#are you fucking kidding me christopher

[lilacevans]

♡ *.✧ big daddy frank ✧.* ♡

#cevans #chris evans gif #chris evans #chris evans gifs #chrisevansgifs #chrisevansedit #chrisevans #chris evans edit #cevansgifs #cevansedit #frank adler #lila's frank gifs #gifted #lila's gifs #evansedit #christopher how dare u #honestly wtf christopher #are you fucking kidding me christopher #also hey hi how ya doin

[delusionalsturniologirl]

if you were wondering why tf chris wasn't under your tree on christmas morning, sorry he was busy with me in bed 😼

#nah fr tho why wasn't his ass under my tree 🙁 #no im kidding he was actually with me #(i fucking wish) #chris come back home the kids miss you #sturniolo triplets #chris sturniolo #christopher sturniolo #sturniolo #chris sturniolo headcanons #chris sturniolo imagine #chris sturniolo x reader #liv talks 💋 #sturniolo smut #matthew sturniolo #nicolas sturniolo #chris sturniolo x you

[channieandhisgoonsquad]

OH.

OH.

😳

Chan acting like we don’t have the image of his arms and hands memorized…

Sir. We know those limbs.

Please.

For fucks sake.

Christopher.

#the man you are #driving me nuts #I want to scratch his back up #while he fucks me #make me forget #Christopher bang at it again #stray kids #skz #i love him #loml #bang Chan #christopher bang #chris bang #bang chris #bang christopher chan

[laurenkmyers]

CODE FUCKING RED:

CHAN HAS A TUMBLR CHAN HAS A TUMBLR CHAN HAS A TUMBLR

ABORT ABORT ABORT

#bang chan #stray kids #christopher bang #skz #i have been made aware #through a fancall #that channie has tumblr #and his insta photo aesthetics are based on tumblr #i swear to fuck #do not come for me chris #you saw nothing on my page #but also hi #*waves*

[amaranth-writing]

a.m. - bang christopher chan

a/n: the first 1st person fic i've done in a while! idk, i felt like it, lol.

a/n pt. 2: self-insert?? scandalous. (;

warnings: SMUT! (jk) oral (f!receiving), morning sex, chan and (me) crying, very fast sexual escalation, love confessions, insomnia, vaginal penetration, fingering (f!receiving), praise, unprotected sex (don't do this!!), vaginal creampie, use of "babe/baby/babygirl" and "princess" nicknames, virgin!(me) and virgin!chan (first times), painful loss of virginity, lots of cussing, etc.

3k words. oopsies-

i sighed deeply, glancing at the clock on the bedside table in front of me. 4:56 am, and we had to wake up at 6 to get ready. i raised a hand to my face to rub my sleepless eyes. funny enough, with how tired i was, that i couldn't fall asleep. especially when i was always dozing off during the day. taking another heavy breath, i tried to quietly turn over without moving the blanket much in hopes of not waking chan. "you too?" his gruff australian voice murmured. "oh, you're awake?" i respond. had chan been restless as well? now knowing i wouldn't wake him, i casually readjusted to my other side. "yeah. can't sleep. and i thought you were asleep, so i haven't moved out of this really uncomfortable position for what feels like hours. what time is it?" "four-" i paused to check. "right around five." chan inhaled a full breath that went down to his diaphragm and spun around to face me. though my sight could barely pierce the darkness in the room, the l.e.d. alarm clock gave off just enough dim light to tell that we locked eyes. he smiled at me softly. "i wish i would've known you were up." he reached forward and gripped my torso, pulling me into his embrace. he smelled like musky vanilla and the best men's body wash you could find at the dollar store. he placed his head on mine, humming against my scalp. "that's better." "yeah, it is," i mumbled back, my head against the nape of his neck. i felt him get goosebumps from the tickle of my breath on his skin.

i felt myself relax for the first time since i woke up the morning before. chan's warmth surrounding me under the sheets was all i needed to begin really drifting off to sleep, and it seemed like holding me helped him too. a few minutes passed like this, calm and quiet.

"you still awake?" he asked me. i thought i had answered, but apparently not. i could hear his emotions clogging the words from escaping his lips as he said it, but he whispered an unmistakable, crackly "i love you" under his breath into my hair and squeezed me tightly.

my eyes fluttered open, batting against his chest as i felt his heart speed up. mine did the same. he said it first! god, i had wanted to say it for months now, since our first date, but i was waiting for him to be ready to make sure i didn't say it too early. i raised my head from its position on his chest to look him in the eye, although he couldn't remain eye contact as his cheeks flushed. his eyes were glossed over, his bottom lip quivered and his chin scrunched. he was trying not to cry.

i reached both hands up to cup his face, directing his face to mine. i felt my own eyes clouding over as i pressed our weak lips together. i felt one of his tears on my cheek. as i pulled back enough to see his eyes again, i mumbled back an "i love you too, channie."

a single sob racked his body, his face scrunching as he sucked in a swallow of air. "i've never loved someone this much. it scares me sometimes- " he breathed, shakily and hesitant. "how i feel around you. it's different from- " another sob forced him to pause- "it's different from anything i've... experienced, before, the way you make me feel. i can't- i can't ever lose you."

we both pursed our lips at the same time, a silent cry leaving my chest as i chuckled. "the feeling's mutual."

chan's eyes sparkled at me in the darkness, and he firmly placed a kiss on my lips. because of the level of emotion i was experiencing, i barely noticed when his tongue slipped into my mouth. we kissed passionately like that for a while, but soon, chan's cautious actions became more sure. he sat up, taking me with him, and pulled me into his lap to straddle him. i leaned down to kiss him, but he stopped me, tugging on my hair to expose my neck, where he began placing kisses.

his fingers tapped against my waist underneath the shirt of his that i was wearing, teasingly slipping below the hem of my shorts. his eyes were still a bit puffy from his crying, but i could still see them darken with desire as he began sucking on my collarbone. he took his time leaving hickeys and a few bite marks, slowly sliding my shorts to the base of my hips. without warning, chan took me by my hips and flipped us over so he was on top, pinning me to the bed. his head hung low as he scooted down, and as i noticed the first orange rays of sun peak through the gaps in the curtains, i suddenly became extremely aware of the wetness between my legs.

the same wetness he was mere inches from now. he lifted up my shirt, pulled it off of my head, and kissed along my abdomen, trailing down my outer thigh. he breathed against the skin on my inner thigh, creeping closer to where i wanted him and causing a dull ache- almost a tingle- to explode from my heat.

how did this escalate so quickly? neither of us had any idea, but before i knew it, my shorts and panties were somewhere across the room in a pile with our shirts and my bra as well. he placed a kiss on the hood of my cunt, glancing up at me for confirmation to make sure what he was doing was okay. he figured it was once i mouthed a breathy "please."

chan had stated months earlier that he was completely inexperienced sexually, but as his tongue licked up my slit, i really doubted whether he was telling the truth or not. his middle finger slid into my entrance as his lips latched to me, sucking gently while his tongue rolled over my clit in back-and-forth motions. his eyes were closed, and he groaned against me, sending vibrations up my spine and coaxing a moan out of my own mouth. his eyes shot open and his lips lifted into a smirk, beginning to pump his middle finger in and out of me.

a string of moans tumbled from my mouth. i had never felt this kind of pleasure before. even when i fingered myself thinking of chan, it was never this good. my hands gripped the sheets, but they weren't very helpful in trying to not buck my hips up. instead, they wandered to chan's hair, which i found to be a much more stimulating handle. his soft, fluffy curls intertwined perfectly with my fingers.

without warning, chan put a second finger into me. i gasped, an erotic sound following, and he looked up at me through his eyelashes. he lifted his mouth for a moment. "you like that, baby?" i kept tugging at his orange locks, desperate to keep going. chan chuckled a bit and attached his lips once more, adding more pressure than before and speeding up with his fingers, even curling them upwards.

i felt a knot in my stomach. a double knot, if you will. my thighs squeezed chan's head, and he had to pause for a moment to push my legs down before continuing. i felt my orgasm coming right before it hit: wave after wave of intense ecstasy throughout my body. i convulsed, legs shaking and pussy throbbing around chan's fingers. the kind of shit you can't fake.

god, chan's face when he saw me like that- i can't even describe the amount of pride he must have felt, seeing me being such a mess under him. he licked his lips as he pulled away, but he rubbed figure eights around my clit to help me ride out my high. his fingers stayed inside of me.

"god, princess," the nickname shot a warm tingle to my recovering heat. "you taste so good. and you look so pretty squirming under me like this." i bit my bottom lip, furrowing my brows. he started moving his fingers again, putting in a third finger. i felt mild pain as his digits stretched me out (nothing i couldn't handle). he got a little rougher with it, butterflies spawning in my stomach, and he leaned down to kiss me. i could taste myself on my tongue, and although my slick didn't taste bad, i wondered how he could like it so much. he kissed my chin. "so fucking pretty," he repeated against my jaw.

i peeked at the clock. 5:17 am. a fourth finger focused my attention back at my boyfriend, who was now planting his wet lips across my chest. he nibbled at my nipples, watching my tits bounce back to my structure in the way they naturally laid.

i whined when his fingers left my body, but was reimbursed as i witnessed him suck all of his fingers dry of my fluids. chan got up spontaneously, reaching for a tissue from the bedside table.

"what are you doing?" i asked, confused.

"gotta clean you up."

"...are we done already?"

his expression changed, a sly smile crossing his face. "did you have something else in mind?"

"well, n-no..." i stammered, trying to hide my now-red cheeks.

"it's okay, babe, use your words. what do you want?" he cooed, straddling me. it was hard to concentrate on anything with his clearly erect dick taunting me through his joggers. not to mention he was shirtless, and i was still naked. i had just come all over his mouth, hand, and the sheets.

god, this was awkward. but i responded anyway, even though i couldn't look him in the eye as i said it. "i want you... um..."

"hmm? speak up, baby."

"i-inside of me..." i spluttered. "iwantyouinsideofme."

chan's eyes gleamed. without saying another word, he untied the string holding his pants up, and pulled them down in one fell swoop, allowing his dick to spring up against his stomach. holy shit. it was a lot bigger than i thought.

a man as sweet as him had been walking around with a girthy cock like this? he'd been keeping all of this to himself?

in awe, my eyes went wide. he kicked his pants across the room somewhere and looked down at me. i reached out for it, feeling the precum leaking from his tip with my pointed finger. the single, small contact made him twitch. as i grabbed the base, his breath hitched, and his eyes flew shut. his lips parted slightly when i stroked him up and down a few times. when i sped up, however, he stopped me.

"another night, babygirl. right now i just wanna be as close to you as possible, okay?"

although i was disappointed, we were on the same page. chan moved so i was in front of him and used his slightly calloused hands to spread my legs, giving him full access to my eager cunt. he held his cock and guided it against my folds, coating himself with my slick. when he went to push himself into me, the head of his penis slipped right out of place. he chuckled shallowly, his chest rising and falling in tension. the second try, though, he inserted himself into me.

"fuck," he groaned, nose scrunching and brows knitting together. he was clearly experiencing a rush of pleasure.

me, on the other hand, well... i was tearing up. sure, there was a hint of pleasure coming along, but i mainly felt intense pressure and like i was about to burst at the seams. and not in a good way. it was like chan was ripping me open. i had to push my hands against his chest, crying out in pain. chan immediately noticed and pulled out, which seemed to hurt worse.

"baby, we don't have to- "

"no," i cut him off. "put it back in." so he did, cautiously this time. he didn't let himself enjoy it, though, since he was too focused on making sure i was okay. he kissed my tears away as they fell, and he gave me my time to get used to him. he massaged my breasts in an attempt to bring me some sort of positive reinforcement. after a while, it didn't hurt as much. "okay, you can start moving."

"baby, i'm only like halfway in," he said, giggling a bit.

i lifted my head to see if he was telling the truth. he was. "shit, seriously? curse you and your big dick, chris."

he just laughed, but he got serious again when he pushed himself in all the way. i felt his tip just manage to press perfectly against my cervix, his hips flush against the back of my thighs. sure, it hurt, it hurt a lot, but it was starting to feel really good. i moved my hips to encourage his movement. he pulled out just far enough to not separate our bodies, then pushed all the way back in. out, then in. out, then in again. back out and in.

"god, i might blow already," chan groaned, showcasing the amount of pleasure he was feeling in his face and in his movement as he sped up. he reached a consistent pace, a soft, wet noise emitting from our crotches whenever they hit against each other.

this noise quickly escalated to a full-on slap. both of us grunted every time he was fully inside of me, and our chests heaved. there was a certain glisten all over his body from sweat, the warm, dull sunlight giving a perfect golden hue over his cream-colored skin. it was mesmerizing to watch.

"oh, fuck! chan!" i called out, hands reaching behind his back. my fingernails scraped down his back, and he hissed from the sting. when he readjusted the placement of his hands and his hips, the new angle hit a spongy spot that felt particularly good. "oh, shit- right there, channie- "

chan allowed himself to moan into my ear, biting my lobe before sucking purple bruises into my neck. he was fucking me so well. chan moved a bit so he could support himself with just one arm- he made sure he was still hitting the spot i liked- and used the pad of his thumb to give me additional clitoral stimulation, rubbing in circular motions around my bundle of nerves.

"fuck!" i screeched, feeling all of him at once. i could swear i was making his back bleed at this point. he placed our foreheads together, using his pointer and middle fingers instead of his thumb, and we shared our air, breaths mingling in the air.

god, i was close. really close. and he could tell.

"is my princess gonna cum?" when i nodded vigorously, he kept going. "cum for me, baby. cream on my cock."

with a long moan, i came, and my walls clenched around him. chan kept thrusting, though, and i suffered from a bit of overstimulation because of it, but he had to come too.

"i love you," he confessed. "i love you, i love you, i love you." he kept repeating it like a chant. his hand came off of my clit, and both of his hands held mine. our fingers went between each other's, and they fit like the final pieces of a puzzle.

"i love you, chris," i said back, barely holding on for him. hell, i was starting to feel another orgasm sneaking up on me, which would come if he didn't finish soon.

"oh, god- " he grunted, the movement of his hips becoming uneven. "can i- "

"yes! please, chan, fill me up."

"ah, fuck... as you wish."

and he came inside of me. i felt his hot white seed shoot into me, satisfying me in a way i'd never been before. we both took a moment to breathe and hold each other, cherishing the intimacy of the event.

"that was really, really nice."

chan looked at the clock, and so did i. 5:31 am.

when chan pulled out, he didn't pause to admire his cum seeping out of my pussy. instead, he pushed my legs together on one side, then picked me up by my hips and put me on my hands and knees. before i could even inquire about what he was doing, i felt him push into me again.

"we still have just about 30 minutes, princess." he began thrusting with much more rough, sheer force than before. "30 minutes i don't intend to waste."

my eyes rolled back into my head. chan gripped my love handles, using them for stability and extra friction. those slaps from earlier were dwarfed by the sounds happening now, and he bent down to place and gentle kiss on my shoulder blade. "hold on for a while longer, baby, there's a lot more a want to do to you."

6:25 am, the fifth time chan had to snooze our alarm. he was too busy railing the shit out of me to really care that we had to get ready.

6:37 am, when he finally decided he had his fill, but i decided i wanted one more round.

6:54 am, sixty-six minutes before the rest of the members arrived to pick us up, and when we both agreed we needed to take a break from the absolutely feral sex to get ready.

6:58 am, when we made the horrible choice to shower together, and went another two rounds.

7:37 am, when we actually tried to get ready.

8:01 am, the boys were running a bit late and we were ready, so we made out and almost had sex again if it weren't for jisung bursting into our home and interrupting us.

8:05 am, when we finally left, and the boys were wondering why we were being so much more touchy than usual.

9:12 am, when we stopped at a gas station and had a quickie in the surprisingly clean bathroom.

9:20 am, when the members teased us because it was obvious that we had sex in the bathroom.

#bang chan #christopher #ABSOLUTELY FUCKING FERAL #fanfiction #stray kids #skz #smut #bang chan smut #stray kids smut #skz smut #BANG CHRISTOPHER CHAN THIS IS WHAT YOU DO TO ME. 4 AM BRAINROT. #channie #christopher bang #stray kids chan #stray kids bang chan #skz chan #amaranth-writing

[allthisheaven2]

lorelais weird beef with jess in s2 is like. u are a grown woman. moreover the weird bit where she kinda sorta prioritizes her daughter's whiny bf over her actual daughter is. u are a grown woman and that is a teenage manchild.

#watching s2 ep19 rn which is like. lorelai 'i can't lie to dean why are you asking me to lie to dean' its like.. i know everyone and their #mother on this website says it that deans clinginess and anger borders on emotional abuse and lorelai encourages it? sort of? and its so #annoying. especially in this episode where its like so insane that rory doesn't say something about it. then again i guess it doesn't go #in line with the writers' dean most perfect bf alive shtick. but if u want him to be perfect then write him better and less annoying? #also lorelais hatred hatred of a 17yo kid is sooo strange when they have her as this totally understanding empathetic adult and she suddenl #can't empathize with the kid who is arguably the most like her and maybe needs it the most. so ooc. and annoying. #PLUS most especially her freak out at luke after the car accident is sooo #batshit insane yelling at luke that he has an obligation to rory and her over his nephew its like. hm. are u fr. also acting like a hairlin #fracture is the most terrible thing to ever happen ever!!! get a grip its so annoying how she goes on and on about it like its catastrophic #i get the overreacting mother bit. obviously. but this is still so stupid insane. #i love lorelai but this ep is her worst maybe. on par with the s7 arc #and speaking of christopher hayden is sooo smarmy and disgusting acting like superdad for one and a half episode before he fucks off to be #a dickhead again. so annoying that my most beloved episode ever is so annoying in its last 10 minutes

[vonlipvig]

i just woke up from a dream where i was rereading this one book that i truly loved, i think i was finishing the first chapter, still meeting all the main characters, and it was like coming home, yknow?

and now that i'm awake i don't think the book exists and i can't help but feel a deep sense of loss.

#i'm really sad i feel like they've taken something important from me #i dont even know what the plot of this book was cause there probably wasn't one #but the protagonist was a college age kid and he met these two scientists? #well he met this scientist guy first and then the first chapter ends when he's going to meet this idk linguist? more academic type guy? #and there's a break right after second guy is gonna walk in and then the chaoter ends with the kid saying something like #'two things were gonna happen: the three of us were going to be a great team #and my girlfriend was gonna leave me' #that was the end of the chapter! i was SO excited to keep reading! cause i knew it was so good! #i know that at some point the kid finds out the two guys were fucking? idk what their deal is they gave me very divorced-but-youre-the-only #-person-icare-abour vibes #and i think the scientist guy kinda looked like a gruffer christopher nolan. my brain is so interesting sometimes. #goodbye book i will miss you forever #dreams tag #according to jules

[emmafallsinlove]

unpopular opinion but lately every time i listen to tolerate it i think about christopher and rory’s relationship but from rory’s pov to her dad and this song gets a whole new meaning

#“i wait by the door like i’m just a kid” #”tell me i got it wrong somehow” ”i know my love should be celebrated but YOU tolerate it” #”while you were out building other worlds where was i?” #the fact that christopher never gave a fuck about rory #every time he came back to their lives it was for lorelai #he tolerates rory at best #rory gilmore #anti christopher hayden #gilmore girls #or speaks now

[neechees]

"The Directors are strongly considering Dwayne 'The Rock' Johnson to play the role of Kratos" DONT YOU FUCKING DARE

#are you kidding me fuck no #Dwayne Johnson does not have the range for Kratos. #Christopher Judge is RIGHT there #gow

[jackblackhotelmirror]

i love ze mole so much like he has so much personality for a character who showed up for five minutes in a movie that came out 25 years ago. i miss him.

#ze mole #christophe delorne #South Park #my dude showed up told everyone how much he hates God went to war with the three most incompetent kids on the planet and then died #'careful? was my mother careful when she stabbed me in the heart with a clothes hanger while I was still in ze womb?' #'what do you think this is kid??? TV kiddie hour where we all sit around and lick Barney the Dinosaur's fucking pussy??? HUH??" #also I love his aggressive French accent

[caterpillarinacave]

All I want is a hug from Henry Fairchild 

#You know what he would give me one #He gives amazing hugs and you fucking know it #What I would give to know Henry as a kid #Matthew and Charles got so fucking lucky #Christopher please I want your life #Becauseialsowanttodie- #Jkjkjk #Unless #im joking. Joking. #Tid #tlh #tsc #cc #henry fairchild #henry branwell #the infernal devices #the last hours

[lilacevans]

the best c.e era | my favourite nomad!steve moments

#chrisevans #chris evans gif #chris evans #chris evans gifs #cevans #evansedit #chrisevansgifs #chrisevansedit #cevansedit #cevansgifs #evansgifs #steve rogers #steverogersedit #steverogersgifs #captain america #avengers infinity war #avengers: infinity war #avengers: iw #a: iw #lila's steve gifs #lila's gifs #christopher how dare you #are you fucking kidding me christopher

[machidielontheway]

listened to nimona's soundtrack after watching the movie yesterday and man. nimona's theme. it's so lonely and full of yearning from the first few notes it's so welld done

#3615 my life #nimona movie #i check christophe beck's page and wow he did some things uh #i never had a 'when i grow up' dream when i was young but. now that i haven't been a kid for a while #i'd have wanted to be a composer. #the power and magic of making people feel things with the right arrangements of notes #the power and magic to elevate a visual to a higher level with the right instruments and sounds #i love emotions and making emotions in others with something you created seems like such a cool fucking things to be able to do #honestly it's giving me kind of the same feeling as when i watch httyd for the first time #i kinda wanted to rewatch it as soon as possible #and the music / soundscape had a big part in it

[skz317cb97]

I am speechless... 🙊

Literally have no words...

#just screeches #and feral screaming #maybe a little crying #stray kids #skz #skz stay #bang chan #christopher bang #channie #channie chan chan #mr bang if you please #mr press me against a wall #say please #chris mutha fucking bang #jesus fucking christ #chris *chk chk* bang #skz317cb97 #cal 🖤

[izzy-b-hands]

Started watching Our Friends in the North and it's so fkn captivating

also: bby Daniel Craig and Christopher Eccleston and an overall wonderful cast

Put it on not expecting to like it all (tho there are definitely some word choices in the show that had me like. oof. idk if they were wholly necessary but it also came out in 1996 and some stuff out of the late nineties and older gets Rough)

But, I can't seem to turn it off all the same. I'm invested now in a way i did not envision (also fuck Tosker tho, my heart weeps for poor Mary who like. Has made her own decisions yeah but that doesn't mean she deserves to be stuck in the situation she's in at all)

Im still tired af but i wanna watch more tonight, im afraid I'll fall asleep during it tho purely bc of last night's lack of sleep (i did nap and could again now, but i feel like that won't help the night sleep issue lmao)

#text post #you get Christopher and Daniel in long seventies hair but also they did not shy away from showing things re: sex and violence kwndkgng #didn't mind the sex bits much bc like. mostly plot relevent and Daniel's bare ass #the violence had me wincing like at one point one of the parents goes ham on their kid and it's like okay jfc we get it pls stop!!! #but again: plot relevent and it was only so many uncomfortable moments to get to some interesting developments #wouldn't recommend it to everyone but if you go in knowing to expect the occasional moment of oof and then some #then it's a good watch and a chance to see some older fave bbc actors flex and see why Christopher and Daniel have ended up doing well #one scene daniel absolutely sobs and fucking. tore my heart out bc if not told it was a show you'd think he was v much in actual pain

[byuntrash101]

big bad wolf

f!reader x bangchan ft. stray kids smut | mdni 2.6k maybe you bit off more than you could chew when you hyped up your game to the owner of the campus’ infamous big dick owner nsfw tags under the cut

#5: huge dick + size kink (twt p☆rnlink) college!au, toxic ex bf!minho, frat boy!bangchan, alcohol consumption, one night stand, explicit consent asked and given, chan is really a tease, gentle dom!chan, daddy kink (i mean we're talking about chan here) , size kink (reader is smaller than chan), huge monster cock!bangchan, size training, protected sex (good job), oral (f), multiple orgasms, some humor at the end ♡

a/n : i was like this 🥴🥴🥴 writing this because ughhh im in love with this bangchan! wanna see the other entries for the event? check out the link <3

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“I mean being single is great and all” you said while downing the rest of the ungodly cocktail your best friend mixed for you earlier at the party. Before she left with Jisung. “But like I miss the toxic sex, ya know?” Christopher nodded his head while he took the empty cup from your hand to set it at the table beside the both of you on the couch.

The party was over so to speak. Everyone had left or was just passed out on random surfaces all over the frat. ΝΣΒ (nu sigma beta) was the frat that organized the best parties on campus. Well the second best parties but ΩΔΦ (omega delta phi) had Minho going to their parties and well you were finally over him that wasn't to run into him at a random party to drink and hook up with him again. You were determined to break free of the destructive cycle. That’s how you came to attend the parties here and met Christopher and his frat bros Changbin and Jisung. These three were quite the trio. Well not right now because Jisung was probably fucking your best friend somewhere and Changbin was passed out over the keg. Only Christopher remained somewhat (if not entirely) sober. He didn’t like alcohol that much, he claimed.

“Yeah I get you dude. Toxic sex is the best…” Christopher sighed. “But why though?”

“I don’t know man!” you said with a pout. “Also my ex was like… packing” the alcohol in your system was making it harder to perceive the fine line between sharing past experiences and simply oversharing. But Christopher wasn’t phased by it at all. On the contrary he was… intrigued.

“Really?” He questioned.

“Bro, he was real big. Like real big.” you said, closing your eyes trying to recall the extraordinary appendix Minho was blessed with. “The biggest I’ve ever seen really. I just miss that…” you said, finally opening your eyes again, purposefully avoiding thinking about your ex’s devil dick for too long before you drunkenly run to the other side of campus and to him again. When you open your eyes you see Christopher looking at you with an indecipherable expression.

“Well yeah. I miss someone that’s used to dealing with guys that are on the bigger end of the spectrum” Christopher was speaking very carefully, he was very clearly trying to hint at something but at the same time he didn’t want to come off as pressing or bragging.

You raised an eyebrow.

“What do you mean?” you asked as neutral as you could be, but still picking up on Christopher’s hint.

“Well you know. Girls always say it’s what they want. But like when I pull it out they either just run away or I mean they pull through but I can tell they’re not enjoying it. So I usually cut things short.” 

It’s true you heard one or two rumors about Christopher also being on the bigger end but you never paid attention to them. Now, they were suddenly running back to you.

“I just wanna be with a girl that's kinky and that you know… just enjoys herself with me”

Suddenly you were looking at him differently. You looked at his big biceps resting crossed over his chest and the sleeveless loose fitted white top. He was wearing a cap that covered his soft brown curls but they were still peaking at the back of his head and around his reddened ears. 

All of a sudden you were painfully conscious of Chris’ sheer size. Even though he was simply sitting next to you his large sturdy shoulders occupied the space on the couch. You found your eyes wandering to his lower half where his muscular thighs generously filled the black basketball shorts. And eventually your gaze wandered to his groin where you did notice a particularly remarkable bulge.

“You know, bro?” Chris took off the cap briefly, combing his hair with one large hand before flipping it backwards and patting it back on. He looked a little bit frustrated.

“Yeah I get it.”

Silence settled.

“Looks like we could like… help each other… maybe” you started carefully. That was uncharted territories, you didn’t know how Chris was going to react but you were a little intoxicated and that made you forget about the consequences or more like postpone thinking about them. You’ll do that tomorrow.

A cocky smirk spread on Chris’ face. An expression you had yet to witness. Usually he was all about wholesome smiles and cute laughs. But this one, this expression stirred excitement and thrill within you.

“Wanna see the big bad wolf?” Chan said right before sending you a cheeky wink that left you speechless. Before he started laughing out loud and lightly pushed you on the arm. “Just messing with you” Chris said, returning to the sunny smile.

“Why are you all cocky for anyway?” you outbid. “I’m sure it’s nothing I haven’t seen” you said, shrugging, eyes a little defiant. And Chris’ smirked returned to his handsome face just as quick. He felt a tingle in his lower half. He enjoyed that attitude you had right now. Wouldn’t it be fun to make you swallow those words? Amongst other things…

“Think you can handle it, babygirl?” Chan said, extending his massive arm behind your head on the couch and leaning on to you, making you feel even smaller. You took a whiff of his cologne, the alluring aromas or vanilla, cedar and citrus casting a spell on you.

“Yeah of course I can” you said, steady voice oozing all the confidence in the world. Making Chris chuckle again. 

***

Well maybe you couldn’t…

That is what you thought when Christopher dragged you to his room as the early rays of the dawning sun were licking the blinds. 

“Having second thoughts, babygirl?” Christopher said, smiling down at you while you looked up at him and sat on his bed. The loose fitting top was all he had left on him. Even the cap was now littering the ground, letting the soft brown curls loose. and you silently thanked the heavens for this. Maybe if he would have been completely nude you would have died right there.

He was absolutely breathtaking: large shoulders, thick arms and veiny forearms going down to his big hand holding the absolute monster that usually peacefully rested between his sturdy thighs. But right now it was awakened, and awaiting.

The thing was not only incredibly massive but also unbelievably long. Thick veins ornamented the length of it from the base to the red and dripping tip.

“So am I bigger than your ex?” he asked, cocking his head to the side. 

“Um, yeah a little bit I think” 

Lie. Big fat lie.

Christopher knew that. He knew that very well but he appreciated that you kept up with that act. He found that amusing.

“Perfect! Let’s get started then” 

“What?” you said as he wrapped his warm hands around both your wrists, gently pushing you down on the mattress until you laid there with only your feet hanging off the bed. He put your wrists at each side of your face, laying his weight over you. He was heavy, but it was comforting, reassuring. You felt small but also safe under him. The heat from his body ignited a fire within you.

“Don’t worry babygirl” Chris whispered leaning into your ear. You felt his hot breath fanning your burning cheek. “Daddy will get you nice and ready for him.” You felt yourself flutter at the name. You were definitely responding to it.

Christopher licked big swipe on your ear making your breath itch in your throat and you bit your lip to repress a moan. Fortunately you didn’t have to think about it too much because Chris kissed you instantly, one of his hands leaving your wrist to wrap around your throat, his thumb pulling on your chin to open your mouth. You didn’t fight back, letting him slip his tongue into your mouth. He tasted sweet, like energy drinks and tropical fruit juice. Now you knew for sure he was completely sober. But Chris, on the other hand, wasn't so sure anymore, because he sure felt drunk right now. Drunk in you, in this kiss. He threw himself into you, moaning in your mouth as you arched your back and he rolled his hips into you, pressing his hard cock onto your hip.

Before you could think too much about it Chris stripped you of your clothes, one article after the other until you found yourself completely exposed to him. Chris got up and took a step back to admire your body under the rays of the sun piercing through the blinds. You were gorgeous, stunning and he couldn’t wait to finally be inside you.

He then pulled on your hips to bring you on the edge of the bed where he kneeled on the ground and gently parted your legs. 

“Fuckk” he cursed under his breath when he saw your cute little pussy already glistening with need and lightly twitching. He only wanted one thing: to taste you. So he did.

He first laid a gentle kiss on your clit which made you jolt up and he smirked against you in satisfaction.

“Awww baby. Are you always this sensitive or is it daddy doing that to you?” He licked a large stripe from your entrance to your clit, staying there for a second giving more attention to the sensitive bud. 

“F-fuckkk. No it’s y-you” you breathed in, arching your back and fisting the sheets beneath you. “Daddy is doing this to m-me”

Christopher felt his heavy length jump just as the mention of the word in your mouth, it sounded so fucking good, so fucking sexy. It made him want to please you, be good for you.

He licked and swirled his tongue on your swollen bud earning more moans and pants from you. Until your cunt was throbbing against his lips and your heart was beating in your ears.

“Im… Fuck… gonna c-cum” you said lifting your face to see Christopher looking up at you from between your thighs. 

“Go ahead baby. Cum for daddy”

You came undone at the end of his tongue, your walls fluttering around nothing, thick slick gushing out of you and covering Chris’ face. 

“God fuck.. don’t- s-stop” you begged, tensing up your legs and your orgasm ripped through you. Chris didn't stop there, instead he gradually slowed down to help you down your high at your own rhythm.

“Fuckkk... Please daddy I need you inside me” you said looking at him. And he got back on his feet again. With disconcerting ease he grabbed you at the hips and flipped you on your stomach and lifted you so you were on all fours. 

He reached for his night stand where he took out of one of the drawers a condom and tore the wrapper hastily. 

“Was hoping you’d say that babygirl”

As soon as the condom was on he brought his tip to your soaked and fluttering little hole. You were feeling desperately empty and you wanted nothing more than to be stuffed full of Chris’ big fat cock. You wiggled your hips to urge him to fill you up.

“Are you ready baby?” he asked, making sure one last time you were still on board. 

“Yess daddy.. Yes please. Don't make me beg” You said, despair dripping from your lips. And Christopher resisted the urge to do just that. Maybe another time.

He started to push his huge cock inside you and you braced yourself feeling your walls expand beyond belief to accommodate the thick and hard length. Very slowly Chris continued to progress inside you. You gritted your teeth, fisting the sheet even harder and exhaling a faint complaint.

“It’s okay baby. You can do it. Big breaths, ok?” Chris encouraged you before continuing.

Thanks to Chris’ prepping,  the pain was bearable. Now you didn't even have a single shadow of a doubt left. Chris was indeed bigger than Minho. 

Soon enough he managed to push the whole monstrous thing inside you.

“There you go baby” Chris said gently stroking your back. “That’s my good girl. Say when daddy can move okay, darling?” he laid a soft kiss to the crown of your back, his voice appeared to be somewhat strained. Your tightness was also hard to handle on his part.

“Ok” you huffed quietly.

You took a couple of seconds to get used to him but eventually the pain disappeared. 

“You… can move”

Slowly Chris started to pull out only to push right back in when his tip was just barely hinging in. 

“Oh- fuckfuckfuck” you panted. 

“You’re doing so good, baby. So good for daddy” Chris said, pulling out once again.

He repeated the process until he felt you relax around him and the sharp breaths and sighs turned into moans and whines. 

“Fuckk so… so fucking big” you said arching your back while Chirs’ big hands wrapped around your waist to pull you back on his cock everytime he was pushing in. 

“Fuck your little cunt is so wet and tight for me baby”

“Hmmm daddy” you whined. “Please faster”

“Fuck so fucking naughty” he said as started to fuck you faster, deeper, dragging your precious nectar on his cock and making you moan louder.

“Fuck I won’t last long baby”

“Pleasepleaseplease daddy I'm almost there” 

Chris circled your hip and brought two fingers to rub circles on your clit, you threw your head back, completely letting go of the last bit of sanity you had left. Chris felt you throbbing around his cock.

“Fuck daddy…I'm cumminggg” 

“That's it cum for daddy” Chris said, his voice was strained as he felt you flutter around him, urging him to let got. Spurts of hot cum rushed into the condom as he hips became erratic, as continuously fucked into you until you were both satifed and out of breath. 

You collapsed and he rolled next to you, taking the condom off and tying it before rushing to the bathroom and returning with a warm towel and handing it to you. 

“Fuck that was… amazing” he told you with a bright smile that you knew. 

“So you like being called daddy? Now I understand why you’re into kinky girls.” you said, raising an eyebrow, teasingly.

“Oh– Hm.. well. Yeah… sorry it was like in the heat of the moment” he scratched the side of his face before ruffling his brown curls.

“Oh don't worry about it. I liked it” 

“We should like.. do that again sometimes… I mean if you're down”

It’s funny how he started all cocky and confident and now he was the one stumbling on his words and being flustered. You found that cute.

“Yeah we should”

“CHRIS WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING???” You heard Jisung’s loud voice coming from the hall. “WE’RE GOING TO BE LATE FOR PRACTICE” He fumbled with the door handle. “WHY IS YOUR DOOR CLOSED?”

“Get the fuck out Jisung. I’m busy” Chris said and you giggled.

“Bro, I think he’s fucking someone in there” Jisung said, this time to someone else.

“OI, MATE WHO’S IN THERE WITH YOU?? IS IT Y/N??” Felix’ unmistakably low voice asked.

“I SAID GET THE FUCK OUT“ Chris shouted.

“Fuck… I think you made him mad.” Felix said.

“Bro how the fuck is it me? You the one who insisted” You heard the two voices getting further.

“Don’t pay attention to them” Chris said and you both laughed and went back to bed, to get a well deserved couple of hours of sleep before a day full of college classes.

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