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konigsblog · 9 months

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orla, i must share my thoughts: im having massive graves brainrot rn. i just wanna be his cute puppy gf, just hugging onto his leg and humping his shoe needily while he works and does papers. once in a while he'd pet my head and tell me to shush which only makes me grind down harder and whine... anyways he'd get me a baby pink collar with swarovski crystals on it :3 "baby, daddy's trying to work." "work is dumb, pay attention to me." :(

he's busy and not giving you any attention :((( it's making you angry, growling and snarling at him before weeping into his leg. you were just desperate ! needy for his touch, his cock, his hugs !! work is boring anyways, and you're not, why not have some fun??

graves might shoo you away, telling you that he's busy and unable to give you any touch. but when you start grinding his leg, humping his boot because you're going through heat, he might just give you a little attention. he can hear the panting and whining, slick coating the material of his hard military boots, sighing before grabbing your pretty and customised collar, yanking on it to get you to look at him.

“pup, baby.. 'm busy, can't give you any attention right now. later? go lie down in your puppy bed.” graves spoke softly, but it didn't matter because you just whimper, still rubbing your cunny on his boots as he spoke, panting.

“nonono, have fun with me!! work is dumb, i'm funner!” you smiled, nuzzling against his knee. “baby, even though you're a lot funner than work, you're also dumb. look, a mess of my shoes, hm?” he joked, seeing as your ears flopped down, teething on his hand :(

#i hate graves because he's an ass #but he's hot #orla speaks #phillip graves #graves #graves x reader #philip graves x reader #philip graves x you #graves cod #cod graves #graves call of duty

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borderlandsresearcher · 6 months

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"Not that he should procreate, but I would totally have his ab*rtion."

-stocking anarchy

#shang tsung #mortal Kombat #mortal kombat 1 #mk1 #mortal kombat shang tsung #mk1 shang tsung #yes i know he is a murderous maniac #but he's hot #also he's not real #and I'm lesbian

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ninebluehearts · 8 months

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Just sayin' 💀💀💀

#💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙thoughts #spiderman #spiderman across the spiderverse #spider man: india #chai tea #chai #tea #across the spiderverse #miguel o'hara #ik this isn't about Miguel #but he's hot #so he deserves a tag

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sugarplumfailure · 7 months

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WHERE IS TIM

#the newsreader #likw narratively he doesn't have to be here #but he's hot

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goldenfunky · 9 months

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Sinister gaze

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turnwashingtonsbaddies · 2 years

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if he has red flags, no he doesn’t

#turn amc #turn washington's spies #john andre #red flags #but he's hot #so the red flags are just fun facts #john andre hot #hot hot hot #turn: washington's spies

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a---fire---inside · 1 year

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#fabrizio moro #*da bere cosa prendete?* lol #he kinda gives restaurant/butler vibes here #but he's hot #like I said #gonna call this #butler au #black butler au #gangster au

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cinnabun-faerie · 2 years

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🤔 So there's barely any Fourchenault x reader stuff it seems...not for long 😏

#but he's hot #fourchenault leveilleur #it's always the elezens #i want to punch him #but also kiss him #ffxiv #it's always the hot dads

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bread-making-vikings · 2 years

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I want what they have

#but without the like #rampant child abuse #obviously #those mass murderers are gnc as fuck #I forgot how much illumi misgenders aluka too :(((#he sucks #hisoka also sucks clearly #but he's hot #im sorry but its true #and i won't pretend it isn't

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bloomyloopy · 1 year

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BLOND MEN 🔛🔝

#obx s3 #jj too fine #jj maybank #obx jj #outerbanks rafe #outer banks #rafe cameron #rafe too fine #obx rafe cameron #obx #edits #TikTok #blondie #blond men #he's crazy #but he's hot #So idc

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soupbabe · 2 years

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Out of everything i write for and fandoms w characters I simp for, I feel like it's wayy harder to defend JoJo's Bizarre Adventure characters.

It's so hard to go "hear me out" when there's canon bug bite fetishes. There's no defending a man who murders women and canonically uses their hands to wipe his own ass. How can I plead my case for a man who tried to trick a 15 year old kid into drinking his piss.

#but he's hot #cant even go when they all look like high fashion clowns ready for a night on the town #jjba #jojo's bizarre adventure

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bear-cubs-art-things · 1 year

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Can you draw Mr Littlepot?