Things that would fix the internet immediately:
Bring back Club Penguin for the kids
Create a separate Club Penguin for adults which is exactly the same except you're allowed to swear
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Everyone, we can fix Hamlet and Romeo & Juliet if we just switch the leads.
Romeo wakes up in Hamlet's body and meets the ghost of "his" father telling him to kill his uncle. So if course Romeo just fucking does it, because he never considers consequences, and then gets onto more important shit, like romancing Ophelia, political fallout be damned! But given that he's the son of the murdered king, he'd probably end up on top.
Hamlet wakes up as Romeo and is told that he can't marry the love of his life because his family hates her family. Instead of killing Tybalt and getting Merucio murdered, he's planning elaborate meet-cutes for the two warring families. He's putting on plays about blood feuds and how to overcome them. He either succeeds in bringing the families together or bores Juliet enough with his indecision that the glow wears off and she moves on; both positive options. Everybody lives.
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CHILDHOOD HOMES (and why we hate them):
After over a decade, you return home to find it unchanged.
A short, interactive horror story, and my first attempt at making something in Twine. Inspired by Anatomy, House of Leaves, and my deep hatred for my own childhood home! Full trigger list included on the itch.io page.
Play here!
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I am having Big Feelings about the Home for Wayward Interests becoming The Fix's home with Pasha, Ichabod Ice Skates, and the rest of the Interests. As many other excellent posts I read point out, the fact that the Interests are being watched over by Madame Loathing (Self Loathing/Guilt) means that every time the Big Guy thinks about them, he hates himself and feels guilty for losing focus. But now, now when he thinks of his old interest in reptiles, magic, or bass playing, or his newly rediscovered interest in ice skating, he's passionate. He's allowed to fixate on them.
It's also a really really perfect ending for The Fix. Surrounded by facts he's allowed to care about that are not considered distractions, but interests, passions, good things for the Big Guy, things that he might even be allowed to pay Attention to with an old friend at the helm of conscious action. With the oxytocin flowing, with the red light district a full, working part of Mentopolis again, and with The Fix and Pasha running the Home for Wayward Interests, I'd imagine things are really looking up for the Big Guy.
Maybe it's sunny again in Mentopolis.
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Prompt 149
Danny is not the ghost king. In fact, he’s never going to be the ghost king.
However, that doesn’t stop him from getting summoned, which is stressful. First of all, he has school to deal with, second of all, he’s just a lil baby ghost so shouldn’t even be able to be summoned, and three, his new ghost-dad gets a… tiny bit upset. Not at him, but he can only talk him out of destroying a world thanks to some idiot-cults so many times before there’s the temptation to let him do so.
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