#god he is SUCH a loser

[sunspearesque]

oberyn and ashara at harrenhal when rhaegar started playing that emo dramatic ass song

#god he is such a loser #i just know oberyn was fighting demons not to bully his ass #oberyn martell #ashara dayne #tourney of harrenhal #asoiaf #a song of ice and fire #game of thrones #valyrianscrolls

[just-slightly-chayotic]

kim pretending he doesn't see chay approaching because he never learned how to emotion and he's so painfully awkward and nervous because omg a cute boy coming my way what do i do. you have to look uninterested if you want them interested right?? quick. pretend i don't see. what am i saying? shit. doesn't matter. as long as cute boy doesn't think that i've noticed him. gotta look cool.

#god he is SUCH a loser #he read a cosmopolitan magazine once while his makeup was being done for an event and that's where all of his dating knowledge comes from #after the uni open house he goes back home and finds the exact same issue and memorises all the dating advice just in case #tea's ramblings #kimchay

[plutonicbees]

with gwen and hobie being friends in across the spider-verse and hobie being so super cool i do hope that there is some acknowledgement of the origins of their friendship

aka - hobie brown is a gwen stacy fanboy and is immediately excited to meet her and then they play some world-saving punk rock music together

#i do also love the idea of their dynamic being 'oh god this other person is so fuckin cool they probably think i'm a loser' #he's such a loser and i hope that comes through along with his cool punk persona #hobie brown #spider punk #spider man #gwen stacy #spider woman #spider gwen #ghost spider #spider verse #across the spiderverse #atsv #into the spider verse #itsv #spider man comics #marvel #marvel comics #sony spiderverse #comics

[cozylittleartblog]

valentines newsletter ???? ?? HELLO ???????? ?????? ? ????

#deltarune #rouxls kaard #queen #queenkaard #art #doodles #comic #dude hes so fucking lonely and desperate oh my god. why is that becoming less and less of a joke #SIR this is a WENDYS #LOSER BOY !!!!!!!! LOSER. i lov you. you are so fucked up and strange and unhinged. what is wrong with you #i need ch3 and 4 right now i need to see if they love and or hate each other. i need to see more of whatever is happening here #yeah queens has personalized pens that have her face on them. what ruler doesn't #anyway #go in there #go in the dark #i mean the box

[hualianschild]

oh they def had this conversation before

#i believe in hua cheng and he xuan besties agenda #like imagine hua hua just rambling abt xie lian to he xuan and he xuan being forced to listen cuz you owe this guy lots of money #hua cheng when he realizes he can also serve his god by using his lips rather than giving up his life #everyone in tgcf is a loser one way or other lmao #tgcf #heaven official's blessing #tian guan ci fu #hua cheng #xie lian #he xuan #san lang #mxtx #heaven officials blessing

[eddiesghxst]

eddie knew the second he slipped into you he wasn’t going to last because: 1. he’s ridiculously whipped for you and 2. eddie is nothing if not a loser. the man has slept with about 2 people in all his years of living so he doesn’t get much action okay. he’s shaking and gasping and whining within the first like 3 pumps, and you both know he’s gonna come soon, but you don’t mind, really, so you let him sink into it. let him keep thrusting into you all slow and shallow as he tries to hold it back.

“i’m sorry just…jesus christ, you’re so fucking warm.”

he shivers with a moan and stuffs his face into your neck because holy shit he’s never felt this good. and when you wrap your legs around his waist to pull him closer and whisper to him how badly you want it, how deep you wanna feel him, he’s immediately panting and moaning in your ear like he’s getting paid to do it. he can barely even manage to form words to tell you he’s coming, so by the time he finally gets it out, you already feel him spilling into you and filling you to the fucking brim. and he can’t even find it in himself to feel embarrassed honestly. and you think it’s the hottest thing you’ve ever fucking witnessed.

(tiny pt. 2 ish blurb)

#SCREAM #god he’s just so loser i want him so bad #eddie munson x reader #eddie munson smut #eddie x reader #eddie munson fanfic #eddie munson #drabble #stranger things fanfic

[grgie]

big fan of when the men in kdramas are huge fucking losers btw. like yes theyre almost always rich but that does not protect them from being absolute losers. dorkass

#btw this was prompted by mr loser in marry my husband #god hes so lame <3 #marry my husband #strong woman do bong soon #crash course in romance #business proposal #women dont want suave men they want loserboys who love the lady so much it makes them look stupid #helena talks to the void

[blueskittlesart]

these panels are going to make me cry. hes so girldad

#PLEASE CALL YOUR WIFE KING. I CANT DO THIS ANYMORE #HE EVEN PUT HER LITTLE BOW IN ONE OF THEM.... #if this manga concludes without this fucking loser calling his wife im going to kill myself forreal. #please for the love of god chilchuck i need to see your daughters #personal

[tomurakii]

I like bloodweave. Okay. But I DON'T like the version of them in fanfic where Astarion is a dick and Gale is like. Whining and pleading for him to be emotionally vulnerable (or just. Nice to him) prior to the relationship being established. Because that is just not accurate. Gale needs the player to express interest in him during his weave-teaching scene before he even considers hitting on them properly. Gale is entirely resigned to his fate and needs someone else to pull him away from it. Gale only starts being sweet and romantic and devoted after you accept his love confession and give him hope for the future. Gale says fuck all and then slinks away to cry privately if you break up with him.

Like he isn't chasing after people lmao. He isn't dropping to his knees and crying about anything much less this dickhead he met a week ago. He is overwhelmingly passive about literally everything personal to him up to and including his own death (provided there are no casualties/there is a good reason) until after the player expresses that they care about him. Astarion is not doing that in any of these fics.

Like Gale is friendly and a dork and doesn't wanna get murdered but he fully has a suicide plan. He thought the artefacts would help him survive but he didn't believe he'd ever truly live again. If Gale confessed and Astarion said/did like one (1) mean thing afterward Gale's romance is closed off forever. He's wandering into the forest to cry. He's killing himself immediately. His fragile ego and self worth can't take it. You have to understand that when we joke about him being pathetic it's not bc he's like. Sopping wet and chasing people down and begging for a scrap of attention. It's because he craves affection but would literally rather die than ask or even hope for it until someone else forces that hope back into his serotonin-deficient tadpole brain.

#i feel like u can tell when a bloodweave fic is written by an astarion stan vs a gale stan lol #because the astarion stans are just using gale as a vessel for like. their sopping wet meow meow #who screams and cries until astarion becomes emotionally vulnerable with them #which gale would not do. realistic bloodweave is astarion tries to fuck him in act 1 and he refuses because of the orb #and then astarion is like “boo what the fuck. change of plans” and gale is like “okay” and they never speak of it again lol #anyway #please god the gale characterisation in this place. half of you make him the soppiest most pathetic loser and the other half make him evil #he's not ACTUALLY a loser. when i joke about it the reason its funny is because its not true #hes just a regular guy with depression lol. hes not out here debasing himself begging for some old twink to care abt him #bg3 #gale dekarios #bloodweave #gale of waterdeep #does this make sense. i havent slept #i just mean that if you want gale to be sappy he needs to have like. prior assurance that his feelings are reciprocated #because if he doesnt have that and astarion is a dick to him he WILL just give up on the relationship #like hes not hunting people down after they deliberately upset him. i see so many fics where they create tension by lime #*like #having astarion openly fuck someone else after establishing a sort-of relationship with gale. for the drama #like hey. gale fully dumps you if you do that in game!! you have no way to convince him not to. he will dump astarion for that permanently

[justmiraculousconspiracies]

Odysseus: What's up with Achilles? He has been laying on the floor for like.. an hour now?

Breises: He's a bit overwhelmed

Odysseus: And why is that?

Breises: Patroclus smiled at him

#hes such a pathetic loser i love him #incorrect greek mythology #incorrect greek gods #achilles x patroclus #greek mythology #incorrect tsoa quotes #patrochilles #the song of achilles #tsoa achilles #tsoa patroclus #tsoa textpost #odysseus #ac odyssey #iliad meme #the iliad

[prismatoxic]

it doesn't even matter if the science lab is heated bc he indicates that he roams the base a lot, and you meet him outside after the second wolf fight anyway

like. genuinely i think armstech told him where he was going and his dumb ass had never been anywhere even remotely below freezing before and figured this would be fine. i mean it's a thick jacket! what else do you need!!!!

@captainfkingmagic says snake only let him into his cabin bc by the time otacon found him, he was steps away from freezing. and i agree

#metal gear solid #otacon #hal emmerich #mgs #and you just KNOW this scrawny loser runs cold #god he's so fucking stupid. i desire him carnally #tox.txt #i mean i guess. i don't have a 'tox makes dumb memes' tag

[breezybeej]

The problem with Riley Finn is that he's so bland but the three episodes before he goes away are like.

He was actually becoming someone interesting for a little bit. A real freak who lurks in shadows and does weird shit like get recreational suck jobs from vampires. Who has custom plastic stakes that look exactly like wood so he can non-fatally poke vampires. Who is self aware enough to assess his own problem but too stupid to like. actually do anything about it.

But instead of going farther down that path, he

GOES TO BELIZE TO PROTECT CHRISTIAN MISSIONARIES FROM NATIVE ISLANDERS PRACTICING THEIR OWN RELIGION

#btvs #riley finn #god he just waltzes into spike's crypt and gives him the plastic poke and it's so funny #Riley you were becoming enough of a loser to hang with the rest of the cast mut then you turned into an imperialist again

[tategaminu]

Happy valentines to these two losers (the remake)

Let's hope we get some more snuggles! Comparative under the cut⬇️

#actually im the loser #again #god I used to be so proud of the original ew. I guess it is because my first rayllum fanart and all #a lot of improvement but also redeemed myself and made Callum bulkier like he is and deserves! #also it was pre s5 haha we didnt know the ride we had ahead #this kinda scene seems closer and closer aiorawoproapwrj #rayllum #rayla #callum #valentines #the dragon prince #tdp #romance #cuz they invented it

[figthefruitfaeth]

love steve as the romantic type but honestly even steve at his most casanova moments is so lame? he invites nancy to a party on a school night but it’s literally just him, tommy, and carol shotgunning beers. then he takes his date in season four to a high school basketball game from a school in which he’s already graduated from! he’d tell eddie about the amazing date he’d take him on and it’s just a 7/11 run and making out in his car to bruce springsteen

#text post #steve harrington #steddie #eddie who’s also a loser: god he’s so romantic I think I’m in love #he offered me the blue Gatorade and everything

[p4nishers]

no but actually how do u fumble SO HARD that you live the same moment for CENTURIES where the love of your life grabs your lapels to pull you close and you just?? don't kiss him?? like?? this fumble will go down in history im sure of it

#'oh but what if they DID kiss mobius at least once?' are we. are we talking about the same characters here he is a LOSER do u really in ur #heart of hearts think loki ever got the courage to actually KISS mobius?? please he still looks like a starved virgin every time mobius #touches him that god hasn't been kissed in a very long time ill tell u that much #lokius #mobius m mobius #loki #loki spoilers #loki series #loki season 2

[jeslo]

Astarion and Durge are my Roman Empire.

#based on Astarion's beef with heros and gods #that line Gale says outside of the tabernacle #and a tiktok set to the same line which made me weepy but also gave too much credit to bhaal because bhaal is a loser #patch 6 Shart gets to join Astarion and Gale's book club #I showed this to one of my artsy friends for a critique and he said I made Gortash too handsome #but his teeth can only be so yellow without looking silly #bg3 #bg3 fanart #bg3 spoilers #astarion ancunin #astarion x durge #I can finally delete the 600 screenshots of bg3 background and character references from my ipad