#simp post

[no-see-um-incorrect]

Drop all your Charlie HC's✨️

*VIBRATES WITH EXCITEMENT*

(Thank ya for the ask❤️💋)

Charlie HC’s💋🍕🐀

(cause i wanna talk about my husband)

- Charlie secretly LOVES when Casper is wearing his clothes. Like wearing nothing but his sweet Pete’s shirt and underwear when they make breakfast…hits different👀

-he CAN cook but insists he can’t

-👏THIS👏MAN👏 loves to squish Casper (on the thighs, Ass, cheeks, tummy) all of it just ✨squish✨ 

- he can sing but he doesn’t think he’s very good

-When Casper gets protective over him he can’t help but get this dopey grin on his face and gets all fuzzy inside 🥰

-Casper sends him photos and videos of them and our new little buddy when he’s at work

-he needs glasses but doesn’t ware them unless he’s reading for the Boss

-lets Casper Do his hair (man looks damn fine in a messy Bun🤭)

-MOVIE NIGHTS

-Charlie used to smoke cigarettes when they were teens because he thought Cas would think he’s cool until Cas smacked it out of his hand and said “THOSE THINGS CAN KILL YOU BLONDE FOR BRAINS! Believe it or not I ACTUALLY LIKE Having you around!” Then he stopped completely

-when Pete tells him to throw away the pizza that’s been under the heat lamps for too long he instead gives it to people who actually need the food instead of wasting it 

-he knows Spanish. Enough to conversation but he’s not fluent. 

-he was a dealer.so he knows a lot of people and gave a lot of people the honorary “Charlie discount” so anytime he needs a favor or two  and it’s not big enough to go to the big boss man…he’s got people 

-does not like the taste of alcohol.

-The amount of times that this boy has gotten his ass beat. His pain tolerance must be extremely high. You can’t convince me otherwise 

-he doesn’t know how to control his facial expression…do with that information what you will 👀

-he likes to bite and mark up Casper like not even sexual most of the time  boy needs to occupy his teeth with something  it just so happens that that something most of the time is his partners flesh and we can’t fault him for that 

-sleep. When these too sleep they are tangled into each others embrace  the warmest kind of snuggles 

I would love to add more, but I don’t want this post to get too long 

Maybe if y’all want I’ll make a part two 

#charlie my beloved #yuurivoice #yuurivoice charlie #yuurivoice headcanons #simp post

[pastasilly]

maybe kissing frogs isn’t so bad..

#captain laserhawk #bullfrog #simp post #not art #bro. HES SO BOYFRIEND #idk shit abt assassins creed but oh my goodness gracious #WHEN HES A FRENCHIE>>> #oui oui croissant or whatever just KISS ME #MY BOYFRIEND FOR REALZIES

[colourstreakgryffin]

Ummm… so i got a problem that I just wanna talk about… I’ve found a new man I’ve been obsessively simping over for the past three days…

Record of Ragnorak men are too fucking hot but Loki takes the damn cake, like man has cake too. I want him, he can trick me all he wants. Just step on me, good sir

😍🤤😳

#record of ragnorak #record of ragnorak x reader #ragnorak loki #loki #record of ragnorak Loki #he really cute #ror gods #ror loki #ror god of mischief #I need this man #simp post #simp posting #forgive me Obanai

[simpsations]

I must say that I loved the aesthetics of this blog! your writing is nice to enjoy and now if you don't mind I have a request, could you do something m×m of a human and a widow harpy that has some cubs, I know it's very specific lol but I can't venture out fandoms for a while, so I hope you don't mind me pushing my ideas on you.

remember to exercise and drink water, it's important!

Not at all, I'm just glad to have some request. It's such a good idea that I'm already thinking of things to write!! This got me so excited that I turned off one piece to start writing 😂

The first part of it is mainly about the nestling, I hope that's not a problem.

I hope this fits your palette!

I decided to go with a simple FarmerMaleReader

Warning: None

MALE!Reader | M4M | Monster male x Male Reader

APPRECIATION

A simple task you thought, The only thing you had to do was harvest the vegetation that sat closer to the wilderness.

You lived in a cozy cottage in a large village, your house is placed at the edge where the forest lay. Only two paths existed in that forest and they were both for trade.

The sun had been high, almost at set, and you wanted to hurry to get the harvesting done and over with before night, you really didn't want the goods to spoil due to how long they stay sitting out, you had already took up the ones closer to your home, and sorted them accordingly.

So with a small wagon, you follow the thin path of tilled grass that has popped up over the years and made your way to the back of your farm to start.

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You had just finished loading the squash into your wagon and was moving on to the next patch of vegetables, located closer to the forest, when you hear a loud cry.

It sounded like a mix between a screech and a normal infant cry. Concerned, you made your way to the sound. There in the watermelon patch laying in a pile of crushed fruit and dirt lay a small baby. Yet this baby looks different, it had a lower body similar to the average eaglet, covered in fluffy white feathers it seemed, and tiny little wings poking from its back, looking similar to the legs with the fluffy feathers.

The baby looked to be in terrible condition and terribly tired, it didn't smell any better either. It was no doubt a nestling.

Even if this infant somehow got into your farm, and destroyed a few of your fruit in what you believe was hunger, although it just looks like it wasn't able to eat it because of how large the chunks were, you gently placed a hand on it's back.

The nestling turned it's head to you and seemed to be shaking in either fear of because it lacked cloths and had been sitting in fruit juice for god knows how long seeing as the sun was going down.

You gently pat its back as a way to show you mean no harm and almost instantly it started to reach for you, crying once more. You lift it up into your arms and balance the nestling on your hip then turn and start to push your wagon back to the cottage.

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By time you return to your cottage, the nestling had settled, no longer crying only clinging to your shirt with it's dirty little hands. Speaking of dirty it seemed like you both had needed a bath.

Going inside and heading towards the bathroom you turn the handle to allow warm water to flow through the faucet and into the deep tub. Plugging up the tub to let some water deep in you place the baby inside of the tub after turning the water off once it hit about 3 and a half inches deep.

The infant seemed to already know what the water ment because it started to clean itself somewhat, picking up the water in its cuped hands and in some way slashing it onto themself.

Since it seemed to have it under control, you move over to the above head shower and remove your clothes. When pulling the rope, warm water flowed down in a shower and you step under it.

You take the bar of soap and rag to start cleaning off the grime and dirt from your body.

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Once you had finished getting dressed, you walked over to the tub and peeked inside. There laying on a not as deep end of the tub was the nestling, the water had turned a mix of brown and slight red, in which you hope was from the watermelon, although you will have to check for injuries latter, along with some leaves that had gotten stuck on the nestlings curly white hair and fluffy black feathers.

Taking a clean towel, you wrap the infant in the cloth and cradle it close to your body to keep it warm and took it to your den area.

A cozy little room with a large plush couch laying against the far wall, taking up that entire wall, a bookshelf willed with multiple knowledgeable books and fantasy books filling the four shelves equally. A soft rug that too up the rest of the floorspace, along with a stubby coffee table. Sitting on a risen brick form was the fireplace, the fire safely burning behind a metal bar door.

You settle the nestling in a blanket on the rug, not wanting it to fall off the couch while you were gone, and walked over to the first aid kit in the hall leading to your front door and walked back to the towel to inspect any injury the nestling may have.

After further inspection of the nestling, you came to a few conclusions. One it has a small scratch under the right wing, it hasn't had any food for god knows how long, and it's a boy.

So, after applying some ointment to the scratch you rewrapped him and decided to make a small comfortable area for him to stay in, moving the fluffy pillows to the ground and making a nice pile along with some hand knitted blankets and quilts. Laying him down and allowing him to sleep more comfortable.

You left the room once more to go make something for it to eat, setting on warming up some milk and cooking some chicken cubes for the baby, and preparing a small homemade dinner pie for yourself, making it big enough to slip in half and save the rest for the next morning.

Once you had the done you heard the screech like cry again and gathered the food made for the bird boy and returned to the den room. Being gentle to use a syringe to feed the baby the milk, since you didn't have any baby bottles laying around. And carefully broke up the chicken cubes into small pieces and dunking into the milk to help the nestling swallow it better, than using some chopsticks from someone takeout that you never used, you fed the meat to the bird boy until he seemed content on what he was given and fell back to sleep.

You allow him to sleep soundly, leaving to go up stairs to your bedroom.

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You were woken up to the sound of crashing and a recognizable screech like cry, jolting up from your bed you make your was down the set of stairs, then to the main hall. The front door had been pushed through, there were claw marks along the outside of the door.

There was a trail of blood leading towards the den. In a fit of worry, you rush to the den, before you even stepped a full foot into the den, you saw a tall figure standing and holding the screeching infant.

He almost reached your sealing and is broad figure lookup a lot of room, his hair was long and shaggy, his pale skin was speckled with bark brown feathers. His clawed feet slightly dug into the ground as he stared at you, protectively holding the infant that was chirping up at him.

He looked ready to pounce on you, stopping as the chick continues to communicate with him with his loud screeching. The larger of the two winged creatures slowly looked around the room, analysing the bundle of blankets, food an sweater set aside for the infant to have when it woke up. Then it looked back to you. He seemed calmer than he was before.

"You... Take care of my cub?" A deep grumbling voice sounded, it startled you a bit, he sounded like he hasn't spoken to anyone in years. With a simple nod from you, he pulls his wings back against his body to seem smaller and less intimidating. "Thank you greatly", his voice was filled with gratitude, his face softening from the harsh glare he gave you before.

"I apologise for intruding, when I finally caught the sent of my son, I lost all moral, my name is Oxylius, thank you for treating my child of his wounds" Oxylius looked at you with admiration.

"it's okay, I didn't want to just leave the poor boy out in the garden, there are wolves roaming around these parts of town" you chuckle lightly," I'm slightly surprised though, usually it's the mother that would hunt down and search for her child." You say sheepishly.

This statement made Oxylius look away from you, a slight mournful look took over his face. "My mate... Had passed during birth, I have been caring for my child on my own..." He explained.

"Oh, I'm sorry for bringing up a sensitive topic" you spoke with worry.

Oxylius shook his head gently and smiled at you, "it's alright," he looked at you for a moment, not speaking then once he noticed he was staring his feathers seemed to ruffle and a small blush duste his face, "well then, I have to get my son back into the nest" he made his way around you and towards the front door again. "I owe you one," He said before leaving your home.

You smiled slightly at the weird altercation, this might be on wifi the strangest days ever, maybe you'll see him again.

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Sorry for the rushed ending I think about the plot as I go not knowing what will happen until it's typed out. I hope you enjoyed it @juno-of-wonderland

#simp post #m4m #fluff #male reader #monster male x male reader #x male reader #ftm #simp writes

[chipssillyfunfun]

I NEED A JARED X READER FANFIC.

like need need I NEED IT. jared is so god dang hot, and ive looked everywhere, but no theres no x reader fanfics. give him to me now!!!!!

i want him.

#happy meat farms #simp post #fanfic #args #dont feed the muse #i love jared so much give me an x reader fanfic #x reader #alex bale arg #spongebob theory arg #jared warrenheim #i want him so bad #i need him #give me an x reader fanfic please

[gaytorgirl]

in what world can this just been seen as “protective motherly love”— cus when i see this i see gay

anyways rem is so fine, if i were misa i’d be falling so hard but then again if i were rem i’d be falling so hard too

nah there’s a word for this and it’s called fruity and wishitwasme

#rem #misa amane #death note #death note the musical #i have never used this word like this but… mommy? #simp post #gay #rem x misa #rem x me fr yo #misa x me fr #rem x misa x ME YO

[etnikangel]

For the cause.

#wip #my fanart #fanart wip #namor talokan #kukulkan #black panther #simp post #seaprincess #namor x shuri #i don't care i ship it #nashuri #namuri

[roastedghost66]

I am so incredibly gay for him 💀

#postal #postal dude #postal 3 #simp post

[quillandink333]

Sorry capcom, I’d recognise him by cupidsbow alone

#asougi kazuma #kazuma asogi #dgs #tgaa #dgs spoilers #dgs2 spoilers #tgaa spoilers #tgaa2 spoilers #simp post #*kisses him right on his pretty ass lips* #he looks like prince charming 💖 #:}

[bodiereads]

Hands down, the hottest nonsexual act of all time is in How to Train Your Dragon 2, when Hiccup and Astrid are talking while drawing the map and, WITHOUT LOOKING AT HER, Hiccup reaches over, cups her chin, and turns her head so she can see what he’s looking at in the distance.

It’s natural. It’s instinctual. It’s a comforting gesture while being a little assertive?? And it’s so so intimate????? Like In the sense that he knows without turning to face her exactly where she’s positioned and she responds to the touch with no surprise, just curiosity at what got Hiccup’s attention that he’s trying to share.

PLEASE I’m weak

To be known and to be loved yada yada

#I am a simple bisexual man #PLEASE I can’t take this #httyd #httyd 2 #httyd hiccup #httyd astrid #they’re in love and I’m in love with them too #oh to be known like this #to be known so intimately #maybe the mortifying ordeal of being known is worth it #literally tried to find this clip online and can only find versions where it cuts off FIVE SECONDS BEFORE THIS HAPPENS #I am so incredibly bisexual #simp post #simp posting

[qweerdumpstergremlin]

And this man? We simp.

#tmnt 2012 #tmnt 2012 splinter #simp post

[delusionaldonutsimp]

PRESTON IN THIS VIDEO AWOKE SUM IN ME IDK..

SOMTHING ABT THE WAY HE SPOKE WAS JUST SO.. 😍😍😍

just i this vid tho

hes ugly asf everywhere else

#SIMP POST #FOR PRESTON POOKIE #MY LOVE FOREVER AND EVER #<3 #Youtube

[glamrockdreams]

*me when ada does anything*

YES BEAUTIFUL AMAZING DARLING YES

#resident evil 4 #resident evil #resident evil remake #leon kennedy #ada wong #ada wong re #simp post #resident evil 4 ada wong #re leon Kennedy #resident evil 4 remake #i love her sm

[simpsations]

Water Flow

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GN reader x Mandarin Merman

Art doesn't belong to me

Credit goes to :Guzbourine on Deviantart

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You can't do it, no matter how rich your boss is, or how much he was paying you, you refuse to dive into open water

It was supposed to be the most relaxing boat ride to an island off the coast. The water was beautiful, everything was absolutely fine until those words came out his mouth, "Grab your gear kid! and get ready to jump! this is a good place to start the shoot", not even looking up from his tiny monitor, the motor of the boat even seems to quiet down when he speaks.

"Excuse.... me" You say confused by all means, although you didn't get any but a flick of that man's hand in return, your body somewhat moved on its own as an assistant held diving gear for you to put on.

Once you had on your gear, a full scuba diving fit along with your waterproof camera with extra lenses, the assistant guided you towards the open door of the jet, that is how only a few fet above the water. It seemed to be going in circles to try to stay in the area that your boss said was good.

"We need you to take pictures for the Reef Coral corporation, they want to show the land species all the new updates to their little kingdom, they want humans to understand the ocean as much as they do outer space" your boss said, it wasn't hard to understand, there were a few merfolk that worked in your branch, they always had something to say about how humans waisted their time and money trying to go to space while they don't even know what lurks in their waters.

It was a simple job, just take pictures of the wildlife and the cities mainly the ones that have airways for human tourist. The merfolk have been trying to show the human species the wonders of the ocean and yet they are only interested in the things that are neverending.

What you didn't expect was to have to physically go and swim around to take the photos, the lab that is sponsored by your job even made something called 'Spider eel drones', some weird waterproof robot that looks like a moray eel and has multiple camera eyes all over it's body. It's job was to take pictures in high density waters, your boss had told you.

So, with a sigh, you grab the emergency inflatable raft, making sure it was strapped to your gear and hoped out of the aircraft. You did sign a contract after all, this job will pay you a lot and you will continue to earn money for it the more it sells, this is a great opportunity for you.

The water was cold, you couldn't physically feel it on most of your body, but it was still there. The water was clear and the sea floor was covered in life, coral rose from the ground and brought color to the area. You could see a tube it seemed to be travelling towards a large beautiful Coral City that had a glass dome located in the center of the town.

Why they didn't just let you travel through the tube to the city, you don't know why, but you made your way to the beautiful area. Flashes of beautiful reds, blues and pinks in the coral made wonderful photos when taken, like the reef was photogenic.

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The merfolk of the city were kind but curious, some slightly couscous of the stranger in their waters. Though they saw that you were no harm and left you be.

After about ten minutes of taking pictures of the beautiful city, you notice that there are a few fish swimming around and grouping together to form colorful schools. You aim your camera to them making sure your flash was off, not wanting to stun the poor creatures, and took multiple pictures of the animals in their natural habitat.

You figured I'd be nice to keep taking pictures of the fish in the area, so you swam around the city looking for more.

Coming up to a beautiful red coral structure It was slightly larger than most of them, you cout see a beautifully colored tailfin, deciding that even if you can't see the full fish it is still beautiful enough to photograph, you aim your camera to the tail and snap a picture.

The sound of the camera seemed to alert the fish as it's tail disappeared behind the coral. Sadly you couldn't get more pictures of it. You look at the picture you just took of it and sighed softly.

"It's quite ride to take pictures of someone without their permission." You jumped at the sound of someone's voice, turning around you see a beautiful man with lovely blue hair that faded into orange, looking further down you took notice that his tail matched the one in the photo you took.

"Oh! I'm sorry, I thought you were on of the stray fishes swimming around, no offense..." You say, your voice slightly changed by the mask, your nerves flare believing that you angered one of the merfolk that lived in these waters.

"None taken, I'd gladly be your model" The mer teased, he swam a bit lower on the coral to a circle shapes hole and sat inside as if ready to pose for the pictures, "Is this a good angle?" He says, tilting his head off to the side, holding his head up high and closing his eyes.

He looked absolutely breathtaking, although you can't necessarily say that, seeing as though you just met him.

"Uh, sure" you respond and swim down to a reasonable level and take a picture, then changing the angle for another.

He seemed to like having the camera on him even when swimming to a new spot he made sure to do it majestically as to let you get in a few more pictures.

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The day was filled with beautiful pictures taken until you ran out of film, then talking and swimming until your legs started to hurt.

"Say, I never asked you what your name was, I'm (Y/N)" You said, now on your bright red inflated raft, waiting for your boss to come pick you up.

"Oh, my name is Metao, your name is beautiful, just like you" is words made you flustered slightly, with a chuckle you thank Metao.

Before the conversation could continue the sound of a speedboat's roaring engine could be heard, only a few minutes later a sleek black speedboat with gold ascents pulls up beside your raft, your boss in the driver's seat.

"Common kid, you can talk to your boyfriend some other time!" The joyous old man said causing a blush to creep up on both you and Metao's faces.

With you now seated and strapped in, you waved to Mateo as your boss turns the boat around and drives back to shore.

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Bonus:

"He's not my boyfriend." You say as you sit in the car on the way back to the office.

"Whatever you say kid" Your boss laughed, he pats your back.

#lgbtqa #m4m #gn reader #x male reader #x fem!reader #ftm #mtf #fluff #simp post #monster male x male reader #merman #my ocs #not my art #male reader #male reader imagine #malexmalereader #female #female reader #gender neutral reader #gn!reader

[thesleepy1]

I just met Death but if anything happened to her I will kill everyone in this room and then myself. She's so pretty and lovely and witty and kind. I am just loving her. The way she cares about people, about Dream. Darling. Death, my beloved. <3

#death the sandman #death the endless #dream of the endless #dream the endless #netflix the sandman #sandman #king of dreams #morpheus #dream the sandman #the sandman 2022 #the sandman series #the sandman netflix #netflix sandman #the sandman #sandman netflix #watching with sleepy #simping with sleepy #simp post #simp shit #simping #im a simp #the sandman neil gaiman #the sandman comics #the sandman spoilers #the sandman death

[i-eat-cars-and-berriesss]

i'm so in love with Miguel O'Hara. possesive Miguel? yes. trans Miguel? yes! Miguel x Peter B. Parker? yes!! Miguel x me? YES.

#fictional crushes #no not crush #i smash #miguel o'hara #hes such a dilf #ugh fuck #spider man: across the spider verse #simp post #dont put me in h*rny jail! i am innocent!!! #shipping #miguel has a fat ass ok?