#bass tuba

[thesobsister]

Today, I learned that there exists a sonata for bass tuba and piano, and that Paul Hindemith wrote it, and that Glenn Gould recorded it. This is part of a playlist, if you'd like to hear the rest of the sonata, which I'd recommend.

#glenn gould #paul hindemith #sonatas #brass #piano #bass tuba #Youtube

[postcard-from-the-past]

Bass Tuba on a vintage postcard

#postcard #vintage #postkarte #ephemera #photography #tarjeta #tuba #bass #historic #postal #carte postale #briefkaart #bass tuba #ansichtskarte #sepia #postkaart #photo

[one-time-i-dreamt]

I was in the school band for some reason, and was forced to play both tuba and a bass drum, and carry them around constantly. I woke up and slammed my head into the wall because it was closer than I thought.

#dream #school #school band #band #tuba #bass drum #drum

[aroace-and-has-a-mace]

instruments (according to a clarinet):

bass clarinet: actually you’re the coolest

saxophone: i hate you with a burning passion, let’s make out

flute: i want to study you

trumpet: how the fuck are you so loud there’s like four of you

oboe: absolutely shaking in fear. you scare me. why do you sound like that

trombone: funky little guy, what the fuck are you doing?

tuba: you go!!

horns: oh. you.

percussion: you…you know we can hear you, right?

strings instruments: guitars but big/small

(it’s me i’m clarinet)

(no actually hate to any instruments)

#band #band memes #band kid #band kids #clarinet #bass clarinet #saxophone #flute #trumpet #oboe #trombone #tuba #french horn #percussion

[dean-winchesters-clit]

I first learned the violin and then the flute!

#instruments #polls #poll #my polls #violin #viola #cello #bass #saxophone #clarinet #flute #piano #percussion #trumpet #trombone #tuba #guitar #bass guitar #vocals

[haventacluewhatimdoing]

Playing a rare(ish) instrument means it becomes literally your whole personality. If you hear a piece of music where your instrument gets a solo, you WILL let everybody in the immediate vicinity know, whether they want to or not.

#music #musician #bass clarinet #tuba #bassoon #baritone saxophone #Viola #euphonium #i play bass clarinet and i will let EVERYBODY know if there's a bass clarinet solo in anything #or even if it's just audible lol

[happy-and-gay-tortoise]

WELCOME TO MY BLOG!!!

Name: Ash/Mars

Pronouns: It/X/Other neos/They/He

MINORMINORMINORMINORMINOR

Other blogs: @pawless-n-clawless @lyrics-in-lines @how-to-exist-mp4

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Sexuality: queer/lesgay, polyamorous

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Lutheran

White

Punk, Riot grrrl/ghoul, Anarchist, Leftist

Bass and tuba player

English

Theriotypes: Felines, Beagle, Golden eagle, Earthworm

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#pinned post #intro post #crust punk #hardcore punk #punk rock #punk music #therian #otherhearted #nonhuman #otherkin #alterhuman #music #bass #tuba #queer #lesbian #gender #genderqueer #lgbtqia #minotaurkin #maine coon #actually mentally ill #wholesome #happy #queer platonic relationship #neopronouns #leftism #autism #emo #scene kid

[fiddler-sticks]

Me letting you hold/play my instrument

#musical instruments #classical music #me letting you hold my instrument #music #music stuffs!!!! #violin #viola #cello #bass #trumpet #trombone #french horn #tuba #flute #piccolo #clarinet #oboe #orchestra #band #guitar

[cryptidfagswag]

Band is over for the year and I'm sad, here are all of the quotes I've gathered from it (long) (very long) (contains sex jokes)

I've got myelin on my jeez-o-pete

Ohp- that's not how you put pants on

Great sound! but the battery died :(

Low brass, can you count to six?

Who won the race? not the band

Let's go swimming, no I might die

You're just eating flour now. Mmmm delicious, I'm choking

Why are you thinking about his cock? Thats not very "I like women'' of you

You do everything he says, he's got this big ass knife

Shit me, fuck me, stick me in a can

You're good with that?

I mean, yeah, I know how to use an elevator-

*carrying chimes up the stairs,*

Don't mind me, just a fairy

Festive, super festive, like Santa threw up

They will not be held responsible unless they stab you directly with a sea urchin

What kind of pie?

Pie!!!

Put your bongos away Noah, you delinquent

Nah I like my men with nice tits

Can you feel it, the rays of sunshine, joy, fear

Hey, it's kinda hot up here. It's not really, I just want you to take off your clothes

Anyone want…plugs

If you can suck a mouthpiece, you can suck a dick

That shits gonna kill you

That's the point

Chicken pot?

Pie!!!

Causes microwave issues

C'mon, fuck me in the ass. With a condom, don't forget that part

How are you today

Pretty fucking horny

See, now I know you're gonna hide

But you don't know where

I'm sticking my penis places it shouldn't be. Like the meat grinder. I'm making sauce, making it saucy

Let's play happy!

Oh, I am not happy anymore

Industry baby!

Everybody just started sobbing, you cannot think this is a good idea

He took, no, he took his skin and fed it to his family, he's a good luck charm

When I die, I wanna get cremated and put into a blunt

Ah, fuck me

Was that an invitation?

Was that an offer?

Contrary to popular belief, I am in fact a bottom

Murder hornets all over those clarinets

Sweet Caroline, fuck my ass

There's nothing inspiring about your digga-digga-dahts

Oboe- gods gift to the woodwind section

It's not a gift, it's a a hazard

Oboe, more like oh no

I just burped on the snare

What the fuck-

Just thought I’d let you boys know

Look, a Lowe's! We're gonna build a wall!

Poom poom

Beacon no, we promised we'd stop

I'm the recessive trait hiding in your phenotypes

I'd make out with you in a Denny's parking lot, and I'd suck your dick outside and IHOP

Do you have a shitty pancake restaurant kink?

Ok no, if you got a worm, and fried it in cheese, it would be exactly like a cheeto

Honestly I would eat a worm raw

Ohp you're too tall, I decapitated you

Friends, colleagues, fucking rat bastards

He dropped his euphonium on my tuba once. Well, not my tuba, if it was my tuba I would've murdered him.

We need an instrument. Aha! So, a clarinetist walks into a bar- no-

Where did you even get that?

Theft? I don't know

Babies aren't supposed to be that cute, they're like, all mushy. There's too much skin and not enough surface area

The guy with the bottle of rocks looked like he was having fun

Silas is in the shit container

Honestly I'm just really tired and really horny

A balloon fetish, like, do you stick your penis in a balloon

Dude if a worm looks at me, I will cry for like, two hours

Dad, where do babies come from? Mmm storks

I could fight someone with my cheeks and win

Do you need lungs to play the trumpet? No

Sorry I can't come to band today, my pigs are giving birth

I'm straight but I too would offer my hole to him

Wyatt put your trumpet mouthpiece in this

Do not put your trumpet mouthpiece in this

Vape? Nah, half a clarinet

Have you seen gus?

Oh he's over there getting molested by his mustard yellow friends

I can't wait to get to Hawaii and say 'bonjour, mexico'

It burns my mouth like a hot pocket from hell

I am shiny, fabulous, and full of syrup

I had to manhandle my English muffin

Stop crying, start smoking

I like the humidity. Makes me feel moisturized. Like I'm being licked by the atmosphere, everywhere on my body

No I would like to sex him with considerable vigor

Don't you wanna climb up those mountains, it looks so appetizing. Gonna slurp up those clouds

Oh is that nice on your cute little patoots

Anyone got weed up there?

Yeah! Do you want me to just, like, toss it down?

I remember you, you were useless

Penguins, cause they have toes. That's gonna go well

Let loose and defenestrate

I like it, you look like a stripper

I want to vomit with gusto, with enthusiasm

I am actually a trained exorcist

I like that in a man

That did considerable hurt upon me. I did not like that

They went spearfishing together, that's the gayest shit I've heard all week

Who would win, Scheels or an orca

As in, dressing up in a dinosaur costume and fighting Elvis

We say 'here's the tune,' and then we all just scream for six minutes

Damn girl, what those knees do

Hold on a minute, im sacrificing a freshman to the old gods

No, no, come back, i'm getting sacrificed

I've heard you play, you sound scrumptious, you sound slaylicious

Isn't today a special day to be a third trumpet

No, part of my personality is I'm just having an existential crisis, all the time

That's not smoke on the water, that's I smoked too much

I want to be the justice, wrath, and love of God all at once

He has his masters in going hee honk

Do you like country? Well you're about to find out

He drives like a maniac with his colossal biceps

How do you do the alphabet? It's complicated

Why did you touch your toes like that?

Because we're thermostats

I don't want to know your name, I like our relationship the way it is

You have no business wanting my skin

I will feed your sun dried bones to the old gods

Mack, what time do we get out?

Like, 10:40

What time is it?

10:22

Jesus balls

Violence is not the answer

But cannibalism is

Our churches are all, like, old Walmarts

Shake that bagpipe? Yes please

Everyone's days are numbered

Your number is significantly lower than the average american

#long post #band quotes #concert band #pep band #jazz band #wind ensemble #band #bassoon #saxophone #tenor sax #flute #clarinet #marching band #tuba #euphonium #trumpet #French horn #percussion #high school band #bass clarinet #oboe #cw sex jokes #band kids have filthy minds #and mouths #wow #the things I’ve heard #not all of these are about band #it's the place and the people that count ok

[freakdog]

#how can i tag this so the music people see it #music #piano #guitar #bass #violin #cello #trumpet #tuba #saxophone #flute #clarinet #harmonica #orchestra #xylophone #singers of tumblr #musicians #electric guitar #acoustic guitar #piccolo #bassist #french horn #string instrument #brass instrument #musical instruments #yeah that might do it

[thedreadvampy]

Now doubting myself (and please read this in the knowledge that I played euphonium (badly) in a brass band for like 5 years as a kid)

a euphonium and a tenor horn ARE different things, right????

#red said #i don't understand brass instruments?!!! party of the reason i was never what you'd call an asset to the band!!!!! #you got your bass horns/tubas #euphonium/tenor horns #trumpets and cornets #and then the freaks. ie French horns and trombones. #but there's LOADS of instruments i mentally sort into three very broad size categories #and idk which are different and which are different shapes/names for the same instrument!!!!

[ubersaur]

Tag with what instrument(s) you associate with your OC

#tag game #tagging game #ocs #original characters #Gus is saxophone #Desiel is drums #Eider is bassoon even tho he canonically plays tuba lmao #Lobster ... bass guitar #u

[kradnie]

anyone wanna look at musical instruments we can't afford while thinking longingly about what if we could afford them

#i wanna learn every cool instrument #except violin that sounds too hard #and obv the lame ones like tuba whod learn that #i need a drumkit a piano a bass guitar more normal guitars nicer flute maybe #i know i said no to violin but upright bass sounds way more appealing i think thats just a bigger violin yea #what othr instruments are there #i forgor #thats why we need to go look at them!!!! #oooh a zither #i do not have a space for anything bigger tgan a guitar btw

[widevibratobitch]

i have already made peace with the fact that ill never find the perfect d minor requiem (tempi-wise). but bernstein's comes pretty close <3

#also it has jerry hadley my beloved and maria ewing <333 the soloists are really Good which doesnt happen often #(the bass is a bit too baritonish for me but its nothing jarring) #introitus is too slow. #kyrie is great. could be a little faster but it's perfectly fine like this too. #dies irae is PERFECT #tuba mirum is great too tho i could also see it also work with a little faster tempo but nothing wild #rex tremendae is great tho i also dont mind when its a little slower (and i very rarely say this about mozart) #ricordare is just right too. any slower and it would be unbearable lol #confutatis is PERFECT #lacrimosa is HORRIBLE. it SHOULD be slow but lenny is really just taking the piss here. #karajan and abbado go a tad too fast for me. böhm's is fine tho the rest of his requiem is way too slow for me #domine jesu is perfect #and i dont usually much care for the rest of it but its fine too #forever bitter and heartbroken over the unfinished amen fugue </3

[answer-gov]

I want a bass guitar so bad bro...I wanna learn so many instruments...

#thibking... #i might convince my band teacher to let me play contra at some point #i already know how to play soprano and bass clarinet.. #contra and some kind of brass instrument will be after guitar... #trombone or tuba..maune french hirn.. #I'm lying to myself i am NOT trying french hord fuck that

[bird-ofwar]

she oil my tuba till i blow

#tuba #bass section #valve oil joke