#crouched down

[theohasthoughts]

after a particularly athletic spider was removed from the premises —

dad: its the liam neeson of spiders

dad (supposedly imitating a spider imitating liam neeson): ɪ ʜᴀᴠᴇ ᴀ ᴘᴀʀᴛɪᴄᴜʟᴀʀ sᴇᴛ ᴏғ 𝑠𝑘𝑖𝑙𝑙𝑠

#i need you to imagine him saying this in the most cursed voice #also he was like #crouched down #arms at 90 degree angles #i think this experience solidified my suspicion that this man is whatever the opposite of neurotypical is #liam neeson #taken (2008) #dad jokes? #dad jokes #spiders #house spider #theo’s thoughts

[jedi-starbird]

Obi-Wan: oh? who's this?

Cody, who's been carting around an orange cat he found sleeping in Obi-Wan’s discarded robe all day, and assumed that his general had been transformed due to standard Force Bullshit™️: ...no one. apparently.

#Cody just picks up this ginger kitty like ah yes my general just another day with the 212th #the orange cats stupidity only reinforces his belief that its obi wan #the cat stays though and obi wan ends up having a very serious conversation with him #crouching down like hey. hey. thats MY commander kitty. i was here first. 😤 #obi wan kenobi #commander cody #star wars

[james-sunshine-potter]

Evan and Barty would constantly cuss James out for ‘domesticating’ Regulus.

Once Regulus was a cold bitch, but now Regulus smiles and blushes and talks about butterflies being in his stomach.

Sure, they didn’t like Regulus being a bitch, but he was their bitch. And they would like that back.

#Sirius wouldn’t shut up about how Regulus was doing the same to James #or stealing James away from him #‘he was mine first!’ #I can hear that echoing down school hallways #but they would definitely blame James for Regulus turning soft #james potter #regulus black #sunseeker #starchaser #jegulus #regulus x james #james potter headcanon #barty crouch junior #evan rosier #james x regulus #jegulus headcanon #jegulus brainrot #jegulus incorrect quotes #rosekiller #maurder era #jsp headcannon #jsp- marauder era #jsp- jegulus

[dangoulains-devotion]

#FF7 #FF7R #FF7 Rebirth #Final Fantasy VII #Final Fantasy VII Rebirth #aerith gainsborough #barret wallace #my favourite synergy ability... solely for the animation its so cute and cool #sorry papa wallace for i am 1) not good at drawing facial hair and 2) was not mentally strong enough to draw your gun #one day i will but today was not that day #i worked on this for 9 hours straight it got to a point i zoomed out and was like why doesnt this look right #and it was bc i forgot his tattoo....... he's naked iwthout that #also i've never tried to do comic-y explosions and text before so i kind of just looked at clip art for reference and then yolo'd it #i hope it doesnt look terrible i've decided i no longer care to fret over it #i need you to understand that if you were to zoom out the camera on this photo #barret is proper crouched down and aerith is standing on a pile of books #so that they could attain a pose where she is leaning on his shoulder #I FORGOT MY OWN ART TAG bro im so tired #my art #<- i am moonlight elegy on twt

[hayden-christensen]

HAYDEN CHRISTENSEN 'Imperial March: March to May the 4th’ event at the Empire State Building | March 21, 2024

#hayden christensen #hchristensenedit #haydenchristensenedit #swcastedit #sw cast #star wars #userlumi #starwarsblr #flashing tw #flashing gif #*mine #*2024 #*gifs #how the hell do they deal with all the flashes oml #but also AHHHHHH the crouching down one outside is SOOO FUNNY ASDFLKJAHS #his smile is literally EVERYTHING

[mothmanavenue]

to that bloodshed, crimson clover, uh huh, the worst was over, my hand was the one you reached for all throughout the great war

#voltron #they’ve thrown down their weapons their helmets are lying sideways on the ground the battle is won their people are safe #the battles over the shields are down hes crouched on the floor panting and he looks up expecting to see stars but instead he sees the sun #song: the great war by taylor swift #voltron fanart #voltron legendary defender #vld #vld fanart #klance #lance mcclain #keith kogane #klance fanart #vld lance #klance voltron #klance voltron fanart #klance art #soft klance #post war klance #vld klance #keith kogane fanart #keith voltron #keith voltron fanart #lance mcclain fanart #lance voltron #lance voltron fanart #lance mcclain voltron fanart #keith kogane voltron fanart

[pandeesall]

Black cat chef and his Golden Retriever waiter

#the pet pairing ever #last doodle before i sleep #dead plate #dead plate fanart #dead plate rodent #dead plate vince #dead plate rody #dead plate rody x vincent #vincent charbonneau #rody lamoree #pretend vince is crouching down since hes canonically taller than rody #dee.art

[solargeist]

guy thats been in a desert for a month, dehydrated and exhausted, killed his boyfriend with his bare hands . but his angel mum is proud

#my art #grian #evoAU #3rd life #sketching #im kind of obsessed with Her caressing his face bc Her hands r so big. they're not very soft. Talons. #but thats Her bébé tho. gotta squeeze his face #the way She always crouches down to his height (what you do with kids)

[fruity-phrog]

I don't know which part of this line is the funniest bit to me - the fact that it was Bubblegum's yaoi counterpart that got to say it, the fact that Adventure Time canonically referenced SpongeBob, the deadpanned emotionless way he said it, the fact that I knew gay shit would happen the second I saw Scarab's Pose or the fact that it happened in the first place. Either way, great job all around guys. You had me literally on the floor. Literally.

#fionna and cake #gary gumball #adventure time #cedar crap #no you don't understand #I spent a good five minutes reacting to that line #I was on the floor #crouched with my forehead on the floorboards #my reaction was definitely way too dramatic #and yet it was authentic #because when Scarab turned up with his fucing leg up like THAT #my brain went GAY SHIT IS ABOUT TO GO DOWN #and I was fucking right

[likeprongstostars]

every day thinking abt them and what they could have been... but they are dead

+ attempt as some decent background but ive been too lazy to draw backgrounds lately

#posting this here first bc insta is down and tumblr will never betray me like that #marauders fanart #marauders era #marauders #regulus black #evan rosier #barty crouch jr #dorcas meadowes #pandora lovegood #slytherin skittles #my art

[nerdpoe]

AU where Jason went to the Titans Tower to beat the shit out of Robin, not kill him. Tim misunderstands and plans accordingly.

Tim thinks that Red Hood wants to kill him, full stop.

So when Red Hood shows up, the absolute second power gets cut, Tim swallows a slow acting little pill.

He gets into a fight with Red Hood, and just as Red Hood is about to take off his helmet to reveal...something, who cares what, the pill kicks in.

Tim's breathing and heartrate slow to practically nothing.

For all intents and purposes, he's very, very dead.

The pill had a medicine that creates a false state of death, capable of fooling almost anyone if they aren't a Super.

And Jason isn't a Super.

Jason, as far as he is concerned, is now kneeling over the corpse of the latest Robin. A corpse he made.

His biggest mistake.

So he tries to revive the kid, but nothing works. Nothing fucking works.

He knew that going into his Red Hood schtick he'd be turning into a killer, but this was not a death he wanted on his hands.

Then, he makes his second biggest mistake.

He stays too long, trying to revive the kid that stole his mantle.

Nightwing shows up.

Nightwing sees Red Hood, helmet off, crouched over the motionless, beaten body of Robin.

Red Hood gets a fight, alright.

Just not the one he wanted, and with an opponent that is actively attempting to murder him.

@simplestoryteller

#batman au #titans tower au #nightwing #dick grayson #tim drake #robin #red robin #red hood #jason todd #fake death #tim didn't think far enough ahead to consider that he might want to write down somewhere #that he took the pill #and that it'll wear off in like five or six hours #so now nightwing sees the kid he considers his little brother on the floor #not breathing #with the villain that's been alluding to hunting said brother crouched over him #dick is OUT FOR BLOOD #and jason is fucking SO FUCKED UP MAN he didn't come into this with murder on the mind #the little baby bird was putting up a pretty good fight too #right before his body had just #given up #so not only did jason kill a robin #he killed a damn good one #tim wakes up many hours later in the batcave medbay with a grieving bruce sitting next to him #and ah shit #that's what he forgot to do #damn #he was so caught up in the euphoria of figuring out how to give red hood what he wants #and also get one up on him #story prompt

[kiekiecarrera]

1x05 || 3x02 || 3x09

or: Kiara + running into JJ’s arms

#obx #obxedit #outerbanksedit #outer banks #jiara #jiaraedit #usermagda #userlinnea #jackpearcsn #tuserbea #userrobin #userbbelcher #dailynetflix #userserin #otpsource #the 3x09 hug pls the smile on his face right before shes in his arms the way he crouches down so he can catch her better no im not okay #reina makes stuff #obx* #500 #1k

[mylovelookup]

Cattonquick boarding school sweethearts/romeo & Juliet AU

In which Oliver also comes from old money and he and Felix fall in love in boarding school(?). The Quicks and the Cattons have been business partners since Queen Victoria was still kicking so Ollie and Felix have known each other their whole lives (summers and holidays always spent together) but when their family ties are suddenly severed after a hostile fight between their fathers, the boys’ last year at Eton is irrevocably ruined. As a reaction they decide (it was Felix’s idea and he succeeded in cajoling Oliver to agree) to elope run away on the first day of the Christmas holidays (imagine their respective chauffeurs endlessly waiting for them at the school gates lmao) and get married on a whim (also Felix’s idea to somehow "fix" things like ta-da! Can’t separate us now dad, we’re fucking married. Oliver is now a Catton. Family peace restored! No, not really Felix lmao.)

#needless to say they get caught the very next day #maybe they didn’t have much cash left and the only -pace they could’ve slept in for free was the hotel in the area that the Cattons owned #the reception prolly snitched but they both knew they would get caught eventually #also it doesn’t help that they’re the heirs of the richest aristocratic families in England #maybe they keep their marriage secret?it would be smarter to considering the repercussions but also maybe Felix it out first thing? #bc its Felix duh #as a consequence to their little escapade Oliver is pulled out of Eton for the rest of the year and the two of them only get to meet #the next year at Oxford where they have to keep things on the down low since Oliver’s father has threatened to transfer him to Cambridge if #if he’s seen frolicking about with Felix. it’s also difficult when Farleigh is acting as a (well-paid) spy for both parties #although both Jeff and James had sprinkled other eyes on the campus #oooh imagine them trying to hide in the back of the club. making out whilst crouching down behind dumpsters lmaooo #or or or! Felix attempting to throw them off by hooking up with indiabel and Oliver is so jealous he ends up doing the same thing #even tho he prolly knows about Felix’s intentions. (Farleigh doesn’t help with his catty comments about ephemeral love) #highlighting Felix’s well known shallowness. and then Felix gets jealous too so it’s a vicious cycle of pointing fingers at each other hehe #anyway they prolly end up like Romeo and Juliet #I was only supposed to do ONE canvas but got carried away and this shit developed a plot! sedate me #also this layout sucks wtf #saltburn #fanart #my art #felix catton #cattonquick #Saltburn fanart #oliver quick #felix x oliver #cattonquick fanart

[currentlyfandomobsessed]

Okay I just discovered the fact that Barty Crouch Jr. is canonically a Ravenclaw. CAN SOMEONE PLEASE EXPLAIN WHY WE MADE HIM A SLYTHERIN????? WHEN HE'S A RAVENCLAW??? As a Ravenclaw, it makes so much more sense why the Skittles would be friends now. Like Panda and Barty would be friends, but the Rosier twins, but Regulus, BOOM. (idk if that last sentence made sense lmao)

Edit: nvm wikipedia was wrong and it is in fact not canon. We do not know Barty's canon house. I still stand by what I said though: Ravenclaw Barty supremacy!!!!

#barty crouch jr #bartemius crouch jr #ravenclaw barty #rosekiller #evan x barty #slytherin skittles #pandora rosier #rosier twins #regulus black #evan rosier #regulus black kinnie #slay the house down

[skizabaa]

Magma doodles: Glamrock Chica and Roxy Edition!

#skizabaa scribbles #fnaf sb #fnaf #fnaf security breach #glamrock chica #roxanne wolf #fnaf roxy #fnaf glamrock chica #this was my first time drawing roxy! I love them both so much <3 #also roxy is crouched down in that last picture <3 #these might be... from more than a week ago.. <very forgetful #magma doodles

[syn0vial]

most relatable Boba Fett Moment™ in the expanded universe is when he very calmly and curtly walks away from what should be a highly emotional conversation (much to the annoyance and disgust of the person he's speaking to), locks himself in a washroom, then proceeds to have debilitating panic attack for several minutes before standing up, composing himself, and walking out in the exact same unruffled manner like nothing happened :^)

#boba fett #legacy of the force #this scene makes me feel shrimp emotions #like i have my face in my hands laughing but i'm also in so much pain :`D #the description of the panic attack is like. 2 sentences. #and that's the point!! #it's the tiniest‚ briefest glimpse into what's really going on in his head when everybody else thinks he's being a callous bastard as usual #that IMMEDIATELY gets shoved down‚ bottled up‚ and buried under that cold‚ emotionless mask!! #but man... the mental image boba crouched on the floor with his face in his hands‚ trying to stop shaking... it hurts me so bad 😭 #it doesn't have to be like this‚ my man!!! you have a support system now!!!