#drunk kaeya

[moraxsthrone]

drunk!kaeya strutting past you in the tavern, giving you the bedroom eye. were it not for the eyepatch, you'd notice his wink. he smiles, tilting his chin up as if to say hey, girl right as he walks into a wooden beam, his arms suddenly flailing as he fights to keep his balance. he manages to recover, doing his best to play it off and be cool, crossing his arms as he leans against the offending obstacle. only, he miscalculates and stumbles sideways, nearly falling into a chair in the process.

"i see you're in top form tonight, brother," diluc snarks as you try not to laugh too hard at the fallen knight.

#i'm sorry #idek wtf this is #kaeya and i have been drinking again you see #true story #i almost walked into a doorframe while trying to look cute and projected the embarrassing moment onto the town drunk #i love you kaeya 😘 #kaeya #kaeya alberich #i can't with the visual i'm gonna pee #kaeya and i would paint the town red together #kaeya crack #genshin crack #genshin impact crack #drunk kaeya #somebody call this man a rickshaw

[zhongvenbrainrot]

I love the image of Kaeya and Rosaria being drinking buddies with Venti for many reasons but mainly because imagine you find out your friend you get shitfaced with at least once a month (who has a concerning tolerance for his size) is God.

God who to your knowledge previously had aided in the destruction of your entire nation of origin and who you probably has some conflicted feeling towards for multiple reasons including the fact that for all you know he might want to finish the job with you.

Or God who you’re technically a nun for but hardly know his name enough for prayers and regularly kill people in the name of freedom for his city. Who you also probably have some conflicted feelings towards because where was he when you were kidnapped by criminals and forced to kill?

Venti saw the two adults who have crazy religious trauma and went: yeah they’d be fun to hang out with

#genshin impact #venti #kaeya alberich #Kaeya #rosaria #genshin rosaria #I know Rosaria actually doesn’t get drunk but she does drink so whatever

[syvspalace]

Cant handle the compliments?

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Kaeya x gn!Reader

Content warnings: Fluff, flirting, drunk Reader, shy kaeya, petnames

A/n: I love how kaeya is canonically shy underneath his facade 😍

„That’s not gonna work, love,“ he said, holding back a laugh when you tried to flirt with him. „You’re so clearly drunk.“ You shook your head, scooting closer to him on the couch.

„Do I look drunk to you?“ You asked, your speech slightly slurred.“

„Very.“ he replied

You huffed. „Hey, just because I’m complementing you doesn’t mean that I’m drunk.“ You were still trying to deny it, but the red tint to your face and slurred speech were enough proof for him. „Whatever you say, dear.“ he said and chuckled, shaking his head. You stared at him for a while, mischievously smiling when you got an idea.

„Your eye is so beautiful.“ you suddenly said, surprising him. „Wha-” „It reminds me of the deepest depths of the ocean.“ you interrupted him. The Cherry on top was the little kiss you gave him on his cheek. What has gotten into you? His face became slightly red and he was suddenly rendered speechless. „Ah..thank you.“ he finally said. You warmly smiled at him. „You’re truly the most beautiful man I’ve ever laid my eyes upon. Inside and out,“ You continued, caressing his cheek with one of your hands. „You deserve the universe and everything in it.“ Kaeya could feel his heart flutter, his eyes slightly widening at your sweet words. „Kaeya, you might as well take my heart, it’s already so full of yo-” he covered your mouth with his hand before you could finish your sentence.

That’s when you noticed, that his face was beet red and he was looking away. „That’s..enough. Thank you.“ his voice sounded so shy.

The next morning you woke up with the biggest hangover of your life and a surprisingly shy Kaeya, refusing to leave your side.

This could’ve definitely been better 💀

#genshin impact #genshin kaeya #kaeya alberich #drunk reader #kaeya x gn reader #kaeya x reader #kaeya x male reader #kaeya x drunk reader #genshin impact kaeya #I love this man and I kin him as well 🫶

[moonilit]

Some random stuff

#Genshin impact #kaeya #diluc #crepus #kokomi #jean #lisa #amber #eula #All im saying is kokomi stood against ei and if the story was written well she would have been the hero we all wanted #Thinking about how kokomi would reaaally like her people to ask for independence and if they can go democratic she will vote for it first #Why do they have cross in mond? Who was crossed? #Diluc and kaeya asked to work together #Kaeya isn’t drunk enough for this #Fish groupchat #Kaeya have the elderly and kokomi have the fishes and no one can figure out how they know what they know #Kokomi and kaeya friendship i need to see it #Also color scheme would be nice lol #jean gunnhildr

[yourcrumblingsaikiisnotmyproblem]

Kaeya, drunk: You're like the hot girl that everyone wants.

Diluc, also kinda drunk: I'm the hot girl?

Kaeya: You're the hottest girl

Diluc: I'm the hot girl

Venti, always drunk: Yes you are.

#incorrect quotes #genshin impact #genshin diluc #diluc #kaeya #venti #teen wolf #i headcanon that kaeya and diluc are affectionate and full of praises for each other when drunk #so #venluc #i love venluc #kaeya and diluc #i love their sibling dynamic so much ngl #diluven #venti x diluc #also while i dont necessarily ship kaeluc i dont mind if yall perceive the post that way #i dont think its as much of a proship as its made it out to be #although i prefer them as siblings cause it kinda reminds me of my own and how our dynamic works #kaeya alberich #diluc ragvindr

[kaeyachi]

drunk rambles led to this masterpiece

#im like...really drunk rn #not drunk enoughif i can still draw tho hehehehhehehehehehe #kaeya #kaeya alberich #todoroki #todoroki shoto #zuko #my art

[danafeelingsick]

out of all of the g.enshin men, k.aeya might be the one i'd give the kink™. it just suits him, with how much he talks about drinking wine and how flirty he is.

i just love to imagine him taking a date out for drinks, and of course it wasn't his plan from the start, but what if he accidentally overdid it on the alcohol. then you, his date, would have to, you know, take care of him? hold his hair while he empties his stomach into the tavern's restroom, rubbing his back and holding him so he doesn't fall over or miss the toilet. it seems the booze makes even bolder than what he is usually, the noises he makes are downright shameless, almost like he's overacting them.

he might just let you rub his belly too, whining that his clothes, his corset and leggings, are way too tight, then undoing a button or two. he doesn't miss the way you look at him either. he might lean on you, and let you comfort him after the downright disgusting experience. well, maybe for you. when he's done, he lets you walk him home, resting his head on your shoulders, joking about puking all over you. of course, he has enough control of the situation to not let this happen, even though he is hiccuping and slurring every word. you almost think he might want this to happen~

#all of this to say i've been having emetophilic kaeya brainrot for the longest time #my inbox is always open if you wanna throw any thoughts my way #tw emeto #sick scenario #vomit kink #emeto kink #k.aeya g.enshin i.mpact #sickfic prompts #emetophilia #i guess this classifies as #intox kink ? #tw alcohol mention #drunk puking

[mynameis-a]

kaeya: *says something in khaenri’anh*

venti: *war flashbacks*

#i like to think that sometimes when kaeya gets drunk he starts speaking khaenriahn #(<- totally havent made a kaeluc fanfic based around that one) #just tiredly slipping back into his native language #scares everyone shitless (except for albedo who also knows khaenri’anh and diluc who is used to it) #genshin #genshin impact #kaeya #genshin kaeya #genshin impact kaeya #kaeya alberich #venti #genshin venti #genshin impact venti #venti barbatos

[giuliz-wthappened]

from the Simpsons gag: Homer drunk love letter.

(at first I thought to put Aether only, but let's make Lumine happy too)

#genshin impact #kaeya #kaeya alberich #kaether #kaelumi #kaeya x aether #kaeya x lumine #homer drunk letter

[voidscreamns]

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#i dont think i’ve talked my nonverbal!Diluc hc on here yet #but i keep seeing posts abt disability/chronjcally ill/neurodivergent hcs for genshin characters so here’s one from me #idk i feel like after That Night™️ and being on the run from the Fatui/working with a secret organization #diluc not just learns the ‘value’ of keeping secrets and staying quiet but also internalizes his guilt and trauma of saying smth that could #hurt people #it started with him telling Kaeya that he’s not a Ragnvindr anymore and then is exacerbated by his 3-4 Year Fatui Murder Rampage thru Teyvat #and with all ghat trauma and self-deprecation and paranoia he just. stops talking. #he picks up sign language in Fontaine and still writes but at some point he just stops talking and never speaks again #when he comes back to Mondstadt it was hard to adjust to for both him and the people around him #Kaeya initially assumes that Diluc just refuses to talk to him until he later hears gossip abt how no one has ever heard him speak since he #came back. he goes to Adelinde and/or Elzer abt it and they tell him that they neve even hear Diluc so much as hum or grunt #afterwards everyone changes up real fast— Kaeya and Venti drinking at the bar and seemingly just talking at Diluc but they’re always #observing his reactions and body language even when they’re drunk #Jean tries her best to be patient but she has a hard time reading him bc he’s changed so much in the time he’s been gone #Adelinde & Elzer and the winery staff are the most communicative he’s with— Diluc is far more likely to write with them to communicate #at some point Diluc has a business meeting with some rich dude from Fontaine or smth #Kaeya walks in bc he has an actual important mission thinf to discuss and he sees Diluc and this Fontaine dude and the dude’s wife #moving their hands so fast and with all kinds of gestured and stuff #and it’s the first time Kaeya sees Diluc look so EXPRESSIVE— he’s frowning and raising his eyebrows and mouthing words and all this #and Kaeya just goes ‘what’ #turns out the Fontainian dude is deaf and both him and his hearing wife know sign; she helps interpret this to kaeya for the dude and Diluc #and Kaeya is like ‘oh okay’ and goes to the kitchen like ‘i’ll just wait here till yall are finished’ #and he sees Adelinde and Elzer there with stoic faces and they just. stand there in quiet for so long. #Kaeya finally says ‘…..so. sign language huh’ and Adelinde and Elzer have the most pained looks on their faces #later that week Diluc finds like everyone around suddenly doing basic signs with him #he later learns that the winery has ordered a shitton of signing books from Fontaine and are trying to learn #+ Kaeya and Jean too with help from Lisa bc like dont you know learning several languages is a requirement for graduation from the Akademiya #soon the use of sign starts spreading in Mondstadt— there might be some small communities where they have their own native sign but it’s not #as standardized nor widely known as it is in Fontaine #this is getting really long so I’ll stop here but yeah. nonverbal Diluc who signs fjskdjs

[dizzybizz]

Heyy for the requests, maybe Rosaria giving a piggyback ride to Kaeya, when they go home from drinking? I love your art btw and thabk you <3

he ends up falling asleep so quickly after this lol

(also tysm <333)

#hopefully its legible lmao #todays been a day for real squiggly sketches #and i wanted this one to be very squiggly bc theyre wasted soooo #im weirdly proud of kaeyas shoe in this one #genshin impact #rosaria #kaeya #its them #the two pretty best friends #rosaria would be able to carry him no problem when sober but when drunk..... #they mean sm to me auugh #love the tavern trio <333 #genshin impact fanart #my art #doodle #wahhh out of reqs again RIP #can yall pwetty pwease send character n pokemon duos or smth #ive been thinking sm about pkmn aus today help #sorry do i sound desperate

[ccaptain]

Alcohol is both Kaeya's best friend and worst enemy.

He literally uses it to drown his worst thoughts, but he swings heavily between an happy, singing drunk to a devastatingly sad drunk. He can't win in this aspect either, it's always a lottery that he gambles in knowing that he might lose. Anything, and I mean, anything, to not let the thoughts crush him.

He takes pride in owning a pretty cabinet, possibly taken ( read: he begged Adelinde for it because it was pretty ) from the Dawn Winery, full of the most diverse and colorful bottles, brought to him by traveling friends or given as a gift, containing a variety of drinks: from white rhum to brandy, from a bottle of fire-water acquired by a particulary friendly Fatuus that wanted to thank him for the hospitality in Mondstadt to vermouth, to sparkling pink wine in pretty glittery bottles to his favorite, a big, thick bottle studded with glittering gems, containing a very dry whiskey that he vows to keep sealed until the end of times. This cabinet is his pride and joy, and he'd only ever crack a bottle open for a special guest.

If his relationship with alcohol was only for collection purposes, he'd be way better.

On his days off, during the nights when he's left alone with himself, the guilt, grief and terror come back- and he can't stop them. He tries to fend those off, in his defense. He tackles paperwork, he tidies up home, he takes up cooking a long, complicate dish just to keep his hands and mind busy, he ges to take a long walk and takes up patrolling even when he's not working- but, sometimes, it doesn't work.

This is when the wine comes in, and if somebody was to visit him and manage to get the door open ( good luck: he has three heavy locks on it and a deadbolt with a chain stronger than iron ), they'd find the alarming scene of multiple bottles and multiple glasses over the table and on the floor- with those, the cavalry captain sprawled on the floor, barely conscious and dangerously near alcohol poisoning. There's a few concotions in his nightstand that he can drink to fend off the worst of it- if he manages to crawl over to that. It's a pitiful show, and was anyone that isn't a close friend or a partner to see it, Kaeya would be too embarassed to speak to them ever again.

While in many verses he has gotten better at it and this has either stopped happening or has happened rarely and not as gravely- it's not uncommon for Kaeya to fight a losing battle like this.

#from another realm ━ (ooc) #read me like a book; will you? ━ (headcanons) #alcohol ment ;; #i love sad drunk kaeya that's actually tragic. bro is an alcoholic

[dandelion-wings]

reading through an old abandoned Jean-and-Kaeya piece I was thinking about re-working a scene from for Kaeya's birthday and ending up overwhelmed with fond emotion like. they are so precious to me. I am holding them cupped in my hands close to my chest. I am holding them I am holding them I am holding them they are precious

#mind you i may (like kaeya here) be a little drunk #but still. love them so much <3 #jean and kaeya run this city

[dutybcrne]

A little known fact is Kaeya usually tends to cry out of frustration. Little known, because he tends to be so good at masking it and holding back when it comes to a head, with only Adelinde having been the one he felt comfortable enough to cry around, back in his youth.

Nowadays, he will adamantly refuse to cry in front of anyone, even those he’s closest to. But if one who knows him well enough might happen to witness his lashes seemingly fluttering as he rolls his eyes after a verbal bout with Diluc, they’ll know.

They’ll know.

#hc; kaeya #//He felt comfortable w/ Addie bc he wanted to be strong for Crepus & Luc. She was safe to confide. Nowdays; he feels ashamed to w/ her #//Back as a kid; he only (genuinely out of heavy emotion) cried in front of Crepus and Diluc ONCE; each #//Him crying crocodile tears to get something out of them is a WHOLE different story. But yeah #//Crepus; after he got scolded for going to Sumeru—bc he realized then how much the man cared. Crepus realized what it meant to him; too #//With Diluc; he never once legitimately cried in front of him up until The Confrontation #//Would make faces and almost tear up; at times yeah #//But he TRULY cried only that time; and it wasn’t even BECAUSE of Diluc himself #//It was because of Kaeya's Vision #//Kaeya had already only been in a bit of a spiral over Diluc lashing out & conflict of his loyalties; of Crepus' death & guilt of mourning #//But it’d been made worse by the Vision bc how was it KAEYA got to have a Vision & thus be saved from certain death by the gods #//But CREPUS; the good; kind man who’d taken him in and been nothing but loving to him; & courageous to the end was left to DIE? #//WHY would the gods spare a SINNER and not HIM? #//It had been too much to bear and utterly broke him in that moment; his sobs more akin to screams drowned out by the downpour #//Of others he’d cried in front of; Lisa and Rosaria are the only others. And even then; it's been AWHILE since either event #//Even with the extremely vulnerable moment he had with Jean after Diluc left; he kept it together for her #//Lisa and Rosaria both caught him while drunk and his fears and frustrations (respectively) bubbled right to the surface #//Significant others/close friends will NEVER see him actually cry unless it's MASSIVELY serious. Like; genuinely life-or-death serious #//Anywho BACK to the post's actual subject #//With Diluc; ever since he's come back; Kae gets so easily frustrated with how they can't get along; even if he gets Why it's so #//But it's much rarer for him to actually get upset enough to tear up in the moment; so unless you're LOOKING for it; it goes unnoticed #//Those times tend to coincide with when he up and decides to head out early for whatever reason #//Bc he Knows he's about to break; and thus tries to get away #//It's not really that he doesn't think Luc would care; it's that he Knows the man would be utterly Awful handling it #//And thus Kae would much rather take the L and lick his own wounds alone than let Luc's rep take a hit #//He does cry a LOT more than most people think; but Diluc actually has nothing to do with it then—it's actually over his paperwork #//It frustrates him the most of everything; esp since he'd always struggled with writing and reading; no matter the help he recieved #//In the privacy of his office compared to his lessons as a lad; he's actually able to get his frustrations out #//Which does help LOADS bc he's forced to take a break to cry it out; then continue a lot calmer after he's gotten it out of his system #//It's one of; his not his Only; healthiest coping mechanisms

[cha-lk]

Lumine’s back in town!

#genshin impact #genshin venti #lisa genshin impact #amber genshin impact #diluc genshin impact #lumine #kaeya #jean genshin impact #this took so long oml #kaeya is passed out drunk #and i swear lumine just has juice

[nyxxen-writes]

KaeyaxReader

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Dunno if yall are allergic to this but... 

Wholesome/Fluff stuff :)

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Stumbling out of Angels Share obviously drunk Kaeya was helping you stand, "Y/N I get it, break ups are hard. But you need to stop. Diluc and I actually agree on something and it's that you need to snap the Fuck out of it."

 nodding barely calculating what he said. "Kaeyaa??" He sighed and nods as he helps you walk to your house, "Your so preeetttyyyy~ *Hic* hehehehe" he stops for a second looking at you before shaking his head.

 "Okay Y/N that's enough let's get you to bed" he spoke in a way a person would talk to a child. "Hehehehehehe, whyyy thouughhhhh *Hic*" sighing he opened the door of your house considering he had a spare key just incase.

 "Y/N, your drunk. You need rest and water okay?" Nodding you hugged him closer causing him to stiffen. He picked you up bridal style knowing you couldn't walk upstairs. You stared at him and lifted your left hand.

Tangling your pointer finger in a strande of his hair that was available he just looked at you for a second, "Kaeya?" He looked down and sighed "Yes, Y/N?" You tucked the strande of hair behind his ear.

 "I loOoOvE yOuUu~*Hic*" he stiffened but shook it off. He opened the door to your room and placed you on  the bed, tucking you in. "I'm sure you do. But your drunk so, not right now" he turned to leave.

 "Kaeya! Please.. Don't go?" He looked at you and the genuine concern and sadness in your voice. "I don't wanna be alone again.." You said in a whisper nearly to yourself. Sighing he dragged a chair next to your bed.

He grabbed your hand and started rubbing circles on the back of it, humming a tune you hadn't heard before. It was.. Calming.. He stopped and sighed. You started doing grabby hands and he just chuckled.

 "Fine, I'll stay till your asleep not a moment after. Okay?" You nod as he moved the chair back and layed down in bed with you. Snuggling into his chest his rhythmic breathing and heartbeat sent you to sleep...

Waking up you had a massive headache. To make matters worse you barely remembered what happened last night, you looked over and saw Kaeya in your bed. Panicking, 'SHIT SINCE WHEN DID KAEYA GET HERE!?' "Calm down, I can see the panic in your face. We didn't Fuck" 

Laughing you looked at him. It put you to ease a bit knowing that. You continued staring. The way his bed hair fell perfectly in his face, how floofy it looked to the touch. His face, so beautiful..

 "Staring is rude y'know?" Blushing you turned away to hear him laughing and you could only imagine him giving his usual smirk. "Why? I never said to stop, your cute yourself" did he just read your mind. Looking at him he smiled through half lidded eyes. Cute.

He sat up and gave you a hug. "Hey, do you remember what you said to me?" Confused you shook your head as a 'No' "You said you Loved me. And I want to confirm if it was the alcohol talking or not" blushing you looked at him.

 "I don't know if I'm still drunk but.." He looked at you awaiting what you were gonna say. Instead of words you leaned in and kissed him. His eyes were one of shock but he soon melted into it. 

 pulling away he stared into your eyes. "I'm gonna take that as a 'I love you'?" 

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