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crt8ball · 11 months

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cried again

he passed the luck check!!!!

#bitb #episode 3 #rolandddd deep #oooh my god #the alchohol cellar!!! ohhhhh #tears down my face inconsolable!!! /j #but not joking i am crying

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constantlyfalling · 4 months

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Sometimes, it be like this.

#tbh #i have no idea how to tag this #space #cone #mood #my post #digital art #photo edit #i took a picture of a cone that was spray painted #i did edit the spray paint some #then i uh put that cone in space and made it wobbly #because i felt like it #and I feel like I am up in space crying sometimes #i feel like there is a dw joke in these tags somewhere

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words-writ-in-starlight · 1 year

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listen I expected literally Nothing from the D&D movie okay, like I can't make it clear enough that I expected the most soulless money grab with a good cgi budget imaginable, I went in having already gone through every stage of grief and landed on acceptance and LISTEN

I fucking CRIED during this dumb RPG movie. it wasn't just "not terrible" it was objectively good with a clever plot and compelling characters and sincere emotional beats. this movie loves D&D so fucking much and it NAILS the "a bunch of goobers try to be cool and accidentally discover The Power Of Friendship And Also Great Violence" classic D&D party vibe. their barbarian's last name is fucking Kilgore and my entire family cried in the theater.

I hope they make twelve of these motherfuckers.

#honor among thieves #dnd #dungeons and dragons: honor among thieves #holga kilgore #she is a BARBARIAN whose name is KILL GORE like who among us has not been in a party with this exact character #some new player who picked whatever they were told was the easiest class and gave them a name that is 98% a joke #and just piggybacked their backstory onto the most experienced player's as like rp training wheels #and then smash cut 60 sessions later and we're all getting choked up over john dingus or whatever #do you motherfuckers know how rarely i cry????? about ANYTHING?????#god it was so good #i am going to watch this an unhealthy amount #i want a separate movie for every red wizard and also one about xenk's backstory #his name is X E N K with an X these writers have played some fucking DUNGEONS AND DRAGONS #do i have to buy dead in thay now?????? i think i have to buy dead in thay now #i literally ran dnd on friday and this movie put me in WITHDRAWAL i want to play some dnd Now

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chaoticfandomthot · 1 year

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Teachers don't want you to use wikipedia because they know you'll stop listening to them because wikipedia is so much sexier and smarter and cooler

#wikipedia #i am kissing wikipedia on the mouth rn #teachers are crying but i camt hear them over the sounds of wikipedia and i making out #we are making out sloppy style #[this is a joke most teachers are great and you should listen to them]#[ but its not a joke im kissing wikipedia]#aiden originals #am i queuing this right

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alpacacare-archive · 1 year

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Not enough joy and light today. Time for silly dadster and papyrus 🙏

Bonus:

#gaster #papyrus #dadster #Undertale #wd gaster #shitpost #just for clarification #i am a 'papyrus loves puns' truther #but you've got to understand. there is nothing i love more than dads annoying their kids with unfunny jokes #also pap laughed 100%#and hated it so he blocked him in return #only to unblock him 3 minutes later after he called sans. crying. thinking he could never speak to papyrus again #gasters speech patterns (namely his tendency to pause after every few words his verbose-ness and #his overly polite grammar) really fit as texts from an old guy #more fual for elderly gaster propaganda

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iconsumethesoulsofthedamned · 3 months

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I relate to Will Graham because I too am being gutted (period cramps) and I too am crying on the floor bleeding out.

#you’d think that I’m joking #but here’s the thing #I have an extremely high pain tolerance it’s not even funny #I got my foot slammed in a door today so hard it took off my shoe and I barely made a sound and then went on with my day #I am literally crying over this right now it feels like I’m dying #if you tell me I have endometriosis or I need to get it checked out ur prolly right but I don’t have the time #it’s 7:05 in baltimore marylin baby #will graham #mizumono #hannibal nbc #hannibal #hannibal fandom #period cramps

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jedi-starbird · 2 months

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No one ever tells Obi-Wan that he is his Master's padawan.

Of course, for most people who had known Qui-Gon Jinn, telling someone else they resembled the the man would in fact be a thinly veiled insult. But still, Obi-Wan feels the absence of comparisons almost as strongly as he feels the absence of his Master.

There is no one for Obi-Wan to push against now, no strong presence at his side, ready to grab him by scruff and pull him back from another reckless stunt. It's an odd feeling. He has been set loose against his wishes. There is no one to his left and Anakin at his heels, but Anakin had needed, still needs, a strong, gentle figure for his prickly but sensitive heart. For even their worst bickering could not hold a candle to the scathing remarks he and Qui-Gon had shot at each other and Obi-Wan knows he cannot push and needle Anakin in the same way.

When Qui-Gon had been alive they had been an amusing, mirrored pair, the maverick and his rule-following padawan. Opposites clashing against each other, yet working together to complete the most difficult missions. Few saw that Qui-Gon's impertinence had indeed rubbed off on his padawan, cultivated from that small, angry initiate, because the only way to rebel against the rule-breaker had been to parrot the Council fastidiously. No one would ever get to see that again. Obi-Wan is one half of a mirrored pair trying to complete a routine on his own. What once was an impish, teasing compliance is now a betrayal of all his Master's values.

"How could Qui-Gon raise such a model Jedi?" He hears them say, "It's admirable that Master Kenobi was appointed to the Council despite his Master's maverick ways."

Padawan Kenobi would have yelled and kicked and screamed. Master Kenobi is serene. It should feel like an achievement. It feels like a disappointment.

Sometimes, Obi-Wan looks at the shape of the man he has moulded himself into, and aches to be his Master's padawan.

#I am so totally normal about them. (screaming crying throwing up)#anyway yeah obi wan has daddy issues but in a very specific way that's less i want a father figure and more i require an animal handler #hence why obi wan likes both alpha 17 and cody finally someone to tell him he's being an idiot and be bitchy with him he's missed this #giving the guilt boy MORE guilt complexes over honoring his masters legacy #but god really imagine you spend a decade making yourself the opposite of your master in a funny back and forth you both indulge in but the #BUT THEN!! he fucking dies and you're left alone occupying a dynamic carved for 2 people and everyone tells you they can't see any of your #dead master within you as if it's a joke. as if that's funny. as if that's a good thing. and people say he would be proud but would he?#would he be proud when everyone always tells you that you are the opposite of him? that you are everything he was not?#obi wan kenobi #qui gon jinn #qui gon and obi wan #disaster lineage #star wars

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tennant-davids · 7 months

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anyway an ending where everyone is mostly happy and gets what they want except loki and mobius who are visibly utterly miserable without each other??? lmao here's how lokius can still win!

#if i dont make stupid jokes i fear i'll cry all night lmfaoooo #anyway this is lokius proof if i ever saw it #am i being serious am i making bad jokes again WHO KNOWS its 3am sshh #lokius #loki spoilers #loki #.txt

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solareclipze · 2 months

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Lose control, gain weight. Gain control, lose Weight.

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maomango-doodle · 1 year

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Dumping all my old Strike Hawk art here

These 3 pages are titled "Lost and Found". It's not rly related to any particular event in the story (it's just the aftermath of a mission here) But i'd probably situate it after chapter 8 with the whole Camu ordeal. I wanted to show how Kamui has found people that accept him and care for him while Camu is left behind, living through Kamui

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yache-berries · 11 months

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Average Buddy Holly Enjoyers

#wHAT?!!?!? WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT I STILL CAN'T BELIEVE IT.#FINDING OUT AT 11 PM LAST NIGHT THAT A SILLY SHIP I LIKED FROM 2019 BECAME CANON???#no joke i was steeling myself for no ineffable bureaucracy moments at all this season and i made peace with that #aND??? W H A T ?!?!?!? NOT ONLY INTERACTIONS. S O F T INTERACTIONS. FALLING IN LOVE. HEALTHY COMMUNICATION AND UNDERSTANDING.#cRYING SOOOO HARD GOOD FOR THEM GOOD FOR THEM.#GAY PEOPLE ARE WINNING!!!!!!! despite the other thing that happened in ep6 😔🙏#also i too am a buddy holly enjoyer they have good tastes #maybe beez and gabe would like the.... animals too 🙏#ALSO. uhhhhh the everly brothers!!! and lesley gore!!! and georgie fame!!!#good omens #good omens 2 #good omens spoilers #good omens 2 spoilers #beelzebub #gabriel #archangel gabriel #gabriel x beelzebub #ineffable bureaucracy #flygon used sketch #y e s i was a bureaucracy truther since 2019 you can find some ancient art both here and on my main insta 😔🙏 goooood dynamic

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volivolition · 3 months

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she's so normal he swears.

#disco elysium #disco elysium skills #de composure #composure #de skills #voliart #composure he/she moments. to me. i treat the line as a kind of wall or curtain that composure ducks behind to let out emotions #absolutely neutral outside but there's a miasma of emotion behind her. when composure is low then she's constantly behind the wall #laughing or crying or swearing up a storm in a bright outlined shape. at higher levels the miasma all but disappears.#he rarely turns around anymore and the outside wall is all you see. this is one of my favorite character types btw.#ALSO YOU KNOW ME. YOU KNOW WHO I AM. YOU KNOW WHICH PHYSIQUE SKILL IS MAKING THAT JOKE.

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muckyschmuck · 2 months

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magickal gurls if they were. dog.

#HAPPY 420 ABOUT TO #do that #for the sake of the caption pretend zakuro doesnt exist #does the werewolf need a transformation scene No am i gonna make an annoying fourthwall breaking joke ab it Probbaly #am i gonna cry typing each frame into renpy YES who cares #BYE CHECKING OUT MENTALLY FOR THE REST OF 4/2-0 #my art #digital art #oc art #sorry if this is like Dizzy Making it makes me kind of dizzy idk if it’s just because my eyes are BROKEN THO

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seriowan · 1 year

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!! tbb s2e8 spoiler alert !!

ECHO IS CONTINUING WHAT FIVES COULDN'T FINISH.

SOMEBODY SEDATE ME.

I CAN'T STOP CRYING.

#bad batch spoilers #the bad batch spoilers #bad batch s2 spoilers #i am not joking when i say that i SOBBED #my face is so red #and swollen #i can't stop crying #i miss him already #the bad batch #bad batch #the bad batch season 2 #echo

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crispywizardtale · 10 months

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I love how before he hugged Zo, Joke asked for consent. Yes it was silent but if Zo didn't want it he would have pushed Joke away and he knew that. I also love how Joke always planned on doing this and that is why he took his shirt off and I love him for it.