me, normal person in worm city (the city worm takes place in): sure its pretty sad that hero died and all but you have to admit that retiring his card basically fixed the prodecktorate meta by itself so calling it a tragedy is maybe a bit shortsighted
my friend whose consciousness has just been forever replaced by an SI whose fic will get 7 total readers on spacebattles: door me. door me. door me.
No, you’re NOT a real theatre kid. I’m so sick of all these people that think they’re theatre kids. No, you’re not. Most of you are not even close to being theatre kids. I see these people saying “I listened to this musical over 100 times, it’s great!” that’s nothing, most of us can easily listen to all our musicals 300+ times. I see people who only know Lin Manuel Miranda and claim to be theatre kids. Come talk to me when you‘ve listened to a single Sondheim piece and we can be friends. Also DEAR ALL TUMBLR USERS: The Greatest Showman is not a real musical. Mean Girls is not a real musical. Dear Evan Hansen is not a real musical. Be More Chill is not a real musical. Six is not a real musical. Jukebox musicals are NOT.REAL.MUSICALS. put down the baby shows and listen to something that requires challenge and thought for once. Sincerely, all of the ACTUAL theatre kids.