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captaindeinony · 2 years
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Wishing with everything I’ve got that Nate gets a Sygna Suit that looks cool and awesome and is paired with a cool and awesome Pokémon and is a Support role (optional)
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stxrslut · 2 months
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rafe pushing your head and you throw up on it
going to start by saying, if you are not into this stuff, DONT READ IT!! I do not need anons getting pissy and clogging my inbox just cause you hated it. block the tag if this isn’t your shit! and also I’d like to say that I personally am not into vomit as in the actual act of vomiting (I’m just into the power play and humiliation / more sexual aspect of it) so if you’re reading this for that purpose please don’t expect me to respond to your interactions. okay, boundaries set, lemme write some freaky shit.
also fair credit to @shellxrls for talking about this on her blog and hence giving me the courage to post this
Rafe is mad, real mad. you’re not even sure why, something to do with his business that he doesn’t tell you about.
you’d offered to let him blow off some steam, and he took it. so now you’re kneeling below him, having your throat fucked mercilessly.
you’re used to gagging on him, sure, but this is different. you can feel the back of your throat bruising as he keeps up his mean pace.
you can feel it building, the thickness rising in your throat that can’t be pushed down. you cough and choke around him as you try to push him off, desperate to pull away before you humiliate yourself.
of course Rafe isn’t going to let that happen, and so he pushes your head down further. he hadn’t gone amiss to the visceral sounds coming from your throat. he knows as well as you what’s about to happen.
“shit baby— you ‘boutta puke on my cock? dirty fuckin’ girl.” he seethes the words out through gritted teeth, his fist tightening in your hair nearly painfully.
you gag again, desperately trying to hold back, but it does nothing, and you can’t help it. you cry and Rafe moans and the whole thing is an absolute mess.
you feel hot ropes of cum shoot down your throat, doing your best to swallow but of course you fail. the moment he lets you, you pull away, coughing and sputtering onto the mess that’s pooled in front of you.
“Rafe-” you clutch your stomach, still fighting to get enough air in your lungs. he kneels down to your level, lifting your chin up so you can look at him.
“are you good?” he raises his eyebrows, one hand resting on your shoulder. you nod, trying to wipe the tears away from your cheeks.
“I’m sorry,” you sniffle, wiping your mouth the best you can with the back of your hand “are you mad?”
he chuckles, “nah- nah that was uhh- I’m not gonna lie to you babe that was actually hot as fuck.”
“really?” you perk up slightly, because honestly, you agree, that was hot as fuck. Rafe nods, smirking again. “why don’t you go get cleaned up n’ then you can come bounce on my dick. let you get your fill, ‘kay?”
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cuteskunkz · 26 days
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One Night With You
~ Part 3 ~
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(Mike Schmidt x Reader)
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Summary~ The night starts to heat up between you and Mike after a few shots. 1.7k word count
Read part 1 & part 2 for context <3
Tags~ SMUTTT, pet names, olderbf! Mike (you're 20, he's 28), fem reader, public-ish sex, dominant Mike, submissive reader, creampie, drinking
Note~ I wrote this is a day!!???!!! Big shout out to my coworker Malachi who helped me with the direction of this fic! Heads up, I did minimal proofreading on this hoe bc it's deadass 3am and I have to be up in 5 hours for work (send help). I'm debating if I want to continue with this story so if you want me to update lemme know :33
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Mike signals over to the bartender to bring out more shots, holding up four fingers. He nods at him as he drops off the drinks. "How 'bout two more, hm? Since you're soo confident..." he teases, a hint of competitiveness in his voice.
You furrow your brows with determination, "Fine! Don't expect me to drag you home when you black out though!"
"You actually think 3 shots are gonna fuck me up that bad? You're hilarious" he chuckles as he tilts his glass towards you. You take the shots in unison and glare at each other, scanning for any reactions to the alcohol.
Mike hiccups finally giving you the opportunity to pester him. "Aww is it too much for you? Should we slow down?" you assert in a sarcastic and flirtatious voice.
He flutters his eyes trying his best to adjust to the intoxication, "You won't be laughing when I say that to you later tonight..." Mike says while holding back a laugh
You punch him in the arm and giggle, "Oh yeah?" You gulp back your third shot, immediately feeling the sense of relaxation hit. It's like all your problems and worries fade away into nothingness when you drink. You meet Mike's gaze, wanting to hear more about him. "So... what's up with you lately? If you're going to take me out, the least you can do is tell me a few of your secrets."
"I mean, life's been rough lately but... when isn't it, Y'know? It's one always one thing after another." You can hear the frustration in his voice as he swirls around his glass, avoiding eye contact. Mike looks around the bar and then down at your hands.
"Yeah... I know. My fucking job blows and all I want to do is just- start fresh... no more late nights working my ass off just to miss rent again." The drunken state you're in is allowing your emotions to spill out with no hesitation.
"Believe me I'm in the same boat. I mean..." he sighs and rubs his temples. "I work as security for an abandoned pizzeria like....it's fucking abandoned! What am I actually securing dude!" Mike buries his face in his hands, feeling insane for working such a dead end job. "There's people my age with degrees and real accomplishments under their belt and what am I doing? Wasting my life days at a time for shit hours and pay."
You grab his hand and hold it tight. "Mike... I'm literally a stripper... I'm in no place to judge" you say in an attempt to lighten the mood and smile at him. "We do what we do for a reason, right? To keep a roof over our heads... and to go out drinking!" He chuckles at your words and takes a deep breath.
"Yeah...." Mike grips your hand tighter and wets his lips before speaking, "You wanna take a walk?"
"Sure! Fresh air won't hurt." He holds your hand to help you out of the booth and guides you to the parking lot. With it being a small town it, isn't so crowded out. Cars occasionally pass by as the warm breeze cools you both down. You look up at the night sky, amazed by the twinkling stars. Mike stares at you longingly and smirks. He can't think back to the last time a girl made him feel the way he does right now
"Isn't it so beautiful, Mike?" you say while gazing at the stars.
"Yeah.... definitely" he responds still taking in your features. His chest tightens and thoughts begin to race in his head. Mike didn't want to ruin the moment by taking things too fast but god did you look breathtaking right now. "So beautiful..."
You peer down at him and notice he hadn't looked up once and was fully referring to you. This causes a pink color to rush across your cheeks and you move closer to him. He caresses your cheek and plays with a strand of your hair. "Y-you... you don't have a boyfriend, right?"
You seductively respond back at him, "You want to change that, sir?" Mike swiftly wraps his hand around the back of your neck to bring you in to meet his lips. His kiss is hungry for more, clearly desperate for your embrace. He's completely given up on taking it slow.
You pull away and look up at him, your eyes glassy from the drinks. The lip gloss you wore transferred onto his lips. "You sure about this? I know we were drinking and I don't want-"
"Mike..." you roll your eyes at him, wanting him to take control.
"I just don't want to be too rough on you... or ruin my chance with you." he says in a low voice.
"All that flirting earlier and you're backing out now? Don't you want to..." you pout at him playfully, "teach me a lesson for going out with strangers?" A little giggle escapes you when suddenly you're grabbed by the wrist and dragged to the alley next to the bar.
"Do you want this? Yes or no. No bullshit, tell me now." he exclaims as you're backed up against the wall, him towering over you.
"Y-yes sir I do..."
He reaches his hand up your skirt and feels up and down your lacy panties. "You wore these for me, hm?"
"Y-yeah I did... Do you like them?"
"Of course I do sweetheart. Very kind of you to do that for me" He starts pulling them to the side, eager to feel your arousal. He slips his finger in to rub small circles with your wetness. "All that from some kisses? What an eager little girl, so adorable"
"I really like you- that's all!" You're not sure why Mike is making you feel this shy and bashful. You'd like to think you're very dominating towards men due to your profession but he's proving this to be false very quickly.
He grabs you by your chin, forcing you to look him in the eyes and speaks. "Promise me that if at any point you feel uncomfortable or want to stop, you'll tell me...okay?"
You mumble this promise over and over again while feeling up on him through his jeans, your excitement for what's to come literally dripping out of you.
"That's a good girl. You're an amazing listener, do you know that? Keep it up, kiddo" he teases. He turns you around to face the brick wall and pushes your skirt up. "You ready for me?"
You nod your head quickly, overcome with passion.
"Use your words, pretty girl. You can do it."
"Yes... I'm ready, I promise!"
"Yes, who?" Mike says in a commanding manner.
"Yes, sir..." Your legs tremble uncontrollably and your breath accelerates, something about the thrill of possibly being caught is turning up the heat.
He slowly pushes into you, letting you adjust to his cock. "Theeere we go... How does that feel, babygirl?" He bottoms out, his tip kissing your cervix ever so slightly.
"It's g-good sir... feels good" The euphoria from the shots and his length are sure to collaborate with each other in your body.
Mike starts to thrust slowly, using your hips as leverage. Small whimpers and moans slip out of you. "I bet it does... You're so tight around me... I seriously don't know how you're not taken already... A pretty girl with a tight pussy like this should be fuckin' married by now."
He pounds into your cunt harder almost as if he's mad at you for being single. The sound of skin on skin fills the dark alley. Your eyes roll backwards when he hits your sweet spot repeatedly, pushing you closer to the edge of breaking. "Sir p-please... can't go for much longer... S'too much" you beg.
"You can take more, I know you can. Hang in there for me, okay? He says this in such a genuine way, it's only making you fall for him more. You're really hoping this isn't a one night stand situation.
He grunts and moves his hands around your neck, putting you into pretty much a headlock. His cock throbs violently in you, threatening to release soon. "Fuuckk I needed this..." You arch your back against him allowing for your g-spot to be avoided as to not cum quickly.
He instantly noticed this shift and pulls you back up, "You wanted this, don't run now..." There's a hint of condescension in his words. You moan loudly when he juts harshly into your poor pussy, leaking with fervor.
"Can you stay quiet for me baby? Just a little longer, okay? We can't have people finding us out here, right?"
"B-but sir-"
"No buts princess... That's a direction. What happened to my good little listener?"
You pout and bite your lip to hold in the moans begging to topple out of you. Only small whimpers and whines allowed you remind yourself mentally as he continues on. He purposely rubs on your spot with his thick cock and sneaks a hand down to toy with your swollen clit, guaranteeing to make you cum any second.
"M'gonna... gonna cum... Mike please!!!"
"Cum on my cock like a good girl, baby. You deserve it after all..." You quiver and whimper as you reach your limit, your pussy clenching down onto his member. You squirt from the stimulation, dripping down on your legs and leaving a wet spot on his jeans. Mike's thrusts get sloppier and his moans get heavier simultaneously.
"Y-you're on the pill, r-right?" You nod aggressively with his hand over your mouth to block your screams of pleasure. "G-good... gonna ffuckin' cum inside- shit... fucccckk...." He pumps all his cum into you, whining into your ear. He keeps his cock stuffed inside your hole so he can catch his breath.
"You did very very well baby.... I'm proud of you" he says while stroking your hair. When he pulls out, little drips of cum leak down your thighs. Mike pulls your panties back into place and pats you on the head. "Ready to head home, little one?"
You turn around to face him and smile from being fully fucked out and cockdrunk. "Cooould I... come home with you maybe?"
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spoonsock · 10 months
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Starbucks love
Gwen Stacy x reader
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Synopsis: Ever wondered what would the one and only Spider Gwen order from Starbucks? Me neither but take this anyway.
Warnings: Idk none I think. Not proofread. Writing this at 2am no joke what is wrong with me. Also DUDE. This is kinda similar to Intruder like wtf am I really that not creative. 😭
Also, fun fact, I’ve never been to Starbucks so if I got something wrong pls lemme know.
You didn’t really mind having a part time job at Starbucks. It wasn’t that bad. All you had to do was take orders, make them, write names on cups with your best handwriting. Sometimes kick customers out. Sometimes maybe serve Spider-woman.
Yup that’s right. It all started yesterday.
It was supposed to be a normal day. You clocked in early and mentally prepared yourself for what awaits you ‘cause you never know what might happen. God, what a good decision it was to say a few positive words before the day started.
Around 10 AM, the shop is not even that filled with people yet, three guys barge in, all of them with a gun in their hands. One of them points the gun at you and then at the register, while the other two guys walk around the people sitting at their tables.
“You empty that thing right now or Imma blow your brains out”. The guy says pointing a gun at your face and you freeze. You don’t move an inch, just stare right at him. Your eyes are not wide, you are not hyperventilating or anything. You are panicking, but not showing any signs of it.
The more you stare at the guy, the more impatient he grows. “What are you? Deaf? I’ll fucking kill you if you don’t take the damn money out this fucking moment”.
As soon as he finishes his sentence, the door of the shop slams open and (literally) twirling in comes, the one and only, Spider-woman. The armed men immediately turn to her and point their guns, but she slouches and puts her hands on her hips, looking at them unfazed.
“Seriously, you guys aren’t gonna make this easy for me, are you?”, Gwen asks and receives no answer. “…Alright then”
Before you can even blink, she hits one of the guys in the face, grabbing his gun and throwing it at the other guy. You watch as the the third guy tries to throw a punch at her face but narrowly misses and she succeeds to grab his arm and twist it, before kicking him in the stomach. She easily webs all three of the unconscious men up and the people from the shop clap. She bows jokingly and makes her way over to you.
“Hey, you okay? They didn’t take any money, did they?”, she asks but you are unable to answer. When the masked guy pointed the gun at your face, it triggered something in you. Pushed an “off” button in your brain and turned everything into blurry stop-motion pictures.
For the record, you’ve never been held at gunpoint. Well, until that day, but you hoped it was the first and last time. You didn’t know why it caused you to act like that. To just freeze and zone out. I mean any normal person would start sweating and fearing for their life, visibly shaking or something but you? It turned you off.
Whatever. Whatever it was, you zoned back into reality when you saw a white hand move in front of your face.
“Helloooo? Earth to..”, Gwen stopped and squinted to read from your name tag. “Y/N? Earth to Y/N! You there?”
You quickly took in your surroundings before pulling yourself together and nodding. “Yeah yeah, I’m. I’m fine. Everything is fine. Thank you. For helping. And for asking. I’m fine”, you stumbled across your words and even behind her mask, you could see Spider-woman hesitantly furrowing her brows at you. She didn’t believe you, obviously. You were a terrible liar.
“Riiiighht, well I’m gonna go then”, she stretched out her words before slowly turning around, picking the masked, armed guys off of the floor and exiting the shop.
Honestly, you thought that was going to be your last encounter, but oh boy, you were wrong.
Because she came back in the very next day.
“Oh, hello?”
“Hi”
“I didn’t really see any thieves or villains in our shop today, but uh, how may I help you?”, you ask, unsure of what was she here for, kinda scared that something bad might happen soon and she’s just there to try to prevent it.
“Uhhh actually I came to see you. A-and to get a vanilla latte. And a chocolate chip cookie. But I’m mostly here to see you”, you felt your cheeks heat up at her words. The famous friendly neighbourhood superhero, Spider-woman, came in Starbucks in which you worked just to see you. Strange.
“Um. Okay.”, you didn’t really know what to say to that. What do you even say in a situation like that??
“Soo, hi. Are you okay? You uh didn’t really look the best yesterday? I-I mean you can’t really look the best after being held at gunpoint anyway. Not that you look bad! You don’t! It’s just that, it must have been traumatic, obviously. Not just for you, I guess for everyone in the shop but-“
“I’m okay”, you decided to stop her rambling. “Thanks for checking”, you gave her a shy smile and she smiled back, you guess, but didn’t say anything. You two just stood there, in comfortable silence, until someone coughed behind the masked superhero and tapped their foot on the ground impatiently.
“O-oh um you uh are you going to order orrrrr….?”, you asked, remembering suddenly that you were at work. Where you are supposed to do your work.
“Oh ah yeah I-I’ll have uuuuuuuuhhh a short vanilla latte and a chocolate chip cookie. Please.”
“You’re seriously going to order the most basic white girl drink?”, you chuckled before you’re eyes widened. “NO. Please tell me I didn’t say that out loud”, you thought. But judging by the silence you were met with and the “o_0 expression” (if you could call it that) your friendly neighbor super hero held, you were wrong. “Oh fudge”, you furrowed your eyebrows before giving her the most sympathetic look you could make.
“I did not mean to say that I am SO sorry. I mean I didn’t even mean to think that it just kinda came outta nowhere, I’ve never said anything like that out loud ever. Or not out loud. I’ve never even thought something like that, honest! I seriously don’t have any idea where this came from I mean I would never ever guess your race- it’s none of my business! And it’s not like race has anything to do with the goddarn drink. It’s a drink! Anyone can order it! I have no say in that and I am SOO-“
“IT’S OKAY”, this time, Gwen interrupted your rambling (finally, it seemed like you could go on and on), “you can uhhh make up for it by, I dunno, maybe, givingmeyournumber?”, she was nervous, but you were oblivious unfortunately.
“Oh. OH YEAH I can do that..I’ll just go get your drink. And you cookie”, your ass has never left a place so fast. “SPIDER WOMAN. WANTS. MY NUMBER”, you squealed in your head while preparing her order.
You returned to her in a few minutes, a cup in one hand and a cookie in the other. “For here or do you want me to put it in a bag?”
“Can you put just the cookie in the bag?”, Gwen asked shyly and you nodded packing the cookie in the paper bag. Taking a sharpie that stood on your side of the counter, you wrote on her cup of latte “For Spidey ♡ by Y/N”, scribbling your phone number underneath and handing the bag and the cup to her.
“Thank you for your visit. Enjoy!”, you said what you always say to your customers and she jokingly gave you a two finger salute, turning around and exiting the shop.
The whole day after her visit, you’d check your phone every two seconds waiting for her text. At this point, you were already at home, watching a movie you picked out randomly to distract you from constantly glancing at your phone. Unfortunately, you were a person who constantly keeps their sound off and the movie actually intrigued you to the point you somehow forgot about the happenings of yesterday and today, at least until the movie ended.
And then it hit you.
You opened your phone to see four new notifications from unknown. FROM AN HOUR AGO.
You could barely contain your excitement. Spider woman. Asked you. For your number. She had your number. And she texted you. You have Spider woman’s number. And you’re about to answer to her texts. Holy quack.
Unknown
Today 20:14
hey, this is spider woman
wow that felt weird to write hahah
anyway thank you for the drink
and your number
You smiled at your phone. Who would’ve thought that she would be so awkward while texting.
Unbeknownst to you, an hour ago, Gwen was panicking hard. At first she didn’t know what to say. She spent 10 minutes just writing and then deleting and writing and deleting words. Eventually, she decided to muster up the courage and send whatever first came to mind.
The moment she clicked on the “send” button, she regretted it. Then she sent another message, to try to fix the situation she put herself in. Only to realize she is just digging her grave deeper. Before she knew it, she sent you four messages, then threw her phone as far away as possible without damaging it too much, to stop herself from sending another text in attempt to “fix the previous”. She grabbed her mask and pulled it over her head, hiding her face from no one in particular.
After a few minutes, she heard a ding from across the room and scrambled from her bed quickly, tangling herself in the covers, getting her leg stuck in them and managing to fall face first on the floor.
Groaning, she reached for her phone from the very position she fell into, expecting to see a text back from you.
“Iphone storage full” was the only notification she received. Gwen placed the phone to where it was, continuing to lay on her bedroom floor with her Spider mask on.
“This is going to be a long night”
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dirtysvthoughts · 1 year
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hi !! for the time stamp event, could i please request prompt 55 and 80 with jeonghan or wonwoo if that’s okay with you ? thank you sm <3
dirtysvthoughts hits 100 followers!
a/n: decided to make this one for wonwoo since i did get a lot of jh requests previously! i hope that’s okay anon! 🤍 also we’re not gonna question kenny on why she always does bratty! reader x wonwoo (which probably stems from a personal desire to have wonwoo blow her back out after testing his patience 🙃)
tags/warnings: hard dom!-ish (?) wonwoo, female! reader, bratty! reader, boyfriend! wonwoo, vibrator usage, petnames (daddy, my dear, sir, baby girl), reader is defiant AF y’all, so bold if you will, oral panty stuffing (?) y’all idk how to explain it lol, but it’ll make sense when you read dsjdjdjdj, i keep writing absolute filth IM SICK 🥹
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55. “i think i like you better with a gag in your mouth.”
80. “want me to give it back? make me.”
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you lay sprawled out on your bed, no comforter, blanket, or duvet to cover up what you were doing to yourself.
“mmmm, w-wonwoo..” you moan out your boyfriend’s name, your eyes tightly shut trying to picture him on top of you. you had your vibrator pleasuring you underneath your lace panties with one hand, and the other hand was on your breast, feeling your nipples perking up.
your boyfriend was out and about and wouldn’t be back home for a while, or so you thought. you were so focused on your own pleasure that you didn’t even hear your apartment door open or keys jangling.
“baby, i’m back,” you hear your boyfriend say from outside your room, but before you could toss your vibrator to the other side of the room, wonwoo opens the door revealing your beautifully fucked-out state to his surprised, yet intrigued eyes.
“w-wonwoo! uh, y-you’re back early,” you try and feign a normal voice, but you knew you weren’t fooling him. he really wasn’t supposed to be back for a while, you think to yourself. what could’ve brought him back ahead of schedule?
“i am.. and i see that a certain someone couldn’t wait until i got back to get her pussy filled,” he crosses his arms and smirks at you.
“well, what do you expect me to do when you’re not here? the temptation-“
“i expect you to follow the rules we have established.. so tell me what rule did you just break?”
you roll your eyes and stay quiet, fiddling with the vibrator that was still in your hands.
“i’m waiting,” he says refusing to break eye contact with you. “don’t touch myself unless i have sir’s permission,” you say quietly but enough for him to hear.
“so if that’s the rule, then why do i see a vibrator in your hands?” he slowly approaches you and sits on the edge of the bed, desire and lust in his eyes.
he takes the vibrator from your hands and you daringly try to take it back. “i wasn’t done you know! lemme finish with that and then i’ll get back to you,” you say trying to gain the item back.
he’s amazed at how defiant you were being today. as much as we wanted to change your attitude, this side of you was always a turn on for him. “heh, want me to give it back? make me.”
the second you try to take the vibrator from him again, he pins both your arms to the bed, causing the vibrator to fall to the floor, becoming quickly forgotten.
“oooh, baby girl,” wonwoo chuckles into your ear as he lays on top of you. you might never admit it, but his deep voice when he whispers always affects you to your core. “you’re so in for it now.”
he roughly kisses your neck, feeling his teeth leaving hickeys into the sides. you push his head in deeper, moaning when the lower parts of your bodies begin to make contact with each other.
“f-fuck, w-wonwoo, i-”
“that’s not my name, baby girl,” he cuts you off. he couldn’t be serious right now.
“s-sir,” you fix your wording, barely getting it out now that he’s moved from your chest. he fondles your breasts as he pulls your shirt up, you help him out a little until he gets it off you and tosses it to the other side of the bedroom.
“that’s better,” he says, cockiness laced in his voice. he works on your lower body, taking off your lace panties and tearing them in the process.
“won- sir!” you exclaim, softly hitting his chest. “ugh, those were new!”
“and? you know i’ll buy you several new ones anyway.”
he continues to play with your breast, but a familiar sensation creeps up and you can’t contain the loud moan you let out.
“you can never get enough of my hands, can’t you my dear?” he laughs, clearly enjoying how frazzled you are. two of his fingers were pushing in and out of you at such a delicate, yet somehow fast pace. you continue to call out of him, extremely sensitive even by the slightest touch.
and normally, wonwoo loves hearing you moan for him, but since you were disobedient, he had to punish you. “bad girls never go unpunished,” he told you once when he caught you touching yourself in the shower and he told you to wait for him.
he finds one half of your torn panties in the comforter, and stuffs it in your mouth. you nearly gag at the feeling of the cloth in between your teeth, eyes blown wide open at how rough wonwoo was being with you today.
“hmph, i see that look in your eyes,” he says as he kisses you from your forehead down to your neck. “this is your punishment, baby girl - you’re gonna be so quiet, the only thing i wanna hear my skin slapping against yours. do you understand me?”
you nod furiously, in hopes that if you follow his directions, the quicker you’d get to make noise again.
he takes of his shirt, followed by his pants, and then he takes his dick out of his boxers, his tip hard and oh so delicious. you whine against the panties still stuffed in your mouth. you had to get him inside of you now.
“besides, i think i like you better with a gag in your mouth,” he smirks as he aligns and enters inside of you in what would be a long night and a sore morning.
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dr4kenlvr · 1 year
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𝐃𝐀𝐓𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐊𝐄𝐍 "𝐃𝐑𝐀𝐊𝐄𝐍" 𝐑𝐘𝐔𝐆𝐔𝐉𝐈
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draken x gn!reader - fluff (0.7k+)
request: hi nana, how are you doing today? i was going through draken x reader tag and saw your recent work and ofc i liked it. i just wanted to ask if you would like to share some of your headcanons for draken. i really miss him and i wanna talk about him.
nana's note: hi so i really said fuck it and wrote a whole draken as ur bf post because 1, i can't believe i haven't yet??? and 2, i too miss draken and want to talk about him 24/7 so i hope the long wait was worth it!!
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every second i am alive i pray that i will find a man like draken because no one can tell me otherwise, that he would be the absolute perfect boyfriend of the whole tokyo rev. cast
no one can change my mind !!!!
draken puts his blood, sweat and tears into yours’ and his relationship—to make sure you’re as happy and content as you deserve
he wouldn’t dare to ever make you upset, and in the off chance you two have arguments (because healthy relationship include disagreements at times), draken is the world’s greatest listener and is so extremely empathetic for you
mornings with him start off amazing; he’s up and dressed, chuckling at your sleepy state as you groggily tell him “good mornin’” - he presses a sweet kiss to your cheek, urging you to get out of bed and get ready for the day
he’s always making sure you are taking good care of yourself—that could be in the form of him making or buying you a breakfast, helping you study your notes, reminding you to take breaks, and ensuring you sleep full hours
nothing worse than seeing his baby tired—but he’ll let you nap in the break room at his shop if you’re feeling particularly exhausted that day (aka me everyday)
draken loves to indulge in your hobbies the way you show interest in his by being next to him in the shop all week
if you like to read, he’ll dedicate nights in bed to read with you or listen to you read as you lay atop of him - his chest heaves gently and he always catches himself falling asleep to the sound of your voice
maybe you like to draw? draken will help you find reference photos on pinterest and create folders dedicated to things he’d think you’d like
if you’re lucky he might even pose for you! but don’t tell him, he’ll get shy heheh (wait till he finds out about your candid drawings of him)
if you’re into fashion, draken will always try to fit some time into his schedule to take you out to the mall
sometimes his friends tag along and it’s just a big happy hang out <3!! gahhh it would be so lively
y'all going in and out of familiar and new stores until you have a huge smile on your face at the items he’s purchased for you
oh draken just loves to spoil u
but you love to spoil him just as much—taking care of him is probably your real favourite hobby (LMAO)
“kenny! come here, lemme brush your hair!” is what he hears every single time he comes out of the shower
“coming!” and he’s greeted with your excited face, a hairbrush in your hand and a blow dryer in the other - it makes ken so so loved to see you so happy over something this mundane
you two love to spend quality time together doing absolutely anything, because to draken, anything with you is so much better and worth it
he loves it when you braid his hair and always find himself unconsciously boasting about it to his friends - nothing extra (like ran), 
“y/n did my hair this morning you know.”
“yeah i know because that’s like the 40th fucking time you’ve mentioned it, man.” -baji, he is so done with draken and his cute significant other
MAKES HIS SKIN ITCH FR
“my braid is more intact today, do you think it’s ‘cause y/n did it?”
“??? i don’t know ???” - chifuyu, also is tired of draken and your’s cute relationship
ONCE TOLD DRAKEN THAT YOU TWO REMIND HIM OF A SHOUJO COUPLE IN A MANGA HE ONCE READ LMAOOOO
has a tendency to baby you every now and then, he think it stems from his relationship with mikey - he’s just so used to taking care of others, that being taken care of by you is a nice change
he’ll buy you any snacks that you’re craving for, it literally does not matter when or where you guys are
he somehow finds a way LMAO
has you saved as his lockscreen and his gallery has a folder full of photos of you
draken also dedicates a wall in his room just for you - photographs, gifts, trinkets, and a drawer underneath full of clothes that you can wear when you stay over <3
(holy fuck im gonna cry and shit myself i love him so much guys)
anyways; draken ∞/10 boyfriend i wholeheartedly recommend everyone fall in love with him and join the crew
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taglist: @dai-tsukki-desu @kazuhoya @gwynsapphire @sscarchiyo @reiners-milkbiddies @smileyswifeyy @bontensimp-blog @thisbicc @megumisemo (send me an ask or dm to be added!)
reblogs and comments are very appreciated!
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inventedfangirling · 9 months
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bad buddy fandom getting-to-know-you meme!
ah finally after a gazillion years i've been able to get around to doing this after being tagged by the ever sweet @fiercynn , so lemme straightaway get down to it.
note: i consider "fanworks" to pretty much everything people create related to a fandom, including but not limited to meta/analysis/discussion, gifs, fanvids/edits/fancams, filk, fanart, fanfic, fan food, fan crafts, etc.
name and whatever you want to share about yourself
hello there, i'm a 24 year old gray-ace panromantic desi on the romance positive end of the arospec (im still undergoing the wonderful but also often difficult and long journey of discovering myself so this is subject to change :3), i prefer going by my username so i'm not sharing my name.
when did you watch bad buddy/join the fandom?
i watched bad buddy exactly 3 months ago on the 15th of May, 2023. i watched all the episodes all on the same day and i know the date because after finishing the show i sent a 7 minute long audio note gushing about the show to my best friend. i ADORED it that much. and that's where all of this started. i loved the show so much and the lack of people i knew irl who were interested meant i had to find other people in the fandom to freak out with. i kept posting one after another favourite bad buddy edit of mine on my twitter page, gushing about it, but i got barely any response and that's when i reminded myself that tumblr exists and i should get back on here. and that's how i made this account 2 weeks after i watched the show and voila here i am surrounded by people who are as crazy about the show as i am and i couldn't be more delighted about it :')
favorite ship(s)
patpran and inkpa ofc
favorite character(s)
i love pat with all my heart, the man he ends up becoming along the course of the show is one of my most favorite portrayals of any man ever BUT pran is my actual favorite, he is my baby, (somehow both) my elder and younger brother and my best friend and he has my whole heart. his love, his hesitance, his anxiety, his bravery, his dimples, his FOREHEAD, his striped shirts, his precious heart i would DIE for him no questions asked.
favorite episode(s)
episode 11. each segment had something for the heart, i adored every single second of it...the sheer volume of beaut quotes from this episode is mind blowing! ("being with you already feels like freedom", "i can be anywhere as long as i have you", "we have been happier a lot too", "thankyou for trying to make a silly guy like me happy..." "i wrote this song for him", "one man can't change the world, but this world can't change me too"), and the soft loving looks of adoration making me clutch my chest, but also there was the quintessential patpran banter and bad buddy humour and wisdom i LOVE this episode with all my heart.
episode 5 is perfection. it comes second for me, but that kiss will always be number 1 <3
favorite scene(s)
rooftop kiss, balcony phone call, episode 7 ending when pat comes to save the day and the play, episode 11 red shirts commitment expression scene, and the final credits and post credits scene
one thing you would change about the show if you could
i wished the gangs didnt bully eo or anybody else even in the beginning, i get it shows growth but still i wished that was shown differently. also i wish we got a conversation where they talk about the guitar. and while we're here i wish it was somehow longer, i could have watched ohmnanon be patpran for HOOOURS.
what are your some of your favorite fanworks made by other people?
traffic was slow for the crash years by @fiercynn aka the creator of this meme. i absolutely adored every single second of the fic. despite it giving me a WORLD of pain. all the pain made it more beautiful and everything was worth it in the end. like i said before you took a great thing and made it even better <3
every piece of art that @hereforlou comes up with. you are a GEM!
all of nanons gorgeous gifsets!!
same page video edit that even p'aof tweeted about. SO good.
enchanted (aka patpran's official song) and other patpran edits by this same SO very talented editor
mudhal nee mudivum nee - another beautiful edit but desi so its even better <3
this super clever edit of patpran to message in a bottle. it's an instant serotonin booster for me.
(if you create fanworks) what are your favorite fanworks that you’ve made?
you can hear it in the silence - bad buddy bet era fic (the only one i've written till now)
my bad buddy textposts collection
my pran and pat's growth posts
this post that took me 20 mins to write but is one of my fav things ive written about the show
my long treatise of bet era patpran that took me a week!
list of accounts (hopefully i haven't forgotten any) whose meta and analysis and brainrot i absolutely adore- @miscellar , @telomeke-bbs , @grapejuicegay , @aroceu, @dudeyuri, @dribs-and-drabbles, @dimplesandfierceeyes, @sharingfandoms, @waitmyturtles, @ranchthoughts, @lurkingteapot, @lurkingshan, @thegayneurodivergentagenda, @kenmakaashi, @absolutebl, @charthanry, @bengiyo, @mahuhumaling, @panickedbisexualwatchesbl, @jemmo, @patspran, @fiercynn, @midnightfreeway, @fierceeyesanddimples and a couple more im sure ive missed. it was {and continues to be} a pleasure reading their thoughts about the show (or any other show that we've mutually watched).
a song that makes you think of bbs (the ones in the show don’t count lol)
message in a bottle because of this edit
daylight cos of this edit
enchanted, because of the infinite edits we've got from it and if im not wrong pat ohm has acknowledged it too
and basically all other romantic songs in the history of romance i guess :3
alrighty then i think i'm done with this tag. this was a LOT of fun to compile <3
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hellfiremunsonn · 2 years
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Maple Syrup Kisses. Steve Harrington x Reader
Maple Syrup Kisses.
I do not allow my writing to be republished anywhere other than my own blog without my consent
Summary: "Hey! Can I request a cute morning fic of Steve and reader with lots of cuddles and maybe breakfast in bed? Thank you!!! <3"
(Requested)
18 + IF YOU ARE NOT 18 OR OLDER DO NOT READ OR INTERACT WITH MY WRITING. IT IS NOT INTENDED FOR MINORS. I AM NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR THE MEDIA YOU CONSUME.
Warnings: unprotected sex (Please always use protection), slight dom! Steve? Fem reader, m and f orgasm, sex in general, swearing, and idk anything else that needs to be tagged let me know!
Word count: 2018
(DID NOT PROOF READ SO IF THERE IS ANY MISTAKES LEMME KNOW)
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Steve warned me about the Summers in Indiana, but I almost didn't believe him. There was no way it could really get that hot right? As the second summer I was around for it indeed did not get any cooler than it did last year. It was probably five am and I wasn't sure if I had actually fallen asleep. I'm assuming I did because time passed suspiciously quick as the sun started to peak out into the sky, leaving Steves room a soft orange colour.
We were laying side by side in his bed, barely touching, only a pinkie sized space separating us. The fan at the end of his bed blowing air back fourth on our barely clothed bodies. Steve was shirtless and in his underwear, and I was in only a pair of underwear. Something I would have been self conscious of if everyone didn't have to literally save me from bleeding to death in the upside down. I remembered them cutting my clothes off me to get to my wounds and that I ended up pretty much naked laying across Steves kitchen table.
But now with Hawkins saved we melted next to each other in the heat. I sighed letting out a small giggle as a traced the thick scars across my stomach from that night.
Steve shifted next to me, turning to face me. "What are you laughing at?" He said quietly. Almost as if just the loudness of his voice would disrupt the air around us and make us even hotter.
"Did I wake you?"
"No I've been laying here for a while, I thought you were still asleep. What were you laughing at?" He asked again placing a hand on my cheek and rubbing his thumb back and fourth while I spoke.
"Just thinking about how I was practically naked on your kitchen table last year, when you guys had to stitch me up" I said motioning to my stomach. His warm hand slid across my stomach, feeling the scars.
"For a bunch of idiots who had never done it before I think we did a pretty good job" he stated, clearly proud of the three stitches he added himself before Nancy and Robin took over.
"Well it was obviously those three stitches you did that were the ones that kept me alive" I teased rolling onto my side to look at him.  
"I'm glad you can recognize good work when you see it" He winked, brushing the hair out of my face and tucking it behind my ear.
"I mean as long as you admit, that MY pillow fort was the better one"
"Oh no come on, did you see mine? It had a roof babe, and lights" He said raising his eyebrows.
"So did mine! You just can't accept the fact that you were beaten by a girl"
"Oh I've been beaten by women all through my life baby, and it's a privilege, but your fort sucked" He poked at my sides tickling me causing me to squirm against him while he pulled my back to his chest. His hot skin radiating against mine. "You're gunna make me sweaty again" I mumbled into the mattress.
"Yeah like we haven't been sweaty against each other before" he scoffed.
"Oh so romantic Harrington" I said attempting to worm my way out of his arms. "Steveeeee" I whined.
"Yes my love?" He said with that stupid teasing tone.
"I'm hungry, but if we cook anything in the house I think we might actually melt to death" Rolling over in his arms to face him again, my bare boobs squishing against my arm. He peppered light kisses along my shoulders, and collar bones. "What if we just have each other for breakfast?" He said with dark eyes, looking up at me through thick lashes. Grazing his lips across my chest, slowly moving me so I was flat on my back. My breathing hitched as he looked up at me again from between the valley of my breasts. "You gunna answer me pretty girl?" He asked still continuing his way down kissing my scars tenderly and frowning softly into them. I licked my lips regaining moisture to them. "Um I-" his hand trailed across my waist fingers sliding against the band of my underwear.
"Hmm?" He cooed into my skin. Heat began to engulf me, but different from the heat outside. Warmer, yet still making me shiver at his light touches. "I can't focus when you touch me like that" I breathed while raking my hands through his unkept hair.
"That's the point" He tugged lightly at the sides of my underwear and I instinctively lifted my hips as he pulled them off the rest of the way throwing them somewhere in his room for us to search for later. Kissing both my thighs and nipping at them slightly he crawled back up towards me, now hovering gently on top of me. Leaning down to kiss me he stopped just before his lips could touch mine, and when I tilted my head up to kiss him back he pulled away. I whined loudly. "Steve"
"Yeah baby?"
"Please touch me already" I said wiggling my hips under him slightly.
"Only cause you said please so nicely" and then his lips were back on mine. Needy wet and sloppy kisses, as if we had been apart from each other when we practically lived in each others arms.
Desperate for more I reached for the waistline of his boxers before Steves hands stopped me. "Can I at least make you cum first?" He chuckled. "I really don't care about cumming right now, I would really like it if you just fucked me"
Steves eyes darkened as he slid one hand around to the small of my back taking me with him as he rolled over, sitting up slightly so I was now straddling him. His thumb beginning to rub circles onto my clit and I shivered at his sudden touch. My hips rolled softly against his hard cock beneath me. Reaching for his waistband again, he didn't stop me when I slipped my hand into them grabbing him firmly and started jerking him slowly. A small groan emerging from his mouth as his head tilted back against his headboard. His mouth slightly agape, and his breathing picking up he looked down, grabbing onto my hips harshly with his other hand as he watched me grind against nothing, desperate for anything.  I was a whimpering mess under his touch, begging for a release I claimed I didn't care about only minutes before. "Baby" I whispered, leaning my forehead against his shoulder, grinding into his thumb for more. "Please" Whining my hips bucked as he removed his hand completely from me. "No" I cried.
"Stop whining c'mere" He said holding my hips so I would lean up onto my knees. Discarding his boxers he took his cock in his own hand, pumping it a few times before motioning for me to come closer. Inching forward on my knees I held onto his shoulders as he positioned the tip of him against me. Swiping himself against my arousal, lubricating his tip before instructing me to sink down on him. I did slowly, hissing as I felt him fill me out. No matter how often we had sex I always needed a minute to adjust. When my hips met his a breathy whimper left my lips and I felt Steves hand come up to cup my face. I leaned into his palm and kissed it sweetly and he hummed in response.
"How we doing pretty girl?" And he thrusted ever so slightly causing me to gasp out and grip his shoulder a little harder.
"F-fuck Steve" I said through gritted teeth.
"Want me to stop?" He teased knowing I absolutely did not want him to stop. I shook my head frantically and he chuckled lightly.
"Always so desperate huh?" His thumb caressing my cheek before sliding to the front of my mouth, pulling slightly at my bottom lip until I opened my mouth. Sticking my tongue out his thumb grazed it and I held it between my teeth before swirling my tongue around it. "Fuck this" Steve said and shifted abruptly slipping out of me quickly. "Hands and knees" He ordered. "Now"
With trembling limbs I got onto my hands and knees arching my back so my ass was high in the air. Earning a hard smack. I squealed and fell forward slightly but Steve pulled me back to him by my hips. Re-positioning himself against me he sunk his cock into me slowly and began thrusting. I felt my skin jiggle, and shake with each thrust. I moved my hips in rhythm with his my skin slapping against his.
"God you look so pretty when you fuck yourself on my cock like this" He praised. He leaned forward and lifted me up so my back was pressed against his chest and he reached forward to continue rubbing circles on my clit while he pounded into me roughly. It didn't take long until I could feel his thrusts become sloppy. "Fuck you're gunna make me cum"
"Cum in me" I moaned tilting my head back into his shoulder. With a few extra thrust he came loudly against my shoulder, his hot breath dampening the skin there. He stayed still but kept rubbing my clit until I was writhing against him. "Oh my god Steve"
"You close princess?"
"So close" I whined.
"Come on baby, cum for me I know you're right there" He encouraged. Seconds after the words left his mouth the burning I felt in the pit of my stomach began to spread like a while fire and I nearly toppled over when my orgasm finally hit. "That's it pretty girl"
I shook against him but he held me tightly so I wouldn't fall, cooing praises into my skin with small kisses. When my breathing finally slowed I leaned my head back forward and opened my eyes. "You did so well baby"
Steve eased himself out of me and I winced at the feeling, quick to lay on my back while he grabbed a towel and a small wash cloth that he damped with hot water. Tapping my knee so I would lift my hips he placed the towel under me, and laid the washcloth between my legs cupping me gently. I jerked at his touched but laughed, relaxing back into his pillows. "You're good at that" I said glancing at him.
"Good at what? Making you cum?"
"mmhmm"
"Well I would hope so, I've been dating you for a while now, I've learned all about your nooks and crannies" He said gesturing to my whole body with his fingers.
I laughed and covered my face. "Do not refer to my body parts as 'nooks and crannies!'"
"Nooks and crannies doesn't turn you on?" He said hovering over me again. A goofy smile plastered on his face.
"Not one bit Harrington"
He sighed a fake sigh of defeat and moved around his room gathering clothing items "You sure?" He asked raising an every brow.
"You test my patients everyday I swear" I threw a pillow at him which he dodged effortlessly.
"Alright, get your ass up, we're getting pancakes" Steve said, standing at the end of the bed, hands on his hips like a dad waiting for his children.
"Pancakes?"
He nodded and repeated "Pancakes"
We spent the rest of our morning in the cool air conditioned diner that was open 24 hours. Stealing maple syrup kisses and annoying each other until we decided to finally make our way back home. The air wasn't as hot as the day before so we had the windows down and the breeze blew my hair messily around my head. "We should get the kids over for a pool day" I said quietly, looking over at Steve. One hand on the wheel, one hand on my thigh. "Yeah they'd like that huh?" He said stealing a side glance at me. "We should grab water balloons so we can attack them when they show up"
"Now you're speaking my language (Y/L/N)!"
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digestionsack · 1 year
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Franz Ferdinand on Mike’s Playlist—Y’all This is Too Funny, They Need to Stop
Okay, remember how in my Mike’s playlist analysis posts I said that “Be Afraid” by Franz Ferdinand stumped me? Yeah, so I revisited it today and…
Wow.
Okay.
So, first of all, I don’t know how I didn’t get this before, but even though there are barely any lyrics, saying that the lyrics foreshadow Mike getting Vecna’d isn’t too much of a stretch. Here they are:
“Don't be afraid if you hear voices/Feel the sweet air spoken upon you/Dream again/Sometimes the sound of a thousand whispers”
We’ve talked about this before, but I’ll rehash it in my own words for the sake of context. “Hearing voices” could easily align with the Vecna visions, “dream” is a motif we see used on the playlist that I am currently going through (almost finished!) to reference hallucinogenics (a metaphor for Vecna’s visions) and generally a theme of “things aren’t what they seem.”
So yeah, I’d say these lyrics foreshadow Mike’s eventual Vecnafication. However, it’s still kind of vague on what will be the result of that Vecnafication, and the fact that this song is so short…kind of wigs me out. I think death for S5 Mike is fairly likely, considering the lyrics I’ve analyzed on this playlist and the death tags you all have found. However, whether or not he’ll come back has been left kind of vague…freaky. I personally think that he will, but this still scares me.
I honestly should have stuck this right on the “Holy Shit” list—not because of the song, but because of the artist.
Well…sort of. When I first went back to revisit this song, I was only looking for the lyrics to THIS PARTICULAR SONG. And the lyrics did provide a lot of information. But the real meat of why this song choice is currently blowing my mind is not because of the lyrics, but because of the other songs the artist has created. Lemme give you a list. There are…several interesting ones.
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“Lucid Dreams (2009)”
“Michael (2004)”
Miss me with that shit. Please.
Now, the fact that these songs are next to each other is due to alphabetization and not symbolic meaning left for Stranger Things fans, but I just think that little detail is neat.
And…HOW can we say that Franz Ferdinand having a song called “Michael” and then a song by that artist being on his playlist is a coincidence? Answer: WE CAN’T. BECAUSE IT’S NOT. And an artist who has also given us song name gems such as:
“Lucid Dreams”
“Always Ascending”
“Demagogue”
“Dream Again”
“Evil Eye”
And more.
Seriously? You expect me to believe that the creators didn’t see this? The Duffers? The Running-Up-That-Hill-can-be-abbreviated-to-RUTH-and-so-the-Nina-Project-will-be-in-Ruth-Nevada-and-the-fake-name-Nancy-uses-to-talk-to-Creel-right-before-she-and-Robin-realize-that-music-can-help-Max-will-be-Ruth-as-well Duffers?
Yeah. No.
BUT. FRIENDS. THIS ISN’T EVEN THE FUNNIEST PART.
“So,” you say, “there’s a song called ‘Michael.’ Interesting, but all in all, big whoop. Unless the lyrics say something interesting, we can’t really use this.”
DON’T WORRY, MY FRIENDS. INTERESTING LYRICS COMING YOUR WAY.
…sort of. The lyrics aren’t exactly too appropriate, and I don’t know where your guy’s comfort level is at, so I’ll just link them here. If you don’t feel comfortable reading the lyrics, here’s a summary from Wikipedia:
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In short: It’s super gay.
Like, no beating around the bush here. No inexplicit subtext that can be twisted about. This song is almost SMALLTOWN BOY LEVELS OF GAY. (Although, that’s up to your personal opinion.)
Gee, guys, I just…*takes off tin foil hat to run hand through hair* I just don’t know. Am I crazy? Delusional? Loosing my marbles? I mean, could it just be a coincidence that the very last song of Mike’s playlist happened to be both foreshadowing his Vecnafication in S5 AND created by an artist that also had a song that literally shared his name that, objectively, reaches almost “Smalltown Boy” levels of gayness? Am I crazy? Or does this mean something…
You decide.
Again, at this point, someone may have pointed this out already. Like, probably back in 2017. I know I’m late to the playlist party. But this song is just way too much.
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donttalkaboutmemes · 2 years
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The Little Mermaid (1989) Sentence Meme
Under the cut you will find 130+ sentences from the 1989 version of The Little Mermaid to use for your enjoyment!  
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1.      “Isn’t this great? The salty sea air, the wind blowing in your face. A perfect day to be at sea!”
2.      “Thought every good sailor knew about him.”
3.      “Merpeople? Pay no attention to this nautical nonsense.”
4.      “It ain’t nonsense, it’s the truth! I’m telling you down in the depths of the ocean they live!”
5.      “I’m really looking forward to this performance.”
6.      “This will be the first concert I have ever conducted.”
7.      “She has the most beautiful voice. If only she’d show up for rehearsals once in a while.”
8.      “You know I can’t swim that fast.”
9.      “There it is. Isn’t it fantastic?”
10.   “You’re not getting cold fins now, are you?”
11.   “I’m going inside. You can just stay here and watch for sharks.”
12.   “Do you really think there might be sharks around here?”
13.   “Don’t be such a guppy.”
14.   “Oh my gosh! Have you ever seen anything so wonderful in your entire life?”
15.   “Will you relax? Nothing is going to happen.”
16.   “Whoa! Mermaid off the port bow!”
17.   “Human stuff, huh? Hey, lemme see.”
18.   “It’s a dinglehopper!”
19.   “This I haven’t seen in years! This is wonderful!”
20.   “Oh my gosh, my father’s gonna kill me!”
21.   “Hurry home, princess. We wouldn’t want to miss old daddy’s celebration, now would we?”
22.   “In my day, we had fantastical feasts when I lived in the palace. And now look at me! Wasted away to practically nothing, banished and exiled.”
23.   “I’ll give ‘em something to celebrate soon enough.”
24.   “I want you to keep an extra close watch on this pretty little daughter of his. She may be the king to his undoing.”
25.   “I just don’t know what we’re going to do with you, young lady.”
26.   “This concert was to be the pinnacle of my distinguished career!”
27.   “Thanks to you I am the laughing stock of the entire kingdom!”
28.   “You went to the surface again, didn’t you? Didn’t you?!”
29.   “How many times must we go through this? You could’ve been seen by one of those barbarians, by one of those humans!”
30.   “Do you think I want to see my youngest daughter snared by some fish-eaters hook?”
31.   “I’m sixteen years old! I’m not a child anymore!”
32.   “Don’t you take that tone of voice with me, young lady!”
33.   “As long as you live under my ocean, you’ll obey my rules.”
34.   “I am never, never to hear you going to the surface again. Is that clear?”
35.   “Teenagers, they think they know everything. You give them an inch, they swim all over you.”
36.   “How do I get myself into these situations? I should be writing symphonies, not tagging along after some headstrong teenager.”
37.   “If only I could make him understand…”
38.   “I don’t see how a world that makes such wonderful things could be bad.”
39.   “Hey there, sweetie! Quite a show, eh?”
40.   “Be quiet! They’ll hear you!”
41.   “I’ve never seen a human this close before.”
42.   “He’s very handsome, isn’t he?”
43.   “He looks kinda hairy and slobbery to me.”
44.   “I had hoped it would be a wedding present.”
45.   “It isn’t me alone. The entire kingdom wants to see you happily settled down with the right girl.”
46.   “She’s out there somewhere. I just haven’t found her yet.”
47.   “When I find her, I’ll know without a doubt. It’ll just- bam!- hit me. Like lightning.”
48.   “Is he dead?”
49.   “I…I can’t make out a heartbeat.”
50.   “A girl rescued me. She was singing. She had the most beautiful voice.”
51.   “I think you’ve swallowed a bit too much seawater.”
52.   “The sea king will never know. You won’t tell him. I won’t tell him.”
53.   “It’s too easy! The child is in love with a human. And not just any human- a prince!”
54.   “Dear, time to come out. You’ve been in there all morning.”
55.   “So far, so good. I don’t think the king knows, but it will not be easy keeping something like this a secret for long.”
56.   “I gotta see him again. Tonight!”
57.   “Will you get your head out of the clouds and back in the water where it belongs!”
58.   “The human world, it’s a mess.”
59.   “Life under the sea is better than anything they got up there.”
60.   “Somebody’s got to nail that girls fins to the floor.”
61.   “I’ve been looking all over for you. I’ve got an urgent message from the king.”
62.   “Who could the lucky merman be?”
63.   “I told her to stay away from humans. They are bad. They are trouble.”
64.   “Humans? What about humans?”
65.   “Humans? Who say anything about humans?”
66.   “It looks just like him. It even has his eyes.”
67.   “Run away with you? This is all so- so sudden.”
68.   “I consider myself a reasonable merman.”
69.   “I set certain rules and I expect those rules to be followed.”
70.   “Is it true you rescued a human from drowning?”
71.   “Contact between the human world and the merworld is strictly forbidden. You know that! Everyone knows that!”
72.   “One less human to worry about!”
73.   “Have you lost your senses completely? He’s a human! You’re a mermaid!”
74.   “I am going to get through to you, and if this is the only way, so be it.”
75.   “She’s a demon! She’s a monster!”
76.   “Why don’t you go tell my father? You’re good at that.”
77.   “Come in, come in, my child. We mustn’t lurk in doorways, it’s rude. One might question your upbringing.”
78.   “You’re here because you have a thing for this human. This, er, prince fellow. Not that I blame you. He is quite a catch, isn’t he?”
79.   “The only way to get what you want is to become a human yourself.”
80.   “My dear, sweet child. That’s what I do. It’s what I live for.”
81.   “Here’s the deal. I will make you a potion that will turn you into a human for three days. Got that? Three days.”
82.   “Before the sun sets on the third day, you’ve got to get dear ol’ princey to fall in love with you.”
83.   “If he does kiss you before the sun sets on the third day, you’ll remain human. Permanently.”
84.   “If I become human, I’ll never be with my father or sisters again.”
85.   “Life’s full of tough choices, innit?”
86.   “There is one more thing. We haven’t discussed the subject of payment. You can’t get something for nothing, you know.”
87.   “I’m not asking much. Just a token, really. A trifle.”
88.   “What I want from you is your voice.”
89.   “Don’t underestimate the importance of body language!”
90.   “That voice. I can’t get it out of my head.”
91.   “She’s gotta make the prince fall in love with her. And he’s gotta k…he’s gotta kiss her.”
92.   “Boy, what a soft-shell I’m turning out to be.”
93.   “If you wanna be a human, the first thing you gotta do is dress like one.”
94.   “You seem very familiar to me. Have we met?”
95.   “I knew it! You’re the one I’ve been looking for!”
96.   “Gee, you must have really been through something. Don’t worry, I’ll help you.”
97.   “Not my idea of a princess.”
98.   “Be reasonable. Nice young ladies just don’t swim around rescuing people in the middle of the ocean and then flitter off into oblivion.”
99.   “She was real! I’m gonna find that girl and I’m gonna marry her.”
100. “Isn’t she a vision?”
101.  “It’s not often that we have such a lovely dinner guest, eh?”
102.  “That’s the first time I’ve seen you smile in weeks.”
103.  “Come out you little pipsqueak and fight like a man!”
104.   “Perhaps our young guest might enjoy seeing some of the sights of the kingdom. Something in the way of a tour?”
105.    “You can’t spend all your time moping about, you need to get out. Do something. Have a life.”
106.    “Would you like to join me on a tour of my kingdom tomorrow?”
107.    “This has got to be, without a doubt, the single most humiliating day of my life.”
108.    “You are hopeless, child. You know that?”
109.     “Let no one in the kingdom sleep until she’s safe at home.”
110.     “Has he kissed her yet?”
111.      “This calls for a little vocal romantic stimulation.”
112.      “You want something done, you’ve got to do it yourself.”
113.       “I feel really bad not knowing your name. Maybe I could guess it.”
114.        “I’ll make him writhe. I’ll see him wriggle like a worm on a hook.”
115.       “For better than any dream girl is one of flesh and blood, is one warm and caring. And right before your eyes.”
116.       “The whole towns buzzin’ about the prince getting’ himself hitched this afternoon!”
117.       “It appears that I was mistaken. This mystery maiden of yours does, in fact, exist.”
118.        “We wish to be married as soon as possible.”
119.        “Have I ever been wrong? I mean, when it’s important!”
120.        “I’ve gotta get to the sea king. He must know about this.”
121.        “You’re the one! It was you all the time!”
122.        “She’s mine now. We made a deal.”
123.         “I always was a girl with an eye for a bargain.”
124.         “I lost her once. I’m not going to lose her again.”
125.         “Say goodbye to your sweetheart!”
126.        “Now I am the ruler of all the ocean! The waves obey my every whim!”
127.        “The sea and all its spoils bow to my power!”
128.        “So much for true love!”
129.        “She really does love him, doesn’t she?”
130.        “It’s like I always say, children got to be free to lead their own lives.”
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WARNING: GROSS
Might as well submit this now so I can take a break off the blog for a bit after digging up that Densy shit.
So, I'll bite: /post/694191943132053504/who-is-jesse-and-why-does-everyone-hate-him-so 
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Gross stuff at the end.
I wouldn't say I hate Jesse, exactly. That would imply he takes up a lot more active space in my head than he does. His antics, however, do live in the more passive part of my brain and no amount of sandpaper's gonna get that out, so I, uh, am not fond of the guy.
1. Hides behind his mental illness as an excuse to be a POS. Was Jesse mean to you? Did he blow up at you? Was he a shitty friend? Is he bitter as fuck? Does he only talk to you when he wants something? Well, he has mental illness so he has an unspoken expectation you just shrug your shoulders and move on. (In his response to the CCCat-Peakit thing, it read to me like he was explicitly expecting it. You'll have to decide for yourself.)
2. What he did to his "friend", Caravan. While she was around, he was happy to receive gifts from her and defend her. But the moment they had a falling out and he was, like Densy, sure Caravan was gone, he sent screenshots of their personal conversations to Densy. 
I don't care how much you fucking hate someone. Private messages between someone you call a friend should stay private unless there's a very good reason for them not to (ex: someone's telling you they're going to end their life). Print them out and burn them if you need catharsis.
It's also super hypocritical. Caravan was one of the most blatantly mentally-ill people I've seen whaling in CS but because she made Jesse mad, he's excused himself for doing it.
3. He's caused trouble in other communities. Since it's not CS, I won't go into details. He's so aggro and unwilling to back down from anything.
4. Some people still hate him from his hoarding and foddering days. He was never Caravan-level, but he was just about everywhere like her. At least he was usually fair about trades.
5. Mad shit-talker in general. Oh the shit he published following the initial days of the 20K Grem callout. I bet if Caravan released some of her private chats with Jesse, we'd see some real tea.
BUT THE BIGGEST REASONS
6. I'm uncomfortable with his thoughts about minors given how he tried to talk around himself for having a relationship with a 16 yr old when he was 19 yrs old, and how he visited this 16 year old and they "kissed and mildly fooled around". His background story is eerily similar to Soyu-k's. Warning for talks of CSEM and abusive religion: https://archive(.)ph(/)oc1M0. Further response from Jesse (same warnings, just to be safe): archive(.)ph(/)IdG27.
I really don't know how to feel about the last two links. On the one hand, maybe he didn't know, and he's open (as far as we know) about it? Then again, he only came out with it when he couldn't deny it anymore, like Soyu-k. But everyone is different. There's just something about both those posts that doesn't sit right with me. You'll have to decide for yourself.
To be clear, I don't think Jesse is dangerous. I think he's a narcissist (in the general sense, not the personality disorder sense) who's willing to...wriggle around a bit to get himself out of something he'd never forgive someone else for.
7. Related to the above, he has one instance (one is all it takes to make me hate you) that I know of what looks like graphic pro-shipping material in his Toyhouse, which was drawn by his boyfriend(?), Xiphos. Censored version (warning as it's still pretty rancid if you're sensitive to this sort of thing): pasteboard(.)co(/)FnTM1kmrVlmU(.)png.
I know someone who archived the original, uncensored image. I'm not in the mood to dig it up for obvious reasons but lemme know if you just HAVE to see it. And I'll get back to you in a couple days. Or go look it up for yourself before it's inevitably hidden.
It seems clear from the TH profile that the character is intended to be an adult and the image should be interpreted as "size play" or maybe "macro". Knowing how some people treat size play/macro, I avoid people who draw it out to this extent. The character in this image has borderline-child proportions.
Actually, Jesse seems to share Xiphos's tastes in general. For example, this naked human's encounter with a rather large anthro. Censored version: pasteboard(.)co(/)Z5MXE9Cqnnz4(.)png.
Again, I know this is supposed to come off as size-play or macro, but it's something that comes down to your own perspective. Is it bestiality to draw a human having, um, relations with a giant anthro? Is it nasty or just incredibly weird? That's for you to decide.
As for me, I'm going to go play video games or something and hope this heartburn goes away.
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I decided to keep a running list of my thoughts as I read the last chapter, because I hate when I have soooooo many thoughts while reading and then when I reach the end and try to send a response, all that surfaces is “so good, I love this”. Not untrue, but seriously lacking.
As my notes (aka descent into madness) progressed, I wavered on whether I’d actually send them…out of embarrassment at the sheer insanity, unlike any I’ve unleashed over the course of this series (or any other fic). Also considered sending it anon lol. But now that I’ve reached the end (hah), I’ve decided I am absolutely sending it. This is me regifting the utterly bananas fruitcake that your writing reduced me to. You’re welcome. 😤 Good luck deciphering it 🥴 (see previous “you’re welcome” 😇). Please excuse the formatting and errors, I pasted it from the Notes app.
(But seriously B, thank you. I don’t know the specifics of the heart and brain and sweat your poured into this but I know it was a LOT and I’m grateful, as always.)
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*sweet baby Jungkook being there for her - glad SOMEONE cared 😒😤
*Namjoon’s jab at JK 😂 “you’ve always struck me as the type to marry the first girl that gave you an ounce of attention, so there’s that I guess” 💀
*ah shit Namjoon is going on his own 🥴 hope he can handle it, after seeing Bitchtoria
*”just because I’m afraid doesn’t mean I can’t do this” oh kid 🥺😭
*eekkk I’m not liking this “walking into a trap” business 🥴🫣
*receptionist - I don’t trust her. I don’t trust anyone right now
*the flickering light - what if it’s not a light but a camera? 😬 I also don’t trust anything right now lol
*Sparky, you charmer you 😉😘
*no not sweet baby star candy with Yuckdiel ugh I can’t take this…thank god I’m not a nail-biter
*the tattoo 😱😱😱😱😱😱😱 WHAT (also, clever working that in)
*is the trap really set though??? I’m so stressed rn
*nooooo why were you in a daze? What if you missed something? 😰
*guess that shower helped sober up mr. 307? 😬😵‍💫
*no I will NOT let her dangling outside his window “like his next meal” stress me out, I won’t I won’t I WONT-
*oh my god oh my god why is he at the window ah I can’t do this 😭😭😭
*why did I have the thought for a split second that he’s talking to Taehyung, like I need more craziness careening around in my head
*how does he not realize that she’s there, shouldn’t he be too observant for that? And to angle away from her - I think he knows she there 🫣😵‍💫🫥
*I’m gonna hurl.
*I know this is bad timing but that screaming is really gonna further send things to shit for us darling
*JUNGKOOK I wish I could give you the world, you wonderful person you. Geez am I just going to fawn over him this whole chapter??? This is more than I did the entire series lol
*sigh, of course the car is still there 😞 and this is why the screaming concerned me
*helLO chest 👁🫦👁
*that “crop tops” line and the visuals it produced served to wipe my brain of everything that just happened
*”just lurked”…hmmm can I trust that
*you know if I’m gonna suspect everyone does that mean I have to suspect JK too? 😢 no I can’t live like this, him and honey boo hitman are exempt
*ah the mention of coming up with a plausible story for the debriefing and hiding that she was anywhere near Yadiel made me think…did Yadiel already talk to Taehyung and blow her cover???
*thankfully wearing a sweatshirt now lmao
*YIKES yep let’s drop the questions about itchtoria-Bay, a bit touchy there 😬
*eekk he’s asking about the fall, don’t be suspicious don’t be suspicious-
*no don’t sit by her you TRAITOR
*this walk…ugh poor thing she’s probably so conflicted right now 😞 I on the other hand just want to tag his ass 😠
*okay that was confirmation right there…don’t cry girl, lemme at him 😠👊🏾 ugh
*god that hurts. “You have everyone, he’d replied. Everyone, but me.”
*yeah that’s right I hope Hoseok unnerves you, you piece of-
*you know anytime Taehyung flinches now or shows the slightest sign of discomfort I will rejoice
*I wonder if he or his dad killed uncle 🫤 seems very reverse-Lion King-esque
*Jungkook? No please nothing shady 😰
*”Basketball shorts kissing the tips of his knees”…SAVE ME FROM MYSELF
*oh shit is this Yadiel, or Jungkook genuinely cracking…
*nooooo not steps going unnoticed…stop yelling you fools
*not a CROWD yikes. I was expecting one person maybe 🤦🏾‍♀️
*bahahaha okay Yoongi that was good, you can stay
*Christmas-themed?? What the hell 🤦🏾‍♀️😂
*”promises, promises” lmao if Hoseok didn’t have my heart and soul you’d be number one, Min Yoongi
*…was he acting though 😶
*ekkkk I forgot about that, Yoongi just might end you and I’d have to let him unfortunately because “but daddy I love him” 🧜🏻‍♀️😬😂
*ummm okay that’s one way to defuse his anger lmao even though that was in one of the sneak peeks it‘a still just as rewarding now
*”we’re not all moody“ sir I VOLUNTEER AS TRIBUTE
*is he tempted to fill it up, or throw it? 😂
*OMG they are gonna give Hoseok a headache lol
*wait, a million times before? What- 👀
*LMAO if you don’t want the ropes, again I VOLUNTEER
*oh he’s being honest and vulnerable I can’t 😩
*oh SHIT the power moves I was not expecting those 😨😳
*the disappointments ☹️
*Nevermind hehe
*Ah why does this feel like we’ve come full circle 😟🥺
*Wait, for the first time? Well damn lol
*oh Jimin 🥺
*family 🥺🥺
*awww now I’m soft 🥺🥺🥺
*oh no darling 😢 let it out
*Madame Bianchi DAMN LET’S GOOOOOO
*ohhhh sharpened teeth, fitting imagery with the undead baby star candy folio on the horizon 😁
*hah her own twist on red, I love it
*oooooh it was a distraction…that makes me feel more sad for Jungkook somehow 🙁
*at various points I’ve wondered if Taehyung has set up surveillance around the house but I guess not because that would mean he suspects something and I think he’s too certain that his plan is working to work
*signal that’s hard to miss…why is my first thought fire hahahaha
*yessssss Sparky Boom Boom, the fire is coming 🙌🏾🔥😈
*i really want to know his story
*oohhhhhhhh, the yearning 😏 hmmm reminds me of a certain comment a little earlier about him rejecting her…is Sparky endgame????
*dark angel, indeed
*oh Jungkook 😔
*oh Hoseok…
*ah I forgot about Bitchtoria 😒
*PLEASE do what’s necessary
*wait you’ll follow her lead? Why does that feel foreboding…I’m concerned
*…wait, what??? Now I’m thinking of two potential outcomes here with Russo…EXPLAIN
*why do I feel like once Taehyung reaches the top it’s officially the end as we know it
*why do I feel like we need a Tae-OC montage…begone from my brain, traitor!!! 😣
*Jimin polished his car omg lmao
*dark me had a passing thought that Jimin is excited he’ll have the nicest car in the fam now 😂
*i don’t know why my brain just reminded me that one of them is endgame but please, Sparky or Hitman Honey Hoseok…baby star candy gets the honorable mention
*”Fiery Firebird” lmao if only I wasn’t already attached to “Sparky Boom Boom”
*wait Second String??? LMAO
*banter, yes please…soothe my anxious soul
*of course you would, Namjoon…must be exhilarating to not be dad in this universe 😂
*ooooooh explosives…now I’m thinking of the guy from the Atlantis movie lolololol
*the sun has set ☹️😣
*ooooooh Bitchtoria 😟 I didn’t think of that, good one Sparky. That’s why you’re mama…AND daddy at this point tbh 🥴🥵
*i was going to gasp at “double homicide” but then I remembered it’s a mafia fic and I’ve been screaming for blood this whole time 😂
*ah DAMNIT
*what if Joonie could have been her Jungkook 🥺
*oh okay same brain train, cool
*better calves lol
*hmm are we sure Yoongi shouldn’t be her Jungkook? That seemed very Yoongi lol
*oh Sparky I adore you 😍 backstory please author-nim 🙏🏾
*Jungkook 🥺 but for some reason that meme of the cowboy cat above the mountain yelling “yoooooooongi” comes to mind, WHY
*”nobody’s hands are clean in this” oh OC 🥺😢😭
*oh SHIT, Seokjin 😦😦😦 that’s not Sparky right there, that’s SEOKJIN 🙌🏾🙌🏾🙌🏾
*SCREAMING
*STILL SCREAMING!!!!!!!!
*holy shit indeed darling
*and back to Yuckdiel 😒
*document??? What document?????
*okay B is for Bianchi in my head now. Maybe I’ll call you Bianca. Definitely Badass 🙌🏾🙌🏾🙌🏾 this world you’ve built 😩
*no what is happening right now
*not that fucking quote, I knew it was bad but I’m gonna be sick
*get him please darling I’m begging you
*yes GET HIM
*”tonight, the rain gutters will flow with blood” really shouldn’t bring me as much joy as it does
*is Yoongi about to show her the traitor’s body because if so that’s much more mercy than he deserves
*nope, worse 😞😑
*B. I’m screaming internally. See below. Part of me figured it out eventually but still. MOTKSBDHDGDKDFJFH
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Not only is this probably THEE longest ask I’ve probably ever received, it’s also my fav kind of ask 😭 thank you for letting me essentially read along with you!
A lot of work definitely went into this series (and this finale especially) but it was ever so worth it. You guys put in just as much work as me I swear 😤
Also all the things B will stand for now 😂😂 that had me in stitches
Thank you for joining me for this ride! Heaven knows you’ve been along for a lot of series, and it doesn’t go unnoticed 💕 your thoughts were hilarious and paranoid and very much appreciated!
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F/O: Scaramouche (Genshin Impact) | Word Count: 934 | Warnings/Tags: Uhh, I don’t think there’s much here actually? Lemme know if you think something should be tagged.
A/N: So! The meeting between our two favorite Harbingers! (also his first impression of her) or the fic where Scaramouche doesn’t recognize positive feelings and thinks he must hate her so... lol; i do have a Childe version of the sparring scene (that i had to rewrite bc of timeline issues) that I am going to post and mark explicitly non-canon since i liked the banter there but... yeah. Hope you enjoy!
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It's not unusual for the halls containing the sparring rooms to be noisy. It's hard to do any sort of training without some sort of grunts or impact noises. Laughter, however, is a much less common sound.
"Yes, yes, I know this is fun, but try to stay serious." Scaramouche wants to roll his eyes at the sound of Signora chiding the other person for her giggling.
A feminine voice laughs more and Scaramouche pauses as he's about to walk past the door, some small bit of curiosity hitting him.
"Sorry, Miss Signora!" She says through her giggles. She quickly schools her expression into a more serious one. "Let's go again."
Signora smirks and holds her fists defensively in front of her. "Use what I've taught you to try and land a blow on me. I'll be using my vision so stay wary."
Scaramouche doesn't really have the time to be loitering here, but… perhaps he could peek in just this once.
His eyes fall on the figure of a person that he doesn't recognize, though, it's obvious from the rumors who this is. He's heard that Signora's taken on an apprentice, so this clearly has to be her.
Scaramouche watches the fight for a little while. As she promised, Signora occasionally uses her vision to try to either distract her apprentice or lead her astray. But from what he can tell, her apprentice doesn't have one to fire back in return.
"Impressive." Signora praises after a while of her not landing a hit. "As is to be expected of the Rose of Embers." Her voice is prideful and it all clicks in for Scaramouche.
He'd heard that she brought someone to the Tsaritsa to become a Harbinger recently, but he didn't put much stock into that knowledge until now. If this really is her apprentice, she must have seen a lot of potential in her to ask Her Majesty to make her a Harbinger too.
It seems like they're wrapping up, which makes him realize how long he's been standing there watching the fight. He walks off in the direction he was heading, though he can't deny that he's somewhat impressed by her.
Someone capable enough to become a Harbinger without a vision? That certainly makes for an interesting case.
He might have to keep his eye on her.
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A few days pass since Scaramouche first spotted the new Harbinger. He hasn't seen her since, a fact that almost leads him to seek her out just to see what she's been doing. However, he doesn't much care since he has much more important things to focus on.
One of these important things is to go deal with a set of skirmishers that decided to do something that he explicitly told them not to do. It's a pain, sure, but maybe a little punishment will remind them to not ignore the Balladeer's orders.
Focused on the thoughts of how best to punish the rulebreakers, Scaramouche doesn't notice that someone's also approaching him lost in thought.
He sure notices when that person collides with him. Gasps fill the hall from those who witness the collision, all worried for the safety of the person who just walked into the Balladeer.
Scaramouche scowls at the person in front of him, the newest Harbinger, his annoyance quickly rising into anger. He opens his mouth to yell at her for not looking where she was going. He'll decide into the tirade if he's going to punish her or not.
His words die on his tongue as she meets his eyes for a second before slipping into a low bow, one arm crossed over her chest. There hadn't been a single hint of fear in her expression. It's unlikely that she hasn't heard of his reputation, so why isn't she afraid?
In fact, she's not trembling now, her posture smooth and relaxed.
"I apologize, Balladeer." She says, her voice calm. "I'm afraid I was lost in thought and didn't notice you were in front of me. I'll try to be more aware in the future."
Scaramouche stares at her in shock for a moment, long enough that the subordinates around them are starting to get antsy. He clears his throat and looks to the side. "It's fine. Just make sure this doesn't happen again." He puts as much threat into his voice as he can muster, enough that some of the subordinates nearby flinch.
But not her. She just nods. "I promise." She stays in the bowed position, and Scaramouche doesn't know how to feel when he recognizes that it's because he hasn't released her. Not out of any sort of fear.
"Go. I assume you have somewhere important to be." Scaramouche says and she nods again. "Then hurry off. Try not to run into anyone else along the way."
Scaramouche isn't sure why his heart skips a beat when she raises her head and laughs, her smile almost blinding him. "I'll try not to. See you around!" She says before walking past him.
He stays frozen in place for a moment, his cheeks burning. What is this strange feeling in his chest? It's nothing like anything he's felt before… The only thing similar is anger - only anger gets his heart beating this fast and his face this flushed.
That must be it. Clearly, despite letting her off with a warning, Scaramouche is angry with her over this whole incident. She took up his valuable time with her clumsiness.
Satisfied with that explanation, Scaramouche strides off towards his earlier destination.
What's one new enemy among his fellow Fatui?
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cuteskunkz · 3 months
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‧₊˚❀༉‧₊˚.Good Morning Princess ₊˚❀༉‧₊˚.
~Part 2~
(Dom!Mike Schmidt x Sub!Reader)
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~Summary: Mike comes home after a long day and needs to blow off some steam. Continuation of part one!!!
~Tags: Pet names, degradation, praise, breeding kink, daddy kink, brat taming, gawk gawk 3000, penetrative sex, afab!reader
Note: This is pretty much porn LMFAO!! Read part one for the full story.... or not if you're horny no judgement ;) Just a reminded that I am brand spankin new to writing fanfic so apologies if it's mid. Pls lemme know if you're interested in more, my amas are always open to ideas <333
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Mike grabs your face with one hand. This causes you to pout at him and furrow your brows. "Don't make me cuff you again" Mike says playfully. You take it as a challenge, deciding to be the biggest brat possible. You knew how much Mike loved taming you, it was like a newfound hobby for him. At one point your attitude was so much he had to throw you over his shoulder and carry you to the bedroom to teach you better manners.
"Or what? I can handle some stupid pair of cuffs" you say while staring at Mikes baby pink lips. He pins you to the bed. His strength is impressive, you couldn't fight him off even if you tried. The guy definitely takes his push ups seriously. You start wiggling underneath him knowing this will piss him off more. His hands only grip tighter around your wrists, further restraining you. "You're so fuckin needy- do you know that?" he growls. You face away from him suddenly feeling bashful.
"Look at me when I'm talking to you." You lock eyes with Mike, your mouth slightly agape. You take notice of his light brown freckles and it's like your heart skips a beat. "Good girl. Now get on your knees" he directs. He loosens his grip on you and stands next to the bed waiting for you to follow his order. "Nah I think I'll stay riiiiight here. You know Mike- your bed is soooo comfy I couldn't possibly eveeerrrr get u-" he grabs your throat and pulls upward forcing you to stand and make your way off the bed. Your tiny fingers attempt to pry him off but it's no use. "Im gonna fuck your mouth until your dumb little brain is empty. How does that sound hm?"
That's all it took for you to turn back into his subservient toy. "Anything for you sir". You lower yourself down onto your knees and stick your tongue out. Mike had you basically trained to take position for times like these. He taps his cock on your tongue a few times allowing you to mentally prepare for his length before roughly thrusting into your throat at a decent pace. "It's like you were made for me. God you're so pretty sucking on me like that. Thank daddy for stuffing his cock in your mouth." He pulls back slightly leaving his member resting just barely on your lips. "Thank you daddy" you reply. "Thank you for what? Use your big girl words"
"Thank you for f-fucking my throat." He smiles, "There we go. Good girl". He thrusts back into your mouth and pumps even faster than before. Guess your words really motivated him or something. Mike takes your hair into both his hands and forces you deeper. The sounds of you sputtering and gagging on him push him closer to his climax. You stare up at him with tears rolling down your blushing cheeks. You'd pay any price to stay in this state of pure bliss. "You look so beautiful when you're cockdrunk, princess. I know it's a lot but you're doing so well... j-just a little longer I promise"
Mike pulls out of your mouth leaving spit strings attaching you to him. He grips your sides and picks you up, laying you down on the edge of his bed. You instinctively rest your legs on his chest anytime you're put into the missionary position as it allows him to hit your more sensitive areas easier. He began lining up his length to your throbbing cunt, causing butterflies in your stomach. "You still with me?". You couldn't focus anymore but to nod in confirmation. A low groan left his lips as he slid into you. Slowly but surely you stretched to fit all of him.
"You're all mine princess- ALL fucking mine." Mike pounds deeply into you, using your hips as a handle to move you onto him like his personal fuck toy. The sounds of your pussy around him as well as your high pitched moans were so intoxicating to Mike. You were his favorite pastime activity. "I'm gonna pump so much cum into your sweet little pussy baby. Gonna fill you" he says while wrapping one hand around your throat. Just the thought of him finishing in you made you feel like a feral animal in heat.
Your climax sneaks up on you. You uncontrollably tremble on Mike while babbling what sounds like his name over and over again. Maybe if you were coherent it would be more obvious. "That's it, keep it up little fuck bunny. I love it when your tight pussy drools for me". You felt so overstimulated, bucking and rolling around but his hands pin you once more until he can finish. You felt so small and weak under his control.
He bottoms out in you. You can feel his rhythm getting sloppier, signifying his closeness. "Oh fuck b...baby I'm gon....gonna-" he whimpers. His head falls back while his fingernails dig into your hips. You're filled to the brim with his cum, some of it leaking out around him. For a second it's silent (beside the sound of both of you catching your breath that is). He slowly pulls out, careful not to spill any of his seed out of you. Mike slips his middle finger into you to push it deeper leaving you feeling deliciously full. 
You lay there with your eyes closed unable to wipe the grin off your face. "If this is what happens when I mouth off to him I definitely gotta do it more often" you think to yourself. You distractedly replay the series of events that just happened in your head. You hate to say it but you definitely tuned Mike out for a bit to recall everything correctly. "Hello? You there? Did I kill you? Oh no!! My poor baby!!" he teases, pretending to cry. "What will I ever do!!" He throws himself on top of you like a damsel in distress, pretty much crushing you. "Mikey I swear to god I will punch you" you chuckle. "You do that and I'll tell Abby you threw away her favorite crayons." You pull the blanket right below your eyes pretending to be scared, "Hey man I was just playing around- you'll actually get me killed like that."
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This is the final part of Good Morning Princess <3 I hope you guys enjoyed as much as I have!! It was so much fun writing this and I can't wait to keep creating. That being said if y'all have ideas please send them in, i'm pretty busy but Im on here daily. Thanks for reading!!!
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stripper-patrick · 3 years
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Next Lifetime 💫Michael B. Jordan pt 1.
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Warnings: smut, fluff, kids, sneaky link turned into family, angst, crying, 18+, NSFW gifs, series
Tags: @rebellious-desires @mrsbanreswillseeyou @eclecticblkgirl @designerwriterchic @bvssmob
Relationship: Michael B. Jordan x black plus sized reader (Azina/Z)
<4 years ago>
I’m throwing my ass back to the music just enjoying myself during this time. I’ve had at least 4 shots and I’m feeling all of them.
I feel someone press up behind me and it’s my best friend Michael whose clearly off the Henny just as much as I am. He grinds against me and as I’m working my hips I feel his dick stiffen. A boldness surged through me, or maybe that’s the liquor, and I stand up turning to him sealing a kiss. I’ve always wanted him no doubt I just never knew how to tell him. I guess being drunk is the best way. His hands grab at my waist then snake to my ass. His sweet Hennessy flavored lips are getting me even more drunk but with lust this time. The glisten of his plump lips being out the diamonds in his grill set plastered perfectly on his teeth.
“Let’s go to my house” I nod agreeing with his request and he grabs my hand leading me outside. He hails down a cab and opens the door letting me get on first. He smacks my butt on the way in and I giggle.
“322 Barron Street please” it’s about a 15 minute ride from here.
The driver begins his route and Michael starts kissing my neck and his hand slips down my shorts. My panties are beyond soaked and now he’s rubbing my clit making me whine.
His hand wraps around my throat whispering on my ear “stay quiet ma” he rubs again and as soon as the driver turns the corner into Michael’s loft I’m bussing all over his fingers biting the bottom of my lip trying to stay quiet.
He wraps his hand around my mouth flicking my clit faster making me shake harder. He pulls out his coated fingers placing them in my mouth. I suck off my own sweet juices and he grabs my by the throat kissing me tasting myself off my tongue. The driver clears his throat and we stop giggling and getting out. He tips the driver and walks past me opening the door. As soon as he gets the door open my pants are already unbuckled and halfway off.
“Damn hold on mamas” he slurs. We finally make it up to his nicely decorated bedroom and I’m pushed backwards flying back first on the bed. Michael comes on top of me and I flip us over grinding down on his already rock hard dick. He grabs a handful of behind moaning in my mouth. I move down to his neck where I kiss it sloppily. We stop kissing for a moment and I remove my shirt while he does the same. I move down pulling down his boxers and pants in one motion wasting no time swirling my tongue on the tip of his leaking dick. A low moan fills the room and I wrap my lips around the entire tip and push my head down letting it hit the back of my throat. I let it get wet then go back up to sucking on the tip while my right hand jerks the base and my left hand cups his balls. I come off with a string of saliva and I use my palm to rub on the top directly allowing the slick saliva to give him pleasure. His stomach caves and a loud moan erupts from Michael as he looks down holding vicious eye contact with me.
“Fuck Z” I continue going to town until he grabs me by the throat pulling me up to his mouth. Michael’s tongue roams my mouth fighting for dominance as he pulls me on top of him. I grab his throbbing dick pushing it inside of my aching pussy feeling him expand my walls gracefully. He leans back laying his head on the pillow as I gasp sinking down on him until our hips meet. I place my hands on his chest and sit on my feet rocking my hips along his shaft. His eyes flutter shut as I work my magic swirling my hips in a sloppy drunken circle. He bites his lip while one hand grabs the back of my head pulling my sweaty forehead to his. The other hand grabs a handful of my ass pulling me down. His dick fills my pussy completely making me gasp. Without missing a second Keith grabs both sides of my head keeping deadly eye contact with me and thrusts his hips beating my pussy from below. I let out a mewl holding his biceps while digging my acrylics into them. I bite my lip as he obliterates hot spots I didn’t even know were there.
My entire body feels like it’s on fire as after he thrusts he gives it aches and caves for more. “You like that? You like being daddy’s lil bitch” he moans pounding me out. Michael moves his hands wrapping his hand around my throat pulling me further and growling in my ear. I try to push away as the pleasure is starting to overwhelm me and he holds me by my hips keeping me right where he wants me. The only that can be heard in the room is the slushing sound of my wetness, the clapping of my ass and his balls slapping against my ass. My legs shake already as he continues. My pussy soaks everything underneath me as I let out a struggled moan cumming harder than I’ve ever came with any other man before. Michael pulls out pushing me up onto his face while jerking himself off in the process. He wraps his hands around my hips tasting the beautiful mess he made. My body jerks and my hand instinctively moves to his head as I roll my body on his tongue. He moans at my taste sucking and lapping on my clit. I smile getting off his face and back on his dick bucking my hips wildly. Michael guides my hips keeping himself as deep as possible. He begins thrusting up again at a fast pace making my eyes roll to the back of my head. He growls again giving me a fair warning that he’s about to cum. Without thinking I scream “cum inside this pussy daddy”
I’m aching from his blows. I sit up and keep bouncing at the same pace as he holds my hips tensing up. His seed spills inside of me and I watch his arch his back when I clench my pussy creating a suction. He moans pressing into my hips more.
Michael sits up kissing me and giving me a hard spank to my right ass cheek. His dick throbs inside of me as our mixtures leaks out dripping past his balls and onto the sheets. Drunkenly I lay on top of him giving him lazy kisses. Time and liquor consumes us and before I know it we’re both asleep in each other’s arms.
I wake up with a headache the size of the room. I feel like if I move too fast I’ll throw up. I feel someone warmth next to me and I pause. Who did I go home with last night? What happened? I’m aching between my legs but my conscience tells me not to be scared. I look behind me seeing Michael fast asleep. I sigh in comfort knowing I’m safe. He stirs in his sleep opening his eyes and he sees me. “Morning”
“Morning” I move my legs and notice they’re weak. I pull back the covers and we’re both completely naked. Oh shit. I jump up to the best of my ability and he sits up too
“Mike what did we do last night”
“Well using my context clues we had sex” he says rubbing his eyes
“Michael do you not see an issue with that? You have a girlfriend”
“I know but I mean if I’m being honest I’ve always had feelings for you Z and clearly you feel the same way” he states. I grab my underwear shaking my head.
“Mike that’s not the point you knew we shouldn’t have acted on it especially since you’re in a relationship. This could absolutely ruin our friendship. Lemme ask you this what if we go get together and break up then what you know I’m not friends with my exes. If you can be cool with your ex y’all were never in love or still are in love. There’s no in between” he looks at me with his head hanging low. He knows exactly where I’m coming from. “I’m not tryna lose you as a person in general” Mike goes in the bathroom brushing his teeth and peeing.
I collect my clothes putting them back on and Mike throws on some basketball shorts and a t-shirt he grabs some slides and his car keys . Luckily my car is already at home since Michael and his girl Lori picked me up.
“Z I’m sorry. I know things went too far but I’m glad we at least know how we feel about each other” he says “and I don’t regret what happened last night” I nod and get in his car. He gets in the drivers seat taking off and taking me home.
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Lori decided to have a pool party today to celebrate Mike for his birthday. Of course he invited me and being his best friend I wouldn’t miss it for the world. Plus it’s at his new house and I’ve never seen it before. Granite we haven’t talked much or seen each other at all since our ordeal a couple weeks ago. In fact this is the first time I’ve actually seen him since that day.
I walk through their beautiful house with a bottle of champagne in my hand. I see Lori in the kitchen. Honestly me and her have never really been that close. I never really cared for her but I was always cordial with her. “Hey Lori I brought this for y’all” she looks at me taking the champagne without even saying thank you. Bougie bitch. Don’t get me wrong I’m bougie too but best believe I’m as humble and as thankful as they come. I guess that’s why me and Mike are best friends. We’re the same.
I roll my eyes and my heels click outside where I see a bunch of people lounging in the pool and on the sides with drinks in their hand. My other best friend Lamia greets me with open arms. Her perfume makes me nauseous and dizzy “Hey girl” she smiles
“Hey” I say trying to hold my breakfast down.
“Mike is over there. Have you and him talked since then?” As soon as I got home that day I got ready for work and told Lamia what happened. I shrug my shoulders as an answer.
“Only small talk and I’ve low key been trying to avoid him just so the awkward tension doesn’t arise” I say
“Makes sense” Michael begins walking over and I stride a little further away until he catches me.
“Hey ladies” he hugs lamia and I’m next. I smell his cologne and melt. “you want a drink Z” I shake my head
“I don’t feel too hot right now so I’ll stick with water for the day” he nods eyes lingering on me for longer than a second. Lori comes out running his bare back and our contact is broken. While Lori begins talking to him I slip away downing the rest of my water. The nausea is finally gone and I sit on the lounge chair going on my phone. I put on my sunglasses shielding my eyes.
While I’m relaxing in the sun I notice Michael keeps staring at me. I see the small bulge in his shorts and I can’t help but bite my lip, mouth water at the taste of his dick down my throat.
A mid-height dark skin man starts walking my way and I see he has a pearly white smile similar to Michael’s. I get a better glimpse of his face. His name is Jayson. I’ve heard about him before. I heard he’s a player and he sleeps with anything that moves.
He sits next to my feet flashing his smile at me. I sit up with a small smile on my face. “Hey I’m Jayson Mikes friend”
“Yea I know. I’m Z”
“What’s that short for”
“Azina” he smiles scooting closer. I glance up seeing Mikes eyes never leaving me.
“That’s beautiful. Fitting for a beautiful woman” he bites his lip. I take a deep breath and take my sunglasses off. I stare directly into Michael’s eyes and he’s fuming. Dimples are prominent in his cheeks, nose flared, biceps flexed from how tense he is. Jayson moves even closer and that’s when Michael comes over.
“Hey Jay what y’all talking about?” He interjects with his nose held high. A small rage burns in my stomach at how he completely ruined my chance at something. Even if I was just playing Jaysons game right back at him.
“Her name. It’s pretty”
“Oh yea the two ‘A’s in her name stands for aggravated assault. She’s crazy man she beat niggas” he laughs. He’s not fully wrong “but she’s my kinda crazy. Speaking of Azina can I speak to you privately please? Jay you don’t mind right? Course not be right back” before I even have a chance to protest he grabs my wrist and my panties are soaked by the time we enter the glass double doors of his house that Lori happens to be staying in. Just hearing him call my name rather than my nickname has me wanting to be on my knees on this cold marble floor.
“What the hell is your issue?” I ask yanking my arm away. He grabs me again taking me upstairs through the neatly decorated white hallway. We get into his gold coated marble bathroom where he locks the door. I lean against the counter and he folds his arms “why have you been avoiding me”
“I-“
“And don’t lie to me” he asserts his dominance making my clit throb. Silence and heavy thick sexual tension fill the air and I look down at my long pink acrylic nails. He steps closer sealing any space between me and him. His large hand wraps around my throat making me bite my lip “you like seeing me get all jealous? Shit makes you wet mama?”
“Yes” I whimper. And just like that I’m putty in his hands. He pulls me up to his plump lips placing a wet kiss on them. Michael pulls off my duster of a swimsuit coverup. His large hands play with my breasts and my hand moved to his hard on. He’s rock solid now. His hand moves from my breast to my bikini bottoms rubbing my clit. My hips hunk and my hands move to his bicep as his plump lips kiss my neck. My body jerks as his thick fingers slide into my hole with ease. He begins pressing my g-spot like a button making me lose my breath. Michael moves up to my ear whispering “you’re mine”
He pulls his fingers out and sucks them dry turning me around some I’m facing the huge mirror above the sink. I grab the ledge bracing myself as he rolls my bottoms down spanking me in the process. I spread my cheeks feel his warm hard dick press inside of me. He fills me up and holds my hips bouncing me back to meet his thrusts. His breaths become heavy and ragged and my mouth drops open but nothing comes out.
Michael is pressing right on my g-spot making me lose my breath. “Daddy” I whimper.
“That’s my girl take all this shit. You wanna flirt with other niggas ima show you who you belong to” he wraps his hand around my throat quickening his pace. My eyes squeeze shut and my moans get louder. The sounds of our moans and my ass clapping fills the room but we have to keep it quiet so no one comes up here and finds us.
“You like when daddy fill you up bitch?”
“Yes I love it so much” my legs begin shaking as my orgasm approaches fast like a train. He gets close to my ear still pounding me out against the marble counter.
“Look at me when I make you cum” I bite my lip and his grip tightens on my neck. I open my eyes to the best of my ability as my entire body seizes in front of him. My body is on fire and he chuckles biting his lip “you look so fucking pretty taking all this dick like a good little whore”
I whimper jerking around and he pulls out watching my body tense up and convulse. He smacks my already shaking ass. Michael turns me around again putting me on the counter and he gets on one knee licking my pussy. He slurps you the mess he made moaning at the taste. I watch as he pulls my pussy lips back making sure to get as much of my clit as possible. My body writhes from still being sensitive and I grab the back of his head pushing him further in me. I pull off my bikini top rubbing my nipples while grinding on his face. My head falls back and he gives small licks making me even crazier than before. Michael comes up kissing my lips. I can taste myself on his tongue. He taps his dick on my clit before inserting himself again. I wrap my arms around his shoulders as he wastes no time taking me to Poundtown.
His short nails claw down my back and he buries his head in my neck. “That’s it daddy right there” my nails take through his short waves as his hips ripple through me. My moans uncontrollably get louder and he covers my mouth pounding me harder “can’t scream now can you baby?” I whimper eyes rolling to the back of my head as I squirt on his dick “that’s what I want fuck I’m bout to cum” his growls get louder and he kisses me moaning. His body shakes when he leaks inside of me. My nails scrape down his back and he empties his load inside of me.
He stays inside of me staring deep into my eyes. I can’t help this feeling anymore but I need to for the sake of our friendship. Michael’s catches me in a kiss and for a split second I ignore my feelings and kiss him back. As if he were really mine. That thought stops me from going any further “I’m sorry for avoiding you”
“I understand mamas” he kisses me again and pull out grabbing a towel he wipes off my pussy and leans down placing a kiss on my clit making me gasp. I chuckle getting off the counter with his help. My legs shake and I laugh. I grab my clothes putting them back on and making sure I look like I did before I came up here.
“Mike” I hear Lori call from downstairs. To the best of my ability I walk to the door but before I open it Michael grabs my arm kissing me again. This one was more passion than lust. I smile pulling away and open the door. To see Lori coming in. I turn around and turn him around quickly “so this is the master bathroom?” I look at him
“Yea it’s marble counters and the gold trim it’s my favorite and there’s the waterfall shower in there” we walk towards the shower acting like he was explaining me the layout of the bathroom the whole time. I hear loris heels click in the bathroom “baby the boys are looking for you at the pool” he turns around nodding
“Ard come on Z” We walk past Lori and her eyes linger on us.
Me and Mike walk outside and he can’t stop staring at me. He stands at the front of the bar with a microphone “I wanna thank every one for coming out. I wanna thank Lori for putting this together couldn’t have done this without you babe” that word ‘babe’ leaves a stinging mark on my heart as Lori steps up beside her man. She kisses him and then looks at me. I walk backwards dipping out from the crowd. I go inside and grab the champagne I brought. This bottle wasn’t cheap so if they won’t drink it I will. I pour myself a glass and start sipping it. Michael comes in and once again it’s just us alone.
“I’m sorry”
“Don’t be sorry. Look Michael as much as we both want it us being together might never happen simply because you and Lori are a thing and y’all are basically destined for marriage”
“Now you know I’ve been about you and only you for a while”
“I can’t tell cause I’m still single and you’re in a relationship” I sigh “I’m leaving this house is beautiful but you need to figure out what you really want” I extend my arms and give him a hug. He plants a kiss on my neck Mumbling the words I’m sorry again.
I grab my champagne and leave the house with a heavy heart and a cloudy mind. That nauseous feeling is back.
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angryschnauzer · 3 years
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Bubbles
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Summary: After a long hot day at work and a nightmare journey home, you find your husband has a very welcome and refreshing surprise for you in the form of a full size jacuzzi in your back garden.
Pairing: Captain Syverston x Female Reader Wife (no race or size mentioned)
Fandoms: Sand Castle (Movie), Henry Cavill.
Warnings: NSFW, 18+, Established Relationship, Semi Public Sex, Fingering, Oral (Female Receiving), Unprotected Vaginal Sex, Creampie, Alcohol consumption.
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Bubbles
It had been a long day. Work had been hot and sweaty, customers were grouchy and some even tried to pull the 'speak to the manager' bullshit, even though you were the manager. Traffic had been a nightmare, your car deciding that the middle of a heatwave would be the perfect time for the air conditioning to stop working, simultaneously with a truck of maple syrup hitting the central concrete barrier and spilling its sticky load. 
Snerk. You snorted a laugh through the sweat. Sticky load… your husband would have made a whole bunch of dirty comments and jokes about being covered in sticky loads. You couldn't wait to get home to see him, it was the fact that he had now retired from the Army and would be happily waiting for you at home every night that made each day worthwhile. 
When Sy had finally retired you'd wept tears of joy, every day was a blessing. You'd discussed what you were both going to do with jobs, your contract was up in 3 months time, Sy was drawing a military pension and had saved a considerable nest egg. He'd also taken to industrial upcycling; making lamps and coffee tables out of engines and car parts, which had been massively popular. You had to admit when you saw him in his workshop with his acetylene torch and welding mask on, cutting enormous chunks of metal in half and creating brutal beauty from the elements you were immediately turned on by the raw virility of the sight.
When you eventually pulled onto the driveway, a quick glance towards his workshop told you he'd finished for the day, and as you let yourself into your house you called out to him;
"Sy?"
"Out here" came his slightly muffled reply, and you realised he was probably sitting on the patio out back, nursing a beer.
"I'm gonna run upstairs and take a shower, the aircon in my car has stopped working"
"Darlin, come out here first… i got something that'll refresh you"
Rolling your eyes you started to unbutton your blouse;
"Really Sy, i'm all sweaty and stinky…"
"Woman…" he growled;  "I said get out here…"
If any other man had called you 'woman' you'd knocked them out, but you knew Sy and for him it was a term of endearment. Quietly walking through the kitchen you reached the back door and patio;
"Sy…" you started to speak, but was cut short when you saw what he'd been referring to.
Sat on the corner of your patio, shielded from view by the trellis covered in Clematis blooms was an inflatable hot tub, bubbling away with your mountain of a man sat in it, arms spread out on each side as he held a beer and grinned at you;
"Told ya' i had something that'd cool you down"
Pressing your hand to the side of it you tested the water, smiling when you found it the perfect temperature;
"You bought a hot tub?"
"Rented. Wanted to see if we liked it before we made the investment. Why don't you get in and give it a go?"
"Sure, i'll just go get changed into my bathing costume"
Sy's glinted with mischief;
"Why? I ain't wearing one…"
You weren't sure;
"Its rented? Is it clean?"
"Spent all afternoon flushing the system and giving it a full wipe down, even though the rental company says they do it after each use… i know how you are with hygiene" he moved in the massive tub, moving to the side where you stood;
 "Now are ya gonna get naked or am i gonna have to rip those clothes off of ya?"
A minute later you were climbing in, work clothes hastily discarded in a pile on the patio, Sy holding your hand as he guided you into the bubbly water and you immediately let out a long low moan as the jets of water soothed and massaged your weary body;
"Oh Sy… this feels amazing…"
"C'mere…"
His massive hands cradled your torso, pulling you through the water until you were able to straddle his lap, his mouth meeting yours for a fierce kiss. As your tongues danced together he smoothed his hands over your back, massaging the day's stresses away to the point where let your head tilt back. Resting in his strong arms you let your back touch the water, smiling as the warm summer breeze danced over your breasts, before that skilled mouth was on your breasts, sucking on one nipple then the other, before he shifted and you were floating on the water, his mouth on your pussy. 
You weren’t the tiniest of girls, but you had utter trust in Sy that he could hold you up whilst eating you out. The man would easily heave around 10 foot iron beam railroad tracks to make into coffee tables, he’d pushed his truck home when the engine had died and that is no mean feat when it comes to a Ford F350. So with that knowledge safe in your mind you could thoroughly relax and let his tongue work magic on your clit as his beard tickled your folds. You came with a cry and he swallowed down your essence, before lowering you into the water and onto his lap.
As he lowered you you felt his hardness seek you out, sliding through your folds before you reached down and positioned him at your entrance, wrapping your arms around his shoulders as you let yourself be slowly impaled on his shaft. With the worries and stresses of the day easing away with each blissful bubble that popped on your skin you sought out his lips for another kiss as you started to ride him, the friction palatable as the noise of the motor covered the sighs and moans the two of you were making. Sy’s hands firmly gripped your ass, pulling you up and down on his gnarled shaft;
“Fuck… You look so fucking good riding me Darlin’. Definitely gonna get a permanent one of these installed… might get you a coupla’ white bikini’s as i’d love to see these titties through the soaked fabric, would be such a treat…” he grinned at you; “A titty treat…”
Grinning at him you squeezed your pelvic muscles, finally shutting him up so you could concentrate as you chased your orgasm;
“Sure Sy, i’ll get a white bikini… you want me to do the gardening in it too? Watching me on my hands and knees as i plant the petunia’s?”
“Woman, i’ll fucking take you from behind right on the lawn if you do that” he growled, thrusting his hips up sharply and finding your g-spot. One of his hands crept around your hip and between your bodies, seeking out your clit as he ran his calloused thumb over the sensitive nub. From the way he was bouncing you on his lap you could tell he was getting close, his teeth gritted as he tried to hold off from cumming, but with no luck. His hands gripped your hips to stop you from moving in the hope it’d delay his orgasm. You watched as his eyes rolled back in his head and his head fell back against the side of the spa, thrusting his hips up as he swore out a litany of curses as his body reached its peak before he’d have wanted to;
“Fuck fuck fuck… ah god… i’m sorry… fuck…”
Cradling the back of his head in your fingers you stroked at the short hair as you dipped your head down and pressed open mouthed kisses to his neck and shoulders. With his eyes still shut he pulled a hand out of the water and raked it down his face before looking up at you, his blue eyes sparkling;
“Ah fuck i’m sorry Darlin’... lemme see about getting you sorted…don’t get off just yet…”
He slid his hand back between your bodies, his thumb back on your clit. His other hand moved to your breasts, using his mouth on one nipple as he pinched the other between his thumb and forefinger. Writhing on his lap you could feel your orgasm rapidly approaching, Sy knowing exactly how to play your body like a guitar as you sang out your siren song that was a blessing to his ears. 
As your orgasm washed over you Sy held you in his arms, letting you ride out your pleasure as he relished the feel of your body surrounding him. Slumped in his arms you nuzzled at his neck, happily riding the waves of pleasure that echoed around your body. 
“You ok there Darlin’?” Sy purred, smoothing his massive palm over your back like a giant bear paw.
“Hmmn” you hummed, stopping mid response when you felt him shift and realised he was hard again; “Sy?”
He looked at you, a smirk on his face as he cocked an eyebrow;
“Darlin… you know when i blow my load real fast i’m ready for another round… your sweet little pussy massaged me back to full health” he pressed a kiss to your nose; “Now turn around and bend over, hand on the side… i’m gonna rail that juicy pussy from behind, see how many times i can make you cum before i shoot load number two”
Manhandling you in the water you let out a shriek as he thrust into you from behind, your walls still tight from your previous orgasm and he did exactly as promised, splitting you open from behind as his powerful thighs railed you harder than the transcontinental express. With his heavy ballsack slapping against your clit you were soon cumming again, Sy fucking you straight through it before he brought you to another orgasm soon after as he filled you with another sticky load.
As you both tried to recover from the energetic synchronised aquatics he pulled you flush with his chest as he sank down into the water, letting you lay back against his chest as your bodies were still joined. His hands skimmed over your torso beneath your breasts, cupping them tenderly;
“We’re getting one of these, right Darlin’?”
“Hmmm, absolutely”
You sat there for a good half hour, cradled in Sy’s arms as you told each other about your day, before your skin wrinkled and it was time to get out.
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Later that evening Sy had driven the pair of you to the main hardware store in town that he’d rented the Spa from, and you’d ordered the parts and equipment for your very own one. As Sy had started getting deep into conversation with the sales guy who turned out had also recently retired from the Army you tugged on Sy’s sleeve;
“Honey, i’m gonna pop to Walmart next door”
“Sure thing Darlin, i’ll catch up with you in fifteen minutes”
Just as promised Sy found you fifteen minutes later as you browsed through the clothing section, and you spotted that he was swinging a small clothes hangar from his finger;
“What you got there?” you asked
Sy held it up and your eyes practically bulged out of your head; He had found the tiniest white bikini, that although was your size, was little more than three small triangles of fabric connected with the thinnest of strings;
“Exactly what we discussed… now i see ya got a bottle of tequila and some snacks, how about we head home and we can test this out?”
Grinned you nodded;
“Just one thing…”
“Yeah Darlin?”
“We need to grab a few more of those… there’s no way that is gonna survive one wear with you around”
Nodding in agreement Sy grinned, taking the basket from your hand as he wrapped his free arm around your shoulders;
“See, that’s why i married ya’, thinking ahead…”
He pressed a kiss to your hair as he led you back to the display of swimwear, grinning as you pulled out numerous other cheap pieces of swimwear, knowing full well Sy would destroy them as thoroughly as he destroys your pussy.
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