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edwardbonnets · 9 months
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how to ask the demon you've been smitten over for 6000 years to dance: an angel's guide
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hansoeii · 5 months
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let time pass.
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aromanticduck · 1 year
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Things that would fix the internet immediately:
Bring back Club Penguin for the kids
Create a separate Club Penguin for adults which is exactly the same except you're allowed to swear
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bethanydelleman · 5 months
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Everyone, we can fix Hamlet and Romeo & Juliet if we just switch the leads.
Romeo wakes up in Hamlet's body and meets the ghost of "his" father telling him to kill his uncle. So if course Romeo just fucking does it, because he never considers consequences, and then gets onto more important shit, like romancing Ophelia, political fallout be damned! But given that he's the son of the murdered king, he'd probably end up on top.
Hamlet wakes up as Romeo and is told that he can't marry the love of his life because his family hates her family. Instead of killing Tybalt and getting Merucio murdered, he's planning elaborate meet-cutes for the two warring families. He's putting on plays about blood feuds and how to overcome them. He either succeeds in bringing the families together or bores Juliet enough with his indecision that the glow wears off and she moves on; both positive options. Everybody lives.
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severedegg · 8 months
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oouuuurhgghghghghghghghhhhhhh i looked at the website today cause id been meaning to for a while and............. i love them so much................................ so cute to me...... eddie my beloved (platonic)
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another little barn for us all while we Anticipate <3
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qrowscant-art · 11 months
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CHILDHOOD HOMES (and why we hate them): After over a decade, you return home to find it unchanged.
A short, interactive horror story, and my first attempt at making something in Twine. Inspired by Anatomy, House of Leaves, and my deep hatred for my own childhood home! Full trigger list included on the itch.io page.
Play here!
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suntails · 1 year
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progression
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b4kuch1n · 8 months
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polymer broadcast signal hijack
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turtleblogatlast · 22 days
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Every day I’m haunted by the fact the boys happily swim in sewer water
Even if it’s filtered somehow there’s no way it’s not still nasty 😭 Bet they can defeat any of their villains just by accidentally giving them diseases I swear
#rottmnt#rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles#bless their hearts but they’re nasty#it’s funny because like#each and every one of them has moments#where they’re a typical disgusting teenage boy#and then the next they have STANDARDS#can’t blame Leo for being so determined to go to a spa#even if he nearly licked his own foot that’s prob cleaner than anything else the boys have been up to in years 💀#thank you shelldon for all your hard work cleaning after then 🙏#they’re all gross teenage boys!!!#even Donnie he is NO exception here#bro was DRINKING A BEVERAGE while wading through sewer water he is just as gross as his bros#bro also talks with his mouth full he is no more refined than his equally gross bros fr and I love it#but yeah no way that water isn’t disgusting even filtering it would still leave grime on the walls of the sewer for yearsss#pros of them moving into an abandoned subway system is fixing their sense of smell enough to not be as gross#100% that’s part of why they didn’t mind being so filthy pre shelldon#because I mean they were literally raised in the sewers and they’re teenage boys like that’s a double whammy#THEY ALSO DONT WEAR SHOES#the few times any of them do the shoes are discarded before heading home 💀#I love them tho they are endearing anyhow#April’s immune system must be godlike just being around them fr#honestly no joke Mikey’s probably the cleanest of them all#just by virtue of being a chef#Leo I see as a mixture since he no doubt loves to pamper himself so he’s clean like#a percentage of time before he goes out and ruins his own hard work#Donnie is similar in that he’s just VERY SELECTIVE about what he thinks is too gross#Raph may be more on the stinky end but it’s not his fault he has his stinks and eats things of dubious origin(esp since his bros ate poison)#Donnie and Leo really have the gall to be sick about Raph eating the origami salami but they have no room to talk#all their villains are prob like please stay away from us we have salmonella now
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pennamenotfound · 8 months
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I am having Big Feelings about the Home for Wayward Interests becoming The Fix's home with Pasha, Ichabod Ice Skates, and the rest of the Interests. As many other excellent posts I read point out, the fact that the Interests are being watched over by Madame Loathing (Self Loathing/Guilt) means that every time the Big Guy thinks about them, he hates himself and feels guilty for losing focus. But now, now when he thinks of his old interest in reptiles, magic, or bass playing, or his newly rediscovered interest in ice skating, he's passionate. He's allowed to fixate on them.
It's also a really really perfect ending for The Fix. Surrounded by facts he's allowed to care about that are not considered distractions, but interests, passions, good things for the Big Guy, things that he might even be allowed to pay Attention to with an old friend at the helm of conscious action. With the oxytocin flowing, with the red light district a full, working part of Mentopolis again, and with The Fix and Pasha running the Home for Wayward Interests, I'd imagine things are really looking up for the Big Guy.
Maybe it's sunny again in Mentopolis.
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aromanticduck · 8 months
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makeshiftloops · 2 months
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Come Home, Neighbor
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puppetmaster13u · 4 months
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Prompt 149
Danny is not the ghost king. In fact, he’s never going to be the ghost king. 
However, that doesn’t stop him from getting summoned, which is stressful. First of all, he has school to deal with, second of all, he’s just a lil baby ghost so shouldn’t even be able to be summoned, and three, his new ghost-dad gets a… tiny bit upset. Not at him, but he can only talk him out of destroying a world thanks to some idiot-cults so many times before there’s the temptation to let him do so. 
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im a simple guy! i think about puppy Barnaby. i promptly explode into bloody heart-shaped confetti
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expelliarmus · 4 months
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