Uh oh
Get fucked Curly. I told you Ecthuctu wouldn't approve of your converting Buckeye.
"Make sure he gets proper treatment" Um, no sir, he relinquished the right to proper care the moment he tried to kill a child. That shit's getting amputated.
Oh noooo I'm so sad. It's so tragic that the T'au aren't good with blades; who could have foreseen this outcome??
Also, out of curiosity...
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Anytime I see a Tumblr poll regarding TMNT, you can just tell the people who are voting for Rottmnt or just Rise Donnie are obviously not thinking/analyzing the question and just voting for them based on favoritism/“it’s the only series I watched”. 
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Punch for the ask game?
"All right... who dared Champion to punch an Iron Knuckle for fifty rupees?"
The group was silent as Time stared them down individually; when he reached Four, the smallest hero averted his gaze, seemingly shriveling under the glance, eyes turning to Wind in a panic, giving the eldest the answer he needed.
Honestly, these children.
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Plz explain then the travesty that is love and thunder
A trainwreck directed by an egotistical six-year-old in a leech of a man's body who thinks he's a screenwriter and still plays pretend with his uwu self-insert OC.
.... real talk, though, in short:
The real travesty of Love and Thunder is that Thor is already made of love and thunder, and simultaneously Jane is the love to his thunder, and the MCU, through taika wai-feck-off, decided he can be neither of those things, and have no nice things. Thor is the most tragic character in the ENTIRETY of the Marvel Cinematic Universe, and yes, I do think more tragic than Wanda.
He has lost :
his entire home planet
his people
his entire family of four (no hela does not count he was not connected to her and should have been odin's sister)
before which he lost his brother (his platonic soulmate, to boot) a total of 3 times emotionally, two of those physically
he lost his ENTIRE friend group because his half-sister murdered Volstagg, Hogun and Faendral; he never reconnected with Sif
his only good mentor/parental figure (heimdal) was stabbed through the heart in front of him
he lost his dignity, his crown, his birthright (voluntarily and otherwise)
he lost his self-worth, his sense of direction (bc the writers legitimately thought his arc was about stepping down from the crown instead of making it his own and growing into it in his own way, by his own merits, at his own pace and gave it to some literally no-name side character that showed up for one movie and never respected thor in the first place to even earn his title from him smh)
and taika's idea of rectifying any of this .... is to give him some random child he doesn't know, that he doesn't care for, and manipulate him into taking her under his wing not because of the kindness and limitless love of his own heart even after shutting himself down post!endgame, but because jane asked him to as her dying wish — and then say that THAT is his happy ending.
Tell me why Thor, the longest standing of the Big Three, the king of the stars, the hero who is by all respects the embodiment of love, gets no companionship, no friends, no home, no place to belong, when Tony got a hero's send off and Steve got to be with an alt!dimension Peggy.
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Lockup post workout. the skirt was @certified-anakinfucker idea <3
(i use rugby players as ref for him, because they have the sorta muscle i imagine Lockup to have. and lemme tell you, those people are terrifying on another level. walking fright trains.)
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When Katherine Plumber said 'We are two pretenders one step from insanity' during Story of My Life in reference 2 Jack & her, she actually meant that she, Davey, & Jack were THREE pretenders TWO steps from insanity btw. trust me on this I am her typewriter
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