#but also is funnier like this

[laststandx3]

*not strictly a "how do you imagine you'd die" question. Can be also read as "how do you wish to die". Just know that in this 1845 expedition you WILL die, so choose wisely.

**In this order: Limewater, Syrup of Squills (a sliced herb set in tannin solution), Peruvian Wine of Coca (an admixture of wine and cocaine), Solutions of Hartshorn (a Medicine made from ground-up antlers of red deer which stinks strongly of ammonia), Solution of Camphor, Tincture of Lobelia (a solution of Indian tobacco that was almost pure nicotine)

*** lead poisoning

#francis crozier #james fitzjames #cornelius hickey #henry goodsir #george hodgson #john irving #edward little #solomon tozer #silna's dad #david young my beloved victorian orphan #stephen stanley #thomas blanky #tuunbaq #billy gibosn #sir john franklin #book!goodsir probably: if this medicine doesn't work i'll just give you another nd another and another #a lot of asterics but the poll option's characters is limited #but also is funnier like this #poll #thomas armitage #charles des voeux #listen i know someone will be like i want to go like goodsir or fitzjames but no i remember they existed but this poll isn't for it #i still could have put i drink poison to kill the cannibal that will eat me like yes it's funny #but i just think those options are a little too real for this #this is a meme this is a joke and we don't drink things that could make our tummy go brrr >:( #we do not kos even in the arctic #we let the arctic ki LL us #the terror #the terror amc

[occudo]

Gertrude vs season5 Jon would be terrifying

two cats fighting in an alleyway but they are eldritch monsters and their supportive partners

#occudo's art #tma fanart #jonathan sims #martin blackwood #gertrude robinson #agnes montague #ask #gertrude is still around au ask #gertrude reaction is the same #just in her avatar form #also they are the same hignt #but it's funnier for me if she can hover in the air like this

[welcometogrouchland]

[ID in ALT] I've made posts before about Talia/Dick co-parenting Damian moments (will never happen but let me dream) and this came to me in a vision. Took me ages to finish for some reason 😭 and then even longer to post

#dc comics #dc #damian wayne #dick grayson #talia al ghul #batfamily #dc robin #nightwing #anyway. yes im a self-indulgent ''dick as damians secret third parent'' truther #like i DO think it's way more complex and nuanced than the schmoopy affectionate fan portrayal of it #they're brothers they're father and son they're partners they're the dynamic duo except only in past tense etc etc #but consider! I'm not immune to schmoopy affection in fanworks. it compells me despite itself #anyway it's technically not that crazy when it comes to dick and damian. they hug! often! at least they did #it's not as big a leap to these types of scenarios #also talia ''somewhat absent for complex reasons on both her and damians part but very loving and loved by her son'' al ghul #you will always be famous to me #son of the demon origin...bwahhh #anyway. someone made a comic kind of like this/like a post i made abt this topic #but way funnier bc dick and talia starting trying to beat each other up #so go look at that as well #anyway. it's been a somewhat difficult few weeks so I'm. desperately trying to take it easy #i got some reading with me (first vol of kevin smiths GA run that i found second hand and jaimes BB run vol 2!) #so we'll see how far i get through those. considering there's demons in my head telling me to re-read things (LET ME OUT!!!) #when i finish GA and BB i do plan on rereading robin 2021. as a treat to myself #it's a run I've really warmed up to as time went on #I'm keeping up w/ the current b&r run even though it is. admittedly very slow w/ some weird dialogue #i read it for the damian content more than anything. also nikas back so that's neat :] #idk I have a feeling that after absolute power shakes out we might get some more creative team switch ups #so if anyone at dc is interested in taking over the reigns on b&r...that could be very neat #(it's me they should hire me. please DC i have ideas listen to my red hood pitch PLEASE-)

[captorations]

i wrote a short taz/homestuck crossover back in 2018, just the IPRE crew running into Earth C, and obviously it’s not up to my current standards but i’m still not sure i’ll ever write a joke funnier than this one

right at the beginning:

and then, lup meeting terezi:

and finally, right at the end, having had a whole year to investigate:

#there was an alt version where lup replied with some absolutely godawful quirk #but i decided this was funnier #also i linked the fic in the replies if you want to read it #i swear this wasn’t me trying to like. self-advertise or whatever i was just thinking about this old joke #did Not expect the post to blow up like this #homestuck #the adventure zone

[crunchchute]

chomp

#crunchchute art #sam and max #my art #one more for today #had this in my wips for a while #dw this is their love language #i dont see ppl draw them fighting enough. i have to change it #hold him like a hamburger #also wanted to draw those goofy eyes on max at least once #alternate would be him frowning cutely but this was funnier #dont think about the pose too much it does make sense if you squint

[abisalli]

I can draw whatever my heart desires

#batman #robin (tim drake) #bruce wayne #tim drake #dc comics #my art #digital art #it could also be Dick as Batman if you want to interpret it that way #but I think Bruce doing the bleh ;P thing is like 100x funnier #‘Bruce you are responsible for a lot of your children’s trauma…’ Bruce: ‘Ah well bleh ;P’

[theminecraftbee]

incidentally. every time i see someone speculating about "what if the season ends soon". i know we're safe for the time being and don't have to worry. because tango doesn't understand the idea of "good enough" and as a result if the season ends before decked out 2 has been played for its entire two-month run, he legally would be allowed to become a serial killer. and like, he lives near impulse and skizz, and maybe they're acceptable losses, but the entire state of arizona isn't. and who knows. maybe more. and the hermits can't be responsible for tango murdering the entire state of arizona (and who knows maybe more). they just can't. so the season can't end yet. because decked out 2 isn't done. and hasn't been played for its entire run yet. because the fate of arizona depends on it. you understand, right?

#hermitcraft #tangotek #is this funnier if i remembered what state tango lives in wrong #anyway also joe's pinball machine isn't done yet and I PERSONALLY would become a serial killer if he doesn't get the chance to finish more #but i've seen some 'huh it seems like lots of people are wrapping up' talk in a few places #and listen. tango would be allowed to start eating people. we can't be responsible for that.

[beyondplusultra]

It's like I blinked and "Haha I'm going to kill myself" became a funny joke to make again, or an alright thing to say ironically. You guys stop that. You'll feel better for not saying it, I promise.

#this is also a psa to please not put that in tags for my art #i LOVE the gushing and the “oh my god my heart is in a blender i am laying down on the floor crying sobbing screaming” stuff! #just not the kms stuff. it took me a while to unlearn that habit and some of you guys need to do the same #it's so much funnier to say stuff like IM GONNA EAT A WHOLE GIRAFFE #or other such hyperbole #i promise #mango talks

[iero]

What follows after... (video cr.)

#gerard way #my chemical romance #mcr #mcr tour 2022 #mcredit #my edit #userangelic #usermaguire #useriselin #usercy #usertiny #useroaks #usernaysa #tuserrobin #tusermichi #Debated on even tagging people in this because this quality................ #Anyway happy one year to an icon. <3 #Also this is funnier if you do RB both posts back to back like those text posts that lead into each other? You know the ones... #scheduled

[arundolyn]

"Oh, this? Don't be ridiculous! It's not a marriage certificate! Look closely, okay? Throw away all your hangups, and simply do what you feel. Aren't you just dying to sign it? Won't it feel good? 3... 2... 1... sign!"

#elphelt valentine #guilty gear #guilty gear strive #poses #respects #crow.gif #guilty gif #this is probably all for now im kinda going through it rn im tired #but i love her so very much #fun fact of the two(?) lines for her silly little scoot respect. the wedding one she scoots way longer. like half the screen #i put it here bc its funnier to me #normally its like... a third of the distance for the other ones #its a concert poster on the gif bc i think player 2 was i no i cant be fucked to change it #why does she say that line like shes a magician also girl you sound like youre about to start doing card tricks

[buddyhollyscurls]

Trying to sleep and was looking at books and that eventually led me to think of Pride and Prejudice and yk what moment we need to appreciate more?

That scene where Caroline is doing her pick me shit and joking with Darcy about Elizabeth's pretty eyes and she's like when you guys get your marriage portrait done do you think any painter could do her eyes justice?

And our boy Fitzy doesn't even HESITATE he's like I think a painter would do a great job at getting her eyelashes and the way they look in the sunlight and it's just like

MY GUY HAD U ALREADY BEEN THINKING ABOUT THAT??? U HAD THE ANSWER LOCKED AND LOADED WERE U ON YE OLDE GOOGLE LOOKING UP WEDDING PORTRAIT ARTISTS NEAR ME??? DID U HAVE A REGENCY ERA PINTERST BOARD OF UR DREAM WEDDING TO LIZZY ALREADY MADE UP????

#its even funnier bc this is the stage where hes like i don't LOVE Elizabeth Bennet i just think she's attractive #meanwhile he has wedding planner and caterer contacts scribbled and kept on a piece of paper in his pocket #he also writes mr. Elizabeth Bennet in his journal a thousand times before bed #pride and prejudice #caroline bingley #fitzwilliam darcy #elizabeth bennet #jane austen

[yesokayiknow]

man the fact that martha jones would take one look at clara oswald and say Absolutely Fucking Not really makes me want to put them together like post s9!clara is visiting earth when she has a run in with unit and accidentally kidnaps her and can't manage to get her back to earth. aka clara spends several months trying to seduce her except she's clara so martha's like what the actual fuck is wrong with you. stop that

#where's the immortal me well they said i'm not fucking dealing with this. call me in a year #clara: girls like it when you threaten genocide for them right????? #martha: no. also please stop asking if you can kill people for me. #this is funnier to me if it's pre the stolen earth btw #jack's like so what've you been up to since i last saw you and she's like one of the doctor's future companions kidnapped me. #yeah it was a whole thing. wbu #also martha manages to make great breakthroughs in dealing w her ptsd bc she just looks at what clara's doing and does the opposite #doctor who #clara oswald #martha jones

[charaznablescanontoyota]

portrait of the artist with 10 minutes left at work

download mad rat monday my final message

#i put my bluetooth headphones on and my phone started autoplaying mad rat monday #and i was like. yeah. sure. this is what we're doing i guess #i also mask at work it was just funnier to draw my completely neutral base expression #edit oh god chongo found this. big fan of your work. the rest of you are not getting this post sorry

[moeblob]

So does he, Gallagher.

#honkai star rail #hsr blade #gallagher #i based this off of how many times i used funny soda man to help be a healer with his poppin soda pop in SU #and then blade constantly just being blade as usual #its normally him saying unnecessary to my actual healer but #i kept forgetting gallagher heals and i kept healing when i didnt even need to so TECHNICALLY yeah it was unnecessary #but the amount of times blade was the recipient...... #i cant use like most of my newer units in story bc i cant ascend or i run out of leveling mats so i just #get them and toss them into simulated universe for funsies cause i can match their levels better #so thats where i tossed gallagher and he is genuinely fun to play as ? like i love his punches and kicks to start the battle #funny soda man is funny (to me) and im really behind in plot still #but last time i tried to play it on my laptop and got a kickass cutscene my laptop lagged and i couldnt even see it RIP to me #so now that its like ... me trying to play it on desktop ? #i mostly get on desktop for comms and if i do much else i feel like im slacking off even if i would take a break anyway #one day i can play more story plot stuff and actually meet the funny guys #also in case you know me for Not Having Boys in HSR i need to point out #i did pull Gallagher however same 10 pull got a 4 star girl copy for someone i never use and she is at e4 now cool #and i didnt even think of the irony as i started this i just like drawing blade and i wanted to draw gallagher #so when i already had the dialogue planned and am drawing i was like OH WAIT haha im funnier than i thought #(no i am not but we can pretend)

[hamsternamedmarinette]

There's just something about watching Gabriel and Nathalie discuss the consequences of their actions that's SO funny to me

#them just being like 'you know maybe all of this was a bad idea' #also their expressions in that first drawing came out way funnier than i intended and now i can't stop laughing at it #especially nathalie. i didn't intend for her to be looking at the viewer but now that she is I can't imagine it any other way #мой пост #мой рисунок #интуитция #intuition spoilers #miraculous ladybug #ml #miraculous

[holymaccaronii]

Erm yeaaaahh… *scratches the back of my head* how can you tell I need to have my hyperfixations be turned into figurines…

P.S.: You can find the guides for the papercraft models of P03 and Yes Man in this post, Edgar is still a wip. They’re free for you to build ( Ü ).

#this was funnier in my Instagram story since LoveGame was playing #these 4 just stare at my while I do my homework #just standing there like they pay rent #inscryption #inscryption p03 #p03 #yes man #yes man fallout nv #yes man fnv #fallout new vegas #minos prime #ultrakill minos #Ultrakill #edgar #edgar electric dreams #also PLEAAAASEEE ignore my messy desk that’s literally the only corner that’s messy