#harper talks for no reason

[harper-collins]

I'm regards to the desert duo oneshot I'm making, I'll be posting it both here and on Ao3! Hopefully by Wednesday as I have a day off and travel time, but no promises!

#harper talks for no reason #writing #ao3 #desertduo #scarian #gtwscar #grian #love these two #im so hyped to show you what i made #i almost cried writing a scene #i hope its emotive

[geneticdriftwood]

dick and roy; a collection

outsiders (2003), #11, 12, 13, 16, 21

#look. we talk a lot about the 'erotic butch and sundance' line. and for good reason! #but i do think we're sleeping on 'lennon and mccartney in tights having a marital spat' #anyways what this really shows is that grace choi is the funniest person on the team and knows what's up #(that's a lie i actually think indigo is the one with the best one-liners. also i'm still emotional about her death) #outsiders 2003 #outsiders (2003) #dc #roy harper #dick grayson #dickroy #roydick #outsiders #mine: dc

[jasontoddsgaythoughts]

People who hate on DC ships and are like super public about it are so embarrassing. Like please hating something like JayRoy or BirdFlash is not going to make you look more interesting, or smarter, or whatever little fantasy adjective you’ve built up in your head. If you hate seeing something do not interact with it. Stay in your miserable little corner. Don’t even go looking for those tags because that’s exactly what you do. This is coming from someone who doesn’t even ship those ships, but I’m not big enough of an asshole to tell other people to not have fun.

#there are ships I dislike like batcest but I don’t go out of my way to interact with them #you’re obviously making these post for attention just like I’m making this one for that exact reason #have a problem come talk to me I’ll maybe see it who knows I’m not on here that much #but I will come for you believe that #I just logged on here and it’s the first thing I see like pls leave the people in these tags alone #jason todd #red hood #roy harper #arsenal #red arrow #dick grayson #nightwing #wally west #the flash #jayroy #birdflash #dc

[doctorwhoisadhd]

there are many ways nardole interacting with the torchwood team could potentially go but i think in every timeline owen would be so mad about who in the team nardole has sex with. including in any situation where nardole has Only fucked owen he would still find a way to be mad about it

#nardole #doctor who #owen harper #dw #torchwood #see i CANT imagine it but like. thats nardole though. like. i feel like nardole DOES NOT WANT bitches in s10 at any point. and so we do not #see the version of nardole that allows him to actually Get bitches. #him in torchwood all bets are off. tosh jack suzie owen gwen ianto hell even rhys honestly i feel like if theres ONE non-gwen who could pul #that off and seduce RHYS of all people its fucking nardole. For some reason. #the one character i dont think nardole would fuck is probably martha. mostly bc martha is too loyal to ever cheat unlike every other #character in the entirety of the show #and dont even get me started on what john hart and nardole would do to each other. cause i dont really want to talk about that i think it #would be. bad to witness in many ways and im not sure i need to consider how and why that could be the case #just know that they WOULD know each other carnally #ari opinion hour

[sergeant-angels-trashcan]

Kate Bishop, holding Roy's face in her hands: perfect cinnamon roll, too good for this world. too pure

Oliver Queen: you know he's been to rehab like three times, right?

Kate: did I ASK for the opinion of the ugliest person in the room? Gonna kick your a--

Oliver: I wish you would!!! I WISH YOU WOULD!!!!!

#kate bishop #hawkeye #oliver queen #roy harper #green arrow #red arrow #arsenal #my stuff #dc brainrot #oliver and kate disliking each other for no good reason is hilarious #it's kind of a relief for both of them to have someone they can be unapologetically rude to #the waynes are fully aware that if you want to reach new record high donations #you pit the queens and the bishops against each other because they will continually one-up each other #susan and ollie kind of like each other but susan plays along for sibling bonding reasons #yes this is from a tiktok #it's how millennials talk to other generations and it's sweet and nice and then #it's how millennials talk to other millennials and it's this

[evilwickedme]

I assume that Jason misconception poll was talking about how the New 52 obliterated Roy's characterization, but even still. Like yeah, that's not MY Roy, but it is a Roy and it's not a lie or misconception to say that one is friends with Jason. And even if it were, it'd be a Roy misconception, not a Jason one

No fr like that's not Jason's fault?? Like that's not on Jason at all, he genuinely is friends with Roy. Also I'm so sick of people saying that Lobdell ruined Roy and Kori "for Jason's sake" as if Jason's characterization isn't entirely fucked in that comic as well. All of them were badly written and guess fucking what they came out the other end and they're friends now it's not a misconception and it's certainly not fucking gaslighting??? It didn't belong on that poll and it definitely didn't need to use that kind of wording

#it's fucking infuriating is what it is #roy harper #like I felt like I was going insane bc the only person who said anything was a jayroy shipper #but you don't have to be a jayroy shipper to have read rhato or rh/a or even just the one scene in hic #where Bruce goes to tell Jason that Roy died and he's so clearly immediately affected #just like bsfbsgjdgkdy people started shipping it FOR A REASON and it's because they ARE genuinely friends #it's like pretending that spideypool didn't have their team up comic for years cause you don't ship it #those two things are entirely separate. you can't pretend they didn't become friends at some point cause you don't think it's well written #(and personally I don't even like the spideypool team up comic!! so it's a perfect analogue imo) #also don't use gaslighting to talk about dc insisting a friendship that is real does exists that's not fucking gaslighting holy shit #rhato #dc #gail speaks #ask #anonymous #jason todd my beloved #jt

[bess3714]

I think that the CW making Cullen transgender in Gotham Knights was the best creative decision they made in the entire show. You know why? Because Cullen Row, emo teen that he is, picked his own name. And what name did he choose for himself? That's right, this guy's name!

He literally picked The Edgiest of Distressed Emo Boys and was like, yeah, that's the name I want. Cullen. I'm going to be so cool just like this awesome vampire guy!

And of course Robert Pattinson went on to play Batman so like, there's layers or something.

#first episode i was eh about Cullen but then i got to see him impersonate a cop and i was like ah #there is potential for him #commit some crimes my sweet child #My headcanon is he was Team Edward and Harper was Team Jacob #I do not have any reasoning for this headcanon I just think it would be funny #gotham knights #cullen row #five cent movie theater #<- my new tag for talking about tv and movies

[harp-bo-barp]

HARIBO WHATS YOUR FAV COLOR??? I JS WANNA KNOW HELP

MCBSKBXJS HARIBO <3

BLUE FOR SURE!!! kind of a funny story, I used to hate the color blue, and I always said that I would never like it, but here I am now with my entire wardrobe being like 75% blue colors and everything I own some shade of blue LMFAO

but I also really love yellow!!!! I have these yellow converse and I love them SO much. yellow is just such a happy color, and I'm drawn to happy and cheerful things <3

#the only reason I started loving the color blue so much was bc it was right around the time I started getting really interested in the ocean #and nature in general #TY FOR THE ASK!!!!! <3 #asks #harper talks 🌅

[hoppinkiss]

so last night I wrote like. a bullet point summary of my trauma. and I screenshared it for my therapist bc that seemed easier than reeling my brain in to speak point by point on it. bc memory and attention problems

and as I was slowly scrolling for her to read multiple times I heard her go "wooow..." in a tone that to me sounded very much like "I am in disbelief at your parents' actions" and im just. VINDICATIONNNNNNNNNN

#harper has spoken #whenever anybody actually reacts to me talking about this stuff im like WAIT YOU MEAN IM BEING REASONABLE?? I SHOULD FEEL HURT ABT THIS??

[malkaviian]

me: so immanuel kant---

brain: lets think about whether your ocs were planned or not

#oc talk #chase i know for sure was planned. now for the others......... #cas def wasnt planned. in fact his parents probably debated whether to keep him or not. they decided to do so; with awful results #also probably a result of a teen pregnancy. poor guy. #maverick was planned; although his parents were really young. as in; 20-22. his parents dated since high school and got married young #so. got married early; got the kid early. this however led to some poor parenting choices even if they didnt meant to; but nothing too big. #zachary wasn't exactly planned? his parents wanted to have a kid; he just appeared sooner than they thought lol. same with apollo and blade #except they were like. just ~imagining~ about having a kid and then boom you get two. funny for such strict parents. #harper's mom is a single mom and she wasn't planned. his dad was an unstable thing his mom had #and he disappeared as soon as he learned about the pregnancy. her mom kept her though. she was in her 30s when she got pregnant #alex is the result of another teen pregnancy. his mom got obsessed with a guy and the last resort she saw to 'chain' him #was getting pregnant. and since his parents were extremely conservative they forced him to marry her. it wasnt good. #reason hes so embarrassed about sex; he was taught abstinence only and not given really good sex ed. another poor guy. #ironically though i think charlotte wasnt planned but raven was; they wanted to give their daughter a lil sibling. horrible choice. #and idk i have to continue with kant send post

[harper-collins]

May or not have screamed when I saw the official tweets confirming Joel and Skizz coming into the hermitcraft server...

I'm sick, and my voice is now in pain; that was NOT a good decision...

I don't regret it though.

FR thought I was chatting to my fellow hermitcraft friend, and I said my main theory for the two new hermits WAS JOEL AND SKIZZ, I felt so hyped ngl...

#harper talks for no reason #joel smallishbeans #skizzleman #hermicraft #hermitcraft s10

[striveattemptfail]

first errand / hajimete no ostukai = a practice in japan where young kids complete a simple task by themselves; eg: buy milk at the grocery store, send mail, etc; more examples: one and two

pls imagine little lian harper going on her first errand for no reason other than bc i want it + it's cute

and, of course, i want roy trailing her to make sure his baby girl 1) stays safe and 2) accomplishes her mission. but bc he wants her to feel independent and capable, he hides behind trees and walls and whatever he can find so she doesn't see him and make her think she finished her errand all on her own

(lian knows her daddy is right behind her btw. he's not as sneaky as he thinks he is, also his hair's pretty hard to miss)

#i'm well aware there's no reason for this to happen #and will likely need to be in a no capes au bc it's too dangerous in canon #but i am a weeb and now that i thought it i must have it #lian harper #green arrow #red arrow #dc speedy #speedy #dc arsenal #arsenal #arrowfam #arrow family #jercy speaks #ur partner of choice if roy talks someone into tailing lian with him btw #jason and jade would be the funniest ones imo LOL

[mvalentine]

whores. the both of them.

#omg just fuck already y’all are so annoying 🧐 #also i 100% hc that at this point ethan is very very aware that he has feelings for lana because i just KNOW that when harper saw ethan— #touching lana’s arm she called him out on it and he was like wtf are you talking about and she’s like you know what im talking about and he- #was like oh. no. no no no. which is definitely partially the reason he gave her the pita case #meanwhile bestie lana is literally falling for him so bad but for some reason she hasn’t figured that out yet #why is she so annoying #it’s okay that’s all gonna change soon though <3 #also if you read my tags hi ily we’re besties 4life #ethan ramsey #open heart #ethan x lana #lana brooks #oph replay

[harpsicalbiobug]

Apparently people in my area have been having really great success propagating native seeds in ten gallon bags with some soil and water a space for air to make little greenhouse and, well, I know what’s going to take over the garage shortly

#the landlord basically gave me permission to go wild (within) reason with my gardening so guess what I'm been getting way too into lately #harper talks

[warriormythwonder]

maybe instead of trying to explain my arguments, I should just talk like my granddad. "Poilievre is WICKED. His supporters are...bafoons."

#my granddad said that exact thing about harper lmao #but i think the reasons he hates conservatives are different from mine #bet talks

[rafeandonlyrafe]

easter day

words: 1.3k

warnings: 18+ only, smut, dad!rafe, mom!reader, fluffy and cute, talk of pregnancy, p in v sex

“when are they getting here?” rafe questions, hands on your hips, leaning over your shoulder to look at the counter where you're finishing frosting the sugar cookies with various pastel colors.

“uhh…” you glance at the clock. “any minute now.” you set down the piping bag as you finish the last detail and turn to look at rafe, changing your voice to a whisper. “are all the eggs hidden?”

“yup.” he nods. “and i already told harper that the small blue ones are for her brother so to let him get the easy ones. the easter bunny told me specifically.”

“smart.” you chuckle, letting rafe pull you in and press your lips together.

“i do just have one complaint.” rafe says, hands moving from your hips to grip your bum. 

“and what would that be?” you look at your husband, one eyebrow raised.

“this dress.” rafe shakes his head. “you look too good in it, you're practically begging me to put a third kid in you.”

“not until elijah is two, remember?” you remind rafe.

“he's 18 months, that's practically two!” rafe lies through his teeth, his grin turning mischievous, knowing just how big of a difference six months can make in a baby's development.

“ill tell you what…” you run your hands up rafes chest. “why don't we sneak away when my parents get here? you know they act like we don't exist anyways.”

you can't blame them, harper just turned 5 and is a handful, which is only added to by elijah. while he's an angel, he's still a toddler and will get into anything and everything if you turn your back for even a minute.

“sounds perfect.” rafe gives you another kiss as harper runs into the kitchen, elijah still distracted in the corner in his bouncer.

“mommy!” she squeals, launching herself at you. you pick her up and easily turn her so she's on your hip. “mommy, mommy.” she continues. “the easter bunny came! i saw eggs in the backyard!”

“oh, yay!” you bounce her slightly as elijah giggles, reacting to harper's excitement. rafe heads to the bouncer and lifts him out.

“and look, mama made cookies.” you show her the frosted sugar cookie eggs and baby chicks. “and i left a couple unfrosted for you to do with grandma and grandpa!”

harper lets out another squeal and wiggles excitedly. “elijah, gammy and gamps are coming over!”

rafe chuckles at her mispronunciation. it started when she was first learning to talk and their names haven't changed since, even elijah calling them their nicknames.

there's a knock at the door and harper wiggles out of your arms to run towards the front, quickly followed by you and rafe, who unabashedly checks you out as harper opens the door to your parents.

“harper!” your mom steps in, wrapping her in a big hug, completing it with pressing kisses all over her face.

“and there's my little man.” your dad takes elijah from rafes arms, whose happy to give him up, itching to get that alone time with you.

you quickly usher your parents in, showing them the unfrosted cookies and other activities to keep your kids attention. 

“rafe and i are gonna go finish their easter baskets.” in truth you've had their baskets finished for a week now, but there's no reason for them to know that.

“okay, that's fine dear.” your mom says, barely glancing to you as harper grabs a butter knife covered in pink frosting.

you grab your husband's hand, and he practically sprints up the stairs, pulling you right along with him into your bedroom.

“god, you knew this would happen didn't you?” rafe questions, hands gripping at your dress, pulling it up as he backs you up towards your bed, keeping the door slightly cracked so you can hear if anyone comes up the stairs. “you know i can't resist this dress.”

you keep your sundresses at the front of your closet, wearing them whenever you find a reason to, purely because of how rafe reacts to them.

“stop talking and hurry up.” you chastise rafe, fingers swiftly undoing the buttons of his crisp shirt until your hands can delve in and feel his muscles.

“yes, ma’am.” rafe smirks, lowering you onto the bed as his lips find yours again, fingers coming to your underwear to feel the wet spot that has started to form. his fingers swipe over the material until you’re moaning quietly, eyes shut.

“god, need to get inside you.” rafe groans, standing to undo his shorts and grab a condom from the nightstand as you take your underwear off, tossing them in the general direction of your hamper. 

you use the moment of silence to listen, seeing if you can hear anything coming from downstairs, but all seems to be calm as rafe pulls your hips to the edge of the bed, lining up his cock with your entrance.

rafe sinks in slowly with a low groan as you gasp, gripping the bed sheets. its been far too long since you’ve been able to have a moment alone like this.

“so good, mama.” rafe wraps your legs around his hips as he begins to move, thrusting in and out of you, thumb already rubbing over your clit, knowing you both need to cum and get downstairs as soon as possible.

“yeah, feels good.” you whine, covering your mouth with your palm as you let out noises, rafe always able to get the sounds out of you even when you should be quiet.

rafe moves faster, cock pushing at your walls, stretching you open for his length.

“shit.” rafe groans. “we need to convince your parents or aunt wheezie to take them for a weekend.”

“mmm, that’s exactly what we need.” you nod. you know that you’d probably end up pregnant again if you had an uninterrupted weekend with rafe, you already feel the urge to reach down and pull the condom off of him, but the thought of dealing with elijah at his current age while pregnant has your mind clearing quickly.

“or we can start sending elijah to daycare once a week.” rafe says, glad that the conversation is helping quell his orgasm somewhat, not wanting to burst inside of you too early.

“fuck, whatever it takes to get more of this.” you push at rafes stomach. he takes a step back as you flip over on the bed, toes touching the floor as you turn onto your stomach.

“god, i wanna marry you all over again.” rafe pushes quickly back insides, thrusts now speeding up as his hands grip your ass, squeezing it and watching the way it jiggles with every thrust.

you push your hand below your body to touch your clit, rubbing it in pace with rafes cock pushing inside of you, pressing your face into the mattress to drown out your noises.

“gonna cum, baby.” rafe warns, cock swelling inside of you before hes releasing with one more deep thrust, triggering your own orgasm as your body shakes.

rafe pulls out, flipping your dress back down over your ass just in case someone sneaks upstairs as he discards of the condom and redresses before heading back to you, helping you turn over to sit on the edge of the bed.

“i love you.” rafe coos, pressing kisses to the top of your head as you lean against him.

“i love you too.” you take his hand in his. “and we should get back downstairs before they get suspicious.”

“absolutely.” rafe nods, following you out the bedroom and down the stairs, leaning in to whisper in your ear when he sees everyone is still occupied with frosting cookies, a smear of orange frosting across harpers nose. “and don’t think i forgot that you aren’t wearing panties anymore.”

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