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swittnes · 7 months

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⠀ⓘ ⠀˲˲ I A mf st✩⃝r girl ⠀᜴⠀

ﾟ ៸៸ ✮ ᵎᵎ / 박선영 ∎ 🚉

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florbe-triz · 10 months

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#my art #Trigun #vashwood #fem!vash #fem!wolfwood #trigun maximum #genderbend art #Vashette and Nichole LOL #A french girl and a Latina #don't kill me I'm just having fun #DON'T POINT OUT THE HEELS I KNOW IT'S NOT A FUNCTIONAL OPTION FOR THE SAND PLANET #but she looks good wearing those

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taxinealkaloids · 1 year

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i love the tower princes. i love that there’s absolutely no way in hell that this friendship is even remotely good for either of them. love that they assuredly are making each other SO much worse with every second they spend together.

#tlt #the locked tomb #ntn spoilers #my art #anyway ever think about how the empire of the nine houses is pretty much singlehandedly being run by ianthe #and not only are the 2 people who are supposed to outrank her no help at all #they're actually actively detrimental to the empire's functioning as they are both deep in their depression spirals #and won't stop trying to start the apocalypse like they wanna start the apocalypse so BAD!! and ianthe doesn't even want to #be saving the world. girl wants to be villainous. she's stopping the apocalypse with an air of 'UGH i have to do EVERYTHING around here'#you really can't blame her for needing a chew toy. luckily kiriona is right there and she's basically a professional chew toy.#she's used to it. who knows what she'd even do with herself if no one was chomping on her. so it works out!! (not)

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sugarcoatednightshade · 5 months

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thinking about how Humans Are Space Orcs stories always talk about how indestructible humans are, our endurance, our ability to withstand common poisons, etc. and thats all well and good, its really fun to read, but it gets repetitive after a while because we aren't all like that.

And that got me thinking about why this trope is so common in the first place, and the conclusion I came to is actually kind of obvious if you think about it. Not everyone is allowed to go into space. This is true now, with the number of physical restrictions placed on astronauts (including height limits), but I imagine it's just as strict in some imaginary future where humans are first coming into contact with alien species. Because in that case there will definitely be military personnel alongside any possible diplomatic parties.

And I imagine that all interactions aliens have ever had up until this point have been with trained personnel. Even basic military troops conform to this standard, to some degree. So aliens meet us and they're shocked and horrified to discover that we have no obvious weaknesses, we're all either crazy smart or crazy strong (still always a little crazy, academia and war will do that to you), and not only that but we like, literally all the same height so there's no way to tell any of us apart.

And Humans Are Death Worlders stories spread throughout the galaxy. Years or decades or centuries of interspecies suspicion and hostilities preventing any alien from setting foot/claw/limb/appendage/etc. on Earth until slowly more beings are allowed to come through. And not just diplomats who keep to government buildings, but tourists. Exchange students. Temporary visitors granted permission to go wherever they please, so they go out in search of 'real terran culture' and what do they find?

Humans with innate heart defects that prevent them from drinking caffeine. Humans with chronic pain and chronic fatigue who lack the boundless endurance humans are supposedly famous for. Humans too tall or too short or too fat to be allowed into space. Humans who are so scared of the world they need to take pills just to function. Humans with IBS who can't stand spicy foods, capsaicin really is poison to them. Lactose intolerance and celiac disease, my god all the autoimmune disorders out there, humans who struggle to function because their own bodies fight them. Humans who bruise easily and take too long to heal. Humans who sustained one too many concussions and now struggle to talk and read and write. Humans who've had strokes. Humans who were born unable to talk or hear or speak, and humans who through some accident lost that ability later.

Aliens visit Earth, and do you know what they find? Humanity, in all its wholeness.

#humans are space orcs #humans in space #earth is a deathworld #earth is space australia #tagging this so that ppl can find it even though the space shit i write about always feels like its in direct opposition to all the pop tag #also my biggest pet peeve in all of writing - all writing. everywhere. not just in fanfic but books and tv and movies too - is when people #write off an injury by saying something like 'oh nothing bad just a couple of scratches some bruising and a minor concussion' like girl WHA #MiNOr ConCuSSioN is such an oxymoron and I hate it so fucking much. like i dont care how minor it was thats still brain damage.#especially when the same character does this more than once. like im sorry ms. but uh. you can no longer read. or talk eloquently. sorry #evidence: my brother has had two 'minor' concussions and now cannot read write or speak without tremendous effort. And like its totally #ruined my ability to watch action shows/movies because now i just sit there and count how many concussions there characters are getting #after a certain point it becomes totally impossible to believe that these guys are able to function. (still fun to watch tho im not a hater

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crowleys-bentley-and-plants · 7 months

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Some people are saying how Crowley's looks aren't always great but i disagree. I am of the opinion that Crowley never has a bad look. every look is amazing. Bildad the Shushite? Hot. Angel!Crowley? Hot. Mary Poppins? Hot. Crowley in heaven? Hot. Short haired Crowley? Hot. Long haired Crowley? Fucking hot. Period piece Crowley? Yes please. 70s Crowley? Hot. 1941 Crowley? Have you even seen his hat? Hot hot hot. Rome Crowley? Hot. Eden Crowley? Do you even have to ask?

#special shout-out to turtleneck Crowley #idk how Aziraphale could function while he was wearing that #couldn't be me. i am a simple girl i see crowley i fall in love #did i forget anyone??#good omens #good omens 2 #good omens season 2 #go2 #aziraphale #crowley #ineffable husbands

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damienns · 1 month

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Melissa Benoist as Sadie McCarthy The Girls on the Bus (2024) | 1x01

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urbeautifulandiminsane · 26 days

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the vibe i bring to the function 🎀

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satans-knitwear · 6 months

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Im so excited about this skirt omfg

Treat me ~ Tip Me ~ More of me

#the first of what will be Sooooo Many Looks ft The Skirt!!#i cant wait to plan some more. maybe i shall even venture out of the house in it. show the world.#satans knitwear #alt pinup #pinup girl #all of the buttons are real functional buttons that you can unbutton and button up. amazing!#bi girl #cheeky #uk girl #wlw #pretty lingerie #my gif to you #ootd #yeah i had shoes to match 😎😎 found them in a charity shop last year for £3

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starrynightsxo · 6 days

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tumblr needs a bookmark option. like I wanna see these some of these silly little posts again without having to have to scroll up and down the kilometres of reblogs I seem to miraculously build up. ugh.

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cobaltfluff · 22 days

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curse you genetics!!

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#p5r #shuake #art tag #when akechi was like YEAH SHIDO IS MY FATHER #my legit first thought was #OMG NO NOT THE EARLY BALDING GENES #as per usual my renren is an idiot to the highest degree #akechi is consoled by the girls #he has no idea how the phantom thieves functioned #this guy is his rival??? gods give him strength #ANYWAY im not sure how you guys tag the joker akechi ship #to you guys does it matter if i say shuake or akeshu??#especially if i am just drawing dumb stuff like this #in my head they are free to switch around anyway :)

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esmeislewd · 5 months

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Respectfully I just want to squeeze people's arm fat. Why do you have a pillow for a bicep if I'm not meant to grab it??????????????

#esmes lood writings #I was a ffa before I was a feedee and sometimes those vibes come back~#especially when I see a pic that just removes my higher brain functions and all I wanna do is bite and squish :v #fat girls (as it happens) are extremely pretty and I'm extremely gay

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poison-uwu · 11 months

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Come play 🔪

Excuse the shakes (I have a functional tremor ♡) ~ socials x

#functional tremors suck #but this vid was still v hot #my pics #poison.uwu #black and white girls #black and white gif #knife kink #knifeporn #knifeplay #pansexual #goth girls #fishnet #thick thighs #knife gif #knife girl

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merlinandlove · 1 year

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You know what? Fuck that whole "Katniss needed Peeta's calm and peace not Gale's anger and war" shit because nobody is gonna make me believe for a solid second that Katniss was not absolutely in love with Peeta since book two

#hear me out #i always kind of get mad at this like #this girl was so obviously in love #she literally couldn't function like a proper person knowing what was happening to Peeta #i just love them so much #katniss everdeen #peeta mellark #the hunger games #thg #thg books #the hunger games renaissance #thg renaissance #everlark #peeniss #i stand by what i said

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tvckerwash · 28 days

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you know, an interpretation of ct that I don't see that I personally really love is that she's a fuck up. like yes she's cool and she has some good fight scenes, but a huge part of her character is that she makes mistakes. the mistakes that she makes are ones that on their own aren't the end of the world, but she keeps making these little mistakes, and they eventually add up until she's out of room to make any more.

a really good example of this phenomenon in action is the actions she took leading up to her final confrontation with carolina and tex.

strike one, she thought she saw something in the water, but when asked by the leader what it was, she brushed it off as nothing when even if it had been nothing, it would've been smart to tell him what she thought she saw.

strike two, she didn't sense or notice florida's presence when the leader did, and she looks at the leader twice, once as she pulled out her magnums, and again after she did a scan of the room, almost like she was looking at him for guidance before he finds florida and takes him out with one good axe throw.

strike three, she couldn't convince the leader to leave when they had the chance to get away, and her cheap tricks were not enough to hold off either tex or carolina in a fight. they were only good for incapacitating her opponents enough for her to get away, which doesn't work when she has no escape.

ct is not tex, or carolina, or south. she is not a one woman army who can get herself out of trouble when she's stuck in tough situations. she needs people who can watch her back, she need a team who can cover her when she does mess up, and the leader and his team were not those people. she couldn't bring herself to trust them, and they couldn't bring themselves to trust her, and that cost all of them their lives.

#i say i never see this interpretation of ct as if I'm not the only person having ct thoughts in 2024 lmao #red vs blue #rvb #agent connecticut #this is why wash and ct work so good together they function best in teams but theyre put in situations where theyre on their own #and they suffer because of it #but where wash had no choice in ending up w/o a team ct did #the ability to choose is a powerful tool. but being able to choose means that sometime somewhere someone will choose wrong #oh to further clarify the interpretation of ct I'm used to seeing is stereotypical hyper competent badass bitch type character #I've never really seen ct that way though tbh. she's a rebellious smart-ass who loves stating the obvious #it's honestly a pretty childish trait which i think goes well with her complex about being seen as a kid who needs excuses made for #her subpar performance in the field #basically in her head ct is james bond but in reality she's cringefail loser girl who wants to be a hero #you know what analyzing and discussing how heroism is viewed in rvb might be a pretty good essay #these colorful guys and gals aint heroes theyre all losers trying their best #anyway I'm off to attempt drawing a meta! tucker piece that may or may not turn out

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us3reyb · 5 days

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Im too real for that

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chappelroans · 29 days

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STEP BROTHERS (2008) | DERRY GIRLS (2018)

#derry girls #derrygirlsedit #step brothers #stepbrothersedit #filmtvdaily #cinematv #userbbelcher #usersource #tvcentric #tvseriessource #usertelevision #smallscreensource #tvarchive #useroptional #tvedit #chewieblog #dailyflicks #**#i'm sure this has already been done but i just pulled up to the function 2 days ago so

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