#anonymous answer

[sexswansworld]

I wanted to say that it's cute that you're around 5'5" as if I would not be on the floor if you ordered it

Aww, of course you would. Because we both know exactly who’s in charge.

#femdxm #anonymous answer #anon

[canisalbus]

LOVE machete's prey animal ass eyes he looks like hes terrified a hwak us going to carry him off

#own art #own characters #CanisAlbus #Machete #Vasco #he's fine this happens all the time #answered #anonymous #comics #that's not a hawk #maybe a buzzard?

[bobacupcake]

Would it be hard to turn that bouncy ball pull apart animation into something like a poke ball?

not only would it not be hard, check THIS out

#deimos21 #anonymous #ask #potion of answers your question

[markscherz]

Is there any frog species you have a grudge against?

Meet Gephyromantis (Phylacomantis) pseudoasper

Peak calling activity? Between 3 and 4 am 😡

Its preferred perch? The canvas of my tent 🙃

The decibels of its call? Jet-engine levels 🫨

The sound? Fuckin' Star Wars lasers.

#fuck this frog in particular #frog #bioacoustics #frog recording #sounds #amphibian #Madagascar #wildlife #animals #nature #herpetology #Gephyromantis #Gephyromantis pseudoasper #Phylacomantis #answers by Mark #anon #anonymous #I love them really #very round #but oh my god #so loud #literally impossible to sleep through #I had some really restless nights in this forest #also they only call every few minutes #so you have these lulls #followed by INCREDIBLY LOUD BURSTS OF SOUND

[anonymouspuzzler]

Hey Buck can you tell me a joke?

#anonymous puzzler answers #anonymous puzzler art #anonymous puzzler originals #villain coded comic #man who i genuinely don't know if he knows any jokes & definitely doesn't know how to hold casual conversation with strangers

[crtter]

i know you won't translate "sense during speech" to norwegian........

#answers #anonymous

[angelicbabydolll]

I wanna be fucked. I wanna be fucked so throughly that my thighs still shake after we’re done. I wanna be fucked so badly I ache in the morning. I wanna be cleaned up with their tongue and forced to orgasm again even when I whine that I can’t. I wanna be manhandled and thrown around the room like I’m a doll but still lovingly praised and degraded through all of it. I wanna have bruises and bites all over my body. I want my voice to be horse. I wanna be fucked.

#angelicbabydolll #angelicbabydollls #txt #txt post #asks open #sweet asks #send me asks #anonymous asks #answered asks #asks

[hellsite-hall-of-fame]

I mean, you're obviously President Barack Obama, right?

well obviously

also can everyone stop stealing my shoelaces now >:(

/j

#stealing shoelaces from the president applies even to former presidents obviously #once you’ve been president you’re always susceptible to getting your shoelaces stolen #that’s a fact ofc :) #also #funnily enough this is the second time i’ve ever gotten this kinda ask lmaoo #ask #the hellsite answers #anonymous #hellsite hall of fame curator’s bullshit #barack obama #unreality #hobama

[ask-steven-the-wolf]

hi Steven/Steven’s mum! please tell Odessa she is so adorable! I love her outfits and Bernie is so cute! do Steven and Odessa share clothes with their siblings or do they have their own wardrobes? have a wonderful day<3

Odessa: awwwww thank you!!!!!! :D

Bernie: yay I'm cute!!!! ^.^

Steven: we generally don't share outfits, but we did share shoes for the longest time. Albrecht will be sharing my clothes for a while until mum can get him his own stuff :)

#answered ask #anonymous answer #steven answers #odessa answers #build a bear #plush life #bernie the axolotl

[fratboykate]

I'm totally in support of the writers in theory but I'm trying to understand more of what you're fighting for because I've seen some people on twitter claim writers make more money a week than most of us make in a month so I'm trying to understand what the issue is. Also if that info is accurate. This is a genuine question. Not trying to have a "gotcha moment". I really want to hear from a writer.

people have always had wild misconceptions about how much a writer earns because of their lack of understanding of how the industry actually works. there's so many posts about how "you guys make 5k a week. what more do you want?!" yeah...let's do some math on that.

5k a week for 14 weeks (and that's a long room. a lot of rooms these days are 8-10 weeks. those are the dreaded mini-rooms we're trying to kill) is $70,000. for roughly three months of work. you'd think we're cooking with gas...BUT HOLD UP. that's gross! let's see everything that has to come out of that check:

10% to our agent

10% to our manager

5% to our entertainment attorney

5% to our business manager (not everyone has one but a lot of us do. i do, so that's literally 30% immediately off the top of every check)

most of these breakdowns ive seen downplay taxes severely. someone made one that says writers pay 5% in taxes and i would like to ask them "in what universe?". that doesn't even cover state taxes. the way taxes work in the industry is really complicated, but the short of it is most of us have companies for tax reasons so we aren't taxed like people on w2s/1099. if we did we'd be even more fucked. basically every production hires a writer's company instead of the writer as an individual. so they engage our companies for our services and then at the end of the year we (the company) pay taxes as corporations or llcs (depending on what the writer chose to go with). my company is registered as a "corporation" so let's go with those rates. california's corporate rate is 9% and the federal corporate tax rate is 21%. there's other expenses with running a business like fees and other shit so my business managers/accountants/bookkeepers have recommended i save between 35-40% of everything i make for when tax season comes.

you see where the math is at already??? 25-30% in commissions and then 35-40% in taxes. on the lower end you're at THE VERY LEAST looking at 60% of that check gone. 70% worst case scenario. suddenly those $70,000 people claim we make are actually down to $28,000 as the take home pay. and that's if you're only losing 60%. it goes down to $21,000 if it's 70%.

lets pretend you worked a long 14 week room (that's the longest room ive ever worked btw) and let's also be generous and say you only have 60% in expenses so the take home is $28,000. average rent in los angeles is around $2,800-$3,000. if you're paying $2,800 in rent that means you need AT LEAST $4,000 a month to have a semi decent life since you need to also cover groceries, gas, medical expenses, toiletries, phone, internet, utilities, rental and car insurances, car payments, student loan payments, etc etc etc. and again, this is los angeles. everything is more expensive so you're living BARE BONES on 4k. and these are numbers as a single person. im not even taking having children into account. so those $28,000 you take home might cover your life for 6-7 months. 3 of which you're in the room working. the reality is that once that room ends, you might not work in a room again for 6-9-12 months (i have friends whose last jobs were over 18 months ago) and you now only have about 3 months left of savings to hold you over. we have to make that money stretch while we do all the endless free development we do for studios and until we get our next paying job. so...3 months left of enough money to cover your expenses -> possible 9 months of not having a job. this is how writers end up on food stamps or applying to work at target.

this is why we're fighting for better rates and better residuals. residuals were a thing writers used to rely on to get them through the unemployment periods. residual checks have gone down from 20k to $0.03 cents. im not joking.

they've decimated our regular pay and then destroyed residuals. we have nothing left. so don't believe it when they tell you writers are being greedy. writers are simply fighting to be able to make a middle class living. we're not asking them to become poor for our sake. we're asking for raises that amount to 2% of their profit. TWO PERCENT. this is a fight for writing even being a career in five years instead of something you do on the side while you work retail to pay your bills. if you think shows are bad now imagine when your writer has to do it as a hobby because they need a real job to pay their bills and support a family. (which none of us can currently afford to have btw)

support writers. stop being bootlickers for billion dollar corporations. stop caring about fictional people more than you care about the real people that write them. if we don't win this fight it truly is game over. the industry as you know it is gone.

#wga strike #writer's strike #hollywood #anonymous #answers #myposts

[mewtwoandme]

How did Amber reacted to the pregnancy news ?

Kids say funny things sometimes XD

#pokemon #mewtwo #newtwo #babytwo #mew #answered ask #aino35 #the coments jester #anonymous ask

[sexswansworld]

I'd like to volunteer for research purposes 👀

Y’all get wild in the asks, every time I get one I get a little excited to see what you guys are gonna say next.

#🤪 #femdxm #haha #anonymous answer #anonymous #anon #anonymous asks #I always open my phone like omg another one #I swear #this one isn’t bad but I get some off the wall ones

[canisalbus]

What is your favorite work of Vasco / Machete / Both? Or in general, your favorite piece you've made?

It's hard to pick favorites, but from this past year/current ongoing era, I really like these in particular:

#answered #anonymous

[bobacupcake]

can you make vanilla extract

yeah ok. dont go overboard with it

#anonymous #ask #potion of answers your question #my art

[hopepunk-humanity]

Today while at [big box retailer], an older couple approached me and my very punk-looking partner, and said "you two look like you know about video games." My partner proceeded to walk the folks around the store getting them what they needed to buy their grandkid a Switch.

Later, when I was buying sunflowers for my partner, I was struggling to break off part of the stems so they'd be short enough to fit in my backpack. A stranger waved me down and offered me scissors.

Also while I was out, a person was walking down the road putting quarters in every parking meter they passed.

As I biked home, the sunflowers sticking out of my backpack seemed to make a few people's day.

When I got home, it turned out my partner had snuck out while I was away and bought me chocolate as a surprise.

When we try to be good to each other, life can be a series of small joys.

Yes! Small joys are equally about our connections with others, as they are about the world around us.

#joy #connection #hopepunk #asks answered #anonymous ask

[ddarker-dreams]

Do you think Blade is the type to get jealous really easily? I think he is but like, to what extent do you think he’ll show how jealous he is?

blade is possessive to a near maddening extent.

however, he's familiar with warding madness off, no matter how enticingly it beseeches him. owing to this, he misinterpreted his writhing jealousy for mara. a bemused kafka refuted this conclusion. true, his mara adds fuel to the fire, but it's not what lit the match. this revelation leaves him at a loss. he finds it frustrating how his waning control weakens even more in your presence. it's agonizing.

he considers himself the most wretched creature in the universe when jealous — disembowelment would be preferable. at least that pain can be treated. you, though, you're a chronic affliction. his torment made manifest. it'd be so much simpler if he could conquer the fear of you hating him. he could butcher everyone who hoarded your attention, maroon you on a planet only he knew the coordinates to. he could, but he won't, because your smile makes death itself undesirable.

he's stuck at an impasse. and at this impasse, he broods.

consequently, you misinterpret the bone-chilling glares sent in your direction. it makes the hair on the back of your neck stand. you don't recall doing anything that'd upset the stellaron hunter, so why is he staring at you like he finds your very existence offensive? maybe he does, in the moment. especially if you're interacting with someone who makes you happy. he can't give that to you. he'd siphon away your warmth, bit by bit.

his jealousy centers around his shortcomings. when you bloom around others, he's reminded that he's poisoned soil. and even then, he wants you. he's always on the verge of plucking you from where you belong to satiate his greed. his gloved hand nears you, ready to do just that, the point of no return—

—then your ever-fickle focus lands on him. the very instant you wave and call out to him, you unknowingly save yourself.

... for a while longer.

#i love HIM #yandere blade x reader #blade x reader #blade brainrot #concepts #answered #Anonymous