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lovelybishop · 1 year
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Character/Fandom List
(Updated February 5th, 2023)
*I DO NOT WRITE FOR CELEBRITIES.
*Strikethrough means currently not accepting requests for said character/fandom
*If you see a character that is not listed, please ask! I’m sure I write for that character, I just forgot to put it on this very long list!
*If you have any questions, please don’t hesitate to ask!
DC Extended Universe
Suicide Squad (2016) / The Suicide Squad (2021)
Abner Krill/Polka-Dot Man, Christopher Smith/Peacemaker, Cleo Cazo/Ratcatcher 2, Floyd Lawton/Deadshot, Harleen Quinzel/Harley Quinn, Rick Flag, Robert Dubois/Bloodsport
Birds Of Prey
Dinah Lance/Black Canary, Harleen Quinzel/Harley Quinn, Helena Bertinelli/The Huntress, Roman Sionis/Black Mask
Fear Street Trilogy
Cindy Berman, Deena Johnson, Heather Watkins. Christine “Ziggy” Berman*,Kate Schmidt, Nick Goode*, Ruby Lane, Samantha Fraser, Simon, Tommy Slater
*Please specify which actor
The Last of Us (HBO)
Joel Miller, Tess Servopoulos
The Good Place
Chidi Anagonye, Eleanor Shellstrop, Janet, Jason Mendoza, Michael, Tahani Al-Jamil
Marvel Cinematic Universe
Movies
Ajak, Alexei/The Red Gurdian, America Chavez, Bruce Banner/The Hulk, Carol Danvers/Captain Marvel, Christine Palmer, Clint Barton/Hawkeye, Darcy Lewis, Doctor Stange Variants, Drax the Destroyer, Druig, Gamora, Gilgamesh, Hela, Hope van Dyne/The Wasp, Ikaris, James “Bucky” Barnes/The Winter Soldier, James “Rhodey” Rhodes/War Machine, Jane Foster, Jimmy Woo, Katy, Kingo, Lady Sif, Loki, Makkari, Mantis, Maria Hill, May Parker, Melina, Natasha Romanoff/Black Widow, Nebula, Nick Fury, Peggy Carter, Peter Parker Variants, Peter Parker/Spider-Man, Peter Quill/Star-Lord, Phastos, Phil Coulson, Pietro Maximoff/Quicksilver, Sam Wilson/The Falcon/Captain America, Scott Lang/Ant-Man, Sersi, Shang-Chi, Sharon Carter, Sprite, Stephen Strange/Doctor Strange, Steve Rogers/Captain America, Thena, Thor, Tony Stark/Iron Man, T’Challa/Black Panther, Valentina Allegra de Fontaine, Valkyrie, Virginia “Pepper” Potts, Vision, Wanda Maximoff Variants, Wanda Maximoff/Scarlet Witch, Wong, Xialing, Yelena Belova
Disney+ Series
*This list is for characters who have not appeared in any movie (with the exception of Captain Carter.)
Agatha Harkness, Bruno Carrelli, Jennifer Walters/She-Hulk, Joaquin Torres, Kamala Khan/Ms. Marvel, Kate Bishop/Hawkeye, Layla El-Faouly/Scarlet Scarab, Madisynn King, Mallory Book, Marc Spector, Mary MacPherran/Titania, Matt Murdock/Daredevil, Maya Lopez, Mobius, Monica Rambeau, Nikki Ramos, Peggy Carter/Captain Carter, Ralph Bogner/”Pietro” Maximoff, Star-Lord T’Challa, Steve Grant, Strange Supreme, Sylvie, Taweret
Agents Of Sheild Series
Melinda May, Grant Ward, Daisy “Skye” Johnson/Quake, Leo Fitz, Jemma Simmons, Lance Hunter, Bobbi Morse, Alphonso “Mack” Mackenzie, Lincoln Campbell, Elena “Yo-Yo” Rodriguez, Deke Shaw
Netflix Series
*I plan on watching all Marvel Netflix Series. Though Because Matt Murdok was in No Way Home and She-Hulk, I still will write for him.
Spider-Verses
The Amazing Spider-Man
Gwen Stacy, Peter Parker/Spider-Man
Into the Spider-Verse
Gwen Stacy/Spider-Woman, Miles Morales/Spider-Man, Olivia Octavius/Doctor Octopus, Peter B. Parker/Spider-Man
X-Men
Alex Summers/Havok, Bobby Drake/Iceman, Charles Xavier/Professor X*,Ellie Phimister/Negasonic Teenage Warhead, Erik Legnsherr/Magneto*,Hank McCoy/Beast*,James “Logan” Howlett/Wolverine, Jean Grey/Dark Phoenix*,Kurt Wagner/Nightcrawler*,Marie D’Ancanto/Rogue, Nathan Sumers/Cable, Neena Thurman/Domino, Ororo Monroe/Storm*,Peter Maximoff/Quicksilver, Psylocke*,Raven Darkholme/Mystique*,Scott Summers/Cyclops*,Wade Wilson/Deadpool, Warren Worthington III/Angel*
*Please specify which actor.
Free Guy
Guy, Millie Ruck, Walter “Keys” McKey
The Office
Jim Halpert, Pam Beesly
Wednesday
Ajax Petropolus, Biance Barclay, Enid Sinclair, Gomez Addams*,Larissa Weems, Marilyn Thornhill/Laurel Gates. Morticia Addams*,Tyler Galpin, Wednesday Addams, Xavier Thorpe, Yoko Tanaka
*Please specify which actor.
Star Wars
Ahsoka Tano, Anakin Skywalker/Darth Vader, Ben Solo/Kylo Ren, Bix Caleen, Bo-Katan Kryze, Boba Fett, Captain Phasma, Cassian Andor, Cobb Wanth, Din Djarin/The Mandalorian, Fennec Shand, Finn, General Hux, Han Solo, Jyn Erso, Lando Calrissian, Luke Skywalker, Obi-Wan Kenobi, Padme Amidala, Poe Dameron, Princess/General Leia Organa, Qi’ra, Reva Sevander/Third Sister, Rey, Rose Tico, Zorii Bliss
Stranger Things
Dustin Henderson, Eddie Munson, Eleven Hopper, Jim Hopper, Jonathan Byers, Joyce Byers, Lucas Sinclair, Max Mayfield, Michael Wheeler, Nancy Wheeler, Robin Buckley, Steve Harrington, Will Byers
*I do not write for Billy Hargrove
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madwomansapologist · 2 years
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being Eleanor Shellstrop soulmate would include
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synopsis: you are Eleanor's soulmate and quickly realize that the Good Place, for you, wont be a paradise
warnings: none :)
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• You can’t say that your first conversation with Eleanor wasn’t surprising but you would be happier if she didn’t told you that she wasn’t meant to be in the Good Place
• Since Michael, a lovely arquitector that show you how paradise was forking amazing, have told you that soulmates are real you we're going nuts about finally being introduced to your
• Michael ask if you could go the tiny house with funny colors after the intro video so both of you could meet, and every step close you we're to the house more anxious you we're about it
• What if you are nothing like your soulmate we're expecting? What if your soulmate was someone you would hate? Michael had told you that soulmates may need two Jeremy Bearimy's to get close and you don't even know what that word means
• But as soons as you see her, you just know that everything would be fine. That it will always be fine
• And then everything went down
• You would never told Michael about the error. Even if the situacion was a pure chaos, the image of Eleanor being tortured forever made you not even doubt about trying to help her
• Okay, you we're human so of course you doubt
"Are you sure you ain't a nazi?" you asked her for the second time.
"Look here you bench, I know that I was a Arizona dirtbag, but don't call me that" Eleanor would have screamed if she wasn't affraid someone hearing you both.
"Okay, I'm sorry, but I just assume the worst. I mean, I could risk my life for a average person, but I am not doing that to someone who, I don't know, was a homophobic."
"Bitch, I am bi" she was at one commentary to snap your neck, so you make the right decision and shut the forking up.
• You and Chidi we're called by Tahani, who wished to make a book club dedicate to appreciate the biggest names in world literature and tought that two academics we're the right team to help her doing this
• The three of you quickly became friends
• Chidi was in peace, he told you that he never felt like that while alive, and just looking for more ways to have fun
• Tahani was a british and that explain a lot about why you didn't like her at the beginning, but after two days hanging out to prepare the book club you realize she was a funny person. You both make yours skin care routine together
• But what really turn your friendship into something more ways the Soulmate-Problem, as you three called
• Chidi's soulmate as just, well, what witchcraft, horror, blood and kids crying would look like in as a human being. That aren't kids in your neighborhood, but if it was then she probably would be happy because she would have someone to take a candy away
• Janyu was silent. Not even one word pronunced since he was a child. Tahani feels so alone
• When y'all are just gossiping about it you almost feel normal. The you remember than probably in two Jeremy Bearimy's, whatever this might mean, the would be happy with their soulmates and you would be alone
• When the first day of the book club happens and the neighbors who participate start reading Frankstein, by Mary Shelley, you understand what Eleanor need to stop being a shirt
• If Frankstein wasn't a mother-forking he would stay by the side of this own creation and teach him about the word and none of the dyings would had happened.
• Of course you didn't view Eleanor as a monster who would hurt people, but that makes you realize that she needs to be teached about how to be a good person. At least how to pretend so no giant shrimp would fly again in the sky. And whos better than Chidi?
• As the days go on and everyone seems to be having the time of their lives, Eleanor come with the ideia of doing something together so you both wouldn't be suspect
• You both pretend to have a date at least once a week. You watch horror movies, talk about your lives, walked along the river
• She was a good company, and even tho she always messed up things and make Michael crazy, she was a funny woman
• And she seems to be the only other person to think that not being able to swear was so annoying. What we're you, five years old?
• You studied with her, that wasn't your area but you we're really affraid that if she give up you both we're end up going to the Bad Place
• Eleanor became more than a job you had to do, she became a friend
• After some fake dates we're you both faked smiles everytime someone walks by your tablet, the smiles became natural
• She gossip about the looks of some people, makes jokes about your own always tense way of being, even help you to be more confident about what you want
"I just can't do this" you said, after trying to immitate her.
"Of course you can!" Eleanor hold your shoulders, making sure you pay attention to her. "You gonna say 'Hey Michael, my friend, I have ideas that can make our neighborhood a Amazing Place and if you are smart you gonna hire me before someone else do it"
You laughed, your chest almost burning about how not you that words felt.
"I would never do that."
"You will." Eleanor was deadly serious.
"Look at me. Why would he say yes to this?"
"All I am seeing is a smart, courageous, funny, brilliant and also" Eleanor made a funny face "forking hot person."
"You think so?"
"Obviously, you don't have a mirror in your home?"
"Not about that you idiot."
• One night, you end up really drunk at a Tahani's party. You we're just having fun, but after a point you realize you better go home. Eleanor stop eating shrimps and take you to her home instead, it was closer to the party and you here almost sleeping. She let you rest in her bed, put a pair of socks on your feets, and let herself fall sleep in the couch
• When you woke up and saw the pair of socks your heart just melted
• After that, you start thinking about your relationship with Eleanor as something you would really like to not have to pretend
• You wished she would like you back, but everything was so confuse and after you start working for Michael it seems like he would find out the truth at any time
• That was a night you almost drop everything and told Eleanor about your feelings, it feels so wrong to see her that way while you we're just a friend to her, but you didn't have the courage
• After she told the truth to Michael, only because you we're forking out about murdering Janet, the mess was even bigger
• Tahani couldn't believe that Janyu was Jason and that both you and Chidi knew that. After a point she forgive you both, in her head everyones soulmate was so complicated that it kinda of makes sense to not told her the truth
• The moment the guys from the Bad Place went to take her, you realize you couldn't live without telling the truth, so you told her everything you feel about her
• She was happy, really forking happy, and by the moment you we're going to kiss eachother the demon let another Eleanor get out of the train
• And that was a mess
• But honestly, you didn't fell like you need to be the New Eleanor lover. You do feel guilted about not being in love with her, she was such a amazing woman and the tought that she might became sad because of you really hurt you, but it didn’t change the fact that you know exactly what you feel for Eleanor
• You asked Chidi what you should do but his reaction was like you we're torturing him
• Tahani didn't helped you, she already had her soulmates problems™
• Michael told you that the New Eleanor was the one for you but you didn't feel right about it and that makes you realize that what matters we're your feelings. If Eleanor goes to the Bad Place, if she gets hurt and you never be able to listen to her laugh anymore, you at least wanna be by her side for the time she have left
• But she already escaped with Jason
• And when she came back everything was a mess, everyone we're screaming and fighting with one another, until the moment she realized what was really happening
• You couldn't believe that this wasn't the Good Place
• But it was true
• While Michael and Shawn talked about what they would do to you, Eleanor give a page with something written to Janet, and completly ignore the others
• She just want to have her first kiss with you.
๑ At her new home, alone because her soulmate only thinks about gym, Eleanor was surprised by a robot lady giving her a paper with her calligraphy on
"Find ..."
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vigsilantes · 3 months
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[On a mission, Adrian and Y/N are trying to find a way out of a building]
Adrian, messing with a locked door: Babe, help me with this door!
Y/N: They said everything’s locked, it’s not gonna open…
[Adrian grabs a lamp and throws it at the door, trying but failing to break the window]
Y/N, whispering: VIG?!?!!
Adrian: What? You know this is how I always get out of escape rooms! If you break enough stuff, they open the door and kick you out!
Y/N, sighing then chuckling: Yeah, yeah you’re right.
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quollstar · 11 months
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Devil in Disguise; ch1
michael (the good place) x reader
warnings: this is a pairing between you and unreformed demon michael, aka before the team cockroach storyline, aka he's evil and mean. what can i say. be mindful that he's going to call you names and stuff so if that makes you upset be careful reading!
notes: there isn't too much actual plot here. basically reader/you are a fifth member of the group of humans michael is torturing. this is somewhere reboot like 300 or something. this work does include use of "Y/N"!
You were pretty sure the Architect was a demon.
It wasn't an easy conclusion to come to. Not at all. And you definitely didn't want to think that, not when you had previously believed you were in Heaven, and believing anything else meant that you were definitely in Hell. He wasn't particularly obvious, either, so long as you weren't looking. He played the part of the helpful, well-meaning, a-little-bit-clueless Architect so well that you wondered if it was a part at all.
Then the mask would slip for just a moment. He would say something so cruel that he had to have known it was hurtful, or he'd smile to himself when he shouldn't and he thought no-one was looking; but you were always looking. Really, your stupid crush on him was the only reason you suspected him at all, because you always wanted to be near him, and thus were always there for his slip-ups.
A few misplaced grins could be excused (he didn't know a lot about humans or social norms after all) but after a while it was a pattern. Maybe you only started looking because of your past experiences with manipulative liars on Earth, or maybe you never really believed you were in The Good Place at all; but either way, it seemed like you were the only one with any suspicions. So you started keeping a mental list of everything he did that just seemed off. Eventually it got so long that you couldn't excuse it. He wasn't what he seemed, and one day, you decided you were going to confront him about it.
So now, here you were. You'd asked if you could speak to him privately and he had obliged, looking equal parts confused and concerned as he ushered you into his office. The place was familiar from when you'd first 'woken up' here, been told where 'here' was, and that you'd made it and now you could enjoy your afterlife. It had been perfect until it wasn't, and you didn't like being forked around with, thank you very much. You tried to hold on to that energy as you passed through the hallway ("Welcome! Everything is fine." Yeah, right.) and took your seat in front of his desk.
Still, sitting across from him now, you started to doubt your suspicions again. You'd always been a paranoid person on Earth; wasn't it possible that you were just thinking too far into things again? And maybe he was just an idiot; maybe he didn't understand how to be nice to people yet. You'd known plenty of actual humans who still didn't grasp that concept, so really, shouldn't he get a pass?
But then you remembered your list; all the times he had laughed when Eleanor would trip, and then tried to cover it up with a cough; all the times he'd backhandedly called Tahani a failure to her face and she'd had to hold back tears; all the times he had oh-so-conveniently forgotten to mention that, by the way, there would be fun, new things involved today, even though he knew Chidi hated not knowing things like that beforehand. Given as the neighborhood had only started five months ago, there was no explanation for just how many times he'd managed to mess up, unless the reason was that he was trying to mess up.
So you'd set your jaw, even as the perfectly realistic look of concern on his face stayed, and he'd tented his hands under his chin and asked you, "What can I help you with?" He looked so much like a not-man afraid of learning that his resident was unhappy that it nearly made you waver again (Fork, he was good at that) but you held strong.
No point in beating around the bush. "This isn't The Good Place."
"I beg your pardon?"
"This is The Bad Place, and you're a demon."
He froze for just a second too long before knitting his eyebrows and slowly blinking once, twice, all the while still staring at you with very apparent shock.
Finally he spoke, calm as ever, aside from the note of surprise in his voice. "Why would you think that?"
You couldn't believe he was still committed to the bit, but then again, you didn't really expect him to throw up his hands and say, 'you got me!'.
You huffed. "There's a lot of reasons, man, but how about we start with my biggest one: you're kind of an ash-hole."
He didn't speak, just kept looking at you (rather uncomfortably), so you filled the silence for him.
"You're constantly condescending in a way I could excuse at first 'cause, hey, you're not human, but then you go and keep pushing everyone's buttons even though, realistically, you should know what's a sore subject- because you know everything! You're mean to Tahani and Jason, you're always putting Eleanor in stressful situations, you're downright cruel to Chidi, and that leads to my next point: you're never not around the five of us. Like, don't you have other residents?"
You paused to give him a chance to offer a rebuttal (and catch your breath), but he stayed quiet. In fact, his face had shifted to one of mild boredom over the course of your rambling, and you balked at him incredulously.
"You don't have anything to say? 'Cause I can keep going, I have a whole list–"
"To be honest, I'm just surprised you actually figured it out."
You mirrored his expression from before, blinking at him slowly.
He sounded completely different, like he'd undergone a total tonal 180°. Not only was his voice different, he looked a lot more sinister now, having finally dropped the mask of concern. His brows were raised over his glasses and his mouth was a flat line, and though he was in the same pose as before, now his tented hands looked devious rather than accommodating. His eyes were half narrowed behind the lenses, looking right at you unwaveringly.
The change was enough to shock you into silence for the time being. To be honest, even though you were pretty confident in your theory when coming here, you'd almost wanted to be wrong. Maybe he would have laughed at you good-naturedly, or asked you if you were feeling alright, then said something to explain his behavior; something that would quell your fear beyond all doubt. You'd have a conversation with him about treating your friends better (he'd say something like, "I'm so sorry, I had no idea!" and it wouldn't be a lie) and you'd be able to go back to enjoying your afterlife, now with a more open relationship between all of you and the Architect overseeing your paradise.
That would have been great, but obviously, it would never happen. He'd confirmed your fears rather than assuage them, and now you were sitting in a small room with a not-man you now knew to be a demon. One that had been torturing you this entire time. One that was watching all of this dawn on your face with a budding grin on his own.
You swallowed, then cleared your throat, trying not to look at his mouth. You were pretty sure his teeth looked sharper now than before, and you didn't want to think about that. Instead you spoke, forcing your tone to remain even and unconcerned. "So, I am right? You're… this is all just an elaborate torture scheme?"
"Yeah, dummy, and to be honest, you took a lot longer to figure it out than I thought you would. If it were Jason, sure, I could excuse it, because that guy is so stupid," he cut himself off by laughing, an evil sort of chortle that didn't feel right coming from the Michael you knew. Though, you supposed, this wasn't the Michael you knew, but instead the one you'd caught glimpses of under the surface since getting here. And man, he was a lot meaner than you could have guessed.
He shook his head, giggles subsiding as he leveled you with an almost disappointed look. "But you? I really expected more from you at the start. I mean, in the hundreds of times we've been through this, this is the first time you've ever been the one to call me out!"
"I'm sorry, hundreds of times–?"
"Yes, hundreds. Each time one of you– it's just you five, by the way, you got that right too; everyone else is one of us– each time one of you figures it out, I just wipe your memories and we start over. Back to square one, as it were. It's great."
He grinned widely as he waved a hand, bringing up a sort of floating computer screen to his left. On it was a chart with a bunch of lines marking different restarts, if you had to guess; some no taller than an inch and a couple that stretched off the top of the screen. Most, though, seemed to hover around the same height, including the highlighted one at the very right. Your current timeline. Probably. To be honest, your head was still reeling from Michael's abrupt change in attitude, so you weren't feeling too sharp. In fact, you felt a little sick to your stomach.
Michael was still talking, gesturing to different points on the chart and explaining his favorite events in those timelines (apparently at one point, you'd been trapped inside a torture obelisk for a month which was– direct quote– "super fun") but you didn't hear much, or at the least you didn't comprehend what you were hearing. It was just too much information overload.
"–Hey, dummy, you look a little pale– you're not going to throw up, are you? Because as embarrassing as that would be for you, and how fun it would be for me, I don't really want to have to clean that up." He waved his hand in front of your face a few times until you focused back on him.
"Why are you telling me all of this?"
He sighed deeply, pinching the bridge of his nose beneath his glasses. "Obviously, because I'm going to restart again, so it doesn't matter. God, you really aren't bright, huh? I mean, in the very first version of this, Eleanor was already coming up with a plan to get ahead of me once I restarted it, and it only took her like a minute. It didn't work, of course, but at least she thought of something. You're just sitting there with your mouth open like an idiot." He snapped.
You couldn't really help it; you winced. His biting tone was a little too alike to all the shitty men you'd met on Earth, and if there was one thing you were excited for when you thought this was The Good Place, it was the unspoken promise that you'd never have to deal with that kind of man again.
Maybe it was even worse coming from him because you'd thought, at one point, that he was your friend. If not a friend then at least someone who had your best interests at heart. Even if it was never true, it still stung to have him sneer and call you an idiot.
Michael dropped the smirk, replacing it instead with a fake pout; pushing his bottom lip out mockingly. "Are you offended? No, don't answer that; I know you are. I hurt your fragile human feelings. Poor baby." He shifted forward, hands flat under his chin as he leaned on his elbows. The elegant desk wasn't big enough to keep him out of your space and you did your best to hold your ground even as he invaded your personal bubble. "I can see those tiny cogs turning– no, literally, I can see your brain move when you think, it's actually very gross… So what are you thinking about? What's your plan here; what's the play? Whatever you're thinking, let me tell you, it's not gonna work." Ending the mocking with another bout of wicked laughter, he watched you expectantly, condescending sneer back on his face now.
Refusing to back down, you stared back at him, trying to look unbothered even while your mind raced. All of this had been for nothing; all the ethics lessons with Chidi, getting to know your new friends (who were the only other humans here, apparently, so you guessed it was a good thing you'd never decided to hang out with anyone else); all of it was pointless because you were just going to do it all again. So, you figured, if none of this mattered, you could afford to act a little brash.
"What are you thinking?" Michael reiterated, calm as ever, wholly unworried. Why should he be?
"I'm wondering if demons can feel pain."
"Why–"
You cut him off when you punched him in the jaw. You had absolutely no idea what possessed you to do so; you were normally a non-confrontational person, but learning you've been forked with for months, maybe years when you count every stupid reboot, will do that to someone– make you more aggressive. It wasn't hard to do given how close he'd gotten while antagonizing you, but shirt, did it hurt like a bench.
You shook your fist out, wincing at the sting. Your knuckles would bruise for sure if given the time, but you had the feeling Michael was going to reboot you pretty soon, so that hardly mattered.
Focusing back on the demon you'd just socked across the face, you weren't too shocked to see that he'd hardly moved with the blow. His head had turned just a bit, and his glasses were slightly askew, but he definitely wasn't bruised or bleeding. For the most part, he seemed relatively unaffected.
Well, maybe 'unaffected' wasn't the right word.
Michael's expression made you wonder if he'd ever been hit before. The pure shock (and even a little bit of awe? Respect? You were probably hallucinating) on his face made you think that he probably hadn't, and it brought you some sick joy to think you might be the first to humble him like that.
You allowed yourself a victorious smirk as Michael slowly put himself back together; silent as he straightened and righted his glasses on his nose. "Has that ever happened in your hundreds of reboots?"
He regarded you in silence for long enough for your smirk to slowly melt as you were reminded that, oh, right, this is the demon in charge of literally torturing you, and maybe you should not have done that. To be fair to yourself, thoughtful decision making was never your strong suit, even when you were still alive. Even so, this was probably your worst one yet.
You refused to apologize, though; groveling would get you nowhere. Instead you lifted your chin and stared back at him as he lounged, calm as ever, head resting in one hand and legs spread– the picture of ease. Actually, regretfully, it wasn't the worst sight in the world, which was a forked up thing to think given everything about the situation you were in. But if thinking with your dick at the worst moments possible wasn't the most human thing imaginable, you didn't know what was. It's pretty much the only thing you can count on a person for.
"...No, Y/N, I can't say that anyone has ever been stupid enough to try something like that."
end of chapter one!
there currently is no chapter two, but i'm getting there. if you wanna read that when it goes up the link is here:
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Which were the funniest submission reasonings/extra info you got?
i didnt need any convincing for han sooyoung but i enjoyed reading this anyway
- SHE IS MY LITTLE MEOWMEOW. BEST FEMALE CHARACTER OF ALL TIME AND IM SAYING THAT AS A LESBIAN LOVER OF FEMALE CHARACTERS. - Moral compass swings around so hard day by day whenever she feels like it that the stick snaps five times a day - so so so so so funny. so funny. funniest girl ever. - best character in orv. fuck kim dokja and yoo joonhyuk. kim dokja is my little meowmeow but he could never match up to sooyoung. yoo joonghyuk has the personality of a homosexual wet spinach - Actually eleanor shellstrop from the good place but worse and also sexier - INTENSE homoerotic enemies vibes with a girl whose personality trait is generous and kind to everyone but hates her only. that is actually the funniest thing han sooyoung has ever done. yoo sangah is the kindest person on earth who is emphathetic to everyone and ONLY hates her. but they're also lesbians. iconic. - Really really hot - I fucking love girls that are also cats - Best friends with an actual fucking idiot of a gay bitch - how is she handsome and pretty at the same time
i especially loved how poor yoo joonghyuk got absolutely dragged even tho this isnt even about him. and i cant even defend him, he does have the personality of a homosexual wet spinach
a few bonus mentions:
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she is so flat chested you could skip her across a lake or perhaps use her as a bookmark
She's like 8 pixels but trust me
(i do trust u <3)
u know her. u love her. femcel taylor calls her butch as an “insult”
love this one for specifically addressing me. i do know her and i do love her and taylor is a femcel
ahaha something's wrong with her <3
if i see smth like this i know im gonna enjoy whoever theyre referring to
She would be a twitter sexywoman with so many x reader dom asmrs if people just fucking listened and played PTN smh
guys please play path to nowhere and make a bunch of x reader dom asmrs for this person :(
Idk if she counts cause she’s a toon but so handsome🤤🥰
charmed by this one. babygirl almost everyone here is a toon <3
her stand name is literally Stone Free and if she were my character she would be Free to be a Stone butch (which she isnt canonically. because the mangaka is a coward)
op just has a way with words
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ongaku-ato-kakikomi · 3 years
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8 - Happy Ending
Prompt: #8 “This is it, isn’t it?”
Fandom: The Good Place (Eleanor Shellstrop x Reader)
Word Count: 246 words.
Summary: You and Eleanor enjoy a little date evening as you contemplate your afterlife together.
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Eleanor’s laugh resonates in your head just as you lay your eyes on your surroundings, a sense of peacefulness taking over you as you take in the nature’s beauty and peacefulness. You can’t help but let your lips stretch out into a genuine smile, your hand bringing your glass of wine closer to your mouth for another taste.
“Okay, weirdo.” You slightly turn your head towards Eleanor when she speaks up, the blond woman gulping a bite of her sandwich before giving you a grin. “You have that look. What’s on your mind?”
Your eyes fill up with a warm light as you look at her face, the sun shining on her golden locks. “This is it, isn’t it?”
“Hm?” She quirks an eyebrow at you, her teasing grin still present on her face. “What is?”
“This place. This moment we’re sharing.” You make a small gesture towards the picnic area you two took place in, a warm feeling taking over your chest. “This really is our happy ending, right?”
“Aw…” Her lips stretch out onto her cheeks, her eyes sweetening for a moment. “You think I’m your happy ending?”
“Obviously.” You give out a small chuckle. “Wouldn’t think of anyone else to spend eternity with.”
“Well, you’re my happy ending too.” She reaches for your hand, her fingers sending a shiver up your arm as she intertwines her fingers with yours. “I love you.”
Your eyes squint because of your smile. “I love you too.”
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bowieandqueen11 · 3 years
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Eleanor from the Good Place 🎶?
HECK TO THE YEAAA
The Middle / Eleanor Shellstrop Drabble
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Line: Everything, everything will be alright
You wondered how many pieces it took to build something like this. How many imperfect blocks went in to create something so perfectly patched up to look solid. Counting the bricks, your eyes scan over the variations in the hue, trying to focus on the water that flowed past, just out of reach below. 
Focusing on this was the only thing that could stop you from bursting into tears, whilst Eleanor was talking.
‘I was alone my whole life, and I told myself I like it that way, but I don’t. I like being with you. I’ve gone as far as I can on this path alone, and I thought I knew how to do it, how to cope and solve my problems by myself - but it just made me realise how much you were missing from me when I finally met you. If you go, half of me will too.’ 
Sniffling lightly, your lips purse in a tight, pained smile, feeling the way Eleanor stares up at you. Her eyes imploring, begging you to understand. And you do. You see the pain swirling in them. You hear the hitch of her breath as her voice falters and crumbles over itself. You see the love behind it too, the desperate devotion that laced all her words and tugged on your heart until you felt yourself stumbling towards her.
‘Okay, I won’t go.’
She sighs in relief, her shoulders deflating, and yet she can’t stop the tear that slips from the corner of her eye.
‘Really?’
‘Yeah, I won’t go. There’s still plenty to do. I’ll stay. It’s okay, El, really. I love you, of course I want to stay here with you. Are you- are you crying?’
‘Just the thought of being stuck here with all eternity with Michael’, she mutters out with a high pitched laugh, still being her usual Eleanor and trying to cheer you up even in the midst of all this. Using the edge of her coat sleeve to wipe underneath her eyes, she tries to smile at you, but finds for the first time in her life, that she’s unable to meet your eye.
You make the first move, putting your arms around her shoulders and tugging her into your chest, feeling the way she melts into your touch. She grabs onto your back, fingers clenching into your jacket, as if holding you wasn’t quite enough - you had to feel every ounce of her pressed into every ounce of you. In that moment, despite her trembling, she felt more alive than she ever had.
‘Do you really mean it? You’ll stay with me?’
‘Of course I do. I’d choose you, Eleanor, in every version of reality, a million times over. I’m not leaving.’
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sillyfeathers · 4 years
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The Void (Bad Janet x Reader)
The Void Warnings: Slight profanity Characters: Bad Janet, Eleanor Shellstrop, Michael, Jason Mendoza, Tahani al Jamil, Good Janet Summary: You, causing trouble. A Bad Janet, not allowed to hurt you. Both stuck in Good Janet’s void with a lot of time to kill. She still has her methods. Words: 1668
A/N: This may be one of my favourite fics I’ve ever written? It’s not much but The Good Place is one of my absolute favourite shows and puts me in a lee mood for some reason and I really had fun writing this. Also, the ending definitely hints to a part two...👀
“Jason and Tahani will be distracting the humans, Michael and I will be...running the neighbourhood, which leaves Y/N to watch Bad Janet in Good Janet’s void.” Eleanor finished her little checklist with a nod, making eye contact with you.
“Why me?” you whined, before she could say anything. “It’s so boring in the void – no offense, Janet.”
“Because, darling, we can’t risk Bad Janet getting out,” Tahani interjected. “Besides, you’re so small that Janet doesn’t have to concentrate on you too much.”
“Very true. The neighbourhood could collapse,” Janet said.
You rolled your eyes, but huffed in agreement. “Okay, fine, but I swear if she starts being gross then I’m calling you –” you pointed at Janet, “to get me out of there. Capiche?”
There was a chorus of  “capiche” in response, then a flash, and then you were in the void.
“Just call me if you need me, okay?” Janet squeezed your arm. You didn’t get to respond before she disappeared, leaving you alone with Bad Janet in her little magnet prison.
“Ouch.” You turned around to see Bad Janet raising her eyebrows at you. “Didn’t even say goodbye. That’s gotta sting.” You rolled your eyes. “Okay, robot.”
“Not a –” she broke off when she saw the grin on your face, sitting down on her armchair.
“These bars are so wide,” you mused, looking at her through the gaps. “Why don’t you just escape? You’re a Janet, right? Just escape!” you taunted. 
Janet narrowed her eyes at you. “Very funny, fartface.” You put a hand on your chest, hissing sharply. “Ouch.”
She was silent.
You sat down by the edge of the cell for about 10 minutes before you began to feel bored. “Alright,” you said, getting up. “I’m coming in.”
Janet stood up quickly. “What?”
You walked slowly around the perimeter, running your hand across the bars. “I’m coming in. You can’t hurt me, and I’m bored, so what’s the harm?”
“What makes you think I can’t hurt you?”
You scoffed. “First of all, you’re too weak, and second of all, Good Janet would find out and you’d be marbleised – which would be a real shame.” The sarcasm was heavy, even for you.
Janet just glared at you, and you took that as an invitation to enter. You made a show of slipping through the bars with ease, winking at her.
“Just like that, I’m through. So easy, too,” you said, making yourself comfortable on the bed.
“Imagine being rendered so powerless, so weak, by a bunch of stupid little –”
That was all you got out before you felt two hands take you by the shoulders and push you into the bed. You yelled out in surprise. “Hey!”
“What? I’m not hurting you,” Janet said, her voice painfully sweet. Touché.
You struggled against her for a moment, but she had the benefit of being on top, and you honestly just couldn’t be bothered. 
“So, you’re just gonna keep me here until Good Janet comes back? That won’t look good for you,” you eventually said, squinting up at her. She shrugged, and began to shift her hands down your arms so they were at your wrists, slowly lifting them until they were above your head.
“Maybe.” You knew she couldn’t hurt you, but you still wriggled around, feeling vulnerable.
“I have heard something about humans though.”
“Oh? Do tell.”
Janet smirked down at you. “Alongside all of your painful, yucky human qualities is the fact that it is very easy to make a human laugh.”
You couldn’t tell whether all the colour went out of your face, or if it went bright red. Whatever happened, though, Janet could see that she was onto something.
“Don’t look so surprised, Y/N, I know literally everything.” 
You began to squirm, biting back a preemptive smile. Surely she wouldn’t, right?
“Awh, she’s already squirming,” Janet teased in a flat tone. “Humans are so weird.”
And then she let your wrists go, and for a moment, you were free. But then you felt it. That dreaded, dreaded sensation, of 10 fingers drumming against your sides. 
You fell back onto the bed in a fit of giggles almost immediately. You instinctively wanted to curl into a ball, but the fact that Janet was straddling your waist made that impossible. Instead, you just flailed around, trying, to no avail, to bat her hands away.
“Ugh, you’re so annoying.” You felt her let go, and tried to sit up, but she pushed you back down – by your face. So you licked her hand.
“EW!” she yelled, wiping her hand on your arm. “Oh, you should not have done that.”
Then you realised what she’d paused for. Michael and Good Janet, bless them, had taken the liberty of stocking Bad Janet’s cell with plenty of blankets and pillows. And now, Bad Janet had pulled your arms back above your head – and tied them together, with a blanket, against a pillow.
“Shit, shit, shit,” you mumbled, and you couldn’t help the giggles that spilled out of your lips. “Janet, please don’t.”
But you might as well have been talking to Shawn.
You squealed as her fingers spidered across your stomach. “JAHAHANET!” you shrieked, descending into laughter, feeling her digits dig mercilessly into your sides.
She crawled her fingers up and down your torso, giving nothing but a slight eyebrow raise to indicate she could hear you. 
“Is there really no place on your body that isn’t ticklish, Y/N?” she asked, her voice infuriatingly flat. You responded only with hysterical laughter as she scribbled at the hollows of your underarms.
“Well, Y/N? Answer me.” You could tell she was thoroughly enjoying herself.
“I CAHAHAN’T!” you squealed back.
In response, Bad Janet slowed her tickling, instead choosing to flutter her fingers around your neck. You dissolved into giggles, squirming at the sensation.
“Answer the question.” You probably should have just answered the question. But what you did instead was concentrate all your remaining sanity towards Good Janet, and holler at the top of your lungs, “JANET!”
Bad Janet fell silent, and for a second, all that was heard was the sound of you giggling as she ran her nails around your ears and neck.
“Now, that was a very bad idea, Y/N.” You felt one hand leave your neck, and you began to struggle again.
“Humans really are so, so dumb.”
“Y/N?” A voice. A Janet voice. But coming from far away.
You turned and made grateful eye contact with Janet – and Eleanor, and Michael, and Tahani, and Jason. What were they –?
You didn’t get a chance to think anymore about it, because Bad Janet, wanting to make the most of her time, promptly pushed you off the bed and sat on your hands, and you were back in ticklish hell.
Her hands ruthlessly explored your upper body. She wiggled her fingers between your ribs with one hand, scratched along your side with another. One hand was dragging across your stomach, the other was drilling into your underarm. You couldn’t do anything but squeal and squirm, eyes squeezed shut and head thrown back in mirth.
“Alright, Bad Janet, that’s enough,” you heard Michael say, and a disgruntled Bad Janet returned to fluttering around your neck as she shifted her weight off of you. You curled up immediately in a fit of giggles, nails still trailing along the back of your neck.
“I said, that’s enough.”
“Hold on.” You lifted your head to see Eleanor whisper something in Bad Janet’s ear.
“Eleanor – whahat are you doing?” you mumbled.
Bad Janet rolled her eyes. “I can’t believe I’m taking advice from a human. Fine, hold her down.
“Eleanor? Eleanor!” You struggled as your friend pinned your arms back above your head.
“What did you say to her?!”
Whether she responded or not, you never found out, because right at that moment, Bad Janet slid your t-shirt up and blew a raspberry smack in the middle of your stomach.
You let out a shriek of raucous laughter, tears of ticklish agony coming to your eyes. The two let you go after that, and you scrambled to your feet, stumbling into Tahani trying to get away from them. You fell into her arms and muffled your residual giggles against her chest.
“Eleanor, that was mean!” Tahani exclaimed, but while you couldn’t see it, she was smiling just as much as the rest of them.
Eleanor simply shrugged, joining the rest of the group after a failed attempt to high-five Bad Janet.
“Well, I think we should probably get going,” Good Janet finally said.
“Ugh, whatever. Just so you know, you all suck donkey –”
At the sound of Bad Janet’s voice cutting out, you finally lifted your head. You were all back in Eleanor’s office, and everyone was staring right at you.
“Why did you bring them all?” you muttered to Janet.
“I heard screaming. I thought you were getting hurt,” she replied, very matter-of-fact. You could tell that everyone else was holding back grins, and you turned back to Tahani, whining. “I hate you guys. If we get out of this, you’re all going to hell.”
“We’re already there, darling,” Tahani chuckled, and you felt her fingers slowly dancing up your sides. 
You were too exhausted to fight back, so you just curled in on yourself, giggling quietly even as she left you alone.
“Alright, everyone back to their stations,” Eleanor said. You broke away from Tahani and stared wide-eyed at her, shaking your head. She snorted. “Not you. We’ll leave Bad Janet alone for a bit.”
You let out a breath as everyone left, leaving you and Eleanor alone.
“Thank god,” you groaned, putting your head in your hands. “That was humiliating.”
Eleanor was silent, so you continued. “What do you want me to do?”
“You stick with me, giggles,” she replied, and you felt an arm snake around your waist.
“I’ll make sure it isn’t too boring.”
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stanathanxoox · 5 years
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Binge Watching
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@eleanorandchidixlove requested: Wrapping a blanket around them when they are sitting on the couch and watching a show with Eleanor
Eleanor loved it when she returned to the apartment the two of you shared to find you sitting on the couch binge-watching your favourite tv show. She loved how entrenched you always got and how much it took to get you out of the zone. It always made her happy to see you enjoying something, especially now that you and she hadn't exactly been seeing eye to eye lately when it came to things both in and outside of your relationship. Both of you had been trying so desperately to keep the relationship afloat but every time you got to a good point in it, something always seemed to come in and make things worse for you again, the only thing was that the two of you were determined to keep your relationship strong, you couldn't imagine life without Eleanor, nor she, you. Leaning over the back of the couch Eleanor placed a kiss atop your head before she grabbed the blanket from the back of the couch, she made her way around the couch and wrapped it around you before placing a gentle kiss on your lips, it was enough to distract you for just a couple of seconds, and you smile as you meet her intense gaze
“Hey Eleanor,” you say, lifting your hand up to move a stray strand of blonde hair that had fallen into her eyes
“Hey Y/N, I missed you,” she says and you smile knowingly
“I've missed you too babe. No more trips away with the soul squad for a while?” you ask and she nods
“Not for a while, no. I'm all yours for the foreseeable future” she says and you grin
“Really?” you ask and when she nods you ask
“Care to join me?” she chuckles before placing a kiss on your cheek and moving the blanket so that she can cuddle with you.
“So what's been happening?” she asks pointing to the tv and you pause the episode before turning to her and explaining what has happened in the last couple of episodes, feeling content for the first time in way too long.
Tag List: @tiva-jenry-caskett-rizzles-densi , @jimmybpride , @dressed-up-just-like-z1ggy , @nikkiwierden , @samchelforever007 , @kirkspockbones , @xoncisxncislaxncisnolaox , @lasalle-pride-sebastian-love , @haliannej, @brooklyn-99-amyxjake , @mizzezm
Tag List for The Good Place: @eleanorandchidixlove , @manicmarsupial
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madwomansapologist · 1 year
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- eleanor shellstrop!
★ being eleanor shellstrop soulmate would include (sfw, fluff, soulmate!au, light angst, developing relationship).
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- michael realman!
★ a match made in hell (nsfw, smut, co-workers).
★ being michael realman soulmate would include (sfw, fluff, falling in love).
★ dreary mondays (sfw, fluff, established relationship).
★ hurts so good (nsfw, smut, virginity loss, gaslighting).
★ keep it quiet (nsfw, smut, sex toy, public).
★ sub!michael with a affectionate lover (sfw, fluff, established relationship, sugestive).
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- chidi anagonye!
★ it's time to go (sfw, angst, hurt/comfort).
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- tahani al-jamil!
★ dating tahani al-jamil would include (sfw, fluff, falling in love).
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- jason mendoza!
★ raspberry (sfw, fluff, established relationship).
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- shawn!
★ shawn falling in love with a human would include (sfw, fluff, falling in love, gaslight).
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@ madwomansapologist.tumblr.
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jellycolors · 3 years
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𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘨𝘰𝘰𝘥 𝘱𝘭𝘢𝘤𝘦 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩 𝘱𝘴𝘥
𝐥𝐢𝐤𝐞 𝐨𝐫 𝐫𝐞𝐛𝐥𝐨𝐠 𝐢𝐟 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐮𝐬𝐞 𝐨𝐫 𝐬𝐚𝐯𝐞
𝐃𝐨 𝐍𝐨𝐭 𝐒𝐭𝐞𝐚𝐥
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heytherehowdyworld · 4 years
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Panic! in the Good Place
Hey! I hope that all 68 of you are well, all in all. 
This is for jolovesfandoms, who requested a panic attack angst imagine with Eleanor Shellstrop from ‘The Good Place’. I hope you enjoy! Oh, and don’t forget to enjoy and comment so that I can caffeinate and contemplate!
Warnings: My first time writing a panic attack so it may not be the best depiction (forgive me!)
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Oh god. Oh god. 
Everything was spinning, hurting. 
Your heart beat out an uneven beat, heat flushing through you each time it began to pound anew. The heat, the parching heat that was slowly working its way into your mouth and drying it out, that was winding around your lungs and pressing the air out of them, was all-consuming. And then there were the pins, the needles, sticking into you whenever you shifted - even slightly. 
A soft sound to your right drew some of the attention from the searing pain inside you. 
“Hey, hey.” It was Eleanor. “Are you okay?”
You tried to answer, say anything at all, but it felt as though someone were choking you. You looked at her instead, trying to convey the pressure you felt on you using only your eyes. 
Eleanor crinkled hers, mouth narrowing in concern. 
“Hey, look here. Just… just breathe, okay babe? In and out.” You followed her orders, trying to force some air into your lungs and relieve the pressure in them. When it didn’t work, you began to panic again. Eleanor must have noticed your hyperventilation, because she grabbed your hands and rubbed circles on the pad of each finger, stopping to kiss the tips every few seconds. 
“You got this, alright? Keep breathin’ babe.”
In.
Out.
In.
Out. 
You matched your breath to each of Eleanor’s strokes along your fingers, slowly trying to fill your lungs with a little more air each time you drew it in. 
“That’s it, that’s it, you got this.” 
“I’m sorry,” you murmured, grasping at Eleanor’s hand and squeezing it. 
“You’ve got nothing to be sorry about, you badash.” Eleanor grabbed your face, drawing it to hers. 
“I’m here to help you,” she whispered, softly tracing your lower lip. 
“I’m here to help you.”
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sugaredoleander · 4 years
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but actually, please, i need a beta reader (or critique partner, or both, come as you are, glitter and tequila provided)
femslash/fanfiction
the fandom is the good place, the ship is tahani/eleanor and the word count will probaby be around 10k, it'll be ready to be beta read by thursday (7.11.19) at the latest (probably earlier,) and i'd like to be through with the beta process by friday (8.11.19) midnight (00:00) EET
i will express my everlasting gratitude for your help through photos of my (very cute!) cat and would love to return the favor sometime if you ever need a beta in the future
(having seen every episode of the show is preferred but not required, understanding the premise of the show will do)
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Snow- Eleanor Shellstrop
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Pairing: Eleanor Shellstrop x Reader
Characters: Eleanor Shellstrop
Warnings: N/A
Request: @ongaku-ato-kakikomi​ - For a Christmas One-shot: How about making snow angels with Eleanor Shellstrop?
Word Count: 410
Author: Charlotte
When you were alive, you enjoyed the wintertime far more than you loved any other time of year. As soon as the snow begun to fall, you were beyond excited and would spend almost every second you could outside, enjoying the cold and having fun in the snow. You had never outgrown the childhood glee that came with snowfall and you hoped that you never would.
Of course, you never thought that you would die so young and lose out on so many winters but at least you had ended up in what was considered the Good Place and would have an eternity of happiness just without the feel of snow.
You had met your soulmate Eleanor and had both expressed all the things of life that you missed but it didn’t make you feel better. You were dead and had no way to go back into life, so how were you meant to find joy in that?
One afternoon, Eleanor asked for you to meet her in her home and you agreed, not really having anything better to do but also enjoying her company enough to want to meet her. You knocked on her front door and she called you in. As soon as you opened it, you were hit with a bitter cold that you had missed dearly. Every surface was covered in snow, more flakes falling from the ceiling.
“Snow?” You questioned, not having expected such a thing.
“You kept talking about missing snow and winter, so I got Janet to make it snow in here for you. I don’t really understand your enjoyment in it, but I thought I’d try to do something nice for you as you’re always nice to me.”
An excited squeal escaped you as you pulled Eleanor into a tight hug.
“Thank you so much,” you grinned.
You were beyond happy with the snow that was around you. With an almost maniacal laugh, you jumped up into the air before falling into the snow, landing flat on your back.
“Join me,” you squealed.
Moving your arms and legs, you did your best to make a snow angel, but you were almost shaking with happiness and cold.
“I’d rather not,” she frowned.
You shot Eleanor a look, gesturing for her to join you. She let out a sigh before sitting down beside you, falling back reluctantly to mirror your movements.
“You’re the best,” you smiled. “Thank you for doing this.”
“Anything for you.”
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Eleanor Shellstrop x reader "You should have walk away when you had the chance" (I notice you didn't have anything for the good place so I thought why not)
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“Whatever!  I guess I’ll always just she a selfish ash-hole!”  Eleanor threw her hands up in the air, exasperated and incredibly inebriated.  “Gosh, I wish we could forking curse.”
“Eleanor, go to bed.  You’re trashed and kind of being dramatic.”
“Look at you, telling me what to do cause you’re wearing a snappy outfit and didn’t drink nine glasses of champagne.  You should have walked away when you had the chance.  I bet you still can, cause Tahani is waiting at her door, probably!”
You watched, half amused and half sympathetic, as Eleanor clambered up to her bed with her heels in one hand and a mini-quiche in the other.  You had suspected Tahani’s extra attention tonight had set her off.
“Tahani’s got nothing on you, okay?  I doubt she’s this entertaining after parties.”
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madwomansapologist · 1 year
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Can I request “being TGP Michael’s soulmate would Include”? Tysm! :)
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being Michael Realman soulmate would include
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synopsis: At The Good Place, the real truly Good Place, Michael thought that his life was finally perfect. When he meet you he realized that it couldn't be perfect because he didn't knew you yet.
warnings: a important theme on the last season is how there is not a soulmate, but just someone that you choose to love. i like to do those soulmate!au and will not stay totally loyal to the canon if that its not funny to me. if it was about a human i could totally make a "you are soulmates because of Michael's evil torture plan", like i did to Eleanor, but not to a immortal character because it wouldnt make sense to me.
ps: I love writing for that fandom! Thanks for your request dear reader, hope you like it!
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• Michael spend his whole life, what means way more than the average, resolving problems. The afterlife is boring to demons? Okay, he found a solution. Wait. Those humans seens to always reazlize they are in The Bad Place? Calm down, calm down, he got a solution. Humans can actually evolve into greater beings? Michael know what to do. The Good Place is actually The Boring Place? You know who will solve it, just give him some time
• And then... no more problems. At least not big ones. It was just what he expect from paradise. A place where he could finally breath in. He could finally live, instead of just trying to survive. Michael thought he had everyhing he wanted
• The gentle bell announced a new resident.
• Your life was... You were kind to others. You did horrible things. You were truthful. You lied. You loved with your body and soul. You hated with all your heart. You experienced so much fun. Your life was so boring. Your legacy was warm and gentle. Your legacy was cold and rough. After all you lived, you were just like the very next person: someone that wronged and did hurtful things, but someone who also did the right thing and was lovely towards others. You were constantly trying, and that was enough
• After some time, you passed to The Good Place. You were someone who deserved to be there. In the first week you didn't even sleep. It wasn't great: it was amazing! A candy had the asnwer to what Twin Peaks really was. Magic doors took you to whatever place you wanted. Julius Cesar was such a nice guy. Princess Diana was so kind, as everyone expect. Robin Williams was brilliant. You met your great-grandfather! And his great-grandfather! And then you heard about the group that made everything possible, those people that saved the entire human population from a eternity of suffering
• When you discovered that Chidi Anagonye had a reading group, you knew that it was your chance. He was such a sweet guy, so gentle and caring. Eleanor Shellstrop helped you with your journey through philosophy. Didn't take much for you two to became friends
• Eleanor invited you to a party organized by Tahani Al-Jamil. She looked like what every celebrity want to be. Someone who would win a Tony, a Oscar, a Bafta, a Grammy and a Nobel in the same year. There you met Jason. Jacksonville! His heart was something you couldn't understand. Jason was so smart, but in a emotional way that opened your eyes. And the humanity of his lovely wife intrigued you. Janet was... perfect. In a way that no human or robot could ever be. She was simply perfect
• You wanted to met Michael, the demon that made everything possible. You had learn that 'demon' was a bad term, it was just difficult to stop using. It looks like he was doing something with Judge Gen. Although you don't really get who she is, it appeared important
• The group finished reading Anna Karênina. On paradise, an eight hundred pages book is something that everyone had the time to read. You tried it once when you were alive, but you didn't make it to the first hundred pages. Now, you did it in one week
• Chidi guided the discussion about the mishaps and turmoil of those two families. Someone, probably Freud, talked about how the very last scene of Anna and the birth of Kitty's child was a Tolstoy's attempt of punishing the female leads that wronged someone during the book. Jane Austen wouldn't stop talking about how Vronsky was a dipshit lover if Tolstoy didn't agree with her
• When it was your turn to give your opinion, you didn't even heard the door opening. Your view of how the motifs, mainly the candle, and how it repeats itself in different ways for Ana and Vronsky were your focous. For him it was a bad memory, for her it was her destiny. Submerged in your line of reasoning, you only notice him because of Chidi's voice
"Want to be part of the conversation?" Chidi asked when you finished your sentence. "I saw you reading it once, would you like to contribute?"
You turned your head to the place Chidi was looking at. The gray-haired man in a matching suit, shrugged his shoulders with a excited little smile on his face. "Do you have space for me here?"
"We always have, Mikey-boy", Eleanor tapped the sit next to her. "My new friend was talking about the candle motif, what do you think about it?"
"The candle motif, we all seen it", Michael turned his body in Eleanor's direction and followed her gaze to the new resident. And when he locked eyes with you, Michael wasn't able to talk anymore. Either were you.
Michael felt a storm inside him. His heart was jumping on his chest. His lungs didn't work anymore. His voice was nothing but a weak memory. His muscles turned into soft jellys.
You burned. Your eyes didn't work anymore, almost like some kind of smoke appeared in front of them. Your toes were shaking but you didn't even notice. You dropped the book on the floor, but the sound was muted.
While Michael eyes shine on emerald, yours turned into a lilac light.
"I am sorry", meanwhile looking at you, Michael were talking to everyone else on the room. He walked your way and grab your hand. You stand up, unable to do anything but to stay with him. "But that stupid book can wait."
You followed Michael, using one of the magic doors to get to a better place. You didn't droop his hand, you only hold it harder.
"God think my book is stupid?" Tolstoy asked when the door closed, tears glowing on his eyes. "What did I do wrong?"
"For the last time," said Marilyn Monroe. "He is not a god."
• Michael wouldn't care if the world end up right now. Either would you.
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