#destiel theories

[church-of-lilith]

an eventful january 9th

#our flag means death #our flag means death s2 #destiel #supernatural #matpat #game theory #stede bonnet #ed x stede #blackbonnet #izzy hands #YouTube

[hole-in-the-bottom-of-my-brain]

CHAT IS THIS REAL

#matpat #game theory #INSANE. #IM FJDLHFJVBD #destiel meme #i should tag that. yeha

[strawlessandbraless]

There were things...people, feelings that he wanted to experience differently than he had before. Or maybe even for the first time

#this is my roman empire #and also my Pompeii #dean deserved better #chuck won theory #spn #profound bond #dean winchester #destiel #castiel #insane show for insane people #deancas #supernatural #misha collins #jensen ackles #lgbtqia #spn crack #lgbt #spn memes #supernatural memes #destiel meta #spn meta #supernatural meta

[ssopimir]

thank you matt, steph

#matpat #game theory #destiel meme

[what-fandom-again]

Sam: let's play a game. It's called "Baby or Cas."

Jack: Whats that?

Sam: I tell you quotes I've heard Dean say, and you tell me if he was talking to the impala or Cas

Dean, rolling his eyes: Ha ha ha, Sam. Very funny

Crowley: Fine, moose. I'll partake in your little "game".

Sam: "If anything happens to you, I'm killing everyone involved and then myself".

Jack:

Dean:

Crowley: Oh dear, this was harder than I thought

#this was probably done before #but i dont care #sam winchester #dean winchester #castiel #cas #destiel #incorrect quotes #jack winchester #crowley #fergus crowley #spn #supernatural #big bang theory #brooklyn 99

[bxndit-bunny]

#matpat #game theory #destiel confession

[bedlund]

romantic theory print copy/graphic novel. all pictures from national geographic 1972-2007

(more pages under the cut)

#WELL it’s over. shout out to lulu dot com my only friend lulu dot com. fuck i’m so happy with how this turned out the printing quality is #flawless ahhhh. <- guy who loves objects #destiel #rt #romantic theory #fanbinding #myedit #me.txt

[underwhelmingalchemist]

X

#i wish him the best #thank you for years of theories #matpat #matthew patrick #game theory #destiel #supernatural #spn

[catsconflictscopicsandchamomile]

Cas is alive and in the Good Omens universe, because Heaven pulled him out of The Empty (as they have done many times before) on September 8th, 2022, and sent him to England to record the death of Queen Elizabeth II.

...and yes. this is supported by actual religious lore.

#september 8th #queen elizabeth #cas #supernatural #spn theory #tumblrcore #spn crack theory #tinhatting #chuck won theory still counts here btw #castiel #destiel #spn #esoterica #lore #good omens #good omens x spn #hail hillywood hail gaiman.jpg

[destiel-wings]

WAIT WHY DID I ONLY NOW REALIZE THAT THE WINCHESTERS SEASON FINALE IS CALLED "Hey, That's No Way to Say Goodbye" ?????

#the winchesters #the winchesters prequel #the winchesters cw #spn #destiel #supernatural #dean winchester #getting castiel back #castiel #deancas #new clown theory #the winchesters theories #SCREAMING??????? #here's my tears of a clown okay #take them #shameless clowning #get in the clown car with me #they literally had a clown episode right before the season finale..... #WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO WITH THAT

[romavitae]

Okay so let’s do another poll because I forgot to add half of tumblr history in the last one

#i love democracy lol #poll #polls #tumblr polls #meme #destiel #goncharov #blorbo from my shows #horse plinko #shoelaces #color theory #do you like the color of the sky

[theshippirate22]

I have a theory

listen up bitches (gender neutral) (affectionate) i’ve been cooking this for an incredibly long time and i’m very very excited to share it but it is gonna be long so i’m putting it under a cut

my theory is that there has been a new set of archetypes created by popular m/m media either in canon or coding and i would love if it was more widely recognized by a distinct name so here we go:

I present to you: The Mirrorball x Running Up That Hill Boyfriends™️ Theory

i need to preface this by saying that i am absolutely not an english major or expert but i have done so much analysis that i’m 98% positive i’m on to something here

so usually mlm ships- at least in my experience- get boiled down into typical Grumpy x Sunshine, Golden Retriever x Black Cat, or like. Babygirl x Badass. and i hate that because those are like really watered down hetero romance stereotypes and i think queer people deserve to get our own archetypes instead of trying to force queer characters into prepaid boxes but that’s a story for another day so:

basically, all content with widely accepted mlm ships (even if they are more in coding than in canon) has this pattern with the ship that fits into Mirrorball x Running Up That Hill

(name pending- open to suggestions)

Boyfriend No.1 of course is the epitome of Mirrorball by Taylor Swift (i know, i know. bear with me here). He’s constantly trying to prove himself and his worth and usually he’s driven to hide or overcome 1-3 specific and intense insecurities/character flaws. He often has innate loyalty to a system or person who has repeatedly abused/neglected/abandoned him and thinks that this treatment is a result of his own character rather than a reflection of the abuser. In relation to the plot and audience, this is the “more dangerous” of the two because he’s so desperate to hold onto the status quo that he’ll often act in a way that makes things more difficult for himself, often by leaving Boyfriend No. 2, sacrificing himself, or doing “the wrong thing.” He also commonly has an older male figure that is breathing down his neck constantly, haunting his perceived inadequacies, and fueling his self-loathing. He’s constantly mischaracterized because he’s either boiled down to “the silly one” or a visage of his trauma and the people that relate to love these characters are usually extremely sad people. Usually this character is also the “mean girl” of the couple.

Examples of the Mirrorball boyfriend: Dean Winchester, Aziraphale, Stede Bonnet, Lucius Spriggs, Sherlock Holmes, Eddie Munson, Mike Wheeler, Prince Rupert, etc.

Boyfriend No. 2 then, is the Running Up That Hill Boyfriend, based of course, on the song by the same name by the perfect Kate Bush. He’s the one that’s seen The Horrors™️ and gained a layer of cynicism that Mirrorball doesn’t have. He was once loyal to something that used/hurt him but he rejected it and used his newfound freedom to restructure his entire personality and reach his much higher potential. Usually, he has passed so far from having a few insecurities to perceiving himself as utterly worthless and unlovable but he’s so convinced that it doesn’t even haunt him, he just goes with it and usually comes off looking overly-confident or cocky. This is The Bitch (affectionate)™️. There’s probably a scene of him covered in blood. This is The Girls’ favorite blorbo and ultimate whump. He tends to be really good with kids and he’s the kind of character that would and often has to CLAW a life out for himself by his fingernails.

Examples of the Running Up That Hill Boyfriend: Castiel, Crowley, Ed Teach, Black Pete, John Watson, Steve Harrington, Will Byers, Prince Amir, etc.

unfortunately i haven’t seen a lot of popular queer stuff so if you can think of other mlm or mlm shaped characters that fit into these archetypes please please please tell me

i’m specifically curious about:

-Hannigram (Hannibal)

-Buddy (911) (@criminally-obsessed if you would mind weighing in but obviously no pressure)

-Lokius (Loki) (@henderdads same thing)

-Any of the marauders but specifically WolfStar

-Stucky (MCU)

-RWRB (i’m so sorry i don’t remember the guys’ names)

-Nick and Charlie (Heartstopper)

-What We Do In the Shadows has one I think?

-literally anyone else please and thank you 🙏🙏 love you all

if you want like explicit examples of each piece for a character lmk for sure because i could talk about this all day long

#shut up jay #mlm thoughts #mlm #mxruth theory #steddie #ineffable husbands #lupete #gentlebeard #destiel #johnlock #byler #hannigram #lokius #wolfstar #red white and royal blue #heartstopper #what we do in the shadows #911 #buddy #stucky

[strawlessandbraless]

Known panty wearer Dean Winchester deserved to get his shit rocked by Angel of the whored Castiel instead of getting tetanus in that damn barn. Babygirl got nailed in all the wrong ways. Wayward son is so wayward done

#supernatural #spn #dean winchester #destiel #castiel #deancas #netflix #misha collins #jensen ackles #spn crack #chuck won theory #spn 15x20 #15x20 #15x20 carry on #lgbtqia

[bloodydeanwinchester]

also only 1 gets to happen so if you choose empty rescue then dean still dies in the barn, blurry wife still happens ect

#pleeeease dont let w* find this 🤞 #spn #dean winchester #castiel #destiel #saileen #chuck won theory #spn polls #jenna.poll

[castieldelamancha]

i do believe the 'morning sunshine' moment wasn't like a one time thing, dean was so just so happy every time he found out that cas was still around in the bunker when morning came that he simply kept forgetting he wasn't supposed to use petnames to refer to him

#destiel #just a theory 😌 #just calling cas romantic stuff with a joking tone just in case

[unhinged-jackles]

inside you there are two wolves. one wants an spn/destiel reunion and the other does not because it knows it would never be as good as the fanfictions

#happy 5th #chuck won theory #supernatural #spn #castiel #dean winchester #misha collins #jensen ackles #destiel