#assassins' guild

[pratchettquotes]

"I thought we got rooms to ourselves," said Teppic.

Chidder, who had laid claim to the least exposed bed in the whole refrigerator, nodded at him.

"Later on," he said. He lay back, and winced. "Do they sharpen these springs, do you reckon?"

Teppic said nothing. The bed was in fact rather more comfortable than the one he'd slept in at home. His parents, being high born, naturally tolerated conditions for their children which would have been rejected out of hand by destitute sandflies.

Terry Pratchett, Pyramids

#teppic #chidder #pyramids #discworld #terry pratchett #assassins' guild #boarding school #first day of school #bonding #standards #royalty #nobility #upper class #mattresses #comfortable #family #parenting #destitute sandflies #say nothing

[autisticfiend]

Young Vetinari

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[dimity-lawn]

Happy Hogswatch from the Assassins’ Guild.

#discworld #gnu terry pratchett #meme #discworld meme #created by yours truly #hogswatch card #hogswatch #holiday #seasonal #history #old christmas cards #the guilds #assassins' guild

[ansatsu-sha]

There had been one or two like that in Ankh-Morpork - deposed royalty, who had fled their suddenly-dangerous kingdoms for Ankh's hospitable bosom carrying nothing but the clothes they stood up in and a few wagonloads of jewels. The city, of course, welcomed anyone - regardless of race, colour, class or creed - who had spending money in incredible amounts, but nevertheless the inhumation of surplus monarchs was a regular source of work for the Assassins' Guild. There was always someone back home who wanted to be certain that deposed monarchs stayed that way. It was usually a case of heir today, gone tomorrow.

Terry Pratchett / Pyramids

#terry pratchett #pyramids #ankh-morpork #assassins' guild #currently rereading

[chromingrose]

Assassin's Guild pizza party

#guilty gear #millia rage #zato-1 #venom guilty gear #slayer guilty gear #assassin's guild #camilla's art

[oldschoolfrp]

50 gold to backstab one old man in the street? Easy money! (Kevin Siembieda from City State of the World Emperor, Judges Guild's D&D campaign setting supplement, 1980)

#D&D #Dungeons & Dragons #Kevin Siembieda #City State of the World Emperor #wizard #mage #magic user #rogue #assassin #Judges Guild #dnd #backstab #magic spell #Dungeons and Dragons

[strangersatellites]

trouble’s always gonna find you, baby (but so am i) 🔗

for the @steddiebang

art from @becomingfoxes and art @amethyst-crowns

with bonus art from @jellyfish-confetti and ames

explicit | 88k words | complete

Steve Harrington has spent the better part of the last five years knocking out hit after hit for the Assassin's Guild and becoming one of the most lethal agents in the business. After a series of unprecedented, wildly successful cases across the country, his boss pulls him off the active case roster for eight months. He's been keeping tabs on the Chicago Syndicate for years and has finally deemed Steve ready to take out their leader, The Sandman.

The only problem is that undercover agents have been able to turn up little to no information regarding The Sandman's identity. The only information the Guild has been able to dredge up is the name of one of their business fronts: a sophisticated private nightclub called Hellfire, and the name of its director, Syndicate member Eddie Munson.

or: Eddie is a low ranking member of the mafia and Steve is the assassin hired to kill his boss.

#steddie #steddie fic #steddie fanfic #steddie fanfiction #steddie fandom #steve x eddie #steve harrington #eddie munson #gin writes #fic tag: TROUBLE #as ames would say #my magnum opus #eighty eight thousand words of mafia x assassin’s guild #plus my blood sweat and tears #but that’s neither here nor there

[littledragondork]

The companions questline is so funny

I show up, get paid to beat up some guy on the street, go into one (1) dungeon for them and next thing I know I am promoted to one of their top guys and am turned into a werewolf

#I’m playing it rn and it goes by so fast even compared to some of the other faction questlines #at least with the thieves guild you don’t become the guild master until you got all the strength back in all the major cities #and the dark brotherhood doesn’t make you really any more than a standard assassin until after you kill Astrid #college of Winterhold is probably one of the worse ones when it comes to the speed at which you go up the ranks #it’s like if I got to college completed a class and next thing I know I’m the school’s principal like what no? I am not qualified for this #the characters are all nice so im not mad :3 #the elder scrolls #skyrim #tes #elder scrolls #the elder scrolls skyrim #elder scrolls skyrim #tesblr #the elder scrolls v: skyrim #the companions

[isaactheowl]

This was really hard to draw but I am happy with how it turned out

#my boy #venom #guilty gear #my art #digital art #art #digital drawing #my skecth #fanart #artwork #fan art #gg venom #venom fanart #guilty gear venom #venom guilty gear #venom gg #gulity gear #guilty gear character #guilty gear characters #guilty gear assassins guild #fighting game #fighting games #gg fanart #gg #tw eyestrain #video game fanart #video game #video games #portraits #post

[wolfgirlfloof]

these are all the same guy. like literally these are all just the same guy, corrosion damage fucks with near global range, they all do the exact same thing they just have slightly different stats. the guys hit a bit harder the girls shoot a bit faster. why did they do this. enemies having a second challenge variant is standard. a third miniboss variant is stretching it but not unprecedented. but then doubling everything for a total of six? like props for the gender equality but this is deranged. it's like that one spy from ww2 who ran a whole network of dozens of informants, except it turned out they were all fake and it was only ever just him feeding the germans garbage intel since he was actually a double agent. someone's turned the armorless union's filing department into a black hole and is making them hemorrhage funds paying a fabricated workforce and no one's figured it out yet. no wonder platinum hates her job. 60% of their manpower only exists on paper. it's all just the same fucking guy

#i am l o s i n g my mind #why are there six of them. i dont understand #and like. you've prolly made it as an assassin when even your guild doesn't know how many layers deep your deception goes #but poor platinum prolly wakes up screaming from nightmares about trying to file paperwork there #n e way i hate these guys. bane of my existence #the armorless union are bitchass motherfuckers #arknights

[queenneso]

I like this slutty lil clown haha

#cicero #Skyrim #the dark brotherhood #the elders scrolls #Skyrim fanart #Skyrim npc #skyrim cicero #sithis #assassins guild #elder scrolls #my art #skyrim followers #Bethesda #art #i didn’t mean to make him look like Matt Mercer it just happened

[pratchettquotes]

Vimes took a deep breath. "You see, Miss Wiggs, quite a few of your chums have tried to kill me at home in recent years. As you might expect, I take a dim view of this."

"Easy to see why, sir," said Jocasta, in the voice of one who knows that their only hope of escaping from their present predicament is reliant on the goodwill of another person, who has no pressing reason to have any.

Terry Pratchett, Night Watch

#sam vimes #samuel vimes #jocasta wiggs #night watch #discworld #terry pratchett #assassins #assassin's guild #hit list #celebrity #power dynamics #training #caught #persuasion #goodwill #reasons #a dim view of this #easy to see why

[autisticfiend]

Lord Downey, opening the Assassins' School for girls:

[Image description: A screenshot of a TikTok comment saying "i support womens rights. but i also support womens wrongs. i love when they do bad things.]

#fiend's posts #discworld #downey #lord downey #assassins' guild #terry pratchett #gnu terry pratchett #discworld memes #discworld meme

[dimity-lawn]

"The average fool/clown/joculator is funny" factoid is actually a statistical error. No fool/clown/joculator is funny. Lord Havelock Vetinari, who was educated at the nearby Assassins’ Guild is funny was an outlier that was mistakenly recorded due to his proximity and therefore should not have been counted.

#discworld #gnu terry pratchett #meme #discworld meme #created by yours truly #guilds #assassins' guild #fools’ guild #vetinari #lord vetinari #havelock vetinari

[miss-shotover]

Discworld hot (?) take:

Inigo Skimmer is kinda sexy. Rest in peace you spooky little ✨ scholarship boy. ✨

#discworld #terry pratchett #gnu terry pratchett #the fifth elephant #uberwald #assassins guild #ankh morpork

[chromingrose]

#guilty gear #millia rage #venom guilty gear #assassin's guild #camilla's art #not dailymillia