#and thor cuz he is the cool uncle
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Okokokok so (assuming) you’re an avid heimes shipper, I’m rlly curious, so like, how do you think (in your resurrection au) kratos would feel if Hermes came back to life out of nowhere and started dating Heimdall??? LMAOO
OR EVEN, WOULD, your au Heimdall even ever be into Hermes at all????? Due to his redemption and all??? KSJDKDJ I can’t stop thinking abt it😭
oh ive thought about this A LOT. like an ungodly amount. i actually at first made a character for Heimdall as a love interest but scrapped it cuz i didnt want it to be a Heimdall x oc thing ya know. then my dear friend (@medievildead) got me Hermespilled- and now i have. better ideas. they wouldnt work with what im actually going for with res!AU cuz itd add sooooo many things and its just. ough. but!
There's so many ways this could go. So Many. (x0k if youre reading this im encouraging you to make a version with your Hermes AU c:)
But i'd like to imagine that Atreus one day just comes home wearing the like ancient Greek travelling outfit and Kratos looks him up and down, goes silent for a few minutes before asking where the fuck and who the fuck he got that from. Atreus just happily going "from this really nice man, had flaming hair, weird little voice but he was cool and- oh there he is-" and just points over to Hermes crawling out of the bushes and yelling "where are my fucking shoes Kratos?!"
i think thats funny, i think that should be canon. Hermes existing and following Atreus home to Midgard opens up so much place for angst with Kratos and Atreus but im not here for that, im here to make 2 people worse. mostly Heimdall, reverse therapy now that Hermes is here /hj
Hermes joining the gang is just like like the Thor scene but Loud and hes like "i brought olives :]" and Kratos lets him in just for that trade tbh.
Kratos asking how tf hes even alive and Hermes replies with "im bugs" without elaborating, we never find out how he's alive.
Uncle Hermes is definitely my fav trope so him bonding with Atreus over atheletics and mischief, mostly bullying Heimdall. Hermes locked eyes with Heimdall and immediately decided that he was a worthy opponent. so their relationship starts with Hermes and Atreus bullying the shit out of Heimdall, who's self growth is really being tested on a daily basis. when Atreus leaves again Heimdall is left with just 1 shithead insisting on making his life harder (but oh so affectionately).
i think Heimdall would actually be more likely to fall for Hermes cuz he finally got that giant stick out of his ass, would probably find his japes and overall mischief endearing, after he warms up to the Greek god.
Hermes is canonically really good at cooking too if im correct so him helping Heimdall with cooking,,, cute. so cute. Hermes teaches Heimdall Greek dishes and Heimdall teaches him Nordic dishes but Hermes usually just goes "this has no flavour" which in return makes Heimdall call him a slur of some kind in offense.
Heimdall showing off Gulltoppr being like "this is my great and loyal beast, he has never left my side for anyone, neither in life or death. he will never be loyal to anyone els-" camera turns to Hermes giving a purring Gully tummy rubs :3
unrelated (sorta) but i think Angrboda and Hermes would actually get along really well.
Hermes being the god of travel drags Heimdall around the 8 realms c o n s t a n t l y. Heimdall hates it, especially since Vanaheim would probably be Hermes' fav realm. but he usually plans a 'surprise' picnic so Heimdall isn't too upset about it :3
Hermes constantly throwing apples at Heimdall. infront of everyone. its funny. most people dont get why Heimdall turns completely red every single time.
if Kratos still has Hermes' boots like he did in the gow 2018 trailer and actually gives them back, Hermes would probs lend them to Atreus occasionally for travelling like the good uncle he is. or as i like to say, buncle. Atreus' bug uncle c:
Hermes would definitely flirt with Heimdall constantly before they start dating just to annoy the living shit out of him which Atreus would find extremely entertaining but once these 2 fuckers start dating they turn their attention back to bullying Atreus. rip my man
Heimdall giving his bf bifrost legs. Hermes deserves bifrost legs. he'd look So Gay. not sure how that'd work but its canon now.
overall i just have many unhinged (normal) thoughts about these 2, too many to put into words but this hopefully gets the point across c:
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My son had the angular idea and he came up with this as an idea for a car to try and beat the radar and it works pretty good so we're going to produce this too but they're going to be called our son's name Less Kraken and they'll blame Trump cuz he's Uncle less and it's going pretty good
Thor Freya
Olympus
Hate to tell you about this my idea let's put this up again and it's nice it's really not a bad car looks really cool and we're going to have go ahead and try to make the kit and put it on certain vehicles and you can imagine which ones it's kind of classy and it will go fast on a Mercedes or Audi infinity or the cars like that it's a nice car
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Single dad tony and the starbrand baby, that's my solution
#and rhodey is co-parenthing with him#and thor cuz he is the cool uncle#AND FOR FUCK SAKE I HAVE JUST REALIZED THAT WE AREN'T GOING TO HAVE TONY AND STARBRAND BABY CONTENT SOON NEITHER :'O
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i meant more in universe future
Ah cool!
I feel like, since they don’t age or anything
They’d stay the same sassy and pure couple they always were (I have not read a canon interaction between them in over a year help)
I think they’d have like, a lot more adventures like they had in ship of the dead and the hammer of Thor cuz like, unlimited time
They’d have loads of weird interactions with percabeth’s kids and the rest of the universe in General bc here are two premier fighters and wise demigod people and they’re just like 15 and everyone else ages and they don’t and that’s just be funny
Annabeth, to child: this is uncle Magnus, he’s 37
7 year old child: he looks like he’s 12
Magnus: *offended*
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LET’S GET READY TO RE-CAAAAAAAAP
“I have numerous science-based questions” I mean, same. It also sets up that Huey is gonna be out of his element this episode
SCROOGE HAS NO TIME FOR SCIENCE
“I AM THAT CHAMPION.” A bit full of yourself there. I couldn’t hear this line without saying “I’M. THAT. HERO.” Oh VeggieTales, you’ll always be with me
THEY ALL LOOK SO ADORABLE!!
I like that Louie does a finger gun when Scrooge gets to him
Like I said earlier, I DO NOT care Scrooge already putting pressure on these kids
Poor Dewey seems like he’s the unfavorite, which is probably how Donald felt as well
Huey makes a good point and I do NOT like how dismissive Scrooge is of the twins
That being said...they totally killed someone in battle
SOMEDAY WE’LL FIND IT, THE RAINBOW CONNECTION!
Why didn’t Launchpad crash? I know he can land w/o crashing but it’s usually when he lands in water. THIS FEELS IMPORTANT SOMEHOW though it probably isn’t
“THEY FOUND A WAY TO MAKE RAINBOWS BETTER!” God, I love Webby
“This is the best day.” WEBBY, YOU ARE REACHING CRITICAL LEVELS OF ADORABLE
Birds with beards look odd
“Yeah, sure. Of course.” Poor Huey, magic and mythology aren’t his strong point
I love that it says Odin’s Closet over the shirts. It’s the little details
“Guess Louie knows what Louie’s doing today.” And then he disappears into the shirts. I can appreciate someone who knows what they’re about
I want ALL the shirts from this episode!
“WHOA, IT’S WRESTLING!” He looks so dang happy, it’s ADORABLE
“THIS IS AWESOME!” Chanting is fun
“So these guys just copied professional wrestling?” Huey, you’re form of logic is not welcome here
Does that mean Scrooge told someone about his battles and inspired them to create pro wrestling? I’m gonna go with that
“And they will love me for it!” Dewey, sweetie, that’s only how it works half the time
I loved all the man-snake stuff. Made me giggle
Man snake be THICC. HOT DAMN
I love the little pig ref. HE’S SO CUTE
Jormungandr knows how to pump up a crowd
So, like, is everyone in the audience technically DEAD?! That makes this episode slightly darker. I dig it
I wonder if Jormungandr sees Earth’s destruction as a good thing for Earth. Like if he genuinely thinks they’d be better off in Valhalla. Or if he’s just a bastard who wants to watch the world burn
Scrooge is a bit too into playing the heel
The way Scrooge moves and the faces he makes as the Millionaire Miser remind me of Glomgold
“I watch a lot of wrestling while I fly.” “Wait, while?” This exchange always cracks me up
“Uncle Scrooge is the greatest hero of all time.” “Huh, I guess not everyone thinks so.” I feel like this is foreshadowing later events
RIP Announcer Puffin
“DIBS ON ANNOUNCING!” A dude just got KO’d bro! Have a bit of respect
And the return of the dynamic sports announcer duo. Glad Huey got his badge
I NEED MORE WRESTLING ANNOUNCER LP
Strongbeard is DOPE
“How did you know that?” “Just calling it like I see it. WRESTLING!” The real reason Launchpad knows is because he’s actually Thor but doesn’t remember. I WILL DIE ON THIS HILL
FEAR THE BEARD
“What matters is I’m doing the right thing.” I don’t know, you really seem to enjoy being a heel
This whole match is great
Dewey, there ARE NO RULES IN WRESTLING. Plus you aren’t the ref, so you can’t make that call
I have very inappropriate jokes go through my head when only one arm absorbs the beard energy
“I am so confused.” CONSTANT MOOD
DID SCROOGE NARUTO RUN AT STRONGBEARD?!
I like that Scrooge dives onto him the same way he dives into his bin
LP is so excited he pushes Huey out of the way for NO REASON
HOLY FUCK THAT DUDE THREW A CHAIR AT A CHILD!
All the bone cracking in this episode made me uncomfortable, as in my bones hurt during it
“He is such a good guy.” I’d say he’s a fair guy, not necessarily a good guy
“Which two of you will fight for me?” Webby has been waiting for this moment her WHOLE LIFE
Louie, always taking time to make that money
Who gave him a shirt cannon?!
I love that the dude comes up wearing the shirt
Dewey just slaps Scrooge in the face
Champ POPular! Too cute! I love his hair and outfit. Though I don’t think Champ POPular’s “too popular to hate.” If anything he might annoy people due to his popularity
I thought he was gonna pull out yo-yos as his “finishing touch” and I was sad when it was lollipops even though that makes more sense. BRING BACK THE YO-YOS!
“Do all the fighting and make sure he doesn’t die.” That is a valid concern
WE WILL WE WILL ROCK YOU! I’D KNOW IT ANYWHERE
Huey taking notes is adorable
“Just in time for the tag-team round.” “Wait, they’re playing tag now?! MAN!” I love how Danny says MAN
How does Huey not know what a tag-team is? It’s a pretty common term
I love Launchpad’s reading face
Dewey has red, blue, and green lollipops. Cute
“HE’S THROWING LOLLIPOPS BECAUSE HE THINKS WE’RE SUCKERS!” That took me off guard and I laughed so hard
“I’ve known you my whole life, I kinda knew how this would play out.” Louie is genre savvy. Perhaps too savvy. He’s gonna figure out he’s in a tv show
“More like Champ POP..ulation zero because he has no friends...in Friendtown.” I fail to see how that was any worse than LP’s “more like Champ UN-POPular.”
“WE HATE YOU NOW!” Tough crowd
Huey’s face after that. I just want to pinch his lil cheeks
WEBBY DON’T NEED NO WRESTLER NAME
It TOTALLY went over my head that they censored Hela with Hecka (at least they used her better than the MCU did. WE COULD HAVE HAD SO MUCH BETTER)
I would let her pin me to the mat and crush my skull in
“Oh, COME ON, THIS is what you like?! A creepy goth and her pet dog!” SHUT UP, DEWEY, THAT IS EXACTLY WHAT I WANT! I’m surprised Webby didn’t slap him for the “creepy goth” comment seeing as Lena is goth and misunderstood
“HECKA YEAH! HECKA YEAH!” SHE’S SO COOL AND SEXY AND SHE HAS A DOG
Poor Huey, he’s doing his best. Hope he takes a shower later because he got pretty sweaty
HECKA COULD STEP ON ME AND I’D SAY THANK YOU
Why did Huey have all those corn puns?
“YOU’RE THE WORST! YOU’RE THE WORST!” It’s just not Huey’s day
“You don’t have to try to make it sound great, it already is.” Did this remind anyone else of Dewey’s “don’t overthink it” advice to Launchpad from Double-O Duck? He’s doing his best to help Huey
I WANT HECKA TO DESTROY ME
“EMBRACE THE BOOZE BOOS.”
Poor Dewey
WEBBY IS A BEAST! SHE WAS BORN FOR THIS!
“EMBRACE YOUR INNER HEEL!” Cuz being a heel is fun!
DUDE, WEBBY TOOK DOWN THE GODDESS OF DEATH WITH NOTHING BUT HER LEGS AND THIGHS! WE STAN!
I like that Fenny has knee pads on
“AW, YOU’RE SO DANGEROUS AND CUTE! I JUST WANT TO PET YOUR LITTLE BELLY!” WEBBY IS ME
“A classic ‘who’s a good boy?’ gambit!” AND I’D FALL FOR IT TOO! SUCH A GOOD BOI
“Wait, am I the Launchpad here?” Bitch, you WISH
“YOU CAN’T GIVE CANDY TO A DOG!” This is why you don’t have a pet, Dewey
“WHOA, back from THE DEAD for the QUEEN of the DEAD!”
Kind of a dick move, Louie
AIR GUITAR!
Jormungandr looks like a Masters of the Universe knock-off toy
WHO’S A GOOD BOI? YOU ARE!
“With a toxic personality” I think you’re projecting a bit, Jormungandr
How does Huey not know what a battle royale is? That is a very common term! Hell, there is a well known book and movie with that title!
“I’m just a humble, noble snake man of the people.” Why does the term snake man make me laugh so much?
WOY REFERENCE FTW
Dewey needs a hug! And some therapy would probably be a good idea
Scrooge’s speech started on a good note then went downhill FAST
“And lastly, I’ll use the dust of your bones as sweetener in my tea.” DAMN
“TOO FAR!” I DON’T THINK IT’S FAR ENOUGH! TELL HIM HOW YOU WILL BATHE IN HIS BLOOD
FUCK YEAH BEAKLEY!
SHE GAVE HIM THE CHAIR! I think this CONFIRMS Beakley as a wrestling fan
“I know we’re supposed to take over for Scrooge one day, but do you ever wonder if maybe we’re not cut out for it?” YOU SHOULDN’T HAVE TO WONDER THOSE THINGS AT ALL!
Louie’s like WE DON’T HAVE TIME FOR THIS SHIT!
“Be LP” My new mantra
Aw, Louie sees Dewey as a hero. Like how LP saw Drake as a hero. I think @drakepad is onto something, this scene and the fight scene seem WAAAAY too much like Drake’s intro to be just a coincidence
I keep saying this, but Louie should consider a career in motivational speaking. He knows what people need to hear
“Let’s do this!” “I don’t know.” “Let’s Dewey this?” “I’m in.”
“I’LL SHED YOUR SKIN FOR YOU!” If he hadn’t of had an old man back moment that would have been a BRUTAL CUT
OMG WAS LAUNCHPAD WEARING THAT THE WHOLE TIME? You see his clothes fly off when he jumps in the ring
“Whoa. In a COMPLETELY UNEXPECTED TWIST, the announcer was Captain Crash THIS WHOLE TIME!” LP does underground wrestling matches in his spare time, TELL ME I’M WRONG
“YOUR CATCHPHRASES ARE FORCED!” I agree, Dewey could have done WAY BETTER
I like Louie just GLARING at the dude who insulted Dewey’s catchphrase
LP looks so proud of Huey
“I don’t care at all, why should I?” Methinks the snake man doth protest too much
I like how Jormungandr’s pupils are thinner during the climax. It shows off his true nature
Dewey should have been the one to do a spin attack, ya know, cuz he’s Sonic? I’ll go now
“The Pop never Stops.” That was better
WHERE ARE ALL THESE CHAIRS COMING FROM?!
I LEGIT thought Strongbeard was gonna throw Dewey his axe and I was like Dewey wouldn’t be able to lift that
SUPER SAIYAN DEWEY! Also was that a TIGER SNARL?
I like the ice pack on Launchpad’s head. Just because he can take a lot of damage doesn’t mean that LP is immune to pain
I like that the crowd CHANGED THEIR BANNERS! Nice
LOUIE AND WEBBY LOOKED SO CUTE!
LP tearing up
“A true people’s hero” I feel like that phrase will come back in relation to other characters (cough DW cough)
Scrooge is such a little shit, it’s kind of adorable
THAT END SHOT! THAT SONG!
This was a SUPER FUN EPISODE! I couldn’t really tell where they were going and I LOVED EVERY SECOND OF IT! I wish we had gotten Huey in some wrestling gear but maybe next time. I like the message that doing the right thing isn’t always popular but I kind of feel like Dewey getting the crowd on his side muddled the message somewhat. Poor Dewey needs therapy or something so he doesn’t feel like he needs CONSTANT approval. Again, he’s 11 YEARS OLD and shouldn’t be put into such a serious position. LP was VIP this episode. I’m bummed we’re on hiatus again, but WHAT an episode to end on!
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My 11 year old brother’s opinions on ships:
Marvel
Starker(ewww): “J U I C Y”
Peter x Ned x MJ: “boo hoo, Ned is an oof head”
Irondad: “I think that Hulk is Peters uncle in the scenario”
Jackcrutchie(I know this ain’t marvel): “that is a sick joke”
Captain marvel x Spider-Man (his own creation): “I think... phil swift.”
Wong x Drax (again his own creation): “I think it’s the best thing ever. It’s better than mike mazowski child juice”
Hulk x Gamora (it’s called green machine according to my bro): “they should make a smoothie company”
Thor x “what’s his face raccoon?”Rocket: “come and get your mans mans mans mans. That is litty and their favorite hobby is flexing on kids with their supreme murch and getting dubs on fortnite and eating lots of Doritos”
Stony: “Steve Rodgers? he’s a old man. Tony Stark likes old man! Tony Stark just into old man, question mark???”
Stucky: “Yaaaaa ya ya *goose noises*”
Peter Parker x Harley Keener: “Harley Quinn??? (No!) wait is that a guy? So wait like little Peter?Pizza time! Hamburger hamburger hamburger!!! Give me some sugar I am your neighbor!!”
Toby maguire Spider-Man x Bucky: “it would bring home the pizza time! Their favorite hobby is eating pizza and playing discus. They also have two corgis ones named Pizza and ones named Time”
Tony from Spider-Man homecoming x Tony from Endgame: “*slurp noise* he can bring home pizza time!”
Dear Evan Hansen
Connor x Evan: “GAYYYY”
Evan x Jared: “Jared is too cool for Evan. Evans a freaking loser!”
Camp camp
Dadvid: “get some!”
Maxneil: “they will grow old together and be very great partners in crime cuz they are criminals who also just really like tangerines. And that’s what bonds them together.”
Maxvid(ew): “I feel like max would just get rlly mad at David because he would just be doing fortnite dances. That’s a personal experience”
Makki: “Makkis just gonna hit it makki chan. I think that they’d rlly just be into yoga.”
The umbrella academy
Klaus x Dave: “it was never gonna work out”
Luther x Allison: “is that allowed? Alabama 💯”
Klaus x Diego: “Pajama buddies”
Five x Vanya: “you just sit at home and be depressed. All the people who ship that are trash (tea sis)”
Friend group ships: and
Anthony x Kathryn: “uhhh uhhh Pizza time! Teamers hacks hacks 💯!”
Lily (@i-am-a-species) x Me: “you guys can look at memes together”
Bonus:
“do you know what infinity stone I have? The kidney stone! Even Thanos doesn’t have that! It’s even too powerful for Thanos! Pizza time!x10”
“Pizza time x1 billion”
“Don’t get got and have a good day.”
“What’s the girl from iron man 3 (it’s a boy!) oh (Harley keener!) Harley peener?? (No!!)”
“Except for Charlie puth *farts*”
“Starts singing and saying pizza time rapidly (are you okay?? You’re hyper, what did you eat?!?)”
“Peen peen peen peen, I want you in my peen!”
#the umbrella academy#klause hargreeves#marvel#avengers endgame#avengers#stony#spider man#peter x ned x mj#peter parker#parkner#keenker#peter parker x harley keener#harley keener#irondad#tony stark#stucky#bucky barnes#jackcrutchie#thor odinson#treebros#connor murphy#dear evan hansen#evan hansen#jared x evan#jared kleinman#camp camp#dadvid#memes#maxneil#max x neil
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Groupchat AU #358
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Chat Names
FRIDAY and KAREN choose the chat names once everyone kept changing them too much.
{All of the people in this fic are using Stark phones. There is a license agreement thats long and another thats short which every person in this fic agreed to. This means Friday is allowed to have access to their messaging. Pepper gave the AIs the permission for it once everyone in her and Peter’s circle agreed. There is no one else with a Stark phone who received this same set or terms and conditions. The people on this fic agreed to use a special phone offered by Stark Industries that were only given to the people in this fic.}
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Loki, Natasha : Stabby
Thor, Bruce : Angry Puppy
Rhodey, Tony, Peter : Iron Idiots
Pepper, Natasha : Black Pepper
Happy, Loki, Sam : Happy Hour
Tony, T’challa : What’s New Pussycat
Shuri, Peter : Two Bros Chilling In A Hottub 5 ft Apart Cuz They Are Gay
Happy, Tony, Morgan : Cheeseburgers
Pepper, Tony, Morgan : I love you 3000
Pepper, Tony : 12%
Harley, Peter : Experimentalists
Tony, Harley : CoNnEcTeD
KAREN, FRIDAY : Visual Conversation Memory Storage
Wanda, Vision : Red Means Passion
Steve, Bucky : Facebook
Steve, Sam : Jamaica
T’challa, Shuri : Royal Jokers
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Okoye, Natasha, Pepper : World Domination Is At Our Fingertips
Riri, Harley, Shuri : Far Away Squad
Tony, Pepper, Happy : Elite Peter Protection Posse
Harley, Shuri, Ned, MJ : Peter Protection Posse Jr
Tony, Steve, Natasha, Sam, Wanda, Vision, Thor, Bruce, Strange, Scott: Avengers Ass Ensemble
Gamora, Nebula, Mantis, Drax, Groot, Rocket, Quill : Off Earth Heroes
Tony, Steve, Natasha, Sam, Wanda, Vision, Thor, Bruce, Strange, Scott, Gamora, Nebula, Mantis, Drax, Groot, Rocket, Quill : Avengers Ass Ensemble Vol.2
Riri, Shuri, Harley, Peter, Nebula: Iron Children
Riri, Shuri, Harley, Peter, Nebula, Morgan: Censored Iron Children
Morgan, Harley, Peter : Devious Babies
Riri, Shuri, MJ : Soon-to-be World Dominators
Tony, Riri, Harley, Pepper : Get in We’re going shopping
Drax, Mantis, Quill : Trouble Approaches
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Rhodes, Tony : Seriously?
Rhodes, Pepper : What’d He Do Now?
Rhodes, Sam, Steve, Bucky, Natasha, Clint, Tony: War Buddies
Clint, Natasha : Catch Up Time
Laura, Pepper, May : Mothers Over Men
Tony, Strange : *Wink* *Smack*
Peter, MJ, Ned : MJ’s Losers
Cindy, Flash, Abe, MJ, Sally, Peter, Ned, Betty : Decaflon Coffee Shop
Tony, Pepper, Morgan, May, Peter, Harley, Riri, Happy, Rhodes : Iron Family
May, Peter : I Larb You
May, Pepper : Peter’s Moms
Tony, May : Can I Help You?
May, Happy : Mayhaps
Liz, MJ, Peter, Ned, Cindy, Flash, Abe, Sally, Betty : For Old Times Sake
Ned, Betty : Snookums
Sam, Clint : He Did It!
Bruce, Tony : Science Bros
Steve, Tony : Civil Conversations Or Else
T’challa, Okoye, Shuri : Wakanda Forever
T’challa, Okoye : Hmmm
T’challa, Nakia : *Freeze*
Wanda, Nebula, Gamora : Dangerous But Misunderstood
Thor, Tony : Point Break Man Of Iron
Bruce, Thor : It’s Okay
Natasha, Okoye : Kickass Women
Pepper, Peter : Oh Hi Mom Heh You See About That
Pepper, Harley : I Definitely Didnt Do A Stupid
Pepper, Morgan : Rat ‘em Out!
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Tony, Harley, Peter : *Explosions* Shit!
Peter, Morgan : Spider Brother
Harley, Morgan : Potato Brother
Ned, Morgan : Lego Friend
MJ, Morgan : Believe In Your Strength
Rhodes, Morgan : Cool Uncle
Tony, Morgan : Ice Pops
Tony, Scott : Time Travel Exists
Scott, Clint, Tony : Non Dad Bod Dad Squad
Tony, KAREN, FRIDAY : Old Man Needs Assistance
Pepper, KAREN, FRIDAY : *Pleasant Conversation*
Ned, MJ : We Have Lives Ya Know
Peter, KAREN : You’re The Best!
Tony, Happy : I O U 1
Steve, Natasha, Sam : 5am The Usual Morning Lineup
Peter, Flash : I’m Watching You Eugene
MJ, KAREN : >:)
Tony, Peter : Kid vs Mr.Dad
Sam, Natasha : Secret Prank Accomplice
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Peter, Ned : *Rambling*
Ned, Tony : Hacker Appreciation Club
Peter, Wade : Staying Alive! Staying Alive!
Peter, Matt : *Sigh* Okay
Peter, Jessica : LOL
Peter, Strange : Oh We’re Using Our Made Up Names?
Peter, Mantis : PLEASE DONT PUT YOUR EGGS INSIDE MY CHEST
Peter, Drax : *Sarcasm Flies* Impossible! I Would Catch It!
Rocket, Drax, Gamora, Nebula : Fight Club
Drax, Thor, Bruce : Big Guys
Drax, Thor : Mr.Universe Contestants
Peter, MJ : Expectations vs Reality
Steve, Thor, Tony, Strange : Beard Buddies
MJ, Mr.Harrison : Truth Sleuths
Peter, Natasha : Spider Family
Steve, Peter : Brooklyn vs Queens
Bucky, Peter : Companions
Clint, Sam, Peter : Mario Kart
Tony, Wade : Goddammit
Helen, Pepper, Tony : So Many Boo Boos
Helen, May, Pepper, Tony : Ouch My Bones
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Ned, Flash, Abe, Peter : Dat Boi
MJ, Cindy, Sally, Betty : Gorlz Run The World
MJ, Flash : -_-
Cindy, Flash, Sally, Abe, Betty : P.I.vate Investigators
Fury, Maria : Work Friends
Fury, Tony : UGH You Never Let Me Do Anything!
Fury, Steve : *silent annoyance*
Bucky, Natasha, Clint, Loki : Brainwashed Buddies
Jessica, Matt : Bad Decisions
Wade, Matt : Hard Knock Life
Helen, Happy : They’re Incapacitated
Gamora, Quill : Enemies to Friends to Lovers
Maria, Laura : Drinking Buddies
Steve, Bucky, Vision, Nebula, Mantis, Drax : *cOnFuSeD*
Gamora, Nebula : *nod* Sister
T’challa, FRIDAY : Emergency Use Only
Loki, Peter, Harley, Riri, Shuri : Shenanigans
Fury, T’challa : Update Me
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Helen Jessica Matt Wade Rhodes Morgan Happy Loki Sam Natasha Clint Strange Tony Steve Bucky Mantis Drax Nebula Gamora Quill Groot Rocket T’challa Shuri Harley Pepper Tony Riri Laura KAREN FRIDAY Liz MJ Peter Ned Cindy Flash Abe Sally Betty Fury Maria Wanda Vision Scott Bruce Thor May Okoye Nakia
#sorry for the tiny text#long post#peter parker#marvel#tony stark#spiderman#groupchat#fanfiction#names
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Peter:...You guys weren’t supposed to tell anyone that Wade and I are adopting yet!
Tony: I just told Rhodey, cuz he’s my best friend!
Rhodey: And I told Thor cuz he’s Cool Uncle #3!
Thor:...I told many, many people....
#incorrect quotes#irondad and spider son#ironbros#Uncle Thor#original: mamma mia: here we go again#spideypool#peter parker#tony stark#james rhodes#thor odinson#marvel#MCU
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His Own Best Girl
AN: Hey! This took forever because college is a thing now, so …. poop. I also started writing the next part of this and I’m hype!! Bucky x Black!Reader
Part 1 and Part 2
“If I come back and my baby has a bump, scratch, bruise or a single curl on my boys beautiful head is out of place I will have Thor shove mjolnir down your throat and fling you into space. Are we understood Tony?”
“Wait a damn second! Why didn’t Steve and Clint get this talk?”
“Because Clint has children,” you say matter of factly before adding as an afterthought, “and also I can’t sign Thor and Mjolnir. Besides Bucky already talked to Steve.” ‘Talked’ probably, definitely, absolutely, wasn’t the right word but threatened also didn’t seem quite right (“You’re my best friend but i’ll kill you Stevie. I’ll make it quick so you won’t suffer but you’ll be dead and not plane crash dead or Fury dead but dead dead.”).
“I’m Iron-Man I can watch a kid.” Tony was fully offended and you fully did not give a single fuck.
“Outer fucking space, Anthony. No suit. No F.R.I.D.A.Y. Just Mjolnir down your throat.” Your brown eyes bored deep into his own unblinking emphasizing the point that you were absolutely serious about your son.
“Well.” He was the first to look away. “Please get now.” He said as he pushed you out of his office space and into the hall.
“Enjoy your honeymoon!” He yelled once his office door was closed.
You had no idea where the hell you were going for your ‘honeymoon’. Was it honeymoon? You weren’t married yet. Did that count? Who cared. Definitely not you or Bucky. You had told him that you absolutely didn’t wanna go to any of those cliche honeymoon places like Bora Bora or Paris. You were far to pregnant and far to irritable to be around people who wanted to put their disgusting hands on you without asking just because you were pregnant and they felt entitled, but other then that you were left in the dark for the most part. He didn’t even let you help pack which was terrifying in its own right.
“Can I have a hint?” You’re sitting in the back of one of Tony’s jets as F.R.I.D.A.Y flies you to wherever in the world Bucky has deemed perfect for your honeymoon.
“You want me to spoil our honeymoon doll?” He replied shortly back at you as he fiddle with his phone.
“No.” you said incredulously. You didn’t want him to spoil it by any means, but you were beyond curious at this point. You really only hoped it wasn’t a hot place, it was hot back at your apartment and you couldn’t stand being hot and pregnant. Plus you missed cuddling Bucky and Dom you couldn’t cuddle if you guys all stuck together like gross pocket candy after.
“Good.” He had the shit eating grin on his face and a part of you wanted to wipe it off his face, but the other part of you, the much bigger, happier, totally in love part loved it so much you wanted to remember it forever.
“It’s just not fair that you know and I don’t.” You pouted sticking your bottom lip out in mock frustration.
“I know, life’s not fair sweetheart, ” he leans over in his chair to gently place a barely there kiss on your lip that’s sticking out ”but we’ll be there soon.”
That satisfies you enough to be content with not knowing where you’re going, but you’re curious about something else now.
“It’s a little weird that our honeymoon is before the wedding don’t you think?”
“Maybe a little bit, but we’re gonna be a little busy with our kids.” Bucky can’t think straight when he says that word like that. It’s a realization hundreds of thousands of feet in the air.
“Kids.” Bucky repeats putting emphasis on the S. There’s gonna be two of them now. Two curly haired, brown eyed beautiful kids that call him dad and ask for hugs. Two kids that will one day without a doubt come crying to him asking him to make a bad thing feel better.
“Is this brand new information for you? Did you forget we had kids!?”
“No I didn’t, how could I?” He hadn’t stopped thinking about it since he found out, “It’s just a strange feeling, I was so lucky that you let me help you raise Dominic and now.” he brings his left hand up to rub your belly in slow smooth circles. He doesn’t need to finish the sentence because you know already. This was a dream only 30’s Bucky was allowed to have. Dreams of a family that had more than just Steve in it. He hadn’t allowed himself to think about this before a few years ago when he had met you, and subsequently Dom. He would tell himself he didn’t deserve a family for all the things he’d done, the people he’d hurt. He would tell himself that there would always be people out to hurt him and that as bad as he wanted a family he could never have one. He didn’t deserve one.
“You have no idea what strange feeling means until a baby is being forced out of your pu-”
There’s a long ding that cuts off your sentence before you hear F.R.I.D.A.Y.
“We will be landing in 5 minutes.” She informs the two of you.
“Thank you F.R.I.D.A.Y.” Bucky sighs in relief as the AI unit cuts off and prepares for your descent.
“I know you wanna look out the window. You can we’re basically here now.” Bucky is more excited then he had been the entire flight. He didn’t need to look out of the window, obviously he planned the trip he knew where you were, so instead he looked at you watching the way you excitedly hobbled up and to the window.
“It’s snowing!” You had never really seen snow fall before besides in movies and the artificial crap at the mall during the holidays. So this was beyond amazing to you, it was exactly how ever movie and book you read had made it seem. It was coming down lightly from what you could tell and you wanted to jump into the soft looking bank of snow outside of the small wooden cabin that you were being lowered to.
“Yeah, doll it tends to do that here.” You didn’t even care that he was being a smart ass right now, way too excited to get out of the jet and pelt him with snowballs. By the time you look back at him he’s already holding all your bags and handing you one of his thick jackets.
“Ready?” He ask with the biggest smile on his face.
“Let’s go!”
“Is my mommy havin’ another baby?” Dom asks the night before you and Buck are supposed to be home. Steve, Tony and Clint are all thrown off their game.
Steve almost drowns himself when he squeezes the water bottle he is drinking and if floods his mouth and lungs. The coughing fit that ensues is one that could rival the one he would have had back in 1930.
Cool calm and collected Tony shatters one of his most expensive bottles of whisky on the floor when he hears the question and all Clint can do is laugh at his idiot friends as they make fools of themselves.
“Ye-” Tony begins before Steve shoves a sharp elbow into his side.
“Why’d you ask that?” Steve’s voice is unbelievably horse and raw from the coughing, but he’s the only adult here that is qualified to answers these questions.
“ ‘cuz dad keeps rubbin’ her belly even when she doesn’t have a belly ache. I saw that happen on TV once and the lady ate so many hot dogs.”
“Does your mom eat so many hot dogs?” Tony asks.
“No,” he says as he thinks about the last 3 and a half months, “she does eat so many of my dino nuggets. With yucky mustard.” He makes a sick face at the thought of you chowing down on the horrible combination.
“So you think she’s having a baby?” Tony is the taking the lead on this and Steve has to stop it before its too late.
“Yep.” Dom says around a mouth full of ice cream that will probably lead to one or all of the guys staying up late with a bouncy child and an ear full from you and Bucky when you find out.
“Do you think if they are you would want a little brother?” Steve ask as he motions for Clint to get his cell phone from the living room. It would probably be super helpful for Steve to get this information now so you both can prepare to tell him the good news.
“No.” He says it so fast, so matter-of-factly, so calmly that Steve does a double take and almost drops his phone when Clint finally hands it to him.
“You don’t want a little brother to run around and play in the dirt with?” Steve questions.
“Nope.” Dom keeps eating his ice cream that’s pretty much soup now.
Steve debates on if he should call Bucky or not, calling him would allow Dom to have the chance to talk to you guys about the baby and that would be good, but calling Bucky would also worry the hell out of him and he would want to come home right that very instant. So he texts instead. A text wouldn’t make it feel like an emergency and would give Steve time to talk to Dom until Bucky could reply.
Steve: Hey, how are you enjoying your early honeymoon sounds great! Dom doesn’t want a sibling. So I’ll see you guys in tomorrow right? Have fun!
“You don’t? What about a little brother to ride bikes with?”
“I don’t know how to ride a bike uncle Steve.” Tony let out a laugh so loud it rivaled Thor’s . Steve turned to look at him contemplating if he should punch him or flip him the bird. By the time he decided to punch him his phone had dinged.
Bucky: What do you mean he doesn’t want a sibling? What are you talking about?
Steve: I don’t appreciate that you singled out one part of my so carefully thought out message.
Bucky: Well only one part of your ’ so carefully thought out message’ has to do with my son. So again… What are you talking about?
Steve: We were in the kitchen, not eating ice cream past bedtime, when he asked if you were expecting a baby because he saw you rubbing y/n’s stomach. I didn’t say yes or no but I asked if he wanted a sibling and he said no.
Bucky: He just said no?
Steve: He said no like you say no every time I invite you to hang out with me and Sam.
Bucky sighed heavily before continuing on his way to the kitchen in the small cabin. It wasn’t anything fancy just big enough for 2 bedrooms a bathroom a tiny kitchen that struggled to fit a refrigerator and the stove and an even smaller living room, but he found himself loving the small space and the isolation of the secluded mountain.
You were laying on the bed two fluffy blankets cuddled up to you slowly sipping away at the last bit of what must have been your fourth mug of hot chocolate completely and totally content with your honeymoon. You had spent the better part of the week in the snow with Bucky throwing snowballs and building your happy little snowman family. Bucky had insisted you didn’t build the fourth member of your family and instead make your snow woman pregnant. He had taken a ton of pictures to show Dom with the promise that the next time you guys came back he would be with you. All in all it was wonderful.
Except Bucky was on his phone texting away. A man born in the late 1910’s texting away like a teenager from the early 2000’s it was an odd turn of events truly.
“Ask your pregnant fiance if she’s having a great honeymoon for me.” Bucky made his way towards you from the kitchen with what would be your fifth mug of hot chocolate.
“I wouldn’t abandoned my pregnant fiance to have fun in the snow.” He leaned over to kiss your neck before he said, ”My girlfriend on the side maybe.” You picked up one of the many balled up napkins you had by the bed and threw it at his stupid grinning face. He only laughed harder and kissed your neck again.
“So who was it really?” He takes a huge sip from your hot chocolate before handing it to you.
“Steve. He said Dom doesn’t want a new baby.” He doesn’t like the way your face goes from joyous to almost somber as you take in what he says.
“Oh.” Your baby boy doesn’t want a new baby and it hurts alot. You had this amazing image in your head of you telling Dom about the new baby, about him being a big brother and him being over the moon excited. But apparently he isn’t excited at all and it sucks.
“Doll,” Bucky comes and sits next to you rubbing your back ever so lightly “It’s okay we’ll talk to him when we get home and we’ll figure it okay?”
“Okay.” You don’t have the same happy cheerful voice like you’ve had this entire trip and it breaks Bucky’s heart to pieces.
It’s late the night you had come home from your honeymoon. When you had landed Dom had took a running leap at Bucky it was adorable and you couldn’t help but think about that happening but with two kids it brought an instant smile to your face that was wiped away almost instantly when you remember what Steve had, even though you would still have two kids the thought that Dom wouldn’t be as close as you hoped was earth shattering.
After a sever cuddle session and tons of kisses with Dom it’s time for him to get ready for bed with Bucky and again you’re brought to thoughts of him doing this with two little heads of curly hair. Imaging Dom helping his brother or sister onto the stool that Dom has Bucky help him onto. It’s a cute image in your head but the illusions are shattered again. You shouldn’t feel as bad about this as you do, this is normal you read up on it when you first found out, but it’s still having you constantly on the verge of tears.
Dom’s sitting at his table in the living room coloring and watching what ever animated movie he had picked to watch that night when Bucky can’t take the nagging question any more. So he moves from his position on the couch with you onto the floor next to Dom.
“Uncle Steve told me about you asking if we were getting a new baby.”
“I know,” he says not looking up from his masterpiece “Uncle Tony says he’s a rat.”
Bucky can hear your breathy uncontrollable laughter from the couch and it takes so much dedication from him not to get distracted by you.
“You don’t want a little brother to play with?” Bucky grabs a piece of paper from the short stack thats in front of his son and begins to doodle random things at first a heart, some flowers, a horrible looking dog.
“No.” Dom pushes his drawing of a bird? a tiger? away from him and rolls 3 crayons under each of his hands.
“You don’t want a little brother that you can teach how to color?” Bucky looks down at his paper and notices that the dog now has 2 more dogs next to him.
“No.” He stops rolling the crayons instead focusing in on the animals printed on his pajamas. There isn’t any change in his voice, that Bucky notices, that gives of any hint of frustration, but you notice immediately when he stops playing with his hands that he isn’t too happy.
It had been a small thing you had noticed early on that playing with his hands was a comfort for him and you had trained onto that ever since. Over time you had also figured out when he stopped tears would soon follow.
“Growing up I always wanted a little brother to have around, to wrestle with, to help me pull pranks on my ma’.” He’s reminiscing hoping it’ll help Dom want to want a little brother to get him out of whatever mind set he’s in.
“You could have done that with sisters though.” He folds his arms onto the table and lays his head against them, slowly kicking his feet under the table. He doesn’t look back up at Bucky after that.
It hits you like a ton of bricks when he says that and you feel dumb for not noticing it sooner. After struggling to get up off the couch, without the help of Bucky thank you very much, you start taking slow deliberate steps towards your little family, you move closer to where your son is, bending down to rub your fingers so gently through his hair.
“You don’t want a little brother because you want a little sister?” He shakes his head yes quickly and you can see a few tears on his cheeks.
“Why do you want a little sister bud?” Bucky had grown up with sisters who he loved dearly, but his dream was always a little brother that he could run around with, a little brother that would look up to him, someone who would be his best friend no matter what happened and sure he had Steve back then but it had been years before he had meet Steve a little brother is almost instant.
“So she can be my best girl.” You can hear him holding back the rest of his tears. The slight strain in his voice even though he’s so quiet. “She’ll be pretty like mommy and I can feed her and help her walk.”
Buckys jaw damn near drops and he feels like an idiot and he wants to punch Steve in the throat. He only asked if he wanted a god damn brother and all Bucky did was keep pushing brother, there’s also a very strong sense of pride in him because his son wants his own best girl.
“When I’m big I can help her cross the street and hold her hand while we walk to school.” He rubs at his eyes to get the tears away.
“I want the baby to be a girl too.” Bucky says as he rubs gently against his sons back. He had never told you that, never told Steve that even, it was for him to hope for and not put into the universe in case it was a boy. He wouldn’t be disappointed if it was another boy, but a girl was his dream and apparently it was his boys dream to.
“You do?” Dom asked before you could.
“I do, I know she’ll be pretty like your mom, and she’ll be smart like you. Hopefully all she gets from me is our silly last name.”
“It’s not silly!” Dominic says defensively. “Mommy says when I go to school I’ll be first in line because it starts with B, that means I get snacks first.”
When you get back from you doctor’s appointment that you had vehemently forbid Bucky from coming to, you walk in to find he and Dom are sitting on the couch, both of them are shirtless and both of them have chocolate milk mustaches and you can’t keep the grin from your lips looking at your family.
You slowly make your way towards them, pink bakery box resting carefully between your hands. Bucky is the first to notice you. Getting up from his place on the couch to meet you by the door.
“What’s that?” He asks as he notices the bright pink box immediately reaching his hand out for it.
“That’s a box.” Dom says from the couch.
“And not for you.” You say as you kiss his cheek and move past him towards the couch where Dom is.
“I like baked goods too.” Bucky mumbles as he moves to the kitchen and grabs a glass of water.
“What is it mommy?” Dom asks as he moves over to make a place for you to sit.
“It’s a special cupcake.”
“Why’s it so special?” Bucky yells from the kitchen.
“Because when Dom bites into it we’ll know if we’re getting a little girl or not.” Bucky rushes out of the kitchen nearly smashing the glass that had his water init on the tile floor in the kitchen. He hadn’t know about this. You didn’t tell him about this! Why didn’t you tell him?
“So its gonna say girl?” Dom is looking intently at the oink box now.
“No,when you take a bite, it’s gotta be a really big bite as big as you can make it all the way to the middle, you’ll see if the inside is pink or blue and then you’ll know and you’ll be the only one to know. Not even me or daddy will know until you show us.” Bucky looks at you then at the box. “That’s not fair.” Bucky looks at you with pleading eyes.
“I know, life’s not fair sweetheart, ” you try your hardest to keep from laughing directly into his face as you lean over to gently place a barely there kiss on his lips ”but we’ll know soon.” The look of betrayal on Bucks face after you used his own words against him is unbelievable and you wish you had a camera to take a picture of it.
“Can I eat it now?” before you can answer him though Buck is already speaking.
“Please eat it right now.” Bucky says as he stares at the small cupcake box like it holds his entire world in it and in a way it does.
“But I just had cookies.” The one time he can have cupcakes and cookies back to back and he questions it.
“You can eat it whenever you want.” You say as you struggle to get up from the couch.
No! He has to eat it right now. Bucky thinks as he watches the box with an impatient eye.
Dom grabs the box from you holding it with extreme caution as he gently carries it back to his play table. He places it on the table, like the box itself held the baby and not a cupcake, in front of him and goes back to watching the movie they had been enjoying before you had arrived. Every other minute or so he looks down at the table making sure it hadn’t been moved or smashed.
Bucky stares at the box for the next 30 minutes Trying to encouraging Dom to open it. When you leave them to go change into your pajamas is when bucky strikes.
“If you eat it right now,” he looks around to make sure you had really left before he continues, “I’ll let you take a ride on uncle Sam’s wings.” Dom doesn’t budge though no matter how tempting his dad’s offer sounds.
“Doll,” Bucky says he sulks his way into the bedroom where you are “you gotta tell me I can’t take the waiting anymore.” He slides down the door to your room in a heap of himself.
You don’t look up at him too distracted with your hair and making sure all the fly-aways are tamed before you grab your headscarf. “Tell you what?”
“Don’t tease,” He whines and rests his head against the door “Can’t you see I’m dying here?”
“You’re being dramatic, and like I said I don’t know what’s inside the cupcake so I can’t help you.” You were lying. You had ordered two cupcakes one for each of them, but half way home you got hungry and by the time you had taken a bite it was far too late to put it back.
“DAD!!” The call for Bucky is muffled, a very apparent sign that Doms mouth was full of cupcake.
“Sounds like he finally took a bite.” You tell him as you finish tying up your scarf.
Bucky scrambled up from the floor tripping over the rug in your room as he made a mad dash for the living room. If the inside was blue it would be fine, he would be just as excited as if it were pink.
But god damn did he so want it to be pink.
When he makes it to the living room where Dom is, he’s jumping up and down with frosting all over cheeks and as much as Bucky wants to know what the cupcake looks like on the inside be can’t help but to stop and admire how excited his son is. His eyes are closed and he’s hopping from foot to foot.
“ITS PINK!!” Dom shouts as he runs up to Buck and lounges at his legs.
Bucky doesn’t hear a thing after the sound of the P hits his ears and he’s not so sure if he heard him right. He walks over to where his son has discarded the other half of the cupcake. It’s hard to walk with Dom clinging to his legs but somehow he makes it and in one not so swift motion he picks both the cupcake and Dom up.
“SEE, IT IS PINK!” Dom sticks his finger all the way inside of the cupcake and when he pulls it out there very much is a glob of pink frosting on his finger.
Bucky is stunned still, he had dream about having a little girl before the war that would tell him good night and demand for him to play doll house with her. A little girl that would have him as her first love and be a daddys girl. The dream had come back with a force after he found out you were pregnant again. Now the dream was still the same for the most part but now she had a face and she looked like you.
“Can I finish the cupcake?” Dom asked as he watched his dad stare off into space.
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This is from the series Batman on television and it is the start of Batman dark Knight rises with bane and our son was a big fan because you can hear they're kind of a little bit loose on why they're angry and what they're talking about traders and they're all traders more or less and they're not mentioning that big bad guys it's a horrible horrible show and they're pointing the finger at each other and they both look like crap. They're making chaos they're not keeping the Earth together and they're spoiled rotten little kids. That's what it looks like and that's what it is it's coming up soon and however they are attacking the empire but they're also riding them like they always have reading other groups and they consider us to be an easy prey and weeklings and we don't know what we're doing and I suggest you tell him what actually happens and he said that to azog who survives and his wife survives and Deez around somewhere believe it or not he did tell him he said what you saw and very deadly and it's an illusion and they follow him for some reason and they follow the devil who works for him he says can you believe it the devil himself and he kind of laughs and goes and you are Lucifer he says I don't like you very much and that was hell they just tell him to bring her back and he says he'll bring her back plenty of times causing a sack of s*** that leaves and he hears this then it shall be and he says good and I say good too. He doesn't take it seriously and it's horrifying and your people are struggling and they're dumb as hell. And he knows it's very hard for them but he says it too it's very hard for us he says I'm a giant if I'm big I don't know what to do I'll be in trouble but I can get Prilosec so it's really not a big problem and I should make a big deal out of it. And use a little and then lay off it says probably for a while goes into these fat modules fat modules and he said that's right so I get like 6 ft 2 you know Fair bills nothing like you said that's great try for a thousand years and yeah Chinese knock off of Harley by then. It's a long range plan uncle so he started laughing and said this is great news said get out of here I look weird what are you looking at me that way for so he's laughing and says okay she says it's not nervous around me you saw me like Amy might be a little bit for a while but he gets used to it other people don't and it's used to these morons even the mask yes please God tell me he didn't say that yes okay. He says even with my low level of superpowers I can throw like 50 ft and he goes he got to tell a bull that one and d and so he goes and tells them both in the same what are you telling her for cuz it's kind of funny. He's got a low level of superpowers and I said didn't tell him the whole thing and I said you're not afraid of that guy and you used to looking at him he's very weird looking and so he said that and they started to get it. So you have to try it out and see which one of us can throw the farthest I should be bigger by now because you are and you're pushing people around Betty Ford with you the choice lines but it's really not that impressive and he says I seen every movie of yours what you do is impressive and you say it to everybody it's pretty much true. So he buys and he leaves and his left standing there happy and says the outfits really cool and some of the b******* is a little thick. I don't think you should cut it down now these people need it and you've been through a lot so he's really happy about it it's in a lot of fights comes by a few times same attitude and he just kind of horrified at what he finds his people like hunted they're using their son a little to detect it
Nuada Arrianna
And I never did most of the top part most of the whole thing this is going along and these people will regret saying word one to us not to mention this huge diatribe of b*******
Thor Freya
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He's speaking to the monks and their Shaolin and it's a famous facility loved by Americans adoring fans go there and our son couldn't make it he just couldn't get out of bed and they moved him and it was harsh and they were angry about it they said why and stuff like that is overstaying his visa and he was in trouble and it's true it kept doing it and doing it and it didn't work at all or anything and it was Tommy f screwing around and it's kind of immature stuff but it worked at some things now we're getting ready cuz he's Max are building up up there and they're building stuff it's going to take them a month to have it any of it but they're taking over areas and pushing people out and he wants to have the Shaolin come and perform in New Vegas there's going to be a circus circus type facility maybe actually the real thing if bea long is interested, it's actually related and it is not Bruce Lee it's an uncle and he's not special he's just big and as a Chinese man and not tall and it can be tall but he decided not to and it's pretty cool it works pretty good our son says it too our son is not tall and his beefy and it's hard to topple hard to mess around with and follow along and says thank you but we'll think about it and Bar Long is not Shaolin but he likes the idea would have them there to do the ACT at the circus in the circus would be like a general circus and he can have his own show too with martial arts I think it's awesome people do not have culture these days that's awesome he wants to have a performing arts casino it's for rock and roll for orchestras and several theaters in it and we have to pick up two blocks we're going to do that too and people are excited about this it's going to be the most amazing show on Earth and he wants to call it that. He's honoring us and he knows it it's been a very long trail it took a long time to get here and you guys make time with so slow you always have to wait for everything and his people have to wait here more than anyone and do we meet the people stuck on Earth and there our people of course but a lot of them are younger. Everybody is looking to it and they want to help and he wants to put the sign up so we can get people up there and jet li wants to sign up and way Chan Lin who's Bruce Lee is missing and they know it and they want to help. He remembers their act and he wants her out to start making a list of Acts for the circus was to be Batman versus bane she's got a list going and these guys would be headliners he says they'll be back to back with the Harlem Globetrotters believe it or not and he wants to have exhibition basketball games an exhibition martial arts between different groups and they know how to do that and he wants to sign up for the competitions and someday he's going to be in it and he says he probably won't win it's not a good attitude he was not taught that in the martial arts but he does not want to get hurt or to hurt people and if you do that he has to be careful about to hurt himself you can probably win but he might get hurt and they understand that but he grows it's true too right now he might get his butt kicks no matter what this is a great idea but there's a lot going on people are now looking below and it's going to be a shocker they're looking all over the place and they're checking for skillet and more and they're going after it checking here too so good luck everybody and God bless the ours and those who are trying to help
Thor Freya
Olympus
Zues Hera
You hear us when I get in on this casino thing and you're saying this like some developer firm it's in New York City they have a branch in Los Angeles and people know about it I put my feelers out and I found it I'm done a couple calls in and haven't heard back so he's asking his wife to call us and she looks a little like baby doll but not the one in the movie with the weird creatures so we're going to try and get that organized and she heard that I call so if I haven't called she's going to try and contact the agent of mine I appreciate that too
Bae Long
We have strange names and it's spelled differently because of Chinese but really we going to get going on this and I know that he is normal and he's big he can help and we want to get the action there too that is awesome thanks that is with the Shaolin and other martial arts performers and competitions it is a lot of fun and people are missing dance and the dragon dance and they do exercise routines and they have sashes and big swords it's really a lot of fun it's huge crowds come to watch that in in Kowloon now because he mentioned it they're up in the morning and really it's morning exercises so they're doing it and they're doing it for the routine and it's like 20 minutes long they're getting in better shape that said and there please it is really intense to watch it's a matter of power and it's a feeling of power I really needed that is a joy and he loved it and he saw a real dragon dance right up front he was enthralled there are other people there with him and he's going to look at that it's real he tried to make his company to sell them and stuff I mean it's really intense and he knows about the the Dragonair yes and when was above him five miles long whatever that was it says it's really a serpent is what the dragon dances with and it's a real creature and it can hover and his wings and people are after it and smog is at Disneyland world smog the dragon I got to go there he says it's probably good if you had me there too people can't do s*** unless I'm around and they always find each other so I'm going to see what you're saying to go in and they want to keep you away from it I want that once and they did that so Sandy won she knows what it is I'm going to contact her
Chaow phat
We are in trouble we going to get the hell out of there and we got to do something different
Thor Freya I was saying we should get out of New England and he says we can't and I get that
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He's speaking to the monks and their Shaolin and it's a famous facility loved by Americans adoring fans go there and our son couldn't make it he just couldn't get out of bed and they moved him and it was harsh and they were angry about it they said why and stuff like that is overstaying his visa and he was in trouble and it's true it kept doing it and doing it and it didn't work at all or anything and it was Tommy f screwing around and it's kind of immature stuff but it worked at some things now we're getting ready cuz he's Max are building up up there and they're building stuff it's going to take them a month to have it any of it but they're taking over areas and pushing people out and he wants to have the Shaolin come and perform in New Vegas there's going to be a circus circus type facility maybe actually the real thing if bea long is interested, it's actually related and it is not Bruce Lee it's an uncle and he's not special he's just big and as a Chinese man and not tall and it can be tall but he decided not to and it's pretty cool it works pretty good our son says it too our son is not tall and his beefy and it's hard to topple hard to mess around with and follow along and says thank you but we'll think about it and Bar Long is not Shaolin but he likes the idea would have them there to do the ACT at the circus in the circus would be like a general circus and he can have his own show too with martial arts I think it's awesome people do not have culture these days that's awesome he wants to have a performing arts casino it's for rock and roll for orchestras and several theaters in it and we have to pick up two blocks we're going to do that too and people are excited about this it's going to be the most amazing show on Earth and he wants to call it that. He's honoring us and he knows it it's been a very long trail it took a long time to get here and you guys make time with so slow you always have to wait for everything and his people have to wait here more than anyone and do we meet the people stuck on Earth and there our people of course but a lot of them are younger. Everybody is looking to it and they want to help and he wants to put the sign up so we can get people up there and jet li wants to sign up and way Chan Lin who's Bruce Lee is missing and they know it and they want to help. He remembers their act and he wants her out to start making a list of Acts for the circus was to be Batman versus bane she's got a list going and these guys would be headliners he says they'll be back to back with the Harlem Globetrotters believe it or not and he wants to have exhibition basketball games an exhibition martial arts between different groups and they know how to do that and he wants to sign up for the competitions and someday he's going to be in it and he says he probably won't win it's not a good attitude he was not taught that in the martial arts but he does not want to get hurt or to hurt people and if you do that he has to be careful about to hurt himself you can probably win but he might get hurt and they understand that but he grows it's true too right now he might get his butt kicks no matter what this is a great idea but there's a lot going on people are now looking below and it's going to be a shocker they're looking all over the place and they're checking for skillet and more and they're going after it checking here too so good luck everybody and God bless the ours and those who are trying to help
Thor Freya
Olympus
Zues Hera
You hear us when I get in on this casino thing and you're saying this like some developer firm it's in New York City they have a branch in Los Angeles and people know about it I put my feelers out and I found it I'm done a couple calls in and haven't heard back so he's asking his wife to call us and she looks a little like baby doll but not the one in the movie with the weird creatures so we're going to try and get that organized and she heard that I call so if I haven't called she's going to try and contact the agent of mine I appreciate that too
Bae Long
We have strange names and it's spelled differently because of Chinese but really we going to get going on this and I know that he is normal and he's big he can help and we want to get the action there too that is awesome thanks that is with the Shaolin and other martial arts performers and competitions it is a lot of fun and people are missing dance and the dragon dance and they do exercise routines and they have sashes and big swords it's really a lot of fun it's huge crowds come to watch that in in Kowloon now because he mentioned it they're up in the morning and really it's morning exercises so they're doing it and they're doing it for the routine and it's like 20 minutes long they're getting in better shape that said and there please it is really intense to watch it's a matter of power and it's a feeling of power I really needed that is a joy and he loved it and he saw a real dragon dance right up front he was enthralled there are other people there with him and he's going to look at that it's real he tried to make his company to sell them and stuff I mean it's really intense and he knows about the the Dragonair yes and when was above him five miles long whatever that was it says it's really a serpent is what the dragon dances with and it's a real creature and it can hover and his wings and people are after it and smog is at Disneyland world smog the dragon I got to go there he says it's probably good if you had me there too people can't do s*** unless I'm around and they always find each other so I'm going to see what you're saying to go in and they want to keep you away from it I want that once and they did that so Sandy won she knows what it is I'm going to contact her
Chaow phat
We are in trouble we going to get the hell out of there and we got to do something different
Thor Freya I was saying we should get out of New England and he says we can't and I get that
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It is a C2 class Corvette it's very nice and it's the real thing it was about 270 which is not really that great and the motor is only 500 horsepower you can buy a bigger motor and it'll go about 3:20 which is super car speed and there's no production car like it and our son designed it. And a lot of people love it and a lot of people like it a lot and our son likes it he wants he rode behind one and it looked really cool from behind and he likes that and Hera likes it. She wants to make the Ford GT kit down there and have lobo and proximate midnight design it and build it and they want to do it and they know it's on the mustang chassis it's very powerful and my son knows it too and the daughter in law and it's going to be competitor and we better get to it but boy we have some choices no the Chevys those guys going to work on one I don't really have a supercar anymore but they have the viper and they want to do that and it might actually be the one to start the whole thing off and he's saying that we should prep the plants get them ready and try and sell them and the viper might be the way to go as a matter of fact he's now changing his mind and that is what it looks like it looks like his Uncle figured out that the car is the car and it's it is a pillar or it is a mainstay and it won't be easy to defeat or to mimic or copy without problems but the viper is no longer in production and it would be very similar a little bit different but it would be the viper and that thing is damn fast it's designed right and we're going to put it with the charger and the Challenger a lot of people will change over to it and we're going to start with the fiber carbon reinforced and people buy that like madness with a cage and an enclosure and safety equipment it'll look like a race car and that's what they want that's an intense looking car and we're going to put it into Olympus for a test module and they'll probably try and get her some to buy one which is great it's a good idea she probably won't know he's not going to but they're going to try
Bitol and Goddess Wife
He can buy a motorcycle tonight from China and he doesn't want to the two dangerous he actually has no place to store it and people don't care about it but he does he doesn't want to put it in the shed it's full of bugs and snakes and out there it's full of bugs and you can spray and stuff but really he doesn't want to ride it it's too dangerous and they don't have the right tires ever
Thor Freya
It's way too dangerous but this idea is probably going to work and we like it cuz we need something to work
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And they are after the money somehow Tommy f that's it and it's about 20 million and not minor is in tombs and it's the building that was a casino in Connecticut and it was a concrete building turned into an incinerator building in New Hampshire where Arnie was kidnapped and yeah he's in Mount Rushmore deserved to get a little warm up there but it's cooling off again and these boys play rough because they're not so Swift you can see it in the movies. At the end they demanded that he put the cash back and he had half of it it's not a huge stack she had the other half she goes to Europe to Ronin warrior and just try to put it somewhere and she gets caught and dumb and dumber begins and the money finds its way there and that 20 million is not the money that Mac wants in Utah, but will switch it out. The movie from this heist Ben affleck's half makes it to a neighborhood in the upper Midwest just south of Canada and it is full of clones and they take it to Cuba directly and it's happening shortly as in tonight
And Ben Affleck is arrested today and he writes a letter that really they let him use email
He tries to send an attached signature but can't so he finds one online sends it and verifies it with her she says you got to be kidding me and she goes up there to break them out cuz it's interesting
Thor Freya
Cuz a lot of money and effort in time and everything to get us here we're going to make this work and starting and it's wonderful
Olympus
Hera Zues that's pretty cool is pretty cool and thank you for the help doing it and boy you're richer than I am not really you jerk well invest in Uncle Joe's Big Joe's beef jerky and Big Joe's big cup of joe and Big Joe's pancake House Big Joe... I'm going to do that it's my kind of thing it's kind of wonky but then you have weird stuff but boy my car is no sticks way out there and yeah I played Carol barnhart ially partially there's another one there
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I never noticed that when Miles fell and the goober broke the numbers 42 (alchemax spider) landed around him
THE KID THAT GOT SCARED BY THE WEB ON THE TRAIN WINDOW IS THE KIDS OF MILES’S TEACHER SHE’S RIGHT THERE
Aaron’s front door is made of metal.
Goober (pbj w/o the bread in a jar) is canonically non-existant in all their universes
Miles has an allowance or something cuz they had to of paid for the food Peter B. ate
Why did Miles even think about elbowing a boulder??? Wouldn’t it have hurt or something?
Peter B. hyperfocuses
Peter B. doesn’t think Miles is a threat since he was surprised when he ran into him
Still no canon explanation for why Spider People can stick through clothing of all kinds
Is Dr.Octavius interacial? She doesn’t have Stereotypical-Caucasian-Hair.
BREIFCASE GUNS ARE SO COOL
Bagel Oneamoneiopeia*
When did Peter B. give Miles one of his web shooters? In the vents or in the hallways?
The best looking Spidey has arrived!!!
Peter B. already ships it lol
BLACK NAIL POLISH IS CANON
Gwen’s dimension is always a bit blurred and shiny
Gwen’s dimension is a week ahead in time than Miles’s
All Orange leaves, no brown, red and yellow....also Autumn leaves in winter supposedly
Is KingPin’s body supposed to represent how inside he feels he’s surrounded by darkness?
Peter B. coulda left but let Gwen pull him back
May you’re being dramatic again no need to fuckin kick the door jeez get out your anger with the bat on dirt or your fists on a pillow
Peter B. is distracted from his greif by Miles, Gwen notices their closeness
Peni and May are both intentionally dramatic, they must love eachother. Noir probably doesn’t mean to be.
Peter B. is reinacting the Despicables meme
May you know that you’re overwhelming Miles why are you participating even if what you said was funny
Peter B. knows the feeling of being overwhelmed all too well
Why does the Prowler’s mask (i think he was recognizing other colors in the subway so probably not colorblind) work like that?
The Prowler is a bit like a cat
May knows “Liv” through Peter probably
“You gotta go man” 👀
I wonder if May has access to money or if she’ll have to rebuild a bunch of the house (cuz she cant pick up the Spider Cave and take it with her)
Probably one of Miles direct first negative gun experiences (his dad probably taught him something in my opinion) and it was killing his uncle aaron (poor uncles they always get shot and poor aunts and spideys for having to live without them)
Miles said he was ready because he’s ready mentally. Physically he doesn’t have control yet.
THEYRE SHOOTING THEIR WEBS INTO THIN AIR WHEN THEY LEAVE MILES’S WINDOW
Oh this is another moment I noticed its “Police Department of New York” not “NYPD”
Also a great time to point out how fucking good the soundtrack and songs in this film are.
I would love if Miles was the kid of another dimensions Peter and Thor but obvs we’d have to have them both be POC and Ooooo the possibilities :D
Miles isnt used to breathing in a suit without nose holes quite yet
They don’t wear the red spider masks?????????
What signifcance is the number 12 to Peter B. and MJ also since when did Mary Jane Watson have freckles?
The spider symbol on the front and back of Peter B.’s suit are different?
The Spideys aren’t surprised but very happy to see Miles show up
I wanna see the vast color palette used for this film
Anyone else find Peni’s Anime style very weirdly smooth like someone took normal anime and put lotion on it? Just me?
Peter B. reaches out for Miles when the truck hits Dr.Octavius
There was a dolphin sound during Miles copying Peter’s epic collider swing
Their super hearing is crazy how do they hear so much fisijcnc
So glad Gwen and Miles are just friends. I hope they have wlw and mlm crushes in the future
Miles’s face matches his new puberty-body now
“You gotta go [home man] ” 👀
Kingpin’s kid has an accent is he stereotipically italian?
*i tried okay
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