Alya: I’m not gonna lie, Mari, I'm kinda scared of your girlfriend.
Marinette: Oh, Kagami? She wouldn’t hurt a fly!
Alya: Okay, that’s reassuring-
Marinette: She would kill a man though.
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It's a tough decision when you've got so many options!
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Thinking about how Miraculous, as a show, really likes to mess with popular romance tropes... and then thinking about post-reveal Ladybug and Chat having to fake-not-date.
Marinette confessing to Adrien that quite a few people know her identity at this point. Adrien being a little like "really???" because he has actually done a decent job on this front. Marinette further explaining that the people who know will absolutely have her ASS if she does anything to hurt Adrien. They have an incredibly hard time not being affectionate as heroes. Rumors spread and Marinette gets confronted and has to be like "no hahaha we're just friends I promise." They accidentally slip and kiss or something. All hell breaks loose. Kagami tries to break Chat Noir's kneecaps for being a homewrecker.
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meet the cast of "lies of attrition"
everything's going so well in my and @ladyofthenoodle 's post-s5 fic! look how fine it's going! absolutely nothing can or will go wrong!
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Imagine you’re a fan girl in the ML universe and you’re keeping tabs on who’s dating who and somehow every celebrity/celebrity child is dating the same fucking person. Chat Noir? Dating the bakery girl. Adrien Agreste? Daring pajama girl who also happens to be bakery girl. Okay coincidence let’s check on Jagged Stones son Luka, a member of the band Kitty Section. Who did he just break up with? Marinette Dupain Cheng who’s the bakery girl. Okay wow three boys really like her but what about the girls. Kagami Tsurugi the fencer and daughter of the famed tech guru? Dating motherfucking Marinette Dupain Cheng? The Mayors daughter Chloe? Hates Marinette but has a weird homoerotic obsession with her. And Alya the runner of the Ladyblog, a lesser known celebrity? Guess who she has a very gay friendship with? That’s right. Marinette Dupain Cheng. Marinette is dating or has some sort of romantic connection to like every celebrity in Paris they’re all obsessed with her.
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Reverse Emilie Agreste didn’t die from a broken miraculous she clearly murdered by Superme
Gabriel mentions that he used to work for Superme's court but stole the miraculous of butterfly and peacock for what he wanted most
What he wanted the most is of course ; create Adrien
However the miraculous in Emilie's hand in the Gabriel’s song is not broken
Even if it was already broken it is very likely that this person who also gave Toxinelle and Griffe Noir their miraculous is Master Fu which is the evil antagonist of that universe and we all know he have the knowledge to fix a broken miraculous
Also there blood details around Emilie's hand in the image
There is a huge Superme logo behind Gabriel who is crying hysterically and holding Emilie's dead body
This entire image which looks like a murder scene gives the impression that Superme killed Gabriel's wife Emilie in revenge for stealing peacock and butterly miraculous
At the end of the generic we see Gabriel who fights with Superme to avenge his wife and wants to bring peace to the Dystopia he lives in
Also that means Griffe Noir working for his mom’s killer without knowing when he wanted to bring her back to life so badly
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