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#fucking love musicals
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I realized today that the reason I love showtunes so much is because I’m autistic. Showtunes don’t usually bother with overly complex metaphors, they’re part of a set story so it’s really easy to understand the context, and theatre professionals tend to actually enunciate when they sing so listening to showtunes isn’t an auditory processing hell game of What The Fuck Is Happening Now? It’s like. Autism heaven music.
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wispedvellichor · 4 months
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doctor who is so hilarious cuz its like yes we are a sci-fi show exploring dark themes of morality and obsession and the implications of present-day capitalism and yes our lead artists are Spice Girls and Britney Spears hope this helps <3
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wormsdyke · 2 years
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listening to music literally fucks so hard. you mean i can just put in headphones and experience incredibly profound emotions felt throughout my entire body
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ministarfruit · 2 months
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day 24: plagued by the horrors ♡
(femslashfeb prompt list)
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jiyaneru · 2 months
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childhood friends to enemies to lovers rejanis brainrot !!!!!
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spinach-pine · 1 year
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someone started a challenge of putting romantic music on top of star trek clips to see how gay it gets. couldn't find the op so in courtesy of all that is spirk, challenge accepted.
*cough* ahem
edit: y'know, if you listen to it with your eyes closed it just adds a WHOLE DIFFERENT feeling to the thing.
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More random Nimona headcanons
Bal is one of those people who isn’t allergic to anything except one random medication that no one uses 
Ambrosius calls him a lucky bastard every time it’s brought up because he’s allergic to everything 
His allergy list is at least three pages long and he doesn’t remember a single thing on that list 
Whenever they go out to eat Bal has to remind him “No you can’t eat that it has olives” “Not that either love it’s got lemon” and so on 
Most of his allergic reactions are pretty tame so he’ll eat it anyway
And it gives Bal and Nimona so much fucking anxiety 
One time Bal walked in on Nimona chasing Ambrosius around the kitchen yelling “Spit out the carrots Nemesis you don’t even like them that much!!” 
Whenever he eats alone he refers to it as a game of Russian roulette 
Bal refers to it as the reason he has high blood pressure
Because Bal and Ambrosius grew up in the limelight (for very different reasons) there are a million pictures of them through the years 
And they use those videos to bully the hell out of each other 
Bal can quote the video from the beginning of the movie not because it was an important moment in his childhood 
But because Ambrosius will quote it at the most random times throughout the day
Bal will do something small like kill a bug or chase out an animal that Nimona brought in
And he’ll hear Ambrosius mumble “I’m here to slay monsters and protect our kingdom”
He was a little worried Nimona would react badly to this habit but he started joining in 
One time he killed a spider and Ambrosius asks “Are you slaying monsters moonbeam?” Nimona yells from the other room “I’m so proud of him he’s truly protecting our kingdom” 
There are a million photos of baby Ambrosius on the internet 
And Bal made a PowerPoint presentation ranking their cuteness factor out of 10 (100 was the lowest score he got and it was a picture of him with the ugliest bowl cut you’ve ever seen)
And made Ambrosius sit through it 
That was the most loved and mortified he had felt in a long time
Nimona uses low-quality pictures of them as reaction photos 
There have been times when Nimona asks “Can we eat out tonight” and Bal tells her no and she sends him this 
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He’ll text back “Is that my fucking wanted poster?!” 
She asked Ambrosius if there was any ice cream left and he said no he expected her to call him and complain he didn’t expect this 
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He calls her yelling “When the fuck did that happen?!” 
And she hangs up immediately to let Bal deal with it
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sainte666 · 26 days
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WILLIE NELSON ORVILLE PECK DUET OF COWBOYS ARE FREQUENTLY SECRETLY FOND OF EACH OTHER ‼️‼️
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yourlocalabomination · 5 months
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This is Hatchetfield, People go missing everyday!
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numbuh424 · 2 months
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The unstoppable, mighty hurricane and the immovable, cold, hard truth.
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gotstabbedbyapen · 5 days
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Zeus: Hades, man! Come join us in tormenting this Odysseus guy!
Poseidon: Yeah, he's coming to your kingdom next. It's your turn now!
Hades: I don't know, seems a little unethical-
Persephone: *pushes Hades aside* Sounds fun! Can I join?
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readingrynbow · 6 months
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the way “just for once” is a middle-aged woman playing a teenager playing a middle-aged woman is such a mind fuck when u think abt it for more than 10 seconds
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Not Odysseus escaping a vengeful, rampaging cyclops just to turn around and say “btw here’s my full name and address, remember it”  
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macksartblock · 4 months
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could you do some gothcleats? pretty please
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anyone else haunted by snowballs at school dances? no? just me okay
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theforgottengreatpoem · 5 months
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Who are you? The Dragon Thief? Drago Bludvist?
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krittykrat · 4 months
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spies really are forever ^_^
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