#crack ish

[miraculousfanworks]

Chat shows up at Marinette's balcony the night after Kwamibuster:

Chat: Hey Ladybug! You did a good job today!

Marinette: (slight panic) What are you talking about? You literally saw me standing right next to Ladybug today! Ha ha, me as Ladybug? No way!

Chat: Well, when you said Ladybug gave you the Mouse Miraculous so you can help rescue Tikki and Plagg, I thought to myself: "That doesn't make sense. Why would Ladybug get another Miraculous and give it to someone else instead of using it herself?"

Marinette: Uh...

Chat: But then I realized that if all those Kwamis were there, then maybe Ladybug just stayed behind to wear the other Miraculouses.

Marinette: Well...

Chat: But when you de-transformed next to Ladybug, neither of you were wearing those other Miraculouses, and I thought to myself: "That's odd." But then I remembered that I thought you could be Ladybug earlier and Plagg was like "What? No way?" like he was denying something. So I figured that what I saw must be an illusion to make me think Marinette isn't Ladybug since after today it's pretty clear me and Ladybug go to the same school.

Marinette: We do? (realizes what she just said) I mean you do! You! I'm really not Ladybug!

Chat: I didn't say anything at the time since Ms. Mendeleiev was still in earshot and we don't want to risk anyone else knowing your identity, but now the cat is out of the bag, I might as well show you who I am now. Claws in! (de-transforms) Surprise, Bugaboo! It's me, Adrien!

Marinette: (faints)

#submission #miraculous ladybug #marinette dupain cheng #adrien agreste #ladybug #chat noir #kwamibuster #prompt #smart adrien #crack ish

[redjaybird]

"I don't think the kid should check Jake's, either, tbh. Or Johnny's."

#dash comm #crack ish

[walker-extended-universe]

Send me character and I’ll do the thing!

#walker #walker: independence #crack ish

[retconned-royalty]

If Damon is your Daddy, drop him a happy Father's Day ask

#or if you WANT him to be your daddy #happy sinday #crack ish

[shootingxstardust]

Archen is sitting there, mouth wide open. it wants food. Feed Archen. Now.

"What do ya want? One of my fingers?" Rose proceeds to put her index claw in Archen's mouth, seeing if the strange creature would bite it.

#linklewinklewoman #ask #Black Rose Shooter #crack ish

[writers-dilemma]

Pls love me and my trope salad! ☺️

#yennaia #yennaia fic #yennaia fanfic #yennefer x tissaia #tissaia x yennefer #tissaia de vries #yennefer of vengerberg #ao3 #ao3 fic #and they were roommates #TROPES #fluff #crack ish

[scienceroach]

" This Valentine's shit is just a waste a' time and money -- propaganda from companies ta' make more money off some miserable fucks who think buyin' gifts is a suitable courtship ritual- "

" So...do you NOT want this chocolate heart in the shape of an actual human heart ? "

" GIVE. "

#🧪 // darling ; you are already in my veins / others: daniel james winston #🧪 // whatever mad scientist made you ; he really went all out / ic #crack ish #but THESE FUCKERS /silly

[ominouspuff]

Repurposing GAR armor towards the end of pulverizing wrinkly Sith

— A guide by CC-1010, ecstatically-ex-marshal commander of Coruscant

A what-if au featuring the Corries pulling all-nighters fueled on caf alone to study republic law, Fox providing his own dubious legal representation resulting in the wildest civil court case in Republic history, and, they can only pray, formidable and clandestine cooperation within GAR high command’s clone contingents via a small-scale GAR-approved candy brand

#fan art #star wars fanart #artists on tumblr #star wars: the clone wars #commander fox #fix it au #ish #It Gets Worse Before It Gets Better AU #rebel!Fox #Implied (because the artist says so and has hc’s): Rebel!GAR #crack treated seriously #Repurposing GAR Armor AU

[aterlupus]

He’s cracking a very large bottle of vodka open by the fire.

#come help him drink it or he'll drink it all by himself #Open RP #rp starter #crack ish #sort of

[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

haha just kidding, nothing is free!

100 bucks. fork it over.

#the drowning is metaphorical. #Its A Metaphor. #lovingly kissing his forehead and then dropkicking him into a volcano <3 #on my hands and knees Please let things go so so badly for him #Please break him i want to hear him in utter emotional agony god Please- #crack that comedy mask pleaaassseeeee take a sledgehammer to it- #Sorry. Sorry. normal. im normal about him #the cuteness aggression is jumping tf out rn #well. is it Cuteness aggression? i mean he Is very cute but hm... affection aggression... #what can i say i want to see my favs put through agonies and horrors #its like the best character advice i ever did see! characters are like geodes! ya gotta break em to see whats inside... #AND BABEY! I WANT THAT FUNNYGUY SHATTERED! #scribble garnish #barnaby b beagle #welcome home #welcome home puppet show #scopophobia #as always im not the Happiest with what ive made but!! i dont Dislike it so thats something! #it was... fun. ish #it was fun until i started doing the text <3 #i was practicing a more uhhh shrimplified style yk. more slapdash #and i blinked and then this was on my screen! #im not upset about it :]c

[loonybun]

whumper who literally just uses an immortal whumpee as an organ farm. like yes we love to see an entrepreneur on the black market! make those profits!

#whump community #whump #crack whump #ish #whumpblr #whump writing #whump prompt #sadistic whumper #medical whump #lab whump #immortal whumpee

[devildom-moss]

Bubble wrap

(MC with popping candy edition joints)

Satan: You’re always hanging out with Solomon, MC; why is that? I even spotted you two on a walk together this morning.

Solomon: Don’t tell me you’re jealous of little old me, Satan. What can I say?

MC: Well, you know, birds of a feather click together.

Solomon: You mean stick?

MC: No. I meant what I said. I’ve heard you do a squat, man. Your joints pop like a roller coaster cart ascending a vertical drop. My guy, you click. Same boat though.

Satan: I was going to ask if you two were having sex, but now I’m just thinking about bubble wrap.

MC: . . .

Solomon: MC, want to go pop some bubble wrap with me?

MC: If you turn that into a thing, you’ll be popping your own bubble wrap.

#satan #solomon #gn!mc #obey me #obey me chat text #a little self indulgent joke as someone who has one knee that creaks a little #obey me satan #obey me solomon #obey me crack #also yes I'm working on the next request but it's heavy-ish and a bit longer than I expected

[walker-extended-universe]

*resisting the urge to go make a million screenshots of tom and his softness around teresa so that i actually finish the damn scene i’m writing*

#crack ish #i scream into the ether #and no one hears me

[cheebuss]

How about soldier warrior cats? Pls 🥺

Super late but STARCLAN BLESS MURICA'!!!

#cheez rambles #my art #fanart #fandom character #my design #crack #crossover #warrior cats #catified #team fourtrees 2 #tf2 soldier #tf2 solly #// I LOVE THEM!!! #// do not take their respective helmets its the source of all their powers #// also both small-ish but units!!

[shootingxstardust]

@special-delivery-in-blue​

“Um.. Hello?” Klonoa tilted his head. What is this strange beast that was lacking fur?

#crack ish #Klonoa of the Wind

[difeisheng]

thinking about cryptid little forensic anthropology professor li lianhua who wears cardigans with converse and shows up 10 minutes late with a matcha latte every class, but will then proceed to sit on the desk swinging his feet and drop an absolute banger of a lecture without notes or looking at slides (he does have slides, and amazingly they're both legible and genuinely informative). baby future archivist fang duobing is in his class, and Technically this is outside of his focus in the anthropology major he's doing to get there but hey, counted credits are counted credits, and he may as well apply the time he's spent watching elementary and listening to true crime podcasts to something. except all he actually ends up doing is develop a massive infatuation on his cute sweet professor who intersperses all his lectures with pictures of his dog, and his friends are stuck hearing about it because "don't you understand the struggle, guys, going to office hours won't get anywhere because it's really hard to find an opening to flirt when the topic being covered this week is trauma analysis of cranial fragments". it doesn't stop fang duobing from showing up to them anyway, though, because getting li lianhua to go on about some niche and random topic over the tea he always offers, just the two of them, is a beautiful thing. even the pictures of him and his admittedly stunning husband crowded on his desk can't take down the smile fang duobing has on whenever he leaves. sure it really is a puppy crush but hey a boy can dream

#sorry this was supposed to be crack ish and then ended up kind of sweet #this is therapy for me in these trying times #btw su xiaoyong is llh's ta for this class and she is NOT impressed at xiaobao's crush #also guys i haven't watched elementary but i know that lucy liu as joan watson would've Done something to xiaobao's brain chemistry #mysterious lotus casebook #fanghua #li xiangyi #fang duobing #ashton originals #forensic anth au