we’re Queen fans, of course we have a love/hate relationship with the movie
we’re Queen fans, of course we’re passionate about AIDS awareness
we’re Queen fans, of course we’re gonna argue about whether it’s spelled Deacy or Deaky (IT’S DEACY)
we’re Queen fans, of course we sing the guitar solos
we’re Queen fans, of course we’ve attempted Roger’s falsettos
we’re Queen fans, of course we hate Paul Prenter
we’re Queen fans, of course we mourn the loss of Roger’s great sounding maracas
we’re Queen fans, if we have guitars of course we’ve tried to play them with a coin
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“crowley is bisexual crowley is pansexual crowley is-“ crowley is AZIRAPHALESEXUAL. he looks at everyone else with disdain and contempt on his face he has never looked twice at anyone bc he’s too busy staring at his angel. 'you're not his type at all' SHAX I MEAN THIS IN COMPLETE SINCERITY AZIRAPHALE QUITE LITERALLY IS CROWLEYS ONLY TYPE
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queen songs be like:
i fucked my car
commit suicide you bitch
dont try suicide (real song title)
holy shit is that science
READYY FREDDIEEE
omg my cat pissed on my belongings
that one song that is played in every commercial
some fantasy worldbuilding shit
do you think your better every day...no ijustthink injundnsksento my grave
love song
another love song
the fastest song you've ever heard
the slowest song you've ever heard
i'm freddie mercury and i have sex
bohemian rhapsody
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✨Round 5: Match 4✨
(Maglor art by @elena-kukanova)
Freddie Mercury Propaganda:
🎶HEEEEEE IS THE CHAAAMPION MY FRIEEENDS🎶
Maglor Propaganda:
He canonically has incredible and magical singing, he's very broody, he searches for sparkly gems, and he lowkey becomes an adopted dad
doomed singer and harper, loves gems, had a silmaril (ultimate shiny gem) but it hated him because he killed people for it, wrote the Noldolantë (lamenting song about the fall of his people) and now wanders the shores singing in pain and regret. the sun sparkles off his tears :)
My guys named after his voice. Committed murder, wrote mega hit about said murder, proceeded to commit Many more murders and added that to said song. Is said to be wandering the shores singing of his sorrows for eternity.
He is a bard because canon, and he is sparkly because he is drenched in seawater and it’s sunny out
he was known as the greatest bard of the Ñoldor, he killed a bunch of people and then wrote an absolute banger of a song about how sad it made him (he killed more people later though) he would be more sparkly if he had kept the Silmaril but it burned him (because he killed so many people) so he threw it into the sea and then wandered the beach forever singing about how sad he was and how he regretted murdering so many people over shiny rocks
Commits war crimes but feels bad after so he writes a sad song about it
He’s the mightiest singer of the Noldor (his group of elves)!!
He is remembered as one of the greatest musicians to ever live in Middle Earth and most of his story centers around sparkly rocks
Propaganda for Maglor in meme format (along with an excellent one about this matchup) by the wonderful @mismatchedshoes under the cut:
Don't cause this face.
Maglor art by KuraiGeijutsu on Deviantart.
^probably how we're all feeling right now
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Roger Taylor’s solo work: here’s Brian May on guitar in Man On Fire. Here’s John Deacon on bass in It’s An Illusion. Here’s Freddie Mercury on backing vocals in Killing Time
Freddie’s solo work: I would like to thank the boys for staying out of this
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