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TWIN PEAKS (1990) YELLOWJACKETS (2021) (insp @holdbeast) 
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yan-sideblog · 2 years
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How would the guys react to an mc that doesn't believe they're into them because they've never been hit on or asked out in their life? They tend to brush off their affection as them being friendly because they don't think they're attractive. Could be sfw or nsfw in their methods, whatever you are comfy with ❤
Nothing outright n/sfw but some methods are more suggestive than others.
Jack
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He's a tad heartbroken that they don't see themself as attractive.
Imposes a mandatory self care day cause "dang it they are beautiful and amazing and deserve to feel as such.".
They thought he was affectionate and helpgul before? He's kicking it into overdrive big time.
"Clearly i need to do more to show you just how amazing you are.".
Alan
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At first he takes them brudhinh off flirting as just them being shy.
But then he's confused because "How could they have never been asked out? They're amazing! Is the rest of the world blind or something?".
Might not be the most eloquent man on earth but is great at showing how he feels through his actions.
By the end of the night they'll barely be able to form coherent thoughts, much less doubts about how he feels.
Ren
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He's happy that nobody else has ever approached them but is a little sad they don't take what he says seriously.
There's literally nothing about them he doesn't find perfect.
He'll definitely be giving them more forward and obvious compliments from now on, even after they get the hint.
"Angel i promise there's nothing about you i don't find breathtaking from tbe inside out."
Peter
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He knows about their insecurities before he ever approaches them.
Is even less subtle about how he feels to leave no room for doubt how much he loves them.
From more flirty comments to downright filthy talk.
"Darling i can show you exactly what sort of effect you have on me if that's what it takes to convince you.".
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g-xix · 2 months
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And what's "it"? Like, THE f1? And is F1 like football, like are there European races or is it just worldwide? And are there qualifiers + how do they decide which countries race?
yes! i did just say ‘it’ lmao but i meant formula 1! formula 1 is an already arranged sport, as in the races have already been decided beforehand! there are multiple races, this year it’ll be 24! the races are distributed through different countries, but some countries have multiple races as well (like the us and china) and there are in fact qualifiers, but not in the way you’re thinking lolll
Wait nvm im a fucking idiot i j realised the teams that race are car brands/teams not countries 🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️ Dear God I'm sorry for wasting anyone's time by making u read that, that is honestly embarrassing behaviour on my behalf.
LMFAOAOAO NOOO UR GOOD !! there are 10 teams on the grid and 2 drivers race for each team (technically 3, as there’s also a reserve driver.)
these are the drivers for the 2024 season!
red bull - max verstappen 🇳🇱 & checo perez 🇲🇽
ferrari - carlos sainz 🇪🇸 & charles leclerc 🇲🇨
mercedes - lewis hamilton 🇬🇧 & george russell 🇬🇧
mclaren - lando norris 🇬🇧 & oscar piastri 🇦🇺
aston martin - fernando alonso 🇪🇸 & lance stroll 🇨🇦
haas - nico hulkenberg 🇩🇪 & kevin magnusen 🇩🇰
sauber - valtteri bottas 🇫🇮 & zhou guanyu 🇨🇳
williams - alex albon 🇹🇭 & logan sergeant 🇺🇸
alpine - pierre gasly 🇫🇷 & esteban ocon 🇫🇷
racing bulls - daniel ricciardo 🇦🇺 & yuki tsunoda 🇯🇵
driver championship:
all the drivers are against each other, there are 20 places u can end up on, and there can only be one winner. the winner is determined by who scores the most points (only top 10 fastest during a race receives points, but it’s important to get as many wins and podiums as possible during the season)
constructors championship:
both these take place at the same time, but this is when teamwork comes in. the constructors championship is based on who the fastest team is, and that’s also determined by which has the most points. they receive points from their drivers doing well in races, and then add their points together. for example, if lewis gets 18 points during a race and george gets 15, they’ve scored 33 points for the constructors championship!
the points are given out by how quick you are during a race and how fast you finish. if you’re the fastest to complete, let’s say, 52 laps for example then you get 25 points! one lap is one round around the circuit btw!
1 - 25
2 - 18
3 - 15
4 - 12
5 - 10
6 - 8
7 - 6
8 - 4
9 - 2
10 - 1
(+1 for whoever has the fastest lap)
And 8th what? 8th like, win?
8th world title !! as in becoming an 8 time world champion. he won it in 2008, 2014, 2015, 2017, 2018, 2019 and 2020! he’s actually won over 100 grand prixs (like he’s won over 100 of the races)
Isn't there a movie coming out (maybe out now tbf) about a racer that was a video game neek but got recruited by Ferrari or another big racing group? Do lmk the name + whether you've seen it + whether it's out + who it's acc based on bc it looks super super super interesting imo
oh! gran turismo? i haven’t actually seen it, even though it’s got farleigh from saltburn in it 💘 IT ALSO HAS THE WIFE OF THE RED BULL TEAM PRINCIPAL !! ok no that was kinda mean of me to refer to the GINGER SPICE as blablablas wife, BUT ITS GERI HALLIWEELLLLLL AKA GINGER SPICE !! 🫶🫶 i just haven’t had the time to watch it yet and haven’t really been interested lololol, but it is out yes! i think it’s inspired by jann mardenborough (not in f1 but a racer), but it’s not his story ifygwim.
SOSOSOSO SORRY I PUT U THROUGH ALL THIS !! ILY AND SO EXICTED FOR UR UPCOMING PROJECTS <333 i wish u the best of luck w school and everything else in life !!
HIYA!!!
Can't reply to a lot of the bits n bobs bc i've read them and they've aided my understanding, but ofc i dont rly have much input bc im j learning here 😭😭
BUT THAT WAS VERY HELPGUL.
and big ups to Mr Hamilton too, that's biiiig time for him, winning over 100 Grand Prix's!??!?!!?!!?!? Insanity. Holy fuck, that's genuinely wild, best luck to him on this year's f1
And GRAN TURISMO!!!! That does sound familiar - I'm assuming that's the movie. And OMDS WATCHED SALTBURN A FORTNIGHT AGO!!! fucking wild. that last scene especially, genuinely blew my mind seeing the MC doing that. [no spoiler zone here.] But holy FUCK farleigh was fir - complete arsehole but absolutely stunning.
And I'm rly excited to watch that - lmk if u do and if i do i'll give u a movie review to lyk whether it's worth a watch xxx
STAY WELL SV5!!! <333
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thealmightyemprex · 2 years
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Halloweenathon :The Keep
This time on the Halloweenathon we will look at a supernatural horror film by Michael Mann and ummmm...Its a doozy
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In this 1983 film a group of German soldiers during WWII hold up in a mysterious fortress called the Keep,only for several of the soldiers to be killed by a mysterious supernatural force
......Where do I begin? So this movie isnt BAD ......But its a mess .Part of that is the film had a troubled production with studio meddling , the effects man Wally Veers dying,and the film beingchopped up from 2 hours to 90 minutes ....And sad to say I felt the turmoil while watching
However there are positives .I like the films examination of evil,with two diffrent figures,a cruel high ranking Nazi and a soul sucking vampiric monster called Radu Mollasaar:Basically the evil of man and the evil of a malevolent supernatural force and how their evil is one and the same....And how the evil of man breeds monsters .Also both are solid villains ,Gabriel Byrne ,who I am very mixed on usually is hateable as the cruel tyrant Kaempffer .Radu Molasar is played brillaintly by Michael Carter ,with a strong voice ,imposing height and intimidating presence ,aided by a striking design,Radu <olasar is an underrated movie monster . I also am fascinated by the character Captain Klaus Woermann,a German soldier who despises the Nazis ,buuuuut he is still complicit ,he is a very nuanced anti villain played brillaintly by Jurgen Prochnow,who has a marvelous scene with Gabriel Byrne near the end of the film .If I have a favorite character is is Dr Curza played by the always great Ian McKellen ,who is given health and a chance of revenge against the Nazi party by Radu its just a superb performance .The film also looks amazing ,with excellent cinmatagrophy,effects,lightng and production design
.....So why doesnt it work.Well the fact it has been edited to pieces doesnt help,there are obviously scenes missing cause charecterization flips on a dime (Most notable is a priest going from firendly and helpgul to insane and me ) and the other thing is the film has no centrer ,no central character we care about .The closest as Cuzas daughter Eva ,who is just generic though Alberta Watson does a decent job and I suppose our lead character is Glaeken ,a msysterious stranger played by Scott Glenn ......But he is so enigmatic that he is actually hard to connect too ,and poor Scott Glenn has nothing to work with . Its not like an enigmatic protagonist cant work,I think Kyle Mchlachlin in the Hidden is a great example,but for some reason Scott Glenn falls flat in this movie . There is also a very pointless love subplot between Eva and Glaeken that adds nothing
So the film has potential but the flaws do bring it down .Will admit the monster is great
Also trigger warning :There is a S*xual assault scene
@ariel-seagull-wings @metropolitan-mutant-of-ark @amalthea9 @angelixgutz @princesssarisa @filmcityworld1 @the-blue-fairie @themousefromfantasyland
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Exploring UI/UX/CX
To understand ui and ux better i completed some more research into it via using this instagram profile. this profile is full of really helpgul tips and tricks on how to work successfully as a designer.
during this specific post i learnt about understanding about how UI is the point of interaction between the business and its audience. UX is about the user experience, and focusing onmaking sure that the platform is fully optimized to complete satisfaction of the user. I then learnt about CX, the idea of designing and considering the consumers entire expereince.
pixselsacademy (2023).👋 Hey Designers. Instagram. [online]. 28 March. Available from: https://www.instagram.com/p/CqVTmO8vpyY/. [Accessed 13 April 2023]
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yumenosakiacademy · 4 years
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me: [sees an activity notification pop up once every like hr bc ppl r queueing from me] me, crying: please.. just fucking Spam why must u prolong this
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darkacademiadotcom · 3 years
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do you have any suggestions for a highschool student on how to be more “dark academic”? <3
Of course! Dark academia is all about a love for, well, academia. I'd say maybe finda topic you love, doesn't have to be an inherently "dark academi" topic, but just learn. Learn everything you can. Have a hunger for learning. Read (doesn't have to be the classics). One can easily tell when a person is well-read, so be that.
As for clothing, and physical aspects of it, everything applies the same, but you can of course tone it down by for example keeping to the same colour palette, but only jeans and turtleneck. Now I'm not the best at this, but I'll tag a couple creators who have helpgul guides for such things, i believe they can help more. But just for now, I'd say it doesn't matter what grade you're in because dark academia is for everyone! I myself am only 17.
@deadpoetlibrary @dark-academia-tips
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charliespring-old · 2 years
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Essay writing cute and fun and #girl:
Main objective: pretend you are in a ghibli film. Put on cute background music, make some tea or coffee or whatever you like and have it on the desk next to you, maybe a fun pastry too. Now be really dreamy. Completing this essay is gonna be magical. It'll pave the way for you to be able to do the things you've always wanted to do. Everything you've done before has led up to this point. Now that you're hyped up, write all you can until you need a break, and repeat the cycle again next time if it helps. I'm sure your SO will be proud of you no matter what so that could be pretty good motivation too haha
ANON!!! this is genuinely so helpgul omgg im going to open my windows and do a mask and sit down and pretend im in a ghibli film!!!!! you are a genius!!!! COMPLETING THIS ESSAY IS GONNA BE MAGICAL. i literally love you
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In this experiment, I found three motivational quotes and wrote them down in my own creative way. Then I filled out three charts: excuse busting list, time waster list and chunking the task. I also practiced the ten minutes technique by reviewing for my math exam. I read the materials and took notes and annotations, I also did some practice problems to make sure I know how to solve application questions.
I found this experiment very helpgul because it is really practical. I procrastinate a lot just simply because I do not want to get my work started, I always want to waited until the last minute. Thus, this experiment is a very good strategy to deal with my procrastination. At first, I got motivated by the motivational quotes which give me a good start. Then I eliminated all my excuses and time wasters that I could no longer procrastinate. Plus, I chunked my study into small steps and use ten minutes technique to let myself get it started. I found that once I got it started, it is not hard for me to continue doing it. I think I would apply this strategy to my future studying for sure. 👌🏻
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cutsliceddiced · 5 years
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the-music-keeper · 5 years
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To-do list for the weekend...
Yeah, I got nothing witty to say for an intro.
Global Music
1. Presentation for Tuesday. (So two people didn't show up, the PowerPoint dragged its feet while opening, and our videos didn't play. But everyone who was there was super helpgul, and my professor said we did a great job rolling with the punches, so BOOM.)
Theory
2. Comp project! (We have to write a serialist trio or quartet. I started it, but I'd like to finish it.)
Musicology
3. Annotated bibliography. (Yeah, the bibliography got turned in literally a minute before the deadline.)
4. Detailed outline. (Did better with this one -- it got turned in ten minutes before the deadline.)
Composition
5. The etude. (I LOVED WHAT I CAME UP WITH SO MUCH)
Practice
6. Mozart sonata. (I didn't practice at all this week and it still needs to be memorized. Ugggggggggggh.)
7. Bach allemande. (Needs to have a stronger pulse.)
8. Bach sarabande. (Needs to be more songlike.)
9. Bach anglaise. (Needs to be picked back up.)
10. Bach gigue. (Needs to be faster.)
11. Sluka sonata, second movement. (...*dies*)
Other Stuff
12. Aural Skills stuff for Wednesday and Friday. (I already did the assignment for Monday -- which is why it's not on the main list.)
13. Mark reflections on chapters 3 and 4. (Maybe.)
I absolutely have, have, have to practice this weekend because I have finally decided to declare the Performance concentration and do the audition this semester -- so everything has to be perfect for juries. Nothing less than PERFECTION will be acceptable.
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elvhenlavellan · 7 years
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IF ANOTHER PERSON IGNORES ME WHEN I AM TRYING TO BE HELPGUL I AM GOUNGG TO LOOODSSSSEEE IT
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spectrumscribe · 7 years
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Your Heart’s Desire
a very late submission to tmntflashfic‘s valentine’s day prompt thing, since it got insanely long, and has to be broken up into parts.
Master Post of Chapters.
————————————————————————————- Chapter Five.
Casey slammed his bag down on the table, and slumped into his seat. His fellow arts student, directly across from him, raised her eyebrow.
“What crawled up your sorry ass and died?” She asked, eyes skimming over the dark circles under his eyes, and the scratches on his arms. “Or better question, what attacked your sorry ass?”
“I went from having one demon, to two demons, to three demons, all of them pissy little assholes-” Casey counted on his fingers quickly. “-in under, like, a week or two or some shit. I don’t even know anymore. Jesus.”
“You got another cat? Cats? Two new cats, plus the first one. Yikes.”
“Yeah. Sure. My cats.”
“Three cats is a lot of cats, Casey. Even for a currently single art student.”
Casey dug out his energy drink, cracked it open, and took a sip before answering. “You’re telling me.”
“So what happened to you last night? The cuts and shit. Your cats turn on you or something?”
“Or something.” Casey grumbled, nursing his drink. Caffeine. Sweet, sweet caffeine. “Two of them got chased off by the other one, and then showed up again in the middle of the night- not even after four AM, god- and proceeded to continue their piss fit in the middle of my living room, trash my kitchen and couch in the process, and bring my neighbor’s wrath down on all of us. Again.”
Two extraordinarily angry demons dropping out of thin air- right onto another demon, who’d finally gone to sleep maybe an hour ago- in the middle of the night hadn’t been fun. Casey had woken up to the loudest racket he’d heard in… probably a few hours. Maybe.
There’d been fire involved. There’d been purple electricity involved. And just for shits and giggles- knowing Mikey- there’d been balls of pure energy launched into the fray that left chunks missing from whatever they hit.
And then April had kicked down his door, broom and water gun in hand, and everything went straight to metaphorical hell.
Not literal hell, thank god, but they certainly were heading that direction for a while there.
Donnie had tried to kill Casey at least twice more. Maybe Mikey too. That being- Mikey maybe trying to kill Casey, and Donnie maybe trying to kill Mikey. At the same time. Casey hadn’t been able to tell for sure if Mikey actually tried to kill him or not, but he had a very deep suspicion of that one stray plasma shot.
April was the only reason anyone actually went to bed afterwards. Casey now had three new words to live by: Witches Kill Bitches. Yikes.
Casey took another long sip of his drink.
He’d gotten electrocuted, beaten, and just a tiny bit burned. Fun night. Maybe one of the wildest he’d had in a while.
Whoop-dee-fucking-doo.
“Why don’t you just give two of the cats back? The first one sounded chill enough without the others.”
Casey laughed dryly. “Oh I wish. I really fucking wish.”
If April couldn’t chase the other two off- and damn if she hadn’t tried- then no one could.
Casey’s classmate shook her head sympathetically and despairingly. “Casey, I do not envy your life, nor do I understand it.”
Casey slumped over the table, balancing his already empty drink in his hand. “You and me both. God.”
   april
april
april
APRIK ANSWER ME
fuck april*
CAPS LOCK STANDS THO
 Casey for god’s sake
What is it?
It’s not even three AM yet why are you texting me
 I JUST REALIZED RAPH MIGHT ACTUALLY KILL ME
 …how is this news?
He threatened your life at least five times the first day you met.
 YEAH BUT I JUST REMEMBERED THE SOUL THING
THE SOUL THIGN APRIJG
THESOULTHING
 You’re worse than I am at three in the morning.
What ‘soul thing’, Casey.
 THE SOUL THING ABOUT HOW IM SIGNING MY SOUL OVER TO HIM FOR WHATEVR STUPID CNTRACT I MADE AND HOW ILL DIE ASSOON AS HE TAKEE IT
 Typos galore, and
Yikes.
 THIS IS WHY IM SITTING IN MY EMPTY BATH TUB AT THREE AM IM GOING TO FUCING DIE
APRIL HELP IM FUCKED
I FUCKED MYSELF OVER RLLY BADLY THISTME
H E LP
 And somehow, I’m betting you still find him ‘hot’.
 YES THIS IS PART OF THE ‘FUCKED MYSELY OVER’ BIT
 Oh Casey.
Casey, Casey, Casey.
How did you make it to adulthood? Really.
 SHUTUP THATS NOT HELPGUL RIGHT NOW
APIL IM SCREAMING
SCREMAING AT THREE AM IN MY FUCKIG BATHTUB
FUCK MY FICKING LIFE OH MY GOD
 Raph’s kept you alive this long, he probably won’t kill you.
I’m assuming, at least.
You’re very hard to keep alive, Casey. If he just went and killed you after all this, it’d be a waste of time and effort.
Of course I could be wrong and your demon call boy could just be insane.
 SCREAMING APRL
SCRMMING IN A BATHTUB
NOT
HELPING
ME
 At this point, you may be beyond help.
Even mine.
  AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
ohshit i woke up don
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fuckripme mikes awaketoo fukcv
apl make sure my funeral is a nece one I deserved better ing likfe than this
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  Casey?
Casey?
Good grief. None of us are ever getting a full night’s rest ever again.
I’m getting my gun, Casey. I’ll be there right away.
I just need pants first.
    In the end, Casey didn’t ask Raph about the soul thing. He was, in a word that he was never ever going to repeat to anyone, too chicken-shit to do it.
If Raph’s reply was “Yup. When we complete the contract and I take your soul- you die. Tough.” then Casey wasn’t sure how he’d handle that. Better to just avoid the whole awkward “will you kill me or not” conversation for now.
And besides, he didn’t really want to bring up the whole ‘ending the contract’ thing. If he did, that meant they’d have to start working on it again, and Casey… didn’t really want it to end. Not just yet.
He focused instead on surviving the transition into having Donnie as a member of their crowded household, and not dying in the process.
The lanky demon, dark as Raph but with way more hair and way less muscle, was a complete know-it-all. He took every chance he had to lord over Casey the fact that he was just some ‘ignorant human’, Donnie’s words not Casey’s.
He also took every chance he had to hint very unsubtly that Casey didn’t deserve Raph’s presence in his home, and Casey tried not to read deeper into that beyond speciest tendencies Donnie seemed to have.
Mostly though, as long as Donnie was preoccupied by the thick textbooks he kept getting from somewhere, or by Mikey or Raph, he didn’t give Casey much attention at all. Just lounged around Casey’s apartment building, and made snide comments at everyone.
It wasn’t intolerable, seeing as Donnie had gotten over his ‘murder the human’ phase pretty quick. Still annoying for Casey though, trying to make it through his own apartment, only to have a long tail trip him up, or a large wing snap out in his face. Casey retaliated with holy water mixed into Donnie’s food portions, smacking the demon’s protruding appendages with his hockey sticks, and sicking Raph on his brother when all else failed.
Or April, but watching the two of them stare one another down, broom and magic in hand, was a bit hard on Casey’s heart, so. Not so much that option. He liked his apartment intact, thank you.
So basically, Casey snapped at Donnie and Donnie snapped at him and they both threatened violence until someone pushed them apart. No blood was shed- no more than what was usual lately- and they somehow found a balance of mutual dislike.
In the end, neither of them liked one another, but Donnie had been very clear he wasn’t leaving until Raph did, and Casey had been very clear that he either shove it or shove off.
But no one was dead yet, so. Kudos to both of them.
Now Casey was dealing with a new problem, created another time over with the newest addition to his already too cramped home: feeding them all.
“Why do you guys have to eat so fucking much?” Casey grumbled, shoving the heavy grocery cart along. “God. This is more than I eat in a month.”
“I need power, because you’re a moron who can’t even remember why he summoned me,” Raph answered as he tossed yet another package of food into the cart. “And because Don and Mike are little shits who like to be as annoying as they can.”
“Yeah, I kinda figured that out,” Casey said sulkily. Accommodating three demons at once was a major hassle, especially when one was liable to set the neighborhood on fire for a laugh, and the other was still in the middle of a silent pissing contest with his neighboring witch. Oh the trials of adulthood. Casey felt like he deserved a vacation.
If it wasn’t for the insane load of cash Donnie had magicked up, Casey knew he would’ve hit broke by now. From where the cash had come from, Donnie wouldn’t say, but looking at all the zeroes in his account, Casey hadn’t felt like questioning its origins.
He had however, questioned why he wasn’t paying some price for the generous donation. Donnie had replied vaguely that his due was being covered by Raph, and then promptly fucked off into the open air; lifting off the ground with sweeps of his wings, and leaving Casey outside the supermarket without a real explanation.
Fucking demons.
Upside of things, Casey had gotten to send his dad and sister a good chunk of cash, and he didn’t have to worry about student loans anymore. Downside, his dad had texted to check if Casey had switched career choices to become a hitman and his sister had texted with the question if escort prices had suddenly gone up.
No faith from his family, honestly. Couldn’t he make money in a legal manner? Casey could totally make that much money if he tried.
Raph came back to the cart with an armful of hotdog and hamburger buns, and dumped them into the already very full cart.
“For the meat,” Raph explained shortly to Casey’s questioning look.
“What meat?” Casey asked.
Before Raph could answer, a shopping cart went racing past their aisle, and Casey caught a glimpse of Mikey riding it and what looked like majority of the raw meat section stacked in with him.
“That meat,” Raph said, pointing after his brother, and Casey could hear semi-maniacal laughter coming from that direction.
Casey sighed, and started to push their cart towards the direction Mikey had gone. “Guess we’re having a barbeque tonight, since no way this is all fitting in the fridge.”
Something crashed on the other side of the store, and Casey started pushing their cart a bit faster.
After they’d wrangled Mikey, magicked away the witnesses memory of the demon’s full-tilt crash into the flower stand, repaired said flower stand, and Donnie had at some point reappeared mysteriously out of thin air to snark at everyone- Casey managed to herd the three demons towards the check out with their purchases.
Again, he got his usual cashier, and the man gave Casey another look for his newest addition to their gaggle. Donnie admittedly stood out even more than Mikey did, in looks at least, being well over six feet. Mikey still had him beat in aura of crazy though.
In comparison to his siblings, one twitching constantly and the other giving everything a calculative and condescending look, Raph was practically normal seeming. Slightly below average height, and just a tinge of surliness to him.
And then Raph hiccupped a smoke ring, and the image was ruined.
Casey paid for their food, and didn’t give the cashier any explanation for his friend group.
     Since Casey didn’t technically have a barbecue for barbecue, and neither did April, the task of cooking the meat got passed over to the walking fire pit. They also ended up relocating to the roof, after Raph set Casey’s ceiling on fire.
A pleasantly warm evening wind blew over the roof top, wafting the smell of cooking meat towards Casey. He glanced up to look at the other roof top occupants.
April had brought one of her folding chairs up with her, and was reading a book near her garden. The position was only semi-protective seeming, and everyone was giving her garden a wide birth.
Mikey was busy playing with a cat that’d appeared out of nowhere, despite Casey’s apartment building being pet free. Casey had started to question the cat earlier, but then he’d seen it had deep, bottomless black eyes, and had figured he’d leave well enough alone. At least it seemed more interested in rolling around on the roof with Mikey, rather than causing extra property damage like all the other demons in Casey’s life.
Donnie was the opposite of Mikey, completely lax and silent. He was laid out on a blanket that he’d probably stolen from Casey’s linen closet. Wings out and tail twitching, Donnie seemed intent on catching the last rays of the sun before it went down, slowly paging through yet another thick book he’d pulled out of nowhere. Eventually, he and April were probably going to bond like the condescending smarty-pants assholes they both were, and then everyone else was probably going to die.
Raph was rotating a couple dozen meat products in the air, flames licking around them in helix spirals. It smelt great, and Raph’s intent focus on keeping the food from burning gave Casey the chance to side-eye him a bit.
Admittedly, Casey might’ve been side-eyeing all the demon brothers, because shit- it wasn’t like they weren’t all relatively to very good looking. Even Mikey wasn’t exactly hard on the eyes, as unlikely as it was for Casey to ever risk going for him. Because he liked his extremities intact and not bitten off, and he totally still caught Mikey eyeing him like food sometimes.
Point being- Casey had a lot of very attractive men staying in his apartment at the moment, and wow was he very gay.
He tried to remind himself that A) two out of the three would probably kill him if they got the chance, and B) his focus was on Raph, as impossible to obtain as the demon likely was, and that he shouldn’t get distracted by the demon’s siblings.
And besides, he liked Raph the best anyways. Better personality, even if no one else would probably think that except for Casey.
Casey refocused on the sketchpad in his hands, and did his best to reroute his wandering thoughts. No gay thoughts for him, no siree. Not while he was in the presence of others.
He was in the middle of yet another sketch of a full demon form- this time Donnie’s, because the long swooping tail and wings were fun to draw. He was still trying to get the proper look down, since at the moment it looked too much like a regular dragon, and not a demon.
“Hey Raph,” Casey said, glancing up from his drawing again. “Quick question. How come you all look like dragons? Not very demony.”
“Because that’s what fits this era best,” Raph replied. Which made no sense.
“Elaborate a little more than that?”
Raph gave him a look, but answered anyways. “Our manifesting shapes change depending on the plain of existence we enter, and also with whatever the sentient population will fear best. In this era, it’s apparently big scaly lizards with wings. I’m not complaining, since it’s better than some we’ve gotten.”
“Dragons are cool shit though,” Casey said, twirling his pencil as he watched the meat in the air do the same. “They’re everywhere in media. Not exactly the boogieman.”
“Worked well enough on you,” Raph said, giving Casey a teasing smirk.
Casey scoffed. “Man, whatever. It was morning and I was hung over. ‘scuse me for not being able to keep my cool with a fucking demon in my house.”
Raph gave a warm laugh, and Casey found himself smiling just a tad wider than he usually would.
“Okay, I got another question then,” Casey said, leaning forwards on his crossed legs. “Which one of your ‘manifestations’ has been your favorite? You gotta have one, seein’ as you’re old as shit now.”
“Shut up, I’m young by demon standards,” Raph said, rolling his eyes. “And if you really wanna know, one of them was one I had just a couple hundred years ago. Not on this plain of existence, but it wasn’t too far off in similarity.”
“Yeah? What was it?”
“A turtle,” Raph said, and Casey couldn’t help the startled laugh that came out of him.
“What? No way. How is a turtle scary?” Casey asked in disbelieving amusement. “They’re like- tiny and cute and shit. Slow too.”
Raph shrugged, twirling his wrist so all the meat in the air would too. “I’d show you, but since I’m busy… hey Donnie!”
“What?” Donnie said in a tone that Casey recognized easily from his own sibling.
“Get over here; I want you to show Casey what the turtle manifestation looked like.”
“Ugh, no way. I’m busy right now,” Donnie said, giving them both a grumpy look.
Raph twirled a couple hotdogs threateningly towards Donnie. “Do it, or I use your horns as extra roasting sticks.”
“Raph- come on, don’t be a dick.”
“Don’t be a lazy shit.”
“Raph.”
“Donnie.”
“Fine,” Donnie grumbled, getting up if only because the hotdogs had been getting dangerously close to his seven inch horns.
Casey stood up too, officially and extremely intrigued about what would happen next. He wasn’t alone in that either, since April had set down her book to watch the rest of them, and Mikey and his weird cat had gone still.
Donnie steepled his fingers together, and closed his eyes. For a moment, nothing happened, but then a rune circle appeared under his feet. From the bright purple magic, a wall of water swirled up and around Donnie. The height of the airborne whirlpool grew, and Casey could see that something inside was growing with it.
Then, the water’s surface broke at the bottom, and receded upwards to reveal-
-a giant bipedal turtle.
Casey let out a shocked laugh, and couldn’t believe his eyes.
Donnie had gone from six something to twelve something, now with the addition of a shell, plastron, and dark green scales. A long staff was strapped to his back, held in place by royal purple sashes wrapped around Donnie’s chest and shell. The water receded to pool in the air above Donnie’s head, and it condescend into a sort of reflective disk. Casey mentally compared it to the halos he’d seen on angels in church murals.
Donnie reopened his eyes, which had remained luminous red through the transformation, and looked down Casey with a displeased look. Somehow, even with a beak like mouth, he managed to sneer at Casey.
“Ta da,” Donnie said, giving a half-assed jazz hands. “One turtle reporting for duty. Can I change back now? This itches.”
Casey noted that instead of discordant and harsh, the demon’s words were actually close to lyrical sounding in this form.
“Why’s it itch?” Casey asked, secretly hoping to prolong things so he could memorize the finer details of this form. Shit, this would look amazing in watercolors.
“Because it’s not the right one for this world,” Donnie said in a deeply annoyed tone. “It’s wrong and it feels a bit like wearing a winter coat in summer, I guess.”
“Oh. Neat.” Casey replied vaguely, still busy memorizing.
“You know,” April spoke up. “I wonder if anyone can see the shit you guys do on this roof. I don’t know about you, but it would be weird to see a giant bipedal turtle on my roof if I didn’t know better.”
“I have spells that erase memories of events like this,” Donnie replied smoothly, with only a hint of ‘duh’ in his tone.
“Yeah, but I’m pretty sure Raph doesn’t, because yesterday a guy at the coffee shop down the way said he saw a really weird ass bird in the sky. About the size of a mini-van? Pointy horns too.”
Everyone looked at Raph, who looked a little embarrassed.
“Raph.” Donnie said in a disapproving tone.
“Sometimes I forget to turn them on, okay?” Raph defended.
“I can’t believe you.”
“Shut up! Do you want dinner or not?”
“I do! We do!” Mikey interjected, waving his cat around in the air like something out of the Lion King. The cat made a long warbling meow, and Casey’s felt goosebumps prickle on his skin.
While the others were distracted, he took the chance to pick up his sketchbook and start a rapid gesture drawing of Donnie. Maybe later, he could get Raph do switch forms too, and draw him as well.
So while Casey hurriedly drew, Donnie got pelted by hotdogs as he kept berating Raph for his carelessness, said hotdogs quickly snatched out of the air by Mikey and his cat and devoured, and April calmly watched the whole show from over the top of her novel.
All in all, a pretty normal evening for them lately.
Casey was about done with being assaulted by demons.
Example: being stalked on the way home from campus, and feeling increasingly evil vibes being aimed at the back of his head.
The first afternoon in days that didn`t involve one or more of his mostly unwanted house guests tagging along- and this happens.
Casey risked a glance over his shoulder.
The man, concealed by his loose black hoodie and blue ball cap, was still following him. He seemed normal enough from first glance, no tail or horns or anything in plain sight, but Casey also knew better by now than to be fooled by that.
Casey thought he saw a flash of icy blue eyes from under the hat brim, and he whipped his eyes back to the sidewalk in front of him.
He was at least a half hour’s walk from his apartment still, and the bus wouldn’t save him now.
Why didn’t demons have cell phones? Raph could probably destroy a small city on his lonesome, but he didn’t have a god damn cell phone.
Casey tugged out his phone, trying to casually speed up his walking as he did.
april help im being stalked by one of raphs crazy relatives pls send help rn
A cold shudder went through Casey, and he knew the guy following him had gotten closer again. On and off as he’d been walking the last five minutes, every time Casey looked back, the guy got closer.
Fear sweat prickled the back of his neck, and Casey swallowed.
He didn’t have a handy bat or hockey stick, and he didn’t have a demon protecting him either. Unless someone got here quickly, he was probably going to end up demon food.
Pretty sick way to go, all things considering, but he’d rather not die on this particular day.
“Respond,” Casey muttered. “Please, god- April, respond already.”
Casey felt a rush of air go past him, and it felt way too fucking cold for this time of year. Something not actually there tried to climb up his spine, and Casey shuddered all the way down to his soul.
He typed an all caps message of ‘HOLY FUCK APRIL IM SERIOUS PLS RESPOND RN’ and started walking even faster.
Wow this was not how he wanted to die right now. Maybe later, maybe a few years down the line, but not right fucking now.
His phone chimed, and Casey gasped out a choked laugh.
Raph’s on his way. ETA should be less than a minute.
Why can’t our lives be normal anymore.
BESNIDELATERIMGONNADIE
What else is new?
Casey would have replied again, but a violent shudder went through him as an ice cold feeling gripped his body. He didn’t want to turn around, really, he didn’t- but he did anyways.
Raph’s brother- probably the elusive Leo- stared Casey dead in the eye, from just a block away. Navy blue eyes froze Casey to his core, and he felt like he was suddenly breathing sub-zero air.
Leo opened his mouth, and something reverberated through the air. The other humans walking down the street around Casey stumbled, and Casey’s knees came close to buckling. He only barely recovered enough to keep standing.
Welp. Time to start running.
Casey bolted fast as he could, and he cursed Raph for bringing this kind of insanity into his life.
Casey might’ve been slacking on his exercise lately- too much demonic influence in his life to even remember- but he could still sprint like the wind. He’d never quite grown out of the skinniness from his teenage years, and he counted his blessing that he hadn’t packed on muscle like he’d hoped he would. Wind whistled past him as he ran, and Casey felt caught between sheer terror and utter excitement.
Nothing like running for your life to kick the old adrenaline into gear.
Casey risked a partial glance over his shoulder, and regretted it as caught sight of Leo still hot on his tail. The demon wasn’t even running, he was just walking- and yet, he was still only a block behind Casey.
Fucking demons. Fucking demon magic. Fucking life.
Casey pushed himself to run faster, and prayed he wouldn’t land on his knee wrong and wipe out. He’d be screwed if he did.
He yelped as the sidewalk ahead of him was suddenly coated in ice, and he had to stop short before he hit it. Casey turned to the left, and darted across the street. A lone car honked at him as he ran, and for a second, the accident that’d fucked his knee over flashed across his eyes.
Then it was gone, and his feet hit the sidewalk across the street. He kept running, lungs heaving as he attempted to give Raph time to show the fuck up and save his ass.
Casey had to change directions again though, as the sidewalk again was covered in ice. This time with jagged points aimed directly at Casey, ones that would impale him clear through if he fell on them.
Casey dodged away from them, and found himself in an alley. An alley with a dead end.
Shit. Clichés. He hated clichés.
Casey whirled to run back out, and found Leo blocking the way. Casey retreated further into the alley, and raised his hands to the calmly advancing demon.
“Okay, so, I dunno if the other two have told you this yet-” Casey swallowed, trying for bravado instead of nervousness. “-but I’m officially off the menu. Just ask Raph, he’ll vouch for me.”
Leo didn’t pay his words any mind, and the air around Casey suddenly went freezing. With a wave of his hand, encircled by blue runes, Leo sent the alley into the deep freeze.
Casey’s airways went dry from the sudden drop, and he glanced around in panic. The walls of the alley were quickly being covered in ice, sharp points growing from both sides like jagged teeth. Casey’s shoes skidded momentarily, as the ice spread across the ground as well.
“I’m serious, Leo,” Casey said, trying to get the demon’s attention by saying his name. “Raph and me are cool. So if you could, like, be a little less literal with the chill, he’ll be here any second now to explain the shit that’s been going on-”
Leo remained quiet, but shut Casey up with a harsh gust of ice wind. Casey inhaled sharply, and coughed at the sheer coldness. It spread through him, and he coughed harder as he struggled to breathe.
Then-
He realized he couldn’t move his feet.
Casey made the mistake of glancing down, and saw that his feet were encased in ice. Ice that was steadily climbing up his legs, and locking him in place.
The dark ice moved quickly, spreading up Casey’s body almost faster than he could register what was happening. It covered his legs, and then spread to his torso, and Casey couldn’t breathe, ice filling his lungs and chilling him through.
His eyes clouded with tears, as ice wind kept whipping around him. He was half blind, more than half frozen, and came to the conclusion he probably was going to die.
He managed one last cough, before the ice spread to his neck, and froze his lungs in place. He felt the ice spreading down his arms, and Casey couldn’t think it was so cold. Everything was burning, the freezing prison wrapping itself around every piece of his body.
Casey felt the ice creep onto his face, his vision blurring as it did, and he couldn’t fight it at all.
The ice covered his nose, and spread over his eyes and head, and then Casey was trapped in the dark. His eyes frozen shut and his lungs frozen in place.
Then-
Something flared, hot and burning, on his chest-
And the ice shattered around his face, around his chest, and Casey could breathe again.
He blinked rapidly, sucking in as much air as he could, and tried to clear the clinging ice crystals to his face. Everything hurt, his hands and feet and legs and every bit of skin on him- they felt like they were still encased in ice. Cold enough that the warmer air was making them burn.
Casey saw something red flicker on his chest again, but he couldn’t see well enough to recognize what it was.
He spotted Leo, who’s calm, blank expression had broken. He was staring at Casey in shock, visibly confused as to why Casey wasn’t a human popsicle.
Then Raph fell out of the sky, right onto Leo, and threw his brother across the alleyway. Casey managed a short laugh at the sudden shift in mood, Leo looking utterly confused and offended by the turn of events, and Raph looking like he wanted to set everything and Leo on fire, the both of them yelling at one another in increasing volumes-
And then Casey’s vision went black, and he felt himself hit the ground.
next part.
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