#famous in small town

[oedipusted]

I am in the mood to do a bunch more posts and reposts related to my mom and or my "secret" relationship with my mom. All with the purpose of exposing my "secret" described on the header of my blog. Looking for suggestions. Should I do fantasies, truths, both, or something else. Will do what is suggested.

Every picture posted by the people I follow causes me to think 'I would really really love to see my mother wearing that'. Then the pictures cause me to form fantasies about my mother, or to think of truths about my mother and I and our secret affair. I tend to automatically speak, write, and post the fantasy or the truth about my mother and I and our secret affair that I am thinking about because of these pictures. Especially pictures of seamed nylons/seamed pantyhose, nylon layers, pantyhose gussets, fishnet nylons/fishnet pantyhose, slingback high heels, thigh high boots. Open toe shoes/sandals, and or blue toenail polish creates fantasies/truths about my foot fetishes (you can imagine me out in public in summertime here).

#oedipus complex #secret revealed #rumor confirmed #truth revealed #famous in small town #world famous

[dayurno]

most touching bit that has been going on recently is people including kevjean when they say there are ship wars being fought on jean's holy name as if kevjean is ever even remotely comparable to jerejean (famous) and jeanee (canon)..... there are five kevjean fans and two are me. i dont think we can compete let alone compare but i love the enthusiasm

#LIKE I GET IT. BUT I WISH #my friends my acolytes my sisters and my cousins how i wish. how i wish! #its seriously touching its like having your bumfuck ass small town shout out @ the international news #but unless kevjean is secretly super famous in an underground aftg fight club then we are truly doomed #realistically what do we have. jean's suicide and the 2 in his jersey #thats all #these whores dont even talk. kevin hasnt answered jeans texts in a year #its moreover (moreau + over like joever) and we know its moreover. but i love getting included so thank you #even if kevin is indeed jeans bi awakening its literally crumbs girl its crumbs #i mean i guess you never forget your first love BUT STILL. you understand that its moreover #let renee and jeremy duke this one out kevin has done his time he was cute and pretty when it mattered and now he gets to gracefully exit #also to be honest lowkey kevin doesnt even want jean which hurts me personally but anything for my princess.... #im showing him picture after picture of jean holding puppies and helping old ladies cross the street and kevins asking me where andrew at #hes looking the other way hes checking his nails hes whistling #lalalalalaing even #txt #kevjean

[rocknrolltrailertrash]

☆I Don't Really Wanna Know What's Good For Me☆

#vintage #80s #80s aesthetic #70s aesthetic #70s #vintage americana #born to die summer #summer #summer aesthetic #born to die aesthetic #born to die #queen of the gas station #west coast lana del rey #road trip #small town america #california dreaming #california #nostalgia #nostalgic #almost famous #trailer park darling #trash magic #trailer park princess #lana del rey aesthetic #lizzy grant summer #ride lana del rey #lust for life #venice bitch #red aesthetic #groupie love

[lakejosie]

pages from my sketchbook

@mothercain

#southern gothic #mine #australian gothic #ethel cain #small town #appalachian gothic #famous last words #drawing #painting #art #my art #sketchbook

[drawnbinary]

Gays who can't drive (anymore)

#brassius gets his cyclizar license revoked #barbie redraw #hassius #ephemeralartshipping #brassel #hassel x brassius #brassius x hassel #there's something about the idea of avoiding referring to hassel by name in favour of brassius that is always so funny to me #it's an inside joke with myself practically #because hassel has the notoriety from being from a famous family and being the art teacher and head of the elite four #and brassius is quite renowned as an artist and gym leader but an early gym leader from a small town #so like the media focusing only on brassius and ignoring that hassel is also a big deal cracks me the fuck up #hassel #brassius #gym leader brassius #elite four hassel #pokemon fanart #pokemon #scarlet violet

[feluka]

thank u so so much mina warrior of my comm post,,

but seriously i really do appreciate it a lot you have no idea 💚

MY DEAREST IF I AM GOING TO SUBMIT MYSELF TO THE MORTIFYING ORDEAL OF HAVING A NUMBER OF FOLLOWERS THEN I MUST ALSO REAP THE REWARDS OF HELPING MY FRIENDS AND OPENLY LOVING THEM no need to thank me i am always wishing you the best MWAH ❤

#the only thing keeping me from migrating to a new small blog is that #there are benefits to having an audience and there are important posts that i need to get notes #asks #lmao i'm talking like my blog is super famous.. not at all but i'm a small town girl and any 4 digit number frightens me deeply

[leejihoonownsmyheart]

In my passion project, romcom Jihoon fanfic that I keep talking about I wrote this scene and it's really funny to me and it is important to me that someone reads this and says: "brie this is really funny" and includes something kind of personal about the little tid bit and I will not be posting any story ever again until someone says that AND ITS GOT TO SEEM ORGANIC. And no context because my genius amazing writing ability needs no context at all okay here it is:

“Oh!” You looked up from the ipad you were coloring on, realizing that the bell to the coffee shop had dinged a while ago. You gave a smile to the girl that had walked in as you closed your ipad. You glanced over your shoulder, grateful that Wonwoo was in the back so he wouldn’t have noticed that you were too distracted by your ipad to notice customers…

Just like he said you would be when he specifically told you not to play with your ipad on the clock. You looked back at the person who had just come in, trying to see if you could place her.

“Is… Wonwoo here…?” The girl asked, looking over your shoulder past you. You pouted your lips slightly, gesturing towards the back. She glanced that way. “So you’re…?”

You could tell in her eyes that she recognized you. You smiled brightly and pointed at your name tag, telling her your name as if you genuinely believed she didn’t know it.

“I just started working here.”

“What?!” She blurted suddenly. You let your head fall to the side innocently.

“What?” You asked her back. As she stared at you, Wonwoo peaked through the back curtain.

“Y/n, what are you doing?” He asked with a sigh, as if you were causing a huge scene of some sort. You turned to him with an expression of anger mixed with shock- one that the girl wouldn’t be able to see. He rolled his eyes at you, and looked at the girl at the counter.

“Let me guess, y/n can’t even ring you up a cup of coffee,” he commented. He stopped next to you. “12oz iced latte with maple and almond milk.”

He stood next to you, not moving to touch the register. The smile that you had sported just for show in front of this girl grew into one that was real.

Wonwoo still couldn’t use the register. Even though it was inarguably easier to use than that stupid piece of junk he had before. You chirpily rang the drink into the register.

“Maple coffee,” you said conversationally. “That sounds-”

Wonwoo shoved a coffee cup in front of you as Dayoung curiously tapped her debit card to the card reader.

“I didn’t hire you to talk, I hired you to make coffee.”

You wanted to make Wonwoo look bad so you let a flash of hurt and confusion cross through your eyes, and then you glanced at the girl, as if you just remembered that she was there and could see the two of you and pretended to force a smile.

“I make amazing coffee,” you stated. As you walked over to the coffee machine, you heard Wonwoo get hit in the chest, and you smiled in satisfaction. Your plan had worked, because of course it had. 

“Wonwoo is that-”

#if i wake up to this i'm going to delete it #Context is that y/n is a very famous person who suddenly retired out of no where and moved to a small town where #y/n is now recking havoc (trying to live a normal life) #by terrorizing (forcibly befriending) #people #and also y/n got this job with wonwoo by forcing him to hire them #WHAT DO YOU GUYS WANNA SEE THAT SCENE TOO ITS ALSO VERY FUNNY #seventeen fanfiction

[miss-mossball]

Have you seen the classic Rankin Bass Rudolph films they were my favorite and if so what do you think of Clarice?

I have seen them! that's the Rudolph I grew up with tbh. I wish I remembered them more

I was thinking of making Clarice a thing, a childhood best friend/girlfriend for Rudy, it's where she got her ribbon from!

#doodle heaven #my ocs #santa's reindeer waifus #rudolph #' x ' <( #She probably gave it to her as a way to say 'dont forget us when you're famous!!' #Rudy comes from a small town in the north pole and wasnt treated the nicest #but Clarice was always by her side

[oedipusted]

Secret Affair Is Less Secret

True: I have had 18 total people text message me since last evening telling me they know about my mother being my girlfriend. They were not people on this site, but they may have seen my posts here. Also they said they "just now found out it is true. They had heard rumors/gossip, but now know it is true". Some even said I confirmed it (so some saw my blog). I had previously assumed these people already knew.

#oedipus complex #secret revealed #rumor confirmed #secret no longer #famous in small town

[artemis-howl]

Oh also I saw the touring production of Come From Away yesterday with my mom and it was so good and I started tearing up almost immediately (probably bc I was still hungover from the night before but also bc I love musicals) but I did not know it was about 9/11 until like 2 minutes before the show started lol

#i bought the tickets a few weeks ago bc i knew it had won awards and i had heard good things #but all i knew was that some people had to land in small town canada and were stranded there for some amount of time #did not know it was related to our most famous terrorist attack 😬

[vonn13]

Steddie as parents

#steddie #Parents steddie #Dad Eddie munson #Famous Eddie munson #Steve is his Badass small town husband

[undead-potatoes]

OH WAIT for that "have you met a celebrity" poll I completely forgot I met the artist Humon (who did the Scandinavia and the World comics among others) at a con once, and they complimented me on my troll costume and even took a picture of me

#Sunny Life #like they were pretty big back in the day and even now they're probably more well known than a Norwegian celebrity chef lmao #even though that's still pretty small fry #I gre up in a small town of 25k in Norway and have now been housebound for most of my adult life #my opportunities to meet famous people have not been numerous

[sp00ky-scary]

sometimes I forget how small australia is until im reminded of how easy it is to randomly encounter politicians and celebrities

#one politician from where i currently live is like a known politican and was also on reality tv like a few years back #anyway one time i saw her changing at the swimming pool here #also everytime ive been to melbourne at least one person from aussie tv has walked by #and as a child i attended a few like playgroup things with this really popular comedians kid #also just like the town i grew up in has a weird number of semi to actually famous people who were born there or lived there #maybe australia isnt super small and i just have a weird habit of existing near famous people #but whatever #also for some reason literally every highschool has at least one guy whos gone on to play afl

[withinthebrain]

Small Town Mural

Unknown to the world, but an integral part of the town, more important than Starry Night the mural is famous. It is a landmark for everyone in a fifteen mile radius, more well known than the Eiffel Tower or Mt. Rushmore.

Painted on the side of a two story building oozing more history and memories than the five thousand residents combined, the mural is small town famous. World famous has nothing on small town fame.

If this small town mural could talk, it would tell of people who stopped by as they headed to Friday night football, Satuday afternoon flee markets, or Sunday morning church service. It would recall travelers from two towns over, the next state, or countries across the ocean. The mural would talk about homecoming parades, car shows, and carnivals.

Small town murals are famous.

#small town #small town mural #mural #football #spilled thoughts #spilled ink #homecoming #if it could talk #from the inside looking out #famous #small town fame

[giriduck]

Just noticed that in Age of Calamity, the loading screens take the stylized art style from the tapestry in BotW, and apply it to the available cast / current story, but they are silhouettes, like paper shadow puppets.

Now imagining traveling shadow puppet shows as a major form of entertainment in Hyrule, with dramatic storytelling and music provided by bards.

#legend of zelda #breath of the wild #age of calamity #there is a place in the Castle Town where you can pay 15 rupees to watch the nightly news #venders have set up food and drink carts nearby #grilled skewered meats and small pies #on weekends they have shows for kids #where they present the classics as well as famous stories from history

[thatscrazyrandom]

Has anyone written a Stranger Things buzzfeed unsolved episode yet?

Like, surely someone has bc there's options.

A true crime episode on the Season 4 deaths.

A supernatural episode where they literally visit Hawkins and just talk about all the sketchy shit that happened in the 80s.

Either type of episode on the whole Starcourt shit.

Like, just imagine them talking about the deaths and Shane is convinced it was just a serial killer (Tho weirdly enough I don't think he'd think it was Eddie, even tho Eddie would have to be theory 1, I think he'd say it was too obvious 😆), and then Ryan introduces theory 4 and its like "They were taken by an alternate dimension" and Shane is like pssh! Come on!

Or like, "Our last theory: It was the Russians." Ryan cant even keep a straight face as he lays out the last theory, theyre making jokes about how much it sounds like a bad movie, Shane probably thinks it's the most believable theory.

Like, God please tell me someone's written a Buzzfeed Unsolved Stranger Things au thing. I need it.

Edit because how could I fucking forget: THE WHOLE WILL BYERS THING IS LITERALLY A PERFECT EPISODE OMFG

Like imagine Ryan dropping on Shane that they found this kids body and then he showed up mostly fine like 2 weeks later, poetic cinema.

#stranger things #buzzfeed unsolved #and you could include like interviews with the st characters #or like add little au things like rockstar eddie munson #like hes famous in this world #he just also happens to have been suspect 1 in a series of murders in small town indiana in the 80s #could do an episode on eleven #or hoppers disappearance and then reappearance #stranger things is literally buzzfeed unsolved gold #thatscrazyrandom