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darling-miaxoxo · 1 month

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Would love it if you wrote filthy smut for alma (and angelique too because who doesn’t love her)

jealousy --> lust

a/n: this shit filthy asf. yes ik this took me a long long time. happy new year, merry christmas. :) and btw, reader is BUFF, like BUFF and kinda mommy if it weren't for the fact that shes a sub 👀 btw @notmanagingmymischief, not really proud proud but it's good enough for me :3 warnings: nsfw/smut (threesome, inappropriate use of magic, enchanted strap on, pet play, mistress kink, mommy kink, magical lube, praise kink, degradation kink, double penetration, bondage, dubious consent, brainwashing, etc), jealousy, slight angst, fluffy aftercare, biting, gentle bath tub sex.

ship: sub!reader x dom!angelique bouchard x dom!alma peregrine

fandom : mphfpc, dark shadows summary: you come back from a long trip from Japan and when you come back, you find that another woman has made her way into the loop.

Your fingers typed on the laptop, finally finishing your work up for the last time. You sighed as you clocked out, the screen showing "Work in Japan now completed. You may now return to Wales." You sighing as you smiled, closing your laptop and packing your things.

You had booked a flight to Wales. Its been 2 years since you last saw them. Your peculiarity was that you could summon anything you want/need with a snap of your fingers.

˚₊· ͟͟͞͞➳❥ time skip

It was currently the next day. You had packed your stuff, it was 4:00 AM and you were currently in the airport, waiting for your flight to start boarding. You decided to take some pictures for the memories, smiling as your passport had the stamp from Japan. You waited until 4:30 for boarding. Once it did happen you went inside the plane as you waited for the flight to take off. Scrolling on your phone as they made the announcement.

You sighed as you turned on airplane mode, starting to play some offline games, looking outside the window, luckily you booked the seat, you hated aisle seats, people were always hitting your hand.

˚₊· ͟͟͞͞➳❥ cut to when you're in wales

You get off the ferry, paying the driver a bit of an extra amount of money, considering you wouldn't be using it anymore. Your backpack and your sling bag on your body as you walk towards the loop. You look at your watch and find that the time is 10:00 AM. That took an awful amount of time.

You walk towards the loop entrance as you look around you to see if anyone's watching. Once you find that the coast is clear you enter the loop, hearing a loud pop in your ears. You forgot about how loud the pop was.

The dark sky suddenly changed into a bright and beautiful sky. The sun is shining brightly as you put on some black shades. You hated the heat, as you had got used to the cool in Japan. When it was summer, you hated to go outside. You sighed as you walk towards the house as your black flats made a click-clack noise on the pavement.

You make your way to the house as you knock on the door. Fiona opens the door as she gasps and hugs you suddenly. "Y/n!! Where have you been?" She asked, you smiled as you responded happily, taking off your shades.

"Japan darling. No need to worry. Where's Miss Peregrine dear?"

Fiona smiled as she grabbed your hand and led you inside. You smiled as you followed her lead, looking around the house, you saw many portraits that weren't there before, you were smiling at that. Fiona led you outside, you squinting as you put on your shades, as you smiled when you spotted Miss Peregrine, the smile faltering, as your jaws clenched.

"Well Alma. It seems we meet again."

You said in your work voice (which was stern and deep) as you fake smiled, and looked at the blonde woman next to her. She seemed mysterious.

"Ah. Y/n. I didn't expect you to come back so soon."

Alma had said to you. You and Alma had an interesting relationship, one day you slept together in the.. sexual sense and then the next she ignored you. You glanced at the woman next to Alma, she looked pretty at least.

"You don't seem happy to see me."

Your brow raised, your voice was deep, a tang of jealousy in your voice, your voice cold and mean, as Alma looked up at you. You were a bit shorter than her but, your heels made you 3 inches taller. Which made you smirk as you look down at Alma.

"Anyway, this is Angelique. She arrived a few weeks ago."

Alma introduced you to the blonde woman, you put your hand out for her to shake, your black leather crop top jacket hanging, making you look a bit intimidating, as Angelique was a bit hesitant to shake your hand but shook it anyway.

"Y/n. Y/n Y/l/n.

You introduced yourself. Your smile widening as she shakes your hand. Her handshake was firm, which was good in terms of business of course.

"Angelique Bouchard. Nice to meet you. Alma has told me wonderful things about you."

She said, a look of jealousy in her eyes for some reason. You removed your shades as your eyes tried to open without closing. The bright sun got in your eyes.

"My apologies, I'm not used to bright sun anymore."

You said, your hair reflecting against the sun in the most beautiful of ways. You put your shades back on as Angelique eyed your Gucci sling bag.

"Do you mind if I stay for a while Alma darling?"

You questioned Alma, a smirk on your face as Alma nodded, her not having a choice as she couldn't give away your room, as your room had posters that were way too inappropriate for children.

You grinned and went inside as you went back to your old room, the posters still in because you had glued it to the wall, taking off your leather jacket and hanging it in your closet, revealing your white tank top as you decided to lift some weights, trying to get stronger so that you could beat your personal best of 30 kilograms.

˚₊· ͟͟͞͞➳❥ cut to afternoon

Fiona called you, saying that it was time to eat as you smiled. Pausing your work out routine as you went down only in your tank top, your biceps in sight as alma took one look at you and almost drooled at how good you looked.

As Alma gave the command to eat, you started to, carefully eating slowly to not make a mess and to chew properly. The children talking about their day as Angelique just glared at you, you glaring back as Angelique stopped. Then you were caught off-guard when one of the children asked what you did away.

Alma was quick to respond with a quick glare which made the child stop asking. You nodded, swallowing your food as you responded.

"Well, I went to Japan for work dear. I had to make deals with clients. It was fun."

You said, finishing your food as you carefully excused yourself and placed your plate in the sink, going up to your room, you had taken off your heels and instead wore shoes with stockings. You went inside your room as you just continued your work out, lifting 15 kilogram weights like it was nothing.

Alma came in, closing the door behind her and calling your name.

"Y/n dear, the children and I are going on the daily walk and Angelique is staying home. I want you to stay home and I want you to get to know her. Understand?"

Alma commanded in a stern tone. Her stoic face symbolised that she was serious. You chuckled a bit as you haven't seen her this commanding since you slept with her.

"And what if I don't?"

You teased as you stood up and looked up at her.

"Then I'll punish you. You wouldn't want that would you? Or are you a dirty slut?"

Alma said, her tone stern as you blush at the filth coming out of her mouth. You nodded slowly as you went back downstairs going past her smirking face.

You went downstairs as Emma looked at you and waved before leaving with the other kids. You sat down on the couch and continued to read a book.

When the children left, Angelique came up to you and sat next to you. She asked what book you were reading and you told her Murder on the orient express. She suddenly got closer to you.

"Well, Alma told me a lot about you. More specifically, about how much of a slut you are in bed."

Angelique whispered to you, you blushed quickly at the degradation. Angelique smirks as she suddenly pushes you down on the couch, licking your ear.

"A-Angelique, wouldn't the kids see? Even if they're on their daily walk what if they come home early?"

You stuttered as Angelique smirked and bit your neck, leaving lovebites all over it. You whimpered and groaned as she bit your pulse.

"Well then, don't be so loud."

Angelique whispered as she covered your mouth and continued roughly biting and tugging on the skin on your neck. You gasped and whimpered as her sinful ministrations manipulated your pleasure.

You gasped as she found your pulse. She bit on it and licked the bite mark. You whimpered submissively as Angelique teased you.

"Please.. Please Angelique... Please.. please just fuck me.."

You begged, Angelique smirking, you gasped as Alma suddenly barged in. She was a panting mess as she smirked. Angelique got off you.

"My my, some one started without me."

You gulped, you were shocked when Alma came close and kissed you, you whimpered as she slipped her tongue in your mouth, whimpering as Angelique smirked, kissing your neck from the side, sucking and biting, creating hickeys.

"mmph~!"

You whimpered, Alma pulling away as she smirks..

✰ cut to later ✰

You were on their bed, naked as your neck was filled with love bites, your eyes squinting as you saw Angelique applying a magical lube to both their strap ons. You gulped as you felt Alma blindfolded you. "A-Alma.."

"Oh don't worry, you'll enjoy it sooner or later."

She replied in a nonchalant voice, you felt something weird.. like something was tying you up..

"I forgot to tell you, Angelique has magic."

Alma whispered to you, you were shocked.. you squealed when Angelique had tied you up to the bed with her magic, you tried to move your wrists but it was no use. Alma chuckled as she slowly went inside you.

"Fuck!!!!!!!~"

You moaned loudly, it felt like she was wearing a 9 inch strap.

"Hun, we're not even 3 inches in."

Your eyes widened, how did it feel so.. long?... And rough... "Such a slut, aren't you? A dumb slut who can't even take 2 inches without screaming." Angelique teased, degrading you even more.

"H-how- how?!.."

You questioned, Alma chuckling and responding with 2 words. "The lube."

Fuck.. it felt so good.. just.. wanna.. be.. cum..dump..

Alma then just started to pound in you, rough and hard as you moan loudly, gripping the sheets, fuck.. her vigorous fucking was turning you on more! Angelique then slowly inserted her strap in your asshole, causing her to gasp in shock at how tight you were.

"Mmph!!!~ Fuck!!!"

You moaned, Alma had moaned partially loud when you had clenched your pussy, you then starting to clench more as she moaned in your ear, Angelique starting slow as she gets you used to the feeling of the strap.

"Fucking hell!!!!"

You moaned loudly as Alma and Angelique had started to pound into you at the same speed, Alma hitting your g-spot rigorously.

You whimpered as Angelique attached a collar to you, tugging on the leash attached as her boobs suffocated your face. You started to slowly suck on her breasts as a calming way to try and avoid the rigorous thrusting that came from both Alma and Angelique.

✰cut to later✰

You were sore, legs and arms numb as Alma and Angelique took off the blindfold, smiling. Alma kissed your neck one more time as Angelique carried you to the bath. You whimpered as the hot water calms down your nerves.

Alma cooed, applying some medication onto your love bites. Angelique bathed you, applying shampoo as she massaged your head, her hands felt so nice. You purred as Alma has started to medicate your love bites. Alma then started to insert her fingers in your sore hole, going at a slow and sensual pace.

Alma continued to thrust, letting you reach your high as she lets you ride her fingers as well. Alma smiled before starting to wash your private parts. They then washed off the soap as they put the towel on you, drying you off. They then put silk pyjamas on you, carrying you to bed as they lay down beside you. Angelique kissed your forehead as she allowed you to nap peacefully.

#miss peregrines home for peculiar children #alma peregrine x reader #miss peregrine x reader #alma peregrine #lesbian #angelique bouchard x reader #angelique bouchard #dark shadows #wlw #wlw ns/fw

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enragedpigeon · 6 months

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I just finished watch Fiona and Cake, AMAZING show btw, and I saw someone say this and I just HAD to share it…and…turn it into a fanfic…I am the Ice King.

Simon, Fiona, and Cake open their eyes and look around at the new dimension they’ve found themselves in. They see tall, gray, concrete buildings, cars, and people walking around. “Huh. This…looks like our dimension.” Fiona says lazily pointing up at the buildings. “Great! Well there sure ain’t no crown here!” Cake says crossing her arms. Simon looks around and notices something very familiar. A particular bus stop on a particular street where he made a particular connection with a particular person. A very special person. “Uh, guys? I think we’re-” “Hey! Look!” Fiona shouts, pointing up at a building in the distance. “Our apartment building! You think the key works?” Cake asks. “Only one way to find out.” Fiona says before being to walk towards the building with Cake right behind her. Simon stands there and continues to stare. Thoughts flooding his mind. “How could throw be!? Have we gonna back in time!? But…this isn’t where Betty and I lived…” He thought without realizing the other two were far ahead of him. “SIMON! WHAT’S THE HOLD UP!” Cake yelled from the distance. “Uh- COMING!” Simon shouted back, snapping out of his trance and running towards them.

When Simon finally catches up they’re already at the building. “*gasp* FIONA! *gasp* WAIT! *gasp*” Simon shouts from right behind them once they enter the building. “Yeah?” She asks, turning around to face the tired, disheveled man. “I- *pant* Just a sec- *pant* Phew! I think Betty might be here.” Simon finally gets out before wheezing once again. “Really!? How do you know?” Fiona asks. “I saw the bus stop where I fell in love with her.” Simon says, finally composing himself. “YO!” Cake shouts slight annoyed from the elevators. “Ah! Coming Cake!” Fiona says, grabbing Simon’s wrist and forcefully dragging him into the elevator with herself and Cake. Fiona presses the button with the number 6 on it and they as send the building. Fiona and Cale happily talking while Simon gets lost deep in thought once again. “Is this really a good idea?” Simon thinks with the most uneasy feeling in his stomach. He decides to look around the elevator. Fake wooden walls, white tiled floors, gray steal door. But one thing sticks out to him. On the wall next to him is a calendar and it says the date is October 7th, 2005. “But…that’s not possible. The Mushroom War would’ve already happened!” Simon thought. Just then the elevator beeps, indicating they’ve arrived. Simon’s now a lot more scared of what’s about to happen.

They get off the elevator and begin to walk down the long hallway. Fiona and Cale seem happy but Simon feels as though he’s walking to his doom. Just as they approach room 631 and Fiona’s about to try the key, Simon stops her. “Fiona, I don’t think this is a good idea.” Simon says almost frantically. “Why? What do you think’s gonna happen?” Fiona asks, slightly worried at his demeanor. “There was a cane for in the elevator. I said it was 2005. The Mushroom War should’ve happened already but it hasn’t. I think-” “This is our dimension. Of corse there’s no “Mushroom War”.” Cake says, snatching the key from Fiona’s hand and putting it in the key hole. “CAKE! WAIT!” Simon yells, but Cake has already unlocked the door and pushed it open. The door opens to a seemingly normal apartment, but definitely not Fiona and Cake’s. It was much bigger and cleaner. Simon looks around, the feeling of despair more intense than ever. He doesn’t notice anything until…a picture on the coffee table…A very familiar picture of a certain man and a certain woman. Just then a child comes BURSTING out from the door to the right. She’s stands at about 4,4. Brown hair, light skin, olive-green eyes, and a missing front tooth. Maybe 7 years old. She looks at Simon and her eyes light up and she runs towards him with a big smile. She wraps her arms around his waist and shouts, “DADDY!” As loud as she could.

Simon, Fiona, and Cake are utterly confused until someone looks out at them from the kitchen, standing at about 5,6. She has dark orange hair, light skin, pale green eyes, and pointed red glasses. Maybe 32 years old. Simon’s jaw drops as he realizes what’s going on. “Simon? You more back from the store already?” The woman asks with a confused look on her face.

“Betty…”

Y’all want a part 2?

#fiona and cake #simon petrikov #betty grof #petrigrof #fanfic #adventure time

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elexnorislingtxn · 1 month

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rating every single arctic monkeys song (on spotify)

(this is in no particular order tbh and I am very biased. sorry I'm still stuck in my 2004 alt rock phase. and no there is like zero commentary.

I bet you look good on the dancefloor

⭐⭐⭐⭐

groovy and an absolute classic

bigger boys and stolen sweethearts

⭐⭐⭐⭐

I love alex's voice in this, like, it's so emotional in a way. definitely not my favorite though.

chun li flying bird kick

⭐⭐⭐

belongs on my lemon demon playlist tbh

when the sun goes down

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very vampire-ish, catchy

stickin to the floor

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reminds me of some queen songs for like, zero reasons? groovy tho

⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐

UNDERRATED OMG so good tbh

settle for a draw

⭐⭐⭐⭐

literally love this one sm

the view from the afternoon

⭐⭐⭐⭐

literally anything from wpsiatwin is awesome, but this one >>

cigarette smoker fiona

⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐

omg this is SUCH a finn lynch (dirty old town) song!!

despair in the departure lounge

⭐⭐⭐

this feels like a hint to tbh&c tbh

no buses

⭐⭐⭐

it's okay honestly

who the fuck are the arctic monkeys?

⭐⭐⭐

groovy ig

leave before the lights come on

⭐⭐⭐⭐

also super underrated

put your dukes up john

⭐⭐

not for me tbh

fake tales of san fransisco

⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐

I love the storytelling

dancing shoes

⭐⭐⭐

groovy (not my favorite tbh)

you probably couldn't see it for the lights but you were staring straight at me

⭐⭐⭐⭐

storytelling again!

still take you home

⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐

one of the few songs I can actually sing 👍

riot van

⭐⭐⭐⭐

ah, memories of childhood

red lights indicate doors are secured

⭐⭐⭐⭐

solid track tbh 👍

mardy bum

⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐

idk but I love his accent in this

perhaps vampires is a bit strong but...

⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐

def on my top twenty

from the ritz to the rubble

⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐

literally cannot sing this but I love it sm

a certain romance

⭐⭐⭐⭐

underrated and a bop

if you found this, it's probably too late

⭐⭐⭐⭐

brianstorm animation aftermath tbh

brianstorm

⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐

AHHH SO SO SO GOOD OMG

temptation greets you like your naughty friend

⭐⭐⭐

it's okay.

what if you were right the first time?

⭐⭐⭐⭐

groovy (pt 3)

da frame 2r

⭐⭐

goofy

matador

⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐

love love

florescent adolescent

⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐

catchy and again sUCH A FINN SONG

the bakery

⭐⭐⭐⭐

cornerstone before cornerstone existed

plastic tramp

⭐⭐⭐⭐

why does this feel like a regulus black song 💀

too much to ask

⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐

omg I love this one

teddy picker

⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐

AHHHHHHHHBHBBBHBHHHHH

bad woman

⭐⭐⭐

not my favorite but it's good

the death ramps

⭐⭐⭐⭐

so so so so good

nettles

⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐

OMG I LOVE THIS SM (and it needs a fic 100%

d is for dangerous

⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐

literally anything from fwn is a solid 10/10

balaclava

⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐

ALSO SUCH A ZARA SONG LIKE OMG

only ones who know

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gives off dramatically sobbing while baking chocolate chip cookies vibes

do me a favor

⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐

AHHHHH

this house is a circus

⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐

fwn basslines are just so yummy

if you were there, beware

⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐

his voice in this>>>

the bad thing

⭐⭐⭐⭐

okay song buttt not my favorite

old yellow bricks

⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐

MY ABSOLUTE FAVORITE OFF OF FWN

505

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fan favorite that deserves it tbh

diamonds are forever

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good cover 👍

crying lightning

⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐

my favorite off of humbug

red right hand

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sounds like the plot of a show or something

I haven't got my strange

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it's good, not a favorite

cornerstone

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only because of the mv

catapult

⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐

underrated af

sketchead

⭐⭐⭐

not for me tbh

fright lined dining room

⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐

the writing omg>>>

my propeller

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omg omg omg his voice

joining the dots

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good 👍

the afternoon's hat

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not a favorite, but good

don't forget whose legs you're on

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one of the best b-sides tbh

dangerous animals

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so hot but slightly cringe with the spelling

secret door

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underrated and for what? I love this one sm

potion approaching

⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐

AHHH YESSSSSS SO SO GOOD

fire and the thud

⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐

OMG THE WRITING>>>>>>

dance little liar

⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐

hot

pretty visitors

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literal drugs

the jeweler's hands

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so underrated, and the writing !!

don't sit down because I've moved your chair

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it's okay.

the blonde-o-sonic shimmer trap

⭐⭐

💀

i. d. s. t

⭐⭐

💀

the hellcat spangled shalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalala

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goofy.

little illusion machine

⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐

omg I love miles in this!!!

suck it and see

⭐⭐⭐⭐

you never kNoWwWwW

evil twin

⭐⭐⭐

their most y/n song ever

she's thunderstorms

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the whole sias album is a lullaby tbh

black treacle

⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐

yawn

brick by brick

⭐

no. no. no. no. no. (it's catchy)

library pictures

⭐⭐⭐

goofy and definitely hinting at tbh&c

all my own stunts

⭐⭐⭐⭐

it's good

reckless serenade

⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐

play this at my wedding pls

piledriver waltz

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the submarine version was better

love is a laserquest

⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐

so good

that's where you're wrong

⭐⭐⭐

it's okay 👍

r u mine?

⭐⭐⭐⭐

boppy, not my favorite

electricity

⭐⭐⭐⭐

underrated

do I wanna know?

⭐⭐⭐

good, not the best

2013

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I actually enjoy this 💀

why'd you only call me when you're high

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yesss one of my favorites

stop the world I wanna get off with you

⭐⭐⭐

you really that horny?

one for the road

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wHooOo wHooooOoooO

you're so dark

⭐⭐⭐⭐

pure longing

arabella

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yesss another Finn song

I want it all

⭐⭐⭐

why does this remind me of varya 💀

no. 1 party anthem

⭐⭐⭐⭐

yawn but it's good

mad sounds

⭐⭐⭐⭐

ohHh laaAALaaLaAaa

fireside

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it's good, feels like my grandparents' car

snap out of it

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I wanna dance to this one

knee socks

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same as with snap out of it

I wanna be yours

⭐⭐⭐

this just makes me laugh 💀

star treatment

⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐

literally all tbh&c are gonna get the same ratings bcs the instrumentals are bops

one point perspective

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omg the 'di di di di di di'

american sports

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tranquility base hotel and casino

⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐

golden trunks

⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐

the world's first ever monster truck front flip

⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐

the ultracheese

⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐

the ending omg omg

batphone

⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐

four out of five

⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐

science fiction

⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐

she looks like fun

⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐

(cheeseburger)

⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐

omg I love this one sm

anyways

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there better be a mirrorball

⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐

AHHHHHH THE 'FORRRE MEEEE' PART>>>>>

body paint

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omg the emotion in his voice>>>>

perfect sense

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why do I relate to this so much -

I ain't quite where I think I am

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omg the 'wah wah' guitar -

sculptures of anything goes

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SO GOOD OMG

jet skis on the moat

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so good but I don't really understand it

the car

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ahh this feels like a goodbye

big ideas

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OMG YESSSSSS

hello you

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one of my favorites tbh

mr. shwartz

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so good omg

(this took like, two hours 💀)

#music #spotify #arctic monkeys #song #songs #song ranking #ratings

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zafirosreverie · 2 years

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An especial case (Alma x Fem!Reader)

"You're not walking into the house like this"

You looked down at your bare, muddy feet and wiggled your toes a little. The skirt of your dress was also a muddy mess and the dirt was concentrated in two large circular stains from spending so much time on your knees. You still believed it was unfair to be treated that way.

"Aww but Miss P-"

"no buts"

"But it's time for dinner" you pouted

"You should have thought about it before getting dirty like this" the older woman crossed her arms "you're not going to enter my house like that"

"It's our house" you said in a low voice "besides, you get upset if I don't come to dinner, but you don't let me in either. What do you want from me, woman?!"

You watched as Alma tried to hide the birth of a smile and looked up at the sky with feigned exasperation. You knew the ymbryne had a soft spot for you, especially when you acted so childish.

"You are by far the most difficult girl I have ever had in my care" she told you

"But I'm a big girl" you said, making the most convincing puppy face you could.

It worked, because Alma's cheeks tinged slightly pink, although she tried to hide it by turning her head to avoid looking directly at you. Damn your doll face and damn her guts for reacting immediately to you.

Alma was not one to deny her feelings, and she had long since accepted that you held a special place in her heart, although she usually managed to banish those thoughts to the back of her mind.

But then there were times like this when you were so damn cute and she wanted nothing more than to kiss you. An inappropriate thought that no ymbryne should have of any of her children.

Well, technically, you weren't a child, but you were still under her care, so there was a certain line she couldn't bring herself to cross with you, no matter how much she wanted to. For now, she would be content to have you around as an assistant and confidant. It would have to suffice.

"You're not going to leave me without dinner, are you?" you said, snapping her out of her thoughts "it's not my fault that my gift requires me to spend so much time on earth"

"Miss Frauenfeld's is also earth-bound and she doesn't stain half as much as you do, Miss Y/L/N."

"Ah, but Fiona doesn't deal with special missions like me" you said with a mischievous smile

"Is that so?" Alma raised an eyebrow "and what kind of mission did you do today?"

"A very important one! The most important of all!" you said dramatically "it was my duty to find the second most beautiful flower of all"

"second?" she blinked confused, not following your train of thought "and may I ask what for?"

"To give it to the first one, of course" you said

Alma didn’t understand until you revealed what you had behind your back and offered her a small but beautiful white flower. The older woman this time couldn't hide the blush on her cheeks and her hand trembled as she took the gift.

"Oh Y/N" she sighed "what am I going to do with you?"

Despite her fake disapproving tone, she smiled at you, making you feel proud that you had achieved that look on her, the one that was exclusively for you.

"Letting me in for dinner sounds like a viable option to me" you joked lightly, rocking back on your heels.

Alma laughed softly and shook her head affectionately. You were definitely a special case, even among all her peculiar children. And you were definitely going to be a problem for her, but one that she would gladly put up with just to see you for the rest of her days.

"...you have five minutes to clean up. And try not to stain the carpet too much" she told you.

You made a small victorious noise and swung your feet on the porch before rushing past her. The ymbryne watched you disappear up the stairs and closed the door to head into the kitchen.

If the children thought it strange that she had a white flower tangled in her hair, none of them said anything.

#reader insert #x reader #alma peregrine #alma peregrine x reader #alma peregrine imagine #alma lefay peregrine #Miss Peregrine's Home for Peculiar Children #mphfpc x reader #mphfpc imagines #mphfpc #and yes #i recasted Alma

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thelreads · 2 years

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Ah- Boooo I was ready for a “that`s a lotta damage” reaction, but you know what, this is even better, because seeing Nightfall trying to keep cool and collected while simultaneously squeeing with joy on the inside was incredibly adorable and hilarious.

Fiona please, I think you should take a hint from Twilight`s fake work and seek some professional help, because this obsession with being loved after proving yourself as being the best isn`t healthy. Christ woman, take a chill pill

#spy x family #spy x family liveblog #reading #manga #liveblog #SXFC31

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cassie-thorne · 2 years

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Not Platinum being released 3 years ago today☹ that's one of the best book ever (for me, duh) and (might be) the most expensive ofc. I still think F!Avery is one of the prettiest augh and her hairstyles. Shane, MC's best friend🥲🤍. Zadie, our ah-mazing stylist (i love most of the fits!). Fiona and Hank! those luv birds. Jaylen, I hated her on some chapters but i become her friend anyways so.. And ofc my beloved hawty boyfriend augh Raleigh Effing Carrera, that's where it all started, the loving-these-funny-rebel-assholes who's also a softie (damn i love his hair and tattoos😍). Not to mention, his sexy spanish🙄. Who else, who else.. Oh that Wright or Knight.. that same ol' white haired grown ass man with blue suit? who's always a freakin' villain in a story (lmfao) i don't miss u so.. Back to Avery! I am NOT gonna lie.......... He's actually the LI I was gonna romance UNTIL this fake dating with Carrera lol, Avery is just the sweetest. And when I romanced Raleigh, it's just fun and sweet and a LOT of trouble and I like trouble. And hey, he was my fav LI ever. Was is kinda sad help😭 he still is, just not #1 he's at 2 but still my favourite lmao it's because Trystan kinda happened (duh). Anyways, THE SONGS AHHHHH hold up lemme just listen to Love who i'll be again and hey, give our friend Poki Chu on youtube a subscribe! Yup that's all and yeah i missssss them sm❤

#playchoices #choices stories you play #raleigh carrera #Platinum #Choices platinum #avery wilshere #shane parker #missing raleigh carrera 24/7

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ao3feed-twiyor · 5 months

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Bonds

read it on AO3 at https://ift.tt/pT1K49w by oxetaia Thorn Princess: uma cidadã exemplar de dia, uma assassina letal de noite. Twilight: um espião altamente qualificado da WISE, o melhor em combate da sua agência. Ambos se conhecem quando suas missões se cruzam. Se odeiam à primeira vista, mas aprendem de uma forma esquisita, a se suportarem, já que aparentemente suas missões estavam destinadas a continuar se entrelaçando. Mas as coisas começam a ficar confusas quando muitas emoções se misturam ao que deveria ser apenas casual e sem apegos. Principalmente quando em uma dessas missões que, sem querer eles se cruzam, encontram uma criança sendo feita de cobaia nas mãos de cientistas. Mas o que eles não sabiam, era que aquela criança de cabelos rosas e pequenos chifres na cabeça, seria a única salvação de ambos. Ah, e é claro, ainda há o maldito cachorro. Words: 4361, Chapters: 1/?, Language: Português brasileiro Fandoms: SPY x FAMILY (Manga), SPY x FAMILY (Anime) Rating: Explicit Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Categories: F/M Characters: Loid Forger | Twilight, Yor Briar Forger | Thorn Princess, Anya Forger, Franky Franklin, Yuri Briar, Sylvia Sherwood | Handler, Fiona Frost | Nightfall Relationships: Loid Forger | Twilight/Yor Briar Forger | Thorn Princess, Anya Forger & Loid Forger | Twilight & Yor Briar Forger | Thorn Princess, Anya Forger & Yor Briar Forger | Thorn Princess Additional Tags: Rough Sex, Oral Sex, Vaginal Sex, Sex, Public Sex, Family, Protective Yor Briar Forger | Thorn Princess, Protective Loid Forger | Twilight, Soft Loid Forger | Twilight, Soft Yor Briar Forger | Thorn Princess, Parent Yor Briar Forger | Thorn Princess, Good Parent Loid Forger | Twilight, Violence, Developing Relationship, Fake/Pretend Relationship, Fake Marriage, Multiple Orgasms, Multiple Sex Positions, Kissing, Blood and Injury, Enemies to Lovers, Cute Anya Forger, Anya Forger Needs a Hug, Parent Loid Forger | Twilight, Riding, Dirty Talk, Dirty Thoughts, Bad Dirty Talk read it on AO3 at https://ift.tt/pT1K49w

#IFTTT #ao3feed #fanfic #twiyor #spy x family #sxf #loid forger #yor forger

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fakeahgems · 8 months

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disclaimer: very old au

tw ryan is still in this au since this was created and worked on in like 2019 subject to edits

Info: Mostly based around an au of the fake ah crew and some of their minecraft series.

fahc gems:

Geoff- Rhodonite Jack- Larimar Ryan- Bloodstone Michael- Tourmaline Gavin- Yellow Pearl Jeremy- Overcooked Ametrine Ray- Ametrine Lindsey- Sunstone Meg- Cherry pearl Matt- iolite Alfredo green jade Trevor orange jade Fiona: Boulder Opal

#fahc gems #fahc au

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kimsgoeun · 2 years

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She is not refusing to die, she is refusing to let you kill her. She’s that kind of stubborn.

► GENERAL INFORMATION

FULL NAME: Katharine Sarah Goodwin (née Russell-Cooper)

NICKNAMES: None

AGE: 40

DATE OF BIRTH: Aug. 18

OCCUPATION: Con Artist

GENDER & PRONOUNS: Cis Woman & She/Her

SEXUALITY: Bisexual

FACECLAIM: Rosamund Pike

► APPEARANCE

HAIR COLOR: Blonde

EYE COLOR: Blue

HEIGHT: 5′8′ (174 cm)

TATTOOS: None

► PERSONALITY

ZODIAC: Leo

JUNG TYPE: INTJ

TEMPERAMENT: Sanguine

MORAL ALIGNMENT: Neutral evil

POSITIVE TRAITS: Persistent, Dedicated, Organized

NEGATIVE TRAITS: Argumentative, Vindictive, Prideful

SKILLS: Ballroom dancing, Pickpocketing, Sleight of hand, Lying

HOBBIES: Shopping, Coordinating events, Kickboxing

DISLIKES: Laziness, Sloppiness, People with bad taste in style

INSPIRATION(S): Emily Thorne (Revenge) Fiona Goode (AHS: Coven) Laura Moon (American Gods) Marla Grayson (I Care A Lot) Maziken (Lucifer) Rio (Good Girls)

► CONNECTIONS

FAMILIAL CONNECTIONS Everly Russell (Mother, Estranged) Gerald Cooper (Father, Estranged)

ROMANTIC CONNECTIONS Kalianna Verdane

PLATONIC CONNECTIONS

HOSTILE CONNECTIONS Winston Dufort (Husband, 41) Arnold Dufort (Father-in-Law) Lydia Dufort (Mother-in-Law) Nathaniel Dufort (Brother-in-Law, 46) Nicole Dufort (née Basker, Sister-in-Law) William Dufort (Brother-in-Law, 43) Viola Dufort (née Nathans, Sister-in-Law)

► HEADCANONS

Katharine was abandoned at the age of eight by her parents. While she had been with them, it was not a healthy or stable relationship. She was forced to watch her parents constantly fight and leave the house for days at a time. She rarely had enough food in the house to keep her going and would often get fed by neighbors or soup kitchens as a child.

She was placed into foster care once neighbors reports her parents’ disappearance. She jumped from group homes/foster parents until she was about sixteen.

At sixteen she dropped out of school (and got her GED instead) and ran away from her group home to live on her own. She made due through petty crimes (pick-pocketing and breaking-and-entering) or by charming a stranger into letting her into their home for the night.

At eighteen, Katharine legally changed her surname so she wouldn’t be related to her birth parents. She also didn’t want to risk her bio-parents ever finding her.

Katharine met her husband through a fake charity event where she was posing as an event coordinator (but really using it to steal people’s money). Winston found her charming after a handful of conversations with her, and ended up asking her out for dinner the following evening. She figured she would only be kept around for a bit and tried to get as much money out of him until he kicked her aside, but found herself falling for him after continuous months of seeing each other. The pair were engaged and married by the one year mark, much to his family’s horror.

Prior to meeting Winston, she really didn’t believe in love or the idea of marriage. Looking back at her relationship though, she’s realized it was a giant whirlwind of love-bombing and subtle manipulation on his side to her that kept her blinded to what was going on. Having what felt like a “fairy-tale” romance had her turning a blind eye to some of the red flags she would’ve otherwise not put up with before.

► MISC. INFORMATION

SPECIES: Human

HERITAGE: English

NATIONALITY: American

SPOKEN LANGUAGE(S): English, French, Italian

RELIGION: Atheist

EDUCATION LEVEL: High School Graduate (GED)

ECONOMIC STATUS: Upper Class

► LINKS

Inspo | Meme Headcanons | Meme Prompts | Ship Tag

#cb: katharine goodwin #hc: katharine goodwin #character bio

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twiggystarrdust · 2 years

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Beetlejuice x the dark crystal x twiggyverse

I made this masterpiece a while ago and though I've not caught up to this part in the story i want to share. don't try to understand it, just love it.

(twiggy tries for the millionth time to make Griddle tell her his real name while they return to the merkingdom with the TRUE KING)

Twiggy: You could use a buddy!

Don't you want a crown?

(mimicing Griddle) Yes I do! Yes I do!

See, the way I see it

That demon should be leavin'

And you should rule the town

*whispers* And love me

Griddle: What?

Twiggy: Nothing

So, Griddle dear, don't run away

We’re here to stay

That demon has his ass on your throne

Together we'll exterminate, assassinate!

Griddle: How?

Twiggy: The finer points can wait

But first, you gotta tell me your name.

Come on Griddle, you know you can trust me

I wanna know so please don't act so sketchy

Keeping all these secrets is a pain

Why won’t you tell me your god damn name?

Griddle, you could be my Romeo

Oh, you won't believe how far I'll go

I'm in the friend-zone, but

Our love could be all aflame

All you gotta do is tell me your name

(out of character, player and DM)

Calette: Cause I don't know his name

James: Well, I can't say it

Calette: How 'bout a game of charades?

James: Yes, let's play it

Calette: okay, Two words?

James: Right

Calette: Second word

James: Uh-huh

Calette: Drink?

James: No

Calette: Beverage?

James: No

Calette: Wine?

James: No

Calette: Juice?

James: Yes

Calette: Okay

James: First word

Calette: Okay, Bug?

James: No

Calette: Ant?

James: Close, but no

Calette: Beetle?

James: Yes

Calette: Betelgeuse?

James: Wow, I'm impressed

And all you gotta do is say his name three times

Three times in a row it must be spoken

Unbroken

Ready?

Calette: Yeah!

James: Okay, go

Calette: Betelgeuse

James: Yes

Calette: Betelgeuse

James: Yes

Calette: Beeeee-

James: (laughing to himself) Oh, oh, this is gonna be so good

James: Gotcha!

Calette: What?

James: You're so smart

But its a no

I'll think about your offer though,

Let you know

But let get back to gameplay down below

Calette: wait! Betelgeuse

James: but-

Calette: Betelgeuse

James: listen, being DM’s girlfriend doesn't mean that I'm an easy mark

You don’t know his real name,

Just that hes a shark

Yes, life sucks

But not that much

Okay, Calette Dear

Calette Dear

Be a doll and spare the headache

Bringing this up was a mistake

Calette: But you said his name was-

James: Thats was a fake

Twiggy: Just tell me, buddy!

Griddle: give me a break

Marriage is a flattering offer

But I don’t wanna be underwater

So I’d like it if you just shut up

Twiggy: Please?

Griddle: I may be gentlemanly

But Twiggy dear you’re gonna make me lose my mind

(spoken, out of character)

Calette: So, playing hardball, huh?

You are tougher than you look

James: Just wanna make sure you got plenty of surprises

Got any other tactics?

Rafiki: Twiglet, there you are!

Setiel: Ah, you found Griddle!

Twiggy: Setiel, Rafiki, my old pals!

Griddle: But how are we going to defeat the demon?

Twiggy: look around, we have the best team in Thraa!

Rafiki: Pumba is a deity

Pumba is a god

Listen to my preaches and you will be so be awed

Sentinel: I can help

Rafiki: (distracted) Hey look at that kelp

Setiel: Your troubles all ended on the day that me befriended me

Twiggy: (roling eyes) Please, you only just joined!

Rafiki: Hakuna Matata Everyone!

Fondle: What the heck was that?

Fiona: So ear-destroying

Twiggy: There you go, dear

A couple of five-star reviews

(james writes in book)

Calette: Whacha doing??

James: That is the question

I write down the plotlines for almost every session

Calette: All the plot?

James: Pretty much, all the plot’s there sure,

Calette: Then, James dear, what do I need you for?

James: Woah, woah, woah woah woah

Hold up, hold up, girl, I'm your God

You cant just check my notebook you cheeky sod

Youre over-curiosity has Twiggy flawed

But we're BF-F-F-F's forever

Alan and Ben (rafiki and setiel): Calette!

Calette: What? Twiggy needs to know

And you heard what he said, ALL the plot is in that book

Calette: We don't need that DM

The three of us alone can crack this problem

I’ll just check his notes while he’s asleep

Guys, I got a wedding date to keep

(rafiki)Alan: Okay, so what's your plan?

Calette: Twiggys’ determined

She’s got a lot of rings to be returned and

That’s an awfully big kind gesture

It’s no longer a pester

I’ll win this freaking game

Twiggy: and I'm gonna make him tell me his name

Set + Raf: She really has no shame

Twiggy: I'll make him tell me his name

Set + Raf: why not use a nickname?

Twiggy: I'll make him tell me his name

Set + Raf: She’ll make him tell her his name

Twiggy: Not running away

I'll make him tell me his name!

Set + Raf: Yeah!

#beetlejuice crossover #ao3

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