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turtleofthehollow · 3 months
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I need someone to write fanfiction of Lucifer and Alastor making a deal, but Luci botches the wording of the deal so bad that they end up married instead, and neither of them know how to break the deal, so they're just stuck like this until further notice
You can't tell me it wouldn't be in character for him!
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UPDATE: It has been written! Check out the reblogs for the link!
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crispyliza · 1 month
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I've got you all figured out fanartists
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zeevawyte · 3 months
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Ok so, this is so far outside my usual stuff it’s insane, but this literally won't leave my brain and I don't know if I have time to write it so-
RadioApple fic idea under the cut:
TW: blood, mentions of cannibalism (it's Alastor, duh), semi-unsafe dom/sub (no actual sex), sub drops
Starts out your normal "stop interfering with my relationship with my daughter & you can have a snack whenever you want" kinda deal, with Alastor taking full advantage of the fact that he's got the most powerful being in hell at his mercy. Dude has a serious power trip the first time, & between that and the taste is hooked immediately.
And of course Luci isn't exactly complaining. Other than the occasional jumpscare via shadow, it hasn't been too bad. Kind of enjoyable actually, not that he'd ever admit that to the demon's face. And it's not like he hasn't been tied up or held down before either.
But then during one of their ‘meetings’ he ends up going into sub space on accident… and it keeps happening.
This wouldn't be a problem except Alastor (for obvious reasons) has literally zero information/knowledge about that sort of thing. And, being the dramatic asshole that he is, enjoys getting the last word and leaving without a backwards glance. Which means he's not there when Luci drops.
Hard.
But it's fine! He's fine! He's the King of Hell, he doesn't need some sinner to help him deal with the consequences of an arrangement he proposed in the first place. He's totally fine on his own.
Except he's not.
He is very much not fine, and it starts to show. It gets so bad that one day Charlie actually asks him if he’s ok mid-conversation.
Enter Angel Dust.
Now, by this point Angel’s like 98% sure the two powerhouses are going at it. Alastor has been in a good mood for months now (coinciding suspiciously with the two of them not being at each other’s throats all the time - at least in public) & he’s seen Luci coming out of a room straightening his coat and hat on one of the upper floors. Not to mention the down-right flirty undertones to any barbs they shoot back and forth.
Husk agrees that something is going on but heavily doubts it’s what Angel thinks.
Determined to prove that he’s right, Angel starts wandering the upper floors or heading up just as Alastor heads down (subtly, he’s not an idiot). Anyway, he’s up there one day being nosy when he hears a crash from one of the rooms. He goes in only to find Lucifer on the floor, having tripped over a side table and knocked over a lamp, disheveled and absolutely shaking.
He recognizes what’s happening almost immediately (fuck you very much Val) and gathers the little king up onto the couch, helping him calm down until he doesn’t look like he’s going to either spontaneously start sobbing or throw up on the rug.
Luci is understandably embarrassed and tries to offer him a favor for his help, but Angel waves him off saying he’s been there & that Luci doesn’t owe him anything.
The next day when Lucifer is off doing something else, Angel grabs Alastor and all but drags him into a side room.
“Look, I don’t know what’s going on between you and short king, and frankly it’s none’a my business-”
“No, it isn’t. And if that really is all you wanted to speak with me about-”
“Shut up! I’m not jokin’ alright? I’m bein’ 100% serious. You’re fucking up big time, and I’m pretty sure you don’t even know it. So if you don’t want this whole thing to end in a big fuckin’ mess you need to listen to me.”
Cue a hilariously awkward conversation where an unusually serious Angel explains dom/sub dynamics and the effects/consequences therein to an incredibly-uncomfortable-but-desperately-not-showing-it Alastor.
It ends with something along the lines of
"And look, I don't know if you actually care about the guy or if it’s just about gettin’ your kicks, but honestly? It doesn't matter. You've got your whole gentleman thing right? Openin' doors for the ladies and shit?" *pokes him in the chest* "Well as a gentleman, you've dropped the fuckin' ball. Only self-centered dicks leave their sub to drop alone."
Now if there’s one thing Alastor will not abide, it’s a loss of manners. Being told he’s been unknowingly committing a social faux pas gets under his skin immediately. It itches at him. To the point that his smile almost slips. More than once.
He needs to fix it. As soon as possible.
He’s visibly twitchy the rest of the day.
Husk corners Angel to ask what the hell he said to Al, but only gets a vague, noncommittal answer about letting him know about some information he was missing.
And the next time he and Lucifer have a ‘meeting,’ Alastor stays.
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raginglesbian2006 · 3 months
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what if Alastor had someone he loved accidentally killed in one of his "escapades" and they ended up in heaven. When Alastor dies, he knows that his beloved was too pure to end up in the depths of hell so he begins his journey of gaining enough power to try to get his love back, in turn making a deal he regrets and stumbling upon the Hazbin Hotel. He doesn't speak of this special someone often- only Husk, Rosie, and Mimzy know of them.
All of this is based on the presumption that Al is just a big ol' sap deep down. Albeit a bit....dubiously motivated.
Edit: Turning this into a fic very soon! :) Stay tuned...
A glimpse into my fic based on this random thought- Ne Me Quitte Pas
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I keep thinking about all those sexy huskerdust fics where they do that public sex vibe thing where its like oooo can Angel keep his composure while Husk does this to him but all I can think is like
Husk: bet u can't last the night with a toy in u the entire time
Angel: fuck yea I can I'm a professional pornstar. Watch this *disassociates on command*
Husk: oh no thats not what I meant at all oh god
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theabhainnhotel · 2 months
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Fanfic idea:
Vox attempts to get Alastor to notice him by using the love potion Velvette and Valentino make. He slips it into his "Oh Deer" mug while on a friendly visit to the hotel.
Alastor drinks out of the mug, but all he does is scrunch his face. "Now, which one of you added berry flavoring to my coffee? It's dreadful."
Vox didn't know Alastor was aroace and the potion had no effect on him.
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doushitemacaron · 2 months
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Another hazbin hotel plot bunny that I'll probably never write:
Someone gets Alastor a modern cell phone and now, despite all expectations to the contrary, he won't stop texting everyone CONSTANTLY.
Vox thinks all the time about blocking him but he can never actually bring himself to do it even though he's basically being cyber bullied like a fucking preteen.
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callmechito · 2 months
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SWAY
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I DESPERATELY NEED SOMEONE TO WRITE A FANFIC ABOUT ALASTOR HAVING A CRUSH ON READER AND SINGING SWAY BY MICHAEL BUBLE.
The ai cover I just heard… OH.MY.GOD.
Like the possibilities? Oh my god??? Like say he has a crush in her and in trying to woo her, sings ‘Sway’ while they dance together—OOH OR MAYBE AFTER A DATE (before they become an official couple) THEY DANCE IN A LIGHT RAIN SHOWER AND ALASTOR IS SINGING AND PROVIDING THE MUSIC AISMWBCHRLGHAFWVFLG—
I am not talented enough to write this. I don’t even know which plot I want to happen, or if I want an entire different plot. I just know that I want Alastor to be singing Sway, they’re dancing, and Alastor’s mad crushing on Reader
@ Hazbin x reader fanfic writers, if you do this… TAG.ME. IM ON MY KNEES PLEASE TAG ME IF YOU DO THIS—
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panphilosopher · 3 months
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Hazbin Hotel Arranged Marriage Idea for Charlie/Emily/Vaggie: In agreement to halt extermination against Sinner/stop a potential war, Hell and Heaven agree to arrange a marriage between Charlie and Emily. A more realistic path will be Charlie residing (held hostage) in Heaven, but I want Emily to live in the Pride Ring. Not trusting the Hellborns, Heaven sends a squadron as guards for Emily, Vaggie just happens to be captain. I don't have much of a plot, but some things I could think of:
Tension between Charlie and Vaggie: Since Vaggie is an Exorcist and hasn't been exiled yet, Vaggie will be more hostile against her. Charlie will try to befriend her and accidentally fall in love because she is so pretty.
Actually, there will be tension between Charlie and Emily, too. Even though Emily was friendly to Charlie in "Welcome to Heaven", she was in her turf But now she is in Hell, and likely being inculcated all her life about Hell will be terrified. Charlie tries to show her the good things of Hell.
In most days, Emily will seek Vaggie in comfort or ask her personal for escorting.
Charlie invites Emily, and indectly, Vaggie, too, a stroll through the Morningstar garden and try to be romantic. But comedy is insured as Hell and Heaven are two very different cultures and have differences of what is considered beautiful. I talking about eldritch plants and horrors.
Charlie tries to bond Vaggie through sparrings, but she does not actually train her ability, keeps getting her ass. And Vaggie, taking pity on her and not because she likes her, teach her how to fight. But, like, one day, she manages to get the upper hand and to land Vaggie on her back. This, and this very important, made Vaggie flustered because she likes it???? Emily is there too since she wants to see her wife and guard/developing crush spur, and now discovering she may have a kink??
Lute is also apart of the guards and she fucking hates Charlie. She thinks the whole marriage is blasphemy but also envy that Vaggie is paying attention to Charlie and not her.
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rius-cave · 1 month
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So about Adam being a crops and plants expert, I feel like Charlie would try asking everyone to grow a bunch of seeds into a plant or something. Only the seeds won't be able to grow, and it's actually a test who would lie and get a plant elsewhere.
And then Adam ruins it immediately by pouring the seeds into his hand and checking them
"You can't fool me, those are fuckin rocks"
Or maybe he gets mad, cuz he thinks they only gave him rocks to sabotage him
BSJSKFJAF NO OKAY
I FEEL LIKE IF CHARLIE GAVE EVERYONE ROCKS, IT WOULD BE OBVIOUS TO MOST OF THEM
No, they ARE seeds, but they are infertile seeds (or however people call seeds that can't grow) so nobody would be able to tell...... Except Adam
And it BLOWS charlie away, she's so flabbergasted, that she actually makes a real gardening challenge!
OKAY- OKAY!!! THIS IS BRAIN FART AND HAS LITTLE TO DO WITH THIS ASK, BUT IMAGINE..... CHARLIE MAKES THE HOTEL PEOPLE DO ONE OF THOSE PARENTING EXERCISES THAT ARE MEANT TO TEACH TEAMWORK AND RESPONSIBILITY.......... SO CHARLIE ASSIGNS PAIRS AND GIVES EACH OF THEM AN EGG TO TAKE CARE OF AS IF IT WAS A BABY......
OH MY GOD. ADAM WOULD GET ASSIGNED TO ALASTOR. IMAGINE THE FUCKING HILARITY
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enixamyram · 13 days
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So, we all know the first season was a little rushed since they only had 8 episodes to work with. It is my (desperate) hope that since the show is doing so well, they'll be given more episodes for season 2. Now let's pretend they'll be given enough for filler episodes as well as the main story. Here are some of my dream filler episodes I would love to see happen!
A Chaggie date (Vaggie sees Charlie is getting stressed and worries about her so she insists on taking her out for a night off.)
A Keekee and Fat Nugets episode (something happens and the two end up away from the hotel and work together to find their way back home.)
An Earth Visit (not sure why, but somehow for some reason, Charlie and co visit earth for a day and chaos ensures because how could it not.)
Emily Visits Hell (maybe brings Molly with? It would be kind of hilarious for people from Heaven to see how it really is like in Hell. Maybe this is Charlie trying to get them to be more part of the hotel transition.)
A Blackout Episodes (One of those, how various people deal with something -Vox- causing a blackout throughout the city. Maybe even one of those Charlie or Vaggie gets stuck in a lift with Velvette or someone to have some fun interactions between different characters.)
A Gambling Episode (No idea the story but at some point it involves Husk making some bets to let off steam and Angel ends up tagging along as arm candy and I read somewhere that Husk cheats so maybe Angel helps him!)
Lucifer rejoins society (he attempts to pick up his role as King of Hell but finding it increasingly hard since his long absence and preppy attitude means not many people take him seriously.)
Nifty chaos (maybe she somehow wanders from the hotel while Alastor is away so Chalie and the others try to find her, worried she'll get hurt, meanwhile she's terrorizing the rest of hell and just having a blast before they eventually find her safe and sound if not covered in a lot of someone else's blood.)
Overlords episode (Maybe Charlie or Lucifer want to try and get on the good side of the overlords so try and spend some time with each of them to get to know them better.)
The Vees meets Hangover (this one is really silly and in general I just want a Vee filler but it'd also be hilarious if there was a Hangover style one where one of them - take your pick, it'd be hilarious either way - goes missing after a bender and the other two struggle to put together what happened to find them.)
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turtleofthehollow · 3 months
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Got another fic idea for Alastor and Lucifer cuz they're my faves
We know that Luci tried to redeem demons long ago, and failed miserably at it, so what if he gets a second chance to redeem someone, and it turns out to be Alastor
I can see this going a number of ways
He did it at of spite to annoy the radio demon and miraculously wound up succeeding
Alastor egged him on because he wants to see Lucifer fail at redeeming anyone first hand
Charlie encouraged them to get along, and it somehow ended up with Alastor being redeemed - no one knows how that happened
They made a deal where Alastor gets all of Luci's powers if the King of Hell fails to redeem him
There's so much potential with this set up with Alastor wanting Lucifer to fail for his own amusement, and goes along with it to see how far Luci will go; and Lucifer doing his best because it supports Charlie's goals, and gives him a chance to make up for his past failings
It's made all the better if through all of this, the two actually manage to reconcile their differences and become something close to friends by the end of it
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mousy-nona · 1 month
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I truly believe that Alastor is scarier than Lucifer? Like ofc Lucifer is stronger and all that power scaling-wise, considering he's literally the Biggest Bad Of All Time, but this version of Lucifer has expressed how disappointed he is in humans because they're bad. I don't think he's the type to kill or go all Machiavelli on someone unless he really, really needs to. He's shown as an optimistic, kind, generally good-hearted and goofy guy.
But on the other hand you have Alastor, who kinda makes up his own rules as he goes. Like you've seen him be super nice when he wants to, but that's not his default setting. He likes to eat people?? He's LITERALLY a serial killer?? He has no limits other than the ones he puts on himself, and that's an actual villain.
So yeah yeah Lucifer is strong enough to like cause a nuclear winter but it doesn't really matter because he'll never use it!!
Anyway what I'm saying is that if Alastor were ever to get into a radioapple-style thing with Lucifer I'm pretty sure he could play the king of hell like a fiddle and destroy all of hell if he wanted to. And that's terrifying, and that's why he's scarier than Lucifer.
okay rant over!!!
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ezrathing · 18 days
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An original idea inspired by other ideas!
Alastor has cat-like behavior, and Vox is scared.
Alastor keeps randomly appearing next to Vox for seemingly no reason, and brings so called "gifts" to Vox each morning. A normal cat may bring you a mouse, rabbit, or bird; but Alastor is no basic bitch of a cat. No, Alastor keeps bringing him the limbs of sinners and whatnot.
Vox, not knowing if this is a sign that Alastor is going to finally kill him, becomes very persistent that the V's stay together at all times. At first, Vel and Val think Vox has finally lost it, but quickly learn that Vox has every right to be scared.
I'm fully aware that Alastor is a cannibalistic deer hybrid, but I thought that this may be a fun idea.
This idea was inspired by a fanfiction where Vox panics because it's "that time of the year again", and the V's become concerned about his mental health. Vox didn't know that male deer go into rut once a year, and Alastor was showing the signs.
This was also inspired by a fanfiction series where Alastor bites Vox, Vox decides to keep it, and ends up throwing an angel's head into Alastor's mouth. Alastor was just happy that Vox reciprocated his courting.
Just let me know if you want the links to these things, and I'll find them again. Update: links are now in the comments. Have fun reading!
Reminder: you don't have to credit me if any of my posts inspire you, but please do remember to tag your work properly to make easier to find!
It doesn't matter how hard you try to hide it. I will find it, and I will eat it... :3
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stormikitty · 4 days
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Vaggie's Past
I've seen tons of fics and tumblr posts with 2 different ideas about Vaggie's past. 1 being that she had a human life before she became an exorcist angel, and the other being that she grew up in heaven and was raised by Adam and Lute and the other exorcists. Idk which 1 I like better, but I have headcanons for both. And I've sort of imagined conversations for how the other characters would find out?
1:Vaggie had a human life:
Charlie: Hey Vaggie? Are you heavenborn, or a human soul?
Vaggie: it's complicated? When a human soul becomes an exorcist, the first part of their training involves magic induced amnesia. They're forced to forget everything about their lives including their own name, and they're given a new 1. I know I was a human at some point, but I don't remember anything. Some things stick, like languages, and some strong feelings about certain things even if there's a lack of context for it, but I don't remember who I was or any of the people I might've known. Every earthborn exorcist has maybe 1 vivid memory from their life, but it never actually tells them anything about who they used to be or who they know. I think that's to make it easier to erase any individuality more quickly and make us forget if any of our morals didn't originally align with what exorcists do. Turns us into perfect soldiers quicker. If I remembered my real name, I probably wouldn't be going by the 1 that Adam gave me. He literally named me after a vagina.
Chalie: *hugging Vaggie*
Anyone else who heard this: ...
2: Heavenborn Vaggie:
Vaggie: I was never a child.
Angel Dust: What did you just come into existence fully grown or something?
Vaggie: No, I still had to grow and develop like anyone else would.
Husk: Then you were a child.
Vaggie: I was raised to be the perfect soldier since the moment I was born. A soldier isn't allowed to be a child.
Everyone: WHAT?!
Charlie: Why didn't your parents protect your from that?
Vaggie: A lot of exorcist angels are born from flowers instead of other angels. I was 1 of them. I was raised by exorcists and grew up with exorcists.
Alastor or Angel Dust: You were born from a flower? Like Thumbilina?
Husk: They took away your childhood?!
Vaggie: Yeah. I had to be a gown up almost as soon as I could start walking and talking.
Nifty: What was it like being raised by exorcists? Other than the fact that you weren't allowed to be a kid?
Vaggie: I was surrounded by high standards and expectations I had to meet and not allowed to have much if any individuality. Exorcists aren't even given names until after their 1st extermination. They have numbers until then. Also, you know how exorcists have those black stipes on their wings? Those don't appear until their 1st extermination either. Also I was taught to value loyalty and strength more than anything else. Loyalty goes above strength, but not by much. And the second I showed even the slightest hesitation to follow an order, I was cast out of heaven in probably 1 of the most brutal and painful ways possible by 1 of the people I trusted the most. So there's that.
Everyone: *ready to throw hands with some exorcists again*
Charlie: *crying*
Nifty: ... Wanna build a pillow fort and watch cartoons?
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One thing I haven’t seen in this fandom is trans people being reborn into their correct body after they die.
I mean a common thing I hear about being trans is that god or someone messed you up when making you the first time, but would they mess up a second time? And I don’t see why you’d be “reborn” wrong again as either a demon or an angel.
Maybe there are fics or something like this that I just haven’t seen, but if not, then I need more trans Hazbin Hotel characters waking up in Hell and realizing their body feels different and just having the biggest euphoria.
Or I need one of Lucifer using his powers to somehow change someone after realizing that not everyone feels happy in their body.
Where’s my fic of Lucifer helping Alastor correct what he doesn’t like about his body.
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