Textbook evolution of the daddy issues is me crushing on Hotch in my twenties after being madly in love with Reid in highschool.
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growing up is realising that spencer reid was always hot
maturing is realising that aaron hotchner was also fine as fuck the whole time
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yall is just me or does david rossi lowkey have the same vibe as manny from ice age?
do they look alike? is it the hair swoop? idk but it’s SOMETHING
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Y/N: I need someone to take me out already
Derek: Like on a date or with a sniper?
Y/N: Either works but at this point I rather a sniper
Hotch: Do I need to have you evaluated?
Elle, texting Penelope to ask how much a hitman costs:
Spencer, texting Penelope to ask her for tips on how to ask you out:
Penelope, very confused at the two types of text she got: ???
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Ok so I have an idea for a request, text format, basically Hotch and fem!reader are dating (the team doesn’t know about it) and basically Hotch likes spoiling the crap out of her, buying her stuff, he trusts her so sometimes he’ll give her his card to buy stuff, so what if one time she forgets to return it or she hasn’t had time to yet and one of the team members see it in her phone case or in her wallet and are wondering why she has Hotch’s card and start connecting the dots or something. Sorry if that didn’t make any sense I’ve been thinking about this all day and can’t get it out of my mind.
━ Spoiled
summary: hotch likes to spoil his girl and the team connects the dots.
warnings/pairings: hotch x BAU!fem!reader, established relationship, sugar daddy hotch AFFF (i’m melting), swearing, like one suggestive comment?, use of y/n, the team bullying each other.
thank you so so much for your requesttt!! love u so so much and i’m so sorry that it took so long for me to write it!!
GUYS I WROTE SOMETHING AGAIN! WHO CHEERED?? anyways fic under the cut!
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she's a 10, but she'll drop everything to watch a criminal minds episode that she's already seen hundreds of times before
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#Queerminal Minds + Text Posts (25/∞)
→ Sapphic Edition
↳ For more queer CM posts follow @queerminal-minds
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I watched like 4 episodes of Criminal Minds right before going to bed and then my dream was in the style of a Criminal Minds episode. It was regular life, no murder or anything, but it felt like it was directed/written by the Criminal Minds team-
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rewatching cm, and elle greenaway is such a tragic character. being brought into the bau just to be told time and time again that she’s not good enough, not ready, too impatient, too much of a woman. “show some leg” she’s told in the first episode, during the first time she gets to prove herself in a job she’s coveted for god knows how long, words that she, you, and i all know would never dare be raised against a male agent. and then, just as quickly as she got the job, it’s stolen from her. the price of trusting her gut and saving countless women from a lifetime’s worth of painful, violating memories is her ability to help anyone else under the law. and her parting gift? ptsd, after being stalked and shot in her own home, the one place that’s supposed to shut out the horrors that created her livelihood. objectified, brutalized, abandoned. i love you, elle greenaway <3
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Criminal Minds 14.5 'Tall Man'
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that episode of criminal minds where the local police department is so convinced it’s a ghost that they exhume the grave of the killer and in true pretty little liars fashion the casket turns out to be empty and hotch has to convince them ghosts aren’t real
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━ Mommy
summary: jack outs reader and hotch’s relationship to the team.
warnings/pairings: hotch x BAU!fem!reader, swearing, mentions of jack coping with the events including haley, mentions of drinking, established relationship.
i apologize this one is so long omd 😭
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