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RISING FROM THE DEAD, SOBBING
MY REASON TO LIVE. IS HERE.
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Harry co-chair at Met, announcing late next week
Okay, shady anon.
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hi all! i’m opening a few slots! — paying in several installments is possible — DM me if interested 🦇
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HELLO
I’m back from my “death” just to post a modern AU as a present for a very special person’s birthday … @lunamadrigal ,our boys are still well and alive!
happy birthday 🎁
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Bots I am begging you PLEASE stop following me, Spamton is getting angrier by the minute and he cannot process the irony of him being spammed with literal hochi mama cungadero a$$[ets] :’(
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7 year old Leo: so if a boy likes another boy, he's gay?
Splinter: Maybe, but there's a lot more than just gay and straight.
7 year old Leo nodding wisely: Ooh, like Jewish.
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My brain: You have so many tight deadlines. So many things on your weekly schedule. So many important jobs. You have to get important work done!!!
My hands:
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i'm so glad goncharov happened when it did, right before prolific public use of AI. that was pure honest gaslighting straight from the heart. real human whimsicality and trickery thru blood sweat and tears. we were a family. and we all gonched, together. you cant replicate that with any machine.
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Hey all, you know how internet searches suck now? When the results are awful, full-of-AI, death-of-the-internet levels of bad?
Start appending date constraints to your searches - "before:2023".
My results have gone from 90% AI bullshit to ~60% usable - which frankly at this point is a huge improvement.
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one of the most infuriating things about becoming an adult is when you realize that it actually is 10x easier to solve problems by making a phone call vs literally any other communication method
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Oh…. Well, it’s over for Crunchyroll I guess
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god I would be UNSTOPPABLE if I was capable of consistently initiating tasks. just you wait. you'll be waiting a while but just you wait
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