#bottled girlfriend

[dollopheadedmerlin]

Leave Us Be

Merlin flees with Freya and begins working with her to try and find a safe way to manage her curse and live a full and happy life. But one crisp dawn, Camelot's hunt for the Bastet ends.

Only Merlin is curled up along side her, a protective arm across her tired body. His eyes stap open ass they approach, the promise of fierce resistance glowing defiantly through the morning gloom.

#mine #merlin #doodle #freylin #freya #merlin freya #I love the idea of freya #but like #in canon #she really just #is there for a bit and then Merlin gets her in helpful bottled form later on #bottled girlfriend #the actor did a really good job tho #and i think it happened early enough in the show #for it to not feel TOOOO strange for Merlin to fall so hard #any later and we'd be like #HUH #Merlin wtf your destiny and arthur and whatnot my guy #but he will come back #even in this AU #I'm sure he'd eventually loop back around to Arthur's side #hopefully with freya chillin somewhere #munchin on berries or somethin

[sableeira]

My drops of tears I'll turn to sparks of fire.

or ode to new beginnings

#kind of spiritual successor to the Chuuya burning car artwork #the timeline is probably incredibly wrong since Chuuya was away during dark era but in my heart Dazai leaving Chuuya’s car blowing up #and Chuuya cracking open his bottle of Petrus all happen on the same night #bungou stray dogs #bsd fanart #bungo stray dogs #osamu dazai #dazai osamu #bsd dazai #bsd #my art #shoutout to my girlfriend who was the pose reference for this 🥰🫶

[perereiii]

@charliewhaw

Something something something… We win! (Fanart for this fic ^^)

#hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel fanfiction #(I’d say it counts) #(since it’s fanart for a fic) #this is my first time drawing vaggie with color. I think she turned out alright #uhh #hazbin art #hazbin fanart #hazbin hotel husk #hazbin hotel angel dust #hazbin hotel vaggie #can you tell husk was a last minute addition? because he was a last minute addition #love him but deer lord he’s annoying to draw <3 which is why he just so happens to be reaching for another bottle right now #conveniently hiding behind angel #I’d like to imagine that vaggie was actually sipping whatever fruity drink husk gave her in a sippy cup. purely because #the image of an exterminator who happens to be the girlfriend of the PRINCESS OF HELL #drinking from a cute little cup is really funny #(ex exterminator. but still)

[makorragal-312]

Honestly, I'm just waiting the Eddiesol relationship to be the breaking point for Chris and he goes off on Eddie about all his past relationships and how annoyed and tired he is of his current one:

Eddie: Chris, why are you so adamant on not getting to know Marisol?

Chris: Why are YOU so adamant on trying to find me a new mom?!

#911 #911 abc #911 on abc #911 twitter #911 season 7 #911 s7 #911 s7 speculation #eddie díaz #christopher diaz #911 eddie #911 christopher #911 marisol #diaz boys #buckley diaz family #I saw something on twitter (probably an interview) where Ryan was talking about gavin #and how he played christopher off of how he played Eddie #so chris was probably bottling up his emotions #now I want him to snap at his dad #because I can only imagine how tired he is of his compute nonsense #bringing home girlfriend after girlfriend and they keep on leaving #now adding the layer of the trauma from shannon #and probably feeling like Eddie is trying to replace her #and it doesn't help that Pepa kept on arranging dates #he's probably sick of it all #and he wants it to end #I still headcanon that he didn't bother getting to know marisol cause he knows she ain't staying #and she keeps making the effort to connect but he ain't budging #he's just like “oh you're still here?”

[caniusproductions]

Can we keep him?

#baldurs gate fanart #baldurs gate shadowheart #Owlbear cub #It's so stinking cute! #It took several persuasion rolls and one bottle of vintage wine #but in the end Shadowheart allowed her barbarian girlfriend to keep the owlbear cub.

[konakoro]

The absolute funniest possible outcome for Sam's evil arc being him legitimately thinking Supe supremacy is a good idea, and says as much to Emma, only to see her give him the saddest most disappointed look he's ever seen in his life and immediately changes his mind

#gen v #gen v spoilers #he so deeply cares about what emma thinks of him that i can see him immediately changing his mind because Girlfriend Is Sad #i don't think this will happen but it is the funniest option and i kinda want it to happen #edit I FUCKING SPELLED SUPREMACY WRONG - in my defense i wrote this at 1am after drinking an entire bottle of wine #I'm surprised that's the only thing i spelled wrong

[yagynaseni]

when someone appreciates your scent>>>>

#a guy literally asked for my vanilla perfume cus “it's a turn on for his girlfriend” #he sniffed my book and went “women are for sure different” with a dreamy look #i was like BROTHER HWAT GIMME MY BOOK #ek toh itne chhote se bottle mein attar aate hain🤡

[pigeon-wishes]

#art #digital art #artists on tumblr #cute art #pigeon wishes #pigeon wishes art #art challenge #monster girlfriend #elktober #djinn #genie #djinn oc #day 17 #exchange #sari #hijab girl #hijab #genie in a bottle #monster partner #monster #mythology #head wrap #cute woman

[freensrcha]

You said you didn't drink much. Why do you care ? Did you drink the whole bottle ? I can drink. I just don't drink often.

GIRLFRIEND PROJECT DAY 1 - EPISODE 2

#girlfriend project day 1 #girlfriend project day one #park hyunwoo #bing hyejin #hehe i loved this episode #JEALOUSYYYY #it only took a whole bottle of vodka for heeram to grab gain's hand #111gif

[blazeball]

i feel soooo normal about grolon and ava

#i need to go to bed but these bisexuals. they've bewitched me #grolon storming into ginas office while she was preparing the next game and they're like #sooooo mad but they're angry crying and stomping their feet #he wants to see his GIRLFRIEND no he doesn't WANT to sit in the stands he's BETTER THAN THAT #is ava just supposed to strike some OTHER SCHMUCKS OUT?? take SHEPARD WHEAT ON WALKIES??? #the answer is yes. she is #gina gets out the spray bottle and he does a comedic cartoon yowl and runs away #and then he sulks in the stands watching the cranes lose very badly to the al dente #and he feels a little vindicated #quincy.txt #terror ball

[glitchysquidd]

listen, i drink mustard from the bottle like im fucking fell!sans man

What the fuck

#out of context #my ex girlfriend would drink mustard from the fucking BOTTLE. #Oh my fucking god are you my ex.

[delta-piscium]

strongly believe Eddie and El would just get each other, sure they’re opposites on the surface but they have a lot of similarities with being misunderstood and viewed as monsters etc, also their autistic swag would bring them together

#like El often needs other to lead the conversation and explain things and Eddie would do that #he’s a stroy teller he struggles not to do that #El is the type of autistic where she’s doesn’t talk a lot and gets to the point and Eddie is the type to never shut up and ramble and #like he’ll speak in exaggerated similes in a way that works for El because he explains it’s a comparison and doesn’t say it literally /is/ #also I think she’d see him jump on tables and wave his arms around and get in peoples personal space and be so fascinated and learn that #that is okay #like her two closest people are 2 angsty teens who can not express an emotion that isn’t sarcasm or disdain #and her brothers are one reapressed gay kid in love with her bf and one guy who’s high like always and avoids his girlfriend #El meeting Eddie who shows emotion in such a large way without hesitation and doesn’t hide even though people give him looks etc #she’d be obsessed #we talk about Will and Eddie and yes he’d love him but like so would El and I think Eddie could genuinely help with how others looks at her #like she’s treated as a freak as well and he’d just be like ‘you don’t have to make yourself smaller because of it and you don’t have to #bottle everything up until it explodes #dels stranger things thoughts #my post #stranger things #eddie munson #eleven stranger things #eleven hopper #el hopper

[kurokoros]

“men are gross” “men only want sex” please get a fucking grip and stop being chronically online. Claiming that men 1) don’t understand and 2) don’t want emotional and non-sexual intimacy doesn’t make you more feminist, it just furthers a mindset of toxic masculinity.

It completely baffles me that there are people who will complain about men not seeing the inner beauty of women, who will then go on to say that men are ugly and gross and awful people who simply don’t understand emotions on a deeper level, as if that’s not the most toxic mindset you can have.

#yes this IS a vague post #no it's not about anyone I follow. or anyone following me as far as I'm aware #posts like that are just absolute bullshit though #'men don't understand intimacy' my dad and his girlfriend share a bottle of wine and play board games on friday nights #they curl up on the couch together with their dogs and watch old movies #they wash the dishes together and just talk about anything that comes to mind #she buys him flowers for his birthday and it makes him a little flustered #'men don't understand intimacy' girl DO YOU??? #do you do nice things for him? do you talk about his interests? do you hold him when he needs a hug? #does he not WANT non-sexual intimacy or has no ever bothered to show HIM that kind of intimacy before??? #'men bad' posts make me want to bash my skull against a wall #don't you guys exhaust yourselves pretending like men just don't have feelings??? #alisha babbles

[arctic-hands]

Dudes I remember asking my pediatric gastro if it was dangerous for me to drink alcohol bc I believed D.A.R.E and thought everyone in the slightest out of school interaction would pressure me into at least drinking to look cool, and he said he wouldn't tell me that because he didn't want to encourage underage drinking.

I wasn't asking for permission I was even looking for an excuse to turn alcohol down if asked but cool beans dude I guess I'll find out in the moment if alcohol will kill me with the meds I'm on or the conditions I have. A+ doctoring you're totes responsible adult

#harm reduction #my first drink at 19 I was so shaky bc I didn't know how it would affect me bc adults refused to tell me for fear it would encourage me #so I didn't have any frame of reference for whether this was a good idea or not #it wasn't peer pressure that got me to drink it was my then-friend feeling bummed that I was celebrating my birthday alone #and his girlfriend pitying me so much about it that she snuck us a bottle of wine #I was fine but if I hadn't been it was bc I wasn't properly informed of risks and such #and had I a bad reaction to it I would have gotten in trouble for it #Indiana had a harm reduction law in effect by the time I left. you won't be in trouble if you seek help in an emergency #but at the time I would have been arrested and sent to rehab for one drink celebrating my lonely birthday with friends who pitied me #it's so stupid

[devondespresso]

hey steve and dustin enjoyers! remember how farrah fawcett hairspray is like a super important part of Steve's hair routine? y'know how that hairspray gets discontinued sometime in '84, specifically because Fabergé Organics got bought by a different company in January 1984? remember how Steve says "four puffs" specifically, like thats the minimum amount needed to get the look right?

you remember? good.

now remember how months later in season 3, Dustin grabs his own personal bottle off his desk?

im fine thanks for asking.

#dustin and steve #steve and dustin #steve harrington #dustin henderson #stranger things #nobody: #not a single soul: #steve harrington: *gives this middleschooler a whole bottle of his discontinued hairspray because he was worried about getting a girlfriend #its probably not that big of a deal in canon bUT IT US TO ME #devon thinks sometimes

[inkblot-inc]

Natasha and Wanda getting Jaws stickers to decorate their water bottles special. Knowing if they do something just for them Jaws won’t repeat the biting incident. Especially if there are Black Widow and Scarlett Witch stickers involved.

After that incident for sure, I see you and I raise you this scenario instead:

Jaws doesn't put the stickers on themselves because "why am I putting stickers on a water bottle?", so when Natasha and Wanda get them their water bottles, they stick the stickers on themselves as a "These stickers reminded me of you baby," or "I picked them out for you to have, gup" when in reality they know Jaws wouldn't destroy something Nat or Wanda did for them.

cunning, but effective *taps left temple*

#jaws au #jaws' water bottles all get modified for them *specifically* so they aren't cheap #nat and wanda are putting *all* the stickers on those water bottles #bc jaws would be so careful afterward T-T #nat and wanda know this #jaws is none the wiser #nat and wanda are big brain #nat is the best girlfriend in the multiverse #wanda is the best big sister in the multiverse #wanda's sisterly duties are never done #jaws and nat time #jaws and wanda’s sibling dynamic #nat and wanda are close #jaws is sweet on nat #wanda maximoff #jaws maximoff #natasha romanoff #mutant!reader #natasha romanoff x reader #j.headcanons #ib/jaws #ink.wanda #ink.nat #ib-jc.