#food from fiction

[resourcefulsatan]

I received my first letter from Jonathan Harker today, and I LOVE this! He recommended getting the recipe for Paprika Hendl, so here it is for anyone who wants to try it. (edited to add the other dishes mentioned) Paprika Hendl Chicken Dish Nokedli Pasta for the Hendl Basic Mamaliga Romanian Polenta Impletata Eggplant stuffed with forcemeat

#dracula #dracula daily #bram stoker #jonathan harker #food from fiction #bram stocker's dracula #Golden Krone Hotel #get recipe for Mina #forcemeat sounds so gross #i hate it #mina murray #paprika #paprika hendl #mamaliga #impletata

[mbmbat]

Maybe if Yahoo Answers had implemented a bounty system, it would have survived.

#justin mcelroy #travis mcelroy #griffin mcelroy #mbmbam #mcelroys #my brother my brother and me #mbmbam goofs #mbmbam 518 #this episode also has the clip about the Mir space station landing #and its paired fast food chain promotion #but it wasn't worth the effort to clip it #but FYI a space station is not equivalent to a space colony #the coast of Australia would have been fine #unlike the fictional coast of Australia from certain tv shows

[saffronthreads]

Are fancy dates your cup of tea? Imagine you and your f/o enjoying a night out together, then! Maybe you hit up a nice restaurant together, eating some of the finest dishes in town. Or maybe you catch a nice play, or a movie perhaps. Nothing's too expensive for your beloved f/o after all. Maybe you spend the day spoiling each other with nice gifts, or maybe you playfully argue over who gets to pay for dinner. Nothing wrong with splurging a bit, especially if it's with them <3.

#flashing lights #sfw saffron #for Trunks and Rin a fancy date means “hey we ate fresh food instead of something from a can” #Gotta make do in the android apocalpyse #Saffron and Raditz 100% dine-and-dash at an expensive restaurant after eating like Saiyans #self shipper #self shipping #self ship #selfshipper #selfshipping imagines #self ship imagines #selfship #selfship imagines #selfshipping #f/o #imagine your f/o #self ship imagine #f/o imagines #fictional other

[journey-to-the-attic]

Infernl Friends AU:

Imagine the scene, little Ik was currently doing her homework when she come across something she doesnt understand. Her dad isnt home right now so she cant ask him and Aunt Lisa is busy so that’s a no as well. But then she remembered something, why not ask Lucifer/Satan! (you can pick which one you want to be called). The others keep saying he’s very smart so why not ask them. So Ik call Lucifer/Satan, he appeared and Ik instantly ask him to help her. He thought it would be easy, he thought it would be easy. How could it not be? It was just a measly 2nd grader homework until he saw what it is about. Photosynthesis

How would Satan and Lucifer respectively deal with this problem? What do they do when they realize this was something they dont know about but doesnt want to disappoint the expectant Ik? (Although maybe Satan already know about this but what if he doesnt just for this scenario)

- 🐧 Anon

i'd say lucifer's more likely to just concede that he doesn't know, since he doesn't want to face the embarrassment of giving an answer and having it be wrong - also, prime opportunity to teach ik how to seek out answers for herself!

unfortunately he doesn't know where to start looking, so they spend like an hour going through an encyclopaedia before he finally figures out that it's a plant thing - then once they finally get an explanation in kid terms, ik gets it immediately while lucifer remains completely perplexed for much longer than he'd ever admit

meanwhile satan tries to logic his way to an answer, unwilling to tarnish the "capable and knowledgeable big brother" thing he's got going on - unfortunately, the best he can get is that 'photo' means light, so uhh... light magic, maybe? wait, that's not a thing up here

eventually he does also admit he doesn't know, and he actually takes a much shorter time to look up the definition in a book somewhere, given his experience with this kind of thing - ironically, he would've beaten lucifer for time if he hadn't spent so much time trying to sound like he did know

#answering asks #anon asks #🐧 anon #satan is also confused about it for much less time than lucifer #in my eyes satan is a lot more open to new knowledge that doesn't follow known rules than lucifer #because he's practised with suspending disbelief from reading fiction plus with taking new info in stride from reading nonfiction #meanwhile lucifer's composure and poise depends completely on the fact that he's usually in control of any situation he's in #control which requires everything to act as he expects it to and so he doesn't respond as well when the rules change #(you can see this happening in the minecraft chapter) #all that aside lucifer's also just bewildered by the concept - like how does that work. how do they turn the light into food #jtta aus #infernal friends au

[projectmayhem-stims]

YOU HOLD ME HERE, IN YOUR PALM WITH FINGERS CURLED

🩵 🩵 🩵

🙏 🙏 🙏

💜 💜 💜

38.

#deliver me from being perfect and complete [queue] #you dont ask questions about project mayhem [boards] #lyrics: perspective by polite fiction #nature #sunset #flowers #food #candy #pouring #snacks #technology #computers #digital #soda #drinks #ramune #phones #chips #sky #green #brown #orange #purple #pink #black #stim #stimboard #stim gif

[ct-multifandom]

Can you guys rb this or comment with how you pronounce “Goncharov”? I didn’t really think anything of it until one of my friends said it out loud and I was like huh? I think it’s interesting how people can have different pronunciations of a word or name they’ve never heard out loud in their head an not question it. For reference, I’m a native Russian speaker and I’ve always read it like gohn-CHArohv and my US American friend said GAHNCHA-rahv.

#goncharov #pronounciation #languages #russian language #today I remembered that tweet that’s like white people can’t pronounce POC names but they can say Tchaikovsky. and I kinda hate it because #no they can’t they cannot pronounce Tchaikovsky at all. please get a better example #English speakers of any race usually say chai-COUGH-skeee. that’s equivalent to white people calling jalapeños holla-PEEN-yo’s #also when I was in like middle school I took this summer cooking class thing and one day the teacher was quizzing us on food from around the #world and she asked us if we know where pillmini are from. nobody knew so she said they’re actually a type of Russian dumpling! my jaw #dropped when I realized she was trying to say пельмени (pyel’myeni) like ain’t no way #anyway how do you guys say Goncharov #not that there’s a right or wrong way to pronounce a fictional name unlike those real words in the other tags I’m just curious #I mean there’s a right way to pronounce a real person’s name if they’re actually called goncharov but I’m talking about the character

[emeraldcreeper]

I’m again thinking about like a rebellious emotional vampire who goes fine I’ll deal with needing to get negative emotions my way, and is just a fantastic therapist with absurd and super flexible hours for vampires to use without having to go oh fuck I have to explain why I’m going to therapy only at night and he whole vampirism thing

like it’d only happen in canon to help nandor out of his perrenial depression funk, like if it comes up ever, it would be very fun and I would once again point like the Leonardo DiCaprio meme and say look! It’s psychology! Occurring! I study that!

#wwdits spoilers #I can fuckin SEE it #the vampire therapist passing a box of tissues eyes glowing blue from the sheer amount of sadness #is it ethical therapy no #I’m just saying most vampires need therapy #and emotional vamps need food and some may feel bad about faking pity #not evie she’s a girlboss I’m just thinking about it again since she came back for one episode to uphold bureaucracy #I nearly wrote the fic but didn’t like 2 years ago or so #so y’all get this now or again as my brain soups around going mmmmm psychology……….. #for hours on end while I do not watch GO season 2 I have seen what occurs and I know my romcom heart cannot take it #regardless of circumstances #I can put therapy into my fiction and media #it would help so many characters and so many arguments get solved #wwdits

[airyairyaucontraire]

"A menace of stupid botheration" - Barbara describes a fictional character she does not like

#life with airy #btw I wish someone would come up with a gender-neutral word for nephews and niecees that isn't 'niblings' #I dislike 'niblings' it makes them sound like little rodents to me #I tend to be annoyed by 'nibbling' in general unless it refers to the way a rodent or a rabbit-like animal eats #when people say they 'nibbled' food to me that sounds like they ate tiny bits from around the edges not ATE it properly #i particularly object to women or female fictional characters being described as 'nibbling' their food #GRRM particularly does this #and I'm like GEORGE #unless your point is that she doesn't have an appetite but is trying to eat a little bit or something like that STOP SAYING SHE'S NIBBLING #STOP EMPHASISING THE SMALLNESS OF HER BITES TO ME OKAY #WOMEN ARE ALLOWED TO JUST EAT THINGS IT'S NOT INDELICATE

[fictional-food-tournament]

Best Food from Fiction Tournament

Welcome to the Best Food from Fiction Tournament!

Run by the same person who's running @best-green-character.

This blog is inspired by the many other awesome brackets and competitions on Tumblr, such as @ultimate-soup-showdown, @fictional-disease-fight, @best-plant-bracket, @raddest-hat-showdown, and @fictionalcharacterpolls.

Rules:

You may submit any edible food from any work of fiction (book, movie, TV show, video game, etc) that you think would be delicious.

No anthropomorphic foods

No beverages

The food itself can be fictional (Krabby Patty from Spongebob) or it can be a fictional version of a real food (ratatouille from Ratatouille).

Foods used as examples are eligible for nomination.

Please don't submit the same food more than once, but nominate as many different foods as you like.

Please be kind to other participants and myself. This competition is just for fun!

Nominate your favorite food(s) from fiction using the Google Form below.

#food from fiction tournament #polls #tumblr polls #tumblr competition #tournament #fictional foods #food

[sparklingpax]

Im so sorry but this specific image from the McDonald's promotionals is so funny to me i literally cant stop giggling at it

*char voice* "Look at me, sponsoring McDonald's and all their burgers! Is this an accomplishment? I've never even been to a McDonald's until today, actually."

which also brings me also to:

anyway this has been a shitpost or something good night

#*wheezes* idc if none of y'all find this amusing Iam dying rn #sharing on the off chance someone else agrees #help #this campaign is my favorite of all the char campaigns thus far #the way he looks so proud of himself as hes gesturing at this food. and highly amused #you know you need sleep when youre analyzing the expression on a 2d fictional characters face from a McDonald's ad #*dies* so anyway #kuni talks #delete later maybe #kuni tries to be funny and fails tag #gundam #kidou senshi gundam #Mobile Suit Gundam #char #char aznable #helmet man ✨ #anime #char McDonald's ad #thoughts #observations #<3 #random

[currently-becoming-potatoes]

I’ve decided that eating Genshin Food™️ would fix me

#bamboo shoot soup… butter chicken… sakura mochi… those little fruit gummies from fontaine… THE MONDSTADT HASHBROWNS… STICKY HONEY ROAST!!! #aughhh #id be a changed man #ramblings of a madman #genshin impact #fictional food

[warningslice]

it’s sad that the themed restaurants have become shells of their former selves.

#im probably insanely dimwitted for expecting more from Buca di Beppo and Ruby’s but i have determination in my heart #and a love of kitsch and shitty chain restaurant food #Mel’s hits though it’s fun if youre a tourist do it for the uhh Pulp Fiction (?) esqueness #yermy

[blue-kyber]

I remember what happened.

I'm Caesar on the Ides of March.

#Got my memory back #Memory loss is fun to play with in fiction but in reality... #-10/10 DO NOT RECOMMEND #It is fucking terrifying #It's terrifying to have emotions you can't connect to anything. #It's terrifying not knowing. #You feel lost and scared and confused and scattered and directionless #You have no point of reference so it's like flying blind without a way to determine orientation #so you feel that stomach dropping roller coaster effect constantly and throw up from motion sickness. #Equilibrium can't tell you if you're up or down and you keep shifting directions out of your control. #Conflicting sensory information in your brain makes you nauseous hurts your entire body and you barf repeatedly until you have a way to tel #what's up and what's down. #And you're crying because it hurts You keep barfing and you can't stop it #You're helpless to stop it. You're helpless to stop the pain #It's a fucking horrifying torture #I've thrown up since this happened. #This is why I haven't eaten more than a few bites of food in the past 2.5 days #I still feel trapped in a living nightmare. #Again. I do not recommend memory loss.

[puppyeared]

weird that the shape of love is two beating hearts glued together and not two hands holding each other

#well technically it comes from the shape of two hearts sewn together but i dont know how that translates to romance.. literally its kinda #disturbing but symbolically i guess it is kind of sweet #my friend and i were talking and she said something about someone saying a lover cant just be a friend you can kiss but i think i disagree #i kind of think the point of a lover IS a friend you can kiss because like it must get exhausting having to convince yourself you can only #feel romantic things towards your lover right? i mean i dont know if my feelings are shaped like anyone else's so maybe its more of a case #by case basis. for me id like someone whose hand i can hold and i can make pancakes for them and maybe kiss but like not strictly romantic #and not strictly platonic. and my feelings are all over the place because one day ill be really into someone i like and another day ill be #really chill about it. so its hard to say what i feel for someone if its always changing #maybe thats why i think lovers should be friends you can kiss because its coming from my way of feeling? hmmm #like i want to be able to say i love you and mean it romantically one day and then say love you in a platonic way the next day and itd be #ok?? does that make sense??? like i know its the same phrase but its like the feeling i put with it is different each time. idk #its why i find dating someone hard because its constantly going up and down and its never balanced. itd probably really confusing unless i #were to date someone whose feelings works the same way. just some food for thought i guess but then again every relationship needs work #im not sure if that fits into the category of work though.. i cant tell myself what im going to feel #it just happens and theres not much i can really do about it except tell that person what im feeling. hnnnnnhhgh #maybe its better if i just stick to watching fictional couples work it out lmao #yapping #txt

[stressfulsloth]

World's biggest craving for these Roman honey cakes I made once years ago but I can't find the recipe again and also I live with other people who don't want to hear me clatter around at 10pm :')

#they were SO good i have to find this recipe #it was from a talk?? #with a writer who wrote historical detective fiction set in ancient rome and was explaining all her research on the food in the show #and she gave a hand out at the end with the accurate recipes #and I can't find it 😤 #personal

[shararan]

If i wasn't so bad at watching any series I'd try picking up vinland saga again cause i swear its the only good viking fiction out there

#certified viking hating nordic #slightly hyperbolic i just really hate the valorizarion #both in terms of WS but also ''leftist reclamation'' and cutting out the uncomfortable bits #either way its always taking a part of history with a lot of things that cannot be confirmed #and slapping on a lot of fictional rebranding concepts and proclaim its history #frankly i was so surprised when vinland saga was like #an actual good story that felt really authentic??? #and like up to where i got just acknowledging the inconcrete borders #the process of the christening of the north #the pillaging!!!! like hello!!!!! #not to mention the CLOTHES #and the houses!!! the furniture!! food!!!!! #like its actually mindboggling how often viking fantasy is marketed as historical fact #and that actually accurately sourced depictions feel so shocking in their unusualness #im rambling and this doesnt pertain to this blog really #i just have a strong interest in nordic history folklore and culture #and so it bothers me how much vikings are used as a political sledgehanmer from multiple sides #and are used to make false claims about nordic history even past the viking age #i have too may thoughts about this to fit them in the tags #sharan talks #sharan yells at cloud #i need to use that last tag more honestly #dont mind me im just being a little bitchy rn