#and immediately after ‘marry me!’

[eggmansplatformboots]

theyre that couple that say goofy lovely dovey things like ‘marry me?’ before making important decisions as like their ‘i love you’ or whatever and then will fight to the nondeath over small inconsequential things eg sonic put shadows eyeliner in the wrong fucking cabinet!!

#shadow proposed first btw #they both almost died and lost their legs (shadow right sonic left) #and so when he woke up one of the first things he said to sonic was ‘you’re alive!’ #and immediately after ‘marry me!’ #hes gay like that #btw i am so very aroace and theyre like. dubiously romantically involved #theyre more like queerplatonic with some romance but also not like their relationship is romantic #theyre partners theyre rivals theyre married they hate each other they love each other more than anything in the world #they will travel the universe together until the end of time #theyve buried all of their friends together #they have fought on every planet they landed on #yes they kiss but its just to reassure that they love each other #they hold hands and hug they will also claw each other apart #they are so very gun song coded idk #i love them and they are partners until the end of time #rivals to lovers but make it nonexclusively romantic #i hate romance where its just romance give me complicated entanglement #i also love sonadow when theyre just romance dont take this the wrong way make them love each other HOWEVER #i dont understand writing romantic relationships like that! #ok ive talked too much in the tags #sonic #sth #shadow the hedgehog #sonadow #immortal au tag #art tag

[camembri]

you wanted zoro to be on whole cake island to fulfil your weird desire to see zoro punish sanji. I wanted zoro on whole cake island because I think he's stupid enough to right place wrong time the plan and accidentally marry Sanji in full view of the whole wedding party in what becomes the most elaborately constructed comedy of errors ever written. we are NOT the same.

#need a fic where zoro genuinely does marry sanji on wci without planning it #type of thing to happen to goofy pre ts zoro #zoro in the same mindset in which he created the usopp sword: well i didn't mean to but i guess this solves the immediate problem #and ofc he just rolls with it #they look at each other after the dust settles like. hey wtf was that. and immediately blame each other #pre relationship AND feelings realisation on both sides #dont get me wrong i love fake relationship that becomes real but hear me out #legal accidental relationship thats extremely convenient and also funny until you pavlov yourself into being in love #vinsmoke sanji #black leg sanji #roronoa zoro #zosan #one piece #sanzo #zoro

[givemewallywestorgivemedeath]

Wait, fuck, hold on-

THEY CAN'T FUCKING BRING OUT AN ANTI-HERO ARTEMIS WHEN I'M IN THE MIDDLE OF STUDYING FOR FINALS!!

WHAT THE FUCK, DC?!? HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO FOCUS?!?

oh i am so excited holy shit. am i the only one getting slade vibes from her?? because im getting massive slade/rose wilson vibes from the single eye cover and im wondering if artemis is a plant, someone unconnected from slade who wouldn't be considered a threat, to go undercover and get close to the titans. this is also like, high-key a chance to make jade and artemis sisters and/or half-sisters in canon which would be neat. i know comics fans aren't huge on changes to the canon based on outside things but making them half sisters doesn't really change jades backstory, nor artemis'.

#i am beating back spitfire fans with a broom #you don't understand what you are asking for. this man canonically has children and is married to someone else #so you are only asking for heartbreak #also Artemis canonically has a kid with someone else #so. again. stop it. if it happens it will be SAD #which #... i mean honestly id be cool with it if it was like... a mutual breakup where they remain friends after #but i kinda want Artemis and Wally to get character development without romance involved so like #im team 'lets not do that pls' #oh holy fuck dc wait don't try to pair up roy and artemis. waid i love you i trust you pls no #this is the pain of being a fan of a female comics character lmao. immediately worried about a shoehorned romance #and don't get me wrong. i fucking LOVE YJs spitfire but this isn't that and it would be so different #and itd be real hard not to be different in a bad way #so #yeah #thats my thoughts #OH GOD FUCK IS ARTEMIS SUPPOSED TO BE FRAN?????? WALLY'S SUPERHERO/SUPERVILLAIN TEAMMATE GF THAT HE LEAVES THE TEAM FOR??? #TO GO TO COLLEGE TOGETHER?????? #Like. I know that Artemis took Frans place in YJ but is Artemis doing it AGAIN in CANON?? Waid no i LIKE Fran. #Shes magneto but cooler and she just wants to be normal and she was childhood bffs with Wally and she also murdered her family and grew up #with a cult mom. Fran is so central city coded. shes such a girl next door with skeletons in her closet #aughhh #dc #dc comics #kid flash #wally west #artemis crock #tigress #roy harper #speedy

[winterprince601]

first of all, jon, literally How Do You Know That - direwolf-gate happened on the kingsroad when he was on his way to the wall. perhaps it was in the letter that told him bran was alive but that would mean the info was relayed in detail twice, once back to winterfell and then to the wall. a little unlikely so perhaps ghost has a connection to his siblings. it wouldn't be the first time jon has warged subconsciously and it Definitely won't be the last.

second of all, thank you for advancing my 'the direwolves are vital and sansa and arya losing lady and nymeria was a defining moment' agenda.

third of all, jon is pointedly worried for both his sisters. he asks after both of them straight away, "arya and sansa", "his sisters". even though sansa has been cold to him and called him her "half-brother" she's still a sister to him and he still loves and worries for her. this boy loves his family so much.

#jon snow #got #asoiaf meta #a song of ice and feels #asoiaf #house stark #arya stark #sansa stark #they are so especial to me #this is particularly pointed after the illuminating arya and sansa chapters we just had #sansa having turned her back on her birth family for the family she expects to be marrying into #not something i'm holding against her #she's litcherally 11 and she has to deal with the Consequences almost immediately #but it is telling

[dudethatsmyundeaduncle]

NGL feel like the Batfam would have a much better go at it if they weren't majority white.

#like listen POC families have had intergenerational drama on lock for centuries #were just built to be bats #like yeah grandma hated me as a child and my aunts are all evil spies and my uncles are con artists and yet were all here enjoying christmas #like come on #the waynes are too white to have this kind of drama #like for all those people slinging jason todd is latinx headcannons if jason WAS latino #you damn well know u dont move out of ur parents house until ur married #sometimes not even then #so if he got under the red hooded immediately after all that shit he'd rock straight back up to the house #like hey im home wtf is for dinner #cuz its not bruces house baby its OUR HOUSE #Anyway #this is mostly a meme #dont take this seriously or ill ray gun u #DC #Batman #Batfam

[six-of-ravens]

think I've figured out what bugs me so much about Natasha Pulley's work - every female character who could potentially interfere with the ~gay couple~ is portrayed in a negative light

#there's something else about it that bugs me too. like. something about her depiction of history... #i started the kingdoms and im trying to puzzle out why it's not really working for me #also i swear this author KEEPS GIVING HER GAY CHARACTERS WIVES for NO REASON #she literally just wants to portray the wives as bitches #but like. WHY ADD THEM?? WHY MAKE ALICE JOE'S WIFE??? #she did that and then immediately went 'well alice is a rapist and a bad mother then!!' like girl. you could have just made them like #co-inhabitants of this house. and not married. and Lily could be related to Joe in some other way if you NEED a kid... #idk. im still bitter about pepperharrow lol where the eofe finally started being treated like a human and not a fucking chess piece #and then killed herself for her husband basically. SHE DIDN'T HAVE TO DIE. THERE WERE A TON OF SOLUTIONS!! #but no. we can't have sweet baby Mori having a wife after he ran away to England to live with his gay lover nooooooo #WHY EVEN MAKE HIM MARRIED JUST SO YOU CAN KILL HIS WIFE OFF. SHE COULD'VE BEEN HIS HOUSEKEEPER OR SMTH #this has gotten away from me. I just don't like it tho. #if there were any female characters that were portrayed positively though and not treated like a Threat to the Gay I'd feel better #but there aren't so far #unless you count the absentee Madeline #the only female character treated well so far is Joe's daughter Lily and she's two

[citadelselfships]

my condolences to every prince sidon selfshipper for the fiance jumpscare

#unless ur like chill with it and in that case congrats on the new bestie and/or wife #earth to mars #she made me jealous which has become less rare over the years but is VERY funny to me to happen immediately after #i was like ‘holy shit rauru’s wife is hot too i need to marry both of them’ #and then sidon has a fiance and i’m like hmmmmm. Wrong #totk spoilers

[theinfinitedivides]

'we have one parachute.' 'keep it, Pathaan. your hair looks good blowing in the wind.'

#film: pathaan #film: tiger 3 #pathaan #tiger 3 #shah rukh khan #srk #salman khan #katrina kaif #emraan hashmi #bollywood #local gay watches Tiger 3 (for my wife and the cameo of my bisexual pathetic cat boyfriend only).txt #local gay watches Bollywood.txt #other than the way the shawol brainrot kicked in almost immediately and i started humming Onew's No Parachute. #Tiger you are a married f*cking man why are you acting like that. especially after we just witnessed a lip bite and Pathaan promised #to come party with everyone when it's all said and done (bc he'll be f*cked if he doesn't go to a party) #we even got meaningful eye contact and a kiss blown after the fact these two make me ill. he really is the work boyfriend

[sebek-zigbolt]

Vil has the most severe "I can fix him" syndrome I've seen

#text #its so funny #like sometimes hes mom friend 3000 #and sometimes hes just bickering with leona like theyve been married 30 years #sebek being a fucking bitch but vil still cant resist helping him fix his hair (and manners) #rook #just rook #buying hair products for silver #epel ofc #jack ceremony #even if his first instinct is EUGH his immediate reaction after that is “..... okay ill fix him i can do it” #leona being the most “you WONT fix me” guy evr for a delightful dynamic #delete l8r #fear twst brainrot

[fideidefenswhore]

The earldom of Ormond passed through the general line rather than being limited to heirs male. Hunsdon's claim was, therefore, based on the assumption that the earldom should have passed from himself to his father by virtue of their descent from Thomas Boleyn's eldest daughter, Mary. [...] The earldom, therefore, consisted of a title only, to which Elizabeth had no claim because she was 'daughter and heir of Anne, youngest daughter of said Sir Thomas Bullen, late Earl of Ormond.' Hundson reiterated that, since his grandmother was the eldest daughter, his earldom ought to descend to him. [...] Such evidence is compelling. Had he been mistaken [...] Elizabeth [I] could easily have corrected him and claimed the earldom for herself to dispose of as she pleased.

Mary Boleyn: The True Story of Henry VIII's Favourite Mistress, Josephine Wilkinson

#hmm but also wasn't the earldom of ormond taken from him ... was this reverted by parliamentary acts? #i remember elizabeth passed smth reverting all statutes what was it 'contrary to her mother'? #mary was the elder sister and i'll die on this hill and altho i have no incontrovertible proof im convinced she was the middle sibling as #well...idt this disproves it. it might have done had george had descendants #but he had no heir to contradict this claim so it would've reverted to second eldest (mary) #anyway. this book title. let me mind my business... #im pretty sure that was elizabeth blount. #granted a baronry vs granted a knighthood... 11 years? after their marriage?? #btw all you have to do is glance at the dates to realize pgreg wrote a complete historical fantasy lol #not only in making mary the younger sister #but in hviii carrying this torch and only having exiled them at anne's behest and this becoming oh-so-evident bcus he #'immediately favored them' after anne's execution #william stafford was granted a knighthood after his service in scotland #which was btw. two years after mary boleyn died . #like by that logic he favored him as a sign of a favor to the poles (he married dorothy stafford the same year) which would obviously be #ridiculous... in the context of the 1540s #josephine wilkinson #elizabethan

[mermaidsirennikita]

I know that the “vengeful woman who was rejected by the hero and goes insane” is a harmful trope, but it’s one that I frankly unabashedly love when it’s done right.

Reading Tiffany Reisz’s The Mistress right now, and not only is Marie-Laure totally valid for resorting to a murderous rampage upon finding out that Soren was fucking her brother the whole time and even after he stopped fucking her brother and became a Catholic priest, just started fucking ANOTHER LADY LOL, but I frankly don’t know what else she could possibly do. How else do you respond to an L of that magnitude? Murder is the only way

#romance novel blogging #same re: joyce in dreaming of you #if derek craven told me my pussy wasn’t hitting anymore and then married a bespectacled virgin immediately after #i would have no choice but to lose my goddamn mind

[bumblingbabooshka]

Tuvok’s Children

#[REDACTED] family shenanigans #yeah I switched the birth order around so Asil's the third born instead of the last #Also her marriage status is 'complicated' because she's currently contractually married to a ferengi woman and there's drama as to whether #it's real or not (she got contract-married to her over the course of a case) #All of Tuvok's children care deeply about each other and get along well for the most part v_v #they have a bunch of different idealogies and opinions etc but they all respect each other a great deal #Sek #Elieth #Asil #Varith #an inside joke between them is how humans typically only pronounce Sek's name right on the first try 'If their tongue doesn't slip' #Sek is really making up for all his siblings in the 'give me grandchildren' arena #Elieth met Ione Kitain while working and the two of them hit it off right away but they were both engaged #One day he caught word that she was going to get married and he immediately flew to Betazed and went to see her. One conversation later and #they were engaged instead v_v (his family found it DEEPLY embarrassing - everyone else who hears it finds it terribly romantic. #Except the spurned groom of course~) Elieth's betrothed dissolved their bond without fanfare since she kind of didn't want to marry him #uhh Varith has one of Mollie's puppies (grown now) which Mark gave him and she acts as sort of a service dog ! #And Sek took care of their mother when she fell into a depression for a period of time after Voyager was lost #Also - I personally wanna know how they all reacted to that holonovel the doctor wrote about Voyager #hhehee like they meet him in person and Sek's like 'Ah. The Hologram who slandered our father.' #bea art tag #st voyager #st voyager art #star trek #Everyone should have their own little Tuvok family in their minds...!! Each one is precious and good~!! #OH ALSO #Sek is the oldest but shorter than all everyone but Varith (and T'Pel)

[imaginarianisms]

more asoiaf comparisons, parallels & antiparallels to the first dance of the dragons vs the second & final dance of the dragons (& possibly the sixth blackfyre rebellion): the blacks being daenerys i targaryen's supporters, the golds being aegon vi targaryen's supporters, tommen baratheon being a close equivalent to gaemon palehair & his mother essie & sylvenna sand which may be interpreted as a parallel with queen cersei lannister & taena merryweather of myr, trystane truefyre being a close equivalent to aegon/young griff & perkin being jon connington & the shepherd being the new high septon the high sparrow, dalton greyjoy being euron i greyjoy's ancestor & the latter surpassing him, alyn waters later alyn velaryon resembling aurane waters later aurane velaryon & finishing what their ancestors started. history repeats itself.

#out of the galaxy. || ooc. #LIKE!!!! LOOK AT THE PARALLELS BRUH #it kinda makes me wonder who the hightowers would support this time... #its literally so wild how history repeats itself #i think the lannisters would support aegon after he takes king's landing bc they're lowkey fucked either way. #cersei lannister's probably either in hiding at casterly rock or will end up as aegon's political prisoner. maybe jaime too idk. #i have no idea who would lead the lannisters on the side of the golds now that kevan's dead killed by varys tho... maybe genna lannister? #cersei jaime & tyrion's aunt? to parallel johanna lannister who attacked the ironborn like a boss bitch?? #i personally predict aegon'll marry sansa who would have the north the riverlands & the vale at her back—it'd be arranged by baelish & varys #i also think it's possible he'd take arianne martell as another wife to parallel aegon & his wives visenya & rhaenys. #so by taking sansa & arianne as his wives & queens both of whom are well beloved in their countries he'd restore honor to their houses. #bc aerys & later the baratheon dynasty was a terrible time for the starks & the martells so he brings the north & dorne back into the fold. #so by marrying sansa he honors & respects her given her past betrothal to joffrey & forced marriage to tyrion & mending what aerys did #particularly to her grandfather rickard stark & her uncle brandon stark & to her aunt lyanna stark. #& by marrying arianne he's restoring honor to house martell considering all the bs his mother elia martell experienced in king's landing. #(whether elia actually Is his mother or who he perceives her to be) & restoring the line of succession again in dornish hands #& they'd probably marry him on the condition that the northerners & dornish gets special rights & privileges that others don't. #& not to mention that the targaryens starks & martells have a common enemy. #polygamy's a big nono in the faith of the seven but that didn't stop aegon & his wives & im sure after everything w/ the faith rn?? #w/ cersei & the sparrows?? & considering aegon's actually a decent person & he'll be foreshadowed to be popular & loved?? #i don't think most would bat an eye tbh. i actually think daenerys would wanna talk to aegon first tho. #then everything & everyone around them goes to shit & they end up fighting bc like. daenerys wants SO BADLY to have a family. #so like i don't see her immediately perceiving aegon as a threat. #the starks & most of the north would prolly be wary of dany @ 1st due to aerys & having a MASSIVE army w/ three dragons until the long night #except for like. maybe jon. but anyway the martells could be slightly wary of dany bc of what happened with quentyn in meereen. #idk maybe there's a division in the north & dorne. i think sansa & arianne would actually get along personally. #anyway im presuming stannis is gonna be at the nightfort & i personally don't think he's ever gonna come south again. he'll die at the wall.

[toriliashine]

[Playchoices save the date]

Can the ceo guy Shut the actual FUCK UP. he is so annoying, shit happens in my life and he sees me rightfully get mad about it and is using it to sabotage my new job after firing me from my previous one!!! The fact hes still a love interest after chapter 1 is pure dogshit my pussy dried up the moment he became a ceo and continued speaking to me what the hell

Cant believe i spent so long looking up a nice name for him, i hope that prissy bitch sack of shit excuse of a man gets off my dick forever and his sister cuts him off actually!

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#Hate him!!!!! #he was a decent bad boy esque character in chapter one then immediately hopped up the deep end after chapter 1 ending like its joever #hes jusst plain pretentious derailing - an asshole with a superioeity complex who thinks the shit hes doing is okay #nobody likes an asshole whos shitty to everyone vut his sister dipshit! leqve me alone #i need to marry my wedding dress designer gf already im ao serious #im gladder to have my childhood best friend around too tho im not into him romantically i love him plat and wanna hug his dumb blond ass #playchoices #save the date #choicea ramblings

[starstaiined]

doomsday is such a jackie/shauna song and it ruins me

#don't say that you'll always love me / cause you know i'd bleed myself dry for you over and over again #jackie not leaving a burning plane until she drags shauna with her. jackie running back into a burning plane to pull shauna out #jackie giving shauna the last of her rations when they're all starving #jackie spiraling into a breakdown but pulling herself out to be reassuring the second shauna says 'i need my best friend right now' #'I'LL FEEL LIKE THROWING UP' #jackie outside shivering by the fire after having her entire world yanked out from under her #'YOU'LL SIT AND STARE LIKE A GODDAMN MACHINE' #shauna watching her struggle through the window wanting to reach out but holding her pride #'THE DEATH OF ME WAS SO QUIET / NO FRIENDS OR FAMILY ALLOWED' #self explanatory tbqh #'THE FUNNY THING IS I WOULDVE MARRIED YOU IF YOU'D STUCK AROUND' #i firmly hold the belief that if shauna had apologized jackie would've immediately caved #would've forgiven her #yellowjackets #shauna shipman #jackie taylor #jackieshauna #they make me ill

[hussyknee]

Moment of silence for all the incredibly hot people who have no idea they're hot and won't believe it no matter how many people tell them and never will until they look at photos of themselves 20 years later and go "holy fuck I looked like THAT??"

Another moment of silence for their best friends tasked with beating back every single dickhead pestering them after every single mixer to set them up with Hot Friend, including people who were hitting on them until they saw Hot Friend.

#brought to you by a ninny who once dated a guy who had a crush on her best friend #but let that go because everyone had a crush of best friend #only for him to ask me if it was okay to ask her out a week after we broke up #the ninny bit was because i gave him my blessing bc I didnt want to seem like a jealous ex or whatever #idk what he thought would happen but my friend froze him out so bad his dick nearly fell off #consoled himself by having a relationship with a girl who wasn't exactly creepily younger but kinda toed the line somewhat #wasting 7 fucking years of that girl's life then breaking up then consoling my friend when her dad died and then *asking her out again* #yeah the dude was a real prince #but also I could never bring my closest and oldest friend to any mixer without some knobhead pouncing on me immediately after #to my ex husband's dickhead friend to tiny drunk dickhead lesbians #it's a law of the universe that obliviously super hot and genuinely nice people can't pull a decent person if their life depended on it #i guess in the end we're both 36 and still single as fuck. altho she didnt waste 10 yrs of her life married to an asshole #and still looks as gorgeous as she did at 25 #knee of huss #life stuff #if you ask me for her number in the notes i will kill you