#but it would be soo funny

[just-an-enby-lemon]

After Into the Woods and Sweeney Todd what will be next Sondheim musical ruined by a major corporation? I'm hoping is Amazon doing a Assassins movie for Prime and of course Johnny Depp is one of the characthers (if someone has any cast ideas please tell me, I'm thinking Guiteau).

We can even have James Corden as a treat.

#stephen sondheim #sweeney todd #warner #into the woods #disney #into the woods is my favorite musical and the disney movie made me so angry #assassins #i'm joking #and I don't want that at all #but it would be soo funny #what characther should depp play #because he is a must in bad soundheim adaptations #i just saw the sweeney todd nroadway show once but I rly like it #maybe if I watch it again it can surpass into the woods #but since assassins didn't maybe not #west side story gets a mention because it actually had great film adaptations #i rly liked the 2021 movie and thought it made the original story better by desconstructing it a bit #the social comentary is great the acting is amazing and a boy like this was already a great song but they made it better somehow #johnny depp #idc if depp fans get mad he is a disgrace to sondheim movies and he had good roles but most of his perfomances are meh or bad #specially recently #james corden #fortunally we all agree he should be banned from acting #assassins musical

[solargeist]

its kinda funny how much grian seems like a natural leader, but his notepad had only a drawing of a duck, and his reaction to someone touching something is to yell bababababa at them

#watching Scar's stream rn #it was skizz touching the nerf guns. grian slide into frame and fussed at him like you would a toddler JADGJKA #the amount of times i've had to ah babababa at someone . its always SOO funny to hear its such a silly thing

[sopuu]

top ten creeper trickshots

#i’m running out of captions #ouhh i missed drawing him with suspenders down #not using the vest from the old design coz then the movement won’t be so clear #jesse’s got soo many cool moves i love him sm #this and also the 360 spin slice?!! BIG favs #and ofc the fan favourite pose after the three headed ghast battle #this isn’t jesse but lukas’ jumping arrow shot to save jesse in s2e2 😍 #it’s the SOLE reason i always choose to craft the fishing rod i want to see him be cool!!! he needs more screentime!!!! #also fishing rod funny #i bet jesse would be fawning over that one moment afterwards #anyways i’m rambling. uhh tags #mcsm #minecraft story mode #mcsm jesse #mcsm fanart #my doodles #sopuuart

[alfazoings]

my malevolent brainrot has me locked in a little birdcage forcing me to photosynthesise my own food for my hyperfixation

#malevolent #malevolent podcast #arthur lester #john doe #john arthur #i am so normal about them i swear #(lie) #these mfs make me soo happy theyre like a old married couple I LOVE THEM #arthur is like a soppy wet cat and i will stand on that hill #and john is soup. also thinking of giving him little isopod legs bc it would be so funny

[shkika]

i wonder how it feel like for an iterator if, by some miracle, they made it into the void sea and met a void worm

a random false god meeting the closest thing to a true god

Due to the abnormal amounts of void fluid she was made to have, Unparalleled Innocence was lucky enough to do just that!

#rain world #rainworld #rain world comic #rw UI #unparalleled innocence #my art #iterators #GOOD JOB #TO EVERYONE WHO GUESSED THIS WOULD BE A THING!! #its so funny #i have asks which as OLD AS TIME #sitting in my inbox and i was soo impressed #giddy to show you that yeah #she does meet the void worms phew #UI and saint comic will be a ride #ask #dramaticuser

[ria-starstruck]

hollow knight ikea au.

#i have more ideas for an ikea au or whatever the hell this is im doing but. later #i have ideas for a family barbecue au also. yes i know both are anachronistic and impossible and don't suit the family dynamic but it is soo #funny #hollow knight #hollow knight fanart #hollow knight au #ikea au #....if that's a tag #hollow knight ikea au #hollow knight comic #i don't think pale king would actually b a driver. or a good driver #im agreeing w the comic i saw where hornet drove i think hornet would be a good driver #hollow knight would cause an accident by trying to adhere to the laws of the road too strictly. or they would simply not drive #white lady is a pedestrian #ghost would treat it like mario kart #artists on tumblr #traditional art #fanart

[sipsteainanxiety]

for so long, midoriya and bakugou had competed with each other over the title of number one hero.

constantly butting heads both inside and outside of class, trying to one-up each other out in the field, fighting together to nitpick at their strengths and weaknesses. they were both so steadfast in their decision to be at the top, nothing seemed like it could sway them.

it had gotten to the point where everyone in their little class at yuuei ruminated on who would be the victor. they were both strong—terrifyingly so—and had potential that reached the very stars. they were leagues ahead of their colleagues as they grew and this was recognized—even celebrated in some cases.

people starting placing bets once they'd all graduated, judging the two based on how well they interacted with people, dealt with villains, supported fellow heroes—everything.

of course, they each had their own separate strengths and weaknesses. where bakugou prevailed with his flashy, explosive quirk, devilish good looks, and minor injuries when dealing with villains, midoriya fell. where midoriya prevailed with his kind smile, heartwarming words towards civilians, and willingness to help even small-time heroes, bakugou fell. they see-sawed—balanced each other out—but they were too thick-headed to realize as they focused on themselves.

they had to work hard as sidekicks to make their way up to the pro-hero status. they busted their asses, put their all into saving people. the race to the top was as invigorating and demanding as ever, but by god they were going to win.

so when it was finally time for the yearly reveal on the top ten pro-heroes of japan, they both waited with bated breaths. who was it going to be?

dynamite? with his 100% win-rate against villains and deadly efficiency?

or deku? with his blinding smile and determination to save everyone?

the answer? it was neither of them.

it was you.

you, with your warm smiles that made your eyes crinkle and put anyone at ease. you with your strength, your powerful quirk, that could save anyone within minutes—seconds, even. you, with a public approval rate that skyrocketed once you were out on the scene. you, who had snuck up behind them and caught them both completely by surprise.

they'd been so wrapped up in competing with each other that they hadn't realized there were other heroes with the same goal—same potential.

midoriya was stupefied and immediately started flipping through his hero journal so he could see if he'd written anything on you. he hadn't—you'd appeared seemingly out of nowhere. he mumbled to himself and started looking you up, pouring over article after article, watching interview after interview.

bakugou was outraged—justifiably so, in his opinion. who was this fucking extra that stole the number one spot from him? he sneered at the picture of you on the official hero ranking website. he made a promise to himself then and there that he would beat you, no matter what it would take.

after so many years of vying against each other, midoriya and bakugou finally had a common goal that didn't involve fighting between themselves. and that was to win against you.

but you wouldn't make it easy for them, that was for sure.

and if they found themselves developing teeny little crushes as they saw you more and more, practically inserting themselves into your life in an attempt to topple you from the number one spot, well... that wasn't anyone's business now, was it?

#im sorry deku but with how the anime describes him as bland looking i think thats gna translate to when he becomes a pro LOL #bakugou x reader #midoriya x reader #bakugou katsuki x reader #midoriya izuku x reader #deku x reader #izuku x reader #katsuki x reader #someone had asked for a powerful reader and tho this wasnt their request i found myself writing this anyways LOLL #i just think it would be soo funny if u came out of nowhere like SIKE im the number one hero now bitches

[campybara]

IF YOU ASKED BRBA CHARACTERS WHAT THEIR PRONOUNS WERE:

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Walter: Well, because I am male, he/him/his would be theoretically correct in all appropriate circumstances

Walter 2-5: I'm a male, so what do you possibly think I would go by? Yeah, exactly.

Jesse: Pronouns? Seriously? The hell is a- Okay yknow what, I don't know, fucking straight or like whatever? Bitch.

Skyler: Oh, sweet of you to ask, she/her, darling

Walt jr: uhhh.. w-whats a pronoun again?

Hank: I'm a red-blooded American, republican man, what else the fuck I look like to you? Jesus christ, buddy

Marie: Pronouns? God, do I really look like a man that you had to ask such a thing?

Saul: Ha, while my pronouns would be he/him, my adjectives would be handsome/awe-inspiring, thanks for asking, sweet cheeks

Gus: My name is Gustavo, that is all you need to know

Mike: I'm not sure where you are going with this, so I'm not even gonna bother answering

Gale: Oh gee, he/him/his would be the best for me, thanks!

Todd: he/him/his/himself, I'm sure of it.. sorry I'm drawing a blank, what does this have to do with cooking meth?

Uncle Jack: Do.. you actually want to fucking die?

Lydia: Uhm.. the female ones I suppose? What kind of question even is that..

Badger: Uhhh.. shit! I know this one! Hold on let me think I swear I know the answer to this-

Skinny P: Uh I dunno yo.. shit um.. 27?

Tuco: beats the absolute shit out of you

#i'm sorry #I thought it would be funny #I know realistically some would have different responses #But this is in 2008 soo #Pronouns were still very much a thing #People just didn't ask for them as much then so lol #Brba #breaking bad shitpost #Breaking bad #Waltjesse #I'm still posting brba content? Help me lord #jesse pinkman #walter white #hank schrader #marie schrader #Skyler white #Walt jr #Gustavo fring #mike erhmantraut #Dies immediately #A thousand notes???? Hello?? Thank you wow💀

[bichelangelo]

he was so real for this

#tmnt 2003 #tmnt 1987 #turtles forever #v #if i met the 80s turtles i would be soo nice to them. they are so cool & funny

[suffarustuffaru]

hi i made a tier list of how homophobic rezero characters are

hello in the spirit of valentine's day and the very welcoming community here on rezero tumblr i decided to make this with the help of my lovely mutuals.

#anyway heres some fun little explanations if youd like to read: #otto has. so much internalized shit going on i dont even know where to begin. not as severe as like subaru fr and def not in the same way a #whatevers happening with ferris but like by the time u get to arc 8 hes a total shitshow LJSLDKF #like ottos. transphobic. canonically. with natsumi schwartz. and then hes def got More going on bc his attachment style is soo.... #wilhelm and heinkel i think would def be homophobic outside of reinhard/reinhard related things but its funnier to describe it like that ok #and either way the main target of their homophobia is gonna be reinhard LMAO #oni elders suck ok. theyd all be homophobic #rams got a strong case of comphet rn but when she doesnt have comphet shes chillin with subarus gf and having wlw mlm hostility with subaru #and otto. the entire judges your taste tier is all insane teen girls or frufoo and patrasche (who DEFINITELY judge otto and subarus taste) #frufoo patrasche are like that one reddit post about that one guys dog being homophobic after seeing their owner get topped in gay sex #also als in that tier bc al. #alcor is technically subaru but he gets to be a tier lower than subaru bc. hes also not technically subaru its very complicated but #at least he doesnt have the entire boy drama subaru has LSJDF #reids iconic line is the ones where he calls julisuba boyfriends u know. its extremely iconic. #a dear mutual of mine has informed me tivey is in lol ok while his triplet siblings wouldnt know what being gay is which LKJDSLFSD thats #fucking funny i had to do it #id argue satella is in lol ok bc she lets subaru do almost anything ok. this includes being terribly into men. she knows shes got his heart #either way. and also elsa dont care unless it affects how ur guts taste #rems reaction is gonna be lol ok unless its subaru coming out to her. then shes gonna have some Mixed Feelings #rezero #re:zero #i forgot to add but u could def argue garf knows what being gay is bc his two older brothers are just Like That #but also neither of his brothers would be caught dead explaining what being gay is to him

[obikindred]

This is so stupid and I kind of want to add more to it but. Blehh. So here it is like this for now… anakin gleefully recounts his master’s childhood trauma to ahsoka because he thinks its funny

#i wanted this to go differently but the thought of Anakin gleefully recounting obiwans childhood trauma to ahsoka was too funny to pass up #he thinks its so funny #he thinks it is SO fuckimg funny #hes like ahh haha omg obiwan me too we r soo alike #anyways LOL #qui gon jinn #obi wan kenobi #anakin skywalker #ahsoka tano #the clone wars #star wars #god #its not REALLY obikin but I would feel remiss not taggingbit as such because it IS implied. in my heart.

[missowo]

the fact I'm playing undertale yellow for the first time, the fact I'm suck on it. (ESPECIALLY WITH RHYTHM PART FIGHT.) flowey already piss at me, lmao. 😭😭

#I know sans would wear the same if he goes into the dark world #soo I'm just thought if be funny #ralsei makes some fancy clothes for him. #the fact he cant say no to ralsei #undertale yellow #clover #flowey #flowey hate me frrr #ralsei #sans #deltarune #undertale #my sans design inspired by alice in wonderland outfit 😭 #i have design ut!papyrus and frisk them probably like red riding hood and pirate design you know wat i mean

[moonelnone]

Considering Koby trained under Garp alongside Helmeppo do you think he learned how to do Garp's Fist of Love

#moonel.txt #LISTEN as far as I know Koby doesn't use any weapons unlike Helmeppo #It would be SOO funny actually

[sorrelpaws]

BACK TO TOTALLY NORMAL RICK AND MORTY ADVENTURES!!!!!

#rick and morty #morty smith #rick sanchez #spoilers #i liked this ep #still gonna probably make a big boy textpost on it BUT FOR NOW my most surface level thoughts #more morty is always a treat and i rlly hope these final 4 eps live up to the classic adventures promise #but specifically in terms of these 2 #because like....... no way the end of that episode was like.. serious #like the rift got sealed up and rick immediately fixes his prtal gun??? #like he seems so deranged in that last minute IDK MAN!!!! JUST SEEMS OFFPUTTING!!!!! #I DO NOT TRUST THAT!!!!!! #also the heatwave??? ive sen NO ONE mention the fucking heat wave???? hellooooooooooo #somethings up .... im sniffing something weird brewing here #ok anyway soo like rick is really chilling here and morty is kinda disoriented BECAUSE AGAIN #rick totally knows whats going on but moorrtyyy... hermmm maybe not so much yet #also hes holding onto his hat for dear life cause i thot it would be funny :3

[sunslants]

i dont even know how to begin clipping this but its important to me that everyone knows in the audiodrama lu guang & cheng xiaoshi have an interaction that goes like this:

#not an exact translation by any means & the formattings kinda scuffed bc i do not know how to do these things. but its soo funny #wish this was s2 i miss them soo bad #link click #god if i could figure out how to clip this. well it would be over for link click nation #putting the shiguang in shiguang dailiren

[aphoticforest]

As the want to be representative of the Permafrostshipping tag, I figure I should share the full image to my profile + a more recent commission I got... So, here's what I bought from @cheetuspeepus! The first one was back in March, and the second one was pretty recently :D (goes to show how long they've stayed in my mind)

#permafrostshipping #rika x grusha #grusha x rika #rgu reference #grusha getting bullied by me twice because i think it's funny seeing him in s dress #but i mean he *does* look good in them soo #oh one thing i will admit is that the first image still is my phone home screen #i know i dont need to give a reason for commissioning a certain person but it mattered to me with these #i felt comfortable with cheetus because she shipped them as well and i would feel less embarrassed for my commission ideas than- #if i went to someone who was neutral about the ship. not that people would make fun of someone wanting to commission them but you never know #basically i get random anxiety over dumb stuff #anyway im rambling so im just going to actually post this instead of stalling