Mouthing off to Vlaakith is a bad idea but oh so hilarious. Like. “Bitch y dyou want me, a ‘mortal’, to do ur job. You kill the bitch.” And she’s like “what” and i’m like “what aren’t u a fuckin god cant u do it” and then she Kills Me On The Spot. Honestly i deserved it but also that proves my point
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I just know (if it hasn’t been done already) some new book is going to come out about the biblical Jezebel written in a way that she was just a misunderstood girl boss ruling a stable kingdom when Elijah comes (portrayed as a misogynist man) and her pagan beliefs were so superior to the “God fearing Jews” and I’m going to lose my ever loving mind
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