the most devastating part of kaz brekker is that he’s a finance bro
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The way he would absolutely use this as his linkedin profile pic and only have like 4 connections. He blocked Luis after he sent one too many friend requests
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'What do you do?' she asked. He went on a monologue about mutual funds while she made pleasant, smiling exclamations. When he finished, he stared at her, waiting for her to ask him another question about himself.
Laura Hankin, from Happy & You Know It
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Why are the bank/finance bros balding at 25
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hi, just wanted to ask - do u make keychains?
i dont but now i kinda want to...
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Listen. Harry Potter was smart with his money for his age. Imagine never having money all your life and all of a sudden on your 11th birthday you found out that your parents had left you a large sum of inheritance. On his third year he wanted to buy a firebolt but decided not to because he thought about needing the money for the rest of his school years. He definitely had the money to afford it but chose not to. He didn't have anyone to tell him no, too. Imagine a 13 year old wizard with a fat bank account and complete financial authority who is very passionate about quidditch, and he had a complete control over all these impulses to buy the best racing broomstick there was at that time. And on his fourth year he invested all his triwizard winning on Weasleys' Wizard Wheezes which turned out to be a highly successful business. Harry could've been a finance bro.
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Printed maybe 15 HBR articles at work and bound them into a spiral book for review over the weekend.
I have a spiral book of position titles and their job requirements which are highlighted to codify skills I am proficient in, skills that take <6mo to learn, and skills that take >6mo to learn.
With the job I am seeking to be promoted to, I am proficient in 77%. With the new class of investments I’m taking over, I’ll bump that to at least 80-85%.
I plan on having several resources, annotated, in my desk for if I get to a point to be able to express my interest in taking over that role.
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2 Planes Graze Every Different At UK's Heathrow Airport
Virgin Atlantic stated there can be no disruption to its flying programme on Saturday.London: The wingtip of an empty Virgin Atlantic jet collided with a stationary British Airways airliner whereas being towed from a stand at London’s Heathrow Airport on Saturday, the airways stated.Heathrow, Britain’s busiest airport, stated no passenger accidents had been reported and it didn’t anticipate any…
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Why am I with a finance bro? That’s actually insane.
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They weren't kidding about finance bros being misogynists
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The only finance bros I will take advice from 🫠
唯一能给我建议的普通人是 gg GuanJi gg YuYou gg❤️ShiYan❤️
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have the finance bros watched succession what do the finance bros think of succession
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"I barely had a pot to piss in, so I put in my last few grand"
I'm sorry?? having a FEW GRAND is not "barely having a pot to piss in"
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