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kiestrokes · 7 months

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Kiiiieeee can you do another collab with B and rank SKZ as "house husbands"?

Stray Kids Most to Least: House Husbands | SFW

Pairing: Stray Kids x Reader/You/Yn Rating: SFW Genre: MTL, headcanon, imagine, slice of life. Warnings: maybe some cursing.

🗝️ Note: alright alright alright. lol the way that @chans-room wrote most of this from my tentative ranking, and I'm just giving them house husband titles. Teamwork makes the drift work bby 🤗

B is the 🦇

Disclaimers: This is a work of fiction; I do not own any of the idols depicted below.

Lee Minho (the tyrant)

🦇: Lee Minho is the god tier house husband but if you ever tell him that he will never forgive you. He cleans, he cooks, he meal preps your lunches, he has meals frozen ready to be made when he’s gone, he texts you about making sure you drink water through the day. 9/10. Only point missing bc if you so much as consider giving his cats tap water he will know and hold it against you.

Bang Chan (the granola daddy)

🦇: Bang Chan is also a quality house husband, but he def works from home. But he is (usually) able to balance the cooking and cleaning and his own shit. He’s helping you on rough days and giving you all the love and care and attention you want. 8/10 only bc he rarely goes to sleep at a decent time, and also bc he’s attempted to get you to drink a protein monstrosity. You nearly died and banned him from using the blender.

Lee Felix (the muffin man)

🦇: Omg Felix he’d just be so cute and helpful (even tho sometimes he’s not helpful at all) and you’d come home daily to random baked goods. 7/10 for effort but man sometimes you wonder how one man can make such a mess. It’s a feat honestly.

Hwang Hyunjin (the trophy wife husband)

🦇: Hyunjin would have the whole trophy husband bit DOWN. If he’s staying home then you better earn him babey. He cleans for sure, but his cooking is either hit or miss. He looks so good doing it though you really don’t even care how shit he is at cooking. 6/10 because sometimes you come home to smoke pouring out the windows.

Seo Changbin (the muscle pig)

🦇: Changbin…sorry but no lmao he wants you to be his house spouse (lmao). He has those big boujee rich vibes where he’d want to provide for YOU and feel weird if he wasn’t doing anything. If you can convince him to work primarily from home while you go make money, it’s still not super working in your favor. He’s spending most of his time at the gym and his kitchen experience is using a damn blender. 5/10 but he gets points bc he absolutely will order some fancy ass dinner to be delivered to you every night if you’re expecting dinner lmao.

Yang Jeongin (the chaotic black cat)

🦇: Jeongin is also a No lmao. If you left him home all the time alone he’d respond like a fuckin gremlin cat sent loose to wreak havoc on your life. He’d be fine playing video games or whatever on his own for a while but then… he’s finding any trouble he can get into. You come home to a mess like every day and it would be exhausting. 3/10 bc he is very repentant and will try to soothe your ire with cuddles.

Kim Seungmin (the divorcee)

🦇: Seungmin is also just a no lol. He wouldn’t see the point of staying at home when he was perfectly capable of going out and doing things on his own. More often than not, you’d come home to an empty house, Seungmin nowhere in sight OR napping in bed with a book. He’s not built for that life. 2/10 bc he’d probably cook on occasion, and he’d def clean, but he will complain about both. Loudly. On end.

Han Jisung (sorry I'm the wife)

🦇: Han would be shit at it and would be more of a sugar baby than anything. He is bbg. He is not cleaning, cooking, or anything, I’m sorry to say. Love him to pieces but 0/10 sorry babes.

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fiction-is-life · 11 months

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hi! i’m not sure if you’re still accepting request for your 500 followers celebration. but if you are, could i please get “i don’t know what to do” “then let me teach you” with topper. please and thank you!🫶🏻

A Day on the Green

Author’s Note: Hi, lovely! Thank you so much for requesting and for always supporting me! I hope you like this!!!

Warnings: None? Just fluff!!!

“Top, I look ridiculous.” You pulled at the flouncy little golf skirt he had bought you, feeling out of place as he helped you from the car in the parking lot of the Island Club - a place you had only seen from the outside.

He smiled that calm, self-confident smile down at you, making your anxiety ebb away slightly - only slightly, though. It was no wonder how he charmed all of his family’s business associates at those boujee dinners someone or another was always hosting. “You look beautiful, princess. Every guy is gonna wish you were here with them,” he spoke with a teasing lilt in his voice.

Your lips twisted into a smile that you immediately tried to turn into a frown, but he still saw. “You didn’t technically negate my original opinion. You just said I also look beautiful along with looking ridiculous,” you said, arching your brow superiorly.

He was now the one that tried to hide his smile - this time with a roll of his eyes. “My negation was implied as I could never find you ridiculous, babe.”

He had you there, but you found the loss wasn’t too hard to bear when he called you those pet names you both were so fond of, and he knew it.

You smiled, grabbing his arm and pulling him towards the clubhouse. “Alright, fine, let’s just hit the grass!” you exclaimed.

Topper burst out laughing, pulling you closer. “It’s ‘hit the green’, babe, not the grass,” he explained.

You looked at him as if he had two heads. “Rich people make no sense,” you said to which he simply shook his head and smiled at your antics.

“(Y/N), would you like some help getting out of the sand trap?” Topper called from slightly further up the hill, sunglasses framing his face perfectly. “It’s not like we are really keeping score today.”

You ignored him and stuck your tongue out of your mouth, concentrating on hitting the ball square on. You hit it with all your force, kicking up an impressive amount of sand, and launching the ball up the hill - straight at Topper.

Luckily, he ducked, narrowly missing being concussed.

You rushed up to him, checking for yourself that he was alright and giving him a kiss on the forehead for good measure. You bit your lip as you pulled back and put on your best puppy-dog eyes to gain his forgiveness at almost decapitating him. “I’m so sorry, Top! Are you alright?” You looked him in the eye with a wry smile on your face. “I don’t know what to do,” you stated the obvious.

Topper's eyes lit up, and he flashed a wicked smirk your way. “Then let me teach you,” he murmured.

A shiver ran down your spine as he stepped behind you, so close you could feel his breath on your neck. He wrapped his arms around yours, helping you position the golf club in your hands. You melted into him as he helped you do a few practice swings. Back and forth, back and forth. Like you were dancing.

You threw your head back onto his shoulder with a laugh, not focusing on your swing anymore. The club hit the ground with a thud as you turned around fully and threw your arms around his neck, still swaying to an inaudible beat.

With a sigh, Topper swung you around in a circle, resigning himself that you would never be a golfer. But he was glad you were his.

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axailslink · 1 year

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can you do riri x reader where they go to mall and riri buys/ gifts the reader a promise ring

I love you baby

Riri Williams x poc FEM reader

Gif created by me @azailslink

Summary: "you got me a promise ring" she nods as she gently grabs your hand but all you can do is laugh "I'm sorry but that's some white people shit you couldn't have just you know promised me what you were going to promise me?'

Christmas. Riri loves this time of the year while you're not upset by it just not too fond of the constant shopping for people you don't really like to get gifts they might not like. "Babe you do know your mother is getting twenty dollars for Christmas?" You laugh at the random question "why is that?" She hums "well your mother is picky and she's not about to curse me out because I got her a carpet or something" you laugh and kiss her hand "I think we need to up it to forty dollars remember when she walked in on us?" Riri immediately closes her eyes "I don't want to relive that right now" you laugh "then she had the audacity to go 'Riri is the top!?' not only did we scar her we confused her....you give her twenty I buy her some bath and body works." She nods "okay I can deal with that."

She catches herself staring at you when you turn and stare back "I know I'm finer than wine but you ain't got to stare at something that's already yours" she immediately bursts into laughter "okay miss finer than wine how you getting your nails done?" You shrug and smile at her "does it really matter? As long as they look good around your neck I think they're fine." She looks you up and down and kisses your hand she glances at your third finger but quickly back up at you "I'll pay for your nails imma continue to do some shopping you smile and nod giving her a quick peck on her lips.

When you leave her side she takes a quick stride to the ring store and looks at the rings "I could buy her a ring pop and she'd love me forever... She's going to hate this." She talks to the woman behind the counter and she just smiles and explains that she already has a ring here waiting and the woman goes to look for it "Riri Williams right?" She glances over looking at the woman how the fuck she knows my name? "That's the name you gave me over the phone miss" oh she nods and her smile quickly returns to her face "yeah" she hands her a box and she smiles at it as she opens it. She could upgrade it when she decides to marry you but this was only one of the first rings she'd be gifting you. She decides to get you some Chinese food before walking to the nail shop inside the mall she overhears your all too recognizable voice "she's amazing I'm glad you asked she's a bit of a control freak but Mrs. Lin I think I love her." The woman filing your nail screeches "no way love her!?" You smile and nod "I couldn't ask for anyone better" you feel a kiss on your cheek causing you to jump "Riri you make her jump! You gone pay if I mess up!?" Mrs. Lin causes Riri to laugh "Mrs. Lin I'm paying anyways you know she boujee she doesn't pay for half of the things when she's with me I'm using all my work money." You laugh at the bold-faced lie she just said you're paying for most of everything while she's paying for your nails.

"Oh is that food?" she nods and Mrs. Lin looks over "so you buy no one else food?" Riri laughs and shrugs "I may have got you a little something Mrs. Lin" she digs through the bag and gives her a tiny to-go box "don't tell Mr. Li he'll ban us again for feeding you after midnight" Mrs. Lin does not find your joke funny however your girlfriend finds it hilarious as she covers her face and laughs "she called you a fucking gremlin!"

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When you two finally get back to the comfort of your apartment you're on the floor wrapping gifts for your siblings and family. "Babe bring some tape!" Riri comes behind you and back hugs you it immediately brings a smile to your face but instead of placing tape in your hand she places a black box "baby that's not tape..." Shuri sighs "open the damn box" you do as told and smile at the ring "it's cute who's it for?" Riri has never wanted to kick you down the stairs more in her life than right now. "It's for you...dumbass it's a promise ring like I promise to be with you for at least another year" you laugh "girl you ain't going nowhere but I'll take it... Riri how much was this?" She snatches the box and grabs the ring putting it on your finger and kissing it "don't worry about that." You stare her down "you bet not have paid more than 100 for this ring" she nods slowly "like said uhm... Right here's that tape" She tosses you the tape and runs out of the room leaving you just laugh at her "I'm serious Riri Williams!" Riri yells from a distance "I love you baby!"

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the-cat-and-the-birdie · 4 months

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Tryna write this post about Hobie's Black-Cat OC MysStray and like 😭😭 I'm Strugglin' I really am

ummm I'm too lazy to go and finish it and make it all nice so imma just infodump about her and Hobies past and dynamic heehee

Anyway 😈 her name is pronounced Miss Stray or Mystery. And Myssie is just Missy but Boujee

Spider-Punk x Black Cat: MysStray - Miranda Straizand

Her real name is Miranda but everyone calls her Myssie. Only Hobie calls her Miranda and that's only when they about to start arguing.

[she be like 'don't Miranda me, ya dickhead. If I start calling you Hobart it's gonna get embarrassing 🤨']

She's 22, an exotic dancer, bud dealer, and credit-card scamming hacker.

HOWEVER

Not only is her faceclaim Rico Nasty but she's also his ex and I have no idea how to write her without ppl being like 'damn why she so mean to him 😐'

Like nooo she means shut the fuck up affectionately. She means tosser in a nice way 😭😭 she's telling him to roll hey blunt cause her love language is acts of service I promise

But uhh yeah they meet as civilians a couple years back but didn't get into it until Hobie was in a tight spot money wise and needed a place to stay - this was right after he got his powers and was patrolling 24/7 to the point it was wearing him down and he had no interest in making money.

And his friend Harry was like 'you can stay with my bud dealer but she might have you working for her'

Hobie ended up staying with her as her pseudo-body guard and blunt roller until he started hitting on her.

Which, she was like 'that's fucking bold of you. You sleeping in my crib, eating my food and now you wanna sleep in my bed? AND YOU'RE BROKE?'

But somehow it worked. He has the rizz. I'm serious.

He got a 'promotion'.

Though Myssie would never say they're dating or that she's his girlfriend.

She'd always say specifically "Hobie's my boyfriend."

And if you asked him, he'd specifically say "I'm her boyfriend."

ie, He's hers. Like not in a possessive way but in a 'She ain't his any-fucking-thing. She ain't nobodies nothing' kinda way - do that make sense 😭

They dated for about a year, with Myssie finding out he was Spider-Man on her own a couple months in.

She was not thrilled. She wasn't mad. She just -

That crawling on walls shit night be cute - but being out in them streets fighting some punk-ass cops talking about 'I'm an anarchist suicide-machine'?

No, no I think not.

Originally she was not into it. That righteous shit was not for her. Her and Hobie had been handling business smoothly, Myssie had moneying come in. The whole circle was eating good - why was he trying to be a hero?

She much preferred he did it on his own time like before. The webs can stay though, she likes the webs.

Hobie on the other hand was like 'okay fuck whatever'. It's not like he needed to be held and babied 24/7. And he knew how Black Cats were, but still - damn.

He'd come home after the shittiest patrol, and she'd act like it was a bad day at the office. A blunt can't fix everything.

Eventually as Myssie learned that Hobie being Spider-man didn't mean he was trying to force righteousness on her - or looked down on her for not seeking it, she got more comfortable with the idea.

And then she got her ass locked up.

All of a sudden she's like 'Hey Spidey come get me 🤣🤣🤣'

Of course he comes. But of course he's like

"I should leave you're arse here but I won't because I'm a good person."

And she's like "You won't because you know better - I'm just joking stop playing and get me out babes 😭😭'

So they had a few good months of crime and justice. Having government systems, stealing funds. Myssie dancing and dealing on the side while Hobie does shows.

They dated maybe a year, a little over that.

Eventually she broke up with him. It was a harsh one. Myssie has Borderline Personality Disorder and although she really loved Hobie, after finding out he was Spider-Man the concern and worry and stress it put on her was too much and she choose to look after her mental health instead.

She's not the type to patch him up when he comes home bloody. Waking up to that shit genuinely stresses her out.

Sitting around waiting not knowing if he would make it home really fucked with her head every night.

She's not trying to take down a system. She's trying to put food on her table and money in her account and live her life fucking quietly.

Eventually she was like 'I'm sorry. I love you, but you're driving me nuts.'

Hobie couldn't fault her. But damn it hurt. Especially because it wasn't like a 'oh btw maybe we should break up' kinda thing it was a 'i can't take this shit anymore' type thing.

He actually felt bad for putting her in the situation because she signed up to date him not Spider-man. And Myssie was never a hero to begin with, she doesn't have a righteous bone in her body.

And then it came to the topic of - UH OH you now live with your ex-boyfriend (plus he's broke and reckless)

Myssie offered to pay for a place for him but Hobie was like 'fuck no' and took off.

Eventually through Harry, Myssie learned that Hobie got a place - his boathouse - making a steady income on his band's mixtape and merch. She was happy for him, but she still kept her distance. Cause like, how do you even approach that?

After breaking up with a dude then low-key kicking him out your flat? It's not like she just stopped having feelings for him. So she kept her distance, for both of their sakes.

No hard feelings, but doing what she has to do.

So that was it. Until one day, Hobie shows up at her job.

Mind you, Myssie dances. So Hobies options were coming to her house unannounced, or show up to her strip club unannounced.

He meets her backstage but, she refuses to see him unless he pays like everyone else.

He can either buy a dance or buy some weed, but she'll only link with him as a customer. They can't just be hanging to hang, y'know?

So Hobie leaves and the next day, he turns up to her place early with the money - having gotten an early advance from a performance.

He buys a quarter of buds from her, and while he rolls a blunt he tells her that he needs her to hack an extremely sophisticated system.

One more complicated than anything they've ever seen.

He can't pay her for the job. He's asking her as a friend.

He tells her that if she takes it, she's going to have to learn a lot about him being Spider-man, and that it might change a lot of things for her, but it's something he can't do on his own.

Reluctantly, Myssie agrees.

He shows her is Spider Society watch - and tells her he needs help hacking the system and disabling the AI on it.

He wants to find the backdoor that leads to HQ's mainframes, and deconstruct it from there.

He tells her about what it can do, and the other Spider-people. Myssie agrees to do the job, but stops him from telling her more, because she'd rather live not knowing everything about the universe.

For a couple weeks they work on it together, and surprisingly they don't rip out each other's throats. In fact, it's kinda nice.

Then Diane enters the picture.

Myssie isn't jealous. She's just very confused.

For one, it's very obvious Diane is from a different planet. She acts like it. There's nothing punk or edgy about her. She's very clearly not from 138.

But she's Spiderwoman. The idea that there's more of them? A whole multiverse of them - a whole multiverse of Black Cats - Myssie... isn't with it.

And secondly, Diane is the opposite of Myssie. Myssie has never heard her say a joke that wasn't well-meaning.

The first time Diane heard Myssie tell Hobie 'Shut the fuck up' (within ten minutes of meeting her) Diane audibly gasped.

Myssie was like 'girl you too tf 🤨 shit both y'all pissin me off'

It's not that Myssie doesn't like Diane - it's just that half the time when Diane speaks Myssie is like

Diane is nice and all - but where the fuck did he find this chick? Why she always here?

Why does she like Hobie so much? He's a lame!! He's broke!! He tells wack ass jokes!!

Like yeah Myssie dated him and loves him but also ????? Groupie??? Girl get a grip!!!!!!

But anyway Myssie helped Hobie hack Spider Society's systems.

They're currently defined as 'Exes' in a nonexistent situationship. Diane has floated the idea with Hobie of them getting back together, now that Hobie has her to support him in the Spideystuff (they're polyam) but Hobie is like 'that ain't up to me'

What happens to them? Idk.

But they've started hanging out to hang out again, so that's a start.

And she's been flipping him off more, which is like her way of flirting.

But like.... That's cute and all - but in the moment she's so mean.

He says a stupid joke to mess with her and she's like ' shut the fuck up and roll the blunt bruv 😒🤨' even though she's stickering and cackling.

But I don't want y'all to think she's just being mean to him just to be mean 😭😭 noo

The way they talk to each other is mad aggressive

Like when he makes a bad joke and she calls him 'one daft bastard' she means he's funny and cheeky and being a silly little guy

Noooo when he calls her a hell spawn or a demon he means that affectionately 🥺🥺 he's making a funny

Nooo they're not fighting they're wrestling over the blunt and also getting play-hits in and also accidentally trashing Myssies place

She's like 'Quit talking shit and come cuddle me. Arsehole.'

He's like 'How about you calm the hell down and give me a kiss 😐'

He calls her Pryssie like prissy because she's highstrung as fuck

She calls him bug boy and pipsqueak even though he's like a foot taller than her

They're just rough around the edges okay them telling each other to go to hell means I love you okay

Mysbie aka StrayPunk or MysPunk idk which one I like more

Oh ALSO Myssie and Hobie have had the Spiderman PS4 timeline

ie Myssie lied and was like uhhh I need money for my son that's why I'm running game

And Hobie was like fuck is that kid mine I cannot a dad and he starts stressing out

Only for her to be like 'first of all I lied second of all why would you think it's yours? That's bold of you. You ain't the only dick on dial 😐🤨'

Okay but I PROMISE They're cute together I promise TRUST ME PLEASE

#ummm I'm out of energy #no proofread #lol #spiderman #atsv #spider man #marvel #across the spiderverse #hobie brown #spider punk #spiderpunk #hobie x oc #hobie brown x oc

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biteofcherry · 5 months

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Hey bby! 👋

Masquerade screams boujee go me!

I could be wrong but does Steve take darling shopping to ensure she knows just how beautiful she is when trying on outfits!

I love the idea of Steve taking Darling shopping, but I also like her having a fun shopping spree with the other submissives 😊 Just a bunch of gleeful babes having a blast trying on things and complimenting/supporting each other (and definitely encouraging Darling to buy things that will give Steve aneurysm, lol)

#anonymous #reply #ruby garden #ruby garden series

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burrowbabe · 1 year

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Give and Take - Chapter 1

It had been a while since you went out after a show. Your brother and your best friends had nagged you constantly for being too invested in your work to have fun. So, you reluctantly agreed after a couple shots of tequila that rounded out your pre-performance ritual to calm the nerves.

By the time you had finished the encore, sweat poured down your face and soaked the vintage Tupac shirt you had been wearing. The last thing you wanted to do was get dolled up for the club. But, you made a promise.

Your makeup artist touches up a second application of powder while your hair stylist finishes blowing out your hair into bouncy waves.

Only 1 hour to get ready. Nice. You think to yourself as you adjust your breasts in the tight top that your best friend, Tana, had bought for you. You knew that even though your turnaround time from concert to "club-ready" was short, everyone would already be super drunk by the time you got to the club.

"This girl really thinks this is what is going to help me meet guys." You scoff, pushing out more cleavage.

"You gotta put yourself out there some day girl!" Your makeup artist, Mario, says matter-of-factly, standing behind you in the mirror.

With a roll of your eyes, you say your thank you's to the production crew and venue staff on your way out, and jump into the black Escalade waiting for you outside the backdoor.

The drive to the club was fairly long. With your status, you couldn't just pull up to any run-of-the-mill dive bar. So, that meant driving out to West Hollywood, stuck in traffic, just to have a nice cocktail in a VIP section of a boujee place.

Your friends surely loved the fame more than you did. The perks of even being associated with you got them into every club, store, and event known to man. You didn't mind though. You loved them like family, but sometimes you wished they realized how tired you were working to provide this life for them.

The driver pulls up to the front of the club where dozens of people are lined up to get in. You recognize the bouncer at the front entrance since you frequented this place a lot. With a smile, he opens the red rope for you to enter. Slipping a hundred dollar bill into his breast pocket, you wink and take a deep sigh of anticipation as the pounding bass from inside rattles your chest.

Heckling from the line of people, who had probably been waiting for hours on this particular Saturday night, was hard to ignore. With an apologetic look towards the crowd, and a mouthed 'I'm sorry', many people began shouting your name after realizing who actually had cut them.

Multi-colored lights flashed so much so, that it was hard to see where you were going. A man wearing a similar black suit to the bouncer out front appears and guides you in the darkness with a hand on your lower back.

"Right up there, Miss Carter." He says, pointing up ahead.

In the distance you could see your best friend Tana dancing on the small table in front of the velvet red couch where the rest of the group sat.

"Annie!" Tana screams when she spots you ascending the stairs.

"Hi babe. You OK?" You ask, hugging her tightly as if you didn't just see her 3 hours prior.

"Of course! I've been waiting to dance with you. All our favorite songs have been playing." She shimmies her breasts in a little dance move and cackles loudly at your wide-eyed expression.

She turns and grabs a full cup to shove into your hands. With a small sip, you quickly figure out that this concoction Tana has made is 90% vodka. She doesn't notice your sour expression as you choke this drink down, thankfully. Although, the liquor goes straight to your head in the next few minutes, and as Tana hands you a shot glass, you realize it was going to be one of those nights.

For a while, you were able to mingle with many of your friends and acquaintances who had shown up. They clowned you for only showing up to party once a year, and like usual, you countered with how busy your schedule is. With roaring drunken laughter at this response each time you said it, you knew none of these people actually believed you.

From behind you, you hear a high-pitched whistle causing you to whip your head around. You spot your twin brother, AJ, sitting on the velvet red couch with a couple of guys you don't recognize.

"Hey, what's up?" You smile and sit on the edge of the small table in front of them.

"Nothing much ... just wanted to introduce you to my friends Joe and Ja'Marr. They came out to the show tonight!"

After a quick look between the two of them waiting for you to reply, a lightbulb went off in your head.

"Oh my God! Wait ... I know you. You guys were just at the Super Bowl!" You exclaim feeling proud that you remembered something sports related.

The two men laugh shyly.

"Ann. Ixnay on the otten ray ..." Your brother jokes. "Sore subject."

"We didn't win." Ja'Marr laughs.

You felt incredibly stupid bringing it up and immediately were apologetic.

Who you presumed to be Joe, flashes his bright white teeth in a smile.

"Don't worry, there's always next year. Gotta be thankful we got this far."

Mashing your lips together and taking in a moment of awkward silence, you decide to change the subject.

"Thank you guys for coming out to see the show! Are you staying in LA long?"

"Season's over ... we figured we would hang around a bit." Ja'Marr states, glancing over at Joe for silent approval.

Joe nods and makes brief eye contact with you. His stunning grey eyes seemed to pierce through you.

As the guys continued to talk more about their stay in LA, you absentmindedly looked Joe up and down. His immaculate sneakers looked freshly polished, and his grey jeans were tight on his fit legs. You followed the veins in his hands up to the bracelets that adorned his wrists, to his forearms, up to his diamond chain that sat nicely on his chest in a black graphic tee. Snapping you out of your inspection, your brother's voice came back into earshot.

"I invited them to come hang at our house after this, if that's cool?"

Darting your eyes away from Joe, you nod profusely.

"Oh yeah - for sure. I don't care."

Joe purses his lips and nods, looking to Ja'marr who checks his pockets for his stuff.

"I'm down."

"Aight, let's bounce then." AJ says.

Standing up, your brother makes a signal to your other close friends that it's time to go.

Smoothing out your shirt as you all head out to the town car to bring you back to your house, you're happy this shirt showed off your cleavage.

#joe burrow #Joe burrow fanfiction #Joe burrow fic #cincinnati bengals

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joyswonderland1108 · 10 months

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*Sigh* i'm saying this in the little time i have to catch a breath. Stay classy.

Do NOT, i repeat do NOT lower yourself and step on your dignity and superiority for low lifers. No matter how much they try to provoke you don't forget that they're cockroaches the only thing they're good at is infesting spaces that aren't theirs. You might be kind enough to let one cockroach go, maybe two three four or so, but once they become a plague you spray the mfrs to tomorrow, you don't sit down to have a "chat" with the roach, simply telling a bug to fuck off or go to hell won't make it go away.

I've said it once, i've said it twice, i've said it a hundred fucking times, jikookers are superior, so stay so. You're bad and boujee and what makes you worthy is knowing the truth and smiling at fantasies, you give it your most sarcastic smile.

Honestly i don't even know if i was able to express my words correctly as i have so little time to do so BUT, stay classy babes.

Salutation.

#jikook #kookmin #minkook #mingukkie

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polutrope · 5 months

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Number 23 (Going from a hot tub/sauna into snow/cold water), Galadriel and Celeborn (romantic or pre-romance, up to you)

For the modern AU holiday prompts! Here you are, Anon: ~1100 words of Galadriel meeting a cute boy at her 19th birthday party. (I received this same prompt for another couple, so there will be a part 2 of this with more actual snow jumping😉). Warnings for several f-bombs, some other swear words, and a millennial writing Gen Z. Sorry, besties.

Knotting her plush white robe loosely around her waist, Galadriel led the parade of her girlfriends onto the flagstones of Nevrast Nordic Spa.

Her friends chattered behind her.

“Yo, this place fucks.”

“For real.”

“Ahhh! Gal, it’s snowing!”

“Ugh, this is so boujee. I can’t believe I’m here.”

“Hey, sis,” Galadriel whirled on the last speaker. “No bad vibes, remember?” The other girls laughed. “Yeah, my rules, cause it’s my b-day, bitches!” She threw her arms out in a V-shape and struck a pose.

Edhellos lifted the phone dangling from her hand by a gold finger-loop and snapped a photo. “Ahh queen! You look so cute!” she said, looking at it, and hurried over to Galadriel to show her. Then she gestured to the others. “Come on, come on, babes, let’s get one of all of us.”

All four of Galadriel’s best friends huddled around her while Edhellos held her phone out as far as possible for a selfie.

“Okay, okay,” Galadriel said, and they all hushed. “So the way it works is you go hot, then cold, then relax. Hot pool or sauna, then cold pool or cold shower, then chill for fifteen minutes. And we're supposed to be quiet.”

They all nodded, except Nellas, who was a little removed from the group with her arms crossed over her chest. “I think I’ll just sit and read.”

“Oh come on, Nelly!” Edhellos whined. Evranin shushed her.

“No, it’s fine, Nel,” said Galadriel, and smiled. “Join us whenever.”

“I can’t believe we’re all nineteen now,” Lindis said a loud whisper as they lounged in the largest of the hot pools. “We’re so old.”

“Oh, please, spare me. You have no idea what old is,” said Evranin, who was all of twenty-one.

“Hey, I’m still eighteen for two weeks!” Edhellos protested. This time, Lindis shushed her.

Galadriel examined her pruny fingertips. “I don’t know. I’m kind of excited to get older. Maybe my dumbass family will stop treating me like a baby.”

At the mention of her family, Edhellos’ eyes lit up. “Oh hey, how’s Angrod?”

“Oh my god, Los,” said Lindis, “stop thirsting for her brothers!”

“Brother,” Edhellos corrected.

“I dunno.” Galadriel shrugged. “Maybe just ask him out already.”

Edhellos sputtered. The other girls giggled.

“I think Finrod is hotter,” Evranin said casually.

“He is way too old for you!”

“Isn’t he gay?”

“What? No! Galadriel said he had a girlfriend in Valin, remember?”

“The one he dumped?”

“No, she dumped him.”

While her friends debated the relative attractiveness and past relationships of her older brothers, Galadriel sank lower, rolling her shoulder blades back and forth over a water jet. She hummed contentedly and let her eyes fall shut. She’d been all nerves the last month with final exams and papers, but she was finally able to relax.

Just that morning her grades had come in: four A+ and one A (at least she was well above class average the last one). She’d also been taken off the waitlist for a seat in The Paranormal Mind. Thank fuck.

Everyone at Ondolindë University wanted to take that course, but Galadriel needed it if she was going to have any chance of doing her honours thesis with Melian Goel. Evranin, who was President of the Psychology Student Association, said that that Dr. Goel was planning to retire soon and might not be taking new students. Oh pleasepleaseplease, Galadriel thought, please take me.

She exhaled slowly and intentionally released the tension building in her neck. This wasn’t the time for worrying.

Then her eyes flew open and she bolted upright as a surge of water splashed over her.

“What the fuck!” she shouted, swiping the backs of her hands over her eyes.

“Celeborn, you dumb shit!” a male voice cried from behind her before breaking up into laughter.

“Oh god, I’m so sorry.” The person who’d narrowly missed tumbling on top of her rose from the water with an expression of sheer terror. “I’m so, so sorry. Are you okay? Oh god, I’m sorry. I slipped, we were racing from the…" Catching the look on Galadriel's face, his nose crinkled sweetly. "I guess that’s a pretty dumb excuse, huh?"

“Yeah, it is.” Galadriel smirked and bit her lip. He was her type: tall, slender but well-toned, and a little timid. Which was far preferable to the blustering arrogance that most guys her age — no, scratch that: all ages — liked to use to hide their emotional incompetence.

“That’s a sick tattoo,” she said, gesturing with her chin to the elegant tree climbing its way up one bicep.

“Oh, really?” he said. “Thanks. It’s a beech. There are a lot of them where I grew up, and— never mind, doesn’t matter. Thanks. Hey, by the way," he held out a hand, “my name’s Celeborn.”

“Galadriel.” His handshake was firm, but not too firm. Long fingers, too. A little spark of excitement shot down her arm as she pulled back. “So, you were racing—?”

She was cut off by a whoop from his friend still standing on the flagstones behind them, which prompted Galadriel’s friends, who’d huddled by the small waterfall at the opposite end of the pool, to finally take notice of the interaction.

As Celeborn’s friends — the first now joined by two more — slid into the pool, Galadriel’s group drifted over like a train of ducklings lured by breadcrumbs.

“Hey, I’m Galathil,” the loud one said, “and this is Mablung, and Beleg. Celeborn here is my little brother.”

Galathil attempted to ruffle Celeborn's silver-blond hair, but it clung wetly to his head.

“Hi,” Galadriel waved coolly, then dragged her eyes from Celeborn to the empty space beside her, beckoning him to sit before someone else did.

He picked up on the cue, seating himself at a respectable distance; but to his right, Edhellos slyly shuffled over so that he too was forced to scoot closer to Galadriel.

“Yeah,” he said, in answer to her interrupted question. “We thought it would be fun to, you know, go from the sauna into the snow,” he pointed to the snow banks around the spa area, “and then from the snow to the hot tub.”

“Oh really?” Galadriel’s eyebrows shot up, and Celeborn looked sheepish. “You know you’re supposed to ‘relax’ in between the cold and going back to the hot?”

Several of Galadriel’s friends giggled.

“Huh?” said Celeborn.

“You’re supposed to go hot, cold, then relax for fifteen minutes.”

“Really?”

“Yeah.” Galadriel smiled and smacked his arm lightly. “But the snow thing sounds fun.”

His face split into a dashingly handsome smile that dimpled his cheeks. “Yeah,” he said. “It is.”

“Hey fam,” she called to her friends. “Wanna jump in the snow?”

“What!” shrieked Lindis.

“Hell no,” said Evranin.

“Ahh so fun, yes please!” Edhellos squealed, and levered herself out of the hot tub. “I’ve always wanted to do that.”

“Lit,” said Galathil to no one in particular, and followed her.

“Come on,” Galadriel said to Celeborn as the others squirmed and scurried out of the pool in various states of enthusiasm. “I’ll hold your hand so you don’t slip this time.”

#anon #galadriel #celeborn #celeborn x galadriel #edhellos #modern au #holiday prompts #my fic #beleria au

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toomuchracket · 10 months

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i miss flatmate matty as well 💔💔💔 i just need them doing like super domestic things like going furniture shopping (or for decorations or something) together or like painting one of their rooms together and it’s just super cute 😭😭

SO not the right time of year for this but... christmas decoration shopping in your first year of living together my GOD!!!! it's only a few months since you started sharing the flat, and you're both going back home for actual christmas, but you figure it might be nice to decorate the flat to get into the festive spirit anyway. there's definitely a debate about real vs. artificial christmas tree that matty loses, because getting a fir tree into an east london flat is a herculean task (but when you move into your bigger house in years to come, real all the way), but everything else is as plain sailing as it could be if you were being domestic as hell with the person you're pining for lol. but you make a whole day out of buying decorations - you traipse around shops in various parts of london, giggling at how cheesy it all is, picking up quirkier ornaments and wreaths in spitalfields market, going for some really boujee shit (and moomins!) in covent garden, breaking up the day with a nice lunch and a drink somewhere, then getting hot chocolates to go as you continue shopping. it's such a wholesome day, and matty's battling the urge to hold your hand the whole time - he does, at one point, when he nearly loses you in the crowds of people in the tube station, and your heart breaks at how right it feels, shattering when he lets go. as soon as you're home, it's go time for the decorations; wreaths and tinsel and advent calendars first, then assembling the tree, then adding lights and baubles. matty takes a pic of you with the lights and threatens to make it an album cover because "look how cool and hot and indie you look, babe!" lol, and you have to fight the urge to squeal at him all messy-haired and grinning as he adds the angel to the top like "look, it's mini you". yeah, it's so sweet, but so painful for you both lmao <3

#mads muses #mads answers asks #matty asks #fluff asks #flatmate!matty

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sanguinechaos · 9 months

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cant believe i was so fucking delusional about Flamebringer and Enforcer interacting in some way that it came into existence

actually can we talk about that

listen i already Hortus de Escapismo would be a treat because its a Laterano related event and it involves my wife. actually he got an alter even i knew it i KNEW IT I WAS AN EXALTER TRUTHER AS SOON AS I SAW THAT BOUJEE WINCHESTER 1887 MY FUCKING WIFE IS HOME MY WIFE

and then they dropped the operator records for the Notarial Hall trio and for anyone who has not read those yet tl;dr from somewhat dubiously google translated chinese text:

in Insiders oprecs theres almost an all out brawl over a family heirloom donut recipe. its so funny to me that we all made fun of him cause his halo looked like a donut and he really is Donut Man™

actually his personal donut recipe is so sweet and greasy that the doctor nearly chokes to death on it. im pretty sure if you eat it you can physically feel your arteries popping shut

apparently he likes sweets so much because when they picked him off the streets in some small town bordering siracusa and brought him to laterano they gave him some candy and it just left such an impact on him

do all of you have dead parents is that like a requirement

he has donut pajamas

Executor oprec is kinda cute honestly. this guy is autistic. he has joined the war on autism on the side of the autism. anyway what we learned is that apparently his lack of empathy (as in the sanktas 6th sense) is something hes had from birth and not in fact due to his job as an executor

and also he has always had a black halo and wings. according to the manhua they also dropped his entire extended family has black halo/wings it has absolutely fuck all to do with him being willing to kill sankta if his job necessitates it its just genetic

he doesnt actually have that much of a problem recognizing what people are feeling, its more that he has trouble piecing together cause and effect or what those emotions mean to people. and his parents (before their tragic demise) taught him to like draw shapes on paper matching different emotions to parse it? cute

anyway the other executor that was on a mission with him when he was still a rookie bites the dust and Executor takes it so so so seriously and fucking tries to eat 100 scoops of ice cream because his senpai made a joke and he was just like "okay so that can count as a last will and testament i guess" like babe. babe. he applied for executive gelato funding

and they leave us hanging but i genuinely wonder how many he managed to eat before he probably vomited and couldnt see gelato for the next 3 months

Federico Giallo? no. Federico Gelato

also hes only around ~25 as of Exalter

Enforcer goes around asking various sarkaz about Kazdel cause obviously hes intending to go look for Cecelias dad with her

actual live reaction as soon as i saw 炎客 BEYONCE?! FLAMEBRINGER?!

Flamebringer is a wanted criminal the Notarial Hall has his mugshot on the office notice board (which tells me that there is NO WAY that Executor doesnt KNOW him or about him please i am so delulu rn Lowlight i fucking beg you let them interact kiss. violently suck face, even. "Dino wasnt this a 炎见 post?" if you were paying attention to my Twitter youd know i really like 葬炎见 in that exact order but ill take any combination of just two of them) and also he absolutely does not give a shit he just keeps watering the plants while Enfocer talks at him

Enforcer gets slammed against a wall and maybe choked a little unbelievable and Flamebringer is like "go bug someone else, blood is not for watering flowers" like oof ouch the edge on this guy

Mudmud helps Enfocer in the end tho :)

also he might be like 19 while my conservative estimate was at least 25 i THOUGHT the Notarial staff had law degrees now i get why everyone in Guide Ahead was like "waow, so young :o and already an executor!"

#arknights #flamebringer #enforcer #flameforcer #being held at knifepoint can be something so homoerotic #blood #going apeshit under the readmore #炎见

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a3outfitstournament · 11 months

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JUST FOR FUN: OUTFITS I THINK DESERVED TOP 3

i am NOT an impartial mod, i'm also an active participant in this tourney and i just happen to be facilitating this too. naturally i was a bit sore (in good fun of course) that some of my fave outfits didn't make top 3 in their respective categories so i'm here to give them another chance to redeem themselves <3 like with other 'just for fun' polls this won't have any effect on the actual results i'm doing this for me i hope you understand

my propaganda's under the cut under the poll

PROPAGANDA

azami summer:

normally i rag on azami for his choice of wearing baggy pants in like... every outfit he puts together himself, but i actually like this one

i think it helps that the pants are a light colour so they look like a cute summer outfit rather than the usual trash bag lookin ass shit he has in his spring and autumn fits

also the graphic on his tee kinda looks like the lesbian pride flag if you're looking from afar

he's literally saying lesbian rights how did we not put him on the podium??

banri autumn:

probably his best outfit tbh (one that he put together on his own that is; his play costumes are a separate topic bc HOOBOY his akebono-so and rad red costumes got me feeling some kind of way)

look that jacket alone is enough reason to make him deserving of top 3 in the autumn category HE LOOKS SO BOYFRIEND IN IT IM KISSING HIM ON THE MOUTH RN

and those pants look comfy af

AND THE NECKLACE IDK IT'S SUCH A NICE TOUCH

his shoes match his outfit and the hints of purple on the sides and on the laces are *chef's kiss*

if i had it my way he would've been on the podium with taichi bc they're top 2 in my book

banri travel:

ANOTHER ONE OF HIS BEST LOOKS (autumn still beats it tho in my books)

his jacket is only staying on through sheer sexy boyfriend energy but it looks great so who cares

yes i know the bag is divisive yes i know it looks like a bucket my friend when we were on vc literally asked "what shape of bag is that" but he has hot guy privileges i'll let him have this one

i don't like orange but the orange on his shoes match the graphic on his tee so it works ig

citron mankai encore:

HE REALLY MILFED THIS ONE UP SERVING CUNT AND ALL THAT

ALSO PINK LOOKS SO GOOD ON HIM THE WAY IT GOES WITH HIS WHITE-BLOND HAIR?? A WORK OF ART

that hair. that hairstyle alone is deserving of a spot on the podium (personally i'd put him third after banri and omi respectively bc those two were serving mega sex appeal but yeah it's still a spot on the podium nonetheless)

homare birb:

he looks boujee and classy which we know he is

he looks like he walked out of a 90s furry boyband the same one that azuma and tsumugi are in

he looks so smart and dapper it's an absolute crime he was FIFTH PLACE

homare autumn (yes the fact that i messed up the alphabetical order is bothering me pls don't rub it in):

once more serving that poet swag

THE VEST IS SO DAPPER HELLO??

AND THOSE SHOES?? okay granted if it was anyone else it'd be a fashion crime but homare has that arisugawa swag he can pull them off AND HE DOES. HE ATE WITH THIS AND Y'ALL DIDN'T PUT HIM ON THE PODIUM AND FOR WHAT /lh

i'm a classy lady so i'm not gonna drag those who did end up on the podium, but still HOMARE OUTSOLD (well except taichi but it's okay all 3 redheads are top 3 in the autumn category to me)

kazunari spring:

HELLO?? DOES THIS NEED ANY EXPLANATION???

the jacket over the shoulders is such a cool fun look on kazu

and his shirt looks super comfy i would wear that BOYFRIEND SHIRT PRETTY PLEASE

i know words on tees are considered cringe by some but i like it here it fits his surname MIyoshi

and the ripped jeans ugh slay king

the shoes are kinda chonky and i'm not a fan but other than that this whole fit is a serve

kazunari rehearsal:

kazu babe you put your whole kazussy into picking out and working those booty shorts and i'm sorry we didn't put you on the podium

not a fan of the shoes but let's focus on the top half

the colour coordination of the whites and blacks with the pops of yellow look amazing on him and go with his blond hair so well??

i would actually wear this to work out if the weather cools down ngl

the headband doesn't seem to serve any practical purpose but it looks cute so who cares!

kumon rehearsal:

TSUKUSHI HIGH LITERALLY DESIGNED THEIR GYM UNIFORM FOR KYU-CHAN AND WE DISRESPECT HIM BY LETTING HIM LOSE IN ROUND 2??? ABSOLUTELY NOT

the purple THE PURPLE THE PURPLE

HE'S SO CUTE LOOK AT HIM I LOVE HIM I'M GIVING HIM A HUG PROTECTING HIM BC HE WAS DONE SO WRONG IN THIS CATEGORY

i hope he continues wearing this outfit to rehearsals even after graduation, or that he buys a new workout outfit similar to this bc i cannot imagine him sweating in anything else

masumi rehearsal:

he's literally serving ace pride swaggery and we let him down like this?? CRIMINAL

that jacket alone is everything it's perfect it needs no correction it sets the tone it makes the rules it's the trendsetter it's ICONIC

love those sneakers too and how they match with the blacks and whites on his jacket

#in my heart kazu kumon masumi taichi and itaru are all on the podium in the rehearsal category #they can share it's fine there's plenty of room #a3! act addict actors #a3! outfits tournament #a3!#azami izumida #banri settsu #homare arisugawa #kazunari miyoshi #kumon hyodo #masumi usui #a3 citron

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