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crazy-maracuya · 1 month

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Fundamentally characterizing God should be someone who absolutely can and will do weird things with no explanation whatsoever.

Like someone who will look at a 15 foot metal transformer biblically accurate angel with all seriousness and be like 'I'm gonna create the Cambrian explotion now' and then come back 10 seconds later with a Sacabambaspis. And then shows you his weird collection of Endoceras and pentecopterus like it's nothing.

"Hmm. They look too big so I'm going to destroy the dinosaurs."

Some 10 feet something dominion out there like: 👍?????

Like, make God be fully connected with the creations he made, with the science to the point it does become a person which we can never understand but at the same time is someone theologically accurate with the teachings of the church.

Raphael: Lord what is the platypus?

"A mammal that lays eggs."

Raphael: ...Why

"Don't worry I have another one just like it."

Raphael: That's not what I mean!!

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Michael: Um Lord what is... is it... fine to leave a crab that big while humans are running around???

"...It ain't that big."

Michael: It's 12 feet! My Lord it's 12 feet long!

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Raziel: So I get there was a need for many languages you know babel and stuff but like... why so much slang?

"... Oh that wasn't my doing, weather boi."

Raziel: What?

"You'll get it soon."

4000 years later

Raziel on vine: Oh.

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Ariel: Alright so now that we finished the Vibrio cholerae, the next step of your plan is the...Schizophyllum commune?

"Yes."

Ariel: Well they look... like plants. But uh, anyways, we can start with the sexual identies--

"20 thousand."

Ariel: Wh-what.

"23 Thousand."

Ariel: WAIT WAIT WAI--

#angelology #angels #bible fandom #abrahamic mythology #angel ariel #angel raziel #archangel michael #archangel raphael

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surprisingmarch · 1 month

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𝙲𝚞𝚙𝚑𝚎𝚊𝚍 (𝙻𝚒𝚕 𝙻𝚞𝚌𝚒𝚏𝚎𝚛 𝙰𝚄) 𝚁𝚊𝚣𝚒𝚎𝚕 𝙼𝚘𝚘𝚍𝚋𝚘𝚊𝚛𝚍

#lil lucifer au #lil lucifer au moodboard #lil lucifer au raziel #lil lucifer au raziel moodboard #raziel #angel raziel #moodboards #my moodboards

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i-bring-crack · 1 year

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"King Solomon, two women are fighting for the legitimacy of the baby! And we don't know who is the real mother! Apperantly they both lived in the same house and gave birth around the same time—"

The first woman pushed him. "But suddenly the child of that woman died! And she grabbed my child while placing the dead one on my lap! Had I not looked closely I would have thought my son was dead!"

"Liar! Your child simply died out and now you are trying to steal my son!"

Raphael the angel, looked back to Raziel. "The father..."

"They are both Prostitutes."

"Ah... Well, how about asking the midwife?"

Raziel raised his shoulders, which he gets, but it doesn't help defuse the situation.

Then comes Ornias, in chains and behind both of them, he gets close to the king's throne and says "Cut their child in half."

"What in the—"

"... No no, he's got a point there."

"Raziel don't encourage it."

King Solomon spoke first, rising from his seat "Bring me a sword."

Raphael shakes the angel who keeps looking like nothing wrong is going to come from this. "Raziel stop him! I'm not taking a child's soul to heaven today! I was supposed to be off duty!" Instead Raziel pushed the angels' shoulders and sat him back to his post on the other side of the covenant.

"Technically, we are never off duty."

"Not the point!"

The demon just watches off with laughter.

"Cut the child in two and give one half to each woman."

Raphael stared back at the demon. "Hey, he added the giving the pieces back, I only said to slice the kid in half."

"Still!"

"NO!" The first woman bowed to his feet. "Give her the child. Just please, don't kill him."

Ornias smirked back.

The other woman remained with the child in her hands. "Do as you wish my king, because I can't have him then neither should you."

Raziel wrote down in his book again, and a soft whistle from Ornias made its way across the courtroom, however none of the humans could hear it, so the silence kept being sharper than a sword. The Angel of healing rose back up, refusing to look any other place except at the heart of the woman.

"The first woman, she is the mother of the child." Solomon said, and the trial was quickly brought to an end. As the people applauded and gossiped over the news, the king finally looked back to his throne, two angels and a demon chatting up about the witnessed trial.

Raziel spoke up. "Technically, that didn't completely identify the real mother."

Ornias answered. "Well, it was a high chance the mother could have been the first woman since she seemed to value the life of the boy."

"Well, whoever it was, at least he was sent off to a mother who would value him." Raziel and Ornias nodded to Raphael's words, and in turn the angel looked back to Solomon. "Well, I guess Former King David did chose you for a good reason at least."

The king looked back to the sight where the two women once stood, then at the angels and demons behind him and asked. "Have you three been here this whole time?"

#prose #idk #for xmas or something #the church was talking about gifting gifts and i was like #well my brain was like #hey remmeber that time king solomon wanted to slice the kid in half?#king solomon #archangel raphael #angel raziel #ornias #his cameo #look at the debout boi #christianity #memes #angelology #demonology #old testament #bible

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omgserafinablog · 1 year

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Now the angel spoke harshly.

"Are you going to challenge the heavens like the one of the Morning Stars whose name you bear?"

#The Mortal Instruments #Shadowhunters #Valentine Morgenstern #Angel Raziel #AestheticTMI #Cassandra Jean #tmi graphic novel

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ourplegaymer101 · 1 year

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Here, have some new drawings

#art #oc #oc stuff #angel #angel raziel

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darkmodechaoticlight · 4 months

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WHB 07: plap plap

Speak the truth Evie

#地獄のどこが悪い #what in hell is bad #whb #oc art #whatinhellisbad #evelyn #prettybusy what in “hell” is bad?#what in “hell” is bad?#whb angel oc #whb michael #raziel #uriel

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the-shy-wolf · 3 months

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Meet Raziel 🦚

#my art #monstrosities #Raziel #Joey #angel #angels

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glowyskull · 29 days

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Huoh

#doodle #oc #Raziel #angel #i love wings

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alradeck · 8 months

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Unpacking your mom's and a demon's issues after being loaded onto you as a child is something for future Amber and her therapist to figure out!

Caelum sky is my free webcomic, available to read here!

We've also got 20 pages ahead on the Patreon if you are so inclined.

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a-stoopid-person · 1 month

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Doodles and skribbles

And one decent thing

#ultrakill #oc #silly tag #angel oc #gabriel #gabriel ultrakill #vsona #VE #Raziel #Nanael #v1 ultrakill #v2 ultrakill

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rasticore · 16 days

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so Angel Hare kinda implies there's a whole network of sorts of tv shows that are covers for angels to help struggling people, mainly kids. That feels like an untapped gold mine for fan characters

#angel hare #im concocting one rn #its Raziel and his main show is a creepshow type later night spooky anthology #because he knows a lot of troubled kids might be put off by lighter things #and kids like spooky stuff

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aealzx · 5 months

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Doing that OC challenge made me realize I never posted the art I did of Raziel when I designed him X'DDDD Whoops.

Here's Caela's big bro/coworker 8'D Unit name Raziel, after the angel of secrets. The 2nd pic is the mecha he piloted.

#my art #Mithos #Raziel #Cori #Coriander #oc #original character #angel theme #mecha

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rainingstarz55 · 1 year

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Sorry for the delay, but here it is 😁 All the lil-lucifer-au characters in human form. I wanted to keep the hair as their natural colour, so yeah, they would stand out a little. Still, hope you like them. I admit I was lazy on the clothes area, only because I wanted to focus on their faces. 😅

#lil lucifer au #fanart #archangel #michael #gabriel #angels #raphael #uriel #chamuel #lailah #selaphiel #Barachiel #zadkiel #raziel #samael #raguel #haniel #phan #lucifer #jophiel #ariel #azrael

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i-bring-crack · 1 year

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Ive made some incorrect quotes for anyone wondering how I characterize the angels and demons:

Raphael to Satan: God, you are such an anti vaxxer.

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Raziel: For fucks sake I gave them Issac Newton and Einstein what more do they want?!

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Maalik: I AM good, just not to you darling. Your only redeemable quality is that you can die, so you should.

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Satan: Last night I caused a war, a famine, the apocalypse, but alright, try to save me I guess.

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*During the book of Job*

Gabriel: WHY WOULD YOU BRING SATAN TO THE FUCKING COUNCIL!!!

Michael: He promised to behave.

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Beelzebub: Someone will die…

Baal:... of Fun! and sprinkles! and rainbows! and sugar! Nah jk just kill them.

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Michael: Violence isn't the answer.

Satan: You’re right.

Michael: *sighs in relief*

Satan: Violence is the question.

Michael: What?

Satan, bolting away: And the answer is yes.

Michael, running after them: NO-

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Michael, standing with their back turned: I’ve been expecting you, Satan.

Satan: How did you do that without turning around?

Michael: ... To be perfectly honest, the first couple of demons I did that to were not you.

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Michael: Okay, help me please!

Satan: Got two words for you.

Michael: I bet they won't be helpful.

Satan: Your problem.

Michael: I was right. I wonder why I asked you in the first place...

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Michael: Date someone who will drag you outside at 3am to look at the stars.

Satan: If anyone, and I mean anyone, wakes me up at 3am to go look at the damn sky they will be removed indefinitely from my life

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Satan: While Michael still goes to pride month thinking he will find me there, I casually invade facebook group chats and start posting Antivax facts.

Asmodeus: You should go tho, the cake he brings is very good.

Satan: Is it chocolate?

Asmodeus: yeh

Satan: Fuck you i hate chocolate

Asmodeus: Then why you gotta eat all of my valentines!

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*during the crusades*

Jibril[Gabriel]: Michael, saint of the catholics, my old arch enemy.

Iblis: ... I thought I was your arch enemy?

Jibril: I have a life outside of you, Iblis.

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Michael: Satan and I were crossing the street after finishing our fight at the gym, and this dude drove by and honked at us

Gabriel: *Sighing* What did Satan do?

Michael: They chased him to the next red light, then reached into his window and...

Satan: Who wants a steering wheel?

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Michael: Jesus, for how long have we been fighting? What time is it?

Satan: I don’t know; pass me that saxophone and we’ll find out

Satan: *Plays sax loudly and extremely out of tune*

Metatron: WHO THE FUCK IS PLAYING THE SAXOPHONE AT TWO IN THE MORNING!!

Satan: It’s 2 am

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Michael: Why is Satan so sad?

Gabriel: They took one of those “Which Character Are You?” quizzes

Michael: And...?

Satan: I fucking got Lucifer

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Michael: *Screams*

Satan: *Screams louder to assert dominance*

Gabriel: Should we do something?!

Sammael, observing: No, I want to see who wins this

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Asmodeus, making a cup of tea: Yeah, get into that leaf juice, you sexy, sexy bee sauce.

Satan: Hey, do you take constructive criticism?

Asmodeus: I absolutely fucking do not.

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Raphael: There's nothing worse than people using big words they don't understand.

Jophiel: I photosynthesize with this

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*During the middle ages*

Metatron: Michael, gather the others. We need to have another The church-is-doing-something-stupid-again-and-we-have-to-stop-them-before-they-hurt-someone convention.

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Astaroth, ordering coffee: I’d like a light roast.

Michael: You're kinda ugly.

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[Paradise Lost reference]

Gabriel: Satan! What did I tell you about lying?

Satan, looking down: ...That it only works on Uriel

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Asmodeus: Are you reading fanfiction?

Raphael, reading an article about extremely rare diseases: Wh- No.

Asmodeus: Oh, is it on AO3?

Raphael: This is CNN.

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Satan: What has the galaxy ever done for you?! Why would you wanna save it?!

Michael: Cause I’m one of the idiots who lives in it!

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Adam: For the last time, how the fuck am I supposed to know what's good or bad? I was literally born a few weeks ago!

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God: The universe is cold and unfeeling. The only constant is chaos.

Michael: Was that place out of chocolate-chip pancakes again?

God: I had prepared for all outcomes, but this was nay forethought.

Michael: Well, you can do something about it right?

God: Nay, their free will was to make that limited amount, I shall not interfere.

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Satan: Don’t weep for the stupid. You’ll be crying all day.

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Michael: I’m here for the cult stuff.

Abbadon: How did you find us?

Michael: I saw your ad on craigslist

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Satan: FUCK THE CHAIR. PARDON ME FOR MAKING MYSELF COMFORTABLE DURING A SINCERE HEART TO HEART DISCUSSION WITH A DEAR FRIEND IN NEED!

Satan: BUT THE TIME HAS COME FOR ME TO CEASE STRADDLING THIS DEEPLY OFFENSIVE PIECE OF FURNITURE! AWAY WITH YE, FOUR LEGGED TEMPTRESS! DISTRACT US NO MORE WITH THE MOST BASIC AND UTILITARIAN FORM OF COMFORT YOU SUPPLY!

Beelzebub: Satan just threw a tantrum about a chair.

Beelzebub: I just won Satan Tantrum Bingo.

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Demon: Hey, I took your soul last month and-

Michael: No returns.

Demon: *sobbing* But it's converting me!!…

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Satan: Are you busy?

Michael: Currently fighting your legions so, yes.

Satan: Cool, listen to this. Have you heard of Paradise Lost?

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Michael: I find it very unseemly for Asmodeus to start dating again. Isn't the customary period of mourning 10 years?