#bart speaks

[needycatboy]

nooo please don't give me a wicked little look before wrestling me onto the bed 😖

it would be so unfair if you pinned me down and bit me until i stopped squirming underneath you. more so if you started whispering all the ways you're going to ruin me, laughing while you watch my thoughts leave my head and leak down my thighs.

#*simpsons voice* write the tag bart! #pinning #i cant keep up w my incessant need to be held down and railed help me #gel.⬇️ #they speak #mlm nsft #nblm nsft #nblnb nsft #trans nsft #t4t nsft #ftm nsft #t4t kink #angel.queue

[little-pondhead]

Your Ancient History, Written In Wax

-

Danny knew he should have put better security around the Sarcophagus of Eternal Sleep. It wasn’t even Vlad who opened it this time! The fruitloop was too busy doing his actual mayor duties because for some godforsaken reason, the man got re-elected.

No, it wasn’t Vlad. And it wasn’t Fright Knight, either. Nor the Observants. Who opened the Sarcophagus, then? Danny didn’t have time to find out as Pariah Dark promptly tore open a hole in reality and started hunting Danny down.

The battle was longer this time. He didn’t have the Ecto-Skeleton, as that was the first thing Pariah had destroyed. The halfa had grown a lot over the past few years, and learned some new tricks, but apparently sleeping in a magic ghost box meant that Pariah had absorbed a lot of power. The bigger ghost acted like a one-man army!

Amity Park was caught in the middle of the battle, but the residents made sure it went no further than that. Vlad and the Fentons made a barrier around the town to keep the destruction from leaking. Sam, Tucker, and Dani did crowd control while Danny faced the king head-on.

Their battle shook the Zone and pulled them wildly between the mortal plane and the afterlife. Sometimes, residents noticed a blow from Pariah transported them to the age of the dinosaurs, and Phantom’s Wail brought them to an unknown future. Then they were in a desert. Then a blazing forest. Then underwater. It went on like that, but no one dared step foot outside of Amity. They couldn’t risk being left behind.

It took ages to beat him, but eventually, Danny stood above the old ghost king, encasing his symbols of power in ice so they couldn’t be used again. He refused to claim the title for himself. Tired as he was, Danny handed the objects off to Clockwork for safe keeping and started repairing the damage Pariah had done to the town. The tear he’d made was too big to fix, for now, so no one bothered. They just welcomed their new ghostly neighbors with open arms and worked together to restore Amity Park.

Finally, the day came to bring down the barrier. People were gathered around the giant device the Fentons had built to sustain it. Danny had brought Clockwork to Amity, to double check that they had returned to the right time and dimension.

Clockwork assured everyone that they were in the right spot, and only a small amount of time had passed, so the Fentons gave the signal to drop the shield.

Very quickly did they discover that something was wrong. The air smelled different. The noise of the nearby city, Elmerton, was louder and more chaotic. Something was there that wasn’t before, and it put everyone on edge.

Clockwork smiled, made a remark about the town fitting in better than before, and disappearing before Danny could catch him.

Frantic, Danny had a few of his ghost buds stay behind to protect the town while he investigated.

He flew far and wide, steadily growing horrified at the changes the world had undergone. Heroes, villains, rampant crime and alien invasions. The Earth was unrecognizable. There were people moving around the stars like it was second nature and others raising dead gods like the apocalypse was coming. Magic and ectoplasm was everywhere, rather than following the ley lines like they were supposed to.

Danny returned to Amity.

The fight with Pariah had taken them through space and time. Somewhere along the way, they had changed the course of history so badly that this now felt like an alien world.

How was he supposed to fix this?

-

In the Watchtower, The Flash was wrapping up monitor duty while Impulse buzzed around him, a little more jittery than usual. The boy was talking a mile a minute, when alarms started blaring an alarming green. Flash had never seen this alarm before, and its crackling whine was grating on his ears.

Flash returned to the monitor, frantically clicking around to find the issue, but nothing was popping up. No major disasters, no invasions, no declarations of war. Nothing! What was causing the alarm?

Impulse swore and zipped to a window, pressing his face against it and staring down at Earth. “Fuck! It’s today isn’t it? I forgot!”

“What’s today?” Flash asked. He shot off a text to Batman, asking if it was an error. The big Bat said it wasn’t, and that he would be there soon.

“The arrival of Amity Park. I learned about this in school; the alarm always gives me headaches.”

Flash turned to his grandson, getting his attention. “Bart,” he stressed. “What are you talking about?”

Impulse barely glanced over his shoulder. Now that Flash was facing him, he could see a strong glow coming from Earth. “The first villain, first anti-villain, and the first hero,” he said anxiously. “They all protect the town of the original metas. They’re all here.”

“Here? Now??”

“Yeah? They weren’t before, but they are now. The first hero said there was time stuff involved, which was what inspired me to start practicing time travel in the first place.”

“I’m not following.”

“It’s okay. We should probably go welcome them before they tear apart Illinois, though. The history I remember says that some of them freaked and destroyed a chunk of the Midwest during a fight with each other.”

“WHAT?”

#dpxdc #pondhead blurbs #liminal amity park #I’ve seen stuff like this in the mhaxdp fandom and I eat it up every time #basically the fight with Pariah caused the town to jump through time a little #and while they THOUGHT they were keeping everything in #shit leaked out and tainted those points in time #so technically #historically and genetically speaking #Amity Park is the origin point for the meta gene and Danny made history as the first hero #because Clockwork is a little shit #everyone embodies a basic ability and it has grown from there #the flash family are direct descendants of Dani (speed force Dani for the win) #Dash is the reason super strength exists #so on and so forth #go buck wild #bart learned about it briefly in history class in the 30th century #practically hero worships them #booster gold knows about them too but in contrast to Bart’s excitement #booster is fucking terrified because there was a period where Amity Park rebelled against the US government #and he’s from that specific time #he learned to fear phantom because he lived during that part while Bart is from farther in the future when those issues got resolved #guess who’s chosen to welcome the town? >:) #if you’re wondering what happened to the GIW #they turned into the branch Amanda Waller runs #Danny is the first hero #Vlad the first villain #and Dani the first anti hero #there’s an arc where Danny is trying to fix things but clockwork won’t let him into the timestream and all the heroes are horrified #because yeah Danny is the OG but if he goes back in time to fix his ‘mistake’ what will happen to them?

[blackbatcass]

i can’t stop being plagued by thoughts of bart allen. can you. can you imagine being fourteen years old and waking up every day knowing that your loved ones will always be beyond your reach? that you have family who are alive and well but you’ll never see them again? that there isn’t just physical distance between you and your mom but hundreds of years? that no matter how much family you have in this time, no matter how much they love you, you’ll never be whole? you will never have everyone you love in one room? that not one single person in the world speaks your native language? that your mom wants you and loves you desperately and you still can’t be with her? that you can never go home?

#bart allen #impulse 1995 #meloni thawne #I CAN’T I CAN’T I CAN’TTT!!!!!!! #BART AND MELONI SPEAK TO ME.. #AND JENNI AND DOX AND IRIS’S PARENTS. #HE CAN NEVER HAVE THEM BACK! #HE CAN’T EVEN HAVE HIS GRANDMA EVEN THOUGH SHE’S WITHIN REACH! #AND OHHH MY GOD CAN YOU IMAGINE BEING MAX OR HELEN. #YOU ALWAYS KNOW THAT YOU ARE THE SECOND CHOICE! #HOW ARE YOU SUPPOSED TO BE A PARENT WHEN YOU KNOW YOU’RE JUST THE REPLACEMENT #NO MATTER HOW MUCH YOU LOVE HIM. YOU ALWAYS KNOW THAT HE’S ONLY YOURS BECAUSE HE CAN’T HAVE WHAT HE REALLY WANTS (HIS MOM) #AAAAAAAAUUUUUUUGGGGHHHHHHAAUUGGHHHHAUGHAAAUGHH

[mamawasatesttube]

@ravendraculina sent me a version of this w the titans and i was compelled. (but also i had to remake the template from scratch bc the og was so full of jpeg artifacts sfjlkd) anywhoozies um. well. yeah

#rimi talks #yj #kon cissie and tim just fit in so perfectly #my reasoning re bart is that unless they eat him first he'll eat everyone else you see #greta's placement speaks for herself i think #and of the remaining members anita fit 10/10 best #in the version w the titans dick was the active suicide risk and i once again must shoutout to dick and kon parallels aka my blog thesis #kon #anita #tim #bart #cissie #greta

[kermit-coded]

bart pages that make me very sad

#hes just a little guy :( #dc #dc comics #soda speaks #flashfam #jay garrick #bart allen #wally west #yj98 #tt #teen titans 2003 #young justice 1998

[toastsartcornerthesequel]

I think because both Kon and Bart didn’t get a childhood, they should write a list of things they didn’t get to do in their formative years and do them. It could be as big as going to an amusement park or zoo or as small as just wanting to be pushed on the swing

#toast speaks #kon el #bart allen #konbart #is this anything #I was talking about this to my partner a while ago and thought to share it to tumblr

[plutoslvr]

impulse 1995 is genuinely one of the best comics ever made because the way it balances the humour and serious topics and goes in depth about characters and their relationship is so perfect and each character has something to offer and how it shows how bart, a kid raised in a video game reality from the future, is adapting to live in the current times is so interesting and so well done because it highlights how bart has no concept of danger and how max is helping him learn that because he's too well, impulsive.

but i think my personal favourite thing about impulse 1995 is barts relationships with the characters around him like max, helen, preston, carol and the rest of his friend group etc because we can see how bart grows through them specifically max.

because with max it stats off wobbly because barts just a kid with no concept of danger and max is trying so hard to make bart slow down and just think for a moment but barts not used to doing that and in his eyes if a plan works then its fine. but then past the bickering and stuff you can clearly see how much max and bart care for each other and come to see each other as father/son.

its really shown during the mercury falling arc because bart is willing to do anything and everything it takes to help bruce and even ends up breaking down in one of the young justice issues because hes so worried about max whilst max didnt even want to tell bart because he didnt want to worry him.

and then bart gets replaced with thad and thad realises that all he's really wanted is a family and people who care for him and that hes JEALOUS of bart which is where his hatred of him stems from.

and as often as bart is aloof, he's equally as emotional and intelligent like when he talks about how people got used to thad and maybe would prefer thad more because thad was more "efficient" than he was and even before that when they were travelling to the speedforce and bart caught up to max and thad, max and bart offered for thad to come back and live with them and you could TELL that thad wanted it and it's just so interesting because thad and bart mirror each other so much and its so visible in this comic but WHATEVER im so normal about it

#i had to hold myself back from speaking about helen preston and carol #i dont think ive ever liked a comic more #bart allen #impulse #max mercury #young justice #thad thawne

[evilwickedme]

characters you could tell me are transgender in any direction, and I'd believe you, an incomplete list

any barbie brand doll

young justice 98 (esp bart, kon, cassie, and tim, but really anybody who ever joined that team has just immense amounts of gender)

peter parker

any character from the zelda games franchise, but especially link

#this has been sitting in my drafts since april #barbie #young justice #yj98 #peter parker #spiderman #marvel #legend of zelda #video games #dc #core four #tim drake #cassie sandsmark #kon el #bart allen #gail speaks

[not-timdrake]

UGHHH. LOOK AT THEM.

they’re gorgeous. stunning. they’re the most beautiful people I’ve ever seen and they don’t even try.

#red robin #red robin speaks #gotham roleplay #gotham rp #superboy #timkon #kon el #impulse thirst post #dc impulse #bart allen #kindaaa timbart #Mayhaps timbartkon

[rewrittenwrongs]

I think, after Kon and Bart’s death, Tim and Cassie deserve to go a little bit insane

#I know they both did but #more #they should have a villain arc #as a treat #rewritten speaks #fandom thoughts #dc thoughts #young justice 1998 #cassie sandsmark #tim drake #kon el #bart allen #dc comics #red robin

[thief-of-eggs]

my favorite part about the young justice 1998 comics is how insanely large bart’s hair is. every time you think it’s gotten its biggest? WRONG. it gets bigger

for reference:

#bro’s majestic #he’s like 50% hair #the adhd resides in the hair #trust me i speak from experience #bart allen #impulse #yj98 #young justice 1998 #dc young justice #young justice comics #dc comics #dc comic panels #young justice

[mutt-the-miracle]

if anyone should be taking stupid chances.....

#mute pirates dont speak #impulse is a warning #DC comics #core four #young justice #yj98 #Tim Drake #bart allen #kon el #cassie sandsmark #ninjago #well kind of......anyways #take my stupid doodle

[ofdreamsanddoodles]

i think some ppl who hc bart as nonbinary kind of think, like, "well he was born in the future, why should he follow the gender binary of this century?" which is true but forgetting that crucially, bart is weird as hell & people in the future probably don't understand his gender either. kon asks him if he feels like a boy or a girl & bart's response halts the conversation for at least an hour bc everyone is trying to process what he said

#aster speaks #bart allen

[shademarble]

love letter to imaginary friendships

#dc #dc comics #jason todd #under the red hood #red hood #rose wilson #bart allen #impulse dc #jericho wilson #joey wilson #your honor they would be such good good good friends i dont care what anybody says. tbh! #i speak my truth #they are almost my oc's at this point

[kermit-coded]

a collection of bart's thought bubbles

#dc #soda speaks #bart allen #impulse 1995 #flashfam #yj98

[salparadiselost]

Bart should be afraid of any place that serves alcohol because they are usually filled with Bart-enders

#kay speaks #this might be one of the stupidest things i've thought #bart allen #impulse #Bart turns 21 #the Core 4 tries to take him out for a birthday night #Bart is convinced that #they are trying to kill him #it's a wild night filled with miscommunication #still good birthday party though