friends however, he just needs to be able to see them.
His favorite genre of music is probably metalcore/electronic metal. He really enjoys Bring Me the Horizon, Linkin Park, and Motionless in White. He however will listen to just about anything and has the most diverse playlists in the house.
His favorite season/weather is Winter. Toby loves the snow and how crisp and soft it is. He could spend hours outside when it snows.
Toby is actually the usual cook in the home. Despite his usual depiction, he has a rather steady hand especially when he’s concentrating on something. His tics tend to be more verbal anyways than physical.
This man is scarily fast. Genuinely if he had gone to high school he would likely have been a track star. He can run a mile in just under six minutes. If a victim does manage to escape from his teammates, he's on their asses faster than they can blink half the time.
Toby has very few memories of his life before the operator. He knows faintly of his family and their names but he cannot remember faces or voices. Trying to make him remember anything further often leads to rather bad episodes for him, so Tim and Brian do their best not to bring up his past or ask too many questions about it.
#marble hornets#creepypasta#slenderverse#tim wright#ticci toby#hoodie marble hornets#creepypasta headcanon#slenderman proxy
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Hello! What are some of your hellcheer fic recs?
Hi! I had really good intentions for putting together a succinct list when I started responding to this, but I tripped and wrote a Hellcheer fanfic compendium instead, apparently.
This is a (non-exhaustive) list of completed Hellcheer fics that I love, and is the result of a two and a half hour trip down memory lane. If I've missed an author's tumblr please let me know!
Some of these stories may contain themes/content/tropes that are not your jam. Please read their tags before jumping in!
So, without further ado, in no particular order:
Never Seem to Find the Time by JuliaBrownen
oh it's not real (if you don't feel it) by BeeLove
where the streets have no name by @alltheseghosttowns
more by 71degreesout
aesthetic chills by @sloelimbs
and the twain were casting dice by @the-reylo-void
warm, sold things by @carry-the-sky
Both Alike in Dignity by @astorytotellyourfriends
the light, the heat by @cyraclove
they'll never know by hawkinshellfire
graceland too (whatever she wants) by @cunnninghams
Linger by CircusBones
You've Got Nothing to Lose by @viharker
reality & other highs by @chrissy-n-eddie
Chrissy & Eddie's Infinite Mixtape by @little-scribblers-heart
you really got me now. by melodicvinyl
don't say yes, run away now by @blondiest
i don't know if i could ever go without (watermelon sugar high) by @cricketsatnight
your turn to roll by mrsren
Alive and Kicking by FrostedGemstones22
put your lips close to mind, as long as they don't touch by @percyjacksonfan3
the answers seem so clear by agents_cxrter
twenty-one rules by elanor_gamgee
like a heartbeat drives you mad by redbelles
Gateway Drug by oponn
WAKE 86.9 by TheRookieKing412
Hobbit Birthdays by PlotWeaver
take a chance on me by WomanOf1000Faces
mixtape by @ivy-eyed
until you kill all my prints by silvermarie
Tattooed on my Heart by VPD2396
Camellia by @nevermorered
The Third Date Rule by InvalidUser1D
Loser Kid by @lokinightfury
you are the music in me by fkevino73
like hands that tick on a clock by @eddiemunsvn
she's so sweet with her get back stare by @theheart-isanarrow
Ride the Sky by Deathinasmalltown
Didn't Mean to Scare You by its_kira
Open Your Eyes by @natliecole
Of Dio, Billy Joel, and Vandalism by @shroomystar
For Whom the Bell Tolls by memequeen1127
all the missing girls are hanging out without us by greatunironic
haunted house with a picket fence by @wndasmaximoffs
someone reaching back for me by @enoughtotemptme
You make me the best kind of nervous, pretty sure you do that shit on purpose… by @phoenixwrites
alexa, play "she bop" by cyndi lauper by @majicmarker
she's under me and i'm not stopping by @majicmarker
she’s a hardcore candy-store give-me-some-more girl by @majicmarker
you'll need me now, i'll teach you how by @majicmarker (honestly, anything by Maj, I am thinking of starting a fan club)
Waiting on Satan's Call by @broomclosetkink
Duality by @broomclosetkink
It's different for girls by @adelaideelaine
Tenderness by @adelaideelaine
The shop around the corner by @adelaideelaine
Red Light Green Light by @idontgettechnology
You drew stars around my scars by @idontgettechnology
The Devil's Backbone by Maebe
You Got Me? I Got You. by Maebe
trailing stars behind us by @hearjessroar
come on pretty baby (kiss me deadly) by @hearjessroar
heavy metal hung from clotheslines by @hearjessroar
preach electric to a microphone by @hearjessroar
i was thursday's child by @agentmmayy
he's got that special somethin' by @agentmmayy
if there's nothing left for you here honey (then there's nothing for me) by @agentmmayy
Dirtbag by @bettsfic
sick part of a sick thing by @bettsfic
No One Like You by QuestionableCovariates
Burden of Proof by QuestionableCovariates
Bonus! Some excellent series (which also largely contain completed stories):
the 'first one's free to get you hooked' series by @uwusillygirl
the 'man to man' series by @bratanimus
the 'mixtape' series by @majicmarker
the 'self-taught learner' series by @adelaideelaine
the 'five drunks & a cheerleader' series by @phoenixwrites
the 'lay beside me, under wicked sky' series by @glitterslag
#hellcheer#hellcheer fanfic#hellcheer fanfiction#eddissy#eddie x chrissy#chrissy x eddie#fanfic recs#hellcheer fanfic recs#ask alie#starbound-wanderer
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Eddie Munson headcannons!!
Warnings: Some cussing, insecurity, at home piercings, dares, Eddie being a lil cute a lil gross a lil weird
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* goes into the changing room with you
* When you go shopping, he looks at all the things you’ve picked up or liked and picks something out to buy later to surprise you
* Literally saved up as much money as he can to spoil you, and ends up spending all his money even if you haven’t asked for a single thing
* Does not regret it
* But he did get a real job to make more money to take you out in more dates
* He’s actually really insecure in the relationship and he’s actually a little shy
* His favorite flavors are cherry and grape
* Hates watermelon flavor unless it’s sour
* Goddamn he loves him some sour fucking candy he loooooves it like destroys his mouth because of it
* Isn’t a big fan of chocolate (or so he says)
* Is not a picky eater usually, but if it’s even a little weird, he won’t eat it
* Unless it’s processed then he’s eating it
* Doesn’t like going into nicer restaurants only likes diners and stuff
* But for you, every once in a while he save up s lot of money to take you out somewhere nice
* He has to go shopping for nicer clothes because he just has his metal and casual clothes
* Cannot iron, cannot cook, cannot bake, cannot sew, can’t fix a leaky pipe, but damn he sure can fix your car
* Has eaten a cicada shell for a dare
* Gareth told you that and Eddie just smiled proudly at you
* He shows you off as much as he can, but in the beginning of the relationship he was worried about what people would think of you for being with him, again being insecure
* But you have shown him many many times that you do not care, he shows you off now
* But every once in a while he keeps it more on the down low around certain people because he knows they can be brutal
* Really likes the color yellow, like a light yellow because it reminds him of you but it doesn’t match his “aesthetic” so he never wears it
* The only not dark outfit he has that he likes is a pair of really light blue acid wash jeans and a cut up white t shirt
* You go feral for it, respectfully because fuck he’s hot ya know
* He has tried to paper mache things for a D&D set but failed miserably
* No night lights but this fucker sleeps with the blinds partially open
* Loves snails??
* You beg him to let you do his makeup and he pretends to hate it but he actually loves when you do his makeup because you do well and he gets to be close to you
* Loooooves to shower with you, I mean loves it’s his favorite thing ever
* Only pulls his hair back into a ponytail or bun with your scrunchies
* Hates iced coffee, in fact he’s the kind to drink it black or black with a looot of sugar
* Made you help him pierce his own earlobe at home lmao you did pretty good
* He tries to make you as many gifts as he can because he just loves doing it, but when you make him something, for some reason it always blows him away and it’s like a pea on a string
* Pictures of you and his friends are probably taped up all over his room
* None of his clothes are in his closet or dressers, he has the ‘depression chair’ iykyk
* Let you tied a bow in his hair ONE TIME at school and hellfire never let it go, Chrissy never let it go, you never let it go because you made him flower crowns after that
* Loves getting you flowers, it’s ones of his favorite things to do, when he sees one that he think you’ll like the colors of and it’s the flowers you like, get gets it and there doesn’t even need to be a reason
* You can tease him as much as he teases you and he ain’t gonna say a thing about it
* Alright I have to stop bc I’ve got more comin
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#stranger things#stranger things eddie munson#eddie Munson#eddie Munson imagines#eddie Munson x reader#eddie munson headcanons#eddie Munson headcanons#eddie Munson smut#stranger things imagines#stranger things headcannons#stranger thing 4#st4#stranger things headcanons#Gareth Emerson#chrissy cunningham#hellfire
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what do you think the greek class would think of vapes?
amusingly, i’ve already discussed this topic at astounding length with my friends, lol. something about embedding that pretentious, out-of-touch, aesthetically focused group into a modern framework is just so incredibly comical. let’s break it down.
i mean, all of them are already heavily addicted to all those other things that harm your body: cigarettes, alcohol, excessive medication… you name it. i think we’re all fooling ourselves in thinking that they would be opposed to vaping because it’s a generally new, modern concept, and doesn’t exactly fit into the aesthetic category of dark academia. they could be against indulging in them, of course, but then again, it’s nicotine. in a dire moment, none of them would say no (saying this as a smoker who would never decline a vape at a dire time). except maybe henry (for obvious reasons) or bunny who would be convinced the government was putting something in those things to establish mind control, or something.
charles would be the main consumer of them all. he would have a vape or two on him at all times, all disposables because he doesn’t give a fuck. flavor-wise, he’s a watermelon or green apple kind of guy. but he’ll take anything. if you smell that sickly sweet chemical vapor, you just know the vape is coming from his nose or mouth. he’d be addicted, for sure. i’m talking throwing tantrums when his last one runs dry or he can’t find it in his pocket kind of addicted. a literal child with a pacifier.
let’s face it, and i’m just going to say it: richard would want to consume, but he wouldn’t have the money for it. therefore i think he’d just sneak singular ones of charles’ into his pockets when he isn’t looking. stealing whatever he can get his hands on and then hiding it in his sleeve like a teenager to take a hit so charles wouldn’t notice. or: charles would feel charitable and just give him one of his out of the kindness of his heart (given that there is a corner store selling them nearby so he can stock back up).
camilla is a strawberry/raspberry/grape flavor type of girl. however, i do see her with a watermelon vape as well, probably one charles got her because he thought she would like the same thing he does. she wouldn’t be as heavily addicted; she would still prefer cigarettes (henry’s influence). still, she would be hitting 100%. i mean, her brother would be the main consumer of the group. she’d have a vape of her own on her at all times.
aesthetically, i wanna say francis wouldn’t indulge, but then again, who are we kidding. he defended cigarettes saying they’re good for you and doctors are just gaslighting us about their harm. he would definitely vape. oh, and how he would love the sweet, fruity taste. however, he’d get tired of it fast, so i definitely see him always having two polar opposite vapes on him, large (like one of those walkie-talkie-looking ones) and refillable: one of them almost strangely sweet, like bubblegum or cotton candy, and then a plain, nicotine-flavored one. like an upper and a downer. it’d be a constant mix.
i can see henry yielding to the convenience of vapes despite all aesthetic objections. of course, he’d still predominantly smoke, but he would have his trusted little vape concealed in the pocket of his coat or in his bag for emergencies. he would definitely be the type of person with a refillable, plain-flavored one, though. the one you take a hit of out of curiosity and immediately regret it because it tastes like sewer water and burns your throat. and then he has the audacity to say he enjoys it. everyone would roll their eyes at him because the fruity, sweet taste is part of the experience — an experience he obviously wouldn’t want!
as i said, bunny would be opposed to vapes for political reasons. his parents or brothers will have told him some bullshit propaganda lie about vapes and he’d think they make you grow a new limb or funnel surveillance chips into your brain or something. he would 110% be the type of guy to yell about how bad they are, only to tearfully beg for a hit when he’s drunk and then mysteriously “lose” it when you ask for it back and then proceed to empty that shit out on the same night. the full cartridge. definitely the hypocritical kind of consumer. annoying as hell and always preaching when he’s very much indulging behind closed doors.
bonus addition: judy would vape like it’s nobody’s business. her dorm room would constantly be enshrouded in vapor. one hit after the other, no-longer-can-walk-up-the-stairs-without-heaving sort of addiction. she would definitely have a refillable one, cherry-flavored mainly but also a venturer into blueberry ice. she’d yell at you for using disposables, saying how bad it is for the environment, too. giving you shop recommendations where you could get refillables. a very conscious girl.
#astrum asks#i love elaborating on things like these#the secret history#dark academia#henry winter#camilla macaulay#charles macaulay#francis abernathy#bunny corcoran#judy poovey#richard papen#love this prompt so much#they totally would be#like let’s be serious#aesthetics aside#it’s still nicotine#and it tastes nice
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The Babies Speak 💖 [Small Update]
♥️: Look at claw being all cute on his rock being all cool while I pick out an outfit 🥰 I gotta leave soon though *pouts* I have a dentist appointment to get my braces tightened and I’m not looking forward to it 😵💫
☁️: Greyson s-said w-we were going to the l-library a-and I could pick out b-books and I was so h-happy 🥰 n-now I’m at the s-stupid beach >:( *huffs and munches on his watermelon* at least I-I have c-cute p-pictures and y-yummy watermelon! *whispers* I-I promise I’m n-not a-as strong as I l-look in the p-picture-
😈: So I was cleaning out my room cause my bi weekly hibernation ended and I just realized how more purple my room can be 🤔 hehe it would look so pretty…oh yeah! I cleaned up my desk too, to stream later so make sure to pop up and say hey~ I was thinking staying up as long as possible, monster energy drinks and some horror games are the vibe for this stream
⭐️: So I had the thought of maybe making more frequent smaller posts as I start adding more ocs just so I don’t overwhelm people! So I’m testing this out a bit, playing around with the aesthetics and hoping it works out it won’t all be by ages or anything the these were just the three I wanted to make a post for so yeah :D there’s some angst in planning that might start next week and will affect most of the gods, their friends and there will also be new ocs introduced after it! It’s been a while so look forward to that ! 🥰
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Dorm-mentioned Seasonal Voice Lines & Phone Calls
Currently being updated.
Please note that Topic 1 & 2 are from the Official English release. Topic 3 & 4 are my translation.
Aira
Spring - Night 1: My roommate Sakuma gave me some cherry blossom-flavored chocolate and said ''It's a secret ♪'' It's late at night, but I still want to eat them…
Summer - Morning 2: Tenshouin treated ALKALOID to some really fancy ice cream. Isn't that cool?
Autumn - Evening 1: Sakuma's smiling mysteriously by the window with the full moon at his back… How aesthetic! I wish I could put it on a poster!
Summer - Evening 3: There is a lot of Sakuma-senpai's tomato juice inside the fridge. Maybe I should try to drink some for my health?
Autumn - Night 3: The image of Tenshouin-senpai drinking black tea while reading his book, it was too aesthetic I unconsciously gazed at him... ♪
Autumn - Morning 4: Fuuah... I had a hard time falling asleep so I joined Sakuma-senpai for a conversation... Though, I still ended up staying up late.
Eichi
Summer - Evening 1: I've got a giant watermelon. I want to share it with everyone in the dorm. And I'll save some for you in advance ♪
Summer - Evening 3: Nowadays, I often have a chat with Shiratori-kun before bed. We talk about the memories of the summer festival that happened recently.
Rei
Winter - Night 1: Winters are harsh on my roommate, Tenshouin. On top of that, he seems swamped with work. I hope he isn't overdoing it.
Summer - Morning 3: For a vampire, sunlight is our natural enemy, but it seems you can say the same with the human. Tenshouin-kun is swaying on his own feet.
Summer - Noon 3: Oh? The chill tomato juice in the fridge has increased. I wonder who was the one refilling them in there?
Winter - Evening 4: Shiratori-kun just contacted me, and said he just brought a snow rabbit-shaped cake for me and Tenshouin-kun... ♪
Outsiders
Rinne's Winter - Night 1: I met Aichan in the dorm hallway, and he freaked out. Why is that? I mean, he doesn't seem to have any problems with those two dudes in his room at all…
Phone Call
Rei: Hello? I just talked to Shiratori-kun, but he left his phone at my place. He said you were going to meet up later, so if you can find Shiratori-kun, tell him I am keeping his phone for me.
Aira: Hello~… Uhm, when I am about to enter my dorm room, I hear Tenshouin-senpai and Sakuma-senpai are arguing… Urgh, what should I do at times like this!?
Office Interaction
Eichi: It looks like you won't be heading back until late again.
Aira: Every day there's just too much work to do...!
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Ok time to scream frantically and post very blurry pictures
Luz & Camila immediately hug and Luz nuzzles into her arms
Edit: Vee wrote a note that says how happy she is Luz is home, which is so dang sweet. Sisters
When she hugs Luz again before bed, she says "I'm so glad you're home" and Luz awkwardly replies "Yeah, home..."
Luz comes out and officially explains Amity is her gf, Camila immediately embraces them both, Gus being the ultimate hypeman fills the room with rainbows & bi flags
Bonus Luz didn't look nervous at all coming out
Camila is wearing a rainbow flag heart in every scene after the coming out
Flapjack hates the old house where the portal was & the other palisman watch him confused why he's frantically pecking
Ghost is a very good cat that chases a opossum with the thrill of the hunt in their eyes
Gus, Willow, and Amity draw pics of their families (Gus is a very good artist too) and Hunter looks on sadly (rip getting a Dadrius moment) while Luz is focused on the portal plans
However Luz is later seen drawing Eda, King, Lilith, and Hooty, and her art has improved as has been a constant throughout the show
The kids go to a thrift store, Gus goes for style, Willow chooses a full blown roller derby outfit, Amity goes gothy witch aesthetic (it reminds me a lot of Vivian from PM:TTYD and if you know who I'm talking about I adore you), and Hunter finds a fucking cardinal onesie
Vee debuts her original look and Camila IMMEDIATELY rushes over to hug her
HUNTER MANIC HAIRCUT SCENE ft Caleb, Belos, Hunter having Victorian orphan hair, & Huntlow
Hunter has a Rocko from Rocko's Modern Life shirt
Emmeline doesn't help set the house on fire like the other good little palisman do
Gus uses the fire extinguisher like nunchucks, thankfully Vee knows how to use it
Amity comforts Luz afterwards
The kids made dinner!
It's poisonous!
Vee warns Camila & Luz not to try it but. Come on. Look at these faces!!
(Also can I just say I love that Hunter is snuggled against Amity? Canon that there's no hard feelings between them & they're actually bffs just like everyone else in the group is)
Outside in the rain again. Major Lumity moments, Vee & Gus make a hilarious dynamic, Gus tackled Hunter into the mud (rip the watermelon pj pants), Willow smiles on affectionately and takes a pic of them all after Camila gives her a camera
Lumity kiss??
No kiss :'(
Amity makes her a light glyph which they lift into the sky together, leading into the above pic where Luz was drawing the Owl Fam w the light glyph on the page. She crumples the page in frustration then
LUZ IS THE ONE GOING TO SCHOOL??? OK OK OK
It's Halloween y'all
#toh spoilers#long post#toh#*clears throat* AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH#luz noceda#amity blight#lumity#camila noceda#vee noceda#gus porter#willow park#toh hunter#huntlow#toh s3 spoilers#the owl house season 3#im losing my mind rn omfg. the montage is like so much of what i expected/hoped for & yet still so different than i couldve imagined#rip no hunter openly missing darius scene (yet) i hope we get one. or at least they hug when reunited ;_____;#im glad to see a little perry gilbert & harvey love tho. also its cute the range of art skills they have#vee shines so much she is so adjusted & helpful & camila loves her so much. shes so excited to help everyone & be included ;___;#I CANT BELIEVE THE MANIC HAIRCUT IS CANON BUT I FURTHER CANT BELIEVE IT WAS *WILLOW* WHO FIXED IT FOR HIM 💚💛#hunters rocko shirt killed me. somehow more than his cardinal onesie. but also omg they gave him a cardinal onesie i love him & flapjack#all the lumity bits too they are so solid & supportive of each other. big laugh at everyone who kept thinking theyd break up or w/e lmao#gus raving about human stuff again made me really happy too. he got to enjoy his thing again & is allowed to be a kid rn#tc posts
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Trigun Social Media Au: Usernames
I talked about it on stream for a while and now I have username ideas so TAKE IT !!!! (Some may be subject to change)
Vash ➬ VPeace143
“Omg sloth that’s so corny you should’ve just made it donutlover225367282” yeah we’ll are you gonna box me about it mf you don’t think Vash would have some corny ass user, dickhead???
ANYWAYS in this au he’s a youtuber so obviously he’s gonna get a very youtuber user
Like VPeace just rolls off the tongue in an intro like “Hey guys! It’s VPeace here and in todays video I’m gonna be seeing how many hot wheels it takes to carry a watermelon across the road without getting hit!”
Wolfwood ➫ cig.angel
Yes he’s emo how could you tell
He really is a Tiktokker who is either showing up in Vash’s videos or streaming
Can you imagine how funny it is to hear “Hey guys it’s me, VPeace with my compadre…” “….it’s cig.angel.”
He wanted to be edgy and now he has to verbally say it aloud over and over
His is really the one that’s subject to change because I feel like I’ll find something better than cig.angel and if anything it’ll be a canonical name change
Meryl ➬ MerylSpeaks
Get it? Like Meryl Streep and Meryl Stryfe?? She’s so creative Ik
She’s gonna be a drama/Reddit story youtuber/podcaster so they gotta know what’s goin on
She has an aesthetically pleasing layout on every social media and a color scheme don’t play with her
Milly ➫ MillsWills
I have given you the highest honor….rhyming username
Milly is gonna be a more chilled out general influencer who cooks sometimes, very cozy Yknow
MillsWills is such a Milly user isn’t it??
I think I’m gonna do the gunho guns + knives in a different post lol so look out for it (I also wanna make art for these)
#trigun#trigun stampede#trigun vash#trigun stampede vash#trigun wolfwood#trigun stampede wolfwood#trigun meryl#trigun stampede Meryl#trigun Milly#milly thompson#meryl stryfe#nicholas wolfwood#nicholas d. wolfwood#vash the stampede#Vash#Milly#Meryl#nicholas#trigun hc#trigun hcs#trigun stampede hcs#trigun stampede hc#trigun social media au
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Okay I got some headcanons of steven and marc.
Marc and Steven like it whenever you wear lipsticks or lipgloss because of the pop of color it brings to your lips and making them even more kissable.Whenever you two are going on a date or a mission as having to dress the part.
Steven or marc definitely getting you a new shade of lipstick or new lipgloss that you've been eyeing for awhile.
Though the lipstick or lipgloss don't last that long cause of certain things (｡•̀ᴗ-)✧
Steven giving tips to marc when it comes to being gentle around you and when he's in control.It's a bit funny since marc isn't that much of being soft unlike steven but it's okay (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*.✧ cause you teach him some things you like when it comes to pda and let's just say...Marc left you flustered and wanting more.
I feel like if you ever get any rings or necklaces for steven and marc they would always make sure it's not damaged.As making sure they're still wearing it after all it means a lot to them cause it reminds them of you.
(Anyways I really like your writing and hope you like these headcanons I'm a writer too by the way.Have a nice day/night.😊👋)
Okay THIS.
To add onto it, I know without a doubt that Steven and Marc have favourite colours of lipstick/lipgloss.
Steven, 100% a lipstick guy. I feel like he’s kind of a hopeless romantic, so wearing something like classic rouge lipstick would just…he wouldn’t know what to do with himself. My headcanon is that Steven listens to old French music, so I feel like anything you’d wear (clothing or makeup, whatever) if it fit that old parisian cafe aesthetic, he’d go fucking nuts.
He definitely likes the tint of red on his mouth after a soft make out session. I feel like he’s the kind of guy to just admire it in the mirror? He definitely wouldn’t wipe it off.
But, Marc?
His preference is lipgloss. Marc is the practical type, so I think the immediate lip products to use in that sense would be chapstick or lipgloss. He loves chapsticks that have a fruity taste (idk I see him as the type of guy to like watermelon, specifically). BUT when it comes to lip gloss he’s obsessed. For him it’s all about the way they shine in the light. And I think the clear ones that are like ultra glossy would just make him go berserk. He likes to smear it all over your face when you two get down and dirty, because he’s messy that way and the tacky feeling against his mouth as he kisses you everywhere just does things to him.
So yeah, Marc Spector is a lip gloss enthusiast.
✨the-archxr thots✨
#the-archxr thots#the-archxr asks#marc spector#steven grant#jake lockley#moon knight#moon knight tv#mr knight#moon knight x reader#marc spector x reader#steven grant x reader#the-archxr moonknight thots
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Hi, Dear weird me. This is going to be a long ask, which is less of an ask and more of countering a point made on your blog. BUT I promise it has literally nothing to do with #straws but feel free to post a cute Taekook picture anyways 💜
Okay I wanted to talk about some of the narratives and questions I see swirling regarding the direction of Jungkook's music.
Jung Kook said on Suchwita that he was searching for another song similar to Seven for his next single. Clearly listening to 3D, we see he was able to do so. This brings me to question why the narrative when Jung Kook chooses to sing about sex , that the songs must have been chosen by the company for him to make him "appear straight", and that furthermore he had limited or no autonomy in choosing the music to represent himself as an artist?
I don't believe this is the primary narrative that was tossed around when Taehyung was singing about romance on Layover. Which is interesting because those songs also mention women, and we know for a fact that Taehyung did not write any of the songs on layover and that every song was in fact chosen for him to sing. And this is not Tae shade, I think Layover is a phenomenal album. However, I find it a bit hypocritical that Jung Kook gets accused of being inauthentic in his artistry due to the more explicit and poppy nature of his music, which brings me to my next point.
Jung Kook has always been inspired by the likes of Justin Timberlake, Usher, Michael Jackson, Justin Bieber, Harry styles, the list goes on and on. Every single man I've listed has sung about sex. And furthermore these songs stick out in their discography as massive hits. See Sexy Back for Justin Timberlake, Watermelon Sugar for Harry Styles, Climax for Usher, Dirty Diana for Michael Jackson, etc etc.
We know for a fact Jung Kook wants to be recognized as a global pop star, outside of BTS. We know this because Jung Kook has said this multiple times via his lives, and also in interviews. How do you become a global pop star? Why not look at Jung Kook's early steps as a solo artist from left and right, to Seven, to now 3D. Look at these songs and then look at the songs and steps that all of the Massive male pop stars before him have taken, and you can quickly see the similarities.
All of this is to say that however, you feel about his sexuality and who he is or isn't dating doesn't matter to me. What does matter to me is to dismiss Jung Kook's art as primarily a form of "bearding" And when I say his art I am discussing the music that he chooses to sing and the visual aesthetic that he either chooses (creative director of the Vogue shoot) or makes his own tweaks to (dazed Korea shoot). As I've stated above none of the songs, or visual aesthetics Jung Kook is choosing is super unique to him, they sound and look great because he's Jung Kook, but they're simply not unique. So either every single male pop star chose to sing about sex to conceal their sexuality or a much less sinister idea, they chose to sing about sex because that is what the general public wants to hear. And what artists choose to lend their voice to does not always have to reflect who they may or may not be off stage. Now we could get into why the GP makes perceived straight sex music popular, but I'd like to stay on topic. Which is why Jung Kook gets accused of using his music to conceal something as opposed to just making the music he wants to make, the music that sounds just like the people who have inspired him and the music that will make him a global superstar.
At the end of the day however you feel about Jung Kook's music,I would gently challenge you and people who automatically jump to relate Jung Kook's music to his sexuality whether it be positive, negative, as a form of dismissal or a form of confirmation, I would challenge you gently to just try not to do that? I think it's easier to realize that maybe Jung Kook is singing about fucking, because every single male pop star does. Maybe he has his shirt off because that body is rocking because every male pop star takes their shirt off, Maybe rappers are being featured because not only does Jung Kook like rap but because pop rap crossovers are super popular. In fact, they are so popular that they beat out BTS several times for Grammys. His music is perfectly aligned to what Jung Kook says he wants for his artistic career and it's healthier to say "He makes this music because it bops and it's going to help him reach his goals" than to say "He makes this music because he's trying to convince the world he's straight"
I say all of this to say Jung Kook is going to continue to sing about love, relationships, and sex. And he's probably going to keep taking his shirt off, and looking sexy for the camera. It really shouldn't bother trekkers or anyone who believes he's not straight, because it's his art, and his art does not have to be connected to who he chooses to love. Sometimes art can just be art 💜
Hi anon!
You know what, I agree with you. It wasn’t my intention at all to dismiss his music as bearding, that’s absolutely not the case and I apologize for coming across that way.
I do feel they’re taking a certain route with him, but that’s to reach the goals you mention.. not to make people see him as straight. The main goal is absolutely to get as big as he can get, and he deserves that. Jk is an amazing artist.
Not coming across as queer is never the main goal.. people don’t put out songs for that reason specifically, it’s more something that exists in the sidelines. Like Taennie for Tae (imo ofcourse). Jk singing about sex isn’t that to me.. everyone has sex no matter what sexuality they have. I do feel Jk’s song is specifically about women, no room for queerness and with the exclusion of a queer possibility the general public (or just those who don’t think Jk can be queer) will most likely take him as straight. If Jk is actually queer like a lot of us think, that might be some sort of choice, depending on how many people actually know about him being queer. That does not have to be a reflection of his actual sexuality though.
Thanks for your ask 💜
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top 5 worms? top 5 unjust depths Moments? top 5 izzy noises? top 5 weapons you would use?
long ass post. yeesh!
top five worms:
1) snom, the most beautiful and wonderful 'worm pokemon'.
2) izzy is practically some manner of worm, when it comes down to it.
3) sandworms sweep. shai hulud are sick as fuck.
4) the huge worms that are like an environmental obstacle in hollow knight are pretty cool. i guess maybe they're just normal sized worms, since hollow knight is so bug-sized? huh.
5) koyomi araragi has no bones in his body. one of the most wormy thangs.
top five unjust depths moments:
1) it's majida's quest in the finale of surviving an evil time. the beautiful intersecting of violence and love and this community that keeps driving her further and reinforcing what she needs to do, culminating in decking the shit out of radu. it's so fucking killer.
2) murati, stuck in her diver after its power died and looking out of a small reinforced glass port in it with a broken arm and drifting in and out of consciousness as she's getting the vaguest psychic flashes. it's a real powerful image. stuck with me a lot.
3) 'the only heterosexual kiss in unjust depths'. i love the way hunter iii's bites are described as really just ruining his flesh and self and adelheid just keeps sneaking quick peeks. it's so fun. dude had it coming. and i think its the first Real body horror bit in the story. so it was of course deeply enrapturing.
4) homa and kitty's final moments. i think it's incredible. really incredible sadness and woe and a moment for homa to actually stop and process the hell she's been through as she has to deny a dying woman any last rites. it's so good. homa can speak to the dead...
5) gertrude lichtenberg exhibiting 'gertrudeswag' in norn's solitary confinement cell in sinners under the firmament. it's so good. beautiful sign of the gertrude swag to come. just losing her mind and declaring hell on earth for everyone forever because of a breakup.
top five izzy noises:
1) thine coquettish lilt
2) your soft little 'waw' you say after certain things i say and express to you.
3) the noise when you [] inside an izzy
4) you have this like, tone, that builds as you know you're going to start doing a bit that's got this funny unmistakable confidence to it that's so charming. like your voice gets heavier with the weight of the Joke.
5) you have a Conceited Chuckle that is charming. when you're playing up your confidence a bit. it's so cute! adorable, even.
top five weapons you would use:
1) spear. history bears this one out as the best weapon. it rules. it's got range. it pierces. can be planted in the ground for increased stability. what other weapon went 1v1 against jesus and won? it's got cred.
2) zweihander. it's fucking huge i just want to swing it around in a grocery store and knock a bunch of shit off the shelves and mulch a watermelon.
3) fire axe. honestly any two-handed one-sided axe. i'm familiar with them and they're comfortable and extremely useful when chopping firewood and various other things.
4) knives are aesthetically very intimate and personal in a lovely way. beautiful tool to perform harm on others.
5) i've grown more fond of kukris recently. lovely shape they seem so neat and useful for carving things and such. no personal experience so shrug. but i would love get some.
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Dazzle Minimorph Queen! how is he leading the meetings of his mostly younger siblings and stealing the show?
Ahhhh King Ringlead the Dazzler, Queen of the Minimorphs! My beloved 💖
First lemme preface this by saying, when we were designing the minimorph queen, we decided early on that they are the living embodiment of tiny but mighty. Just the itty bittiest bots with the biggest, loudest personalities. The two options were either an absolutely feral chihuahua of a femme that wants to fight everybody and has 100% bitten someone's fingers off before, or a flamboyant, showrunning mech that is described as having "vampire elf twink" energy. The last one won out because I thought that phrasing was so funny XD
So, the minimorph queen! His real name is Ringlead, but his so called "showtime" name is Dazzle. I.e. he's only called Ringlead in severely private moments alone with his most trusted praetorians or favored mates, and is called Dazzle all other times. That big long title of King Ringlead the Dazzler, Queen of the Minimorphs is a real thing he says to introduce himself. He's got what I describe as coked up golden retrieved vibes--endless energy, talks a mile a minute almost like a salesman, and just has a way of lulling people into feeling comfortable. He comes across as so genuine and friendly, and for the most part, he is. He may seem airheaded and downright forgetful sometimes, but if anything threatens his hive it's like he becomes an entirely different person: a stone cold killer that has no qualms about manipulating the situation to go in his favor. He's like the ringleader of a circus and a puppeteer all at once, pulling strings behind the scenes and always 6 steps ahead, making sure everything goes his way. He even has this fancy scepter-staff thing that he twirls around and uses to emphasize his speech 24/7. Does it serve any practical purpose? No. Is it 100% just for the aesthetic? Yes. Do I care? Not at all (っ˘ω˘ς )
He's mostly soft white with accents in pale pink and green, like a watermelon candy. Cosmic horror done up in pretty pastel colors, merrily swinging his staff around his wrist and commanding his legions of minimorphs. I love him sm
He originally came to be due to a funny "haha what if there were minicon cybermorphs and they got to earth and promptly went owo finding a species that's just their size for incubation lol that'd be so funny" and then it just. Got away from me. He's one of the oldest queens but certainly doesn't act like it, always giggling and never seeming to take anything seriously, but underneath that carefree facade is a cybermorph queen that would level an entire galaxy if anything happened to his hive.
#cybermorph au#queen dazzle#or rather#king ringlead the dazzler queen of the minimorphs#lmfao this title so ridiculous but i DO NOT care its so funny 😂
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ROTTEN HOMIE I GOTA BEANIE N BARRETT Qs 👀👀👀👀
🍒 [CHERRY] Who is your OC's perfect companion?
🍓 [STRAWBERRY] How do they feel about 'cute' things?
🍉 [WATERMELON] What will your OC take to the grave?
🍑 [PEACH] How do they show their kindness? How kind are they truly?
🍍 [PINEAPPLE] Pineapple on pizza or not?
🥦 [BROCCOLI] What do they hate about humanity/their species?
🥔 [POTATO] What do they have that others see as a flaw, but they don't care about?
Warning for minor Alone No Longer/ Alone Wolf: 1999 spoilers!
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Sabine- Walter. After all of the *drama* happens, Sabine and Walter really hit it off. They make perfect shopping buddies and live for manor gossip/ daytime tv.
Barrett- This one is easy. Pip 🥲
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Sabine- cute isn't really part of her aesthetic until later in her life when REDACTED is born. Then she finds cute things adorable.
Barrett- cute really just activates his predatory drive. If it's cute, it's probably an easy meal.
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Sabine- sometimes she misses having multiple lovers
Barrett- I answered one for him in a previous ask, but the man has so many secrets. One is the fact that he does not really care for sweets.
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Sabine shows she cares by being attentive and motherly to women or teasing and flirty to men. She is average when it comes to kindness. Indifferent to most people and a little aloof, but if it's someone she grows to care for, then they are in her circle for life.
Barrett shows he cares by being fiercely protective and loyal. He's not very kind, and is actually quite a bit of an asshole, but he does go full livestock guardian for the people he cares about. He can be a little smothering with his attention.
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neither one eats pizza, but if they did it would have to be strictly meat toppings.
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Sabine- She hates the misogyny that runs rampant in the human species (ironic, considering Hans) As for her own species, she hates that no matter what happens, she can never leave her mate.
Barrett- There isn't much he likes about humans other than music, but what he hates most is the extermination of werewolves. For his own species, he hates being so OP.
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Sabine- I also answered this in a previous ask, but besides her vanity she would also say her hyper sexuality.
Barrett- His violent nature and wild temper.
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