#get me a girlfriend

[queenofsimpsblog]

valentine’s day with shuri ❤️

i wanted to write a full oneshot but my exams are coming up so y’all get wholesome head-cannons instead <3

- aight so shuri in all honesty nearly forgot it was valentine’s day up until the night before

- and she started panicking cuz she knew you deserved the best valentine’s day ever

- so you best believe she ran out to get whatever she needed to make the day memorable for you

- usually you guys would go all out, get dinner at a fancy ass restaurant

- but you reached a point in your relationship where you didn’t really care what you guys did, as long as you got to spend quality time with your girlfriend

- both of you made an agreement before going to bed the night before valentine’s day, saying that you’d surprise her in the morning and she’d surprise you in the evening

- which was perfect for shuri since she got time to think about what you’d want to do most

- you woke up extra early to make shuri a fancy breakfast

- you made eggs, bacon, pancakes, and you even cut up some of her favourite fruit

- she got so happy and started kissing you all over your pretty face

- “happy valentine’s day baby, i’m so lucky to have you,”

- you gave her your present, which was a silver chain with her name spelled out in diamond encrusted letters

- it definitely made a huge ass dent in your bank account, but it was for shuri, so you didn’t mind at all

- after breakfast, both of you got ready to go out for the day

- you may or may not have showered together

- shuri thanked you for the breakfast by eating you out in the shower

- y’all could seriously get nasty anytime anywhere

- you went out to this garden and spent the day there, reading books, making each other flower crowns, just stupid sapphic shit

- shuri got ayo and aneka to distract you for a few hours while she got her surprise ready

- she took you to another room in the palace where she set up a crafts table

- y’all spent the night wearing comfy pyjamas and making cute things for each other

- she even managed to snag a jewelry making kit

- she made waist beads for you cuz she knew you love those

- you made her a shit ton of bracelets

- like seriously shuri has a whole drawer in her vanity dedicated to all the bracelets you made her

- she’s already decided that she’s gonna wear them all the time

- “i’m so lucky to have you sthandwa, i was so scared you wouldn’t like what i had planned,”

- “are you kidding me?? this was the best valentine’s day ever, as long as i’m with you i’m always happy,”

- y’all are such simps for each other

- seeing shuri get all excited when you made jewelry for her made you realise that you’re gonna spend the rest of your life with her

- and you wouldn’t have it any other way

@locoforshuri come over so we can recreate this

#shuri x reader #black panther #wakanda forever #shuri #letitia wright #shuri x black reader #valentines day #i’m so alone #get me a girlfriend #queen of simps does it again

[grubbyduck]

flash back to one of my gay-coded friendships as a young girl:

I spend quite a few minutes trying to describe the way she smells to her— I say things like ‘you smell like the colour pink, but more powdery, like how a cloud might smell when the sun’s setting, or maybe like candyfloss’, and then I ask her what my smell is. She sniffs, and just says ‘Lemons’. And that was my first lesbian heartbreak

#pride #lesbian #happy fucking pride motherfuckers #get me a girlfriend

[bunnybirds]

In Princess Aster's world, bunnybirds live in contented isolation, keeping themselves detached from the world in order to practice magic. Nothing is ever wrong, and no one is ever angry...even as Aster's people seem to be slowly disappearing. When her father is next to vanish, Aster resolves to find and rescue the missing bunnybirds—even if it means journeying over the rim of the world itself!

My middle grade graphic novel is officially available for preorder! Bunnybirds is a story about trauma, friendship, and my experience with autistic masking. It was drawn entirely with Prismacolor colored pencils and Pandafly markers, with Photoshop applied for color enhancement and text.

Check it out maybe! :D

That last panel with Carlin (the brown bunnybird) facing the corner was directly inspired by this wonderful TMA comic by @nubs-mbee!

#colored pencil #2024 debut #graphic novel #if you're wondering whether the bunnies are gay #of course they're gay who do you think I am #they get a lil face-lick kiss as the end of the book #and Carlin is explicitly referred to as Aster's girlfriend in book two #there's poly on the horizon as well if my publisher allows it! Keep your fingers crossed for me y'all

[inkskinned]

the problem is that being single is seen as the consolidation prize, and not the natural neutral state of being-a-person. at the end of the movie or the book or the poetry, there is a person waiting for you at the altar, and they love you. if the play is a comedy, everyone gets married. the metaphor is about how you are not-whole. the metaphor is about how everyone is going to be happily-ever-after. the metaphor is that romantic love is the most important resource on the planet, not just all-love. all-love is not a thing, that is a disappointment. the treasure is not the friends we made along the way. the treasure is the girl you landed.

the metaphor is that you cannot be alone, that means you are broken. are you getting over someone? that is acceptable, you can be getting over someone, but not for long. you must be single because you would rather not be single. you must be single and looking to not-be-single. you must want to date, eventually.

friendship and community are never seen as being equal-to or even-better than romantic connection. that person is your one! you need to find them. you need to hunt through the sand particles until you can shift out some kind of gem. this is regardless to your own experience of the beach and the sun. you need to be somewhere with someone.

if you are taking this time alone to heal, that is so sad. everyone gives you this little pitying look. the understanding is that you are not actually happier than you were before you were single. it is seen as a sort of pity - oh, you are choosing yourself, making yourself the priority? - that isn't quite right. you must mean that you are making yourself ready for the right person. you are just laying the bed better this time. open up your heart. you'll find them, we promise!

what do you mean you're really-truly genuinely-very happy? you are probably misremembering what it was like to be in a relationship. and besides, once you meet your person, that time will look grey and bland and wasted. your person is the only way for you to see in color. so what if you have taken this time - for the first time in your entire life - to actually-for-real do the fucking work. you can be proud of yourself, sure. but the way we need to know that you got better is that you get a partner. you're healed enough for the next bad part!

people don't choose to be single, they just say they're choosing to be single - they actually mean "nobody wants to date me." it doesn't matter how many people you have gently rejected or how many times you've talked it over carefully in therapy. what matters is that you are single, and by all accounts - that means you are something worth our pity. your successes and life all seem pale in the sunlight. sure, you have done amazing things and finally found your way in life. what matters is that there wasn't a person in the room with you while you did it.

you want to tell them - that's the whole thing. i didn't know how to be alone in the room. i didn't know how to handle the silence. every moment was so sharp, and i kept choosing the wrong way to close the door. i have spent my entire life in the empty well, living in the ricochet of someone else's cruelty. for once i have built myself a ladder. for once everything i taste is all mine, every bite of sunshine and laughter. i have learned how to sleep out in the open with my memories. recently, they have started to purr.

your father rolls his eyes. listen. this isn't about you. i just want a grandchild in my future.

#writeblr #i actually didn't want a girlfriend before nat #and my dad recently said to me - raquel. i don't approve of the promiscuity #1. i am 30. #2. i had casually dated about 4 people over 18 months. #3. i do believe he was just mad that i get more girls than he ever did #i had to look this 60 yr old deacon in the eye and say. okay so i have a girlfriend first of all im just not tellin yall about her #and secondly. #OKAY???? OLD MAN I DONT EVEN LIVE HERE WHAT ARE U GONNA DO ABOUT IT #briefly considered asking nat if i could pretend we were a one night stand kind of a thing

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

Laios's three Boy Best Friends. And yes, they hate him.

#dungeon meshi #laios touden #toshiro nakamoto #chilchuck tims #kabru #BF in this context could be boyfriend or best friend. The line is so blurry. #Chilchuck less so but whatever is going on between Shuro and Laios & Kabru and Laios is giving strong: #“dude if you were a girl I'd date the hell out of you”. And from the genderswap extra's that sentiment is canon for BOTH. #This was made prior to the translation of the Laios & Kabru & Shuro restaurant date comic and honestly I am just feeling vindicated. #I don't even know what to call this dynamic other than a situationship. There is so much going on between all of them. #Even on a purely platonic reading - the miscommunication and male yearning for friendship hurt so bad. #When we got the Big Hug scene in the epilogue arc I was whooping and hollering! Pure catharsis moment! #I also don't like hugs very much so I really felt it went Shuro ('hates being touched') went in for the bear hug. #Do not get me started on the agony of 'always lying' Kabru telling the truth (I just wanted to be friends) #and 'always believes' Laios thinking it's another lie and brushing him off. #I am once again supporting dungeon meshi day by posting art. Please watch dungeon meshi. #obligatory edit because I’m tired: YES. Chilchuck cares for Laios and him admitting it was a huge part of his arc #YES he is more just fed up with him that actually hating him. #I needed a third guy to be canonically done with his ass for the THREE WEED SMOKING GIRLFRIENDS reference

[fritzllang]

honestly I think hugh grant lucked out with his glass onion role. a couple hours of shooting at most, no press work, no interviews, and he gets to be remembered by everyone as famous detective benoit blanc's live in sexy malewife

#'ill just play this 10 second cameo role no big deal' #*becomes the next tumblr girlfriend* #you guys dont understand what this is doing to 13 year old me who watched every hugh grant film he could get his hands on #ive waited all my life for aomething like this #glass onion #knives out #hugh grant #daniel craig #rian johnson

[bigforeheadbaddie]

at this point in my life I need to find jesus and see if he comes through

#please #mr jesus sir #help me #get me a girlfriend #or just some play #damn #he died a virgin tho #whatever

[egg-baby-official]

they’re girlfrienboyfrien....

#ive recovered emotionally enough to make art #dont get me wrong im still in agony though #anyways hunter is the girlfriend willow is the boyfriend hope thats clear #my art #toh #toh spoilers #the owl house #the owl house spoilers #willow park #hunter toh #huntlow #i NEED to draw titan luz next its crucial to my survival

[quirkle2]

a labor of love about milk. there are other things too i guess

#qkdraws #mob psycho 100 #mob psycho #mp100 #shigeo kageyama #mp100 mob #mp100 shigeo #ritsu kageyama #mp100 ritsu #fun fact this took 5 weeks to make #another fun fact this started bc of my girlfriend saying he thought it'd be funny if ritsu was lactose intolerant #i uhm. added some stuff tho VGEAYV #listen.i have to add trauma or bust #this was SUCH a blast to make.god i had sm fun #what a joy this was.im glad i made it #even if it's kinda messy and all over the place i had fun working on it #and i do think it's Vastly better than my other comic #watch this receive like 40 notes and then get dropped into the abyss.haha wouldn't that be funny hahahah hahhaa #i hope one person is like vaguely ill abt it at least.be ill with me

[arataka-reigen]

The main reason for the decline of shoujo anime for me really is that girls/women will still consume shounen while boys/men will not consume shoujo as much, so for producers if you have to choose between a shoujo or a shounen you will go for the shounen because you know you will be able to get both audiences while with shoujo the audience will really be majorly female and you will be losing money from half your audience. And that is also why shounen these days incorporate a lot of shoujo tropes into their stories (ikemen, romcoms, etc.) but still do it in a way that is mostly targeted for boys (male protag, big boobs and heavy sexualization of female characters that is not as present in actual shoujo stories), they do it to make sure they will grab both audiences. That is not to say that seinen and shounen can't do great animes like these (just look at horimiya and skip to loafer), but it also means we get a lot of anime that is trying to do the same but in a very harmful and sexist way (just look at shows like rent-a-girlfriend and the millions of bad isekai that come out every season). So, shounen is stealing shoujo tropes and making them worse (most of the time), and we're eating that shit up simply because there is no actual shoujo coming out as often as it did before.

#sexism at its finest + capitalism at its finest #i am getting incredibly invested in this topic im sorry #gi talks #and don't even think shoujo is just romance. you cant even begin to understand the rich world of shoujo. join me in this beautiful journey. #let's read shoujo together #shoujo #shounen #horimiya #skip to loafer #rent a girlfriend #my happy marriage #csm #gi talks animanga #fave #1 #girlloving posts #1k #b

[atmothart]

Wouldn't lizard fashion be something like spikes and scales and a frilled lizard collar?

Like so?

(Bonus art under the cut)

#thank you anon I've been wanting to draw proper lizard fashion for a while and this gave me the motivation I needed #dracula daily #re: dracula #dracula #lizard fashion #The colours I chose here make Drac look like Harry Du Bois - which is appropriate given how I tend to depict his personality in my shitpost #bonus under the cut featuring Dracula's Weed Smorking Girlfriends #personally I really like the theory that the three vampire women are actually dracula's wife and two daughters #since the book never actually calls them his wives and the two subordinate girls are specifically described as looking similar to him #the idea that he turned his family but is no longer capable of loving them (or being loved by them) adds a whole extra layer for me #because he still goes through the motions - goes out to get them food (babies) and provide for them/fulfil the role of a patriarch #but its hollow and loveless and done out of strange obligation/habit - like an echo of being alive #BUT for the sake of comedy I will always draw them as his three weed smorking girlfriends because it's just funnier #or rather as I like to think of them - his three weed smoking EX-girlfriends who spend all day making fun of him and and freeloading #I'm going to tag any art with them in it from here on out as #the ex-wives of dracula #he's going to england to escape their ridicule

[boojangs]

Enid, drunk on the floor: Why're you so tall?

Wednesday: You are on the floor.

Enid, gasping: Is it cuz I fell for you??

Wednesday, flustered: ...just stand up, please, querida.

#enid after wens gets her off the floor: oooooo there are your dimples lemme kiss 'em #wens being gay: I'll destroy you #wenclair #real things my very drunk girlfriend said to me last night #happy new year

[kusuokisser]

nice one, saiki! that sure is true!

#supporting the gf #hes so silly #the disastrous life of saiki k #saiki kusou no psi nan #saiki kusuo #kusuo saiki #kusuo #saiki #saiki k #my girlfriend #saiki fanart #art #shitpost #tiktok #tiktok scares me #saiki get off tiktok what the fuck i hate you #mimi draws sometimes

[finleycannotdraw]

and here’s the full image :)

tfw your boss is dad shaped, lonely, sweet, and puts in effort to make you feel accepted and understood

alternative caption: YOU’RE MY DAD!! BOOGIE WOOGIE WOOGIE

guys just think about it. has she been hugged even ONCE since gloreth?? I kind of doubt it. ballister had better get on top of that YESTERDAY.

oh yeah!! here’s the playlist :) (subject to change)

why is his prosthetic arm easier to draw than his mustache

#nimona and ballister #nimona #nimona 2023 #nimona movie #nimona netflix #ballister boldheart #finley cannot draw #nimona fanart #THEYRE SO SWEET YALL. THEYRE EVERYTHING TO ME #what do you get when you put two affection-starved queers in an evil lair? snuggles. that’s what. also probably a food fight. and adoption #do I even need to include a ‘do not tag as ship’ disclaimer? I hope not #anyway I WILL be drawing more of them just you fucking wait #and also more ambrosius because he’s my girlfriend

[houseswife]

house: this has absolutely nothing to do with wilson

also house: [brings up wilson unprompted] [spends 95% of the session either talking about wilson or deliberately avoiding talking about wilson] [literally admits it’s about wilson]

#yes they set it up as though the true root cause was cuddy in the end #but I beg you to consider that 1) house agreed to seriously unpack his feelings of rejection re: wilson in relation to his exacerbated #drinking & the bar fight #and 2) the patient of the week deliberately evoked moments from house’s head/wilson’s heart #with particular emphasis on the brain surgery #which was the one time that wilson ever put house second to someone else #specifically a girlfriend #AKA the exact curveball that house has just been thrown for a second time (albeit in a less grave context) #nolan suggests that house punished the patient’s husband the way he’s punishing himself because they’re both losing someone they love #yes we could assume that his alcoholism was made worse by cuddy and lucas’s commitment #but also… house started drinking himself into blackouts when sam and wilson got together. not when cuddy and lucas got together #which reminds me — the last time that house sought out getting trashed at the bar #was when WILSON AND AMBER GOT TOGETHER. this is a pattern for him. #he goes out and destroys himself when wilson becomes seriously romantically involved. ERGO…. this whole thing WAS abt wilson #I’ve connected the dots #house md #greg house #gregory house #hilson #james wilson #house/wilson #hatecrimes md #that ‘say it’ was literally him asking nolan to call him a f—

[carsonsbackwardscap]

we were robbed of gay emily prentiss in so many ways but one that hunts me the most is how we missed out on morgan and her bickering over girls

i mean CAN YOU IMAGINE IT?

them going out to bars and betting on who can get more numbers?

showing up to the BAU one morning mocking each other's moves?

one of them trying oh so hard to get a girl only for the other one to pick her up effortlessly and walk out with a shit-eating grin?

both of them on battle for the same girl only to find out she's already on a relationship and was only having fun at their expense? their faces when the girl walks off with someone else entirely and they're both rejected?

SO MANY POSSIBILITIES!!!

ffs they're already so insufferable siblings coded, this could've been so much fun!! I will never get over what we never had

#no i will never get over this #nor do i want to #emily prentiss deserved to be gay #emily prentiss deserves a girlfriend #i will die on this fucking hill #fight me #criminal minds #emily prentiss #derek morgan #demily #queerminal minds #lgbt+