#chicken sex

[chucklingpecan]

I swear to whatever is divine that this is true: In 10th grade a biology teacher-intern told us that no one knew how birds reproduce…

I guess so we wouldn't ask him about their naughty activities

#chicken sex #cute cloaca’s

[hyydraworks]

The three variations of pearled up chickens that will be in this week’s Etsy update!

#chickens #figurine #cute #luster #pearl #pearlescent #gold laced wyandotte #black langshan #copper marans #black sex link #chicken breeds #hyydraworks #ceram #stoneware #pottery #clay #handmade #sculpture #smol #friend shaped #collectible #someday ill moisturize my hands before doing these zoomed in photos but NOT TODAY

[seabeck]

Popcornson

#animals #chickens #chicken #chook #chooks #artists on tumblr #backyard chickens #cottagecore #farmcore #grandmacore #original photography #photography #photographers on tumblr #vsco #art #cute #birds #p #rooster #red sex link #my neighbor hatches eggs he buys from me #and always gets roosters

[sp0o0kylights]

New WIP I'm cruelly abandoning: Steve tells Eddie he has a tattoo.

Yes he got it while drunk.

No Eddie cannot see it.

Yes it is in fact on his ass, great deduction skills, did Dustin help?

No, Steve isn't telling Eddie what it is either.

Yes, Eddie's reactions are funny, actually though Steve refuses to admit his are "unnecessarily cruel"

And finally

"You wanna find out what it is so badly, Munson, you can come take my pants off yourself."

#all this and its a < #as in the cone part of an ice cream cone #bc he chickened out halfway throug #so now its just #< #eddie plans on teasing steve relentlessly about it but cant as Steve was using this whole thing as a sex ploy #and everytime Eddie starts #steve goes “oh this tattoo?” #and flashes his ass #its a cycle truly #steddie

[morganbritton132]

You said that you did not have tiktok, so you have likely not seen it but there is this series called roll for sandwich in which this guy makes a list if ingredients (like a list of types of bread that he has, vegetables, roughage, sauces, wild magic, etc) and each option has a number, so he rolls DnD dies and randomly makes sandwiches and rates them

Very popular, it has inspired a lot of spin-offs, people love it. He always starts with “Hello DnD tiktok and beyond, welcome to roll for sandwich a series were we let fate decide our lunch” it’s great.

My point is, Eddie would definitely do something like that but with one of his many hobbies and post it on TT.

I have not seen this, but I do love the concept. I do think I might’ve seen a spin-off though because my sister sent me a video of a girl using a d20 to decide which chore she was going to do next, and I can definitely see that one being used in the Harrington/Munson household.

Every summer begins with a deep clean.

Steve shampoos all the carpet. He pressure-washes their driveway. He declutters the entire top floors of their house. Eddie, if he is a smart man, cleans his studio.

Eddie is not always a smart man.

He gets distracted, or bored, or he just doesn’t want to do it, but this year, he’s determined. He makes a list of everything he needs to do and everything that he wants to do, and then he numbers it. He even starts a live-stream to give him more incentive to stay on task, and it works for a while.

He rolls the dice and gets a 4. He changes the burnt out lightbulb in the overhead light.

He rolls the dice and gets a 17. He dusts and reorganizes their record collection.

He rolls the dice, gets a 11. He paints the sword on his latest miniature.

He rolls the dice, gets a 9. He moves the couch to get the guitar picks that have fallen under it.

He rolls a 15, takes a break, gets distracted by a box of old tour memorabilia.

The chat is not helpful with getting him back on track because they are more interested in the stack of postcards that Eddie pulled out of the box. They need more than Eddie saying that Steve kept every postcard he sent him, especially when he looked at one of them and said, “Ha! In this one, I asked him to send me some dirty pictures. If I remember correctly, he did.”

An hour later, Eddie’s like, “Maybe I should get back to cleaning.”

He rolls again, scores a 20. Eddie looks at his list and reads, “Do something you want to do.”

He thinks about it for a second and then reaches under the couch and pulls out some ancient looking walkie-talkie, “Eddie to Stevie, do you copy?”

Eddie releases the button, waits a second, and then repeats himself. He does this a few times before he gets back, “What do you want, Eddie?”

“Wanna fuck?” Eddie asks. “Over.”

There’s a long pause and then Steve says over the line, “Did you vacuum?”

Eddie, who did not do that, says, “Yep.”

“Okay,” Steve says eventually. “Come up here.”

Eddie smiles brightly and tosses the walkie back down on the couch, before taking the stairs two at a time. The room descends in silence and then you hear static from the walkie followed by Dustin’s voice saying, “If you’re going to make a booty call, use your own frequency. Over.”

#Dustin texted Steve to let him know that Eddie was calling for him on the walkie and then got subjected to their phone sex #also Eddie did try to make soup once using the luck of the dice and it did not go well #Steve was sick and wanted chicken noodle but the soup was mostly onions #it was almost entirely onions and broth #eddie munson tiktok saga #steve harrington #eddie munson

[kikikoijo]

Queer media really just always be like ✨HANDS✨

She Makes My Heart Flutter (2022) | The Eighth Sense (2023) | The Eighth Sense (2023) | My School President (2022) | Fragrance of the First Flower (2021) | GAP The Series (2022) | A Time Called You (2023) | Moonlight Chicken (2023) | My School President (2022) | Dangerous Romance (2023)

Gif creds: @damnthosewords @tomystars @forcebook @firstkhao @gabrielokun @weiwuxian @liveasbutterflies @mantrisanu @bevioletskies @liyazaki

Part 2/? (Part 1)

#yeah sure sex is cool and all #but have you ever lightly brushed the hand of your beloved in passing like you’re the main character in some Victorian romance novel??? #poetic cinema #it’s all about the hands folks #my oh so favorite trope of the queer cinematic experience #she makes my heart flutter #the eighth sense #my school president #fragrance of the first flower #gap the series #a time called you #moonlight chicken #dangerous romance #wlw media #mlm media #bl drama #gl drama #queer cinema #you guys can have a little homoerotic gif set…as a treat #sapphic #pride #my post #lgbtq ships #it’s about reaching out into the void even when you’re so so afraid and feeling someone reach back #and that’s what love is really all about isn’t it?

[fatpikachuu]

bawktober day 6. Transition

#art #drawing #doodles #inktober #bawktober #chickens #transition #i know chickens can change sex if needed #and yes this can also be seen as a pro transitioning post #my way to support you guys #pls let me know if someone finds this inappropriate in any way

[white-growth-radio-opportunity]

https://susan-319.ludgu.top/y/L609IGh

#i miss you #dolette #lesbian art #dankmemes #captain rex #chicken #stardust crusaders #femboii #karen gillan #sex photos #emison #big bang theory #parks and recreation #perfect butt #countryside

[process-thought-more]

#chicken #stardust crusaders #femboii #sex photos #emison #lamp #30 seconds to mars #sorry for being depressing #life #rp #empires smp #4norexi4 #btsgif #riordanverse

[separatist-apologist]

I have 15k words (4 chapters) of arranged marriage erina I can post for romance week, or I can finish first person food blogger elain. I'm a slut for your approval, so let me know which you prefer

#i can do food blogger elain for elain week #and if it helps chapter 4 of the erina fic does feature some unhinged sex pollen #not to sway your decision- food blogger elain has henrietta #pretty even matchup #i guess it depends- do you want to see lucien harassed by a chicken or eris harassed by a woman?

[chaos0pikachu]

so I saw a post that was like “which NC were better kinnporsche or love in the air” and it made me think about sex scenes in BL/GL in general right, so like I know everyone jokes about kinnporsche being the “fuck nasty” show and like it is but it’s also closer to erotica than smut which is what love in the air leans more towards. now before ppl get all twitterpated and shit calm down i’m NOT saying lita is “bad” b/c it’s smutty. smut in general has a bad reputation b/c America is a puritanical society and most smut based romance media (like novels and film) are geared towards women but smut as a sub-genre of romance isn’t inherently a bad thing it’s just A Thing 

my point is there’s a scale when it comes to NC scenes that I’ve noticed especially in more recent years, you have shows that lean more towards erotica - sexually explicit, but also with a focus on sensuality and passion -  and other shows that are like, let’s go to pound town and have fun with it. Both are 100% valid, I don’t think either is “better” than the other they can coexist not everything is a competition

here’s a visual example of what I’m talking about: 

forgive how messy my bisexual graph is but on one end you have Kinnporsche which are on the extreme end of Erotica: there’s nudity, and clear explicit sexual activities happening but there’s also an emphasis on passion, sensuality and emotion. 

Take the infamous handjob scene in KP, yes they fucking nasty in Vegas bathroom rip Vegas taking those L’s but also there’s a focus on the line of Porsche’s waistline, there’s the close up of their faces as they find ecstasy, and the scene doesn’t end in climax but in an embrace with the camera lingering on their emotions. 

In comparison to something like, LITA where the sex is much more straightforward (but no less good or whatever! again this isn’t a competition!!! both work and both are valid) there’s not a LACK of passion in LITA it’s just presented in a more straightforward manner. 

You could argue that the real different between erotica and smut is how pretentious you wanna be and I implore y’all to argue that b/c I love seeing literary ppl get cranky lmaoooooo

Then you have shows like Big Dragon, contains nudity and the music etc it’s going for erotica - personally don’t think it fully accomplished that goal due to editing but it tried! - similarly Moonlight Chicken went for a more erotic and sensually route but kept it very, very tame so it leans more towards that middle section which is like, there’s the acknowledgement of sex happening but that’s kinda it. It’s acknowledged, Dean wants to bone Pharm, Pharm’s shy about it, they bone but it’s extremely non-explicit (which is ALSO fine again no competitions here) meanwhile on the other end of the scale you have shows that lean more towards smut, tharntype falls into this while it’s not nearly as explicit as Check Out or LITA it has That Vibe like if Mame was allowed and if MewGulf were down it probably would’ve been more explicit but overall it was just really horny. 

I forgot to add Cutie Pie into the mix to which I woulda put it probably between UWMA and Moonlight Chicken, it also goes for a more sensual route but keeps things extremely tame in terms of presentation. Like yeah there’s tongue kissing but the energy is pretty tame

anyways

#big dragon the series #kinnporsche #moonlight chicken #tharntype #love in the air series #lita the series #chaos pikachu speaks #this isn't a this is good this is bad take #I can't emphasize this enough b/c ppl always be reading into shit #it's a here are two different styles of sex in media #here's the different ways these things are explored in media #and that's interesting! #chaos pikachu metas

[burythecarnival]

🎶 everybody wants to be a cat

because a cat's the only cat who knows where it's at

tell me everybody's pickin' up on that feline beat

'cause everything else is obsolete 🎶

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happy kitty day! 🐾 today is a PURRFECT day to show love to some of your favorite content creators:

@frankieglam • @godshideouscreation • @subpixie420 • @dream-cake • @subbykitsune • @mrsbigbootyminx • @kissesfromkenz • @xhazy-babyx • @ladydabigale • @burythecarnival

(special appearance by clover the cat 🐈‍⬛🍀)

#psp psp psp! #kitty day #my tumblr family #collab #gorgeous mutuals #cat day #look at all those chickens #support content creators #support sex workers #lgbtqia

[starreseyer]

Pizza for your favourite winged wolf? Please?

#cryptten #furry #furry art #fursona #oc #wolf #shes holding a bruschetta pizza with grilled chicken its better than sex and sex is pretty damn good

[wetchickenbreast]

ppl on tumblr are so weird about sex

#so many of you talk about sex the way middle schoolers do #chicken scratch