#android time

[nat1volition]

Dearest followers, I’d like to preemptively apologize for the person I’m about to become. The spring semester curse has struck again.

#you guys have seen the dbh posts im reblogging #bg3 and funger content will keep happening but #it’s #android time #so sorry folks #feel free to old yeller me #every spring semester I must hyperfixate on a badly written game I don’t make the rules #hurts #dbh #detroit become human

[biggest-gaudiest-patronuses]

i'm begging you guys to start pirating shit from streaming platforms. there are so many websites where you can stream that shit for free, here's a quick HOW TO:

1) Search for: watch TITLE OF WORK free online

2) Scroll to the bottom of results. Click any of the "Complaint" links

3) You will be taken to a long list of links that were removed for copyright infringement. Use the 'find' function to search for the name of the show/movie you were originally searching for. You will get something like this (specifics removed because if you love an illegal streaming site you don't post its url on social media)

4) each of these links is to a website where you can stream shit for free. go to the individual websites and search for your show/movie. you might have to copy-paste a few before you find exactly what you're looking, but the whole process only takes a minute. the speed/quality is usually the same as on netflix/whatever, and they even have subtitles! (make sure to use an adblocker though, these sites are funded by annoying popups)

In conclusion, if you do this often enough you will start recognizing the most dependable websites, and you can just bookmark those instead. (note: this is completely separate from torrenting, which is also a beautiful thing but requires different software and a vpn)

you can also download the media in question (look for a "download" button built into the video window, or use a browser extension such as Video DownloadHelper.)

#for adblocking--ublock origin is my favorite but adblocker plus is also popular #also i once again highly recommend using firefox especially on mobile #to enable adblock on firefox mobile just click 3 dot menu > addons > addon manager > enable uBlockOrigin #that's for android i assume it's similar for iOS #update it is NOT similar for iOS bc Apple hates you. i'll write another post later #anyway. PLEASE USE AN ADBLOCK ALL THE TIME (except for specific websites you want to support) #your internet browsing experience will be so enormously improved #also on firefox if you want to get past a paywall click the 'Toggle reader view' button as soon as the page loads #(it's on the right of the taskbar. a little rectangle with horizontal lines) #works for most news sites by showing you the webpage text that is hidden under the 'you've run out of free articles' popup #doesn't work for everything but it's worth a shot

[shepscapades]

For those begging for dbhc mumbo angst, unfortunately (?) this is just about as bad as it gets for him (as far as I have planned, anyway). All I can think of when it comes to dbhc mumbo is how silly goofy pathetic he is so for now he gets spared from serious angst <3

(doc, on the other hand, gets closer and closer to combusting the more he gets to know everyone)

also, a bonus below the cut bc scar is no better :]

#THATS A SLASH J ON THE DOC THING. I DONT HAVE ANY PLANS TO MAKE DOC EXPLODE <3 #Dbhc #hermitcraft dbh au #Grian #mumbojumbo #mumbo jumbo #docm77 #dbhc Grian #dbhc mumbo #dbhc doc #android doc #android mumbo #mumbo #goodtimeswithscar #dbhc scar #scar #art escapades #THEY ARE SOOOOO STUPID <3 #I just think grian and scar would never be the wiser and mumbo thinks he’s SOOOO good at hiding his consciousness #and then he meets doc for the first time and is clocked on the spot #listen I destroyed etho with angst and tango is up next so I had to spare SOMEONE from the horrors #smiles #dbhc art

[sailorportia]

This is my new life philosophy

#does it count if your first time is with an android? #yuri #failgirl appreciation

[jesterbabey]

#paul perkins #emma matthews #paul 23 #android emma #starkid #hatchetfield #nightmare time #paul matthews #emma perkins #jester's originals

[electricfrank3-n]

she is an android after all

#hatsune miku #miku hatsune #robot #miku #android #miku monday #spooky #fanart #art #hi idk i was just staring at the crypt keeper for a long time and had a thought #vocaloid #face horror

[wyndryga]

#does it count if your first time is with an android?

[shrimperini]

not one, not two, but THREE wheatleys !!

#my art #portal #portal fanart #portal 2 #wheatley #human wheatley #android wheatley #portal wheatley #portal 2 fanart #three times the trouble lol #i rly like drawing core wheatley he is just a little guy :D

[noraviolence]

#she gets it #does it count if your first time is with an android? #yuri

[witchstormm]

ily emdroid

#emma perkins #forever and always #starkid #hatchetfield #hatchetverse #nightmare time #emdroid #the android (starkid)

[cupcakeshakesnake]

Portal 2 AU - miscellaneous.

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AU tag

#portal 2 #portal 2 au #glados #cave johnson #chell #android glados #android cave johnson #cave cube #portal 2 chell #body horror tw #injury tw #portal 2 fanart #snake's art #They're humming Cara Mia Addio in the last one #albeit without much intention #They both have their potato batteries at all times but I'm just too lazy to draw it #Johnson's battery is in his pocket #Glados' is conveniently out of sight

[dbzkaka]

I literally dont know how to continue explaining to people that part of the reason Goku decided to stay dead was because Gohan hated fighting.

He didnt know this until cell. He literally had no idea. Gohan NEVER gave any indication whatsoever. Couple that with the fact Bulma pointed out most of people threatening the Earth during that point in time were all people wanting Goku. The saiyans. Frieza. The androids. Doctor Gero. Cell.

All because of Goku. Its not his fault but his very existence consistently put the Earth in danger. He truly believed Earth would be safer without him and therefore, gohan wouldnt be consistently placed into battle.

Because Goku didnt know gohan hated fighting. But once he knew came the very interwoven nature of these threats he brought making his own son fight because gohan felt he HAD to. Not because he wanted to. For goku, protecting the earth always aligned with his own love for fighting. But gohan fought out of necessity, out of the very idea that they couldnt afford to do it without him. He has this power he didnt ask for so he must use it right? Because it would be selfish if he didnt.

But goku... goku thought gohan was like him. Gohan WANTED to return to help fight vegeta. He WANTED to go to namek. He WANTED to stay and fight after piccolo almost died to frieza. Goku didnt see gohan train that first year. Didnt witness what it took to make gohan a fighter. All he saw was his son who now was strong and wanted to join the fight like his dad. And he knows gohan is more powerful than them, knows he can stop cell, FELT IT. Gohan has to defeat cell because no one else can. So he thinks if gohan gets angry enough fighting cell, itll be the answer. Because thats how its always been for goku. And in thirty seconds piccolo makes him realize he's wrong. He doesnt argue back, he listens and concedes and realizes that piccolo is right. And suddenly goku wants to abandon his plan and stop the fight. He made a mistake. He intends to get gohan out. And in the end, he still ended up being right, but it doesnt change what goku now knows. Gohan isnt like him and he doesnt enjoy fighting.

Goku would have NEVER made gohan fight if he thought he didnt want to. You know this whenever adult gohan gets involved in a fight and goku apologizes that he had to. Or when someone suggests gohan for a battle and goku is like nah he's "out of practice," even when they have time FOR PRACTICE. He never wants to force gohan into a situation like cell again. Because cell was a mistake and goku has learned from it. So he never asks Gohan to fight anymore. If Gohan wants in then of course he's in. But he wants his son to be able to choose that. He wants gohan to be HAPPY and if thats not fighting then thats perfectly alright with goku.

So it wasnt just about keeping the earth safe. Or his friends. It was knowing that in the safety of gokus absence, gohan wouldnt have to fight either. There would be less threats, less chances of his son being forced into battle. And sure he also trusted that gohan and the others could keep the earth safe if they had to, but he was banking on the threat level significantly decreasing instead.

And decrease it did. They had seven whole years of peace. Not a single threat. Meanwhile from the moment Raditz shows up to gokus death to cell, it all takes place within the span of FIVE YEARS. The longest they went without a threat was the three year gap spent training for the androids. And they spent every waking moment knowing they were coming.

And then if you look at trunks future... majority of the human population being wiped out by the androids. Majority of gokus friends. His son. All dead. Because of him. Because he defeated the red ribbon army when he was a child. And that very easily could have been their future as well. So Goku does his job in preventing that. He saves all of them. And if hes the only one who ends up dead, well... it doesnt matter. Because they aren't. And he intends to keep it that way. So he stays in otherworld, to keep them safe and to give his son a future that he can choose. If Gohan has to fight, then he can. But at least his father wouldnt be the one bringing the threats to his door.

#goku has depth #and im tired of arguing this point #LOOK DEEPER FOR TWO SECONDS PLEASE #Gokus reaction to finding out gohan doesnt like to fight #his sacrifice #and his decision after #im tired of people acting all the time like goku would have wanted to remain dead and therefore never see his wife or son or friends again #hes content in the knowledge that this is the best decision FOR THEM #he makes that decision #for them #not for himself #goku #dragon ball #son goku #goku is a good dad #dragon ball z #dragon ball z kai #gohan #son gohan #goku and gohan #dragon ball rant #my rant #dragon ball super #dbz #dbs #cell saga #android saga #saiyan saga #frieza saga #kakarot

[yuricides]

#Does It Count if Your First Time Is With an Android? #yuri

[ghouljams]

You’ve made allusions to an android AU, may I venture a hc?

König (my beloved) is the most likely out of all of the guys to just. Literally not have a face. This boy was built exclusively for heavy combat - he’s probably got five cameras for eyes on a composite ceramic face. There is no synthskin. Briareos from APPLESEED vibes.

OK Android au is a Ghost au because that's my husband. I love the idea of König as a heavy duty mech. Let's run through what my thoughts on the au are and then never speak of it again

So Ghost as an android. Military grade, top of the line. I mean literally irreplaceable, no one knows how they made him, where he came from, or how he's able to think and do the things he does. It's almost unbelievable. You, the 141's mechanic, don't believe it. You've fixed up plenty of androids, you'd rerouted circuit boards and rewritten enough code to know that Ghost should not be doing the things he's doing. You think he's thinking. He shouldn't be thinking. Not the way he seems to be, at least.

Androids think, to a certain degree, but artificial intelligence is... well it's not exactly real. It's pattern recognition and computers running simulations. It's math. Complicated math, but still math. Ghost isn't doing math, he's making decisions. The 141 lets him out, free range, in the field and trusts him to think and act within the parameters- Fuck do they even set parameters for him?

He comes to see you the same way the men go to see the doctor. Reluctantly. Another thing he shouldn't be doing, that he's hiding from the rest of the unit, feeling. That's what first tipped you off that he was thinking, the way he lingered in your doorway when other androids would be marched in by their COs. Ghost stood in the door to your workshop and hesitated, like he didn't want to see you, or was hoping you wouldn't be in. When you'd made eye contact with his cameras, the red glow behind sculpted bone, he'd marched right in and sat down in front of your work bench.

"Need some maintenance," He's said, the transmitters for his voice box warm and rumbling behind the slight static. You'd never heard false vocal cords like that.

He's a wonder of mechanics. His back plate is dented, the synth-skin charred and bullet ridden, and when you take too long poking around trying to figure out how to get it off he reaches back and presses a button at the top of his spine. The black composite plates lining his spine -what a human would call a spine- release with a hiss and the back plates on either side pop up with a quiet click. You could spend hours looking at the motors running his muscles, like cogs in a clock. They spin silently, just on the edge of warm when you touch them, expanding his synthetic muscles almost like he's breathing. A cooling system you assume, or exhaust exchange. You grab a few tools from your bench and tug your safety goggles on to get started.

It's strange, you feel like a proper doctor working on him. Ghost sits like a rock for you, but he's sitting, he's active. You glance at his face like you'll catch him flinching away from the laser you drag against powder burns, or think he'll roll his shoulder to test the fit when you tighten one of the millions of tiny screws. You'll have to come up with something new to use on the tight coils of synthetic muscle he has. You've never seen anything like it, you'll need something custom if he comes in with anything bigger than a bullet wound. He's patient as you reshape his back plate, banging the dent out and soldering a patch over the hole.

"You'll need a new one of these," You tell him. He makes a noise almost like a hum, you chalk it up to motors whirring. Strange when they'd been so quiet before.

"Battle scars," He jokes, and you freeze, "That's what Soap calls them." He covers, but- He made a joke. He's covering, it's a good cover, but- He made a joke. Androids don't make jokes, they approximate jokes.

You're still thinking about it when he leaves. You're a good mechanic, a great one, but you can't explain Ghost away as subroutines and ai. You stare down at your diagnostic report, your repair report. You hesitate and mark "functioning optimally" before jotting down the repairs you made. It's probably nothing. No reason to snitch on the 141's prized android just because you're a little spooked.

#cod x reader #x reader #simon ghost riley x reader #simon ghost riley #ghost x reader #ghost mw2 #simon riley cod #simon riley #simon riley x reader #ghost call of duty #ghost cod #android!ghost #or is he..... #“Do androids dream of electric sheep” is one of my favorite books #I think about it all the time #think about the implications of an android completely indistinguishable from human #but never quite human #that's a big thing #my favorite part of the book really #that humans will always be human and you can only approximate humanity in code #but that's not what's happening here #sorry for hijacking a konig hc in favor of my favorite boy Ghost #I do have konig thoughts as well

[torgwn]

something i made last month (id in alt)

pronouns are xe/xem/xyr or xey/xem/xyr or they/them

#torpor #my ocs #robot #android #artists on tumblr #the diatom stickers are still cute but the rust is starting to look more like blood every time i look at it #dscp #dscpcast #dscp probecast #why does a robot have hair. idk. so itll blow around dramatically in the martian wind #percy #perseverance #perseverance rover #xey/xem/xyr <- this set is like they/them but it starts with x and 'their' is xyr #xe/xem/xyr is the same but more like. she or he so singular #ex. xey are a robot. xe is wearing braids. xyr hair is blond. there are plants inside xem. #in case anyone wanted to know how their pronouns worked? tho you could also just use they/them if the neos are confusing lol

[shummthechumm]

"son, i could move the sky for you"

~

so...midnight and sol in the rewrite... (more info below the cut!)

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in the scorched ruins of a long abandoned ravine awaits an elderly badger. for seasons, midnight retraced the ancient claw-marks of those before this time; fading echoes of now forgotten spirits. every night she patrols the worn stone, accompanied only by the distant pelt of stars above her.

the low humming of wind bouncing off the gorge walls was scarcely broken--be it by a passing critter or occasional loner--but tonight, something was different.

she follows the shrill wailing--lumbering after it with more energy than she had showcased in moons--down the ragged cliff edge, and into the hollowed out stone. there lay a scrawny cat--a kitten. midnight's ears itch at it's mewling, and her throat tightens.

she reaches out a clawed paw, and pulls the shivering scrap towards herself. the kit whimpers still, but unscrews it's eyes. brilliant sunburnt irises burn into her own; and a warmth she had long been deprived melted the aches of age away--if only for a moment.

those pools of yellow observed her curiously. after a heartbeat, the child nuzzled deeper into her wiry coat.

how long had it been since held new life? how long had it been since was held by someone?

regardless of the answer, she couldnt let go now.

☆

i love sad old people

Original/Alt. Version here:

#wc #midnight the badger #midnight warrior cats #sol wc #sol warrior cats #wc au #warrior cats #rewrite tag #medibangpaintpro #medibangpaint #medibang #digitalart #ooh i cant wait to get to the sol stuff I CANT WAIT #the pic doesnt necessarily depict midnight first finding sol #it can just be general cuddle time at any point during his kittenhood #i estimate hes no more than 3 months though\ #i also wanted to represent sol bring warmth into her life because lonely old people and also sun. cause...sol #hehe we didnt even get to rock yet #btw i drew this on the android vers of medibang...which is only good if you find a way to block the ads #its crazy how the ads actively destroyed the app bro