#god ​i miss them

[sinnerruud]

March 28, 2004: 17-year-old Rafael Nadal defeats world No. 1 Roger Federer 6-3 6-3 in Miami third round

#god ​i miss them #roger federer #rafael nadal #fedal

[payasita]

being a manager sucks balls half the time but the cashier kids im in charge of trust me enough to dick around in front of me so ive been keeping a running list of the shit they say that makes me laugh randomly: -"guys, is it cheating if you play fortnite with your ex" [4 seperate others, immediately]: "YES" -"there must be like… infinite sentences" -"bro what bro what the fuck bro what's that mean bro why'd you say that bro what" <distraught response to a girl randomly greeting him with 'hey there big boy' in an old timey transatlantic news reporter accent

#personal #text #gonna miss these kids lol #theres more i cant remember rn but i swear to god some of them do it just to make me crack up when im the only one in charge #infinite sentences kid and bro what the fuck kid are the same kid #he could not give less of a shit about this job it's so fucking funny

[listen-to-the-inner-walrus]

so in an attempt to actually use positive thinking, anytime i fuck up and my brain reacts as if ive cause a minor apocalyptic event, i compare my fuck up to the 4 minute fuck up committed by the crew of the uss william d porter.

and only today, as i was having to explain what happened to my mom when i was explaining the whole comparison thing, did i realise that most people dont know about it and ive decided that needs to change because its objectively hilarious.

...which is a weird thing to say about an event that occured on a warship in 1943, specifically november 14th.

see the uss william d porter was a fletcher-class destroyer but you dont need to know what that means, just that she had guns that went bang bang and that she was escorting another ship, the uss iowa, to cairo.

while they were on their way there, they performed some gun trials like testing the anti-aircraft guns or the torpedos. and while they were running a torpedo drill, the crew of the porter managed to fire a live torpedo straight at the iowa which you know, in terms of a list of things to do while escorting a ship, shooting a torpedo at them is not on that list.

especially if the president of the united states is on board.

yeah so fdr was on board and the gun trials were actually his idea, and part of the trials was that they were conducted under radio silence.

and that means the crew of the porter couldnt just call the iowa to be like "move out the way, we accidentally shot a torpedo at you."

but they did have signal lamps and you know, the signalman on board was trained to signal this exact kind of message.

...and uh never mind, the signalman did manage to successfully tell the iowa that a torpedo was coming toward them but wasnt as successful when it came to the direction the torpedo was coming from.

not all hope is lost though because the signalman could still use the signal lamp to correct his previous mistake and-, never mind, he announced that the porter was reversing, which she wasnt.

yeah so at catastrophic mistake number 3, they broke radio silence to warn the iowa and she managed to turn out of the way just in time which meant no one got hurt. and even though the inquiry into the incident led to chief torpedoman (fantastic job title btw) lawton dawson being sentences to hard labour, fdr intervened and waved away his sentence, saying it was all an accident.

but yeah, so thats my new measure for "how much did i really fuck up?" and when i compared accidentally picking up a pencil case without a tag on it in wilko, turns out it was a very minor fuck-up. yes, the cashier had to ask another worker to grab a duplicate so they could scan the barcode, but i didnt nearly kill the president during wartime via accidental friendly fire

#kai rambles #so like #i enjoy ships and learning about them and looking at them but like #i dont really care for warships #i dont hate them viscerally like i do cruise ships but i never really care for them #apart from the ones that were just like either ridiculously designed like the hms captain or the vasa or the novgorod #or the ones where just insane shit happened like with the william d porter #like this isnt even the extent of the porters unfortunate incidents like shr was sank by a kamikaze attack that MISSED #but somehow ended up below the ship and exploded and just like yeeted the porter out of the water #william d porter #uss william d porter #ww2 #world war 2 #world war ii #warships #again warships are really not my thing but god some of them are so fucking funny #uss iowa #fdr #franklin d. roosevelt #this suddenly got so many notes in like less than 24 hours what the fuck #shipposting

[wombywoo]

retired 🩶

#call of duty #cod #simon ghost riley #john soap mactavish #soapghost #my art #listen this took me like two weeks so y'all better appreciate 🤌 #johnny is the super active DIY father of the family #simon has made his way through all of the miss marple mysteries and has now set his sights on naval fiction #also growing his fringe out to hide the early onset baldness #johnny has gorgeous hair but we knew that #the dogs are called roger and wee albert--guess which is which #yes they all sleep in the same bed~ #I guess I just need to see these two old and cranky and alive for whatever reason... #let them both burn in hell after a few good decades learning how to live beyond just surviving #god they probably make a banger pot roast....

[jesse-is-inarguably-purple]

imagine ur garthy o’brien, just trying to fuck this hot ranger you met at your brothel that you own, except her teenage kids/wards/bosses keep knocking on the door to your bedroom and interrupting you guys and THEN you learn that she’s actually in a committed relationship but didn’t tell you, so THAT sucks but THEN one of the teens comes and finds you in the middle of the night yelling about how his friend is gone and they can’t find him and he might be in danger, so you help him teleport to his friend, and then when they all get back, looking extremely upset and dejected, you apologize to the ranger’s daughter for making her feel uncomfortable by fucking her mother and in the process SHE reveals to you that her mom’s boyfriend is actually this really cool werewolf guy that you KNOW and have fucked on multiple occasions

#and THEN first thing in the morning you find the goblin teen paralyzed in the courtyard #anyway im rewatching fhsy in preparation for junior year and WHAT a trip #the way garthy just casually refers to ayda as the librarian of the compass points library #THATS YOUR MOM/DAUGHTER #my HEART #also god i love sandra lynn so much #AND tracker #AND ragh #AND each and every one of the bad kids #missed them <3 <3 <3 #dimension 20 #d20 #fantasy high: sophmore year #fhsy #d20 fhsy #garthy obrien #original

[laquilasse]

hey! I'm trying to find a sketch that i think you did where baby franziska is saying 'you MUST hold my hand or youll get hit by a car and DIE', to edgeworth. if you werent the artist I'm going to feel very silly

YES that's mine, I only posted it to twitter though for whatever reason. here it is!

#miles edgeworth #franziska von karma #ace attorney #god i miss the von karma siblings this is making me want to draw them again. they're so sillycute #my art

[hiwelcometothemonstersancturary]

wow guys, i cant believe the player character from hit mascot horror game Poppy Playtime actually saved all monsters, killed the Prototype and left with their newfound family! cant wait to see how the authorities will react to this weird family that just formed!

#poppy playtime #poppy playtime au #poppy playtime dogday #dogday #poppy playtime catnap #catnap #huggy wuggy #kissy missy #mommy long legs #miss delight #poppy playtime player #poppy playtime poppy #poppy playtime fanart #save everyone au #garca art #i cant believe ia ctually like. full on colored and even rendered a tiny bit for the first time in years #OUT OF *SPITE* FOR POPPY PLAYTIME #AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA #if this goes well i'll work more on this au otherwise nah #if anyone has any questions for the love of God send them to me. i would love to talk about what i thought about this

[uselesssubstrate]

"My son is fine"

Sir, your child wants to be dressed up like a doll, collared, stuffed with a tail, made to crawl around on all fours, be told what a good kitten they are, bitten and marked with bruises that last for a week, then be fucked and bred so hard they'll be a useless puddle for at least 18 hours.

#sluttypuddles #bottomposting #nonbinary #trans #nsft tumblr #enby nsft #nsft trans #god i miss them #sub posting #sub thoughts #cuddle me and pet my hair and call me a good kitty #ownership kink #bdsmkink #bdsmplay #bd/sm kink #t4t yearning #collar #collar me

[fandomestuff]

#i love rocky #AND MICHAEL KOVACH VOICES HIM #I LOVE MICHAEL #i'll miss him so much in hazbin hotel my god #his angel dust was perfect #well high hopes for the new voice actor #ANYWAY #BACK TO ROCKY BECAUSE HE DESERVES ALL OF MY ATTENTION #THE VIOLIN?? #THE FUCKED UP PART?? #THE WAY HE FELL DOWN FROM THAT TOWER RIGHT ON HIS FACE LIKE A CARTOON CHARA... oh #LAUGHED A LOT AT THAT #AND HIS RELATIONSHIP WITH MITZI IS SO ADORABLE #LOVE THEM #LOVE HIM #LOVE THIS SHOW ALREADY #lackadaisy pilot #lackadaisy #lackadaisy animation #rocky rickaby

[fatfart200]

fun little redraws from episode 8 + fun little thing of what i think will happen next LOOl

#fionna and cake #adventure time #betty grof #simon petrikov #petrigrof #fatfart200 #doodle #fionna and cake spoilers #god i missed them im so happy betty got screentime….

[hazel-callahans]

the definitions for the word smite are just so fitting.

#we are so BACK #oh my GOD #i binged go when it came out all at once #i couldn’t get enough #i need s3 IMMEDIATELY #good omens #good omens s2 #aziraphale #crowley #aziracrow #ineffable husbands #goodomensedit #go: s2e5 #my coloring #gif #*mine #i will be making gifs again #theres just so MUCH #i missed them #i missed this #the story and the romance???!!???! #i cannot believe beelzebub and gabriel are officially canon now #1k #2k #3k #4k

[kaijukebox]

GET HIS ASS

#Jean is about to break a pillow over Harry lmao… #god I love and miss them. #disco elysium #harry du bois #kim kitsuragi #jean vicquemare #I have a ref for this I just can’t find it… #I’m sure if I typed in ‘pillow fight meme’ it would pop right up #but alas I am so tired…going back to bed for a moment lmao..

[elijah-loyal]

im gon keep yapping about the sound design for the magnus protocol because its driving me insane

the difference between the two podcasts is so drastic its FRIGHTENING

The Magnus Archives intro/outro: high-pitched, screeching, eerie, dies off with what sounds like a stone tumbling into the depths and lights turning on/off, water, sounds like the darkness of a cave that you must descend into even though you're terrified, but you do it anyway

The Magnus Protocol intro/outro: LOUD, deep, bone-chilling/shaking, foreboding, it sounds like darkness in a different way, like the great throat of some unknown beast that is hundreds of times larger and older than us and will swallow us whole; it's fear that hunts us, instead of us hunting it

-

also, side note/addition because i realized i forgot to add WHY it freaked me out

long story short, i was around 50% deaf in my right ear until I was 12 years old (reconstructive surgery truly is something I am so grateful for) and now I'm back to a fairly normal hearing range.

The problem?

I can't hear low tones as easily.

the magnus protocol is heavily reliant on lower tones, so what I hear is likely not how most people hear it, but for me it sputters, almost, parts of it are kind of missing, and I know I'm not hearing it right, which freaks me the fuck out.

#god the sound design for tmagp is actually so amazing and astounding to me #the sound alone actually freaks me out #which is something that the magnus archives DIDNT do #im already on edge when the episode begins for protocol #tma #tmagp #the magnus archives #the magnus protocol #tma podcast #tmagp podcast #jarchivist #magnus archives #magnus protocol #the difference is that in tma theyre actively seeking the fears #but in tmagp i think the fears are hunting THEM #also the fear in the audio for me is knowing im missing parts of it #not hearing it as its supposed to be heard

[toodrunktofindaurl]

“you’re my tether”

#critical role #critical role fanart #imodna #imogen temult #laudna #listen i teared up drawing this #pls support me on patreon so i can afford to draw pieces like these more often #because my god did i miss it #and do i love it #anyway DO NOT SEPARATE THEM #MaryneArt

[kkoct-ik]

my silly little back cover piece for the @hotguycalendar ! sooo happy to be working with this team second year in a row

#kostik draws #goodtimeswithscar #jellie the cat #fanart #hermitcraft #hermitcraft fanart #gtws #gtwscar #go check out the views calendar too !!!!! god their art is jaw dropping to me #(i stapled together a cover for them... wont post that though since its largely other peoples pieces) #ougg i love you hermitcraft fandom artists... kiss circle go #grian #<- i forgot hes in this too #can you believe this is the first cuteguy ive drawn to be posted. wow. i sure missed that train

[lizzibennet]

my favorite line in the barbie movie was “we’re going back for my doll” like i felt that so so deeply. it’s about the inherent connection a little girl has to her most beloved doll and the abject horror of realizing u accidentally left her behind somewhere. like u do not know what else is happening and do not care if it’s inconvenient you ARE coming back for that doll. similarly it’s about being an adult and feeling so lost and dejected and remembering when the world was yours to invent, yours to build, yours to take - all you needed was that little doll and you were set and it all seemed so simple and magical. it’s about reminiscing and realizing little you knew so, so much, she understood a lot you seem to be struggling with rn. it’s about coming back for and to little you. it’s about waving to the little girl you once were and being kind to her and asking what does she have to share with you today and tucking her in and knowing with absolute certainty what she knew back then: no matter what else is happening, no matter where you are, where you’ve gone, where she is, you are going back for that fucking doll, simply because you must

#sorry as someone who was once a doll collector and had to sell them for $$$ reasons and misses them so so very much #that line was just like. god i know in the movie it’s almost inconsequential but like. you ARE going back for that little doll #you ARE that’s not a discussion. that’s the way it HAS to happen #AHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!! i have a lot of feelings but most especially I MISS MY DOLLS SO MUCH BRO #barbie spoilers #barbie