#geology jokes

[norsesuggestions]

Swedish geologist, being sad that there are plants in a botanical garden

That feel when there dares to be plants in an botanical garden, obstructing your view of a very good rock outcrop

From here: link

#😂😂 #geology jokes #i just found this hilerious #he sounds so grumpy that the lichen and moss has dared to appear #modern sweden shitpost

[eeleye-mcshitposts]

A deez joke for geologists and bottoms:

Hey, do you think this is pegmatite?

What's pegmatite?

Peg ma tight butthole!

#geology #pegmatite #geology jokes #science side of tumblr #please find this #my brain is broken #science jokes #science memes

[the-siren-in-your-fridge]

Girl, are you lake sediment? Because you’re so fine 😎

#I’m coming up with pick up lines from my geology class #help lol #geology #geology jokes #please laugh

[mischievousfires]

#science jokes #geology jokes #aiden jokes

[liliamoon]

Out-Of-Context Quotes From My Geology Professor

In honor of the end of my finals week, I compiled a bunch of random quotes from my geology professor:

“There’s reality, and then there’s Boulder, Colorado.”

“The Earth slowly loses heat to space, so eventually Earth will solidify. Except by that time, the sun will have engulfed us and we’ll be vaporized, so!”

“In a billion years, the Earth will barely be habitable, but to be honest, I’m not really losing sleep over it.”

“What also floats in water? Jesus… and witches, and very small rocks.”

“My grandma is from Ohio— they don’t have rocks there.”

“But you can’t watch them after 10 p.m. because that’s when aliens go home.”

“So quartz-rich rocks are siliceous, clay-rich rocks are argillaceous, and the Black-Eyed Peas are Fergilicious.”

“I can just see everyone’s faces start glazing over when I get talking about national park bathrooms.”

“Don’t feel bad, I used to wear socks with sandals, too.”

“Anticline points up, syncline points down. You can remember this because anticline looks like an A, and syncline— if you sin, you’re going down.”

“Death doesn’t matter when you have credit card debt.”

“I’m an old schist.”

“See, look, that poor sheep will never be fossilized.”

“I would say the best place to find gold is… Jared’s?”

“Saltating benthos— I always thought that would be a good name for a band. I mean, it is kinda like a rolling stone.”

“WHY are we FRENCH?”

“There’s enough death to go around!”

“This is not a part of my regular curriculum, but the Mr. Clean Magic Eraser? That stuff works so well!”

“Do you want to see a picture of the moose that chased me this past weekend?”

Bonus: my American literature professor once said “I haven’t really had a near-death experience. If anything, it was the opposite: a near life experience. Y’know, like, I almost had a life.”

#school #jokes #memes #quotes #teacher quote #out of context quotes #funny #geology #science #science teacher #science jokes #teaching quote #gen z #high school #college #dark academia #literature

[i-think-2-much]

rip to all the geologists out there who didn’t get coal this Christmas :(

#geology #Christmas #environmental science #joke

[heitahei]

Okay then, if you're so very clever...

If we're not meant to eat rocks, how come they're named shit like "apatite"?

You're damn fucking right I have an apetite.

#geology #rocks #crystals #apatite #joke #They're so crunchy

[spacefinch]

(At the dinner table)

Me: *explaining Moh’s Hardness Scale for minerals to my parents*

Me: I should really start rereading my old geology books. It’s a good thing I have the mineral hardness scale mostly memorized.

Me: Wait. Most. Moh’s. Mostly. MOH’S-tly! I just made a pun!

Parents and me: *laughing*

Sister: *groan*

Several other geology puns were told tonight.

Me: What’s your favorite mineral?

Mom: I don’t know, let me zinc about it.

Me: I like quartz, of course.

“Don’t take these puns for granite!”

“I really lava geology puns!”

“This rocks!”

My parents were amused. My sister…. Not so much.

#rocks #puns #geology #rock puns #jokes #i swear I’m becoming more and more like Carlos every day #magic school bus #this reads like an ‘and everyone clapped’ story

[lookingforabook]

Library display: Books with ‘Sedimental’ Value

#puns #tumblarians #book display #library #library display #books #crystals #geology #rocks #dad jokes #librarian

[steampoweredstarsketch]

#funny #kbridgeart #sherlock holmes #geology memes #i dont know what possessed me but as soon as i thought of this joke i HAD to make this comic

[mj-thrush-gxn]

mini christmas haul and my face ig

i was too scared to ask for dndads merch so i balled a bit

anyways yeah it’s official- i’m a drummer and a guitarist now🤭🤭

i also love geology joke shirts- i have three

#dndads #thrush rambles #thrush talks #thrush irl #thrush face reveal #real not fake #the joker #geodes #tarot deck #dnd dice #geology joke shirt #A NEW FENDER #OML

[dougielombax]

*crawls out from under a rock covered in 5,000 years worth of moss and lichen*

“Ooooooh…..WHAT YEAR IS THIS?!”

#dougie rambles #personal stuff #moss #lichen #rocks #living under a rock #hermit #my poor attempt at a joke #what #no context #this sounded funnier in my head #shitpost #geology #coma #rip van winkle #pappy van winkle #bourbon #also not #sleep #slept too long

[whoisandyloam]

A petrologist will call themselves an ally then refer to a metamorphic rock by their protolith

#geology memes #dirtcore #196 #shitpost #lgbt #geology #jokes that are only funny to me

[mcdexx]

I got caught up in a long Facebook conversation about plate tectonics and it inspired two new jokes. I am quite proud of one of them, and the other is a terrible pun that I hope will be adopted by others who will in turn inflict it on the people they love.

Joke #1

The Indian tectonic plate sidled up to the Asian tectonic plate and said, "Psst! Wanna get high?"

Joke #2

A poultry farmer got a fresh delivery of birds for his farm and was amazed to find that the new rooster was capable of producing eggs.

He named this remarkable rooster Everest, because Himalayan.

#puns #bad puns #terrible puns #i love puns #geology #bad jokes #dadjokes #can you believe i have no children so this is not technically a dad joke #i suppose that makes me a faux pa

[badsciencejokes]

It's #date time! Tag a special someone and make some #hiking plans. Person who finds the coolest rock picks dinner. 😎

Be sure to follow Bad Science Jokes on Facebook, Instagram, and of course, Tumblr!

#Hiking #Date #Dating #On a date #Jk #I'm married #bsj #science #bad science jokes #badsciencejokes #Rocks #Rock #geology

[amygdalae]

taking geology lecture notes and optimus prime just slowly slid across the screen

#my geology professor makes so many silly little dad jokes they make me smile