Did we all forget Zane also made fun of laurance
see i hear you but the arguement is less about whether it was wrong for laur to make fun of zane in general and more about whether or not its acceptable for laurance to call zane names based on zane's bad eye.
for context, zane's mean nicknnames for laurance are "little laurance", which is a great use of alliteration and so vague i geniunely cant tell if its intended to be a short joke, a small dick joke, or just generally condescending, and "stupid laurance", which is just straight childish. its not nice but its not like he's calling him laurphan or some other personal attack that would justify laurance's behavior.
also important to note that laurance is the ONLY character who intentionally makes fun of zane's eye. it's established pretty early on (iirc same batch of pixel painters that laur started the one eye thing in) that other characters who regularly tease zane (ex. garroth and aph) are aware that it's a senstive subject and get all apologetic when they do it accidentally. even gene, who picks fights with zane like it's a sport, never brings up his bad eye. it's basically the only line people won't cross when they're clowning on zane.
there are so, so many valid reasons to bully zane that laurance could base his nicknames on, we doesn't have to chose the blatantly ableist one
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you dont understand. youre a "im a fully trained tactical personal protection k9 with the sharpest fangs the blackest pelt and insatiably blood thirsty" canine nonhuman and im "boof boof i ate a sock" canine nonhuman.
(we can kiss btw if you want to 👀)
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hey remember elrond didn’t want the young hobbits to go with the fellowship and gandalf was like nahh let them come and then??? it turned out to be necessary for Boromir’s salvation--
“Poor Boromir! I could not see what happened to him. It was a sore trial for such a man: a warrior and a lord of men. Galadriel told me that he was in peril. But he escaped in the end. I am glad. It was not in vain that the young hobbits came with us, if only for Boromir’s sake.”
like would he have confessed and received the absolution for trying to take the ring had he not been dying? that he made up for his sins in the only way he could be defending the weak who could not defend themselves and giving his life for them?
(also maybe i’m extrapolating the kiss of absolution but it makes me cry and i think the Conquering is not just the many orc he slaughtered but overcoming the Ring even though he did succumb to it --- and it’s from a King and Healer so--
“I tried to take the Ring from Frodo,” he said. “I am sorry. I have paid” ..... “Farewell, Aragorn! Go to Minis Tirith and save my people. I have failed”
“No!” said Aragorn, taking his hand and kissing his brow. “You have not failed. You have conquered. Few have gained such a victory. Be at peace! Minis Tirith shall not fall.”
Boromir smiled
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Dave needs to be more tragic in fan depictions. He needs to be mentally ill and having panic attacks and separation anxiety and obsessive disorders and not all romanticized either like this man is FUCKED UP. He’s TRAUMATIZED? I get tired of him just being silly goofy. Make him uncomfortably obsessive and make him overly cheery and “charismatic” as a coping mechanism!!! Make it unnerving, he’s a purple corpse man. He’s not just a silly goober, he’s a seriously mentally fucked silly goober who has real issues. >:(
- emo anon
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coming out of the cawset
hey everyone. crowboy here. i think i may be aromantic. i just dont feel romantic love, i dont even feel entertained about chuts butt. please accept me as one of you.
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The queer experience is just sobbing every 30 seconds while watching Rise of The Pink Ladies
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hannibal could be entirely recontextualised as school kids with a fucked up network of crushes on each other and still work with no change to the plot except maybe the murders. or the murders could be kept for spice. hannibal and will are that one velcro couple and season 3a is just a snapchat dhmu only real ones know whats wrong deal. mizumono is just hannibal blocking everyone and changing his insta pfp to black and adding some edgy quote to his bio
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your flirting: boring
my flirting:
giving this to my crush if he doesnt accept it im gonna chug paint thinner and a firecracker /hj
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