#anyway where was i

[goopyknife]

going backwards through my art folder, this is my FIRST bg3 fanart

#your honor hes just a little middle aged guy ok #gale i love you #and your creaky knees #bg3 #gale dekarios #dont ask me why i always tag astarion as astarion and gale with his full name #i just live like this #anyway where was i #digital art #digital doodle #jupart #wtf else #erm #HOLY FUCK ITS 1:30AM (not when this post will go up #) i am queueing things #bg3 fanart

[diana-daphne]

Best book ever written, nothing will ever be funnier than this, Jane Austen I love you more than anyone else in the world <3

#Mr. knightley i love you so much #also Mr. knightley is so in love with Emma #it’s so cute #he can hardly help from smiling even when she’s making fun of him #thank goodness Mrs. Elton was there #I really can’t blame him #she’s like a combination of all my most obnoxious family members #I swear to god if she brings up that god damn barouche-landau again #and mother fucking maple grove #anyway where was i #Jane Austen literary & comedic genius everybody #i love her so muuuuuch #emma #jane austen #books

[mercymaker]

yea yea, i'm an absolute believer in the fact that spawn astarion indulges in some kinky stuff and having the freedom to choose sends him on a bit of a sexual exploration journey

but also have you considered him having moments that are so soft, so gentle? when he's losing himself in the warmth and the endless kisses? when he can shut his mind off and just allow the physical sensations, the touch to guide him? there's not a single hint of worry, no anxiety trailing behind his thoughts. it just feels natural, it feels good. he can close his eyes, truly relax and allow all of that to engulf him. completely lose himself in his lover's body.

#the bg3 adventures #astarion #astarion ancunin #astarion romance #astarion x tav #tavstarion #maleane/astarion #yes i did wake up and immediately think about astarion making sweet sweet love to mal #about them being gentle to each other #but above all else it's all comfort and safety!!! #they make each other feel safe #and i NEED them to kiss gently to touch each other softly #TO SMILE!!!! #it's slow and soft and warm.. god how much astarion loves her warmth #anyway where was i

[lexosaurus]

And I'm back on my nerdiness!

This fic is a crossover between Danny Phantom x The Martian. You do not have to have read or watched The Martian to understand this fic. Although, I've convinced a double-digit number of people to read The Martian since I started this fic and I think that speak volumes to how obsessed I am about this media.

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Summary: When Astronaut Mark Watney went to Mars, he knew there was a chance he'd never come home. Now, though, he's determined to last long enough for NASA to save him because this whole dying for science thing is not as fun as it sounds.

Meanwhile, Danny Fenton is just trying to keep his identity a secret amidst a potential crisis with his powers. Seriously, what's up with that weird current under his skin? Why is he having so much trouble controlling it? And why does it feel so familiar...?

In a fit of determination (and possible stupidity), Danny goes to Mars to save Watney, only to add to both their crises when he arrives and can't get home. Will NASA save them? Will Danny have a home to return to if they do?

Chapter WC: 5801

Fic Tags: Danny Fenton & Mark Watney, Canon Divergence, Ecton AU

Chapter excerpt under the cut

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“I’m the potato of—what day is it?” Mark glanced at the computer. “May seventeenth! The spooky seventeenth potato ghost!”

“You’re delusional,” was Danny’s response. “And also still not over the fact that you missed May fourth.”

Mark lowered the potato. “Well, usually, I rely on supernerd Johannsen for vital dates like that. But since she’s gone, it was your job to pick up the slack! Haven't you seen Star Wars?”

“Of course I have!” Danny exclaimed, crossing his arms. It was almost offensive that Mark would think for a second that Danny hadn’t seen Star Wars. “But you forgot about May fourth too! Don’t try to pin this on me. I’m not your personal C3P-O.”

“No, you’re more of a Chewbacca.”

Okay, now his angsty mood had entirely turned into offense. “The hell is that supposed to mean?”

“Well, I’m Han Solo, obviously.”

“Why do you get to be Han Solo?”

It was as if Danny had just asked why rockets exist if Mark’s expression was anything to go by. His eyebrows shot to his hairline, and his mouth opened with a comical amount of confidence—or was it arrogance—as he gestured to himself and answered, “Well, duh.”

As if that were supposed to sum it up.

“That explains nothing!” Danny argued.

“It’s quite literally the only bit of explanation you need, Chewie.”

“I’m not Chewbacca.”

“And the sky isn’t orange.”

Okay, all the prying into Danny’s personal business? That was rough, Danny had to admit. But this? 

This was unforgivable.

#danny phantom #the martian #mark watney #the phantom martian #seriously tho i've convinced a significant number of ppl to read the martian cuz of this fic #i count each person a personal victory #so thank u all for helping me boost my ego on that #if ur wondering i take each of those numbers and rub it in Grace's face #who has bought the book but has not begun reading it yet #yes this is a callout post GRACE huh what are u gonna do about this now??? huh huh??? #anyway where was i #oh yeah plz enjoy my fic thank y #im going to bed

[fazcinatingblog]

More like IF I come back amirite, also stop making me feel guilty, also learn to spell (paralegal? Parallel? ...never mind doesn't parramatta), also like it's my fault she hires 53 accountants that can only do accounting and 1 admin person to send out the tax returns and invoices and

#this whole thing makes me mad #like I'm sorry okay i didn't want this to happen #other people are mad at me too and have to fly to Sydney alone and sit next to strangers at Taylor and #I'm letting down more important people than one little suburban accounting firm #like my parents have to deal with a week where all three of their kids are going through stuff #plus my nana needs stuff as well #and Charlotte needs looking after but she's got her childcare and the other grandparents but still everything's a mess #and then there's my housemate i mean she's okay i hope i didn't infect her and if so thank God i didn't infect her BEFORE taylor #no idk all round it's a pretty shit situation #Sophia have some perspective #oh and Collingwood just lost to norf Melbourne #Angus Brayshaw retired #There are no rules anymore it's all chaos and anarchy and we're living in the unknown #tom Phillips is at Carlton #Trent bianco has disappeared off the side of the earth and his mother has every mystic in the country looking for him #and I'm just alone watching modern family episodes trying to remember how Haley and Andy get together #when he's sitting outside the wedding in a taxi asking Haley if she meant a specific person or just in general #and Haley's crying because she wants him and finds him funny and cute but Alex told her off for having a crush on him and getting involved #fuck Alex #anyway where was i #oh yeah i don't know #discussing IF i come back and not when #wait no #i don't know #I've lost the plot

[ahotknife]

we coulda had a real good life, but you didn’t want it 🤝🏻 i know i could have loved you, but you would not let me

#lucinda.txt #anyway where was i

[perchingominouslysmwh]

Another one XD

#wrote this over the course of one night #feel free to stick your fingers into the plotholes #there's nothing hiding in those depths akhddkjdk XD #this is just angst honestly #skz ao3 #skz fanfic #my writing #woa should that be an Official tag now?? #ive been writing more than i thought i would akhdkdhd #(sunny i blame you for all of this XDxD #esp this monstrosity cuz you sprinted with me 😝) #ily 💕💕💕 #anyway where was i #ah yes #platonic skz #time loops #skz angst #sfw

[mariocki]

A fleeting appearance from Gareth Thomas as an unnamed plainclothes detective in, of all things, 1973 poliziottesco Si può essere più bastardi dell'ispettore Cliff? (released under a raft of different titles including Blue Movie Blackmail, Mafia Junction, and Super Bitch)

#fave spotting #gareth thomas #roj blake #blake's 7 #Si può essere più bastardi dell'ispettore Cliff? #blue movie blackmail #mafia junction #super bitch #1973 #poliziotteschi #italian cinema #this is one of my favourite faves spotted #for the sheer unlikeliness of it #italian genre films‚ particularly gialli and poliziotteschi‚ were known for exotic locations and jet setting plots #this is a very rare case of the italians not only setting a film in london but actually bothering to go there and film it #(believe me they weren't above passing off rural italy as bits of england) #(for evidence see The Living Dead at the Mamchester Morgue‚ which has a credits sequence shot in england but is then very clearly shot in #the Italian countryside which is somehow meant to be Manchester) #anyway where was i #oh yes. so we're actually in actual london and with a supporting cast made up of Italians shipped over for the purpose #and some actual UK actors who stumbled into the film. Morris Perry is here. Patricia Hayes has a car chase. Michael Sheard gets his brains #splattered on a newspaper he's reading. it really is a bizarre convergence of two distinct media types i happen to love #very very odd. #if any GT completists were tempted to track this down be warned: he's only onscreen for about a minute or two and also this is from #the sleazier nastier side of the italian film market. a lot of violence and sex and unpleasantness (a fr tw in that there's a very brutal #gaybashing scene). i mean the Super Bitch title kind of suggests the tone but it's actually very inappropriate; not only for being #offensive but bc the lead female character barely has any agency outside of the bastard men in the film and is actually much nicer than #our antihero. a super bitch she is not. she's also played by Stephanie Beacham so that's nice #omg i just realised.. there's a good chance Super Bitch is a later video title coined to grab the attention of Dynasty fans #should have realised. sigh.

[wolfsplosion]

they own me rn

#stranger things #stranger things 4 #eddie munson #my art #I don't have an actual art tag here I'm sorry #maybe I should make one #ummm #asapaints #yeah that'll do because that's my art account username on everything sure #anyway where was I #hellfire club #st #fanart #artists on tumblr #eddie stranger things #eddie my beloved #everyone on twitter said I drew him with birthing hips hfjkdfg #I don't know how to tag art on tumblr help #oh I should add the steddie doodle #there we go #steddie #steve harrington #doodle

[riacte]

not romantic not platonic but a secret third thing [what would happen between earth and the moon if the earth stopped spinning as illustrated by xkcd randall munroe]

#'your moon is here' things that make me explode like a supernova #UGHHHHHHH what if i was perpetually in your orbit. influencing the tides. protecting you from asteroids. and slowly drifting further away. #then you stopped moving and i was only pulse to your dead heart. orbiting you. right where ive been left. and so you started turning again. #ria.txt #personal #space opera au #(<- not about what you think is about) #hiiii this is gaining traction so glad we're all going insane :D your moon is here is SO fucked up. so good. #xkcd #randall munroe #space #moon #anyways xkcd comics are so good. entertaining witty and informative. check em out!

[liquidstar]

If my mom sees a significant amount of blood she gets lightheaded, and has fainted on some occasions. Once it happened when we were kids, I wasn't there to witness it but I heard the story from my dad. Basically my brothers, around 7 or 8 at the time, were playing outside while my mom was making their lunch, and she accidentally cut her finger. It wasn't anything serious, but it drew a fair bit of blood and she passed out. My dad saw this and rushed over, but he didn't really know what to do so he just sort of started slapping her to wake her up (not recommended, but he had no idea and panicked)

At that exact moment my brothers both came in from playing, and all they saw was our mom unconscious on the floor and our dad slapping her. So, like, without even saying a word to each other they both just INSTANTLY start whaling on him, like, full blown attack mode to defend our mom. Which obviously didn't help the situation, but she did wake up and everything was fine.

Now our dad says that he's actually really glad they attacked him over what they thought was going on, because it means he raised good boys. And I still think that's true, they're very good boys.

#i think about this story sometimes like yeah I'm proud of them for that too actually. good job baby brothers #they're not babies anymore of course they're turning 20 next year which is crazy #but they're still the type of people who'd do something if they saw something of this sort happen for sure #respectful of women and everyone else too. they're good guys #I'm glad I ended up with them living in my house against my will for like 14 years #anyway i have no idea where i was for all this but my best guess is probably a friends house given the time period #i was always at my besties house lol #i hope she's doing well too actually. haven't spoken in forever... #bestie from greek elementary school... if you're out there... let's get muffins and fanta at the bakery across the street again someday 💜☮️

[captainsaltypear]

IS ANYONE ELSE GONNA TALK ABOUT THIS OR

#hazbin hotel #huskerdust #hazbin husker #hazbin angel dust #hazbin angeldust #angeldust #husker #hazbin husk #look man im all for overlord husk but EXCUSE ME???????? #WHERE DID THIS COME FROM #I LITERALLY YELLED W H A T AT MY COMPUTER SCREEN WHEN HE SAID THIS #I KNEW HUSK WAS STRONGER THAN HE LET ON BUT AN OVERLORD??????? #GURL?????????? #DAMN SON #THIS new piece of information caught me so offguard that i was still reeling from it even after the emotional bomb that was loser baby #anyways huskerdust truthers how are we feeling #HOW DOES VICTORY FEEL #NO LONGER CRACKSHIP BROTHERS #WE'RE REAL #AND IM FEELING SO GOOD ABOUT IT #anwyways im doing very emotionally good how are you guys #im...gonna put a hiatus my own personal webcomic to cry over this for the next 6 months #girls help #keith david...........im so sorry i ever doubted you he ATE THAT UPPPP #hazbin hotel spoilers #pear post #scheeze art

[mercymaker]

also, had an idea for a one-shot that would immediately get me called out canceled and excommunicated from the fandom but at the same time i have such a shitty relationship with writing that it's likely to stay in my noggin until it wears down the walls of my skull

#life #the bg3 adventures #i was cycling home from the store yesterday #and i was thinking how cazzy truly had a talent of picking spawn with an exceptional drive to survive #like we don't know much about all of them but the info we know? #astarion being “i'd rather put myself right back into shackles than die' fresh after escaping #leon would do anything for his daughter the dude would not give up #dal latching on to the idea that there's for sure a cure to keep going #like these poor souls are doing everything to cling to this existence #anyway where was i

[druid-for-hire]

[image id: a four-page comic. it is titled "immortality” after the poem by clare harner (more popularly known as “do not stand at my grave and weep”). the first page shows paleontologists digging up fossils at a dig. it reads, “do not stand at my grave and weep. i am not there. i do not sleep.” page two features several prehistoric creatures living in the wild. not featured but notable, each have modern descendants: horses, cetaceans, horsetail plants, and crocodilians. it reads, “i am a thousand winds that blow. i am the diamond glints on snow. i am the sunlight on ripened grain. i am the gentle autumn rain.” the third page shows archaeopteryx in the treetops and the skies, then a modern museum-goer reading the placard on a fossil display. it reads, “when you awaken in the morning’s hush, i am the swift uplifting rush, of quiet birds in circled flight. i am the soft stars that shine at night. do not stand at my grave and cry.” the fourth page shows a chicken in a field. it reads, “i am not there. i did not die” / end id]

a comic i made in about 15 hours for my school’s comic anthology. the theme was “evolution”

#dinosaur #evolution #comic #prehistoric #animal #wildlife #paleontology #biology #poetry #comics #original #my art #archaeopteryx has no direct living descendants i know #but i wanted something aerial and the dinosaur to bird connection is classic and well known anyway #also the chicken over any other bird is very on purpose #its the mix of truth and comedy and genuineness and the fantastic in the mundane #its me asking you to see something so wonderful in something taken so un-seriously #and to love it both ways #also the jurassic park thing #where someone saw the reconstructed gait of a dino #and said. hey hang on. i know that walk. #and pulled up footage of a chicken walking #which jumpstarted the entire study into the link between dinosaurs and birds #in the end take whatever you want from it i just thought id provide some insight #i always like it when other artists do #the point is that i enjoy when people laugh at the end and when they dont #and i like it when they cry. i like it best when they both laugh and cry. eeaao intent #anyway mourn your losses but to live is to change #also hi guys i finally figured out tipping after 5 months so no more annoying ko-fi link

[emberglowfox]

birds of a feather

#totk #loz #link #tulin #totk spoilers #my comics #my art #it is almost 8 in the goddamn morning and my hand is cramping SO bad but if i didnt make this i was going to die #anyways link's signs: page 2 panel 1 he's signing “danger” and page 2 panel 4 he's signing “important/significant” #also idr where i got the “hair braiding is significant to the rito” probably from the reva/ink i used to read back in the day #(censored so it doesnt show up in the tags just in case lol) #theyre everything to me. if you couldn't tell #they have a brother dynamic 2 me but its open to interpretation #idk wtf happened tonight. two long comics from me back to back is absurd #broke this one up also so its more viewable too #sparks art

[allthewhumpygoodness]

Big fan of when a character's grief/trauma/guilt manifests as physical symptoms. Big fan of characters keeping things so tight inside them that it makes them sick. Big fan of when the line blurs between a character's mental trauma and physical illness until it's hard to tell which is which anymore.

#whump #k once i did a fic where a character had pneumonia #and also was in Big Mental Distress and mentally going over all the people he'd lost in his life etc #and i gotta say i'm proud of myself for bringing up the recurrent motif of his chest being pianful...like is it from being sick & coughing #or bc he's grieving so badly it's putting him in physical pain #ANYWAY