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creaman · 9 months
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Peacocking noun [u]
1. Ostentatious dress or behaviour employed by a man in an attempt to impress women.
… or another man.
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radiance1 · 5 months
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Master List
King of the Blob Ghosts - Mostly flavor text where Danny is the only king of the Blob ghosts. Au not tied in with Ghost King or Ghost Prince hc unless specified.
Goo Dragon - An au where Danny is a goo dragon made entirely of ectoplasm!
Blind King - Danny is blinded by the portal incident, gets adopted by blob ghosts, and then falls into DC and ices over an entire section of a city.
Infinity Prince and the Dark Escapee - Where Danny gets prince training and then has to hunt down Dark Danny because he escaped.(Small thanks to @starlightcat04 and @lauwftzee3542 for ze name)
Cat Familia - Where Danny gets turned into a cat by pissing off a wizard, and accidentally adopts various cats in Gotham!
Tempest - Danny owns a ship called Tempest that he created that he uses to sail through time. Then he accidentally jumps timestreams.
Moth - Where Danny is de-aged and is a moth boy.
Moth - But with Killer Moth.
Eastern Dragon - Danny is the ghost prince and can turn into an eastern dragon.
Cuddly Apocalypse - Teddy Bear Danny au meets one Dark Danny.
Interdimensional Mini Occult Detective - De-aged Tucker gets thrown to another dimension after getting caught lacking by the magical government branch he was looking into.
Herald of Seasons - Danny obtains the ability to guide the seasons when he was split off from .Phantom while still having Vortex's powers
Vortex's lil guy - Soulless Danny gets taken by Vortex and is his little guy.
??? - Phantom causes a ruckus in DC after getting into it and him and Danny fight or something.
Sold to the devil? Nah, sold to the bear - Constantine sells his soul to the Ghost Prince, and is then turned into a baby sitter by the Ghost King.
Demon and Wraith - Demon twins au where both of them are dancers.
Sun and Moon - Based on an older au where Danny and Vlad were deities.
Successor in training - Ghost King Danny except he isn't and Pariah is his mentor.
Just Monika - DDLC is installed on Tucker's PDA somehow and he dates Monika.
Subject M-0001 - Monika hacks into Mount Justice.
Subject Omega - Danny's most perfect clone protects the ruins of Amity Park.
Medic - Danny be a doctor in Gotham.
??? - Pariah Dark just disappears and it's left to Danny and Vlad to find him.
Eastern Dragon and Phoenix au - Mostly a cosmetic au, where Danny is an Eastern Dragon and Vlad is a Pheonix.
Ghost King/Ghost Prince and Duke of the Ghost Zone - Mostly just flavor text really, Danny is usually more Ghost Prince than King and Vlad is the Duke.
Phoenix King Vlad - Exactly as it says, Vlad is either one of or the king of phoenixes
Kawmi? - Where Vlad and Danny get transformed into magical jewelry that allows others to use their powers.
Fountain Dragon - Danny drops in the Wayne Manor Fountain.
Will of the Wisp - Where Danny gets turned into a tiny whisp because of one of his parents inventions.
??? - Jack gets thrown to the DC dimension alongside Danny and made a coffin for Danny to sleep in during ze day.
??? - The Ghost King gets summoned to DC and wages war, but the Ghost Prince stops said war and gets a date out of it.
Teddy Bear Danny - Another cosmetic au where Danny get turned into a stuffed teddy bear in his accident, he was holding onto one before it happened. He's also in ranges of 5-10 here.
Ghost King at birth, Farmer at heart - Mostly cosmetic au where Pariah Dark, if he weren't the ghost king, would be a farmer and he has an intense love for horses.
Farmer with quite the ghostly (and kingly) secret - Pariah Dark disguises himself as a human and moves into Smallville, has a hard time interacting with humans and humaning as a whole.
Life hanging by tape and sheer will - Where Tucker gets yeeted to the DC dimension.
Dream pals? Dream pals! - Younger Danny and pre-Batman Bruce meet each other through a dream, unfortunately when Danny experienced his accident that connection was shut down.
Bakery and a masquerading demon? - Vlad owns a bakery, Constantine is a regular who holds suspicions that Vlad may or may not be a demon.
Gift in the arms of tragedy - Danny becomes Vlad's ward after the Nasty Burger explosion, only to then become adopted when he was turned into an eight-year-old not even a week later.
??? - Danny and Vlad get turned into kids by Clockwork and placed in the DC dimension because Clockwork thought it was funny. Danny decides to use Vlad to not get adopted.
The key(s) to Doomsday - Danny gets de-aged by Clockwork when going to visit Pariah in the human world, gets summoned, and meets Raven.
Alicorn parole - Pariah gets released from his eternal rest with the sole condition that he's to be watched over by Clockwork. The Ancient of War then decides to combine two mythical beasts and shaped himself into an alicorn, Clockwork followed and then they met Billy Batson.
Ferret Danny - Danny is a ferret. That's it.
Witch - Sam is a witch.
Dead eyed Doctor - Danny, the son of Talia Al Ghul and Jack Fenton, trained under Vlad Masters and became a doctor.
Shadow Twin? Shadow Twin. - Danny dies and reincarnates as the son of Talia Al Ghul, the younger brother and twin of Damian Wayne and son of Batman. Only to then be killed immediately after because he was born with a birth defect, thus becoming a shadow creature that follows Damian around.
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rememberthelaughtermp3 · 10 months
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I FOUND THEM BOTH FINALLY IM NEVER LETTING GO OF THESE EVER AGAIN
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periwinkleowski · 20 days
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hands him back to you crumpled up and muddy and practically unrecognizable. not sorry i did it on purpose
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bloodfreak-boyking · 3 months
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this is just such a soft moment and it actually makes my heart HURT
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bloodysparklez · 11 months
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*mo xuanyu voice* hey, patriarch, you're finally awake
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iris-of-the-eye · 3 months
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Imagine Sam asks Alice one day on what her naming convention for the voices was
"It's because Chester sounds like Victorian novel protagonist who constantly faints and I really wanted to keep that energy. Augustus meanwhile sounds properly old, like he's seen Victoria's coronation, so his name reflects that too! It's just a bit of fun, really."
"And what about Norris?"
"Well, it feels like a small name. One that wants to be warm and happy."
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thebrainrotsreal · 5 months
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If this does/does not happen in the comics, please don't tell me anything, but if they give us a Mark versus Mark fight scene I will actually implode. Violently. I will lose my mind. Let Mark physically face the fact that he is the outlier. And oh, imagine all the potential for some deeper analysis, like self versus self, killing off a part of yourself, etc,,, it’s so potentially yummy! I want it.
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grumpchump · 4 days
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this episode was great and there were a lot of interesting things to consider but I'm more focused on how absolutely wild Buddy was for this chin grab
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rottenpumpkin13 · 2 months
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"We don't know if he had an affinity for fire before Nibelheim, but can you imagine if he was prone to involuntary pyromania"
Yes, I can imagine if my friend was prone to involuntary pyromania.
Do The Guys (tm) (AGZC, Lazard, Kunsel) have any suggestions for how to keep their beloved friend from burning themselves or others? This question is important to me. Because I have a friend. Who is prone to involuntary (?) pyromania.
How To Avoid A Sephiroth Kitchen Fire: A Guide By Angeal Hewley and Genesis Rhapsodos and Zack!
• Do not let Sephiroth in the kitchen under any circumstances whatsoever. If he argues, threaten to shave his head. If he fights, scream for help.
• In the events that Sephiroth has entered the kitchen, offer to perform whatever task it is he went in there to do. If he accuses you of insulting his ability to cook for himself, remind him of the time he set a banana on fire trying to make himself a smoothie.
• If Sephiroth reaches for any kitchen appliances, tackle him to the ground. (Note added by Genesis: tie his hair to the table legs if you have to)
• If Sephiroth got past you, and we know he did, try using the "Your mother would be disappointed in you" card. This will stun and confuse Sephiroth briefly, giving you an opportunity to beat him with a frying pan.
• If he grabbed the frying pan before it could harm him, and we know he did, insist on helping him again. As he moves to fix himself a meal, jump in and help him. Make sure to grab any and all sharp objects from him.
• If he tries to argue that he uses a 7 ft. long sword every day, remind him of the time he stabbed himself in the back of the throat while trying to eat raw linguini.
• By this point, Sephiroth must've reached for the stove. You will make your final and bravest attempt to impede him by grabbing the length of his hair and pulling him back.
• You have now angered Sephiroth beyond reason. He has grabbed the knife previously denied to him and is coming at you quickly. Run out and let him chase you. A second person will be there to tranquilize him. A third person will run in and turn off the stove, seal the door and prevent that Sephiroth returns to the kitchen.
• If the situation does not apply to any of the above, this means that Sephiroth is cooking. Sephiroth is handling fire. If you see Sephiroth near flames, proceed according to the instructions below:
• Pull the fire alarm. • Loudly proclaim "The wicked one has taken hold of the flame! The hour of judgement wherein we shall be held to account for our sins has dawned upon us!" • Run. • Run faster.
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chipistrate · 5 months
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How does this keep happening
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yarasa2k · 1 month
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i felt bad not drawing them sooo...canon#4! she's the leader of the parallel canon squad and nobody knows if this is the real thing corrupted or an evil clone. including me, mr nogami explain pls
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whaliiwatching · 10 months
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the shore was kissed by sea and mist… tenderly
big inspired by this post <3
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hoffmansbignaturals · 4 months
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Who does each character in 'Saw' main in Mario Kart?
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first off the GOAT, John. John uses Wiggler. John knows that appearing helpless and silly is the key to winning. John regularly wins the Saw inc Mario Kart tournament due to memorizing every single shortcut beforehand.
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Amanda. Amanda mains Pauline. She loves to see a girlboss winning. She used to play as Isabelle when AC New Horizons came out but denies this. Amanda is ok at Mario Kart. John makes sure everyone lets her win sometimes.
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Hoffman mains Ludwig. Theres nothing deep to this, just look at the resemblance. Uncanny. He and Ludwig share a misguided thirst for power. Hoffman couldn't win a game of Mario Kart if his sister's life depended on it.
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nectorbruise · 11 months
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Sophie is honestly one of my favorite characters and despite being main, I feel like she gets sidelined in the fandom. Sure, she can be annoying but I think she’s incredibly likable and interesting despite her Mary sue set of abilities. Destined for greatness; constantly losing but hey, still alive. She’s just so real to me.
So boom, a character sheet with my gay agenda headcanons
Happy queer month everyone
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crows-canvas · 3 months
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so so. So what if like pony right?
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